LIE DETECTOR POLYGRAPH TEST ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ธ.ค. 2016
- Doctor Andrew Michaels returns with a new adventure. He must administer a Polygraph test to a subject caught doing a strange crime to prove they did indeed do it. This video is meant to be very funny, and a good laugh for the holiday season with lots of tingles galore. It may play out better without headphones, not sure so let me know. If you'd like me to do another Polygraph Test in the future, let me know.
A polygraph, popularly referred to as a lie detector, measures and records several physiological indices such as blood pressure, pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity while the subject is asked and answers a series of questions. The belief underpinning the use of the polygraph is that deceptive answers will produce physiological responses that can be differentiated from those associated with non-deceptive answers; the polygraph is one of several devices used for lie detection.
The polygraph was invented in 1921 by John Augustus Larson, a medical student at the University of California, Berkeley and a police officer of the Berkeley Police Department in Berkeley, California. The polygraph was on the Encyclopædia Britannica 2003 list of greatest inventions, described as inventions that "have had profound effects on human life for better or worse."
Don't forget to share my videos when you can with other fans of ASMR. I do appreciate the support.
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me God
Truth. Is only what the listener perceives it to be.
Yes I shall help you.
@@god.8858 god is into cp?
I think he needs some pepper mint oil and a dropper
"Are your parents named Martha and-"
"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?"
D Kay. is it a Batman Kinda Reference ? or nah?
Soosnbinderer. Batman v Superman
I said the same thing and thought about Superman when are your parents Martha and Jon
Leaked beginning to fallout 5
Yes
the ch0ice that would be so cool and hilarious
the ch0ice 76*
the ch0ice you have no idea how true this comment holds
Doctor Taha not really
The faces you're making here are absolutely perfect
thank you
Have you ever given someone a cleveland steamer?
Me: *Googles and laughs*
pussy
that Sounds familer What does it mean again
Adam Bell it means when you take a shit on someone's chest and then you rub the shit all over them in a steamrolling fashion with your ass.
Adam Bell I'm assuming it means a shower of piss, but I'm not too sure.
thought so too final question and ill leave u alone dirty sanchez What does it mean
You can only say "I almost fell asleep" as a compliment in ASMR lol.
thank you
I love ur ASMR. Your the only guy that can give me tingles. And if I find out my friends listen to ASMR I always recommend them to u. keep up the good work.
that's really kind of you, have a most blessed day.
Thank you. You too
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welcome to what is clearly the kink list of Dr Michaels.
Did you or did you not have sexual relations with that woman...
bill Clinton: I did not....
Doc: needle just broke the sound barrier
Dad might run out of hair, but he never runs out of ideas. Another relaxing and hilarious video.
that's right, no hair, but plenty of ideas. Don't forget to share, thanks. LMAO.
Bleep was my father, sir. I prefer to go by Bink.
professor Spunch Dinkill boi same
are your parents names Martha and John?
Wait yes actually wtf
Lmfao
Tirar?? You sir made me laugh so hard in one of my darkest hours! Much love and respect
Hope tomorrow is a better day, thank you.
Your a genius sir! Im so honored i found your channel! Incredible asmr work!
14:53 gotta love that character break
Idk why but the facial expressions and the needle getting vigorous had me in tears 😂
I was doing my best to conjure up the spirit of Lucille Ball in this video. LOL She was the master of facial expression.
You really need more recognition, your content is so unique and entertaining. The way you tell a story and are able to put out some many videos in a short period of time is impressive
Thank you, don't be afraid to share my videos, it helps a lot, and I do appreciate it.
"have you ever had non-consensual sex with someone of the opposite sex?" "yes" *dat face*
The Occisor when your mom is in the room and the question is asked
His reactions are amazing... along with that thumbnail.
I'm pretty new to watching/listening to ASMR, but I was laughing hysterically to this video. I had laid down with my headphones on and a sleep mask to relax, not having read the description, just expecting peaceful sounds, and instead I was treated to questions that had me in stitches. I didn't get an afternoon nap, but I got a fantastic laugh from it. :D This is the funniest ASMR I believe I've watched thus far.
hahahahah XD
MOMMA-ANN THO. I'm watching your Detroit RP right now.
Lmao the looks after the consensual sex question killed me bruh 😂
The expressions on Andrew Michael's face as the test went on make this a classic. Exasperated to truly trying to hold in mirth.
"You didn't fair very well on this test " my life story.
Tirar... what the hell did I do to be in this predicament
Louis Token something quite disturbing involving the russian Museum, Hitlers skull and...ahm,..."your private Partyzone, that got open to the public" as far as I figured out 🤔😗🤐
I love the concern you get on your face every single time we answer; it's amazing.
Absolutely HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!! Loved it, as always!!! Thank you for some awesome belly laughs tonight!!! :)))))
snoozing already and I'm only at the beginning! This is so relaxing
I just want to say that I LOVE that you put something educational in all of your descriptions. Every time I watch your videos I get to relax and learn something new which are two of my favorite things. Keep up the amazing work! 😊
I loved the sound of the needle!
Oh my goodness Lololol! Tingle laughs. Thank you.
trying to cheer everyone up for holidays. I'm so glad you stopped by, thank you.
7:20 _Have you ever been accused of giving someone a cleveland steamer?_
*Needle breaks*
That was gold.
Have you ever deficated in your life.
Me. Yes
*needle goes crazy*
i watched half the video before i read the description. i was like "what the hell is with these questions?!" lol
It is CRIMINAL UNDER RATING that this video has so few views and is easily your most hilarious content.
I love your asmr, you and tingles are my favorites because it's your voices and execution that give me tingles. and you had no idea how much I was filled with joy when you two collabed together. and it was with the two characters I thought would get on each other's radar for what the other did. in short I love all your vids and you are one of two ppl on earth that I have found that can give me tingles every time.
Yes, we were very happy and proud to work together and do that request for all of you. Absolutely the easiest collaboration I ever did. Dr Tingles is the real deal. Thanks.
This is the funniest stuff I've seen in ASMR. I felt relaxed, but my sides were gone. And you expressions are priceless too.
The facial expressions take the cake. Well done once again, mate.
These questions and your reactions are absolutely golden
I was so relaxed, but then laughed my ass off at the "Cleveland Steamer" question
Almost a year later...still one of my favourite videos.
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These questions bro 😂😂😂
This is hilarious! I can't breathe I am laughing so hard.
you don't know why you're here?
*needle intensifies*
"it ran out of ink" LMFAO!
The thumbnail for this video though. I just about died seeing it.
you should do another one of these, i really enjoyed it. I wasnt wearing headphone and it still gave me plenty tingles
the ice cream questions make the polygraph freak out omg
Roleplay. Exactly what I needed to test my relaxation skills
Please more of this... maybe the next one you can use questions the fans ask
that's not a bad idea
I would be lieing if I said I hated this. ITS GREAT
There’s actually an easy way to beat this, and that, instead of trying to pass every question, they fail every question, doing their best to elevate their heart rate and sweat as much as possible, even lying about their name.
I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!
This is literally golden.
You make some great facial expressions in this video. Great stuff. Facial expressions trigger me the most. God bless.
It's hard containing my laughter with the Mrs. sleeping right next to me :D
"Have you ever had a rasengan stuck up your ass"
Me: No
*Sweats nervously*
There's is no other ASMR person I like than you and your science fiction and your weird stuff, I love it
thank you
TirarADeguello Your welcome bud :D
Jeesh, if you want to know about my sex life you'll have to private message me! LOL
as George Takei would say, "Oh my!"
Or he would say, "Helloooooooo"
Lmao, this is too funny!!! And relaxing too.
I love how you call it private parts in such a formal manner
This is a masterpiece of ASMR.
Should have called this Quagmire's Lie Detector ASMR
ooohhh, very good idea. Thank you.
You're Welcome I watch all your videos btw aha
This is pure gold
This was too funny. I loved your reaction to the question/responses.
I am so glad you did that colab with Dr. Tingles. You are the most entertaining asmr artist I have watched. Keep up the awesome work.
Dr. Tingles is a good man, very easy to work with, and it was a great experience. Thank you for saying that.
I'm sorry captain kangaroo and Mr green jeans made me lose it!!!!!! lololololol
Please more this was so funny to watch!
why is everything i say a lie!?
It's a joke
I know
Doodle Bags hey can you draw me ? : D I'll love you forever !
Doodle Bags cause it's hugh mungas
Doodle Bags BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS A LIE!!!!!
When you're trying to fall asleep but keep waking up from laughing 😂
What did it for me wasn't the questions or the needle going berserk and/or breaking.. Tirar's reactions to the needle and questions are what did it for me. Hah! Golden!
I fell asleep is only a compliment in asmr vids
the faces you kept making killed me lol
I very seldom use headphones. No change this time and it sounded great! Also loved the video so yes, you should totally make another!
oh my gosh..this was so freakin hilarious. i swear i laughed the entire time!! this was great
I really enjoyed making this video and have no idea watching it now, how I kept me straight face. I laugh the whole time watching it now.
The thumbnail is the best asmr thumbnail that I have ever seen
I definitely had a good laugh out of this one! Haven't had a laugh like I had in ages!
The "oh daddy, daddy" had me dead XD
The pic on the thumbnail is like he made bad choices all day
"Did you hit the "pause" button at ANY time during the movie "Basic Instinct", stared at the lower third of the screen, right in the middle, for at least 9 minutes without blinking and went to the bathroom for another 3?"
"No".
Needle breaks in half.
OMG! Your facial expressions are killing me, your better than cat or dog videos, LOL!!!
Thank you
Some quality silly faces were made here, I like it!
I'm pissing myself laughing, the faces of surprise are priceless
My next. Usei is very funny should be out later today I hope. Soap carving.......Yep
I was waiting for him to finally look up and just go “what the fuck is wrong with you?”
fantastic comment, you made me LMFAO.
I found this hilarious! :D I hope you make more like this.
I've never laughed so hard when you said Cleveland Steamer thank you very much sir
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I CANT STOP LAUGHING? 😆
Omg this is so hilarious, thank you.
he was low key clowning. that was coo
I was about to fall asleep then I get asked about a Cleveland steamer puts me right to sleep lol
This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life
Can you do some more of these? the whole pen thing drove me crazy. I loved it.
the captain kangaroo was hilarious
My Trio (Met, Ace and Rainarth) are gonna answer some questions!
(Before start)
Met: uhhhhh
Ace: ....
Rainarth: Who does the guy think he is to ask me such stupid questions! Waste of my time! 😡
(Questions start)
Rainarth: no! My name is Rainarth
Ace: no I’m 268
Met: no.... January 2004 heh
Rainarth: NO!
Ace: yes actually!
Met: no..... I’m with Ace
Rainarth: not yet
Ace: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! NO!!!!!
Met: I’m a virgin! 😢
Rainarth: I said not yet! OMSK! Listen!
Ace: HELL NO!!!! I always ask for consent! I’m a virgin too
Met: not at all! I’m a vegetarian!
Rainarth: I’d burn it!
Ace: .... I am a virgin! SkullReaper himself! (Rolls eyes)
Met: why am I here today?
Rainarth: what the *Hell* is that? I don’t know what that is!
Ace: no....
Met: no....
Rainarth: HELL NO!!!! WHAT THE -FUCK- MAN!!!!!
Ace: nope! Pearlie is the only girl for me!
Met: I don’t have one! 😭
Rainarth: no.... I’d never do that!
Ace: no.... as I said before Pearl is the only girl for me!
Met: not really
Rainarth: what the -fuck- is that? I’ve never done that! 😡
Ace: no.... I don’t know what that is!
Met: no! No no no! Hell no!
Rainarth: No!
Ace: he’s about a 4/10.....
Met: Uhh.... NO
Rainarth: NO!!!!
Ace: who the hell is that? The only one I’m attracted to is Pearl!
Met: NO! Who is That?
Rainarth: NO!!!!!!! 😡😡😡
Ace: no! Pearl is the only girl for me!
Met: Yes! Movies are fun!
Rainarth: no!
Ace: no!
Met: NO!!! Why would I?
Rainarth: Jerry Lewis! IM SICK OF HEARING THAT NAME!!!!! I can’t get drunk!
Ace: No! I met him once! I hate him!
Met: what the hell is that?
Rainarth: which May 10th?
Ace: what? No! I don’t like Russia!
Met: no! I’ve never been to Russia!
Rainarth: ... just end my suffering!
Ace: who?
Met: no! No! No! -only octolings do that-
Rainarth: sometimes..... not often!
Ace: the hell?
Met: no! I don’t like milk!
Rainarth: (rolls eyes) hell no!
Ace: I’m a virgin! So absolutely NOT
Met: No! I’m a virgin as SAID BEFORE
Rainarth: September 19TH 2018?
(After questions)
Ace: sigh...... are we done here?
Met: uh..... we all told the truth!
Rainarth: this guy is just trying to piss me off!
Trio: Bye!
Edit: I looked up what a Cleveland steamer is..... I think I wanna rip my ears off now
I love how the Doctor's hair blends into the background so at some angles he looks completely bald.
His look looks like it should be in a telltale/borderlands game
lmao
I laughed before I even started the video. the thumbnail is amazing! love your videos, Sir!
thank you
How did you think of all these questions? They're great!
"Have you ever watched the movie Singing in the Rain?"
"Have you ever wanted to sing in the rain?"
"Have you ever thought about taking a golden shower?"
Superb video, will definitely be subbing!
Excellent ASMR and very entertaining! Please please do another!
These faces are great!!!!!😂😂😂😂
This is too funny :D you have too much talent just for asmr
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 7 YEARS AGO??? I remember this video like it was yesterday. I love it, its funny yet relaxing
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Glad you enjoyed it!