@@rugbygamer2025 The "and so do you" part is what I find funniest because you know he just realized he opened himself up to a joke about his bad spray tan.
I feel like George Carlin would tear him apart. RIP George. I'm also so tired that he's rolling back all the regulations for the environment. I just can't.
Every thing he does is about one thing- making him and his cronies richer. Welcome to the end-stage of capitalism where the very few have everything and the almost all have next to nothing and the planet is on the brink of irreversible damage. The USA 2020 presidential election is a pivotal point in world history...
Just don't say ur Canadian if other Canadians are around u on the vacation. We will call u out then single u out. It's happened on many of my vacations and it's just insulting
@Larry Garland You must be too young to remember the George W. Bush years. Trump has lost a step or two mentally (he is quite old), but Bush was always dumb.
@Failure Obama Failure Obama He hasn't divested himself from his Trump businesses, and he received gifts from a foreign gouvernment. So now, what does Obama have to do with Trump violating the US Constitution?
@@xxXthekevXxx I don't know man, he's a vain malignant narcissist to the point that talks about himself in the third-person, so after the ''SO DO YOU'' the joke was over to me too...nonetheless he almost cracked a joke unwittingly...and a good one 'coz the self awareness...but he failed miserably with the punchline as usual like the REAL MORON that he is.
As a big tech nerd who obsessed over lighting, that's also categorically false. Most energy efficient bulbs are whiter/bluer than incandescents. Incandescents are usually orange as hell.
A breakthrough indeed. He has found a way to pass the blame for his orange skin onto someone else. In this case, lightbulbs. And it is through things like this that we find out the sun is incandescent, and the Whitehouse doesn't use LED bulbs.
See, Chump is SLIGHTLY confused, people tell him all the time they would enjoy working at the White House, he just doesn't hear them when they add ".....after you leave office."
2:00 "..Didn't have much of a point to the speech." Of course it did. The point was "Look at me! Look at me! Don't go watching that debate and hearing about what's really going on in the world, you toothless rubes! Look at me!"
@@E2O10 Maybe but this is one of his strategies he used in the previous election. He makes sure he is always on the news and talk shows. He limits the exposure of other candidates. He is using this during his tenure to divert the attention to non-issues instead of his policies, blunders and corruption. Ffs his weather gag got more screentime than his tariffs.
Gwen Walraves oh, ofcourse. There's no doubt about that. I was just pointing out the sillyness of having these types of events. You're making the people who might actually know how to run things or at least have an inkling of the concept behind the office of president dance like monkeys and focus on meaningless things. (now, i'm not saying that only what's happening in the us is silly, there are many quite silly places with quite unfunctional systems but since your country insists on broadcasting to the universe that they're #1 then we can't really ignore what's going on in your country). The point being - the whole system is built so that people like him can have positions of power, if it was built to make sense, we wouldn't be having these problems. Yusuf Ginnah Sadly they are. But can you picture it with any other profession? I wouldn't want a firefighter that got the job because he was the most popular or knew the right people despite overwhelming lack of skill or experience. Or a medic. Or really any job that we've come up with.
@@E2O10 That's so true and some food for thought... It is one of those careers where, the ability of the candidate to actually carry out the duties as required by the position, aren't even questioned. Those elected are very seldom the best for the job amongst the choices available, But they succeed so often by using the human flaw of 'Perception is Reality' Oh yes and the "When I'm elected...." promises that are forgotten the moment their hand's on The Bible.
" ...use to live in Germany, but now have always lived in Argentina" OMG, Colbert went there, and yes President Bone Spurs won't know what he's referring to. LOL
Hilarious how brainwashed some of you have become to actually believe Trump is a Racist, the Left leaning show hosts sure are doing a good job in propaganda, I mean he has a Slavic wife and black staff in his hotels for crying out loud lmao
@@FriedrichBarb Next you'll say he loves illegals because he hires them. LOL!! You clowns are the best clowns !! HAHA!! You all have the whole world laughing.
You know the great thing about the Sun, it turns people brown. We need hotter weather so i can brown. Roll back all environment legislation I want a brown tan
For those of you wondering who Kevin McCarthy is. He's the genius who was in line for Speaker of the House before he accidentally told an entire room of reporters that he was one of the guys who came up with the idea to go after Hillary Clinton over Benghazi. He basically admitted they did it as a political move which had nothing to do with the facts of the case (This pissed off Republicans so the went for Paul Ryan instead). They admittingly were just using it to disgrace her. That was a 2 year investigation which cost the tax payers almost 100 million dollars and led to a complete exoneration of Clinton. Think about this, the Russia investigation led to about 30 indictments and found that the President of the United States committed 10 counts of obstruction of justice. That investigation cost about 30 million dollars but had many confirming results. Which investigation is being scrutinized? Somehow the Russia investigation. Republicans and Democrats don't play by the same rules. Please vote for Bernie Sanders, he will end this corruption. Biden is a pushover, he won't fight for you like Bernie.
Actually there is very little a president will be able to do about the Republican strategies & corruption, or in fact about most of your serious problems, due to broken democratic system that the executive branch can't really do much about. Any democrat president will pull the brakes on the armageddon train the whole planet is on w/ Trump in charge though. Including Biden. I'd love to see Bernie, or Warren, or perhaps Castro - but by far the most important thing that can be done thru this election is replace Trump. Please don't lose perspective on that when the primaries get nasty. Think about us out in the rest of the world, just desperately clinging to hope that you'll get rid of the president who is purposely ESCALATING carbon emissions in every way possible. Then, as Bernie always tried to tell his crowds last election: build & grow a popular, sustained movement focused on social democratic political goals, not on a candidate or 2, not on an election or 2.
@@Suzanne4415 You are so wrong I actually started laughing. This is completely reversable. There will be some domestic issues for sure but Joe Biden will allow Republicans to sneak back into power because he's pathetic. We can't afford someone who wants Republicans to like him. Republicans have evil intentions and Joe wants to work with them. Sorry Joe, no chance that works out for us Americans. He's a fucking dinosaur who doesn't understand modern politics. The GOP will NOT work with you. They will obstruct everything you try to do. Moscow Mitch has already admitted this. Fuck you if you think working with the GOP is an option. The only option is voting them out of power.
@@why-even-try-brotendo +100000000 I agree 💯% The time for playing nicely has passed with no hope of repair. With hindsight comes 20/20 vision, And it's now easy to see that Dems have always been trying to play nicely and this is what the GOP has capitalized on and mastered down to an art. Dems need to stop bringing knives to gunfights and Joe Biden is too soft. He's part of the old furniture and the DNC is in serious need of redecorating at the highest levels. The hierarchy needs some spunk and fire and should be taking tips from the freshmen that aren't beholden and indebted to a broken system.
Bernie Sanders???? The man looks and speaks like an insane version of bozo the clown. Oh wait --- maybe you are right! Bernie will give everyone everything for FREE!!!!!! Allright Bernie.
@@carolefisher6489 OK, he is pounds depending on his position. Mike Pounce / Donald Rump Clearly its a Freudian slip. If you accurately reconstruct the Presidents speech, all you get is a pasted together ransom note.
@Cliff Hanley He called her Melanie in a tweet. That one could probably be excused by autocorrect. ...Or he may have just been smocking a lot of covfefe that day.
@bigpimpdaddy69 It would have been easier to say, "The First Lady and I together has a boy..." touching her hand as she was sitting right next to his right hand instead of vomiting that utterly ridiculous sentence...
@@android12921 she smacks his hand away like a snake when he tries to grab it. i just heard she has a long-time lover, and he is a beautiful man, works at tiffany's in a trump building?
Actually, he didn't admit that he's orange. What he did was say he looks orange, but it was the fault of the light bulbs. Note, it's not his fault. He's been trying to figure out a way to blame that on someone else, and now he has. And he went out of his way to make the excuse public.
Bravo Lauren bravo! what a clever comment, you must be proud...look Lauren its not too late to take your head out of your liberal ass and get with the Republican program…..what ya say? ITS MAGA COUNTRY
It has taken him a few years to come up with an excuse for being orange, but he has managed to get one. Then he want's to ban energy saving light bulbs just to make his excuse seem plausible. When you listen to tRumps insane patter, it gets harder to write something about him without using the word 'WANKER'.
oh bravo Lauren Hag, insightful, eloquent....how about not "project"ing your stupidity and shallowness on the rest of us? what a silly comment what a silly person you are...
@@ChibiHoshiDragon Well, it wasn't intended to be taken seriously. It was a literal interpretation of how his words came out and what the comedic implications were. Poor Melanie ;-)
it appears to me that Stephen Colbert hasn't have to make any sort of effort to compose his monologue... everything Trump says is an instant joke by itself... tragic jokes, sometimes, though...
the "orange" part was actually funny, aside from the last three words. I'm actually surprised he took a swipe at himself. I wonder what he was drugged with.
Strictly speaking, there are more than a few ways that could've been done that aren't even especially complicated. That said, it's just Trump making up big numbers because he has to have the biggest numbers. If anyone actually has pulled off returns like that, Trump certainly didn't have anything to do with it.
My son who is completely apolitical was expressing concern last week that his 401k is losing money. I call b.s. on those who say theirs is doing fantastic.
I remember once when I didn't have to verify I wasn't reading an article on The Onion. Sad truth is, the Onion is now a more reliable source of fact than the White House.
@Michigan Wolverine in Austin It has always worked like that in your country. Why is it different this time? Rather work towards uplifting the great country you live in. The more energy you spend on Trump, the more perverts like Joe Biden and anti Semites like Omar and her socialist cronies get away with.
@@pieterniemandt1733 Trump is obsessed with him because he can never measure up to him nor garnish the respect and intelligence Obama had. People actually started liking Americans again because of Obama and now all that sh*t is down the drain and will take years for people outside America to respect Americans. This is what people outside of the USA see when they think of Americans now. True story.
Like Melania, Donald can't keep Obama out of his mouth. _"No one can pump their penis like me, a lot of people are saying it. I pump it up very, very, very fast. The letter (butt plug instructions) was written so beautifully - I fell in love - just love, believe me. Very beautiful"_ -Dotard
@@FM-jo1jh haha... "garnish'? You mean like parsley sprigs? I think you meant to say "garner" and even that is an inappropriate description of the way in which respect was accorded to Obama.
@mary jones ...and that's yet another thing wrong with our country and "checks and balances system." If I didn't have family here, I would be living in very intelligent, super-educated, peaceful, sane, and very hygge Copenhagen. I would gladly pay higher taxes for the privilege! The Danes have got it RIGHT! Unfortunately most Americans are too uneducated to understand that Democratic Socialism is not "Venezuela." ❤🇩🇰
@@tiamia7139 ...Yep. This has a lot to do with perspective. I'll guess 9 out 10 adult americans know so little about Copenhagen. No caveman ever said, "I want electricity to run an air conditioner!"
@@sharonmullins1957 The fucked up thing, tho, is that he is. Apparently we have enough racist, bigoted and just plain stupid people in enough states that he got elected. I would definitely vote to allow the west coast to becomes its own, independent country. Hawaii and alaska can come along, too. Maybe idaho. The rest will be harder decisions.
Omg! That horse bit is so hilarious that makes no sense at all. Also couldn’t stop laughing at the bed time story about the Chinese President. Colbert, thank you for giving us humor to uplift our spirits in this dark presidential era!
Trump is a big fat orange Man baby he's a POS who cares about no one but himself and his money Russia has his money Putin and Kim is his lovers he's helping Putin destroy America
He didn’t say “Pounds”, he just said “Pence” really quick but the fake media is going to say otherwise 🙄. Lord help us Edit: I’m completely being sarcastic, Trump is a total moron.
Certainly no capitalistic corporation. But the TRAITORS just want someone who will sign bills. Let us see if we can legally send them ALL to hell ASAP.
@@virginiaoflaherty2983He's a typical libertarian who drifts easily to the right (cause it's essentially where they started anyhow)... I think Eastwood is a grumpy old coot who directs over-rated movies, who used to be a nasty young coot who showed his respect for women by dipping his wick in whatever he fancied and destroying his former partner's career. But hey, different strokes for different folks, amirite?
BdR76 because he takes him self seriously. He thinks he’s talking perfect sense. He doesn’t realize how stupid he sounds and that no one else takes him literally.
BdR76. He doesn't need to laugh, hun... we all do that at...oops... for him!!! He's that awful old white faced clown with the downturned mouth that traumatised and terrorized my nightmares every time I was dragged to the circus as a kid! Move over Pennywise, you're old news! There's a much creepier clown in town these days... and this one paints his face orange and stalks the White House drains!!! Coulrophobia rules in America....UGHHHH!!!
How can any sane, mature, calm person sit down and look to listen to this rambling dotard for a minute, let alone hours. It is beyond my capacity of comprehension.
I'm German: US President visits in the 90s: "Oh man, what an honour! Get everything ready! We got the 5-star chef lined up for the dinner? Good. We got the trip to the castle organized? What? He doesn't like castles? TEAR IT DOWN! Oh, and most important of all: Please tell me the pretzel supply line is secured. We'll need a constant stream of pretzels coming in for three days straight! Oh man, this'll be great!" US President visits now: "Ugh. Okay... I guess... move all the cleaning products out of reach? We don't want him to drink one of those thinking it's Gatorade or something."
@@momon969 This, wow, this is unfortunately the type of difference in opinion I imagine is common in other countries in regards to Trump and his administration as opposed to those before him. Well, except Russia, then they probably await him with clipboard in hand willing to write whatever national interest secrets he happens to spew to Putin.
After watching the inspiring and AWSOME debate, I smell blood in the water folks!!! LET THE FEEDING FRENZY ON TRUMP HIS DELUSIONAL SUPPORTERS AND THE ENTIRE GOP BEGIN!!!!
ZER0 I once heard a joke, I think it was in relation to Edward VII; the only people who should refer to themselves as ‘we’, are kings, or a man with a tapeworm inside him.
Hopefully he's up to date with his vaccinations going to Baltimore because you heard somewhere that it was a rat and rodent infested mess. Can't remember who said it, but I'm sure that it was somebody with a very large "uh brain."
If trump is such a great patriot, why didn't he raise money to get help for 9/11 first responders, especially those who have suffered from ailments and PTSD? It was his city after all.
Why should he, he is not drawing a salary. And the first responders apart from the fact that they had life insurance, they were paid really well to do the jobs they loved.
@@traekas7228 Typically Americans. Once l heard a great American Democrat say" Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country". Seems those wise words are long forgotten. All the 🌎 can see in the deep state supporters is need, want and distribute. There is no more love. Only Antifa fascist anti Semites roaming certain areas. The Democrats have evil alternatives., and the 🌎 see that.
*"... I always look orange..."* wow, first time he's ever told the truth!
He thinks it's light bulbs that makes him look orange, that's hilarious
Actually, it's the second time. The first was when he said that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose any support.
"I look orange ...... and so do you" hahahahaha
No that's just Trump 'gaslighting' them to believe they are orange too.
@@rugbygamer2025 The "and so do you" part is what I find funniest because you know he just realized he opened himself up to a joke about his bad spray tan.
As a German it pleases me enormously to hear that we upset him.
Thank you, Germany. We hate him too! 😘 🇩🇪
Yeah, we hate him on behalf of the diots who shouldn't vote for him.
You should be proud of his German ancestry.
Much love from Australia, but not for trump
Another German here, that was beautiful that this poll got to him - literally.
I feel like George Carlin would tear him apart. RIP George. I'm also so tired that he's rolling back all the regulations for the environment. I just can't.
Every thing he does is about one thing- making him and his cronies richer. Welcome to the end-stage of capitalism where the very few have everything and the almost all have next to nothing and the planet is on the brink of irreversible damage. The USA 2020 presidential election is a pivotal point in world history...
@@kelbatt7729 very true. It's a dumpster fire.
@Semper verum Pretty sure that even a negative mention in history strokes his ego.
@@kelbatt7729 Robin Williams also. My God, those two would be off the walls.
"I look orange" Finally, he told the truth!😂😂😂😂
But blamed it on modern lighting.
Classic Trump mob boss move. Just because the bulbs makes him 'orange' he's sending his goons out to kill it.
@Nina Azule: Huh? So, you mean... hell has actually frozen over?
Pigs are flying, my friend!🤣🤣🤣
Trump is a funny guy. To be honest, I didn't think he would last this long. America, you proved me wrong.
OMG! And this is the president of the USA! How embarrassing!
Just don't say ur Canadian if other Canadians are around u on the vacation. We will call u out then single u out. It's happened on many of my vacations and it's just insulting
Is it? I mean, I can separate the POTUS from myself, I expect similar discernment from others and there's an option to try someone else soon enough.
I don't think Canadians would mind, they should understand.
Can't wait to see him in an orange jumpsuits...
@Michigan Wolverine in Austin had the same experience...
Trumplethinskin makes George W Bush look like he mastered in English in college.
makes dubya look like an astrophysicist
@Larry Garland You must be too young to remember the George W. Bush years. Trump has lost a step or two mentally (he is quite old), but Bush was always dumb.
@Failure Obama Failure Obama That's nice what does that have to do with Trump violating the US Constitution?
@Failure Obama Failure Obama He hasn't divested himself from his Trump businesses, and he received gifts from a foreign gouvernment. So now, what does Obama have to do with Trump violating the US Constitution?
@Failure Obama Failure Obama oh you haven't heard? Epstein is in the gov't witness protection program...lol
It will be a rude awakening when he changes back to incandescents and he just turns a darker shade of orange.
White balance jokes, what a time to be alive.
Lmao
LMAO!😆
😂😂😂
I cannot believe he said that! LMAO!!! So so so weird!!!
why do people not comment about the third-person talk. that is LITERALLY a sign of sociopathy.
Rosalie Bent I know, right
I just assumed we all took it for granted that he's a narcissistic sociopath
We know. They ain’t hearin
It’s brought up all the time.
Is someone keeping count of how many times he has said
"Nobody has heard of it before" ?
That orange comment killed me. I thought he was joking until, “so do you”
He was joking but he’s an awkward old man that doesn’t know how to speak 😂
Donny Johnny doesn't have the brains to be funny.
@@xxXthekevXxx I don't know man, he's a vain malignant narcissist to the point that talks about himself in the third-person, so after the ''SO DO YOU'' the joke was over to me too...nonetheless he almost cracked a joke unwittingly...and a good one 'coz the self awareness...but he failed miserably with the punchline as usual like the REAL MORON that he is.
He has never laughed at himself.
As a big tech nerd who obsessed over lighting, that's also categorically false. Most energy efficient bulbs are whiter/bluer than incandescents. Incandescents are usually orange as hell.
If we don’t have a death metal band called “Cave of Hate Snakes” by next week, I’ll be very upset!!
John Bolton could be the bass player 😂 this comment wins the Internet today. We need this band
Somewhere it'll happen, however briefly. ☺🎸🇺🇸
And their #1 song needs to be MoscowMitch and PresidentPussyAssBitch
This is one of the funniest monologues I've seen for any talk show host ever! An 8 minutes of hilarity :)
Yep - I commented the same thing lol. It's pretty damn funny, couldn't stop laughing
"Those bulbs... they make me look orange!" This is a breakthrough ladies and gentlemen. He's not fully there, but it's progress.
yeah..... it's not the bulb's fault
A breakthrough indeed.
He has found a way to pass the blame for his orange skin onto someone else. In this case, lightbulbs.
And it is through things like this that we find out the sun is incandescent, and the Whitehouse doesn't use LED bulbs.
I swear I didn’t expect him to say “I respect all of them”...
He’s thinking he’s scared of them. He knows they are all so much more qualified than him.
Actually, if you watch the whole thing he immediately says, “you never expected me to say that did you? I’m getting better at this politician thing.”
He "respects all of them [Democrats]" in the same way that Sarah Palin "reads all of them [newspapers]".
Ryan Gambill Yes exactly as if to say the first sentence was a lie
That really shocked me.
If everyone "wants" to work for him, then why does he have to scrape the bottom of the barrel just to find any who would?
The bottom of the barrel is where he lives... so he's just gathering friends. (Birds of a feather flock together)
See, Chump is SLIGHTLY confused, people tell him all the time they would enjoy working at the White House, he just doesn't hear them when they add ".....after you leave office."
I said it during the 2016 campaign.
Him: "Drain the swamp!"
Me: "And expose the toxic muck underneath!"
Can't believe I actually called it right.
scaramucci scaramucci can you do the fandango
"Communists are red
Democrats are blue
I look orange
So do you"
-Ryou
😂😂😂😂
Are we sure "Mike Pounce" isn't the name of Mike Pence's cat? Because that would actually be awesome.
Yes! That would be purr-fect 😸
Jay Torr ew. My brain is burning 🥵
You mean pawsome 😁
@@jaydavids6485 Poor cat...
@@jaydavids6485 Shane Dawson would like to watch it as well
2:00
"..Didn't have much of a point to the speech."
Of course it did. The point was "Look at me! Look at me! Don't go watching that debate and hearing about what's really going on in the world, you toothless rubes! Look at me!"
I agree, but to be fair, the debates are really nothing but a gameshow anyway. Pointless popularity competition.
@@E2O10 Agreed, but truth be told, so are the elections in a broader sense.
Hence the 'Popularity Vote'
@@E2O10 Maybe but this is one of his strategies he used in the previous election. He makes sure he is always on the news and talk shows. He limits the exposure of other candidates. He is using this during his tenure to divert the attention to non-issues instead of his policies, blunders and corruption. Ffs his weather gag got more screentime than his tariffs.
Gwen Walraves oh, ofcourse. There's no doubt about that. I was just pointing out the sillyness of having these types of events. You're making the people who might actually know how to run things or at least have an inkling of the concept behind the office of president dance like monkeys and focus on meaningless things. (now, i'm not saying that only what's happening in the us is silly, there are many quite silly places with quite unfunctional systems but since your country insists on broadcasting to the universe that they're #1 then we can't really ignore what's going on in your country). The point being - the whole system is built so that people like him can have positions of power, if it was built to make sense, we wouldn't be having these problems.
Yusuf Ginnah Sadly they are. But can you picture it with any other profession? I wouldn't want a firefighter that got the job because he was the most popular or knew the right people despite overwhelming lack of skill or experience. Or a medic. Or really any job that we've come up with.
@@E2O10
That's so true and some food for thought...
It is one of those careers where, the ability of the candidate to actually carry out the duties as required by the position, aren't even questioned.
Those elected are very seldom the best for the job amongst the choices available,
But they succeed so often by using the human flaw of 'Perception is Reality'
Oh yes and the "When I'm elected...." promises that are forgotten the moment their hand's on The Bible.
Everyone looks orange to Trump... I mean, he probably did burn his retinas during the eclipse. Just saying.
Just saying. Is that like cringe, savage and right?
@@reggieglubber5420 Run along, Forrest..
It's the eye protection in the tanning bed on airforce one..lol
Ok Mr. Fuxan. Can I borrow a battery Mr. Wall?
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Laugh if you want, but Mike Pounds is worth a hundred of Mike Pence.
Brilliant
That's almost perfect. How does that even happen?
Mike Pounce is the WH ocelot.
Pete Kennedy HUH...!!!!! STOP SNIFFIN GAS FUMES DUFUS....!!!!
Too coincidental to have been a gaffe?🤔
" ...use to live in Germany, but now have always lived in Argentina" OMG, Colbert went there, and yes President Bone Spurs won't know what he's referring to. LOL
That's the best joke of the month IMHO. Brilliant.
Achtung!
Hilarious how brainwashed some of you have become to actually believe Trump is a Racist, the Left leaning show hosts sure are doing a good job in propaganda, I mean he has a Slavic wife and black staff in his hotels for crying out loud lmao
@@FriedrichBarb Next you'll say he loves illegals because he hires them. LOL!! You clowns are the best clowns !! HAHA!! You all have the whole world laughing.
@@FriedrichBarb racists have always had black staff work for them. What's your point?
"you know, one important thing about lightbulbs, wait, actually they make me look orange" i'm f**King wheezing 😂😂😂
You know the great thing about the Sun, it turns people brown. We need hotter weather so i can brown.
Roll back all environment legislation I want a brown tan
@@stampandscrap7494 😂 the sad part is that most people know how dumb this guy is...yet he's able to stay in office for 3 years now...
“Moo kevin moo. Come on. Someone milk this guy”
“... and the cow goes hi im kevin mccarthy”
This is peak comedy yall.
it is hilarious
The visual playing out in my head is hilarious. I actually want to see this. Lol!
LMAO. I hope Stephen Colbert doesn’t kill me with laugh one day.
was totally expecting mike pounce to be a cat after the cow and horse
Yes that's what was said in the video
You want a prize for putting it into writing?
“And the cow goes, Hi I’m Kevin Mcarthy.” 😂😂😂😂 savage 👌🏻
It is great working for Drumpf! You're guaranteed a book deal.
For those of you wondering who Kevin McCarthy is. He's the genius who was in line for Speaker of the House before he accidentally told an entire room of reporters that he was one of the guys who came up with the idea to go after Hillary Clinton over Benghazi. He basically admitted they did it as a political move which had nothing to do with the facts of the case (This pissed off Republicans so the went for Paul Ryan instead). They admittingly were just using it to disgrace her. That was a 2 year investigation which cost the tax payers almost 100 million dollars and led to a complete exoneration of Clinton. Think about this, the Russia investigation led to about 30 indictments and found that the President of the United States committed 10 counts of obstruction of justice. That investigation cost about 30 million dollars but had many confirming results.
Which investigation is being scrutinized? Somehow the Russia investigation. Republicans and Democrats don't play by the same rules. Please vote for Bernie Sanders, he will end this corruption. Biden is a pushover, he won't fight for you like Bernie.
Actually there is very little a president will be able to do about the Republican strategies & corruption, or in fact about most of your serious problems, due to broken democratic system that the executive branch can't really do much about.
Any democrat president will pull the brakes on the armageddon train the whole planet is on w/ Trump in charge though. Including Biden. I'd love to see Bernie, or Warren, or perhaps Castro - but by far the most important thing that can be done thru this election is replace Trump. Please don't lose perspective on that when the primaries get nasty.
Think about us out in the rest of the world, just desperately clinging to hope that you'll get rid of the president who is purposely ESCALATING carbon emissions in every way possible.
Then, as Bernie always tried to tell his crowds last election: build & grow a popular, sustained movement focused on social democratic political goals, not on a candidate or 2, not on an election or 2.
@@Suzanne4415 You are so wrong I actually started laughing. This is completely reversable. There will be some domestic issues for sure but Joe Biden will allow Republicans to sneak back into power because he's pathetic. We can't afford someone who wants Republicans to like him. Republicans have evil intentions and Joe wants to work with them. Sorry Joe, no chance that works out for us Americans. He's a fucking dinosaur who doesn't understand modern politics. The GOP will NOT work with you. They will obstruct everything you try to do. Moscow Mitch has already admitted this. Fuck you if you think working with the GOP is an option. The only option is voting them out of power.
@@why-even-try-brotendo +100000000
I agree 💯%
The time for playing nicely has passed with no hope of repair.
With hindsight comes 20/20 vision,
And it's now easy to see that Dems have always been trying to play nicely and this is what the GOP has capitalized on and mastered down to an art.
Dems need to stop bringing knives to gunfights and Joe Biden is too soft.
He's part of the old furniture and the DNC is in serious need of redecorating at the highest levels. The hierarchy needs some spunk and fire and should be taking tips from the freshmen that aren't beholden and indebted to a broken system.
Bernie Sanders???? The man looks and speaks like an insane version of bozo the clown. Oh wait --- maybe you are right! Bernie will give everyone everything for FREE!!!!!! Allright Bernie.
VOTE BLUE, NO MATTER WHO. 💙🤛🏽
I think the lite bulb in trumps head should be the one he should worry about. Burnt out long ago.
You sure it ever worked to begin with?
Thanks for the laugh!
Damnit, how did Colbert miss that one?! Nice.
Send Trump back to Hell make America great now.
Thank you Stephen Colbert! Your astute analysis and laughter are the only thing which keeps us sane these days!!
There are three Mikes; Mike Pounds, Mike Shillings, and Mike Pence.
Trump's favorite Mike is Mike Donalds though.
And don't forget about Tim 'Apple'...
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Well, Mike certainly is a shill.
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That's one way to cash in on a name.
I was eating when he said “Mike Pounce” and immediately sucked my food into the back of my throat and sputtered like a fool
I was drinking ^^ ... but a little bit of coughing cant take me out... had to dry up my desk tho
You know Mike Pence is gonna change his name to Pounds to make Trump feel better
...already scribbled in Sharpie on his business cards and stationary.
Pounce.
Mike Pounds/Donald Rump... With Trumps face on mad magazine...
It was Pounce... Mike Pounce (had to listen several times)
@@carolefisher6489 OK, he is pounds depending on his position.
Mike Pounce / Donald Rump
Clearly its a Freudian slip.
If you accurately reconstruct the Presidents speech, all you get is a pasted together ransom note.
That joke about Argentinian Nazis was off the hook. I practically fell out of my chair.
He's absolutely bonkers. And we thought him forgetting his wife's name or that they had a son together was bad.
@Cliff Hanley He called her Melanie in a tweet. That one could probably be excused by autocorrect.
...Or he may have just been smocking a lot of covfefe that day.
@bigpimpdaddy69 It would have been easier to say, "The First Lady and I together has a boy..." touching her hand as she was sitting right next to his right hand instead of vomiting that utterly ridiculous sentence...
@@android12921 she smacks his hand away like a snake when he tries to grab it. i just heard she has a long-time lover, and he is a beautiful man, works at tiffany's in a trump building?
@@nonyabizness.original I wonder what keeps the relationship with trumpet ticking then with all this pomposity and filthy vanity
@Cliff Hanley Before. He called her Melanie.
“It’s fun to work with Donald trump” how many people has he fired or have quit? Lmao this man is insane.
Someone seriously needs to put this man in a straight jacket
I have a bisexual jacket is that ok?
One of the funniest yet. Mr Colbert, thank you so much for what you do.
I’m actually shocked tr*mp admitted he’s orange, but not at all surprised he tried to project his orangeness on to other people 😂
Actually, he didn't admit that he's orange. What he did was say he looks orange, but it was the fault of the light bulbs. Note, it's not his fault.
He's been trying to figure out a way to blame that on someone else, and now he has. And he went out of his way to make the excuse public.
His orangeness😂😂😂
Bravo Lauren bravo! what a clever comment, you must be proud...look Lauren its not too late to take your head out of your liberal ass and get with the Republican program…..what ya say? ITS MAGA COUNTRY
It has taken him a few years to come up with an excuse for being orange, but he has managed to get one.
Then he want's to ban energy saving light bulbs just to make his excuse seem plausible.
When you listen to tRumps insane patter, it gets harder to write something about him without using the word 'WANKER'.
oh bravo Lauren Hag, insightful, eloquent....how about not "project"ing your stupidity and shallowness on the rest of us? what a silly comment what a silly person you are...
"401 K up 71%"
Hmmmm think I heard that on just about every "American Greed" episode.
It is what the CON man always says.....
Can’t remember his own son’s name and calls Pence “Pounce.” Someone please tell me this isn’t our reality...
Or calls Baron Melania's Son... together...
@@ChibiHoshiDragon "Together" is a great name for a man who is anything but to give his son. Nice irony there, DT.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Well, it wasn't intended to be a name. it was intended to correct that he classified the child as HER son and not OUR son.
@@ChibiHoshiDragon Well, it wasn't intended to be taken seriously. It was a literal interpretation of how his words came out and what the comedic implications were.
Poor Melanie ;-)
He may not have been discussing Pence but Mike Rounds. Not defending him just clarifying his mistake may not be the one you think.
Wow, he actually knows he looks orange. I thought he just wasn't aware at all - of anything.
He's self aware alright, that's why he hates Obama so much.
Well he thinks the lightbulbs are causing it.
News organizations need to do the 2020 maps in Blue for the Dems and Orange for the Trump campaign.
Everyone looks orange.
Essero Eson 💯🤦🏻♂️😂
-- With the traditional red representing conservative party members entirely dissociated with Trump values, beliefs and attitudes.
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Holy shit, thank you USA for the entertainment. But can you get back to business some time soon?
Listen man, we’re trying over here
You have to wait for the 2022 elections
We'll see if enough people here can snap out of their FOXtardation to do so.
Depends on the fairness of our election
I hope so
it appears to me that Stephen Colbert hasn't have to make any sort of effort to compose his monologue... everything Trump says is an instant joke by itself... tragic jokes, sometimes, though...
*Trump says anyones name*
Person: “Please don’t bring me into this”
Kevin McCarthy: Oh SHIT!!! My beautiful face is a blessing and a curse!
seriously, somewhere out there is a mental hospital missing one of its most deranged patients
😂🤣”OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JERBIS” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💀🎯
"Mike Pounds, Melanie Trump...I know them so well. We have the closest relationship, so close the likes of which no one on earth has seen before..."
Don't forget that melanie has a child, together.
And that child has a half sister who is too fat to mention.
... not even Ttump has seen it.
Yes sure, people can walk up and chat to POTUS!
His security service stands back politely and waves all the people up.
Mike Pence's office nameplate is going to need the sharpy treatment to prove Trump was right.
Oh God, yes.
NOAA should release an official statement that pence is now pounds...
...ass.
The Sharpie treatment! XD
You mean Mike Pounce?
Having seen what a crawler Pence is, he's probably getting his name changed just to make tRump right.
Trump reminds me of someone who after they get dumped says "you dont know how lucky you were, there are plenty of women who want me".
There is noone
I have never seen a more 'thirsty' 72 year old man-child....
You don't have to compare this guy to see he is a total idiot, just watch him do his thing...
After a remark like that you know you made the right decision by dumping 😆
No one
Kredeidi yeah watch john Stewart and jimmy kimmel do their thing
Why am I not surprised that Trump had a personal selfish reason for getting rid of the lightbulb regulation...
I look orange so do you 🤡
He does nothing that doesn't benefit him or his retinue.
Trump much prefers machinations in the dark.
the "orange" part was actually funny, aside from the last three words. I'm actually surprised he took a swipe at himself. I wonder what he was drugged with.
@@ariaalexandria3324 that's true. Its like that one time Trump admitted ahead of time that if a guess he made was wrong he wouldn't admit it.
Mike Pounce is the name of Mike Pence's kitty cat.
No one can believe that their 401K is up 72%. No one.
Oh, the 0.1% believe it…
Strictly speaking, there are more than a few ways that could've been done that aren't even especially complicated.
That said, it's just Trump making up big numbers because he has to have the biggest numbers. If anyone actually has pulled off returns like that, Trump certainly didn't have anything to do with it.
MatchstalkMan No, their tax cut more than compensates.
Any increase it did get has been lost with massive market dips. The market is unstable with the tariffs and regular Twitter vomits.
My son who is completely apolitical was expressing concern last week that his 401k is losing money. I call b.s. on those who say theirs is doing fantastic.
"Mike Pounce" is Pence's profile name on Grindr.
Trump can't keep anyone's secrets.
omg that's why "mike pounce" was trending on twitter. his brain is melting.
I was sure that he would say "...a firm believer in Our Savior Cheezus and the Burger King".
When he says "sir" you know he's lying. You also know he's lying whenever he says anything else
Love this :)
Dave Shannon m
Thanks
True
Wade Mccormick You’re right 🤣🤣
Man I remember when these guys actually had to try to make fun of a President. Do you all remember those days?
Trump is automating away comedians
I miss those days
Those days seem so distant ...
I remember once when I didn't have to verify I wasn't reading an article on The Onion. Sad truth is, the Onion is now a more reliable source of fact than the White House.
That is the first time I've ever seen Trump laugh. I could've expected it would be at the expense of someone else.
at this point the US is just a really bad reality TV show.
I ditched TV a while back but still come here to check status. status same.
Its actually pretty funny tho
@@AlexMafija in a sad way
ITS TEARING ME APART
@@jackcapone4375 you first, we'll stay & fix this mess!
Why does he always have to bring up Barack Obama? So envious the green is coming out of his pores.
Obama was the one who said Trump will never be President. So there is nothing to envy.
@Michigan Wolverine in Austin It has always worked like that in your country. Why is it different this time? Rather work towards uplifting the great country you live in. The more energy you spend on Trump, the more perverts like Joe Biden and anti Semites like Omar and her socialist cronies get away with.
@@pieterniemandt1733 Trump is obsessed with him because he can never measure up to him nor garnish the respect and intelligence Obama had. People actually started liking Americans again because of Obama and now all that sh*t is down the drain and will take years for people outside America to respect Americans. This is what people outside of the USA see when they think of Americans now. True story.
Like Melania, Donald can't keep Obama out of his mouth.
_"No one can pump their penis like me, a lot of people are saying it. I pump it up very, very, very fast. The letter (butt plug instructions) was written so beautifully - I fell in love - just love, believe me. Very beautiful"_ -Dotard
@@FM-jo1jh haha... "garnish'? You mean like parsley sprigs?
I think you meant to say "garner" and even that is an inappropriate description of the way in which respect was accorded to Obama.
Should be retitled to "Yeah we have no clue wtf is going on here.."
I love Colbert and I think he deserves top spot in late night, but lately the Trump jokes have been writing themselves.
The longer Trump talks, the more obvious it becomes that he is mostly saying nonsense
Been that way since the eighties.
Try reading the transcripts of his “speeches.” Not a complete thought, let alone a complete sentence!!
9 13 19 Hey@@lilee3676, Naw, I'll pass. It's bad enough I watch his blatherly on Stephen's show. Thanks for the suggestion though. Be well. v
@mary jones ...and that's yet another thing wrong with our country and "checks and balances system." If I didn't have family here, I would be living in very intelligent, super-educated, peaceful, sane, and very hygge Copenhagen. I would gladly pay higher taxes for the privilege! The Danes have got it RIGHT! Unfortunately most Americans are too uneducated to understand that Democratic Socialism is not "Venezuela." ❤🇩🇰
@@tiamia7139 ...Yep. This has a lot to do with perspective. I'll guess 9 out 10 adult americans know so little about Copenhagen. No caveman ever said, "I want electricity to run an air conditioner!"
"Donald Trump will not be ignored!" nice Fatal Attraction reference right there
"Lot of people want to work with Trump".
Mostly Fox News Hosts.
Future Fox Hosts...
Bolton will likely go back to being a Fox celeb.
That comment is on point 🤣
German here. Mr. President, we love you!
(The real one, that is .... The one that left in January 2017).
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You mean our real one. IQ 4.5 is not my president.
👏👏👏
Barack Obama
@@sharonmullins1957
The fucked up thing, tho, is that he is. Apparently we have enough racist, bigoted and just plain stupid people in enough states that he got elected. I would definitely vote to allow the west coast to becomes its own, independent country. Hawaii and alaska can come along, too. Maybe idaho. The rest will be harder decisions.
Omg! That horse bit is so hilarious that makes no sense at all. Also couldn’t stop laughing at the bed time story about the Chinese President. Colbert, thank you for giving us humor to uplift our spirits in this dark presidential era!
You can bet "Mike Pounds" is the nickname he uses to make fun of Pence.
Trump is a big fat orange Man baby he's a POS who cares about no one but himself and his money Russia has his money Putin and Kim is his lovers he's helping Putin destroy America
He didn’t say “Pounds”, he just said “Pence” really quick but the fake media is going to say otherwise 🙄.
Lord help us
Edit: I’m completely being sarcastic, Trump is a total moron.
Putting ‘pounds’ and ‘pence’ together is moving your VP a little too close to our currency (UK). We don’t want him anywhere near us, please.
Was it pounds or pounce?
when called out, he'll say he was not talking about pence, he'll tell mnuchin to go find some guy name mike pounds
...and the cow goes "Hi, I'm Kevin McCarthy"
He's not coherent! Who lets someone this ill stay employed?
Americans seem to think wealth and hucksterism indicates competence.
We the people. : \
Certainly no capitalistic corporation. But the TRAITORS just want someone who will sign bills.
Let us see if we can legally send them ALL to hell ASAP.
Trump is making Clint Eastwood talking to a chair look like a great GOP speech...
It was a great piece of performance art. Very creative and high concept. I don't know why people didn't see it. I think Eastwood is brilliant.
@@virginiaoflaherty2983He's a typical libertarian who drifts easily to the right (cause it's essentially where they started anyhow)... I think Eastwood is a grumpy old coot who directs over-rated movies, who used to be a nasty young coot who showed his respect for women by dipping his wick in whatever he fancied and destroying his former partner's career. But hey, different strokes for different folks, amirite?
J S1974 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love it
It's time to put Grandpa Trump in a retirement home.
@@virginiaoflaherty2983 yeah.. didn't really " make my day"
A 5-yr-old President! By God, do something America.
He acts just like a little boy. His condescending tweets are so childish.
Reggie Glubber TRUMP 2020!!!!
Trump 2020!!!! Arrested for obstruction. SWEEEEET.
7:45 “Chrissyanity” is that when you religiously worship Chrissy Teagan? 🤣🤣
OF COURSE it's fun...they spend all day laughing at him...!
"No more people, right? " Donnie, that's YOUR climate policy, not ours...
That Argentinean joke is way underrated. Nazi ancestors capital
USA has the KKK and neo nazis rallies with god damn tiki torches but somehow Argentina is the nazi country? I'm so done
@@NomeVeas Right after WWII, that's where a lot of Nazis fled to.
akinpaws this exactly this.
Whilst I appreciate sassy savage Stephen, I love the side of him which absolutely loses it when he messes up a joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
nbbim2012 Same.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did anyone pre-cringe when Colbert stated he did an impression of the president of China?? 😱
Didn't EVERYONE? I did, but it was an exhausted pre-cringe. I've just become so desensitized to that man.
Eric McBride I was like “please no.. please say he didn’t... please please pleeeease...” 😵
I braced myself 😩
3:45 it's odd but I think that is the first time I've ever seen Trump laugh.. when you think about it, it's kind of weird how seldom he laughs
BdR76 because he takes him self seriously. He thinks he’s talking perfect sense. He doesn’t realize how stupid he sounds and that no one else takes him literally.
BdR76. He doesn't need to laugh, hun... we all do that at...oops... for him!!!
He's that awful old white faced clown with the downturned mouth that traumatised and terrorized my nightmares every time I was dragged to the circus as a kid!
Move over Pennywise, you're old news! There's a much creepier clown in town these days... and this one paints his face orange and stalks the White House drains!!!
Coulrophobia rules in America....UGHHHH!!!
How can any sane, mature, calm person sit down and look to listen to this rambling dotard for a minute, let alone hours. It is beyond my capacity of comprehension.
Same way people watch docuseries on natural disasters, or serial killers.
@@contactkeithstack those are interesting at least, listening to him is just brain melting awful
contactkeithstack those have a narration. This idiot is the victim, the criminal and the witness.
Waryaa Wariiri, no, there really are 50 million idiot clueless Americans.
I use FF when tRump appears. I can't listen to his lies. Fast Forward is my friend.
Sinister Mike in the shadows, has been ready to pounce for the duration..... Freudian slip....
Are anybody else worried when he don’t remember vice presidents, his wifes or theyrs youngest sons names?
Trump: Lie, deny, deflect.
trump will be the world's greatest leader in history for telling lies !
In other words, be yourself.
#LDD2020
No more cows?? What? And how tf did we get to "no more people cause people are just like cows"??
... and the world was mocking Italy for Berlusconi! Ah, the sweet revenge!
U.S.A in 1990's: *Badass*
U.S.A today: Trump Kickstarts sharpie controversy.
USA was always a hoax country. They just happened to have global media working in their favor.
I'm German:
US President visits in the 90s: "Oh man, what an honour! Get everything ready! We got the 5-star chef lined up for the dinner? Good. We got the trip to the castle organized? What? He doesn't like castles? TEAR IT DOWN! Oh, and most important of all: Please tell me the pretzel supply line is secured. We'll need a constant stream of pretzels coming in for three days straight! Oh man, this'll be great!"
US President visits now: "Ugh. Okay... I guess... move all the cleaning products out of reach? We don't want him to drink one of those thinking it's Gatorade or something."
@@momon969 This, wow, this is unfortunately the type of difference in opinion I imagine is common in other countries in regards to Trump and his administration as opposed to those before him. Well, except Russia, then they probably await him with clipboard in hand willing to write whatever national interest secrets he happens to spew to Putin.
SpectroMan Thanks.
@@momon969 😂🤣😅🤣
Well said...
Totally the 'Idiocracy' movie come to life...
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It's fun (to get arrested) working for Donald Trump.
"Love that Mike Pounce, he's such a tiger - in fact, Mike why don't you go sit over there next to Dan and Kevin."
Stephen crushed me with ‘We have ALWAYS been Argentine!’ Well done!
yes, im sure working with a lunatic is fun, you get fired, go to jail, or end up quitting. so much fun
When I need a laugh I turn to Stephen Colbert 😂😂😂👏👏👏. You gett'em Stephen!!👏👏😂😂 " Mike Pounce" lol 😂😂
After watching the inspiring and AWSOME debate, I smell blood in the water folks!!! LET THE FEEDING FRENZY ON TRUMP HIS DELUSIONAL SUPPORTERS AND THE ENTIRE GOP BEGIN!!!!
Only narcissists/ego-manics talk about themselves in the third person.
ZER0
I once heard a joke, I think it was in relation to Edward VII; the only people who should refer to themselves as ‘we’, are kings, or a man with a tapeworm inside him.
Or red puppets with the mental capacity of a 5 year old.
Mike Pounce 😂😂 oh boy! This guy...this guy...Trump is one hell of an entertainer.
I was pretty sure the 'successful businessman' was gonna turn out to be his father.
Hopefully he's up to date with his vaccinations going to Baltimore because you heard somewhere that it was a rat and rodent infested mess. Can't remember who said it, but I'm sure that it was somebody with a very large "uh brain."
9 13 19 Hey specialpatrolgroup92, I think you forgot "a very stable genius" too? Be well. v
I love that he said he respects all of them 💙... then again he’s not well known for telling the truth 💔
If trump is such a great patriot, why didn't he raise money to get help for 9/11 first responders, especially those who have suffered from ailments and PTSD? It was his city after all.
Why should he, he is not drawing a salary. And the first responders apart from the fact that they had life insurance, they were paid really well to do the jobs they loved.
Just Human, Exactly! Great question!!
Pieter Niemandt, Und now, day arrh die ink, from exposure to materials found at Ground Zero.
@@traekas7228 Typically Americans. Once l heard a great American Democrat say" Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country". Seems those wise words are long forgotten. All the 🌎 can see in the deep state supporters is need, want and distribute. There is no more love. Only Antifa fascist anti Semites roaming certain areas. The Democrats have evil alternatives., and the 🌎 see that.
@@pieterniemandt1733 Damne; you people are freakin' deranged and delusional!
How sad is it that I was relieved at Trumps Xi impersonation. I was expecting something on the level of "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Grifftastic me too!
Oh god. So glad too.
Grifftastic
IMHO Trump's Mr. Yunioshi impression would somehow be even more offensive than the actual Mr. Yunioshi.
I've always thought Trump is orange because he is fading the longer he is away from hell.
Tanning booth and tanning lotion are in there somewhere. White "goggle eyes" give our little boy away.
Trump is going straight to heaven.
@@SuperSilence23 10 Ha
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He thinks it's fun to work for him, because he keeps hearing people laugh when ever he tells his stories.