ASMR | Hypothetical Neighborhood Gossip 3-22-2022 (Soft Spoken)

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  • @Xtina_9
    @Xtina_9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Your son’s hypothetical way of dealing with Tripp was GENIUS!! 😂 I would be so hypothetically proud!

  • @novaland444
    @novaland444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I hypothetically love that you allegedly use these words wrong. Theoretically. Possibly.

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      People nitpicked it, so naturally I do it all the time now.

  • @hannahjuliette5432
    @hannahjuliette5432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Mary, I haven’t even started this video yet, but I just wanted to say how much I appreciate and love you and your videos. I’m a mid twenties woman, graduated universiry and now living by myself in the big scary world! Sometimes I feel lonely or get anxiety thinking about the uncertainty of my life at the moment, but I watch your videos and I always feel better! I love how honest and genuine you are and tbh I see you as a bit of a role model (especially as you have said you have dealt with things that I have in the past). Thank you so much for your hard work, I came for the ASMR but stayed for YOU!! 💕

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Aw, thank you so much! 😊 ❤️

    • @jazminjaquez3873
      @jazminjaquez3873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aw 🥺 you got the world in your hands baby you got this 💪🏼

  • @NikkiBell10
    @NikkiBell10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    People may get angry at you for using hypothetically and allegedly wrong. But, my mom and I use apparently for everything - even when we know it's happening. "Apparently it's raining."

  • @prokath7447
    @prokath7447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This is relaxing AND entertaining. Props to your older son for that move with the speaker, had me laugh in bed. "I don't think so !" ... What a mad lad !

  • @mrs.b3439
    @mrs.b3439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “He was literally a clown, that was his job” I don’t know why but that made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @chelsevmvrie
      @chelsevmvrie ปีที่แล้ว

      I went to highschool with a girl who auditioned for a show on MTV, she made the first round and was on live television when she stated that her goal was to go to clown school to become a clown…. Idk why but this reminded me of that 😂😂😂

  • @jenniferscheuren2960
    @jenniferscheuren2960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love these videos. When you bought your house it was an inspiration to me as a single woman. I bought my first house shortly after.

  • @annrahe1056
    @annrahe1056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “Itchy and Scratchy” 😐😂 (“I’m not one to judge….well yes I am.”) I adore the heck out of you! LOL!!!!

  • @Ktd1013
    @Ktd1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I am convinced that The Dudes In Trucks are some sort of real life X-Files organization and those holes are alien crash sites. 👽🛸

    • @Chrispy_thee_Critter
      @Chrispy_thee_Critter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LOL! I keep thinking the same thing or that the Dudes ARE the aliens and they’re doing experiments in Mary’s area. 👷🏻🕳🛻🚐🚚👽✌🏻🛸🤔😂

  • @psychologynerd23
    @psychologynerd23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was just Diagnosed with PTSD and sometimes the only thing that can calm me down are your videos. Thank you for the relaxation, the distraction, and the hope. 💕

  • @kileannonhoward840
    @kileannonhoward840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mary, you bring me back to the best parts of my Southern upbringing. I live in Kansas now and these videos make me feel like I'm reconnecting with my roots. 💕

  • @shanonyoung6914
    @shanonyoung6914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Thats hilarious that your son played the frozen song and barney! Sounds like he got your sense of humor which is amazing!! Sounds like the lady who spray paints her house has some issues!!! Love this video so much!

  • @kittylynne607
    @kittylynne607 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love these so much, Mary. Sometimes my anxiety is so bad, ASMR videos can't hold my attention. But these do! I love listening to people tell stories the way you do.😊 Hypothetically.

  • @evilmiscreantgirlfriend
    @evilmiscreantgirlfriend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    man this episode had an all star line up. all of the characters have been out recently!

  • @katevand
    @katevand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i can not confirm or deny i listened to this video.

  • @juliennedesjardins5383
    @juliennedesjardins5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We had someone pretend to be the gas company. Said he needed to look at our hot water tank in the basement. Turned out he was selling those. He pulled the screen door out of my husband’s hand and said “I’m coming in.” 👀 Long story short, he did not come in 😂🙃

  • @sheasbricks
    @sheasbricks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh these are my absolute FAVORITE! Thank you for always uploading such great content! I’m going to cook dinner for my two girls and listen to this! Have a great evening Mary 🤍

  • @hannsolo8
    @hannsolo8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These videos are my absolute favorite...along with the yearly TH-cam anniversary biscuitville vlogs...roleplays...Christmas wrappings... antique store walk throughs. You don't make it easy to choose just one 🤣👏 but really, I love these ones. You look absolutely GORG♡

  • @autumnskye
    @autumnskye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These videos always make me feel less alone in the insanity that is homeownership. Thank you.

  • @sethgrant7775
    @sethgrant7775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whenever I have a terrible day at work I always know I can count on Mary 🥰 thank you for the amazing content!

  • @clara8058
    @clara8058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Trip Fontaine", the highschool guy 😄

  • @jimmyraye5693
    @jimmyraye5693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is my favorite kind of video that you make. It's funny,it's interesting and very much relaxing🙂

  • @adammyers1182
    @adammyers1182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Yes yes yes you’ve just made my day thank you sooooo much. I love these ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @ceamean
    @ceamean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how I fall asleep to most your videos so I can come and watch them again. Your channel is like a safe haven for my homeless soul.

  • @emmajane9986
    @emmajane9986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yesss! I’ve been so looking forward to the next instalment of this 😂

  • @MistyBlueLights
    @MistyBlueLights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm allegedly very excited for this 😂

  • @Lizziekbeezee
    @Lizziekbeezee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m on bed rest in late stage of pregnancy and your videos are getting me through!!!! ❤ Thank you for everything you post and all the time you take to “chat” with those of us who don’t get out a lot these days!! 😊

  • @soulfoodsmama2980
    @soulfoodsmama2980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “The HOA Lady” had me ROLLING. Good gracious almighty, I can’t even.

  • @roserunner5504
    @roserunner5504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Original Scratchy!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You have literally the BEST stories!!!!!!!

  • @PaperDolly86
    @PaperDolly86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please, Ms. Mary, could we have an ice cream truck update? I’m bursting with curiosity about the truck, the spray paint artist, and the rest of the funky bunch. 🙏

  • @beautifullifeasmr4350
    @beautifullifeasmr4350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watch these videos while I'm cooking like I'm listening to a friend! It's like when my grandma used to watch "her stories" - also, that black shirt is darling!

  • @elielliso
    @elielliso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is your best gossip video yet. Masterpiece.

  • @samanthacaley5409
    @samanthacaley5409 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love everything you do, but these are my absolute favorite videos! I always end up falling asleep the first time I watch, and then I have to come back to finish cause I need to know what's going on in the neighborhood!

  • @marshmallows5641
    @marshmallows5641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG the dudes in trucks are back! 👀 Tripp's alleged TikToks sound hilarious.

    • @cassiepeckham
      @cassiepeckham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope someone finds the videos… hypothetically of course 😂

  • @JustPaperASMR
    @JustPaperASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha. I'd so burn my house down with some do-it-yourself solar panels. I've been quiet for awhile, so, Hi Mary! 😘

  • @messylifewithnikki8408
    @messylifewithnikki8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mary this is what we love ❤❤❤ thank you for all you do

  • @mandycobbin482
    @mandycobbin482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes I have been waiting for another neighbor update!!!! Thank you! You made my day!

  • @bobbybibbleboston1918
    @bobbybibbleboston1918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mary you look beautiful!🌸 Thanks for the videos as always 😊

  • @themaddiecommittee
    @themaddiecommittee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    these are my favorite videos of yours, Mary! you posted this at the perfect time. my marriage is ending at i’ll be divorced at 24, so i’m very grateful for the neighborhood gossip distraction :’) you make my day a little brighter. thank you as always.

    • @lydialaub5475
      @lydialaub5475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good luck with it all and take good care.

  • @hails699
    @hails699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love your neighbourhood gossip videos . Love some “hypothetical “ drama

  • @sarka4727
    @sarka4727 ปีที่แล้ว

    "She is always so *door closes* quiet" theoretically hypothetically. Lol.

  • @mjasmrtingles
    @mjasmrtingles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have been WAITING for this! I love it!

  • @ash.handle
    @ash.handle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every video you put up becomes my new favorite. I'm so happy to have found your channel!!! 🥰

  • @emptynestasmr5599
    @emptynestasmr5599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been listening to your neighborhood gossip playlist which got me thinking about things. Rooster? Vroom vroom bike? Men in trucks? 😂 Love these updates.

  • @abbierose92
    @abbierose92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omg I LOVE these!! Yay!! The weather will hopefully keep these coming! 😂
    - oh how I wish I knew Tripp’s tik tok 🤣🤣

  • @haleytice
    @haleytice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's the thing about warmer weather. It brings EVERYONE out. ugh. lol

  • @kalvineldridge
    @kalvineldridge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Miss Margaret sounds absolutely adorable.

  • @HAVENWELLE
    @HAVENWELLE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the hypothetical neighborhood gossip! Thanks for sharing.

  • @pig2428
    @pig2428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my these are hypothetically, my absolute favorite videos!!

  • @cathyblock6197
    @cathyblock6197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved the clown story & followed your telling of those adventures when I first heard them.

  • @robbarber6975
    @robbarber6975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time you drop one of these I am like a kid on Christmas

  • @clareelizabeth
    @clareelizabeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Noo! I’ll never sleep now, I have to pay attention. But so looking forward to it 😁

  • @Staceycbw
    @Staceycbw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You look really pretty today. Love your channel. Keep up the good work. 💕

  • @spencerallegra
    @spencerallegra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If anyone happens to find Tripp’s tiktok please please please post a link!!

  • @zenseed75
    @zenseed75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That color looks amazing on you. So, looking forward to this one. Thanks.

  • @AmarielTheGrey
    @AmarielTheGrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been looking forward to this update for weeks!! Thank you Mary!!

  • @MrBoston987
    @MrBoston987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh Mary, Trip sounds like a real catch! Nice car and nice truck and no rent to pay! Scoop him up before he’s off the market! /s

  • @mz3588
    @mz3588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hypothetically, Dudes in trucks and Spray Paint Lady are my favorite storylines 🚚 🎨

  • @starkrazi
    @starkrazi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You could write a book about your neighborhood!!!

  • @amaya3968
    @amaya3968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you’re honestly so pretty omg

  • @tokyomxa
    @tokyomxa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    GOINNGGG TO COURT FOR FUNKOOO POPSS THESE NEIGHBORSSSS😂❤

  • @FknAlexx
    @FknAlexx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Well I'm not one to judge ,but, okay well yes I am" sameeeeee girl, that's why we here 🤣

  • @Jessd0288
    @Jessd0288 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please keep us updated on 'Big Worm' and his Ice Cream Truck 🤣😭

  • @Naomeme
    @Naomeme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these SO much. Your acting is fantastic, we can't tell if you made any up or not!

  • @travisp7788
    @travisp7788 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i will never miss one of these they are the best!

  • @kayleypagio921
    @kayleypagio921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I have missed these!!!

  • @becausehiddles
    @becausehiddles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omggg I did not see the (alleged) Scratchy 1.0 twist coming 😲

  • @carig7378
    @carig7378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So funny!!! I love your channel... the best!!!

  • @cleoivory5617
    @cleoivory5617 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was so happy to see another neighbourhood gossip video, i love these so much

  • @entirelyourownworld
    @entirelyourownworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YOU HAVE BLESSED US! 57 minutes! Omg 😁😁😁

  • @ORiordanJennifer17
    @ORiordanJennifer17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are my all time favourite videos to watch ❤ Just in time for bed aswell timing couldn't be more perfect 😁

  • @maywilliams-sales344
    @maywilliams-sales344 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    YEEEESSSS! The gossip is back! These are my absolute favorite 🤩 thank you Mary!

  • @ceamean
    @ceamean 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking love your son 🤣 When people are loud in the corridors of my building talking on the phone, I open the door and play crazy frog on full blast with my phone.

  • @jensmith5994
    @jensmith5994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Knowing your creative abilities with all of your characters and everything, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if all of these neighbors were made up!! :)

  • @garnetbelskamper5495
    @garnetbelskamper5495 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Settled in for a nice night filled with gossip. Hope everyone is having a great night 🌙

  • @annamendelev640
    @annamendelev640 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣
    "the lady with issues"
    Thats an understatement.

  • @whitneymarchan8380
    @whitneymarchan8380 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite videos, but I just can’t believe some of these stories are real 😆🤣…Either way the neighborhood gossip is the best! Mary you are you an excellent story teller!

  • @Lytah84
    @Lytah84 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dudes in trucks saga is the best conspiracy theory story. Construction (or standing around looking at a hole in the ground) shouldn't be strange but they sure are making it sound strange.💜

  • @mayamendoza4312
    @mayamendoza4312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    someone play that sound that goes "I'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE , TURN IT UP"

  • @cassandraweaver3339
    @cassandraweaver3339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're the only one that can put me to sleep

  • @soulfoodsmama2980
    @soulfoodsmama2980 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never realized that gossip was so relaxing

  • @PrincessSamantha029
    @PrincessSamantha029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your theoretical neighborhood gossip gives me life!!

  • @isaiahgonzalez5696
    @isaiahgonzalez5696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg I’m so excited to watch this it’s not even funny

  • @HannahB0515
    @HannahB0515 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh my gosh i didn’t realize how long it’d been since i last watched one of these videos im so excited!

  • @missMediaChick
    @missMediaChick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Destroying your own property out of spite. 😄
    Oh shit! It's 1:30am and I just got to the part about your son blasting Let It Go out his window....I just laughed so loudly, guaranteed I woke a neighbor up. 🤣 I think I'd better finish this video tomorrow. 🤭

  • @kabukitrolldoll382
    @kabukitrolldoll382 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    itchy and scratchy took me OUT 😭😂😂😂

  • @JenniferLaVine99
    @JenniferLaVine99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who cares what the keyboard warriors say about how u use words ?!?! I think it’s cute 🥰. Always enjoy the neighborhood gossip 😉

  • @iKristin04
    @iKristin04 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need to sleep, but I always have to finish these videos because they’re my favorite 😂

  • @805Coastal
    @805Coastal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anything that is attached to the structure of the building requires a building permit and an inspection. You might think about doing a Community Service announcement letting people know who the sellers of these Solar Panels are. I mean, you know, supposedly, and allegedly, you know, like if they even exist. Theoretically speaking that is. 😉😜😉

  • @Smiles63010
    @Smiles63010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My momma always says being cheap is expensive. It’ll cost you down the line 🤷🏾‍♀️.

  • @marcosv1435
    @marcosv1435 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite section

  • @anthonydemauri4095
    @anthonydemauri4095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao I love that you pointed out that you know you use them wrong, after the second time I saw one of these videos I realized what you were doing and the comments made me laugh

  • @ruthanncaldwell7935
    @ruthanncaldwell7935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always love all you're videos ms mary

  • @isooobel
    @isooobel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love your videos!!

  • @shawnarice4515
    @shawnarice4515 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Add these to my list of favorite videos from you. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @asmrcarly_b8253
    @asmrcarly_b8253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mary, have you done a Q & A before? I’d love it if you would. Kind of give us a chance to get to know you better. Without given too much away of course. 😊 Love your videos and your creativity!

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've actually done several. If you check my channel for old live streams and Q & A, you'll find them. :)

    • @asmrcarly_b8253
      @asmrcarly_b8253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SouthernASMRSounds sounds good!

  • @kirsty1929
    @kirsty1929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never clicked on a video so fast!!!! 😂 Amazing video as always! Love from UK 🇬🇧

  • @lornalee7600
    @lornalee7600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Totally enjoyed this, made me laugh out loud repeatedly. Mary, you are truly my spirit animal 😁

  • @meganflitch2376
    @meganflitch2376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    MY FAVORITE TYPA VIDEO U MAKE. YES