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@@ljubomirjovanovic2666 That's not how the story goes in most versions. She wanted him to take her, in actuality from what I've read, and already liked him.
@@LethalByChoice as far as I know, most Greek and Roman accounts confirm that he in fact did kidnap her. Hesiod's Theogony and the Homeric Hymn to Demeter clearly describe this, as well as the numerous ancient Greek frescos that depict Hades taking her with him and running away in his chariot while she wriggles and flails around
"He didn't want to kill Hector either" Achilles totally did want to kill Hector, he even did laps in front of Priam dragging Hector's dead body behind his chariot.
hot take: I actually prefer realistic combat over the ridiculous stylized and cinematic combat. People always say that cinematic combat looks "cooler", but in my opinion realistic combat looks so much better. I was watching the demonslayer anime that other day, and I do love that series, but I almost lost my shit laughing when two characters starting moving their swords at like mach 5 and they were just flailing them at each other. Maybe it's because I've watched too much shadiversity and everytime I look at combat in any movie it just looks goofy, but I'd love to see a movie or series with actually realistic sword sparring.
@@qwertydavid8070 a lot of things aren't meant to be realistic anyways but that's half on you for expecting an anime about slaying anxious vampires. But that's also not half on you because Demon Slayer really makes no sense whatsoever.
Hades belongs to S++ tier - Did his job with extreme competence - Unflinchingly loyal to his wife whom he trusted unconditionally and showered her with gifts from his infinite wealth - Utterly immune to bullshit, fallacies and obfuscation - Completely honest in his bargains. In good and bad - Yardstick of how scary things are to Greek. Everything was less scary. Except maybe Persephone - Patient Hermes also belongs to S++ tier - Actually cares about humans - Knows that to learn you must observe more than one event - Designated messenger of Olympians not because they needed one, but because busy Hermes was Hermes not causing trouble - Made an oath to never lie. Didn't stop him from being master at deceit - Patron of so many things. If things move he is involved and that makes him very strong indeed
@@inbeing3464 Please explain. Nymph Menthe tried to get Hades cheat Persephone. Didn't work. Persephone got upset. Should have approached the idea through Persephone. Might have worked then.
@Imsocliche Oops It is kind of unusual to see trickster as highly revered as Hermes was as tricksters are against authority and common ideals and morality. Simply put they shake established order. Loki was also trickster (and one of Jötnar, primordial gods) while Odin was god of knowledge and rulership and all that. He was one of Aesir (gods of civilization) so it was kind of weird that they got almost along despite their adopted brotherhood. Loki is source of Ragnarok.
@@inbeing3464 yeah but not as much as everyone. He is very very tame when compared to other gods. So hey! You should just take what you get when it comes to characters in an already somewhat messed up world of mythology. I think he only cheated like two times but he’s made up with Persephone and hasn’t done it again.
Hades never cheated on Persephone, Minthe tried to make him cheat on her but he refused and when Persephone found out she turned Minthe into the plant we now know as mint
Orpheus should not be in Lame, at least in Cool but not Super. Orpheus’ music slapped so hard that he could make rocks cry and split apart. He managed to play his way into Hades and nearly brought his wife back to life until he looked behind him, something he was told he couldn’t do till he was out of Hades. Imagine writing music that bangs to hard you can resurrect people.
Thanatos is cool imo because well, he's the god of PEACEFUL death. like, its far more, ''sorry man, your times up, but its ok, ima take you to Charon now'' which is why he's vibin imo
Hermes was kinda sigma. He popped out of the womb and right after stole apollo's cows. When apollo confronted the baby hermes, hermes on the spot made a lyre and gave it to apollo. After strumming the lyre, apollo was so intrigued with the noises it made that he kinda just Hermes go.
Beats Hera in a popularity contest among gods and mortals, gets a winged helmet as a baby. Tricks Typhon, kills a god for Heracles, destroys all but 2people in city with Zeus, was the fastest/sneakiest god helps pretty much everyone no matter what side there on... Ect
Hades isn't even evil tho, he is just leading the underworld and guiding the souls to their proper places. In fact he is one of the most humble gods (altho he is not perfect ofc). People often mistake him as the equivalent to Satan or Lucifer, when he is quite different.
Never forget that moment when artemis turned this guy into a deer and he got hunted and eaten by his own Dogs, for seeing her naked (he didnt even intentionally do it, he just saw her by chance)
Hermes should be higher. Besides Hades and Persephones he is only only one to leave underworld without consequence and he’s the one that helped Odysseus(S Tier) get off Calypso’s island
@@kadendunk5300 Naw Hades lame. Just a shitty person who rules over the underworld. Snooze. I think that the only big 3 that’s kinda cool is Poseidon, but Zeus and Hades LAME
@@auberginemanproductions1608 Nyx is actually the strongest deity in Greek mythology, since even Zeus was said to have feared her. The only who I think may be stronger than her is Phanes, who is her father in the Orphic Cult.
Hades is S tier, no question He's the god of the underworld and is still more chill and reasonable than his brother. Most importantly, he knows how to control the peepee
He's also filthy RICH, he got not only The Underworld handed to him after defeating his father, but also all the metal and precious stones that lay under the surface.
Actually, if I remember correctly, the reason why their packages are all so small is because ancient Greeks preferred small packages over large ones. A bigger package symbolized a less rational and stupid personality and lifestyle, as the Greeks believed it meant the owner was more overcome by lust and thus was prone to lying and other bad traits as well. Therefore it was believed that smaller packages represented moderation, rationality, intelligence, and a more desirable man.
Only Satyrs or slaves were depicted as having giant packages as well. Satyrs because they were described as insanely sexual creatures who were only driven by lust and desire, and slaves because the Greeks just deemed them inferior. Usually, actual penis size didn’t matter too much in private but you couldn’t depict anyone with a big package because that would be extremely insulting.
Fun fact: Artemis and Apollo killed 12 kids, because their mother was boasting about her fertility. They took that personally, because their mother only had them, so 2 kids.
I totally misremembered i thought leto had tons of kids...dang. They were born on an island in the sky, that came down to become dalos where people live but no one was aloud to die or be born out there of respect.
Orpheus was an absolute chad, man went straight into hell to bring his wife back, he also seduced Cerberus and Hades with his music. His downfall though was that he turned around to look at his wife, he was then cursed to be murdered by women in an orgy which essentially he was raped to death, but in his death he became more popular than some gods to a point where decided to give him a proper burial.
... I was lied to. Possibly bamboozled. For I was told that orpheaus turned to stone upon looking at his wife. Not raped to death in an orgy that even the gods got off to...
@@stevenholt7670 Well his wife wasn't Medusa, that's for sure. He was raped and his body was torn apart by The Maenads under the command of Dionysus due to Orpheus's lack of sacrifices to the aforementioned god. The remaining body parts that he had left were buried by The Muses and the gods eventually turned his lyre into the constellation named "Lyra" to honor him.
The fact that Charlie and all the others mistook Perseus for Percy Jackson kinda tilts me. He should be sigma or super dooper considering he took on Medusa and the kraken for a waifu. True man right there.
@Gabi bro calm down, Greek mythology is cool and is very interesting and that’s probably why they made the video. Also you’re being very insensitive and rude because you’re essentially putting people down just because of what they believe and that’s a pretty shitty thing to do and this is coming from a person who believes in the sciences.
Some interesting trivia about Hephaestus: when he learned Aphrodite was sleeping with Ares, he set up a trap in their bed that sprung a net on them as they were fucking. Then he brings in the other gods and they all just laugh at them. That's some sigma shit right there
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@@TheGuzeinbuick I believe OP means that Zeus has ancestry somewhere on his mother's side of the family (Zeus had a kid with one of his mother's ancestors), and Zeus is also his father.
Typhon, who made all of Olympus turn into animals and flee to Egypt is also not here. Perseus somehow ending at the bottom just cause that shitty percy jackson movie lol
Hercules is actually named after Hera. It’s really pronounced “Hera-cles.” She tasked him with what she considered to be IMPOSSIBLE tasks and he completed them all to her amazement. He deserves to be top of the list as he’s widely considered the greatest and most iconic Greek Hero and one of if not the most iconic figure in all of Greek mythology.
"Perseus is Percy Jackson" Pissed me off so much. Perseus was a demi-god, and Percy Jackson was named after him, but they were completely different. In fact, Percy Jackson isn't even actually in mythology, he's a book. Perseus was a greek hero, slayer Medusa, and saved countless lives by slaying many monsters.
@@Inglorious_Informant Nah. I can see why you might think that, but trust. Hestia was a huge deal. She had governance over the household, the hearth- something which every home had. She was given offerings before even Zeus. Without the presence of a hearth and Hestia, there couldn't be a polis. She didn't have the most extravagant temples or mysteries, but she's unique in that pretty much every household paid veneration to her at minimum.
Poor Pandora, everyone gorgets that she was literally created with the intent of opening the box because I think Prometheus' brother refused to accept any gifts
His brother is Epimetheus aka hindsight, while Prometheus is foresight. Epimetheus gave all other animals the characteristics of their species but left humans for last, which is why we're so lame. But Prometheus being a bro gave us fire, aka intellectualism. He also tricked Zeus into accepting shittier sacrifices as humans were essentially starving due to Zeus' demands. Pandora was created specifically as punishment for man, the first woman, and with her all the woes of the world. She opened the PITHOS, which is a JAR not a box, releasing all the evils onto man, but closed it at the last second, sealing in hope.
No, Prometheus gave humans fire and Zeus got mad so the gods made the most dangerous thing ever, which just happened to be a woman who was hot and a huge bitch, prior to that, the world was only inhabited by men and it was perfect, then she went down and the world got fucked, this myth has aged pretty badly as you can probably guess
She, and therefore the jar, were created to effectively counterbalance humans gaining fire from prometheus. At least I think that’s it could be wrong tho
Orpheus' music was so beautiful it made the gods weep and it nearly brought his wife Eurydice back from Hades. There's an entire cult based around him. The guy was a chad.
Hell put Juliet in a Lame or James Corden tier. She fucking kills herself because she assumes Romeo is dead with zero proof, or at least some very weak proof.
Fun fact: Out of all the gods on Olympus, one of the ones frequently stated to be the most powerful and most capable of overthrowing Zeus if they wanted to was……Hestia. She was canonically one of the most powerful and revered goddesses in all of Greek mythology. Zeus just got lucky that she just decided her realm would be the goddess of the hearth, family, and the household. But yeah…make no mistake, Zeus was actually terrified of her and her power. She just kinda didn’t give a shit about the whole Olympus shit so she was cool letting him rule.
Hestia was respected and loved by all main god/goddess that's why no one picked on her (at least that what I believe ,but she did get permission from Zeus to stay a virgin goddess) But she was not feared the one zuse and other feared the most was nyx the goddess of night, who was by far the strongest goddess.
Medea is brutal. So basically a dude called Pelia had killed Jason's father so Jason, who she was in love with, asked Media to help him avenge his father. To do that she tricked Pelia's daughters into chopping him up to bits and boiling him. Later Jason leaves her for a chick called Glauca and so Medea gives Glauca a cursed tunic as a wedding gift that would set her body ablaze.
Not even mentioning to escape by boat with Jaspn from her father, she chopped up her BROTHER and threw his pieces into the sea, so her grieving father would take time collecting all the pieces and letting them espace. Shame that they were like "uhhh not noteworthy"
The reason tantalus was cursed like that is because he asked for the food of the gods and the gods didn't give it to him (bc he's not a god) and so he fed his own son to the gods and so he is forever tantalized by food and water that he can never have. That's where the word tantalize comes from.
Nah tantalus dined at the table of the gods and fed them his son because he thought they would enjoy it (they didn't) and he was then tortured for all eternity. The end
Not sure if it was mentioned in the comments below, but the reason peepees were small was because the sculptures believes smaller peepee meant bigger brain.
having these tier lists in the background while doing assignments in school when I don't have a chill stream or a discord call to chill in really helps.
Medea bails Jason and the Argonauts (basically the greek hero avengers, they had some real heavy hitters like Hercules and Theseus among them) out like a dozen times, then she marries Jason, but then he walked out on her. She has kind of sick revenge story, though. Probably Sigma if I am being honest. She got robbed on this list
Diomedes is really damn badass, he was the son of Tydeus who was one of the seven against thebes and while he got aid from Athena she abandoned him when she saw him eat the brain of his enemy. Nevertheless Athena still came to help Diomemeds in the war So first, the most famous is how the went on a rampage aided by Athena who gave him the strength of his father and eyes to see Gods, with these he killed loads of trojans, including Pandarus and he wounded Aeneas, Aphrodite and Ares ( he got help from Athena tho) , he only backed down after Apollo deflected his blows 3 times Second: he had a brief interaction with Glaucus ( Brother or Cousin not sure of Sarpedon) and befriended him despite being on opposite sides Third: He had 2 brief fights with Hector and tried to kill him 2 times but Hector got protected by the Gods, first while he was protecting Nestor he sprung up 3 times against Hector ,each time Zeus threw a lighting bold to stop him, he only stopped because Nestor told him so, Diomedes didn't wanna be seen as a pussy . Later he hit Hector in the helmet with a spear (Hector survived obviously) and when he went to grab his spear and some armor off some guy he killed he got wounded by Paris. Forth and last so far: He and Odysseus went on a metal gear solid type mission and killed Rhesus, a Thracian king. So yes,dude was no joke
Depends what story you read, for example, persephone in some stories is in love with hades and willingly marries him and willingly goes to hades with him.
Fun Fact: Drawings and Statues of men Usually had small “PPs” to show as a sign of Wisdom so that’s most likely why Eros and the other Gods were underwhelming….
Some notes: Odysseus had the idea of the trojan horse. He was really smart. He blinded the Cyclops Polyphemus, told him his name was nobody so the other cyclopes wouldn't help in searching them and snuck away under some sheep so that Polyphemus couldn't feel them with his hands. Hermes was the god of thieves and secrets. Helios and Apollo get confused a lot, but the one who drags the sun with a chariot is Helios and his name is the greek word for sun. Artemis was the god worshipped by the women warriors of Lesbos, which is where the word lesbian comes from. Hector killed Achilles' friend Patroclus (rumored to be his lover). Achilles'also dragged Hector's body with his chariot and the trojans couldn't buty him which was really disrespectful to the dead (hubris that is condemned by nemesis) but eventually gave the body back to the king of troy to get buried. That is also the reason he gets punished by the gods when Apollo tells Parris about Achilles heel and guides his arrow so technically Parris didn't kill Achilles, Apollo did. The gods were split during the war on troy and each side had devine help. Hades literally kidnapped Persephone and tricked to stay there but eventually her mother Demeter made Zeus command Hades give her for 6 monthes which is why when Persephone is in the underworld her mother Demeter who is the goddess of nature gets sad and winter happens. Minos was the leader of the minoan kingdom which at 1000bc had sewers. I think the minotaur was borne when Minos' wife had a kid with Zeus disguised as a bull. Hercules held the world a bit from atlas but tricked him to hold it again by saying he had to show him how. Cyclopes where kids of Poseidon and were a race.
One thing to note: a lot of Greek gods changed over centuries and governments. For example Dionysus in Greek mythology is just the drunk dude, but Before the Acient Greeks he a god of insanity and the underworld, and his worship was toned down to fit with the pantheon. Same thing happened with Hermes who branched out from the former God of nature and roads Pan. Over time Hermes became independent from pan and took the roads worship from him, meanwhile more people worshiped Gaia as the nature spirit so Pan faded into the background
@@andytally1038 Nah, Dionysus was more similar to Zagreus. He was said to be the son of Zeus and Persephone and was dismembered by the Titans. But he was later reborn and was said to possess some secret divine knowledge. Dionysus, before nerfing him, was to Greek mythology what Jesus was to Judaism.
I’m sure this was said, but Helios was the titan of the sun. He sided with the gods in the titan war. Soon after that he faded away as the Greeks started worshipping Apollo as the sun god instead.
Nearly all of the Greek Gods were messed up in some way. Zeus is infamous for committing several acts of adultery and even turning into a swan to rape a woman (Leda and the Swan). Hades, the Lord of the Underworld and one of Zeus' brothers, committed no acts of adultery and was a respectable husband.
@@cecilabbott6092 Well actually Zeus told him to kidnap her! Also she loves hades, it's her mother that hate him cause she thinks he kidnapped her daughter. Which he did but with consent!
I am actually really surprised how none of them had heard Medea's story? (Considering how they knew much more about some of lesser known figures) She was extremely powerful and cunning and killed good number of people including her own children out of revenge. To me she is one of the most complicated and layered characters in Greek mythology and a quite infamous one thanks to Euripides. I'd put her in sigma tier.
Is because they just searched in the internet. Medea did a ton of things so they could not bother to read all, while the lesser know figures have less thing to read so they easily read it.
Orpheus is at least sigma tier, his music slapped so hard that Hades let him have his wife back, which he did fuck up by looking back before they'd left the land of Hades. In a lot of his death stories he's torn to pieces by ladies, which is a pretty great way to go. In one of the stories his dismembered head kept singing as it floated down the river to Lesbos.
Choosing classical studies as my social history has to be the best decision ive ever made when it comes to choosing classes because its actually relevant and things that I hear at least once a week. Also, its cool mentioning stories of gods and the greek world to use against others who dont know wtf im talking abt 😂
Whole reason why Achilles gets so angry is because Patroclus was killed. Achilles and Patroclus (wasn't his cousin), where gay lovers they literally had their ashes mixed together. But scholars throughout the centuries tried to erase the gayness and obviously films did it as well
In acient times love was more complicated than now. Look for example the relationship between Gilgamesh and that wild smart guy. I mean you can believe that Achilles and Patrockus were gay or seomthing, but don’t take it as a 100% true fact cuz we don’t know
Yeah pederasty was pretty normal back then. It's funny because the translation i read had an analysis on the Iliad and Achilles' motivation to fight, and they never mentioned anything about the relationship between the two. Also when you look at the works of other ancient writers in the classical period, you can see that they also assumed that they had a pederastic relationschip. Removing the 'gay' aspects and twisting the sexuality of works has been done a lot by scholars. (for example the idea of Eros by Plato and the modern definition of Platonic love)
Bruh Persephone was actually really hardcore. In the old pantheon, people were afraid to just say her name because they though it might invoke her wrath. They called her things like “Kore” or “The maiden”. The only people who could actually say her name were the people in her cult. She also had a much more… active role than Hades? As in, she gave people nightmares and made mirages that drove people mad when they came to the underworld. The story of her actually being ruler of the underworld predates Hades, as well. Which is weird and a whole other thing. Her role in the mythos is actually very complicated. She isn’t a spring goddess, because she doesn’t create spring. Demeter creates spring in response to being with her daughter. I’m pretty sure her role is literally just being the queen of the underworld. I know in some areas of Greece she was a fertility goddess, though.
She might have spent only about quarter of her time in her husbands home, but she always came there voluntarily and they were obviously happy. If I remember right Orpheus was more scared of her than Hades, because she chose to be in Hades (location) while her husband had important job to do there and couldn't exactly take holidays.
Everyday, I live in constant fear that at some point I'll have to explain the reason I was late for work was because James Corden decided it would be a great day to cause traffic and do hip thrusts at me in a rat costume
Listen/read to Stephen Fry’s books Mythos and Heroes. He goes through the entire Greek world and explains (to the best of his ability) all the gods, titans, and heroes. And it would probably make you re-evaluate this list.
Imagine being a god in greek mythology just to have Charlie put you on the same level as James Corden
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@@yessirayy8828 bu..b…but Greek mythology cool!
@@yessirayy8828 you mean charlie, right?
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I love that "James Corden" remains a staple of liquid ladder.
he’s so terrible
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I’ve never seen such levels of sigma energy as Gabi disproving religion in TH-cam comment threads
Imagine not putting Hades and Persephone in Super Duper. Like the only two gods that weren’t irredeemable assholes
Unlike a certain Lightning God that could never keep it in his pants
I mean what did you expect from a video of people who clearly don't know about mythology?
yea because kidnapping persephone and then stockholm syndrome-ing her into loving you is quite redeemable
@@ljubomirjovanovic2666 That's not how the story goes in most versions. She wanted him to take her, in actuality from what I've read, and already liked him.
@@LethalByChoice as far as I know, most Greek and Roman accounts confirm that he in fact did kidnap her. Hesiod's Theogony and the Homeric Hymn to Demeter clearly describe this, as well as the numerous ancient Greek frescos that depict Hades taking her with him and running away in his chariot while she wriggles and flails around
"He didn't want to kill Hector either" Achilles totally did want to kill Hector, he even did laps in front of Priam dragging Hector's dead body behind his chariot.
True story I was there
@@priamneville5899 same bro, I was the chariot!
@@HuginnTheNord yeah bro i saw it too, I was the horse
hot take: I actually prefer realistic combat over the ridiculous stylized and cinematic combat. People always say that cinematic combat looks "cooler", but in my opinion realistic combat looks so much better. I was watching the demonslayer anime that other day, and I do love that series, but I almost lost my shit laughing when two characters starting moving their swords at like mach 5 and they were just flailing them at each other. Maybe it's because I've watched too much shadiversity and everytime I look at combat in any movie it just looks goofy, but I'd love to see a movie or series with actually realistic sword sparring.
@@qwertydavid8070 a lot of things aren't meant to be realistic anyways but that's half on you for expecting an anime about slaying anxious vampires. But that's also not half on you because Demon Slayer really makes no sense whatsoever.
How each god is introduced:
Charlie: pretty cool
Mat:explains a little more
Charlie: James corden
Hera was literally the complete opposite
Zeus had all the power in the universe, and he's still not strong enough to keep it in his pants.
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Fun fact: The majority of the personalities in this tier list aren't even considered Gods
Literally includes people who have no mythological blood in them but they just talked to a demigod or god one time lmfao
@@jesuschrist9513 i mean, not the Tierlist makers fault. They named it a "Greek Mythology Tierlist"
some of the are even Roman
@@tomas6688 That's bad
@@tomas6688 Which ones are Roman??
Hades belongs to S++ tier
- Did his job with extreme competence
- Unflinchingly loyal to his wife whom he trusted unconditionally and showered her with gifts from his infinite wealth
- Utterly immune to bullshit, fallacies and obfuscation
- Completely honest in his bargains. In good and bad
- Yardstick of how scary things are to Greek. Everything was less scary. Except maybe Persephone
- Patient
Hermes also belongs to S++ tier
- Actually cares about humans
- Knows that to learn you must observe more than one event
- Designated messenger of Olympians not because they needed one, but because busy Hermes was Hermes not causing trouble
- Made an oath to never lie. Didn't stop him from being master at deceit
- Patron of so many things. If things move he is involved and that makes him very strong indeed
Hades cheated on his wife before
@@inbeing3464 Please explain. Nymph Menthe tried to get Hades cheat Persephone. Didn't work. Persephone got upset. Should have approached the idea through Persephone. Might have worked then.
@Imsocliche Oops It is kind of unusual to see trickster as highly revered as Hermes was as tricksters are against authority and common ideals and morality. Simply put they shake established order. Loki was also trickster (and one of Jötnar, primordial gods) while Odin was god of knowledge and rulership and all that. He was one of Aesir (gods of civilization) so it was kind of weird that they got almost along despite their adopted brotherhood. Loki is source of Ragnarok.
@@inbeing3464 yeah but not as much as everyone. He is very very tame when compared to other gods. So hey! You should just take what you get when it comes to characters in an already somewhat messed up world of mythology. I think he only cheated like two times but he’s made up with Persephone and hasn’t done it again.
Hades never cheated on Persephone, Minthe tried to make him cheat on her but he refused and when Persephone found out she turned Minthe into the plant we now know as mint
Orpheus should not be in Lame, at least in Cool but not Super. Orpheus’ music slapped so hard that he could make rocks cry and split apart. He managed to play his way into Hades and nearly brought his wife back to life until he looked behind him, something he was told he couldn’t do till he was out of Hades. Imagine writing music that bangs to hard you can resurrect people.
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So he almost did something thing cool? Pretty lame. Half these people were gods, breaking some rocks aint tht cool of a feat.
- Orpheus, don't look behind you.
- Ok.
*Orpheus still looked behind him*
He looked behind him which was against the one rule he was told to follow. He’s lucky he’s not in “James Corden.”
@@brianmaysguitar7252 yea that’s a very James Corden thing to do lol
Charlie: Puts Zeus in the lame tier
Kratos: I see this as an absolute win
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This is a manga spoiler for the tier list.
Edit: I just realised that I was manga spoiled by Obi Wan Kenobi.
Hypnos is so cool. His twin brother was Thanatos, the god of death. Whenever you went to bed, either one would happen. You either woke up or didn't.
EXACTLY, he's one of my favorites
Thanatos is cool imo because well, he's the god of PEACEFUL death. like, its far more, ''sorry man, your times up, but its ok, ima take you to Charon now'' which is why he's vibin imo
Weird violent death is a goddess, you would think it would be flipped
Thank you!!! Finally someone else likes hypnos
Hermes was kinda sigma. He popped out of the womb and right after stole apollo's cows. When apollo confronted the baby hermes, hermes on the spot made a lyre and gave it to apollo. After strumming the lyre, apollo was so intrigued with the noises it made that he kinda just Hermes go.
Hes S++ hes above "super duper"
Best god tbh
Beats Hera in a popularity contest among gods and mortals, gets a winged helmet as a baby. Tricks Typhon, kills a god for Heracles, destroys all but 2people in city with Zeus, was the fastest/sneakiest god helps pretty much everyone no matter what side there on... Ect
I can't believe Percy Jackson just called his dad lame and mistook himself for Perseus.
right tsk tsk
Its messed up how they did the real Perseus in this list
Ikr bro 😳
Cuz his jesus disguised as percy jackson
Damn, y'all did Persephone mad dirty. She was feared even more than Hades himself and her name literally translates to "Bringer of Death".
Hades isn't even evil tho, he is just leading the underworld and guiding the souls to their proper places. In fact he is one of the most humble gods (altho he is not perfect ofc). People often mistake him as the equivalent to Satan or Lucifer, when he is quite different.
Hades wasnt evil, Quite far actually he was probably the most merciful and had alot of morals.
I thought Persephone and hades were the goddess/god of the dead not death?
@@ProficiencyDeficiency thanks for confirming that
"Perse" means "Ass" in Finnish. So she just means "Assphone" to me. That is a really super duper name.
on Medea: "She doesn't do much."
Jason and the Argonauts, and the mfing play *named after her:* "Excuse me?"
Ya that google search did not serve her any justice
I came here to comment this
Was legitimately mad they didn't bother to look into her beyond the first 2 sentences. And then put Jason on pedestal not long after 😑
Never forget that moment when artemis turned this guy into a deer and he got hunted and eaten by his own Dogs, for seeing her naked (he didnt even intentionally do it, he just saw her by chance)
Sigma Level Pettiness
yeah wasn’t he just strolling through the woods when he found her chilling in a lake
That's pretty beta behaviour if you ask me from Artemis.
@@Lyu-Phy no artemis is alpha
No I though he was stalking her
One guy that did it on accident was blinded but could speak to birds and stuff
Charlie: "How do you know you're not immortal? you haven't tried dying"
Me: Ah another psalm of the Moist Jesus
Aight let me make sure real quick
Proverb*
@@sprtrnds7880 hol up
@@sprtrnds7880 tell us how it went after you have your result.
@@sprtrnds7880 question 🙋 if i’m
Hermes should be higher. Besides Hades and Persephones he is only only one to leave underworld without consequence and he’s the one that helped Odysseus(S Tier) get off Calypso’s island
Hermes was a unit, if you wanted to get shit done you called Hermes.
@@zzxp1 you can see it like that, but on the other hand Hermes knew almost every god and they all trusted him, imagine Loki but with super speed
@@zzxp1 exactly, the gods also didn’t have email so he was really the only medium of communication
I feel as though there are already tiers in Greek Mythology and Hermes is pretty Sigma
@@kadendunk5300 Naw Hades lame. Just a shitty person who rules over the underworld. Snooze. I think that the only big 3 that’s kinda cool is Poseidon, but Zeus and Hades LAME
The tartarus pit is technically a titan. He’s just a living prison. Kinda cool tier for me tbh
same. He's also the third strongest of all gods behind gaia and kronos
@@newportreds6710 What about Nyx? There are other Primordial Deities who are stronger than Kronos
@@auberginemanproductions1608 Nyx is actually the strongest deity in Greek mythology, since even Zeus was said to have feared her. The only who I think may be stronger than her is Phanes, who is her father in the Orphic Cult.
@@spawnofchaos9422 Technically Moros would be the most feared entity. Or maybe Khaos depending on whether you take it as a god or not
The prison in the pits is his butt cheeks
Fun Fact: Hades is actually a super nice guy
He loves his dog, his wife but sadly he’s always interpreted as the villain
he was not a "super" nice guy but he was one of the nicer ones he was still not a great person
mass genocide and torture is okay if you like dogs 🐶
Bro why do people treat the game as canon Greek mythology. Almost nothing is known about Hades because Greeks were too afraid to write about him.
@@frankjohnson123 they were afraid because of how cool he was. He's too cool to talk about
Well hes the Satan of this story. Just like how in the bible Satan isnt bad at all, but gets shit on for everything.
Hades should be top tier. He’s such a chill guy, and has the best doggo out of any god
Fun fact, I’m pretty sure Cerberus roughly translates to “spotted” so Hades literally named his three-headed hell hound Spot, he’s the best
Hades is S tier, no question
He's the god of the underworld and is still more chill and reasonable than his brother. Most importantly, he knows how to control the peepee
He's also filthy RICH, he got not only The Underworld handed to him after defeating his father, but also all the metal and precious stones that lay under the surface.
To be honest, giving pomegranate seeds to Persephone, because of fear that she might leave him was a bad move. She came back willingly but still…
Hades just needs company man :(
Actually, if I remember correctly, the reason why their packages are all so small is because ancient Greeks preferred small packages over large ones. A bigger package symbolized a less rational and stupid personality and lifestyle, as the Greeks believed it meant the owner was more overcome by lust and thus was prone to lying and other bad traits as well. Therefore it was believed that smaller packages represented moderation, rationality, intelligence, and a more desirable man.
Yeah that's the gist of it
Yes and I heard that a smaller package is better when competing in the Olympics (the original Greek olympics were done with no clothes)
@@ballsosaurus_sex you’d be hearing clapping the whole time even with no audience
Only Satyrs or slaves were depicted as having giant packages as well. Satyrs because they were described as insanely sexual creatures who were only driven by lust and desire, and slaves because the Greeks just deemed them inferior. Usually, actual penis size didn’t matter too much in private but you couldn’t depict anyone with a big package because that would be extremely insulting.
So Zeus would've had a massive schlong
Fun fact: Artemis and Apollo killed 12 kids, because their mother was boasting about her fertility. They took that personally, because their mother only had them, so 2 kids.
Im pretty sure two were spared. One of the girl grew up to become a famous follower of Demeter or something
Yeah, Niobe was kind of a chad for mocking the God of the Sun and the Goddess of the Moons mom.
I totally misremembered i thought leto had tons of kids...dang.
They were born on an island in the sky, that came down to become dalos where people live but no one was aloud to die or be born out there of respect.
I love this rating mentality:
Mother of justice? Lame
Women who murders Zeus' suitors and children out of jealousy? Super duper
lmao
XD
Real James Corden tier stuff right there
As the first pick for Percy Jackson (the runner up was eventually handed the role) I believer no person is more suited to rank the gods than Charlie.
Da fuc are you saying
Orpheus was an absolute chad, man went straight into hell to bring his wife back, he also seduced Cerberus and Hades with his music. His downfall though was that he turned around to look at his wife, he was then cursed to be murdered by women in an orgy which essentially he was raped to death, but in his death he became more popular than some gods to a point where decided to give him a proper burial.
That's metal as fuck
Death By Snoo Snoo
... I was lied to. Possibly bamboozled.
For I was told that orpheaus turned to stone upon looking at his wife. Not raped to death in an orgy that even the gods got off to...
BABY BABY BABY
@@stevenholt7670 Well his wife wasn't Medusa, that's for sure. He was raped and his body was torn apart by The Maenads under the command of Dionysus due to Orpheus's lack of sacrifices to the aforementioned god. The remaining body parts that he had left were buried by The Muses and the gods eventually turned his lyre into the constellation named "Lyra" to honor him.
“Childbirth is pretty embarrassing”
-Big Moist 2021
The fact that Charlie and all the others mistook Perseus for Percy Jackson kinda tilts me.
He should be sigma or super dooper considering he took on Medusa and the kraken for a waifu.
True man right there.
simp moment
Ngl, kinda dont like him since Medusa is like my second if not my fave Greek Mythology character
Yea that tier placement felt kinda petty on Charlie’s part.
@@gabrielnorwood3464 why
@@3DInnovations70 Uhm... because Perseus kinda killed her?
I appreciate that Charlie made it fair and didn’t include himself, what a wholesome fellow
Would be unfair because he would be the only S
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well he’s a part of the Christian trinity
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That would be really unfair since Charlie is the most powerful god in the entire universe
"we are running out of tier list ideas"
"how about greek gods"
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I dont see that as a problem tbh
@Gabi not you again bro 😒
@Gabi ok and that is relevant how?
@Gabi bro calm down, Greek mythology is cool and is very interesting and that’s probably why they made the video. Also you’re being very insensitive and rude because you’re essentially putting people down just because of what they believe and that’s a pretty shitty thing to do and this is coming from a person who believes in the sciences.
Some interesting trivia about Hephaestus: when he learned Aphrodite was sleeping with Ares, he set up a trap in their bed that sprung a net on them as they were fucking. Then he brings in the other gods and they all just laugh at them. That's some sigma shit right there
Artemis in lame tier? That's brave. She probably has a bigger body count (deaths) than Hera. Also gives immortality to other huntresses.
Artemis is pretty powerful and one of my favorite goddesses, but I think the way he’s rolling is “oh woods? trees are lame. lame tier.”
@@screamindog8772 even so, the woods are home to bears and wolves. Wild stuff.
Perseus was the only Greek Hero who’s story didn’t end in tragedy. Though, I guess not being portrayed by Charlie is tragedy enough.
Odysseus wasn’t tragic
@@Nutritious_N.U.T. nah man odysseus was pretty tragic
Percy Jackson is not Perseus
@@abdulbasit9435 well you’re right but what does that have to do with the original comment lol
@@abdulbasit9435 Percy was named Perseus in hopes of having a happy ending similar to Perseus
Fun fact: Hercules is both the son of Zeus, and a descendant of Zeus on his mom's side. So Zeus exists on both sides of Hercules's parentage.
Whoever believes in Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand! Jesus will return to judge the living and the dead! God bless
@@yessirayy8828 ΕΙΜΑΙ Ο ΚΡΑΤΟΣ Ο ΘΕΟΣ ΤΟΥ ΠΟΛΕΜΟΥ
Descendant? Of course he is, he is his Son and it is HERAKLO! So, it is fun but no facts!
can you please explain wtf this comment means because I don't get it
@@TheGuzeinbuick I believe OP means that Zeus has ancestry somewhere on his mother's side of the family (Zeus had a kid with one of his mother's ancestors), and Zeus is also his father.
We all knew Aphrodite would be placed in the highest position considering she was great in all positions
Pan was the root word for "panic" because he was known for making ppl shit themselves in fear. I can't believe Charlie put him in just Cool.
I'm disappointed that Thanatos, the God of death, isn't on this list but Hera who killed children and innocent women is an S Tier
Also god of sexy abs
Typhon, who made all of Olympus turn into animals and flee to Egypt is also not here. Perseus somehow ending at the bottom just cause that shitty percy jackson movie lol
They will end up putting him in the James tier probably for bringing death, they did poor Hypnos dirty, I love my sleep.
Nyx and Erebus and they are deity and chaos and he was the first to exist and all the deity’s come from him
@@raziel6304 he isn't even in that movie
Hercules is actually named after Hera. It’s really pronounced “Hera-cles.”
She tasked him with what she considered to be IMPOSSIBLE tasks and he completed them all to her amazement.
He deserves to be top of the list as he’s widely considered the greatest and most iconic Greek Hero and one of if not the most iconic figure in all of Greek mythology.
Hercules and Heracles were different dudes
Heracles deserves to be at the top of this list.
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@@slaycationnation no they weren't they're the same people
@@iamepic6726 Hercules is Roman
Charlie: *ranks medea in lame*
Red from OSP: “it’s treason, then”
"Perseus is Percy Jackson"
Pissed me off so much. Perseus was a demi-god, and Percy Jackson was named after him, but they were completely different. In fact, Percy Jackson isn't even actually in mythology, he's a book. Perseus was a greek hero, slayer Medusa, and saved countless lives by slaying many monsters.
And son of Zeus not Poseidon
Yeah but he was a simp sooo
Alternate title: “Jesus rates his fathers friends”
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LMAO. That was a good one bro.
@BloodMan55 also u will join them in hell soon
"they loved consent there"
Zeus: da fuck is consent
Disrespecting Hestia is such a bad idea, smh
("She's a titan, not a god yet" Titans came before the gods!)
Yea disrespect goddesses and gods is not a good thing man, even though we aren’t worshiping them anymore but pls bd respect to them pls
@@zackandrea7354 what? There fictional characters and even if they were real they wouldn't deserve respect as there all awful beings
Doesn't mean much, Hestia was irrelevant as they come.
@@Inglorious_Informant Nah. I can see why you might think that, but trust. Hestia was a huge deal. She had governance over the household, the hearth- something which every home had. She was given offerings before even Zeus. Without the presence of a hearth and Hestia, there couldn't be a polis. She didn't have the most extravagant temples or mysteries, but she's unique in that pretty much every household paid veneration to her at minimum.
Disrespect to Artemis is a hard dislike. She’s the best Greek god
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Agreed
you spelled Hades wrong
I think you meant hades. all dude wants is to hang out with his wife and dog
Asexual icon imo
Poor Pandora, everyone gorgets that she was literally created with the intent of opening the box because I think Prometheus' brother refused to accept any gifts
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His brother is Epimetheus aka hindsight, while Prometheus is foresight. Epimetheus gave all other animals the characteristics of their species but left humans for last, which is why we're so lame. But Prometheus being a bro gave us fire, aka intellectualism. He also tricked Zeus into accepting shittier sacrifices as humans were essentially starving due to Zeus' demands.
Pandora was created specifically as punishment for man, the first woman, and with her all the woes of the world. She opened the PITHOS, which is a JAR not a box, releasing all the evils onto man, but closed it at the last second, sealing in hope.
No, Prometheus gave humans fire and Zeus got mad so the gods made the most dangerous thing ever, which just happened to be a woman who was hot and a huge bitch, prior to that, the world was only inhabited by men and it was perfect, then she went down and the world got fucked, this myth has aged pretty badly as you can probably guess
She, and therefore the jar, were created to effectively counterbalance humans gaining fire from prometheus. At least I think that’s it could be wrong tho
gorget
Orpheus' music was so beautiful it made the gods weep and it nearly brought his wife Eurydice back from Hades. There's an entire cult based around him. The guy was a chad.
So he NEARLY did something that was cool? Lame
Ah yes music, the greatest equalizer.
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Artemis may be a virgin, but she deserves super duper imo.
Perseus disrespect too, one of the only heroes to have a happy ending
Hera: gets put in S tier
Percy Jackson readers: *impossible*
me 😭
Peoples opinions of Hera really just depend on how much they like PJO 😂😂😂
@@catsinwonderland7473fr 😂😂😂
Didn’t Hera chuck Hephaestus off a cliff when he was an infant in mythology?
i love how 'james corden' is always the bottom tier now
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I am expecting a Shakespeare’s characters tier list next week. Do not disappoint me Charlie.
Paris better be in James Corden tier
Romeo should be James Corden tier because he’s a total simp
Hell put Juliet in a Lame or James Corden tier. She fucking kills herself because she assumes Romeo is dead with zero proof, or at least some very weak proof.
He better put Hamlet in James Corden tier as well, him being a pussy and not killing Claudius when he had the chance caused all the other deaths
Yes
Aphrodite in super duper tier when she literally forced her own son Eros, into forcing people into her incest fanfics in real life.
Heh heh woman go booby
she fought persephone to date her own adopted son. Truly a degenerate in today's standards
Hades and Hermes should've been on the super duper tier tbh
Fun fact:
Out of all the gods on Olympus, one of the ones frequently stated to be the most powerful and most capable of overthrowing Zeus if they wanted to was……Hestia. She was canonically one of the most powerful and revered goddesses in all of Greek mythology. Zeus just got lucky that she just decided her realm would be the goddess of the hearth, family, and the household. But yeah…make no mistake, Zeus was actually terrified of her and her power. She just kinda didn’t give a shit about the whole Olympus shit so she was cool letting him rule.
Cap.
Hestia was respected and loved by all main god/goddess that's why no one picked on her (at least that what I believe ,but she did get permission from Zeus to stay a virgin goddess) But she was not feared the one zuse and other feared the most was nyx the goddess of night, who was by far the strongest goddess.
Damn good on Hestia she’s really chill
source: trust me bro
This man talking out his ass 🤣
Medea is brutal. So basically a dude called Pelia had killed Jason's father so Jason, who she was in love with, asked Media to help him avenge his father. To do that she tricked Pelia's daughters into chopping him up to bits and boiling him. Later Jason leaves her for a chick called Glauca and so Medea gives Glauca a cursed tunic as a wedding gift that would set her body ablaze.
“Dude my girlfriends crazy”
Yes, yes she is Jason, get the fuck away
Not even mentioning to escape by boat with Jaspn from her father, she chopped up her BROTHER and threw his pieces into the sea, so her grieving father would take time collecting all the pieces and letting them espace.
Shame that they were like "uhhh not noteworthy"
@@jaratea1248 she also killed her and Jason's kids
@@magnus6609 true sigma grindset indeed
she was also in Theseus' story controlling his dad
The reason tantalus was cursed like that is because he asked for the food of the gods and the gods didn't give it to him (bc he's not a god) and so he fed his own son to the gods and so he is forever tantalized by food and water that he can never have. That's where the word tantalize comes from.
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Nah tantalus dined at the table of the gods and fed them his son because he thought they would enjoy it (they didn't) and he was then tortured for all eternity. The end
SUGGESTION: Lovecraftian character tier list. (Herbert West, Nyarlathotep, Azathoth, and of course Cthulhu, and many more!)
Not sure if it was mentioned in the comments below, but the reason peepees were small was because the sculptures believes smaller peepee meant bigger brain.
Doesn’t Artemis bathe with hundreds of women in hot springs
Super Duper tier if I've ever seen it
absolute chad
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Artemis is a women tho?
@@samsk1906 yes, and?
Common humans : We can’t disrespect Gods
Charlie : they’re my homies, let’s rate them
I suppose jesus christ always had connections with greek gods
@@YoGottem jesus didn't believe in Greek gods
Yo Sonia once I saw you with Ranbeer kapoor
He did, remember in the bible when he put them on a tier list.
having these tier lists in the background while doing assignments in school when I don't have a chill stream or a discord call to chill in really helps.
Its fun knowing as much as i do about Greek mythology and seeing them basically taste them on the smallest part of their personality😂😂
Q -What was Icarus’ least favorite food?
A -Hot wings.
Waka Waka
@J. B. Waka Waka
@J. B. it's what the jokester Fozzie would say after telling a corny joke on the hit television show "The Muppets Show"
Booo
ohhh brother this guy STINKS
@J. B. Samina Mina eh eh
Medea bails Jason and the Argonauts (basically the greek hero avengers, they had some real heavy hitters like Hercules and Theseus among them) out like a dozen times, then she marries Jason, but then he walked out on her. She has kind of sick revenge story, though. Probably Sigma if I am being honest. She got robbed on this list
cant believe they did her that dirty.
Nah, definitly lame, everything she did was because Hera/Aphrodite made her
@@Benxall Zeus and hera made Hercules too so what’s your point?
@@ItsLynch1 I mean made her do it, not made her as in build her
@@Benxall Everything Hera and Aphrodite did was because The Fates made them
Really looking forward to see if you guys make any more pantheon tiers. So many that could be dug into, just another reason why I love SMITE.
Diomedes is really damn badass, he was the son of Tydeus who was one of the seven against thebes and while he got aid from Athena she abandoned him when she saw him eat the brain of his enemy. Nevertheless Athena still came to help Diomemeds in the war
So first, the most famous is how the went on a rampage aided by Athena who gave him the strength of his father and eyes to see Gods, with these he killed loads of trojans, including Pandarus and he wounded Aeneas, Aphrodite and Ares ( he got help from Athena tho) , he only backed down after Apollo deflected his blows 3 times
Second: he had a brief interaction with Glaucus ( Brother or Cousin not sure of Sarpedon) and befriended him despite being on opposite sides
Third: He had 2 brief fights with Hector and tried to kill him 2 times but Hector got protected by the Gods, first while he was protecting Nestor he sprung up 3 times against Hector ,each time
Zeus threw a lighting bold to stop him, he only stopped because Nestor told him so, Diomedes didn't wanna be seen as a pussy . Later he hit Hector in the helmet with a spear (Hector survived obviously) and when he went to grab his spear and some armor off some guy he killed he got wounded by Paris.
Forth and last so far: He and Odysseus went on a metal gear solid type mission and killed Rhesus, a Thracian king.
So yes,dude was no joke
holy shit what a legend, literally lol
Actually, Medusa was raped by Poseidon in Athena’s temple and Athena cursed her because she desecrated her temple.
Depends what story you read, for example, persephone in some stories is in love with hades and willingly marries him and willingly goes to hades with him.
@@JoshWWlol yeah it really depends on the version
Thats Ovids fan fic
@@shroom3732 in that order?
Yeah sorry, forgot that is Roman myth lmao.
Fun Fact: Drawings and Statues of men Usually had small “PPs” to show as a sign of Wisdom so that’s most likely why Eros and the other Gods were underwhelming….
"She's a Titan so she's not actually a god."
Bruh....
Hermes will always be my favorite, he sounds like such a fun guy
He'd crush at limbo
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So nice of Jesus to rate Gods. Truly humble
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A true gentlemen, god taught him right
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funnier the first time it was said
Some notes:
Odysseus had the idea of the trojan horse. He was really smart. He blinded the Cyclops Polyphemus, told him his name was nobody so the other cyclopes wouldn't help in searching them and snuck away under some sheep so that Polyphemus couldn't feel them with his hands. Hermes was the god of thieves and secrets. Helios and Apollo get confused a lot, but the one who drags the sun with a chariot is Helios and his name is the greek word for sun. Artemis was the god worshipped by the women warriors of Lesbos, which is where the word lesbian comes from. Hector killed Achilles' friend Patroclus (rumored to be his lover). Achilles'also dragged Hector's body with his chariot and the trojans couldn't buty him which was really disrespectful to the dead (hubris that is condemned by nemesis) but eventually gave the body back to the king of troy to get buried. That is also the reason he gets punished by the gods when Apollo tells Parris about Achilles heel and guides his arrow so technically Parris didn't kill Achilles, Apollo did. The gods were split during the war on troy and each side had devine help. Hades literally kidnapped Persephone and tricked to stay there but eventually her mother Demeter made Zeus command Hades give her for 6 monthes which is why when Persephone is in the underworld her mother Demeter who is the goddess of nature gets sad and winter happens. Minos was the leader of the minoan kingdom which at 1000bc had sewers. I think the minotaur was borne when Minos' wife had a kid with Zeus disguised as a bull. Hercules held the world a bit from atlas but tricked him to hold it again by saying he had to show him how. Cyclopes where kids of Poseidon and were a race.
Actually that was just a regular bull. You might be thinking of the time Zeus kidnapped Europa by turning into a white bull
Its been a year that they didnt make a norse gods tier list
The memories flowing in of me reading Percy Jackson in Grade 6 is quite the nostalgia of simpler times.
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*Charlie ranks the Greek Gods*
“Depends which side you’re on.” - Greek Gods, probably
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@Gabi shhh 🤫
@Gabi you must be fun at parties
@Gabi this isn't even religious mate.
Hestia deserves S, she's the reason Dionysos is up there
Woman just said fuck politics
Watching Charlie use the movie Troy as his source for mythos took years off my lifespan lmao
One thing to note: a lot of Greek gods changed over centuries and governments. For example Dionysus in Greek mythology is just the drunk dude, but Before the Acient Greeks he a god of insanity and the underworld, and his worship was toned down to fit with the pantheon. Same thing happened with Hermes who branched out from the former God of nature and roads Pan. Over time Hermes became independent from pan and took the roads worship from him, meanwhile more people worshiped Gaia as the nature spirit so Pan faded into the background
Pretty sure Dionysos was also originally Pan
i too watched osp's vids
@@andytally1038 Nah, Dionysus was more similar to Zagreus. He was said to be the son of Zeus and Persephone and was dismembered by the Titans. But he was later reborn and was said to possess some secret divine knowledge. Dionysus, before nerfing him, was to Greek mythology what Jesus was to Judaism.
@@spawnofchaos9422 This is true, but it’s also only one of his birth stories, basically every god has a lot of them
diony sus
I’m sure this was said, but Helios was the titan of the sun. He sided with the gods in the titan war. Soon after that he faded away as the Greeks started worshipping Apollo as the sun god instead.
That's sounds kinda sad.
@@laylaminrir it is
Um, when did that happen exactly? We know he was still the "sun god" during Odyssey which happens later in the timeline.
Rhodes:
Like dude Zeus was Married to the Godess of Marriage Hera and yet he cheats like 24/7 even with inanimate objects.
Putting artemis in lame is pathetic
Echo fell in love with a guy that only loved himself. Did she really think she had a chance?
Charlie is the only person who can take an otherwise boring tier list into the most interesting rankings video
"Greek Gods" puts on Medusa, Pandora and Icarus... So not so much "Greek Gods" as "Greek Myths".
We need a Norse mythology tier list next
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Or Egyptian / Japanese
Just wanted to say that Apollo kinda took over the spot as the sun-god from helios
Helios is the one who personifies the sun whereas Apollo represents more of the aspect of enlightenment, both literal and intellectual.
the Oracle of Delphi was also a temple/followers of Apollo, pretty cool.
helios Is the sun titan not god
@@inbeing3464 Same thing
It's so weird how Charlie made a bunch of tier lists about things he doesn't really know about
Thats what makes it fun though
Putting Hestia so low hurt my soul
Nearly all of the Greek Gods were messed up in some way. Zeus is infamous for committing several acts of adultery and even turning into a swan to rape a woman (Leda and the Swan). Hades, the Lord of the Underworld and one of Zeus' brothers, committed no acts of adultery and was a respectable husband.
Hades really be left out for his shitty brother huh
Except for that time when Hades kidnapped Persephone lol
@@cecilabbott6092 Well actually Zeus told him to kidnap her! Also she loves hades, it's her mother that hate him cause she thinks he kidnapped her daughter. Which he did but with consent!
Dude Hades kidnapped Persephone
Hephaestus didn’t commit any treacherous acts at least not that I can name off the top of my head
@Gabi don’t care
Didn’t ask
I am actually really surprised how none of them had heard Medea's story? (Considering how they knew much more about some of lesser known figures) She was extremely powerful and cunning and killed good number of people including her own children out of revenge. To me she is one of the most complicated and layered characters in Greek mythology and a quite infamous one thanks to Euripides. I'd put her in sigma tier.
Didnt she also enchant a dagger that could break any sort of bond or something that? Thats S-Tier shit right there
@@dakotasmith1883 Rule breaker moment
@@dakotasmith1883 my favorite part of Greek Mythology is when she used it to stab King Arthur who for some reason was a woman
@@kayramah2531 wait is that naruverse reference
Not gonna lie when I first heard of naruverse I thought it's about Naruto
Is because they just searched in the internet. Medea did a ton of things so they could not bother to read all, while the lesser know figures have less thing to read so they easily read it.
Charlie: "Oh Yeah they loved consent"
Poseidon: *Consenting* himself on medusa
I guess consent has a different meaning back in the days huh
Thanks Charlie & everyone in the comments for helping me study for my Mythology class
Orpheus is at least sigma tier, his music slapped so hard that Hades let him have his wife back, which he did fuck up by looking back before they'd left the land of Hades. In a lot of his death stories he's torn to pieces by ladies, which is a pretty great way to go. In one of the stories his dismembered head kept singing as it floated down the river to Lesbos.
A sigma never looks back. 😤😤😤
sigmas look forward and focus on the grind
Charlie knows how to make Percy Jackson fans come back from the dead and current Hades fans to be social and not mumble at their favorite deity crush.
stop making me cringe back to the days I bowed at the ground Percy spit on
Choosing classical studies as my social history has to be the best decision ive ever made when it comes to choosing classes because its actually relevant and things that I hear at least once a week. Also, its cool mentioning stories of gods and the greek world to use against others who dont know wtf im talking abt 😂
Madea literally kills her children so that the hero Jason can’t have them after he remarried a princess (who she posions to death)
Whole reason why Achilles gets so angry is because Patroclus was killed. Achilles and Patroclus (wasn't his cousin), where gay lovers they literally had their ashes mixed together. But scholars throughout the centuries tried to erase the gayness and obviously films did it as well
Hades was a recent game to portray the relationship correctly
In acient times love was more complicated than now. Look for example the relationship between Gilgamesh and that wild smart guy. I mean you can believe that Achilles and Patrockus were gay or seomthing, but don’t take it as a 100% true fact cuz we don’t know
@@Pollicina_db yeah, history is a grey area for us.
@@Pollicina_db it’s not a major assumption to make consider Greek’s attitude about sex back then
Yeah pederasty was pretty normal back then.
It's funny because the translation i read had an analysis on the Iliad and Achilles' motivation to fight, and they never mentioned anything about the relationship between the two. Also when you look at the works of other ancient writers in the classical period, you can see that they also assumed that they had a pederastic relationschip. Removing the 'gay' aspects and twisting the sexuality of works has been done a lot by scholars. (for example the idea of Eros by Plato and the modern definition of Platonic love)
As a bit of a Greek Mythology nerd, it makes me happy to see the Greek gods getting a crossover with Jesus
Bruh Persephone was actually really hardcore. In the old pantheon, people were afraid to just say her name because they though it might invoke her wrath. They called her things like “Kore” or “The maiden”. The only people who could actually say her name were the people in her cult. She also had a much more… active role than Hades? As in, she gave people nightmares and made mirages that drove people mad when they came to the underworld. The story of her actually being ruler of the underworld predates Hades, as well. Which is weird and a whole other thing. Her role in the mythos is actually very complicated. She isn’t a spring goddess, because she doesn’t create spring. Demeter creates spring in response to being with her daughter. I’m pretty sure her role is literally just being the queen of the underworld. I know in some areas of Greece she was a fertility goddess, though.
She might have spent only about quarter of her time in her husbands home, but she always came there voluntarily and they were obviously happy. If I remember right Orpheus was more scared of her than Hades, because she chose to be in Hades (location) while her husband had important job to do there and couldn't exactly take holidays.
Everyday, I live in constant fear that at some point I'll have to explain the reason I was late for work was because James Corden decided it would be a great day to cause traffic and do hip thrusts at me in a rat costume
Listen/read to Stephen Fry’s books Mythos and Heroes. He goes through the entire Greek world and explains (to the best of his ability) all the gods, titans, and heroes. And it would probably make you re-evaluate this list.
that is something that moist jesus will surely do.
its a stupid/fun tier list not a college essay
Nah
nah the percy jackson and the greek gods book way better ‼️
this was for shits and giggles it wasn’t to seriously rank greek deities
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Same lol
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