"The scene where the spear went up one guy's ass and out his head? That was disgusting." Disgusting, and historically accurate. Count Vlad Dracula "The Impaler" of Wallachia was a different breed of monster. Mind you this was before the concept of "war crimes" was a thing, so people were just way more brutal during wartime, but even back then you had people that were telling dude to stop because making forests of impaled corpses on a battlefield was "too unethical". Like, we're talking genuine Dark Ages, and people were like "you're going too far, mate." That is BAD.
what is funny is that almost everyone thinks that Dracula is a monster because he is a vampire. Bran Stoker was inspired by to create Dracula from the life of Vlad. If vampires were real then the only thing that would be different about Vlad is that he would live longer. He was the perfect monster already.
@@angelrivera2339 Vlad's a monster for different reasons. Reason one: He's human. Reason 2: He kills people in the most creative and evil ways. Like forcing female victims to eat their own children or making multiple victims eat each other until no one is left. Blunt spear impalement is but the top of the iceberg with how Vlad kills people.
This man Cj really got Alucard sounding like Fleece Johnson, it’s both hilarious and scary at the same time because the impression is spot on bruh 😂😂😂 and the fact he even got Anderson sounding like an religious version of Stinkmeaner is hilarious
26:48- 27:03 Yeah, one he's a werewolf, which is confusing when his name is "Schrodinger." As in "Schrodinger's Cat..." That's why he's got the utterly busted "infinite possibilities" ability.
@Jayden G. Well Alucard did tell Integra when he got back to Hellsing manor that he was "everywhere and nowhere." and that "it's a conudrum." But yeah I didn't notice that detail on how Alucard's eyes are the same color as Schrodinger's. Meaning yeah, homie's still apart of Alucard... Yikes.
My Man! That scene with the spear going up the dude’s ass & out his mouth is from REAL LIFE! The real person Alucard (aka Dracula) is based off of was nicknamed Vlad, the Impaler. He was such a demon to Christians, they took his image & made him the father of all vampires. They sent an army to his city & the army never came back. So they sent a 2nd army & that group found the 1st group impaled on spears on the path to his city. He meant it as a deterrent for future conflicts, but they kept coming, so he kept stabbing! 😅
22:08- 22:17 Yeah I learned from wikipedia about Alucard's name around 2009 or so, which had me like:"So wait are you saying he's actually Dracula? The King of vampires? Ha!" Boy did I learn when I watched the final episode of Hellsing Ultimate around 2017 or so... I saw his attire and face, and was like:"Oh... Oh he really is Dracula! Holy crap!"
I said this on CJ's video, and I'mma say it hear:"Alucard wasn't a founding member of the round table. It's a good thing CJ's retconning this, because real talk, he should've been."
21:48- 21:54 Oh that's right you've only seen up to episode 6 of Hellsing Abridged. Yeah this happens in the final episode. This moment is why I felt Alucard should've been a founding member of the roundtable of Black Airforce Activity.
The nail was one of the stakes from the crucifix my boy. It's not super indepth of why but when Anderson stabbed himself some kind of magic got released in him turning him into Super Anderson with fkn hashirama wood release and shit. Spreadin the name of the lord is his ninja way.
Just like Alucard, I'm a booty warrior. It's just the booty I collect is mostly that of mental, digital, and physical constructs made in the image of fictional characters. Because irl harems are illegal and I highly doubt most true human women can tolerate me. But I still collect sexy artificial ass. I'm a warrior.
Who does that, you ask? Dracula. The ACTUAL real life Vlad Dracul Tsepes impaled people through the bowels (booty) and let them slide down until it came out their mouth. RL Dracula didn't F around my brother.
22:02
"How many Bodies have you consumed?"
Alucard: "How many Particles of Oxygen have you Inhaled in your lifetime?"
9:10 he hit him with the booty warrior slogan 🤣🤣🤣
"The scene where the spear went up one guy's ass and out his head? That was disgusting."
Disgusting, and historically accurate. Count Vlad Dracula "The Impaler" of Wallachia was a different breed of monster.
Mind you this was before the concept of "war crimes" was a thing, so people were just way more brutal during wartime, but even back then you had people that were telling dude to stop because making forests of impaled corpses on a battlefield was "too unethical".
Like, we're talking genuine Dark Ages, and people were like "you're going too far, mate."
That is BAD.
what is funny is that almost everyone thinks that Dracula is a monster because he is a vampire. Bran Stoker was inspired by to create Dracula from the life of Vlad. If vampires were real then the only thing that would be different about Vlad is that he would live longer. He was the perfect monster already.
"I know we all fucked up but you on something different man"
There's war crimes and then theirs's Vlad the Impaler. Vlad's cauldron of death is a thing. If you know, you know. Irl Dracula is definitely in Hell.
@@angelrivera2339 Vlad's a monster for different reasons. Reason one: He's human. Reason 2: He kills people in the most creative and evil ways. Like forcing female victims to eat their own children or making multiple victims eat each other until no one is left. Blunt spear impalement is but the top of the iceberg with how Vlad kills people.
This man Cj really got Alucard sounding like Fleece Johnson, it’s both hilarious and scary at the same time because the impression is spot on bruh 😂😂😂 and the fact he even got Anderson sounding like an religious version of Stinkmeaner is hilarious
😂😂 Cj was so on point bro
Foolish tv videos are really dope and very cool
@@Geraldd39 thank you fam🙏🙏
Alucard is HIM...but as the booty warrior too...nope that's just a new level of terrifying
😂😂
"Hey hire Kanye... He'll say it."
Me:"After what he said about Hitler recently, I believe that."
26:48- 27:03
Yeah, one he's a werewolf, which is confusing when his name is "Schrodinger." As in "Schrodinger's Cat..." That's why he's got the utterly busted "infinite possibilities" ability.
The TFS parody of the last episodes were damn near cinematic.
This was the best season finale video for the round table. I have literally waited so long for CJ to do a video on Alucard and he did a good job 😆😆😂😂😂
23:12
Now, now. Would you like to spoil you about that artifact that Anderson staked his own heart with? Because that's no ordinary spear.
I love how Alucard has Schrodinger's pink eyes at the end.
Homie's still in there.
@Jayden G.
Well Alucard did tell Integra when he got back to Hellsing manor that he was "everywhere and nowhere." and that "it's a conudrum."
But yeah I didn't notice that detail on how Alucard's eyes are the same color as Schrodinger's. Meaning yeah, homie's still apart of Alucard... Yikes.
My Man! That scene with the spear going up the dude’s ass & out his mouth is from REAL LIFE! The real person Alucard (aka Dracula) is based off of was nicknamed Vlad, the Impaler. He was such a demon to Christians, they took his image & made him the father of all vampires.
They sent an army to his city & the army never came back. So they sent a 2nd army & that group found the 1st group impaled on spears on the path to his city. He meant it as a deterrent for future conflicts, but they kept coming, so he kept stabbing! 😅
22:08- 22:17
Yeah I learned from wikipedia about Alucard's name around 2009 or so, which had me like:"So wait are you saying he's actually Dracula? The King of vampires? Ha!" Boy did I learn when I watched the final episode of Hellsing Ultimate around 2017 or so... I saw his attire and face, and was like:"Oh... Oh he really is Dracula! Holy crap!"
I said this on CJ's video, and I'mma say it hear:"Alucard wasn't a founding member of the round table. It's a good thing CJ's retconning this, because real talk, he should've been."
So what do you mean?
Bro legit had some ozzy Osborne looking fit when he went to Brazil, TFS had that shit right.
"Who does that?" Have you heard of Vlad the Impaler?😐
Alucard ain't nuttin to play with 😂🔥
Alucard: oh I know who you are Luke Valentine, but see Im boutta call you MY Valentine-
21:48- 21:54
Oh that's right you've only seen up to episode 6 of Hellsing Abridged. Yeah this happens in the final episode. This moment is why I felt Alucard should've been a founding member of the roundtable of Black Airforce Activity.
It's almost too bad that this came out when it did because you'll get spoiled on abridged but you'll get some original content from them too
Hear me out father Anderson
Father and the son
you might be on to something 🤔
🦖: Alucard is definitely the cheek collector... No joke, bruh... 🤣😭🤣
Bro police girl man sheesh🔥🔥🔥
17:45 Foolish should do a Gameplay of Slender on Stream, But Make it a Drinking Game for everytime he gets Jump Scared.
The nail was one of the stakes from the crucifix my boy. It's not super indepth of why but when Anderson stabbed himself some kind of magic got released in him turning him into Super Anderson with fkn hashirama wood release and shit. Spreadin the name of the lord is his ninja way.
I want that vampire remix song from when he 1st introduced Alucard
14:00 you gonna have to shoot me.
The shit you didn't see is from Hellsing Ultimate. You just watched the Abridged version.
“Daaamn, He shor that nigga in the mouth”
Is the funniest line
This video was CJ's magnum opus
Just like Alucard, I'm a booty warrior. It's just the booty I collect is mostly that of mental, digital, and physical constructs made in the image of fictional characters. Because irl harems are illegal and I highly doubt most true human women can tolerate me. But I still collect sexy artificial ass. I'm a warrior.
10:24- 10:29
Literally.
Walter be honest with me; how much collateral damage are we looking at here?
I just noticed he was using Amnesia The Dark Descent music
And Sonic Unleashed at some point
That's over 200 kills a day.
i just realized police girl a immortal virgin, that's gon hurt everytime
Anderson preach that sermon when he cones down the hall
He forgot to mention his damn tv that’s what pissed the most😂😂😂😂
That was a 70 inch plasma screen tv. *inhale* SO, how I can help YoU?
Wats up bro
whats good
Working hard to make this come out the same day
why is the download and clip tab taken off under the video ... this is the only video iv seen with this so thats why im askin
Who the hel is the guy in the background giving reiterations of the warrior dpeech
is that from boondocks the booty warrior
Who does that, you ask? Dracula. The ACTUAL real life Vlad Dracul Tsepes impaled people through the bowels (booty) and let them slide down until it came out their mouth. RL Dracula didn't F around my brother.
Bro Anderson is Stinkmeaner
Was sub and dub background different? I watched this show in dub and all of the first scene happened inside a church
I think you watched the 2001 Hellsing
@@mr-saiya-jin so there’s 2 versions?
In a way, yeah from what I know.
So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reberter is fine as f
Rebeker is fine as f
I was dying crying