people say "always expect the unexpected", but the expected is expected so its unexpected so then you expect the unexpected and it becomes expected and so you can never expect the unexpected
“If apple made a car, would it still have windows?” “Why is it when you move something with a car, it’s called shipment, but when you move something with a boat, it’s called cargo?”
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner? If you toast bread in a toaster, does that make you the toaster? If you’re waiting for the waiter, does that make you the waiter? So..many…questions….
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting
It's cuz being tall is desirable so even when a lot of people ask you to help them reach for things, it's still a compliment. But on the opposite, if you ask a short person (who is probably already very self-conscious and sad about their height) to pick up something from the ground, it's offending :)))
As a deaf person, I was taking a nap, so I took my implants off, and when I woke up, I sat there for a few mins and someone was yawning, and I thought they were screaming, and then I started panicking bc I thought we were gonna crash but I looked back at everyone else and no one else was “screaming”
Maybe it's just because you woke up and your mind was still in cobwebs but wouldn't a million other clues key you in? Like the skin not being flushed or the hands not tensed. Or any of the many other signs of someone in serious stress. The typically bored and lethargic movements of a yawning person would not lend itself well to a flight or fight instinct kicking in.
You do realize teaching is a job right? When a person does a job they have defined duties. The defined duties of a teacher are to teach certain subjects to a certain number of students or classes. This is no by means light or easy work. Depending on the teaching contract, a teacher may be teaching all the subjects, which is common in primary or elementary schools. It may mean teaching one of two subjects to many students or classes. Which is common to elementary or primary schools.
"If you have a headache, and someone asks you "How is your headache" and you say "Better", Does that mean that the pain is more than before coz pain being better means more pain"
@@tangerine101 💀 Idk what I wrote it's something that I understand but explaining is difficult 💀 Pain being better means it's just more pain so I thought of it like that hope you understand now 💀
well it's a lie and then his nose grows which means the statement was the truth and his nose shouldn't have grown so will it un-grow?? then it would be a lie again wouldn't it
@@its_melodystar let lie be x and the truth after lie be y So when lie becomes truth that means we'll subract it so that nose comes down then we'll do x-y which is equal to the nose then you simplify this equation and here's how you do it x=nose -y so x is nose which is equal to the nose subtracted from truth that mean nose gets reduced hence no change so the answer would be the nose itself...it will have no change... Sorry if l wasted your time 😊
“Why are building called building if they are already built?” Edit:1 thank you so much for almost 300 likes! Edit2: thank you so much for 600 likes! Edit 3: THANK TOU I NEVER GOT THIS MANY I LOVE YOU ALL
@ii_pxnguin Lmao! You really think deaf people are that dumb in not to being able to tell the difference between a yawn and a scream? Get the f out of here. I’ve seen your comments all over and each comment you put in just makes you seem dumb and dumber each moment that goes by. And by the way, I’m a deaf person….and all your “factual” comments are lies. Stop misleading people and making up shit.
@@Lyric369 Umm... Deaf ppl are not blind, or afraid of mirrors and other reflectant surfaces, or vampires or ghosts... They're just deaf. Also, they can still “feel” the yawning in themselves; feel as their mouths open wide. I'm pretty sure of it. Still, Idk if they can really tell when someone else is yawning and when they are screaming. Maybe by the expression in the rest of the face.
If you say ‘I’m always lying’ that means you’re lying right now, which means you’re not always lying, which means that that wasn’t a lie. It’s just a circle
A negating descriptor attached to itself will always do that and is thus never correct or incorrect. It is a non sequitur. The descriptor needs to be attached to something else for it to have meaning. "I am lying" is a meaningless statement unless attached to another statement. A positive descriptor has the same problem but a more convenient solution. Simple negation. "I am telling the truth" "No you are not" Either way, not a circle, a dead end. I swear I'm really a lot of fun at parties.
what if when we die, we automatically respawn and are reborn as another person in the next life. and the reason why we cry a lot as babies is bc we're remembering our previous lives. but when we grow older, we tend to forget our previous lives but they're still there with us. but only certain people will fully remember their past lives bc they were probably a special person in their past life
This low-key happened to me 😀 I'm always telling my mom how when I was younger I used to plant sunflowers but my mom said "you never planted any type of flowers though.." and I kept trying to tell her but then she said "you're literally allergic to sunflowers" and I sat there for hours wondering how I planted the flowers then
I saw a comment a few comments above you and it said that they were deaf, and they woke up from a nap and saw someone yawning and thought they were screaming and then they looked around and no one else was screaming
@@missyidontgiveacrap9939 i never said i believe it i was just saying that someone commented that and maybe it's true for some people but i wouldn't know and I'm glad i made someone laugh today.
As a girl who has a deaf sister she can tell the difference between a yawn and a scream BUT... I sometimes pretend to scream (so I'm not actually screaming I just act as if I am) and she would scream too hahaha
"If you sweat in a sweater, arent you the sweater?"
THIS NEEDS MORE ATTENTION HONESTLY
LOL 😂
Edit 1: WOW 10 likes that’s the most I have gotten lol
YES-
I made ur comment likes to 123 😮
Haha I’ve heard that one!
" If a fly can no longer fly, is it called a walk? "
No its called dead
@@riyathadani0 😂😂😂lmao
@@riyathadani0 there's a thing called broken wings ... Damaged muscles.
According to the impossible quiz. Yes
@@riyathadani0 Bruh 😂
“If you’re cleaning the shower, isn’t the shower taking a shower?”
Dammm underrated comment
people say "always expect the unexpected", but the expected is expected so its unexpected so then you expect the unexpected and it becomes expected and so you can never expect the unexpected
MY HEAD 💀💀💀
My dad and my brothers brains broke when I told them this 😂😂😂
I don’t know how I read that
Please stop, ma brain hurts😅😢
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
If two vegans are arguing is it still considered beef ?🧐🤨🤔💀
If you knew what i read instead of "vegans"......
@@camilla753 I know .
Well, vegan beef exists, so you could call it a vegan beef.
Hell yeah
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies but you cook bacon and bake cookies🤔
Wow😂
🤯
Lmao
*Mind blown*
Mind-blowing
“How do you throw away a garbage can?”
Yeet it at ur neighbor
lol 😂
Yes 😂
How do the neighbours throw it?.....
It's a.... a question......
Omg lol I swear why does everyone is so rude to their neighbors😭🤣 this comment sounds like my dad👀
Another way is to throw it in your or a dumpster and the other Ppl can just deal with is :)
“If apple made a car, would it still have windows?”
“Why is it when you move something with a car, it’s called shipment, but when you move something with a boat, it’s called cargo?”
In all honesty, lol this was my reaction: 😯 🤯
OH MH LORD MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIEEE!!
You park in a driveway and drive on the parkway.
Blew my mind
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm the guardian of the galaxy"
That sounds cool tho-
How did the shoes get off of Cindrella's feet if they actually fit her in the end?
bro got me thinking😳
Lmao
she grew her feet in a day
@@GamingKozumeand how did nobody else in Cinderella's ENTIRE town have the same shoe size as Cinderella
@@Jily_StanCUZ ITS A FAIRYTALE!! IT IS ILLEGAL FOR A FAIRYTALE TO MAKE SENSE.
“When your parents say don’t talk to strangers how do you make friends?”
Fr
Good point
Damn... Why I never thought about it 😂
How do you talk to ur teacher also?😊
Wait......
THEN WHAT IS HALLOWEEN!????
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
If you toast bread in a toaster, does that make you the toaster?
If you’re waiting for the waiter, does that make you the waiter?
So..many…questions….
If you sweat in a sweater aren't you the sweater ?
@@SamSam-ng8dz stolen from top comment
@The Biscuit top comment is also stolen
Oh then in this sence....
If we ride a bike ain't the bike riding 😂🤣
@@justlivinglife6315 yea
When you write "no caption needed" on a photo, does that not count as a caption?
Tell em
I know right
This means the "no caption needed" caption was not needed
I've always wondered this 🤔💭
@@TheRecipeGuy same
Our dogs listen to us talk all day, but if they talk for more than a minute we tell them to shut up
Bc they dont actually talk they bark😭😭 if they actually talked i wouldnt shut them up lmao...
IM SO SRRY IF I MESSED UP THE JOKE
wait that’s actually sad ;-;
@@lvyubarking is their form of talking, think of it like another language
I’ve seen your pfp on a discord server lol
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting
🤦🏽♀️ 😆
True
🤣🤣
It's cuz being tall is desirable so even when a lot of people ask you to help them reach for things, it's still a compliment. But on the opposite, if you ask a short person (who is probably already very self-conscious and sad about their height) to pick up something from the ground, it's offending :)))
It's simply because being tall in our society is a standard but being short isn't
"If animals are cold blooded, can they have a WARM HEART?"
As a deaf person, I was taking a nap, so I took my implants off, and when I woke up, I sat there for a few mins and someone was yawning, and I thought they were screaming, and then I started panicking bc I thought we were gonna crash but I looked back at everyone else and no one else was “screaming”
I can relate
@@izzyillas-lamarche5364 that’s cool!
Maybe it's just because you woke up and your mind was still in cobwebs but wouldn't a million other clues key you in? Like the skin not being flushed or the hands not tensed. Or any of the many other signs of someone in serious stress. The typically bored and lethargic movements of a yawning person would not lend itself well to a flight or fight instinct kicking in.
@@Snipergoat1 you don't get it 🤦🏿♀️
@@Snipergoat1 No- Deaf is when you can’t hear- it’s not due to stress- I was born with hearing loss.
The one where they said "Bruh, if your security at a Samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?" Got me 🤣
Took me a while to get it, lol.
Why are prisoners given foods and water🙄 but homeless people didn’t?!😭😭❤️
Very unrated
Comment.💯😉
👍
Because prisoners have a home called the prison and homeless people don't
I guess it's because if you lock people away from food and water, you are torturing and killing them.
its called freedom.
“If a teacher can’t teach all subjects, then why do all students have to learn all subjects?”
Frrrrr
😮
You do realize teaching is a job right?
When a person does a job they have defined duties. The defined duties of a teacher are to teach certain subjects to a certain number of students or classes. This is no by means light or easy work. Depending on the teaching contract, a teacher may be teaching all the subjects, which is common in primary or elementary schools. It may mean teaching one of two subjects to many students or classes. Which is common to elementary or primary schools.
this is literally a joke. and i alr know that.
:000
How do we award Miss Universe, without actually competing with nominees from other planets n galaxies?!
Dude I mean just WHY ???? 😂😂😂
Bruh actually... Other planetes are also invited for it.... But They Refuses to come... ✨
@@firedkinsen9150 😆👍
@@firedkinsen9150 so unanimously Miss Earth is Miss Universe.. then how come we have a separate Miss Earth award??😀😀
@@firedkinsen9150 does that mean miss universe is not actually the deserving but was left with the only choice.
"hey,what do you do now?"
"I'm a guardian of a galaxy-"
Have you met Darth Vader before?🤣
Lets be honest when she said “when we yawn do deaf people think were screaming?” We all yawned to test that out
Underrated comment! 😂
No I just imagined
That one friend who reads shower thoughts 24/7
That's me bro
Meeee
Did You Know That “Desserts” Is “Stressed” Spelled Backwards 😯
@Avalynn Smith hahhaa
@Avalynn Smith nah wrong way wround
omg bc when ur stressed u eat desserts!!
@@serena1067 well in my opinion you should 😆
that's smart o.o
"If you have a headache, and someone asks you "How is your headache" and you say "Better", Does that mean that the pain is more than before coz pain being better means more pain"
My head 😩
@@superiorpanda6449 How is your headache?
@@rojanehru3843 Lmao 💀
I’ve been trying to read this for the past 10 minutes 💀
@@tangerine101 💀
Idk what I wrote it's something that I understand but explaining is difficult 💀
Pain being better means it's just more pain so I thought of it like that hope you understand now 💀
"If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty"
“If you teach the teacher aren’t you the teacher?”🤪🤔
What if Pinocchio says, “my nose will grow?”
well it's a lie and then his nose grows which means the statement was the truth and his nose shouldn't have grown so will it un-grow?? then it would be a lie again wouldn't it
@@its_melodystar let lie be x and the truth after lie be y
So when lie becomes truth that means we'll subract it so that nose comes down then we'll do x-y which is equal to the nose then you simplify this equation and here's how you do it x=nose -y so x is nose which is equal to the nose subtracted from truth that mean nose gets reduced hence no change so the answer would be the nose itself...it will have no change...
Sorry if l wasted your time 😊
Is this what my brother calls a paradox?
@@ilovereading1525 Yep
A guy called GabeSweats made a pretty good video on this, you should watch it.
“If your waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?” WAIT WAIT THATS TRUE AND A GOOD QUESTION
Stop making me wait for the answer
@@tomsmith6513 LMAO
XDDDDDDDDD.
@@tomsmith6513 we're the waiters now 😭
@@Lalaaa62792 I thought you were my classmate- I have one called Reema lol
“ please stop my brain hurts”😂😂🤣🤣” does that make his guardian of the galaxy”😂😂😂
*Bro made my own brain hurt.😭*
This is my brain whenever I have to concentrate or do something important 😂
Exactly me 🤣🤣🤣
Yep. Or I am like 'Oh crap since when did we have a floor?' And then I stare it it for 10 minutes before zoning back in 😮💨
@@sVicid3_tapE Yh lmaooo
@@Vam_Adri2000 😂
@@footyeditz7110 Yea. Sad.
“Why are building called building if they are already built?”
Edit:1 thank you so much for almost 300 likes!
Edit2: thank you so much for 600 likes!
Edit 3: THANK TOU I NEVER GOT THIS MANY I LOVE YOU ALL
Oh my god!! 😂😂😂😭
Lol they should be builts
@@fanpagepipes218 Verry true
I asked this to my friend a lot in middle school and they were really sick of me asking it again and again so.........
They can add more floors to the "building" if they wanna so.. they are not called built, instead building👍
When we yawn, deaf people might actually think we are screaming.
"if u dust with a duster, aren't you the duster?"
“Please stop, my brain hurts”
Bro same my brain can’t take anymore
The “How do you throw away a trash can” kinda messed me up 😂🤣
You yeet it at ur neighbor
Ok but these low key make so much sense 💀
Some serious voice crack there😂
"If we remove all laws there will be no more crime!"
True
How😮??????????????????????????????????????????
@@hubiiskufilaan2466You can't break a law that doesn't exist, so no criminals.
So the government literally causes all crime!
Me at the middle of the night with my sister:
🤣 yup
Its 4 am in my country 😳
@@selasam5225 Right now 11:00 a.m
@@Ning2isninginginaespalivesngin not in my country
yup
THE HOW DO YOU THROW AWAY A GARBAGE CAN IS MAKING ME RETHINK LIFE OML
Deaf people yawn too so they would know you aren’t screaming 😭
@ii_pxnguin
Oh for f sake 🙄 this is the most ignorant comment I have ever seen.
@ii_pxnguin
Lmao! You really think deaf people are that dumb in not to being able to tell the difference between a yawn and a scream? Get the f out of here. I’ve seen your comments all over and each comment you put in just makes you seem dumb and dumber each moment that goes by. And by the way, I’m a deaf person….and all your “factual” comments are lies. Stop misleading people and making up shit.
But they don’t hear themselves yawning so they don’t know what it sounds like
@@Lyric369 Umm... Deaf ppl are not blind, or afraid of mirrors and other reflectant surfaces, or vampires or ghosts... They're just deaf. Also, they can still “feel” the yawning in themselves; feel as their mouths open wide. I'm pretty sure of it. Still, Idk if they can really tell when someone else is yawning and when they are screaming. Maybe by the expression in the rest of the face.
They'd notice you aren't scrounging your eyebrows & your face & body isn't as tense to be screaming
"Ma'am this is a Wendy's "
If you say ‘I’m always lying’ that means you’re lying right now, which means you’re not always lying, which means that that wasn’t a lie.
It’s just a circle
This took my like 5 mins to read and understand💀
@@jenniferkleinschmit5303 I still don’t understand it
@@WillSolace27 the only part I dont understand is the part after the last comma
A negating descriptor attached to itself will always do that and is thus never correct or incorrect. It is a non sequitur. The descriptor needs to be attached to something else for it to have meaning. "I am lying" is a meaningless statement unless attached to another statement. A positive descriptor has the same problem but a more convenient solution. Simple negation. "I am telling the truth" "No you are not" Either way, not a circle, a dead end.
I swear I'm really a lot of fun at parties.
@@Snipergoat1 lol
“if you are acting strange, aren’t you the stranger?????????????????”
“How do you throw away a trash can?”
“Get a bigger trash can”
but how do you throw away that one ? 😂
“Oh you’re just gonna keep talking…alright”😂
Everything is honestly just weird in English but like other languages has other words so sometimes this just confuse me to the universe lol
“You can never stand backwards on stairs”
That last one is one to think about 👁️👄👁️
If you punch yourself real hard.. are you weak or are you strong? 😳
This comment is so underrated
what if when we die, we automatically respawn and are reborn as another person in the next life. and the reason why we cry a lot as babies is bc we're remembering our previous lives. but when we grow older, we tend to forget our previous lives but they're still there with us. but only certain people will fully remember their past lives bc they were probably a special person in their past life
Thankyou for wasting my time
This low-key happened to me 😀 I'm always telling my mom how when I was younger I used to plant sunflowers but my mom said "you never planted any type of flowers though.." and I kept trying to tell her but then she said "you're literally allergic to sunflowers" and I sat there for hours wondering how I planted the flowers then
i- u got me thinking- i needa rethink my life now
There's just no way every baby was special. Just think of how many useless people exist right now. I know from experience!
How es leaves is so funny and goofy. I love it😍😍❤️
"If we put the dishes in the dish washer, arent we the dish washer?"
This is everyone after taking one philosophy class
The yawn one is soooo true😩
My sleep deprivation not letting me process what is being said: 👁👄👁
This trick can make a kidnapper want to give u back to your parents 😂😂😂😂😂
When human fall in love, they feel butterfly in their stomach, if butterfly in love, does they feel human in their stomach??
Wait a minute…Wait! WHAT THE HELL!?@#$%^&*
🤣🤣🤣
@@JaneP09 ikr 😂😂
@@bakontriangles6497 😂😂
@@yukidoki4420 wait a sec. But a freaking hooman is million times bigger then a butterfly lmfao
Deaf people actually don’t think you’re screaming when u yawn…there’s a huge difference in body language. 👍
It is a joke party pooper🎉💩 🚽
I saw a comment a few comments above you and it said that they were deaf, and they woke up from a nap and saw someone yawning and thought they were screaming and then they looked around and no one else was screaming
@@ashleyluna4497
The fact that you actually believe that makes me 😂
@@missyidontgiveacrap9939 i never said i believe it i was just saying that someone commented that and maybe it's true for some people but i wouldn't know and I'm glad i made someone laugh today.
Pls stop, my brain hurt😂😂😂😂
Those questions actually make sense 😂
These are the kind of people I want to get high with lol 😂
“Why aren’t iPhone chargers just called apple juice” Me:well then you could say I need apple juice
But what if you want the drink and you have an iPhone with you and you ask someone "Can I have an apple juice?"?
Wow pure talent. Give that lip a award. It's only thing that deserves it.
Oh! I'd only....... 😍
Blind people in the 80s may still think we are wearing 80s fashion
What a mixed blessing!
Ahaha 🤣 I'm gonna show this to my girlfriend, oh wait 💀
"oh wait I don't have a girlfriend" complete your sentence💀
@@eternal_vibezs I'll draw a picture for you next time if that one wasn't on a plate enough for you
No but fr I never realized this all, my mind is messed-up now.
"Bro, if oranges are orange, then isn't an orange an orange?"
"Bro, if you eat cereal, are you a cereal killer?"
This is me in school working on a test my teacher asking questions me in my head: MY BRAIN HURTS
Screaming and yawning have different facial expressions.
This is me when I actually think
The garbage can one really got me lol
For some people: when you yawn your mouth is an oval but for when you scream your mouth turns to a circle.
Not all the time
Dude, the whole world just decided that red means anger and yellow means happiness😦
As a girl who has a deaf sister she can tell the difference between a yawn and a scream BUT... I sometimes pretend to scream (so I'm not actually screaming I just act as if I am) and she would scream too hahaha
The guardian of the galaxy joke straight up reminded me of cyno's va
why did the 3rd question made me think of the sound “they call themselves the guardian of the galaxy” 😭💀
We want more of this series 😀
If shorts are called shorts, then why are pants not called longs?
THE LIP SYNCING IS JUST CHEFS KISS!
"If you work as security in samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?" MADE MY DAY
Y do we call our Answer Sheets “Answer Copies ” when we literally can’t Copy the answers in them ?!🧐😅
I can’t yawn properly without laughing again 😂
Technically for the first one when we scream we have different tacos expressions from when we yawn😁
"If you cook in a cooker, aren't you a cooker?"
No
My brain
Hurts
All of these are the questions I’d ask to my friends..
POV: their smart, and their dad jokes. Yet the plot twist is it’s not a DAD joke-
"If you live in rock house 🏡 and your ur dumb and strong"
"Aren't you the rock"
The exact questions that keep me awake at night
“When you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren’t you the vacuum cleaner?”
Underated thought
Ginny and Georgia
“But the waiter is called the waiter because he’s waiting for his pay check 💀💀”
My mind at two am when I'm trying to sleep
when ppl say " no comment" at a comment section, do they comment or not? 🤔
They.... do, my head💀💀😖
Incredibly thoughtful.... U r brilliant buddy philosopher
As a deaf person, I can say that we understand the difference from a yawn and a scream.
I sent this whole video (in text) to my friend.
You left out the best part. 😲
@@FlatOnHisFace ..Huh?