Can we take a moment to appreciate Flax's incredible accents and impressions? If you haven't already, go back to the one where he talks about the sleeper train to Scotland, his impression of the conductor is priceless
Hey guys checking in from episode 102 just wanted to say I bought the bodega book and it just arrived here in Canada! I look forward to reading it and I'll check back in when I get to this episode
L: "All these people are sitting around in Queens Square eating clouds out of water jugs..." P: "Oh don't worry Lewlew, they're just preparing t h e J U I C E. You should go ask if you can have a sip" S: *think about Wayne Gretzky taking a shit* "yeah"
I've only been operating microwaves for 20, I'm happy to report we've had 0 malfunctions and completed 3 successful upgrades and have had to put out 0 maintenance requests. THIS is microwave technology handled properly. There is no need to fear these machines being close to your homes anymore. Training and consistent supervision during operation hours are consistent. It is a quick and clean alternative to heating food as opposed to more irreplaceable means of heating like natural gas stoves, which- might I add, are more dangerous. Microwaves are the future!
Why did Pyrion actually sound like he had a collar on when he pretended to be a dog?!?! Was that edited in, Pyrion being a genius and shaking his keys, or is Pyrion into some kinky stuff?
I like how none of them seemed to realize that "chaos" defrost refers to chaos theory, in that the beam isn't collimated into a stable beam, but bounced around chaotically.
Maybe it's Daltos fulfilling a bunch of drilling donations, and someone paid extra to ship him over to Pyrion and do it during the podcast, so he's technically a guest.
I thought it was tropical juice when lewis mentioned the apple juice. Literally tesco tropical juice is such a big trend for students/young adults at the moment
My misses came running in from the other room, thought I was dying after the Chernobyl microwave.. Which was nearly correct.. but so worth it. Pyrion you legend.
26:25 - Ok... so, shaking the water off like a dog... that's fine. ... making jangly noises like he's wearing a dog-collar with metal name tags .... also fine... I guess...
While I'm definitely on board with banning those disposable barbecues in public spaces, do people not realise that they come with little metal stands so you don't have to sit them directly on the floor? Or is it just me getting some special disposable barbecue? XD
4 minutes in and realized flax is my sprit animal. After he said about his bet in trump; I thought "bet you didn't get brexit". I too got both and have the stubs to prove it. I just went by general public vibe rather than the news on both fronts. I even said almost the same about the odds on basically a 50/50 saying at those odds I can't not bet
Sips and Flax saying an Australian can't be bond, there already was one and his agent told him to not do anymore movies because he was a male model and his fashion career would take off... it didn't.
I never liked bongs. They are for people that just want to get as high as they can in the shortest time possible, and are not very sociable. Taking you time to roll a nice joint with quality ingredients and then enjoying the act of smoking it and getting high with your friends is always the way to go.
Sports people dont always do *nothing* outside of their sport for their career. Some do, many are idiots with no education because they began to spend more time in their teens training than in school - or when they were at school, they were too tired and too unfocused to pay attention. All that may be true, but there are ways around it and it's not always true. I dont follow alot of sport, but I do follow football. In Germany where I live now, some of the pro players have finished school and study either during their career or after it. Some nationals have began leading their own brands or lead companies while their time as players isnt over. Now, I dont know that it's the majority of players but quite a few of them seem smart enough to do okay. Now, Id contrast this with France where I previously lived. Most players I saw interviews from or looked into were a bit daft honestly. Generally, it seems that their education just wasnt anywhere decent and they do/did in fact spend all their time hitting a ball. I cant offer a complete explanation but Ive seen some bits that lead me to believe it's a cultural thing: _in France, you got all these really bad suburbs with social problems. Kids there often see few ways out, sports is one direct line out of poverty and a crime filled neighbourhood. Obviously, kids with those backgrounds tend to not value school much at all and they focus all their energies on the one thing that gave them joy as kids and an escape to poverty: their sports. Frank Ribery is a perfect example of that trajectory. Also, having been a teacher in France for a few years, Ive seen how easy it is to lose touch with school all-together. A student of mine aimed at becoming a pro player (didnt have him long, no idea if he succeeded) and he was always tired and didnt follow the curriculum well. _in Germany, this seems to be a bit different. A larger proportion of players seem to come from middle-class families and are able and interested to still finish their Abitur (high school exams) despite training on the side. I have less experience with how it'd work in practice, but given we tend to have shorter school days, it may be easier to adapt both parts of their life. As an aside, german schools are more flexible, the system is too, so maybe that helps pro players to get an education (and thus know more than how to kick a ball) before their active career and during. _finally, Ive had the opportunity to teach some active pro players a few years ago (not german players, people hired by german teams that needed language training): their schedule definetely allows for other interests. When you think of professional training, dont think of a 9-5 job filled with sports-training. They have a few training sessions in the morning but they're done by mid-day roughly (except on match days or season prep obviously). So their regular days would easily allow for more activities than their sport only, if they choose to have such.
Sips? Whose Tim Hardy? Hes a fine man hahaha could you not learn his name? Lmao.... But remember an aussie played Bond, George Lazenby. The only bond who married and had his heart broken. P.s. sounds like shisha smoking lewis?
Black Lesbian = James Bond. Well, I haven't enjoyed the franchise since Craig David or whatever he's called has been in it so this will nicely finish it off - Get woke, go broke.
Honestly Pyrion's impressions are my favorite part of these podcasts
Geordie, Yorkshire, just hilarious as a Northern Englishman myself
Pyrion's impressions are my favorite part of my entire life.
I couldn't agree more
A compilation video is needed!
His sleeper train impression is one of the funniest things ever on this podcast
TBH one of the best things to come out of this virus, is the consistency which this podcast has been coming out!
You jinxed it
The cartons are cider, the apple pub in bristol is selling 2 pints in milk jugs and people are drinking them in queens square
Thank you, Lewis' description left me with a lot of unresolved intrigue
thought it must have been something like that
That was like my first thought, how did none of them come to that conclusion, they thought bong water and urine was more likely.
Pyrion's mic is drilling its way into my skull like a swarm of wasps through a coma patient
It's really not that bad
Pyrion, you are so bloody funny with your impressions. The microwave Chernobyl bit was brilliant.
Got a timestamp? I've been looking for that bit for ages but never remembered which episode it was from
@@Dogtles I wish I had....you'll just have to listen to the whole thing :D
@@GreatKingOfLipnice thanks man, it's cool, I found it
25:15 Can we all appreciate the beautiful thing Sips said about his friend Pyrion.
Can we take a moment to appreciate Flax's incredible accents and impressions? If you haven't already, go back to the one where he talks about the sleeper train to Scotland, his impression of the conductor is priceless
Hey guys checking in from episode 102 just wanted to say I bought the bodega book and it just arrived here in Canada! I look forward to reading it and I'll check back in when I get to this episode
Enjoy!
4 minutes in and Pyrion heads into a fishbowl
25:15 wholesome content
L: "All these people are sitting around in Queens Square eating clouds out of water jugs..."
P: "Oh don't worry Lewlew, they're just preparing t h e J U I C E. You should go ask if you can have a sip"
S: *think about Wayne Gretzky taking a shit* "yeah"
Best description of the podcast.
I’ve been running microwaves for 30 years
Thank you for your service minister
I've only been operating microwaves for 20, I'm happy to report we've had 0 malfunctions and completed 3 successful upgrades and have had to put out 0 maintenance requests. THIS is microwave technology handled properly. There is no need to fear these machines being close to your homes anymore. Training and consistent supervision during operation hours are consistent. It is a quick and clean alternative to heating food as opposed to more irreplaceable means of heating like natural gas stoves, which- might I add, are more dangerous.
Microwaves are the future!
Why did Pyrion actually sound like he had a collar on when he pretended to be a dog?!?! Was that edited in, Pyrion being a genius and shaking his keys, or is Pyrion into some kinky stuff?
Mikey Pugh maybe its part of his mic or headphone setup
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I like how none of them seemed to realize that "chaos" defrost refers to chaos theory, in that the beam isn't collimated into a stable beam, but bounced around chaotically.
this is the best podcast on the internet hands down
That compliment from sips to pyrion
This was one of the best episodes of Triforce so far!
My mates have a bong called James Bong. There's also Bong Jovi, LeBong James, Bong Iver.
Where is Um Bongo?
*Family Guy live studio Ostrich "ha haa"*
Amazing
simon lebong?
bong iver got me
I've been on virus break, and as a result I haven't listen to Triforce as I listen to it only on a walk. It's good to be back.
It'll be cartons of cider lads. 4 pinters used to be only done at festivals but now that take away drinks are a thing pubs are doing them aswell now.
As a Geordie, Pflax's impression of Gazza was spot on. Love this Podcast!
Ok Sips being an adorable friend to pflax was the wholesome content I needed today
"They've got Tom Cruise, we've got James Bond." PFlax 2020
HAPPY CANADA DAY!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Let's get it baby!!!! 🎉♥️♥️
Congratulations on being Canadian, Canada.
This episode was absolutely brilliant.
30:45
YES!! Love that microwave. Turbo reheat and chaos defrost. Badass.
Daddy flax teaches the old ways of on the fly bong making.
Pyrion's impressions are on point this episode haha
Pyrion's drill impression is freaking perfect.
So if captain Tom is sports personality of the year what are the chances he is the next James Bond
Maybe it's Daltos fulfilling a bunch of drilling donations, and someone paid extra to ship him over to Pyrion and do it during the podcast, so he's technically a guest.
The people in queens square were drinking takeaway beers from a local pub..
I thought it was tropical juice when lewis mentioned the apple juice. Literally tesco tropical juice is such a big trend for students/young adults at the moment
My misses came running in from the other room, thought I was dying after the Chernobyl microwave.. Which was nearly correct.. but so worth it. Pyrion you legend.
I don't see Pyrion as "the bald guy". I see Pyrion as the angry Dota guy.
26:25 - Ok... so, shaking the water off like a dog... that's fine.
... making jangly noises like he's wearing a dog-collar with metal name tags .... also fine... I guess...
Can we start a GoFundMe for Pyrion to get a new mic? His new microwave-microphone is making my ears bleed.
Anyone remember when these podcasts used to be an hour and a half ;
There was an Australian James Bond: George Lazenby.
OMG JOHN BOVRIL 19:19 to 19:45
Just casually typing the actors names into Google too
These three actually reduce toxic masculinity in the world. That sweet pyrion compliment by sips and the threes friendship
link to what these juice jugs/bongs look like?
While I'm definitely on board with banning those disposable barbecues in public spaces, do people not realise that they come with little metal stands so you don't have to sit them directly on the floor? Or is it just me getting some special disposable barbecue? XD
PFlax's Russian Accent had me DYING! (It's funny cause I'm Russian too!) Oh my gosh, I love these podcasts.
Pyrion trying to explain bongs to these two but actually its just people sipping beer and cider bought from king street is major boomer energy.
Pyrion was right, those were bongs. The water turns yellow from the weed smoke/ash.
4 minutes in and realized flax is my sprit animal. After he said about his bet in trump; I thought "bet you didn't get brexit". I too got both and have the stubs to prove it. I just went by general public vibe rather than the news on both fronts.
I even said almost the same about the odds on basically a 50/50 saying at those odds I can't not bet
What an absolute title.
"Aliens masquerading as humans to succeed at sports" I think there was an episode of The X-Files about that.
July 16 triforce day
In Australia we use a gatorade bottle and hose and for all you pommy mung heads ❤️
The old gatorade saxophone
Pierce Brosnan was From Ireland born in Drogheda 🤷🏻♂️
To reiterate, DO NOT drink the bong water
THERE WAS AN AUSTRALIAN JAMES BOND... (in response to saying you cant have russle crow or non uk james bonds)
He was one and done but it still counts
Not sure if its what Louis was talking about, but the way he described it was something like i used to have, called Shisha or Hookah~
23:20 could use Stalin back, do you know what to you know who, get those oligarchs out
Big up the Matt LeTiss shout 🔴⚪
imagine Vinnie Jones as James Bond.. so many people are going to die
There's a photo of Sips with a microwave out there....
I think sips and flax got married in this episode
It strikes me that sips doesn't seem to know anyone in modern popular culture
Most dads become pretty detached from society after long enough but sips is way out there at this point
Sometimes I hate Pyrion, most times I love him. His Chernobyl stuff was utter brilliance, he should try his hand at stand-up
'scuse you Flax. Question of Sports Is great
My nickname is James Bong to many people ahah
Alan Sugar is a Lord. He is genuinely in a position of political power.
I watched spectre again the other day. Its honestly the most boring film I've ever seen.
My menstrual cycle is returning to normal, thanks guys! :)
Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot
So funny! 😁
Why does Pyrion sound like he's talking with a shitty megaphone
how was this not called chaos defrost: horse piss
Sips and Flax saying an Australian can't be bond, there already was one and his agent told him to not do anymore movies because he was a male model and his fashion career would take off... it didn't.
i want a clip of sips saying "I would watch a Nazi rally"
How about taking a novelty bet if sips yt channel is coming out of retirement? The odds are even lower than the stalin thing
i love vampire stalin
Pflax is making the classic remainer mistake of confusing Europe with the EU!
Somehow according to pryion, James Bond = Tom Cruise
I AM BACK
James bond's got to be from the UK? Guess sips forgot about Pierce Brosnan lol
Christopher Lee for James Bond
Danny Devito for James Bond
Mate Alan Sugar was a Lord long before Trump became president. Dude does actual government work and shit.
Bond 100% needs to be British.
Comrade Microwave o7
i guess chaos frost defrost wasn't a good name for the episode
I never liked bongs. They are for people that just want to get as high as they can in the shortest time possible, and are not very sociable. Taking you time to roll a nice joint with quality ingredients and then enjoying the act of smoking it and getting high with your friends is always the way to go.
sad to say but it is Idris Elba
Sorry, not sorry but Raheem Sterling is the SPOTY winner, without a doubt
Someone should tell them about Blood bowl :)
Tsh
Sports people dont always do *nothing* outside of their sport for their career. Some do, many are idiots with no education because they began to spend more time in their teens training than in school - or when they were at school, they were too tired and too unfocused to pay attention. All that may be true, but there are ways around it and it's not always true. I dont follow alot of sport, but I do follow football. In Germany where I live now, some of the pro players have finished school and study either during their career or after it. Some nationals have began leading their own brands or lead companies while their time as players isnt over. Now, I dont know that it's the majority of players but quite a few of them seem smart enough to do okay.
Now, Id contrast this with France where I previously lived. Most players I saw interviews from or looked into were a bit daft honestly. Generally, it seems that their education just wasnt anywhere decent and they do/did in fact spend all their time hitting a ball.
I cant offer a complete explanation but Ive seen some bits that lead me to believe it's a cultural thing:
_in France, you got all these really bad suburbs with social problems. Kids there often see few ways out, sports is one direct line out of poverty and a crime filled neighbourhood. Obviously, kids with those backgrounds tend to not value school much at all and they focus all their energies on the one thing that gave them joy as kids and an escape to poverty: their sports. Frank Ribery is a perfect example of that trajectory. Also, having been a teacher in France for a few years, Ive seen how easy it is to lose touch with school all-together. A student of mine aimed at becoming a pro player (didnt have him long, no idea if he succeeded) and he was always tired and didnt follow the curriculum well.
_in Germany, this seems to be a bit different. A larger proportion of players seem to come from middle-class families and are able and interested to still finish their Abitur (high school exams) despite training on the side. I have less experience with how it'd work in practice, but given we tend to have shorter school days, it may be easier to adapt both parts of their life. As an aside, german schools are more flexible, the system is too, so maybe that helps pro players to get an education (and thus know more than how to kick a ball) before their active career and during.
_finally, Ive had the opportunity to teach some active pro players a few years ago (not german players, people hired by german teams that needed language training): their schedule definetely allows for other interests. When you think of professional training, dont think of a 9-5 job filled with sports-training. They have a few training sessions in the morning but they're done by mid-day roughly (except on match days or season prep obviously). So their regular days would easily allow for more activities than their sport only, if they choose to have such.
Comrade microwave
Jesus PFlax turn down the gain on your mic ffs. That distortion is more grating than the drilling no one can hear.
4th
Sadly ou can't join the podcast as the fourth permanent member, it's not the Quadforce! podcast after all
:)
5th
Sips? Whose Tim Hardy? Hes a fine man hahaha could you not learn his name? Lmao....
But remember an aussie played Bond, George Lazenby. The only bond who married and had his heart broken.
P.s. sounds like shisha smoking lewis?
Black Lesbian = James Bond. Well, I haven't enjoyed the franchise since Craig David or whatever he's called has been in it so this will nicely finish it off - Get woke, go broke.