The WORST Tattoos EVER
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My 14 year old son impressed me with his tattoo idea. He wants a QR code and when it's scanned, the person scanning it gets Rick rolled. I'm so proud of my son.
I LOVE IT
What if they put the video down and now it’s a random QR code that takes you to nothing.
Your son is a genius. I- I have no words for this masterpiece
I'm proud of your son too
i am very proud of your son to, you need to reward him for his big brain moment UvU
If Kris becomes a News Presenter, believe it or not I'm becoming an Ardent watcher of those daily bs. My goddess can never be wrong🙇🏻♀️
True
T r u e
I agree
IKRRRE
So true
Me thinking she’s rating it on how much she would want to get it me realizing that she actually rating it of of how regrettable it is
She said that in the begging 🤨
@@maskarade4539 did you just like your own comment 🤓
@@maskarade4539 BFFR, your liking your own comment? That’s sad frl.
Like no offense does no one know how to spell begining 😭
@@CitrusVR-GORILLATAG it was spelling error? Stop tryna be smart frl, your not.
I want to know more about that child's drawing of a fairy (5thh tattoo I believe). I feel like there's a good story behind that one.
The "Untitled Goose" stealing Eeyore's tail is _freaking_ adorable!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW-
I just realized the bow on his tail its a reference to the bow on the statue in the GAME
I feel like Kris missed the joke for the 2nd tattoo. She wanted to say be yourself, so she got a tattoo saying don't wear a mask (that hides you). And she got it right before covid and mask mandates haha
That's really unfortunate timing...
Yeah, i dont thi k it was about covid masks…..thats hilariously bad timing though
Ohhhhhh, that went right over my head too lol
@@captainwatson1652 it is hahaha
@@captainwatson1652 ....................k.k.......
“10 being the worst 1 being decent” that is so unreasonably confusing and I love it
I know right! I got so confused a few times there
Yeah, since when is 10 out of 10 bad?
nor bro me too- 💀💀
When I'm going to bed I stay up all night watching Kris because she's amazing and I love how she gives awkward compliments
LOL
SAME ALL DAY LOL
I LOVE your profile pic
same!!! I have o get up at 8 tmrw and then go to a sleepover, and it's currently 1:36 am... I'mma go to bed...
Not me thinking it was Michal Jackson at 11:25
fun fact: a “kris” is a type of dagger (a type of weapon that looks like a knife) that signifies heroism so it’s a bit ironic that kris got hurt by the one thing her nickname represents
Kris is deadly
@@MossPathway deadly stunning 😮💨🤌
Today has been one of those days. Needed some laughs for sure. Thank you Kris for everything you do and for making us all laugh. We appreciate it more than you know girl!
Same here
Haha yeah i agree i love kris ;3
Same
I agree
Kris saying "10/10!" To that fairy thing was the best think I’ve heard today, and it wasn’t even meant in that way 😂
"That's like defacing property but it's your child" had me laughing crying, made me fall off my bed, and rolling on the FREAKING floor
I love how you never forget to compliment us. However, we need to start complimenting you! I love your outfit and how it matches the background! ❤️
Agreed
Yeah that's so sweet!💕 She is always so kind to us!❤
Agreed
I love when she compliment us that's why I want to compliment her the queen
Yesss, I agree!!
The opening part where Kris reports like a real reporter is LIT!!! 100% so powerful. I thought I'm in a wrong channel but it is good to have something new on your videos Kris..you nailed it again ☝️☝️💯
Agreed. Best intro ever! :-)
Kris makes everyone feel good about them selfs it realy helps my self confidence
I love how she rate’s it on how bad it is the score goes up and how good it is the score goes down 😂❤
4:44 That Is My All Time Favorite Meme ✨“The Dog Of Wisdom” ✨
As someone with tattoos, you can't really judge to much if the tattoo is going good mid tattoo session because there's some blood and lots of residue ink all over the tattoo area so it's a bit hard to see.
fair enough!
As a 15 year old with one tattoo I WAS NEVER TOLD TATTOOS BLEED WHILE GETTING IT DONE so anyway I was terrified when I saw blood mixed with ink getting my tattoo
@@puppy-say-moomoo2774 yes they only bleed a little bit if your artist isn't to heavy handed , that's why you should eat a good meal and drink plenty of water before a session
@@moriahsmart6997 mine was bleeding a lot but I don’t really care cause my tattoo looks awesome also I didn’t know you should eat before you get it I didn’t eat at all I just ate after the I got the tattoo I was drinking alot of water but how does eating and drinking help the tattoo?
@@puppy-say-moomoo2774 it's to keep your sugar levels up because your adrenaline shoots up when in pain which can make you a bit whoozy and being hydrated just helps in general with the stress on your body.
I apprenticed at a tattoo shop in my early 20's and everyone was kinda laughing about another artist's appointment that was on their way in. They kept calling her "Glade". The girl shows up, and that's obviously not her name, but I catch a glimpse of the tattoo one of the artists was going to attempt to cover up and it all made sense. It was an electrical socket (very horribly done) and it was placed as far into her buttcrack as it could go without encroaching on the 'exit', if you know what I mean. So yeah, it was a joke about the commercial, "Glade: plug it in, plug it in". Yikes.
Was this a drunk tattoo she got? I can’t imagine anyone would get that sober.
@@nerdygoth1688 absolutely could have been. Given the location of the shop, I wouldn't have been surprised
@@nerdygoth1688yah, you’d think… you have too much faith in people when it comes to tats hah
That's not a drunk tattoo, that's a crack tattoo (I deserve a prize for this pun)
Kris, I love you so much!!! Every single video that I've binge watched in the past month, you have made me feel so much better about myself!!!! Don't ever change your intros!!! I love it that you compliment us in literally every video!!!! OH and the only 2 small tats that I've got, is a small heart on my left hand to represent how I wear my heart on my sleeve, and then I have the semicolon symbol on my right hand and it represents that my story isn't over yet, because I've tried to unalive myself and God kept saying no, it's not your time yet, and now I'm so happy and content with my life!! I've got my confidence back and my self esteem!!! Thank you, Kris, love ya!!!
It’s called “Wisdom dog” lol I had it stuck in my head for a week and kept responding to my friends like that ( 4:48 )
Who all agrees she's the person who makes our day better by complimenting us and making us happy through her videos?😆
Me, I can agree
Guaranteed to get likes. No one can resist.
Yep dude, you are always right my sis
@@varshaanitha6741 ❤ thank you sistaaa
@@jellyanya2140 😆
I love that Kris thinks feet are gross. I have feet too ugly for even a mother to love so I can totally relate. Found a kindred spirit!💕
On the 5th tattoo, I’m choosing to believe it’s not a fail. It’s just a child’s drawing that a parent so lovingly got memorialized on their arm. Looking at it that way, it’s actually kind of cute 🥰 except for the overly pronounced chest. That’s a little uncomfortable lol.
Kris literally such a queen!!! But can we take a second to talk about how 1/10 is good and 10/10 is bad, it really threw me for a loop the whole video 😂
Fr
I was thinking the same
Sorry Kris but yeah. Yah know I love ya, but 10 out of 10 should be gooooood.
Here endeth the rant.
Love the girl to death, but so triggered by this XD.
Finally!
The duck in question at 2:54 was actually the goose from Untitled Goose Game (yes that's the real name of the game lol)
I love UGG
I was pooping💩 when Kris said (Kris): *You make my Palm swet when I look at you.* XD😂🤣.
I always love how she compliments us in each video
2:37 - Kris saying "is she... *insert adorable Kris mumbling here* ... blowing hiiiis ju-"
me here thinking that it was a murderer who cut off the head of some poor victim.
2:29 actually
she makes my days better since she compliments us in every way
"Kris, you are pretty!" 😂
11:44 bro pulled out the small intestine
kris always makes my day shes so nice and funny i love her I LOVE HOW SHE COMPLIMENTS EVERYONE IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO (i hope her hand gets healed quick)
these are the most likes i have EVER gotten
kris, is such a comfort person to be around, like no matter what the situation is she'll make you smile and comfort you
I agreee ✨💕☺️
Kris has helped me feel better after bad news about my friend, a cancer patient
🙇♀️ 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
@@AlexMarsCreates22 I am sorry
Not even 30 seconds in and she has already made me smile. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE TH-camR KMK!
1:38 if I ever get a tattoo its gonna be something like this
i believe in compliments that kris gives us at the very beginning of every single video supremacy, MISS MAAM, U COMPLETE MY DAY 💳💥💳💥💳💥
can we all agree that kris makes our day!🥰 her compliments are the best😊💗
I LUV HER TOO
POV: you arent allowed to have tattoos in your country/religion but you just love watching kris react to horrible/funny tattoos
I tattooed a heart on my ankle with pen ink when I was in the children's shelter as a foster child, and then later got a real, live tattoo artist to put an ICP hatchetman in the middle of it because I was dating a juggalo at like 19 and I wanted him to think I was cool. Now I'm just hoping to get the money to get it redone as a Sailor Moon compact type heart to cover the design with a Hermes wing attached to it.
Am I gonna watch a kallmekris video when I have to study for my exams? Hell yeah!
I just got really sick at school, threw up a few times. As soon as I got home I turned on KallmeKris, and felt better quickly! Kris, you make me so happy and I'm always fired up for your new videos! Thank you for being such a kind, loving, and overall AWESOME person! Have a good day/night!
Feel better soon!
Feel better soon 🥰
Thank you guys for all the support! I'm feeling a lot better today! I'm about to go ride my horse, so that says something! Have a great day/night!
@@localrancher4146 you too!
7:31 all you need is cheese and you have summoned a demon named
Yuga aoyama
6:36 real terry moment (in the netflix show brroklyn 99 there is a character called terry who loves suspenders and since its one of the best series i felt the need to mention it)
9:40 lol when I had cancer at 15, I was gonna get a guy weedwacking my scalp if I lost my hair.
Kris NEVER fails to put a smile on my face. She is an amazing person and should be protected at all cost.
Sidenote:one of her tags says KrisCollins, I actually grew up with a girl named Christy Collins, the absolute ONLY time my full first name, (Christiana), was ever used was at her house so we would know which Chrissie C. her mom was talking to 😂
2nd Side Note: I feel like I could be in this video as I have a tattoo in between my shoulder blades of two feminine eyes, (long dark eyelashes, the suggestion of eyeliner, etc.), one of them is open, the other closed; my best friend has the same thing in the same place. The only difference is the eyes on my back are hazel/green, (the color of my bff's eyes), and the eyes on her back are blue, (my eye color), and the symbolism/meaning behind them is that I'm always watching her back and she's always watching mine. We also have butterflies on the inside of our left wrists, but the body of the butterfly is a lavender ribbon, lavender is the blanket ribbon for all types of cancer.
Those are great tattoos tho!
@@AmethystDraws. awww thanks, we both still love them and they're definitely conversation starters.
@@tianamariee6287 yea I bet they are, it would be cool to have a tattoo that goes with my best friend
@@AmethystDraws. it really is and neither of them were planned ahead of time. Both times we were randomly driving by a tattoo shop and were just like f**k it, let's get matching tattoos 😂. They're even more special now cuz she lives like 5 hours away from me.
Why do these sound so beautiful though
ngl those lawn mower tatts I honestly found hilarious!!! I loved them!!
By far…
The BEST Kallmekris video intro I’ve seen yet! Wow, Kris you’ve really outdone yourself 😆
favorite female ever, love watching you kris you’re always a joy
❤️
I just love how in each video kris comes up with a new and creative way to make the vid more engaging and funny. Love you Kris!🥰😍
I like how she puts 10/10 for not getting it but 1/10 to get it 😂😂
One of my greatest joys is a collection of Eeyore coffee mugs I searched for during Disney visits. I use them every day.
Thank you Kris for putting a smile on our face every week.🤗
@Boluga I know right
Exactly
I’m pretty sure we can all agree that no matter what she does in a video she will always make our day better lol 😂 and if Kris becomes a News Presenter I would be watching the news 24/7 lol!
@@kallmekris 4:50 is the dog JOE
@@kallmekris hiiiii ahhhh I lava ur vidssss
Kris: *in very quiet tone, super close to the screen* “Tell me I'm pretty.“
Me: “Kris, you are beautiful, and are the prettiest being I have ever seen.“
I just got a kitten today and we love watching your videos. She literally stairs at my phone.😂❤😂
I promise this is a compliment: I can’t sleep at night sometimes, and kris’ videos are what help me fall asleep at night because she’s such a comfort person. I love you Kris! Thank youuu
Same, I'm watching this at 11:42 am . I love her vids
Same I get nightmares because of my anxiety and her videos help a lot
"That's like defacing property but it's your child" actually made me burst out laughing. So glad I stumbled on this channel, you are gosh darn hilarious
Love ur channel name✨😂
*Kris you are a queen like actuallyyyyy*
*You lighten up my day*
Kris saying "You make my palms sweaty every time I look at you because you're so attractive" will be my new ring tone.
Me to myself: "parasocial relationships aren't healthy"
Also me: "omg kris I love you 😍"
1:32 "I am dead inside"
Her reaction when the guy says which show he's talking about, is so cute lol
Really lovely that instant regret for judging too fast with the lawn-belly! :D
0:15 Kris makes me happy every single day. Hope your hand heal quickly!!!
I just literally had the worst day of my life...needed some major laughs without a doubt....thank you very much Kris... really love you and your content...your making a change...please keep up the good work😌💜
are you feeling better now?
It was the ''We can salvage it, just like my face" for me 😆🤣
3:06 my sister has that tattoo
I feel like Kris would be the kind of friend to hold your hair back while you throw up but also be gagging at the same time😂 love you Kris💙
can we take a second... shoot let's take a few hours to just appreciate how Kris makes our day that much better we love you forever Kris, please remember this cuz we love you more then you know girl
Omg the Native project’s are AMAZING 🤩
I literally watched this at 5:00 pm lol love the news kiris
2:01 and that is what I like to call the Crack Fairy
and his friend meth
I actually already use native! My mom had breast cancer and had to switch her deodorant to native because of how organic it is! I switched deodorants with her lol! ( ALSO I JUST WANNA BE CLEAR THAT SHE SURVIVED LOL )
I'm two sessions into a new tattoo that is going to take at least 2 or 3 more sessions (large) and I'm already getting lots of compliments on how crisp the lines are and how it looks amazing by people I don't really know (at work, out to dinner etc.) confident it wouldn't make this list :)
I have covid and watching your videos just make me feel better!
Just as I finished the video, I noticed I was smiling the whole time. I think this alone describes how special you are Kris.
Being able to make people genuinely happy is truly a gift. This is unfair tho. How can someone be pretty, funny, creative and have so many other talents at the same time?
Love you☺️❤️
12:20 ---- you are VERY pretty Kris!!!!! Flawless skin, beautiful cheekbones, stunning teeth/smile, and ofc your damn perfect hair!!! When you said you were a beautician, I was like Ah! that's why your hair is stunning!!!
Same lol!
I have tats and I love most of these hahaha!!! Also because of this ad for Native I saw it in the store and got it and I am in love with it so much
It's 10:44PM I just pressed onto this after I threw up..
Kris I feel happy and that I can sleep now- okay I'm gonna watch this video. Thanks Kris, we love you
Again Kris's compliments always make ya feel better. Hope ya hand gets better soon Kris. I'm covered in tattoos mine are all pretty good at least
I really needed some laughs, and Kris never fails to make that happen. Thanks so much, love you Kris!
I love her so much. Did you notice how she thought the CK tattoo was Calvin Klein
@@emmagrace1293 omg yeah that was hilarious
Yo I'ma be honest I avoided this channel at first cause i thought it was just another one of those like, TikTok review channels but Kris yo, your funny af. Only been here like a week but your quickly becoming my favorite channel lmao
when I’m old enough I want to get a tattoo of the goose from Untitled Goose Game with a knife titled “peace was never an option”
1:18 I believe March 4th was 10 days before covid started lol
It was Friday March 13
I’ve been having some extremely bad days recently, I’ve been suicidal but this put a smile on my face. Thank you so mich for posting these amazing videos.
Dude are you ok
Brennan... I'm going to take a guess and say you are on the younger side. You're going to have several miserable days in your life. Several. And I really truly hope it's not as serious as taking your own life. That's not a joke. Ending your own pain only creates more for your loved ones. Please consider finding someone to talk to professionally and finding a positive outlet or hobby to find happiness again. My prayers are with you buddy. You'll be okay, this too will pass. Love, light and healing TH-cam fam. ❤
Stay strong dude we are with you , you have great life ahead
Yes I am a teenager and I have am getting help and even if I deeply wanted to, I could not take my own life for that exact reason. I hate seeing my loved ones struggling. I would never joke about that kind of thing
@@brennantoth9224 I hope things start looking up for you soon. Keep your head up. ❤
Fun fact about the croissant moon at 7:40 : in french we call crescent moon ‘’un croissant de lune’’. The joke work in both language and I love it
Is she was a reporter or a weather news Person I would watch for every morning every evening and every night thank you Chris for posting every video I love you😘😍😋😊
Kris*
SHE JUST KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY AND I LOVE HER FOR THAT
You look absolutely gorgeous Kris!!! The video as usual lifted my mood. Thanks a lot Kris. Its the best❤
I have two tattoos, and one got damaged due to an allergic reaction. My tattoo artist had me using a cream twice a day after I got the tattoo and I found out in the worst way possible that I was very allergic to it. It’s scarred now and in a few years after the scar tissue finishes healing, I’ll get it repaired, but because it’ll be on scar tissue, it’s gonna HURT
“ Damn Shawty ok”has me laughing so hard
So no tattoos (YET !!! lol)
BUT at 6:17 is so cool. There are so many tattoos like this covering scars from surgery/self harm and birthmarks. PLEASE do a video on those. :) :) :)
I have several tattoos (9) and am getting another. I have been trying to figure what to get and now I know what NOT to get LMAO!! No matter what kind of day I have had I know that you will always make me laugh!!! I have watched all of your videos multiple times!!! Thank you for all the great things you do and for the spirit lifting compliments!!! Love ya!!!
I have Eeyore's tail on my ankle. It wasn't done as well as I wanted and I'm going to get it fixed eventually, but I love it.
The first one is something my friend used to do in class and drew on some of our hands. It was cool and funny. Pretty sure he had the idea independent of that person.
Hi Kris!!! I love watching your video's, they mean a lot to me. I hope you have a great day!!
I have paused the video at time stamp 4:24 to scream NOOOOOOOO!!!!! at the top of my lungs. I don't know what happens next but I am so sorry kris
You make me smile everyday kris. ❤️
Rainbow suspenders reminded me of Mork and Mindy so I saw that as a Robin Williams tattoo 🤣