FBI Agent Polygraph Test ASMR (Writing Sounds, Soft Spoken Ear to Ear, Tapping, Glove Sounds ASMR)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ส.ค. 2020
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FBI Special Agent Graves has taken you into custody to go over all of the violent crimes you’ve been involved in, and is going to conduct a polygraph test just to make sure everything adds up. He seems nice enough, if a little awkward and peculiar.
ASMR triggers included are soft spoken speech, lots of writing sounds, tapping, leather glove sounds, and heck of a lot of sweat.
This video relates to the ongoing Dimi and Matt story- you can enjoy this video standalone, but for the full experience, watch any of their videos and try to piece together the puzzle!
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me: no fear
agent graves: starts blinking in morse code
me: more than one fear
I DON'T KNOW MORSE CODE, WHAT DID HE SAY
@@emrys6559 SOS! i'm pretty sure the hand gestures mean something too
@@emrys6559 Merlin ?
@@hio2220 would you believe you're the first person to ask me that? Most people I know irl don't get the reference. But yeah, I stole my name from Merlin lol
@@emrys6559 ur a king
Graves: "We know who you are, who you really are."
me: "ah, impressive, because I certainly don't."
Graves: *a pause I will interpret as an awkward pause*
^^^^THIS is it. This is the energy. 😂💖
@@TreeHairedGingerAle please describe to me what *the energy* is lol
I always fall asleep halfway through the videos, I didnt even know those people *died* 😂
As a german I couldn't help myself but laugh every time you said dimitri klettverschluss. love you for that name
Same, also as a German I had a good chuckle.
Omg same bwahaha it’s too goddamn funny XD lovely, just lovely
@@starrrzzz2905 Explain pls?
Danke when u reply
@@jamesgoldring1052 'klettverschluss' is german for velcro.
Ich habe jedes Mal ein fettes Grinsen wenn er das sagt xD
I hope Jim is the FBI agent monitoring my computer. I hope he enjoys all the videos of guinea pigs I've been watching recently.
🤣🤣🤣
WTF?????!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg yasss guinea pigs are the bestttt!
The absolute daggers his gaze sends in the direction of the car zooming by at around 16:25 is legit.
Dude, I saw it!! That was a legit hateful look 😅😅
"god this human skin is so itchy and uncomfortable"
Did he say that?? When???
Donno guess his eye blink Morse said it but I might be wrong
Him: "My name is Special Agent Graves"
Me: "I don't waive my 5th amendment. Lawyer."
agent; you were then again kidnapped by.....
Me: so? Thats what happens when you hang around interesting people🤷♀️
Agent: People died and you were there
Me: *panics*
Agent: *blinks morse code several times*
Me: *panics more trying to think how to help him*
Also agent: *looks handsome, speaks that accent*
Me: .....
Me: *resting heart rate shoots through the roof*
Ok this polygraph test is not valid lol
I’m very interested in Morse code so I’m sorry if I over-explain there were a few times S.O.S (a distress signal) was blinked out in Morse code. Morse code is made up of dits and dahs. Dits are signaled as a period, a short flash of light, a quick beep, or a fast blink. Dahs are a dash, a longer flash of light, a longer beep or a slower blink, but it can represented with any two things with a way to show spaces between letters and words.
typed sos looks like ... --- ...
and my name is --. ..- .. -.. .-
At 7:35 there are three short blinks, three long blinks and three short blinks again. It happens through out the video nearly every time there is a pause.
I wonder why he needs help, and what we’re able to do
(I wanted to add that Sos doesn’t stand for anything, not save our ships/souls/skins etc because it is meant to be recognized in all languages the letters sos were chosen because it is simple to sign.)
This isn't ASMR anymore, it's a full on movie. Amazing.
I don’t know how to break this to you, but the last two people who swore to protect us were shot. Are you sure you want this job?
theGhostWolfe good question to ask
What if we’re the bad guy???! 😮
Ariel_Grey29 I would honestly love that. Even more plot twists
I mean, he seems terrified the whole time. He's blinking SOS and sweating like hell
Emrys The Wizard Is that SOS for us or someone on the other side of the glass... probably us...but what a great twist if WE were the villain.
Is the guy who saved us suppose to be the Russian ganster? :O
Omg, Matt too.
All the storylines are blurring. Is this the Avengers?
Yes, it's the JCU, Jim's Cinematic Universe!
Me laying with my Spencer Reid blanket hearing Jim say “Welcome to Quantico” and “I work for the BAU”: 👁👄👁
Criminal Minds is my favorite series, I miss it so much. I like all of the characters but Dr. Reid and Garcia were the most fun to watch.
Was just hoping for him to say “un sub”
@@SerenityBane Haha, good one. I sat up straighter in my chair when he said BAU. He sort of looks like Hotch.
Ariel_Grey29 plot twist: we are the unsub
your profile pic isn't even and I'm stressed hahaha
The plot do thickens a LOT
This is not ASMR, this is a new series!!!
What i can say for sure: Jim, you're an absolute mastermind.
The cop siren in the background either was a nice touch or just perfect timing haha
@@Dougyy Seriously, some of the most priceless touches in these videos are when Jim improvs some reaction or remark based on background sounds he can't control. The guy thinks fast!
DUDE! How are you able to be so kind as some characters and soooo unsettling as others. I DO NOT get weirded out easily but damn! Great job!
I wish my life was nearly as interesting as it is in these role plays.
Even tho half the time its messed up.
It still has a direction.
“They killed everyone. Everyone but you.” Mr. Agent dude I’m just as confused as you are 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
If you wanted us hooked James, I'd say you've succeeded. I've never felt this kind of anticipation for a TH-cam video.
Agent Graves: How's your heart?
Me: Broken into a million pieces over the death of my beloved Dimi...for which I will hunt down that slimy daemon and hang its entrails like a trophy on my wall!!
Intriguing!! I don't think I trust this Agent Graves. Why is he continuously blinking in Morse Code and why would an FBI Agent need to signal SOS? How would he know to ask us if we remembered before we were born and after we died? What was the meaning of the drawing on the papers? It seemed like the sign of Jupiter, a pentagram, and other things I don't recognize yet.
This is going to make my head spin. Get ready, Palace Pals, we've got more data to scrutinize.
Excellent job, Jim! Sorry you melted. 👍
Me: my heart is aching for the love I have for my beloved sister Marie.
@@jacksonmiller7745 okay, Jonathan Reid.
What’s the meaning of the “do you remember before you were born and after you died” question? Is Jim pulling an Ephemeral Rift and doing overarching stories and lore and shit now? I must know
@@jacksoncordray1593 that's what we are all trying to figure out. Dimi explains a bit in the 3rd Russian gangster video, but things are slowly being tied together in a masterpiece of storytelling. Jim will have us all carving shapes in our mashed potatoes like that guy from Close Encounters. 😆
@@eonsmith9508 sick Vampyr reference
Fill Graves? LOL. I don't know how anyone falls asleep to Jim's RPs, they wake me up and keep me on edge.
"How's your heart?"
Which one?
Doctor...? Doctor who?
Hello doctor
What regeneration are you in?
are you kakuzu
@@katiehazen5308 ah I see you’re also familiar with Hidan’s boyfriend.
first thing i noticed was the morse code
second was the fact that he blatantly stated he was a germaphobe, then continually touched his gloved hands to his face.
this entire video is gold.
I noticed that too and I can't tell if it's he's got something to hide under the gloves or if he's face is very itchy today like cause of makeup
DIDiaryASMR also i’m not sure if it was for ASMR or not but when the extra pen noises come in... could that be another agent behind the camera watching him??? he seemed to get more nervous, either way these videos just keep getting better and better.
DIDiaryASMR he also seems to be fighting some sort of perhaps drugs? like the hard blinking when it isn’t morse code and the like dazed look 👀
lol it was the polygraph machine making the extra noises
MissKitae probably he was very sweaty by the end lol ☺️
I love how you always get into your character's roles all the way❣️😃 You give us quality everytime.
For a germaphobe be certainly touches his face a lot. A pattern or signal maybe
This man and his ability to change, he is definitely a shapeshifter
“You have the protection of the United States government”
(‘Me, an American healthcare worker with no PPE)
......sure
🥺
🤣
Hello I’m OSHA MAN
This all sounds like a... series of unfortunate events. :D
Lol, I'll see myself out.
How did you know that I’ve always wanted to be detained by the FBI and polygraph tested?
Seriously though, awesome video! Especially since it’s part of the Matt/Dimi saga. And it’s nice to see you in brighter lights for a change 😸
Edit: Your American accent skills 🙌
Okay, so I'm still in the middle of this video but here's my theory: it started with germain the duke who wanted our blood bc of its power. Dimi rescued us and kept us save, healed our wounds and stuff. Dimi also says we've hurt our eye, which i can relate to the syringe (?) that the duke poked in our eye in the beginning. Dimi explained to us why people were after us, bc of our special abilities. Matt, who seems to be hundred of years old with his multiple lives maybe wants our power for himself as well and that's why he kills dimi and kidnapps us. Matt maybe lost his last life and now we ended up here at the fbi to clarify the whole situation.
Edit: 23:46 why would an American fbi agent call us malenki? Why is he starting to whisper so weirdly? Is it possible that the duke is actually here talking to us bc he can shape shift as far as I remember and he said he will always watch us??? I remember the duke whispered to us in the same way which confuses me even more.
I'm not into all the puzzle pieces, so feel free to add any comments on my theory 😊😇
Germain has to be related...not sure how yet ☺️ but good catch! I had to go rewatch it...Germain says you will see me again, I will look different....👍🏻
Litl kim i would be so shook and mindblown if Germain is actually part of this puzzle 😱😍
Kritzelmaus go back and watch it. I was 😳☺️you were spot on with the whispering
Litl kim yes! I knew the whispering sounded familiar OMG
OMG I just commented above that I thought that look at 20:07 was Germain and so was the whispering at the end! That's the Jim video I've watched the most (I swear I know it word for word now lol) and that part at the end is absolutely Germain!
Ok, first off, amazing job with the accent, you sounded extremely authentic.
Second. This character scares me more than Matt and Dimi and any of the bad guys combined ever did. The blinking and fidgeting and sweating and everything made me on edge and I can't decided if this guy needs help because he's working for the bad guys or if he's trying to warn us not to say anything incriminating.
Third. I HAVE A NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY ABOUT OUR POWERS. So Mr Secret Agent Man is definitely right, it's super weird that a murderer like Matt and a criminal like Dimi would simply not be able to kill us/decide to take care of us instead/give us cute pet names/take us under their wing and even maybe love us a little. So I'm willing to bet our powers have something to do with that. Either we've got magical fucking puppy eyes or like, some kind of prevention-from-dying thing going on, mental manipulation style. Dimi said we had an immortal soul, we can live any life and be anyone and anything. Maybe that means less taking over a new body and more fitting our current self in anywhere. We can live anywhere because no matter where we go things fall into place and we survive.
OR, BUT MORE SINISTER,
The falling in love with us stage is the first stage of us becoming a new person. People meet us, and they latch on to us, and they like us, then fall for us, then get close to us, then are eventually absorbed by us and we take them over moving on and living forever. The only reason we're still in the same body is because everybody keeps getting killed before we can get them. This is a little far fetched but hey, so is multiple hardened criminals with blood on their hands and a severe lack of empathy falling for us.
Anyway, I think our powers are somewhat emotional and empathy based, inspiring people to like us, helping us fit easily into new lives.
Was he blinking in code after he asked us how our heart was? Even if he wasn't, he definitely knows more than he's letting on...
June Adams i think it SOS, at least at the end it was SOS
That’s what I thought, maybe the tapping as well?
oregonstonerr that would explain all the not so subtle signals
I definitely feel it’s an SOS...also with how our heart is, which heart was he talking about???
Ariel_Grey29 oh how could i forget that... wow my mind just went blank🙈
I actually forgot that Jim was British for the duration of this video. Great accent!
Why is this dude saying S.O.S in Morse Code with his blinking? 😂
Omg I’ve never had this many likes 🥰
@@Tactical_Pearlz ok gamer
I was 69th like 😎
@@maybecolton imagine the antifunny
Donald Mccarty ‘twas being sarcastic
I believe this is the most delicious confusion and suspense I have ever experienced.
Jim:Uploads
Me:Guess I'll sleep
Blinking in morse code is so 2020..now why would an FBI agent need to send an SOS? Nice Astaroth Sigil!
SpookyAL Are we certain he’s really an FBI agent? He also switched to say CIA at one point. Get your stories straight, Agent Graves.
@@SerenityBane No we are not.. But the CIA comment was referring to Dimi. FBI knew about Matt and CIA knew about Dimi. CIA collects data on foreign people/countries but is prohibited from collecting info on US citizens.
SpookyAL Just making sure this Graves fellow is keeping his story straight. You can’t trust anyone these days.
@@SerenityBane hahaha. no truer words...
@@SpookyStregaAL As if that stops the CIA lol
“The suspense is terrible! I hope it’ll last” is the best quote to sum this up. I do enjoy the conspiracies and tales you spin into your unique ASMR videos and I truly appreciate the time and effort you put into these relaxing works of art.
Hmmm... I left with more questions than answers.
Also all them conspiracy theorists are going to make me start studying Morse Code charts, I know it.
Ariel_Grey29 😂 i might join to find answers
"Welcome to the party pal!"
So uh..you gonna make a Netflix show cause I think we all need one with you in it.
The only thing I need to confess, is that I seem to have been in a weird love triangle with Matt and Dimi. I might need a psych evaluation... 😂😂
With Matt?! Matt is an a complete asshole!
Can we be polyamorous and have both?
Can we be in a poly with both?
Ya just had to bring up the sad reminder that Dimi was dead! I'm still not over that! Deeply invested in the plot now.
My witness testimony is not always reliable because I fall asleep during these sessions a lot LOL
The first time I caught the morse code my heart jumped.
I am wondering what he is trying to say
Someone else said it's SOS
@@bro-rm5xo yes, it's SOS ( ... _ _ _ ... ) learned it as a kid and I'll never forget it.
@@siri6840 thanks for confirming!
Totally freaks one out, right?
Someone telling us that we're 'safe' -- a secret agent type with a name that literally points to a practiced ease at dealing violence and death -- and HE'S blinking 'SOS' at US. (⊙＿⊙);;;
If this guy, who has training, resources, and contacts at a federal level, and who is regularly 'filling up graves', needs help, then who on Earth could he possibly need help with? t.t Mike Myers?
Oh damn, I'm so invested in this story..
Truly Amazing Content! Love all the sounds!
Ngl, I expected him to start with a hearty "Mister Anderson" considering how close the hair looks
The writing and clipboard sounds were crisp. Loved it
Best. Voice. Ever!
i'm sorry but i simply do not trust this new guy, he has multiple strikes against him
law enforcement, specifically american, *insulted mafia dad* (yes i am deeply attached to dimi), overall a little bit creepy,
also, i'm sure the blinking means something but i have no idea what (amazing video jim, this is an amazingly written series !!)
Honestly, ACAB...just also trying to figure what the SOS is about. Because he *could* be a 'good' cop....if he quits. :P
Love your videos! Could you please put this series in a playlist in video order so that it would make it easier to watch them? Thanks again for all your hard work and excellent talent!
Wow I'm always so impressed with how talented you are. I really like this roleplay a lot. All the sounds are so very relaxing and tingly. The tone of your voice is just so soothing 😌
this is like one of my favorite ASMR videos honestly
I just found your channel today and you have some of the most interesting concepts I've seen. You're definitely up there with ephemeral rift and Dr T for my favorites. Keep up the great work!
Yesss!! Absolute gold, my dear Jim
Jim you are amazing and I really enjoyed this. I loved you're look by the way! I am very relaxed!
Your facial expressions in all your videos are so stellar it’s enthralling
When I saw the notification for a new video I was already excited and intrigued by the title, but man when I began watching and realized this video continues the storyline done in the past Matt videos all I could think is somebody give this man a Grammy! Truly your work is very impressive and stands out from many other ASMR artists out there. Thank you for all the hard work you put into your videos 💕
Very relaxing. Great work
Enjoy the little nuances that hint at what's happening. 😊 I really like this series.
I was sat waiting for the end... I expected him to say' See you soon... Poppet' Like I genuinely expected it but now I'm sat anticipating the next video!! :D
Me being a badass: Don't mess with Maleenki! I haz 2 lives like a cat!
*secretly waiting for Matt to pop up since he hates police n agents*
Just like when you’re reading a good book and can’t wait to have quiet time to read the next chapter- I can’t wait to see where you take this next Jim - masterfully *wink* done - all the elements are there
This is strangely relaxing, but taps into the alien nature of what spontaneous ASMR truly is. Your voice is great for the medium and your American accent is quite nice honestly. Getting Agent Smith vibes. So good.
Magnificent video and the character is perfect for me
Thank you, Jim, for making me feel like a hero of a very convoluted crime story
Hmm something is suspicious...
FBI Agent: *keeps touching his face*
My brain: GUILTY
Love your videos dude
RiP Demi, and Matt. Both broke my heart. This is fantastic writing sir, absolutely amazing.
I'm glad you put out another video so soon after the dimi video..... But now I'm just as curious as ever 😬
the serotonin i get from these? ✨immaculate✨
00:16 that look and that smile... Sir please 😍
Jim's giving, "I tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code"
He do be sending us SOS every akward pause tho. You ok Phil?
So amazing
You're American accent is so good! How are you so amazing at all these accents!? Another amazing one!
The intense eye contact and whispers at 25 min had me like 😩😅 Thank you for another great video! 🙌🏻
Phil Graves, got it! Ha!
It’s brilliant to have the third episode presented this way/ we learn things but there is so much left open/ sci -fi film noir is how I see it/ endless story line possibilities going forward/ ❤️ /
Much respect Jim- stay safe and well😍
You da man😎!
I can't believe how much I fall in love with each and every character you create Jim 💜🖤
Jim your simply the best I know of
OMG Jim ASMR !!!!!!! Its been some time
YASSSS! I can't tell how long I have been waiting for a video like this. I spent the last week looking for a similar upload but no asmr artist had really made a convincing video before. So thank you! Once again a life saviour ❤ And gotta be honest loved the sleek hair and suit 😌😏 x
Everyone who came across my comment , I hope you have a wonderful day! ❤
I hope you have a wonderful day also!
Nailed the American accent, man, awesome job. British bled through a tiny, tiny bit here and there, but I firmly believe I only noticed it because I already know you're British.
just started the video but everything about it is reminding me so much of will graham (from hannibal) and im LIVING for it
Is it sad that I kept waiting to hear the heartbeat?
Because I now watch your videos based on your voice (because of the variety of accents that you possess), when I saw that little pin I was in shock because now I was going to listen to your American accent. Fre-king AMAZING!!!!
It's so....neutral???? Mine is as well -well was- before I started watching films and videos from other countries and states and holly crap have my voice changed. This was Awesome! Very well done!
Dude, this was awesome! You sound just like an FBI agent. You got the accent and tone down perfectly...the whole 'This is business. I give a damn professionally, not necessarily personally' kinda feel. The real person behind the suit being somewhat an enigma. Does he care about murder, really? Does he sleep at night? Wonderful stuff, man!
Realizing the blinking is in Morse code almost makes me feel unworthy to receive this video for free. Take my money darn it!
:DDD *psst* 👋 He's on Patreon!
You know, I’ve been watching asmr for about 4 years now, which made me used to the sounds and kinda immune it, but this relaxed me daammnn
Still a criminally underrated channel
SG: Have you met me before?
*Malenkee having another PTSD episode*
Malenkee: Dimi..? 😨🤨
That 'burn' "born" phrase was really sketchy....🤔
I really miss Dimi, more like I'm going to miss him, my wound hasn't healed yet. 😔
Those sweat blinks were just hilarious, I have two things in common with you, tummy noises and excessive sweat drips; specially during summer. 😅
That last confession of the Agent, Jim were so damn relaxing I almost fell asleep in my laptop, one of my favorite triggers low soft spoke, was the agent trying to hypnotize me or was I naturally hypnotizing him?
Using your hand gloves as a sweat towel remind of an actor who worked at Disney World a few years ago and played Gaston perfectly and used his gloves for his forehead sweats on hot days. 🥰
20:13, I like got actually scared for the next minute as I was watching this in the middle of the night. Chills man. Great stuff
The vibe changed after he asked that question @ 20:04, amazing acting
Good as ever, Jim.
We need the rest of this story
2:19 these subtitles have me dying haha. Great video though!
Lol, I just had to go back and check it 🤣🤣🤣
Wow! The plot thickens! And here I am in the middle of it again, this poor agent doesn't know what he's in for because I've got no answers for him other than "yes I knew them but I didn't really......now they are both gone" He acts as if I should know him......could he be the dark shadow that took out Matt? so many questions and so many answers to figure out, let's see who's theory wins, great game of intrigue! Two enthusiastic thumbs up! :D
When he got closer and looked at me straight in the eyes my heart just went 📈📈📈📈📈
Why is no one talking about Dimis last name? No German speaking viewers present? Or am I hearing that wrong? Can anyone confirm that I am not loosing my mind and Dimi is indeed called Klettverschluss? 🤣
What does it mean?