I'm putting the credits in a separate video to avoid getting demonetized and also so that people don't flood their screens with text after pressing "Read More". th-cam.com/video/5u-GiN-Hif0/w-d-xo.html
Not seeing many comments appreciating Jake's work so here's mine: Thank you Jake for continuing this wonderful series after so many years! I especially enjoyed watching your very first 50 Ways to Die video when I was bored at home one day. Thank you and your team for putting effort to give out this entertainment to us for FREE! Cheers and keep up the videos dude
Seriously and the fact he was able to see something happening LiGHT YEARS away from I’m is something. Would have taken centuries for that scaffolding to finally reach him.
Chorus Plant, Sand Covered Ravine, Kingdom With Snoozy Princess, There are no “Thing” in Minecraft Jokes and Angry Waterlogged Corpses Jokes: Am I a Joke to you?
Other people when they need to stretch a vid to 10 mins "Thanks to Lords of ShadowShare Audible VPN for sponsoring this video" Jake when he needs to stretch a vid to 10 mins: Here is bonus content made entirely without any cut corners.
Dude, I used to watch these as a kid and I decided to revisit the series, worried that it might not be like I remembered, but was pleasantly surprised to find out that's it just genuinely really good content. Bravo man
So, for those who have trouble keeping up with visuals, the ways the builders avoid fall damage at 8:29 are, from first to last: Water bucket Boat Slime block Featherfalling boots Elytra Ender Pearl (Cats don't take fall damage.) Potion of Slow Falling Cobweb Ladder Hay bale Minecart
@@trumootm143 wait wait we have to start again After my line its Are you threatening me master jedi? The senate will decide your fate And then you say i am the senate Ok? Lets go
8:28: Everything the construction workers used to break their fall: (in order of landing) Water Boat Slime block Elytra Diamond Boots (Enchanted with Feather Falling) Ender Pearl throw to the ground Slow Falling potion Is Cat Cobweb Ladder Hay Bale Minecart
I don't know why, but Stu spamming the bell (and then going out of his way to do it again) made me laugh until it hurt to keep laughing. So, naturally, I rewound the video to watch that part again.
2:22 so that's why AAA games stay in development for like a week then get abandoned Also try to look for loopholes in the algorithm, those idiots will never figure them out
6:40 Creeper: I've seen more convincing spaceships in George Milès ¨Une Voyage Dans La Lune¨ Me: Yeah this is why I want to say ¨Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire monsieur le Creeper?¨
To be honest, Jake eyes, I am very impressed of how you animated this video, I can say that because of the "Randy Pitchford's integrity" and woodcutter parts, very clean.
I'm putting the credits in a separate video to avoid getting demonetized and also so that people don't flood their screens with text after pressing "Read More".
th-cam.com/video/5u-GiN-Hif0/w-d-xo.html
one month ago?
That's Okay! Jake Eyes! You Can Put Separate Video As Always!
Welcome back
yes
yes papa
Jake:"Using a cart launcher transportation system"
Also jake: *uses boat*
Killed by a parrot
6:05 Chech Out the bunnies On a Scaffold Tower
Hey they weren't 50, they were only 59
Love your picture.
*Shoot with 255 Power bow
and there are currently 59 likes on ur comment. I'mma make it 60!
this is clickbait >:(
Hahaha, hey you're right, we need 41 more....
Being subscribed to jake is completely forgetting about him, then him uploading and you remembering his existence and being pleasantly surprised
Correct
You got a point
my mind did that exact same thing except i wasnt subbed
Yup yup
BoxedIn same
Death 60:
Viewer: Hey, there were only 59 deaths!
Jake: You’re right, we should probably add one more.
Also Jake: [dies]
*Needless repetition.*
email this to jake and it might get added
@@billlllllllllllll yeah so,
JUST DO IT
Not seeing many comments appreciating Jake's work so here's mine:
Thank you Jake for continuing this wonderful series after so many years! I especially enjoyed watching your very first 50 Ways to Die video when I was bored at home one day.
Thank you and your team for putting effort to give out this entertainment to us for FREE! Cheers and keep up the videos dude
@Chino Gaming Boy Plays why did you plug your channel
don't click the link chino gaming boy plays is just advertising his channel
@Chino Gaming Boy Plays shut the fuck up corona boy
The Fucking Third Reich lmao so right
@Chino Gaming Boy Plays yea
0:08 literally 8 seconds in and I am already dieing of laughter because of the abridged joke
Same
"Dieing"
HAHAHAHA-*ded*
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
DbzAAAA
Minecraft: *adds scaffolding. Jake eyes: * dying intensifies
5:44
Jeez, that builder is fast. He traveled from the Andromeda galaxy to earth in less than a minute
Seriously and the fact he was able to see something happening LiGHT YEARS away from I’m is something.
Would have taken centuries for that scaffolding to finally reach him.
@@beartheconfused6798 More like 10s millions of years since the andromeda galaxy is 2.5 million light years away
Would he even realistically be affected by gravity? Pretty sure he has nothing to worry about.
-Hey, tnt warehouses jokes are overused, what should we replace it?
Jake eyes: sCafoLdIngs jokEs.
Wait whaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chorus Plant, Sand Covered Ravine, Kingdom With Snoozy Princess, There are no “Thing” in Minecraft Jokes and Angry Waterlogged Corpses Jokes: Am I a Joke to you?
And now COBBLE GENERATOR
I got one: Testing the flammability of Scaffolding...
in a TNT Warehouse.
Everybody gangsta till jake eyes does over 650 ways to die in minecraft.
*ABSOLUTE mad lad*
659*
edge lord I swear I see you everywhere
559*.....?
Edge lord I see you and guy without a mustache a lot of times
@@dootdoodle569 Have you ever thought they you're everywhere instead?
Optical channel: Hey there weren’t 60 there were only 59
Snakethejake: that’s right we need one more
Optical channel : *gasp*
60: déjà vu
I haven’t gotten that many like before
My username is similar but he's better.
@@opticalreality2991 I gave you one more.
You stole my idea.
@@luigines6457 no
Uh, i don't know if you missed this. But its actually spelled "dye"
W a t
S T U P I D
@Jose Zunun I dont think you understood the joke bud.
Lol I got da joke
yeah
Other people when they need to stretch a vid to 10 mins
"Thanks to Lords of ShadowShare Audible VPN for sponsoring this video"
Jake when he needs to stretch a vid to 10 mins: Here is bonus content made entirely without any cut corners.
You forgot rain shadow legends
@IiDeNtIfYaShElicOpTeR I use the microphone because I don't like to type. I saw it say rain but I kept it as a joke
@@Office.person The mic wasn't sponsored by Raid, so it didn't type it correctly.
Yea rad is literally every TH-cam sponsor, I really hate that reed sponsored every darn video on TH-cam
Rain shadow Legends
I watched this on dailymotion and I think the scafilding joke is going to be The new tnt warehouse
or the chorus plant
PERHAPSE
The new sand-covered ravine
Which was the new TNT warehouse
Yes so do I and I also watched on dailymotion
@@BottledSam The chorus plant came before the sand covered ravine, and i think it was even before the TNT warehouse
6:50 "I've seen more convincing spaceships in George Méliès' Le Voyage dans la Lune"
THAT HAD TO HURT-
With the new Nether Update, he's gonna offer us a "50 ways to die in The Nether."
id rther get 50wtdim farie tales 2
"Break down any of these scaffolding and i'll stuff enough TNT into your house to give this server a sand shortage"
- Troll, 5:23
Y a s
Hahahahah this is funny
He will destroy all desert biomes to get revenge
Famous last words.
170 like your welcome
Scaffolding *exists*
Server troll *exists*
People using scaffolding: [Intense music intensifies}
Iiooekeiwwieiejeieiekejddjejdiejejrjrjrurur
W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E! OH NO!
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and liked it 👍 it explodes for the bell is my first comment heart and liked it and liked it 👍😊😁😊😊😊❤️😊❤️😁😁😁❤️😁😁😂😂😁😁😁😂
[Intensity intensifies]
LOoK i BAkEd CooKiES
This series is 5 years old and it's still so successful (and I've watched it since day one pretty much)
Ya
I’m just glad that whoever JayRiott is found a way to get rich.
Never gets old this series.
Jake Eyes: Exists
TH-cam: And I took that personally.
9:58
Glad to see you're enjoying your new computer!
But take your time with everything. We understand.
Wait how is this 1 month ago???
@@cosmicburger7706 TH-cam problems
Maybe pre-release access???
Maybe pre-release access???
No he was just up at midnight
Guys, hear me out,
50 ways to LIVE in Minecraft.
LET'S GO
*on a oneblock skyblock without item drops
technically theres 70 or 71 deaths bc of the 49th and 50th death
r/madlads
1 Don't go in a TNT warehouse
When Jake Eyes makes another "50 ways to die" video
*the return of the king*
4:28 that look is just hiliarious
50 ways to "DIE" in minecraft
TH-cam: >:( that is harmful for kids
porn ads
TH-cam: This is fine, kids will like it
Or Robert Helpmann
I got condom ads while watching one of these videos once
Not just porn ads, but monetized porn on TH-cam!!
This comment:
TH-cam: This kid-friendly content is bad!
Also TH-cam: Let’s let kids watch stuff posted for 18+!
True but it had 69 likes so I made it 70
Dream: How does one exactly die in Minecraft?
Jake: I can show you 50 ways to die in Minecraft
Dream: Still doesn't die
ok you are everywhere what is your magic tell me
Just some Guy without a Moustache of the comment section, what is your wisdom?
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Ah, a fellow comment section traveler.
OH NO ITS YOU AGAIN caps
you using a teleport pad or what?
Ways to die?
More like ways to *Your channels is ineligible for monetization*
If this is an idea maybe you should send it to Jake eyes’s email
More like: 50 Ways Patreons can support you.
4:55 I was expecting all of the animals would attack him
Me: is there anything good in this year?
Jake Eyes: *posts this video*
Me: The lords have spoken to me.
Wupsi. Almost gave you a like,but than there weren't 69 anymore.
@@Silberfisch62_Xbox nice.
No
@siren head
2:58 HE LITERALLY HAS TWO HALVES OF A "BRAIN" IN HIS HEAD
Me: *Sees cacti next to each other*
Also me:
*Wait, that’s illegal*
Me: Seeing the "Developing a Succesfull AAA game" way to die
Also me: 1:05
Me too
Same
its the fact that a lot of AAA games are terrible
There was a thing where a bunch of employees got laid off because their triple-AAA game wasn't successful enough, despite it being very successful.
Archdruid Bookwalter yep
02:42 "Randy Pitchford's integrity" I died at this :)))
Yes, why isn't there more comments about this?
@@cmdblockguy It appears for, what? Eight frames? Of course people don't notice it.
8:16 - You can see SnakeTheJaik placing TNT. This shows how mischevious he is in this series. (I have a good eye.)
How the hell? Oh wait you can see the tnt after the scaffolding goes down
i dont get why he put it there
Wait wait, if someone tries to light up, EVERYONE IS DEAD
i see you realy have a good eye
Don't see
You can see it at 8:28
Dude, I used to watch these as a kid and I decided to revisit the series, worried that it might not be like I remembered, but was pleasantly surprised to find out that's it just genuinely really good content.
Bravo man
MAY YOU NEVER STOP THIS GLORIOUS DIATRIBE OF DEATH.
1:24 oh look, one of my older comments. never thought it would make it there. lol
Of course
its a joke right?
cuz it not you
@@T0wle . What Are You Talking About?
@@T0wle He wrote the comment directly underneath the relevant comment.
@@Jake_Eyes Hey Jake, almost at 250K! Keep up the good work with videos!
So, for those who have trouble keeping up with visuals, the ways the builders avoid fall damage at 8:29 are, from first to last:
Water bucket
Boat
Slime block
Featherfalling boots
Elytra
Ender Pearl
(Cats don't take fall damage.)
Potion of Slow Falling
Cobweb
Ladder
Hay bale
Minecart
(Cats don't take fall damage) seems a pretty effective way to avoid fall damage.
But not annoyed pillagers.
That "knocking someone off who has ender pearls" joke aged remarkably well.
2:57 I see what ya did there. Pinky and “the brain”
Edit: AND arthur
57 likes and no replies, till now.
@@JAM_YT_FURRY ye
"The Brain" he put there is Alan Powers, a friend and classmate of titular character Arthur Read.
OMG, didn't thought this would appear!
same
2:55 love the Skyrim twist, I did not see that coming
1:05 "I...I don't get it..." - Puppet Pal Clem from Dexter's Laboratory
0:42 5:27
I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Under the name of the senat of the galatic republic, you are under arrest lukewhy
@@Echo-pz5mi i am the senate
@@trumootm143 wait wait we have to start again
After my line its
Are you threatening me master jedi?
The senate will decide your fate
And then you say i am the senate
Ok?
Lets go
Under the name of the senate of the galactic republic, ykh are under arrest lukewhy
Everyone: oh, I... I thought you were dead.
Jake Eyes: my death was... greatly exaggerated.
Jake eyes: I can't afford to make this ten minutes long
Jake eyes: *makes it 11*
I can't afford to NOT make it 10 minutes long
8:28: Everything the construction workers used to break their fall: (in order of landing)
Water
Boat
Slime block
Elytra
Diamond Boots (Enchanted with Feather Falling)
Ender Pearl throw to the ground
Slow Falling potion
Is Cat
Cobweb
Ladder
Hay Bale
Minecart
and alredy being on the gound (pilliger)
Workers did the clutches before dream could do any of em
Great fall death prevention tips.
Cat Dies
4:35 Me when I realize that my autoclicker exists.
What the fuck was that 😅😅😅 ;) ;) ;)
“Randy Pitchford’s integrity”
*Bacteria around it*
*Clipping through saw*
I like this
Oh shit where?
0:49
Cactus Biome: Exists.
An OG Minecraft player: Wait, that's illegal.
8:32 that builder just already did the boat clutch before dream
1:16 That actually happened to me once while on a server with friends. Rip our sugarcane farm
and ur animals lol
Nobody:
Construction workers in Minecraft: "Hwatcha!"
HWACHA!
meow (Hwatcha!)
Hwatcha
7:23 yay I got featured I'm happy in life now :D
Oh yes that was yours! That must be so cool!
Cool
Congrats
I laughed hard at that one
3:24 this man just predicted Dream manhunt
Yeah
"i fear no man"
"but that thing"
2:27
"it scares me"
You’re not alone
Evil donald trump
Bro turned into Donald Trump 💀
"TO THE GUILLOTINE!"
@Noah Maldonado Questioning if something is an OversSimplified reference? To the guillotine!
@@rominkivela9351 Sending people to the guillotine? TO THE GUILLOTINE!
Someone: Parkour!
Me an intellectual: *Hwatcha!*
I don't know why, but Stu spamming the bell (and then going out of his way to do it again) made me laugh until it hurt to keep laughing.
So, naturally, I rewound the video to watch that part again.
6:18 Ned doesn't want his machine to collide with the scaffolding tower because if there is someone on the scaffolding tower.
Tnt warehouse: *exists*
Jake eyes: do you want to explode
Yes it does
6:30 The Builder cheated death!
Death: WHAT THE ...
Creeper:Hi there
2:45 that was a crazy transition.
Yup
6:45 I feel like this was a blooper but they rolled with it.
“Cactus Biome”
Cactus: **is right next to each other**
Me: Wait that iLLegAil
Commence break cactus
2:42 Randy Pitchfard's integrity.
What
Randy Bitchford
So he died the same way as he did
9:40 Cancel culture in a nutshell.
Well, before that existed, most became embarrassed when looking at their own archives, this happened a LOT before the Curse of 2020 . . .
Cancel culture is really like drinking coke and mentos and nitroglycerin
9:37 That is also an accurate description too.
Or
everyone dies couse someone removed minecraft every where.
Jake eyes: *puts extra things to make the video 10 minutes long*
[Everyone liked that]
That my friend, is a true TH-camr, makes the video 10 minutes long but it actually fills the space with something good
Okay, that curse of binding one was utterly genius
7:35 Ravagers, this would be little better, but still great vid.
Rangers-ravagers, got it? (kill me)
TH-cam:
This is not okay
Kids hearing the word “die”
So we are not sorry jake eyes
But all ads must go bye bye
3:54
8:38 Pillager: LOLOLOLOL I can shoot up to TEN people at once!!! 😆😆
Joshua Diocares lol you’re right
When the NBA team’s score are tied: 9:05
SUDDEN DEATH MODE
6:59 mmm a creeper of cultur finaly
Ring a bell 37 times in 4 seconds?
The autoclicker has some words for you.
*activates* AHHHHHJ
i dont get it
The beginning of the video... tells me that Jake Eyes. You have honored DBZA well.
02:42 Randy Pitchford's Intergrity
Oh No! D:
Greasy Randy.
2:22 so that's why AAA games stay in development for like a week then get abandoned
Also try to look for loopholes in the algorithm, those idiots will never figure them out
No wonder why AAA might be on the verge of bankruptcy.
JakeEyes: Tnt warehouse?
Everyone on the planet: *WhEeZe*
I at first thought it's Kevin Perry's vdo as it's title is 50 ways Thn I entered and found out it's something else lol.
SAME
I watched Kevin Perry's videos. Opening gifts is my favourite one.
Let's not forget he's managed to find 550 ways to die in minecraft.
Five hundred. And fifty.
I thought it was 650
Try doing 50 ways to die as a “mob” in Minecraft like silverfish, enderman, etc..
MiracleSummit THEY SAID NO MORE SUGGESTIONS..
@@crixxbrixx in the comments, Jake Eyes provided an email address to send future ideas to
1:10 that Jimmy Neutron reference :0
Lol
8:29Things that you can do to prevent fall damage in Minecraft in a nutshell.
0:18 - “Although statistically speaking, if you’ve heard of electricity, you probably already have.”
Funny!
2:40 this way to die killed me
There’s only one thing I feel I can say.
HWATCHA!
Hwatcha!
Hwatcha!
Meow!
bark
HWATCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the villagers' faces at 4:39 be like ">:c"
xD
why yes we can clearly see that in the video
My most favorite Minecraft youtuber back again! :D
0:49
me seeing cacti near each other: wait, that's illegal
1:54 Is actually not true. Mobs can spawn on scaffolding because it is a “solid” block because it only has special features for players.
6:52 Hey ! I'M A FRENCH GUY !
Poyo
2:57 ok that arthur reference was pretty good
2:46 Good your finally awake
3:22 GeorgenotFound moment
3:23 Dream Moment
6:40
Creeper: I've seen more convincing spaceships in George Milès ¨Une Voyage Dans La Lune¨
Me: Yeah this is why I want to say ¨Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire monsieur le Creeper?¨
To be honest, Jake eyes, I am very impressed of how you animated this video, I can say that because of the "Randy Pitchford's integrity" and woodcutter parts, very clean.
2:39 I don't know, why, but I recalled Happy tree friends...
Lol! Me too
Wut