50 Ways to Die in Minecraft X
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 พ.ย. 2019
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• Part 10 Credits
This is the 10th regular installment in my series of comedy Minecraft montages. Some people didn't understand what the thumbnail of this video is supposed to be. It's a picture of Atropos, one of the 3 fates from Greek Mythology, cutting the thread of someone's life. Some people had, let's just say, a much less monetizable interpretation of the image. I suppose it's because I made the thread red, but I couldn't think of what other color to make it. Black would have been harder to see, and white would have made it look like it was part of the same body as the arms. I suppose I could have made it gold. Some people also commented that this was a reference to the Disney Hercules movie, but it's not. It's referencing the same thing that the movie was referencing, although I probably got the idea from the movie.
Also, a few people accused me of stealing the concept of using the letter "X" to name the 10th installment from Fortnite. So just to clarify, using an X to mark the tenth entry in a series is done because X is the roman numeral for 10.
As for the video, in my opinion, this one is pretty mediocre, which is odd, because I made it at the same time as part 11. For vanilla 50 ways videos, I usually make enough clips for two videos, then rank them from funniest to least funny, then split them evenly between the two videos so that neither video ends up being too bad. But on re-watching them half a year later, I think part 11 ended up being much better than part 10. Maybe my tastes changed.
Despite being worse overall, Part 10 still has a few good moments. My favorites are the 8 crossbows scene, the suspicious Stu scene, the airplane scene, the skeleton dungeon scene, the expired water scene, and the last scene. In the expired water scene, some have pointed out that the expiration date on the bottle is the expiration date for the bottle itself, not the water. I actually already knew that because I googled it as soon as I saw the expiration date in real life. But I still made it a clip in the video because I thought the idea of water expiring like cheese was funny.
The clone trooper joke isn't just a reference to Star Wars. It's specifically a reference to the original Star Wars: Battlefront II from 2005. In that game, whenever you played as a droideka, the AI clones would all throw thermal detonators at you whenever they had line of sight, filling the screen with red glowing metal softballs. I think it's pretty clear indicator that I didn't have enough good jokes that a joke about such an obscure subject made it in to the video.
If things hadn't been going so well for me in 2019, I would never have risked putting Robocop footage in my video.
#Minecraft #50WtDiM #Comedy - เกม
I'm putting the credits in a separate video to avoid getting demonetized and also so that people don't flood their screens with the credits after pressing "Read More" like usual.
th-cam.com/video/-2mEMOpp_kQ/w-d-xo.html
Jake Eyes COPPA and FTD is implementing their new TH-cam rule in Jan 2020
Sup.
Why do I remember watching this
Let's go
What about my requests?
That's probably the farthest the gingerbread man has gotten in his sentence.
Yup
Im starting to feel bad for her now
Are you assuming genders
Jk
frozen doge
“ man “ FOR “HER”
Top 10 questions science still can't answer: why was Jake Eyes Demonitized
Chomas Fan2019 Productions because his has no eyes
Because the All-seeing Omnipresent Eye that controls TH-cam just wanted to remind everyone not to mess with it.
@@twistedwonderland9378 TH-cam is racist.
Teaches people to kill their friends
idea train chase before crashing into the building
I like how the "there-are-no-trucks-in-minecraft" thing is like an SCP. I'm surprised it isn't one yet.
there will be. (probably)
Ikr. There’s so many potential death reasons.
Probably the same force as the I-Like-Trains Kid from asdfmovie
@@s_cabbage2 you mean the "Trainsgender" Guy?
SCP-3899 The Dark Hauler (Keter)
A large semi-truck that materializes itself on empty highways in the south-west (I think). The exhaust fumes contain volcanic ash, and the driver is to shrouded to obtain a good view of facial features. It shows no major threat to humanity, in fact if it runs you off the road, the next morning you'll receive a mysterious package containing an apology letter, and a few thousand dollars. But, because it is impossible to contain, it is labeled as a Keter class anomaly. Fun fact, SCP agents flew over it and used a radio to ask it questions. The driver sounded like your typical red-neck saying things like "I GO WHERE THE ROAD TAKES ME!"
You're welcome.
"Also, a few people accused me of stealing the concept of using the letter "X" to name the 10th installment from Fortnite." LMAO
I actually dislike the game, and I haven't played it since October 2018.
Calm down, I'm going to speak to them. "loads shotgun"
Where did you see that part?
Hang on, let me get some good recommendations for those players…
(Sends out a recommendation for Fairly Odder to all Forniters)
There! Done.
Keeping your hearts at half all the time.
“There are no trucks in Minicraft.”
*Someone playing Minicraft online immediately dies.*
Did u just said "Minicraft"?
It is spelled *MINECRAFT*
Are u stoopid or u r just faking?
le creb, Bruh why would someone miss spell such a good word???
Notch actually created a game called Minicraft after creating Minecraft. It later got built upon by others
@Robo YES. EXACTLY.
@@robo9031 yeah
"So, are you going to add some bees to your farm?"
"What are you talking about? There are no bees in minecraft."
*immediately stung by angry bees*
[Not keeping up to date with updates]
Yes but it says NOT KEEPING UP TO DATE WITH UPDATES. P.s. sorry if that sounded rude in any way.
@@abramlaroche3298 ?????
@@Dan-379 I agree with you
New idea: being a minecraft charecter working for Jake Eyes
uh, no
Cool idea!
Yes
I love the idear
@frisk ?
"There are no trucks in Minicraft."
Meanwhile in Minicraft, an actual game Notch made:
Lol yeah ludum dare
No! The sign says minecraft!! Why did you say minicraft???? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST SAY “THERE ARE NO TRUCKS IN MINECRAFT”????!?!???????!!
Minccraft
I don't get this joke explain someone
@@Silly__billy777 Ned has been killed by saying ‘there are no trucks in Minecraft’ before, he was testing on Stu to see if it’s the saying of the words that trigger the death, or he was just incredibly unlucky. Stu of course messes up, Ned almost says the words, catches himself, and then accidentally says them anyway, causing another truck to hit him.
Foreshadowed The, “There Are No Trucks In Minecraft” quote, nice!
where?
That's not what foreshadowing means.
? Fast reply tho.
UnderNated oh he used foreshadowing wrong, that explajns the confusion
7:55 Ah! He said it! XDDDDDDDD
Idea: turning the shower knob too far
* Water turns to lava *
Turning the shower handle 1 pixel to the left
@SuperEpicDude McCraft YES! SO TRUE
Boi I take my showers as hot as they go no joke
If it goes cold tho im dead
then turning the shower knob too low
**water pours out and then person turns to ice**
Well hat would be *cold* hearted of you to do that
“My name is inigo montoya.”
“You kill my father.”
“P r e p a r e t o d i e”
*Escaped...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Inconceivable!
the ender dragon is female tho?
You are already dead
"Failing to follow the containment procendures"
Is that an SCP reference?
I felt like that was just a very drawn out D class joke
D-BOIS UNITE!
Yes
ΩɱΞɠα ʗɧąΓἲʐåį yes
In this experiment, the D-Stu was obedient instead of hesitant to follow orders. This unexpected collaboration caused a major containment breach at Site-[ ], resulting in its on-site nuclear warhead to be detonated.
From now own, all D-class are required to take a hearty dose (3 liters) of SCP-[ ], and a daily supplement of dado's secret sauce so that future experiment may go smoothly.
I love how he just calls it a "comedy montage" because he knows just how much this series has derailed from the simple elegance of its original purpose.
and it derailed for the better
I have an Idea
Reading hate comments
“Died from toxins”
He Already Did That
@@CheesoTheCheese Which part is the: reading hating comments?
@@seb99342 it was when he spelled die as dye bc YT demonetized him for it. He didn’t tell the fans xD
@@finalistburrito2499 no that death was "Mispelling Die with Dye" or something
the hate comments death was from the 3rd part, mainly consisting of hate comments from the 2nd part because jakeeyes put a few undertale references there
'TH-cam comments'
Part one ig
7:55 “There are no trucks in Minecraft”
Guy who made the Containment Procedures: *Your free-trial to live has end*
Heavy voice: 'exists'
Minecraft youtubers: *'I should have done this, long ago!'*
`WHO TOUCHED MY GUN ` said a sad heavy spotted on the streets without his gun
Theres also a engi voice line and i thought also a high pitched sniper laugh
Let's do this Texas style
I AM FULLY CHARGED
@@chaos_blue1089 doctor, are you sure this will work?!
I noticed something about redstone ned, in the past videos, his glasses were incomplete, but in this one, his glasses were complete.
I always just thought he was angry
Jake Eyes put a heart on this comment! Thank you so much! I love your videos Jake Eyes!
2:09 it is funny how you have nothing on the spot in the inventory you’re at
WHAT!?!?
2:06 love the TeamFortress reference
okay why don't you have more likes-
Idea: downloading the wrong mod
*dies to a scp*
RedstoneNed was killed by one.. as the sentence caused a game anamoly. It also said failing to follow containment procedures as death 50
@@yunhuaou1436 👀
@Minh Vương Bảo Special Containment Procedures
Idea: Killing a polar bear in front of animal protection.
Meme Lord that’s actually a good idea
*Nothing happens*
Another one: killing animal protection in front of a polar bear
@@ct-wolfram7657 that would be PETA
@@arianamartinez5090 ik
The big 10. Congrats on making it this far with this show. And honestly, ending this vid with another 'There are no trucks in Minecraft' gag was a genius idea.
Miner: *getting shot to death by skeletons*
Subtitles: Music
Carrying more than the entire Earth's total gold supply in your inventory:
*Gets squished*
Jake: Doesn’t censor “Die” as “Dye”
TH-cam and Coppa: *So, you have chosen Death.*
TH-cam and Coppa: *Gets demonitized with the word Death*
50 ways to die on youtube
Future me: Am I a joke to you?
Nobody notices my questions, so i will ask it here...? Do anybody know what is the music on 4:35
TH-cam:ao you chose **die**
7:40 "WHY WOULD IT SAY MINNYCRAFT???" 😂😂😂
5:05 Red Bull (Doesnt) Give You wings
Idea: trying an mlg water bucket... next to lava ( the water turns into obsidian and the player dies)
Technically it would turn to stone.
@@cybersketcher1130 Or cobblestone, depending on whether the water was a source block.
Technically it would stay water and the flowing lava would turn into cobblestone.
@@see3655 So the best way to do it would be Water Bucket Challenge (someone pours lava over the Water Bucketer, it turns the water to stone and the player dies), or just basic cheats to turn water into obsidian in moments when water shouldn't actually be obsidian, given normal game rules. In the latter scenario, a later death is based on nitpicking.
lol
Idea: Saying “Ok Boomer” to a Minecraft Veteran
Esteban Brzosko or to a creeper
C l e a v e r
@@Vtron-pe2bw aw man
What does it mean btw, my brother won't stop saying it.
CyberSketcher 11 basically when an adult says something like “it’s that damn phone!” You would respond by saying “ok boomer”
4:23
Nerd: * Talks about sand blocks automatically updating *
That cave in the background: *Hey*
Fun fact: The expiration date on a bottle of water is for the plastic bottle itself, which can decay and release dangerous chemicals into the water. It's less "expired water" and more "water from expired plastic bottle"
Idea:
Attempting the "How did we get here?" advancement without armor
*Gets shot by spectral arrow*
@James Slepak The first should be "Trash Talking Gold Armour"
"Yeah golden armour sucks! Diamond is way better!"
*goes outside*
*50 piglins outside*
*gets murdered*
@James Slepak pools
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 netherite is way way wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than Diamond
Couple: look at our new baby!
Redstone Ned: what do u mean? There are no babies in Minecraft...
(Baby zombie kills him)
How about an ARMY OF BABY ZOMBIES instead of just one?
A army of Baby drowned holding tridents
Lol
Forgetting to tie up lose ends my reaction: you mean tv shows too good to end yet with 50 more questions than answers jake: comes up with something like I couldnt imagine it was even more clever It brightens my day whenever you post
7:45: *Me When I'm about to say a Swear word*
Awesome as always
imagine finding a verified commenter with no likes or replies
Bruh only 11 likes?
Thanos: Impossible
I think asdfmovie made it Opposite Day
Me: There are no trucks in minecraft
Also me: *dead*
llolololol
6:09 it’s so funny that I can’t stop
5:14 The reason water "expires" is because the plastic of the bottle can leach into the water over time and contaminate it with chemicals
Forgetting that sleep is necessary to survive in the update due to nightmares
trying to mlg into a water bucket to show off after anoying an admin
Almost 3 years late, but 6:39 hurts because of how true it is
6:07 See the skeleton Left-Handed
Idea: Trying to do a stealth mission into a pillager outpost.
Ideas:
Demonetization
Using Riptide on an Elytra
Drink -water- Aircraft fuel
Drink Aircraft fuel - napalm)))
Hype_RBLX You’re welcome :)
@Gia Khanh's Channel it's the first robocop movie.
Isn't using Riptide on an Elytra really useful?
Declan Chu-Ricci Well, yes, but you *can* get killed because you’re going faster than chunk generation
The new battlefront 3 looks great! Love the pixelated style.
They are even releasing the game with droidekas from the start!
6:03
-Ultra Hardcore Skeleton Mod-
When you teach your son how to change the mob weapons
What's the original
@@Vaux_Vulcatrist bro have you ever seen a skeleton in minecraft before lol also its a bow
I play minecraft so yeah but I'm saying what's the original screen
@@Vaux_Vulcatrist The original scene is from Robocop(1987)
Idea: Stealing diamonds from a girl whose boyfriend is an expert sniper
Did you copy me
I just thought about it, I didn’t mean to copy of someone. I just saw it on one of the videos and i decided to use it to make it into an idea. The video makes some variations of the same things. Again very sorry about it
Oh
*profesnionals have standards*
Why the girl can't be the expert sniper?
Idea: Going to the nether with a water skin on
When I finished watching this video my sister said there are no trucks in minecraft and a truck drove by our house as a waring
2:07 6:21 r/unexpectedtf2 moment (Also for all my fellow Heavy and Engineer mains out there, sandvich make us strong, and building a sentry here)
Idea: "Is Mayonnaise an instrument?"
*Player blows into mayonnaise*
*Player rises into the air and dies.*
Idea: Overthinking ''die in minecraft.'' Jokes.
Exactly
Didn’t they do that
@@lazyproductions8005 I don't think so.
How bout an idea:
-Forgetting that your Minecraft isnt on Full Version or
-Watching a fireworks show with creeper infestation
"Drinking suspicious Stu" remains one of my favourite jokes from this series
Me: say "there are no truck in Minecraft"
Truck: so you have chosen dead
@ReyZer seems more of an indochinese judging by the name
*Tân Phạm Nhật got hit by a truck in Minecraft*
r/youngkidsyoutube
Grammar 100
@@howdster No, more of just a language barrier. Look at his name.
When the redstone guy talks, the redstone powder on his shirt shifts
it's called incorrect arm rendering
Fun fact: Sevtech takes on average 3-4 minutes to load, that means that whoever that skeleton was very old already or only lasted 4 minutes
3:25 suspicious STU
Idea: Encourage -someone- to say there are no trucks in minecraft
An uno reverse card
Turning '50 ways to die in minecraft' into '51 ways to die in minecraft.'
156 ways
your series is epic
fun fact: the expiring date on the water bottles is refered to the bottles, not the water
bruhhhh
How to imortal:
Step 1 : magico liquido
the chemicals from the plastic leak into the water.
The last one in the decade ends with "There are no trucks in minecraft"
Great!
*you get hit by a truck in Minecraft*
@@mattresskingofnightmares1123 shoot why did i say that
@@mattresskingofnightmares1123 thats actually one of my favourite minecraft deaths
Don't forget the train.
Idea:
Ht by a train:
Ned: ahh! *hops off the track*
Ned:hang on, last time it fell right here!
*hops back on track*
train actually is on track and hits him! Ha!
Cube Dude underrated comment needs more attention
There are No Trucks In Minecraft.
Adrey Jeremy Arceo
bruh
*Gets hit By a truck*
X_X
Well Jake eyes already kinda did that idea on the first 50 ways to die in minecraft
Whoever had that idea is the devil for sure!!!!!!!! 3:42
That robocop reference was a nice addition to the video
“I should have done this long ago” “YAAAAAAAAAA”
-that player with all the crossbows
no its from the heavy from tf2
@@NAFProjects The Heavy from Team Fortress Two?
references
something i hate
at least i play tf2
FINALY! A TF2 joke someone understands.
Finally, have been waiting a long time for this. Must’ve taken a long time to make, but it’s not the result that is worth while, its the effort. This will definitely be 100% better than the previous ones. Good Job Mate.
I like the Greek mythology reference on the thumbnail!
The fact that he got 5 left handed skelie bois from a skeri boi spewner on death 42 makes it cooler
2:06 *loads crossbows* I should have done this long ago *screams*
TF2 references.
yatatatatatatatatatta
hooray for tf2
Heavy from TF2
POOTIS!!!!!!!
Last time I was this early everyone was still alive
Cydro Plush sorry accidentally killed everyone
Cries in Sans Undertale
HAHAHAHA FUNNY EARLY COMMENT I AM VERY MUCH LAUGHING XDXDXDXDXDXD THIS TYPE OF COMMENT TOTALLY ISNT OVERUSED
Fizzy 47 oh well crap
Love how the w at the end of the title has a missing border segment on the death *directly* after the one about criticising the title.
Ideas:
Getting a coffee from a grass bear on top of a plant building
(sniffs three times) Mm merow!
Ideas:
Hitting the great wall of china while flying in a elytra
Topn10 anmie twists:
There are no trucks in mincraft lab scene
*BEEP BEEP SCREECH boom*
- Stu? Stu? Do you hear me? STUUUU!!!
Grammar 100
@@shivarajavat7086 lol thx
I like the new looks!
Didn't think I'd see a Princess Bride reference in this video but I am thoroughly and quite happily surprised
Idea: Trying to turn a planet into a star.
I didn’t think this would come out so quickly.
My Ways To Die:
-Nostalgia
-A Zombie Invasion
--Structure Void- -Trappted In Barriers
-Old Door Trick
-The Old /kill
-Hunger
-TH-cam Desmonitation
-COPPA
-AFK But It's The Ennemy
-2b2t's Spawn
-Corruption
-Too Many Mods
-Last Online Play 4 Years Ago
-Making The Admin Mad
-Figuring Out PI
-/e dance
-Playing Fornite
-Hating Minecraft
--Creeper Explotion- -Dragon Breath
-Making A Bridge In The Nether
But U Punched A Pigman
-TH-cam Comments Part 2
-Reading My Comment
-Cuttnes
-Structure Void- --Barriers With Air--
-Trappted In Barriers But Someone Replaces Air With Barriers
da ideas for part 11
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New idea: the gingerbread man is in the Nether and he is running from a lot of mobs saying "Run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me I'm...on soul sand. Dang it." And then the mobs come and kill him. That would be hilarious. Love your vids!
Try this: “not liking the Hershey’s Kisses Christmas commercial”
If not: “not liking nostalgia”
Idea: using copyrighted songs on you tube
“There are no demonetizations in minecraft!” *gets demonetized, jumps off cliff*
No, it's:
Ned: "There are no demonetizations in Mine... uh, TH-cam! When you, uh, aren't monetized!"
Suspicius Stu (as he is now named): "I thought you were gonna say 'there are not trucks in Minecraft.'"
-Stu is smunched by a demonetization symbol.-
i really need more of these
Love it so much I laughed out of my chair! Here some suggestions for 50 ways to Expire in Minecraft 11 if ya make it.
Answer the door (Creeper) Animal Abuse (Hurting a brown panda then PETA) Open a piston powered (flood) door. Eating a lemon(nade) (Explodes) Drinking (very sour) lemonade. Attempting RL Craft (Dies by dragon) Suggesting way too many death ideas (You can use my MC avatar (FacePlant999) as the victim) Cheating on Hypixel (Watchdog) Mine(d) Punched (With sharpness C fist)
Open a Iron (lead) door (Lead poisoning)
SCP-NTIM-J
"No Trucks In [REDACTED]"
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-NTIM-J, this SCP cannot be contained. As such, in the event of a containment breach, the person who uttered the phrase activating SCP-NTIM-J (hereby referred to as SCP-NTIM-J-1) is to be considered dead, and their body secured and incinerated as quickly as possible.
Description: SCP-NTIM-J is a simple phrase, "There are no trucks in [REDACTED]. Uttering this phrase results in SCP-NTIM-J-1 to be immediately [DATA EXPUNGED] by a truck, resulting in multiple lethal lacerations and bruises, as well as numerous broken bones and ruptured organs across SCP-NTIM-J-1's body, resulting in a near instantaneous death. The origin of the phrase comes from a TH-cam video originally titled "50 ways to [REDACTED] in Minecraft", uploaded by user "Jake Eyes"
Addendum: Incidents SCP-NTIM-J-A, SCP-NTIM-J-B, and SCP-NTIM-J-C.
Upon further investigation of the effects of SCP-NTIM-J, the effects of the phrase extends to trains and planes. More research must be conducted to investigate further. Testing on D-Class personnel is no longer allowed unless authorized by the O5 council or The Administrator, due to the D-Class always making the researchers accidentally utter SCP-NTIM-J. Poor Doctor Ned.
This is great
Where is the Class? Is it Apollyon?
Me: There are no trucks in minecraft
Me again: *Jumps in front of Personnel*
Personnel: You weren't supposed to do that...
Truck: *Beeps* Double Kill >:)
Dr. Matthew probly
Object class: Keter
idea: *listen to someone who tries to play the violin but has no idea how to*
I like how some of these have unexpected twists.
Subbed!
Idea:Destroying a Bees nest
…
Destroying a bees nest with other bee nests around it.
Jake Eyes: 50 ways for your soul to leave and make you sleepy
TH-cam: no, still violent
"for your soul to leave" O.o
Your idea sounds more scary than the actual title.
50 ways to commit not feeling good
I like how he made the clones throw grenades instead of blasting the panda, as droidekas have shields
Genius intro!!!
about the expired water one, actually it's the bootle that has a expire date, after that date it's chemicals dilute in the water, contaminating it. Nice vid btw :)
You should make one “wearing socks to bed”
Somehow..
Nice Video
Oh boy, I can't wait for 50 Ways to Die in Minecraft X2!!!