Norway's 100 YEARS of Civil War | The Life & Times of Haakon Haakonsson

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  • @JackRackam
    @JackRackam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

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    • @mayoandbananasandwich6527
      @mayoandbananasandwich6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No lmao

    • @IansMentalOmega
      @IansMentalOmega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It is aparently quite easy to walk barefoot over burning coals if you know how to. The right gait, the right speed, and the right impact o the coals, and you can actually walk out without serious, or even visible, injuries.
      Still apparently is quite uncomfortable, though. Firewalking was never about comfort, though, and like all things, there is a science to getting through it intact and unharmed.
      Maybe this Harald guy was lucky. Maybe the coals were not hot enough. Maybe he just had that magic strut. Who Knows!

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@IansMentalOmega I've heard that you can run across them fast enough to avoid being burned, didn't know there was a technique for walking! Maybe it was the reverse of a normal trial by ordeal, where you had to be brave enough to do it but you'd only get a guilty verdict with divine intervention 😆

    • @IansMentalOmega
      @IansMentalOmega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JackRackam Yeah, you do NOT want to run across hot coals. From what I know, running increases the pressure on the coals, causing them to heat up and crack, which causes them to stick to your feet, which in turn leads to burning. The safer path is to walk, not exactly slowly, not fast, just at a relatively brisk yet casual stride, in a very certain way.
      Firewalking is an Art for a reason, my dude. You don't try and run, you take it with a certain speed, a certain stride, and you pray that nothing goes wrong and that you don't accidentally step too hard, too fast, or on a particularly nasty coal that just wants to be a dick.

    • @JonManProductions
      @JonManProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JackRackam Since it's THE DAY...
      HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON DAY!
      HINGA DINGA DURGEN!

  • @Aloemancer
    @Aloemancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    "I already did a trial by fire--in Denmark!" Is the original "I totally have a girlfriend in Canada"

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      "yeah my trial was held in a different country. You wouldnt know it."

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao I do tho. But I digress.

    • @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517
      @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm legit curious how often people did the "she goes to a different school" bit. I never heard it myself but then again I lived in the middle of nowhere.

    • @reverendrico5631
      @reverendrico5631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 I encountered it twice. Both times she turned out to be real, so…sometimes reality is surprising.

    • @WTFisDrifting
      @WTFisDrifting ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517it was more common in the 90s early 2000s

  • @MrBettsClass
    @MrBettsClass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Great vid Jack, my long-lost brother from another mother.

    • @shootgunman1460
      @shootgunman1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *Half brother from Ireland

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shootgunman1460 *Oireland

    • @inqy8339
      @inqy8339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You gonna walk across hot coals to back that up?

    • @fuunfaat4634
      @fuunfaat4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ancient chibs

    • @LaughingSeraphim
      @LaughingSeraphim 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cousin from another cousin, albeit distant. Technically we're all , what is it? 30th at minimum, cousin. I don't buy this though as so much of the time human civilization; humans were born, lived and died in a small geographic area, punctuated by by influxes of non consensual DNA. Siblings and niblings are defined by direct parentage I'd imagine. What is a species mate called?

  • @beaniefunnygamer7225
    @beaniefunnygamer7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    I love the God planning bit.
    "God, Dmitri the tsar Russia has died again and we need other Dmitri"

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      "Dmitri, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be Tsar in twenty years! Back to Earth you go!"
      "But who will believe me?"
      "I'm God, dammit! I've got a plan!"

    • @dmitrikulkevicius9161
      @dmitrikulkevicius9161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm here.

    • @beaniefunnygamer7225
      @beaniefunnygamer7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@JackRackam Keep calm one of your favourite TH-camrs just commented on your video think of a smart reply. Wait am I typing my thoughts.

    • @thatguy3421
      @thatguy3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JackRackam best joke sequel!

    • @AngryNegativeHistoryProject
      @AngryNegativeHistoryProject 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hilarious

  • @nuralibolataev4474
    @nuralibolataev4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Hakon has a "chosen one" protagonist vibe but like the most anticlimactic ending ever

    • @johnlastname8752
      @johnlastname8752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just your standard irl history fair. Genghis Khan died by falling off his horse and Alexander the Great died of malaria.

    • @emptank
      @emptank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Welcome to actual history. Maybe like one in ten people get to die as dramatically as you think they should. And that's usually because they were murdered by someone.
      It's all 'he was desperately pulled from the battlefield as disaster befell around him and then died three months later in someone shed after gangrene set into his legs'.

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj ปีที่แล้ว

      Real protagonist endings in history are usually most interesting and winding than any written story

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JR-zi9vj I guess historical figures like Charles I, Louis XVI/Marie Antoinette and Anne Boleyn do have tragic, interesting deaths but then you have Edward the Black Prince, hero to the English and understandable villain of the French, dying of dysentery at around 40.

    • @davidbuckley2435
      @davidbuckley2435 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ck2 players: "first time?"

  • @goroakechi6126
    @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    “So, we’re cool, right?”
    “Yeah…sure…”
    *gently conceals Damascus Sword*

  • @ElBandito
    @ElBandito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Nothing is less imaginative than a Haakon naming his son Haakon.

    • @acrispywaffleiron4014
      @acrispywaffleiron4014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      *sweats in Louis of France*

    • @adrianwebster6923
      @adrianwebster6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Look up George Foreman

    • @vde1846
      @vde1846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      In the same general period in Sweden we had a long series of kings from one clan alternating back and forth between the names Magnus Eriksson and Erik Magnusson, fighting kings of another clan alternating back and forth between Karl Sverkersson and Sverker Karlsson. It gets pretty confusing.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hakon Hakonsson was born posthumously; assuming King Hakon Sverrirsson was even his father, he never got the chance to name his son. Hakon Hakonsson was presumably either named by his mother or the Birkebeiners in order to emphasize his 'royal' lineage & claim to the inheritance.

    • @INSANESUICIDE
      @INSANESUICIDE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should check the name of our current king 😅 (Norway)

  • @notasmith8163
    @notasmith8163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    So IIRC Haakon roughly translates to “High Son” in Old Norse. So Haakon’s full name is “Highson, Highson’s Son”

    • @marinarosario8855
      @marinarosario8855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's almost a tongue twisters.

    • @basedshaman6183
      @basedshaman6183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well he’s named highson, highson he must be king. I mean… It’s in the name…

    • @steffplaysmapping1104
      @steffplaysmapping1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would make sense why Prince Carl took the name when he became Haakon VII, considering he was 1,9 meters high

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Anonymous D?NGO Right here pope the dad heretic.

    • @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy
      @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine if he took the Irish up on their high-king offer...

  • @alehaim
    @alehaim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    How many long lost half brothers do you want?
    12th century Norway: *yes*

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Forget Norway!
      Kenya, only Kenya
      Where the giraffes are
      And the zebra

  • @anoninunen
    @anoninunen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Anyone: "Iam your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!"
    Norway: "And what does that make y-?"
    A: "KING ME KINGMEKINGMEKINGME"

  • @jendreg1935
    @jendreg1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Some Norwegian: Is the King
    His long lost brothers from across the sea: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      'brothers'

    • @nils-christiannilsen7115
      @nils-christiannilsen7115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fun fact. Norwegian monarchs only have one son so that the civil war never happens again.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Apparently being King in Norway is like being a Lottory winner

  • @ThomasTrue
    @ThomasTrue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    You missed out a crazy part of the story re Scotland.
    Alexander III, King of Scots (1249-1286), told Haakon that the Lordship of the Isles could have any land he could navigate a ship around. Obviously meaning islands. So far, so good.
    If you look at a map of Scotland, you'll notice that the Kintyre peninsula is attached to the mainland by a narrow isthmus of land between West Loch Tarbert and Loch Fyne, which flows into the Firth of Clyde.
    Haakon sailed a ship up West Loch Tarbert, had it dragged across land, and refloated it in Loch Fyne. He then circumnavigated Bute, Arran, and the other islands in the Clyde estuary, before sailing around the Mull of Kintyre, and returning to his starting point.
    By doing so he had not only claimed the Clyde islands for the Lordship of the Isles, but also the Kintyre peninsula. And as Alexander was a man of honour, he graciously conceded.
    However, it was three years later that the Battle of Largs, which you refer to, took place, and which eventually saw the Lordship of the Isles become part of Scotland.

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Haakon: Im going to do whats called a Old gamer move. *laughs in longship*

    • @quynlanvuorensyrja5484
      @quynlanvuorensyrja5484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why the hell would you challenge a Norwegian to sail around something?

    • @Raleyg
      @Raleyg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think that's actually a story about Magnus Barelegs, the father of the Sigurd who started this whole mess

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m surprised he didn’t sail around Britain so he could claim all of Scottland

  • @BacchaeOphanim
    @BacchaeOphanim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I do recall an episode of Mythbusters where they tested how people could walk across hot coals without getting hurt. They found that if you walked calmly and briskly instead of panicked and jumpy, you could get across safely.
    Because one doesn't put that much pressure on their feet if they walk normally, so the foot doesn't actually maintain enough connection with the coals to burn. Jump away from the heat, your foot comes slamming back down to the coals, making a real hard connection with the hot coals.
    One of the Mythbuster segments I remember really well, but it still might be better to find the episode to double check me.

    • @samurguy9906
      @samurguy9906 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve also heard that trial by ordeal was often a way for the priest administering it to put their hand on the scale. If he thought you were innocent he might give you a bucket of “boiling” water that’s just lukewarm to stick your hand in, if that’s the trial. If he doesn’t like your face he’ll make sure it’s basically steam. I’m sure something similar held for burning coals.

    • @calvinkrist5672
      @calvinkrist5672 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did some more googling into this... many coals can burn at 3000 degrees fahrenheit, but some types burn colder than that. So an important part is walking across the coals quickly, but it's also important to have a colder fire or let the coals cool first.

    • @sd-ch2cq
      @sd-ch2cq ปีที่แล้ว

      Coals burn very slowly, giving of just a little bit of heat for a very long time. Normal calluses on your feet are enough to shield you from that heat
      (But if you hesitate when walking your foot sink deeper into the coal, which will probably make you panic and kick around the coals some more, releasing even more heat next to your feet)

    • @shuvodipbarua6001
      @shuvodipbarua6001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So basically, if you BELIEVE you are in the right, then you'll probably walk more calmly, so it's possible that this really could serve as a crude, half-reliable lie detector of sorts.

  • @StateholderofLunt
    @StateholderofLunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    If ever someone is about to do something epic, they will die. So remember kids, never do anything epic or it will kill you.

    • @dvoika2
      @dvoika2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elon Musk: *sweats nervously*

    • @reecelongden3500
      @reecelongden3500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Counterpoint: Don't announce that you're going to do something epic, just do it and brag after the fact.
      The dangerous part is PLANNING to do something epic.

  • @smugglergoblin9503
    @smugglergoblin9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    can someone count how many times he has ended his videos with "caught an today perfectly curable disease and died."?

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be honest that was extremely common back in the day.

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Priests were usually instructed to ensure that the various trials were passable, usually by doing things like ensuring that boiling water isn't actually boiling when someone sticks their hand in.
    The prospect of being maimed in the trial is usually seen as enough incentive against liars actually taking the test, as one would presumably be desperate to prove their innocence in most ordeals.
    Of course, sometimes the priest decides an ACTUAL miracle is required, in which case, you usually end up like Peter Bartholomew.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sounds like Latin Christendom to me! I've always found priestly shenanigans like this to be both strangely endearing but also kinda corrupt, so *shrugs*

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Good point. Medieval Christians were pious and believed that lying on trial was punishable by hellfire and of course failing a trial by fire meant guilt so the church may as well have made the trials passable since the threat of eternal damnation was enough to discourage most from purjery.

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Ahh yes, the best possible DNA-Test: Walking over burning coal.

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jeremy Kyle's show was cancelled because he planned to do this next.

    • @warrendomask1565
      @warrendomask1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      leeches sounds pretty stupid if u don't understand the science. maybe you should pray harder, then u'll better understand the Gospel of Fire.

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At least it shows you you have a strong king.

  • @grandadmiralchuck9967
    @grandadmiralchuck9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My three main take aways from this are, anyone who claims to be Norwegian nobility is immune to burning coles, never name your royal faction after food and you probably shouldn’t trust random drifters who claim to be long lost family

  • @mathematics117
    @mathematics117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love these little vignettes of history, just enough to leave me intrigued but not so long that I can't dedicate time to watching them. :)

  • @ILikedGooglePlus
    @ILikedGooglePlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    There's a really good Norwegian movie about Haakon Haakonsson's ski trip. It's not the most historically accurate, but it stars Tormund Giantsbane from Game of Thrones. It even has a Hurdy Gurdy

    • @Whitetiger770
      @Whitetiger770 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know that movie it was called the last king

    • @Sirvalian
      @Sirvalian 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Whitetiger770 That title would make no sense since he wasn't the last king. It was called "The birchlegs" if that translation is correct.

    • @Whitetiger770
      @Whitetiger770 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Sirvalian Well that’s the title in America I didn’t name it

    • @Sirvalian
      @Sirvalian 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Whitetiger770 I guess movie titles get bad translations both ways then.

  • @NightDocs
    @NightDocs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Hey Jack I’m your long lost 1/2 brother

    • @petergray7576
      @petergray7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Which one? The half brother from New Jersey, or the one from Wisconsin? And don't say you're from Kansas City, unless it's on the Kansas side, unlike the last two guys.

  • @Artur_M.
    @Artur_M. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Jeez, and I thought that Polish "politics" in this period were entangled and insane.
    Also, I've heard that walking over burning coals isn't as dangerous, as it seems. Don't quote me on that though. There is probably a lot of factors that influence the outcome, like the exact temperature or how fast do you walk.

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      walking over burning coals aint that bad, assuming you keep up the pace and you're not competing for kingship and thus might fall risk to some "accident". its like walking on warm sand on the beach, except milder somehow.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you think this is bad, just look at Sicily from 1250 to the end of the Italian wars. Makes other wars of succession look like a cakewalk.

    • @rontubman6953
      @rontubman6953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jeandehuit5385 basically half the Italian wars were in some form or another about the Sicilian succession no?

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rontubman6953 More-or-less, yes. Most of the blood claims were... not very good, to say the least. But I include more than *just* the Italian wars b/c the succession was screwed up from basically the moment Emperor Frederick II died.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boarfaceswinejaw4516 No way it is better than walking on sand.
      Do you mean I should be king for all the burning sands I have jogged over?

  • @luckiller019
    @luckiller019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    >oh man, this king Haakon Haakonsson sound really interesting, lets find more about him on youtube
    >dozens of videos about Norweigen king who are named Haakon but not Haakon Haakonsson
    I guest Haakon is Norweigen versin of French Lui

    • @matthewchristiansen9978
      @matthewchristiansen9978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And when Norway's current Crown Prince becomes King, he'll be Haakon VIII, it'll make it the most common name for Norwegian monarchs. There were seven kings of Norway named Magnus, too.

    • @birdstone8688
      @birdstone8688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@matthewchristiansen9978 the Crown prince's actual name is Håkon Magnus

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@birdstone8688 Scandinavian monarchs only use their first name for regency numbers. Karl II was followed by Karl III Johan

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "You dont know Haarkon, they are not Human, they are brutal!"
    -House Atraites Lord

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny thing just watched Dune

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arawn1061 Question 1: Did you think it was good?
      Question 2: How? I thought it was only coming out on the 22nd of this Month in theatres...
      (Just got my first vaccine in prep for that day)

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 Answer 1: had a hard time caring about the characters, great worldbuilding, felt kinda pointless after a while but thats okay, didnt recognize Stellan Skarsgård, Fantastic fucking visuals. Final score: 5 grams of spice/to a glorious Sandworm
      Answer 2: Sweden is a place that exists

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arawn1061 Ah thats kinda sad. I was hoping the characters would be the strongest part of this movie. This is how LOTR and Harry Potter got big. You can have the most badass worldbuilding imaginable, but it wont matter if you dont have characters people can be invested in.

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 Dune the movie is just breathtaking. Simply majestic visuals, Extraordinary Music and atmosphere so I'd still say its worth seeing just for that. And to be honest the main guys prophetic stuff is very interesting, making him standout despite his personality. Also Sandworms. Did i mention Sandworms? Because Sandworms.

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Magnus dies in battle, because, after all, he's blind"
    Wow, who could have seen that coming!

  • @bruhguy8883
    @bruhguy8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Let’s go Jack. Finally an episode on my homeland and it’s history

  • @padairua8129
    @padairua8129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Apparently the fire walking thing isn’t nearly as difficult as it sounds or looks, the feet aren’t in contact with the coals long enough to burn….providing you don’t stop for a chat on your way.

  • @HundredDaysMusic
    @HundredDaysMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think this is your best work yet. The humor is snappy and you manage to make the events pretty easy to follow despite how convoluted they are. Well done.

  • @neroclaudius7284
    @neroclaudius7284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Grand job uploading videos this often I truly appreciate that I can enjoy these this often.

  • @thomasrinschler6783
    @thomasrinschler6783 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    An interesting side-note: Inge Bardsson (7:13) and his brother Skule were direct male-line descendants of Tostig Godwinson, brother of Harold Godwinson, who was the King of England defeated by William the Conqueror. Tostig infamously allied with Harald Hadrada against his brother and both were defeated and killed by Harold's army at Stamford Bridge a few weeks before Hastings. Tostig's sons survived the battle and returned to Norway with what remained of the army, where they were granted lands by Hadrada's son Olaf III. And, a century and a half later, one of their descendants married the daughter of Sigurd Munn (3:14) and their son became king of Norway.

  • @arcadius7310
    @arcadius7310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON Jan Janszoon PLEASE JUST LOOK HIM UP AND SEE WHAT THE GREATEST PIRATE LOOKS LIKE

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Intriguing... most intriguing...

    • @SlyFireVR
      @SlyFireVR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JackRackam are you saying that Jack Sparrow isn't the greatest pirate to (not) live?

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn’t he the guy who Barbary pirates raided Iceland?

    • @arcadius7310
      @arcadius7310 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamebawesome shhh no spoilers

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My name is Jan Janszoon. I live in Wisconsin; I work in the lumberyard there!

  • @luxborealis
    @luxborealis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Haha, I studied this period’s government administration in college, it was a real mess. For those a bit unsure about how these kings just keep popping up, basically Harald Fairhair, the first king of Norway, had instituted a system of local administrator nobles, the hersir, meant to be loyal only to the king rather than the traditional clans, tribes and peasant republics of the region. However, because of the democratic nature of Norse Scandinavia, any new monarch needed to have his position confirmed by a majority vote in three different peoples’ assemblies in different regions of the country. Now, problem was that as new pretenders began arriving, they made allies with the hersir who then used their control of the local militias to strongarm the assemblies into electing a new king. Sometimes it was backwards and a popular candidate was elected and the militias forced their hersir to back a candidate they wouldn’t otherwise have. Regardless, you had a consistent cycle of regionalist resentments that could be fuelled by easily raised armies as kings popped up left and right. Haakon Haakonson tried to remedy this situation by introducing the feudal system and limiting who could vote on new kings to priests and the new high nobility, but his reforms were never finished and the Norwegian aristocracy mostly finished off by the Black Death, eventually allowing the country’s peaceful integration into the Kalmar Union a century and half later.

  • @nathanfarrell5083
    @nathanfarrell5083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The scottish king Alexander the third 's succession story is even more stupid than Norway's. You could do a video on it.

    • @jameskilgusii6967
      @jameskilgusii6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ikr! So basically Alexander's son dies before him, marries his daughter Margaret to King Eric ii of Norway, and then his granddaughter Margaret becomes queen of Scotland at age 3!

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jameskilgusii6967 And then Margaret dies on the way over from Norway, & then the rightful heir by primogeniture (John Balliol) is inaugurated after an interregnum followed by the 'great cause' (where 13 'competitors' put forward their claim to the crown of Scotland).
      John Balliol is then promptly derived of his claim by the man who awarded the kingdom to him in the 1st place, Edward Longshanks, due to Balliol's refusal to act as Longshanks' puppet. Balliol abdicates due to public pressure, & Edward swoops in as Scotland's disputed feudal overlord, taking possession of it himself, sparking the 1st Scottish War of Independence.
      Said war ends in the favour of one Robert Bruce (grandson of the proximity-of-blood claimant Robert *de Brus* from the 'great cause,' chief rival of John Balliol) after a fighting a brutal guerilla war against two English kings.
      (I know you probably knew that already, I just wanted to see how quickly I could summarize the 'rest' of the story lol)

    • @kategrant2728
      @kategrant2728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jeandehuit5385 Also there's a weird sidequest where his brother tries to make Robert Bruce king of Ireland so he can become king of scotland.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kategrant2728 I thought it was Edward Bruce that failed to be the high king of the Irish?

    • @kategrant2728
      @kategrant2728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeandehuit5385 Edward was Roberts Brother. The plan, openly, was that Edward would become High King of Ireland to support his brother's war against the English, which is why the English fought against him, making it, effectively, a weird side plot of the Scottish War of Independence.

  • @tomihodet354
    @tomihodet354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fanstatic video and as a norwegian something I've wanted you to make for a long time. Though I hoped you would mention king Sverre 1. and his grudgematch with pope Not-so-Innocent 3. Would have been amazing in your style of video.

  • @lukecommins1096
    @lukecommins1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a practising Catholic, that heavenly beauracracy bit was hilarious.

  • @SymphonyZach
    @SymphonyZach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So many stories like this just end in “but he caught a fever and died”. It makes me wonder if God was writing it but it was last minute so he just scribbled in something and turns it in

    • @athomicritics
      @athomicritics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      god just noticed he was making some character way too op so he decided that the best way was to go the whole DnD "rock fall everyone die" to fix the issue

  • @thepieguy7981
    @thepieguy7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn it’s rare to see a channel like this that’s still active

  • @eadaoinl
    @eadaoinl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I know this isn't very specific but I'd love to see you do a video on Ireland. We've got a whole bunch of anniversaries coming up so it should be easier to research :)

  • @cjoutright9255
    @cjoutright9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:50 to be fair, that still is the world sometimes, even with the internet

  • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
    @WelcomeToDERPLAND 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've very much enjoying the increased upload schedule, good job man!

  • @milixer1
    @milixer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Criminally underrated channel.

  • @steffplaysmapping1104
    @steffplaysmapping1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Since it was the Medieval golden age and the Viking era was quite nice, you might never see a current or future King of Norway not given a royal name from this era.

  • @GodBless423
    @GodBless423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank You For Covering This !

  • @staytuned2L337
    @staytuned2L337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Magellan is awesome. So glad you're sponsored by them and put that recommendation out there

  • @ashina2146
    @ashina2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "What's your name?"
    "Haakon"
    "what's your father's name?"
    "Haakon"
    "So your name is"
    "Haakon, son of Haakon, or Haakon Haakonson"

  • @xanderunderwoods3363
    @xanderunderwoods3363 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The art for the outfits in this is dope AF 😎

  • @franciscusradityapamarta4645
    @franciscusradityapamarta4645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “So it’s game of thrones”
    “Yes jimmy it’s the game of throne”
    -Althisthub

  • @bskorupk
    @bskorupk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for uploading the Leif Erikson Day Present, Jack! :)

  • @starwars90001
    @starwars90001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Aw the good old days, when you could just lie about being a king's son and the only way to prove it was trial by fire.

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      unlike today where you have to prove your not a robot

  • @youngnorwegianpatriot9028
    @youngnorwegianpatriot9028 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What I think would be swell, was if you made a video about another Norwegian king, also named Haakon, but the 7th.

  • @aidanpeterson7575
    @aidanpeterson7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Two videos only a week apart? Is this the same Rackam we know and love? You spoil us good sir.

  •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on 200k well Earned

  • @magnusengeseth5060
    @magnusengeseth5060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The double-a in names like Haakon isn't actually pronounced like a long a, rather it is the old way of spelling the vowel "å". This vowel is pronounced like how a Sopranos character pronounces the vowel in "Paul" or how a strong New York accent pronounces the vowel in "dog" or the first vowel in "coffee".

  • @INSANESUICIDE
    @INSANESUICIDE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Fun fact, significant part of the Norwegian population have a blood relation to the royal line as one of our kings.. Well.. Several of them but this one especially had a fondness for farmer daughters. He traveled the lands a lot and stayed at farms.. See where this is going?

    • @breakerdawn8429
      @breakerdawn8429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So chances are some of those half brothers are actually half brothers? For all we know anyone in Norway can be King.

    • @INSANESUICIDE
      @INSANESUICIDE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@breakerdawn8429 This was at a much later date, but considering the norse love of travel to foreign lands it is far from unlikely there would be distantly related potential heirs in distant lands. Russia Ukraine and the other principalities, Normandy, and British Isles all would be large pools of potential distant relatives tbh.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@INSANESUICIDE Normandy is actually the best example considering most European royals are descended from the Norseman Rollo the Ganger.

  • @seanmcloughlin5983
    @seanmcloughlin5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone else lose track of who was related to who and how around the 3rd generation of Sigurds?

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Drawn of History has that sweet voice acting voice.

  • @NimbleIvy
    @NimbleIvy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi love these videos!

  • @liamnevard1591
    @liamnevard1591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me: *sleeps in* oh no! I wasted the whole morning!
    Jack: *posts*
    Me: NEVERMIND!

  • @matheusalves5160
    @matheusalves5160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh Boy, how I missed Jack's videos and his anticlimactic ends

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yesssss! I knew you cared!

  • @historydawn9982
    @historydawn9982 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow I like your content. Editing and narrating make your channel my favorite. Your work should be admired . You are deserve more subscriber I hope you must gain 1 Million subscriber by the end of this year. Please keep continue this type of amazing work. Your admirable hard work and deep research make you the best channel on TH-cam.

  • @aleattorium
    @aleattorium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok... In installing Magellan TV

  • @James_Wisniewski
    @James_Wisniewski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This story sounds like the plot of a medieval soap opera.

  • @Raleyg
    @Raleyg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wrote my bachelor thesis on this guy!
    Also you forgot to mention that according to Haakon, his attorney was GOD!

  • @vintagegangsteryn381
    @vintagegangsteryn381 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I sometimes never understand this stuff but it makes me happy

  • @joshuacarre06
    @joshuacarre06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Obscure yet interesting history

  • @maritmretr1946
    @maritmretr1946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Håkon Håkonsen was one of my forfathers...

  • @josefstrauss9017
    @josefstrauss9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice, a new Upload, my day is saved :)

  • @YossarianVanDriver
    @YossarianVanDriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "But then their relationship got way worse" so they kept playing Mario Party, then

  • @grytonekristiansen5306
    @grytonekristiansen5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im from norway and finnaly norway is getting in the ligth of history TH-camrs thank you hope the history of norway is getting more covrage by history TH-camrs. As we say in norway Tusen takk

  • @laurasensei4470
    @laurasensei4470 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I loved this. Ty

  • @chesthoIe
    @chesthoIe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Where were you when I was studying Mani, the tiny former Spartan peninsula of Greece that resisted invasion by the Ottomans and the Venetians and pirated both? Seems right up your alley.

  • @koronaavirost
    @koronaavirost 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great video to watch

  • @xanadustudios2586
    @xanadustudios2586 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    South Dakota has a county named after Haakon 7

  • @randyfields8047
    @randyfields8047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great content.

  • @ramonaoneil3135
    @ramonaoneil3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, your history lessons are the best! 😂

  • @itaybron
    @itaybron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the best Skyrim fanfic ever!

  • @zeanamush
    @zeanamush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Walking across hot coals is easy. It is all about taking it slow and keeping your feet flat.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:10 */HOLY MUSIC STOPS*

  • @CivilWarWeekByWeek
    @CivilWarWeekByWeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Everywhere I go there is a civil war

  • @nicxl3035
    @nicxl3035 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always feel like history is written by some dude in the background that’s just like “yeah yeah yeah that makes perfect logical sense…. But actually you know what would be dope?..” and that’s how we get miracle stories.

  • @618Delta
    @618Delta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't know Irovetti did a stint as King of Norway before he went to Pitax.

  • @mueezadam8438
    @mueezadam8438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like all the running jokes lol

  • @ender7278
    @ender7278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Literally immediately after watching this video I go to see what my essay question is and I kid you not it's on Harald Sigurdsson. Talk about some timing.

  • @michaelsinger4638
    @michaelsinger4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And I thought the Wars of the Roses were a convoluted mess. Jeez.

    • @jeandehuit5385
      @jeandehuit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just look at Sicily/Naples from 1250 to the end of the Italian wars. That disputed succession would make even the Yorkists blush

  • @nordicnostalgia8106
    @nordicnostalgia8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Btw when there's two a in a Norwegian name it's a å. It sounds like the a in awe

  • @momoali007
    @momoali007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All these trials by fire, does coal burn a tad colder or something, so many people pass it makes me think its a tad ineffective

  • @prettypic444
    @prettypic444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you gotta admit, DNA tests just don't have that special dramatic flare a trial by oral has

  • @cristianpissai7563
    @cristianpissai7563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An Scandinavian video? On Leif Erikson day?! Hinga dinga durgen! Happy Leif Erikson day, everybody!

  • @TheVoiceOfReason93
    @TheVoiceOfReason93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is enough conflict and intrigue in the one century long civil war for someone to write a Game Of Thrones style epic with appropriate additions of fantasy. Or a Legends Of Galactic Heroes style epic if they translate the setting into a sci-fi space opera. Anyone up for it?

  • @swhip897
    @swhip897 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your humor

  • @warotm.590
    @warotm.590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Being​ long​ lost​ son​ of​ norwegian king​ seems as​ exclusive​ as​ being​ Zeus​ son.

  • @mism847
    @mism847 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Interestingly, this guy is my ancestor.

    • @Spiderfisch
      @Spiderfisch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That means all you have to do is a trial by fire and youre eligible for the crown of Norway

    • @Sayinclay
      @Sayinclay ปีที่แล้ว

      Whatcha waiting for? Gather an army!

  • @antebellumstage
    @antebellumstage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first video on the Norwegian civil war by a none Norwegian, great.

  • @Gennaropacchiano
    @Gennaropacchiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is like a soap opera where they introduce long lost half brothers out of nowhere just to get the series to go on for another season.

  • @vanivanov9571
    @vanivanov9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:50 God told people how to survive the Black Plague. The Old Testament laws were so good, that the Jews suffered very little in that period; except then everyone who DID suffer grew jealous and suspicious, and attacked them.

    • @luxborealis
      @luxborealis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was more that Jews lived separately from Christians and so were less exposed to the infected. The idea that the hygiene laws of Leviticus saved them is mostly a historical myth.

    • @vanivanov9571
      @vanivanov9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@luxborealis ? Living separately would be no help, if their own people were getting infected at the same rate. But they weren't, due to good hygiene standards. They were infected far less, and more effectively stopped the spread; making them targets of persecution for that reason.
      So, I'm not sure where you heard that argument given, showing that basic hygiene standards of proper waste management, quarantining, face-masks and etc. had no health impact... but, obviously it would and did.

  • @martijn9568
    @martijn9568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to thank you for that Age of Empires II reference in the form of a Town Center.

  • @MySonicshadowsilver
    @MySonicshadowsilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally, King Sverri from my country is mentioned!

  • @sirtarquin6306
    @sirtarquin6306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's great that hawk on was the only one who decided he wasn't going to kill his own family members for the throne. Instead he just prayed.

  • @koiosdamocles1090
    @koiosdamocles1090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ordeal by fire sounds like fire walking which is very possible to walk over without burning your feet. the trick would be walk semi quickly with confidence great for an ordeal really if you actually thought liars would be burnt.