Why It Sucks To Be Born As Asmongold | Asmongold Reacts
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- Asmongold Reacts to: Why It Sucks To Be Born As Asmongold
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glad you enjoyed my video zack!
that was funny af
this was a masterpiece
based. need more
this reminds me of south park humor. i like it
make more
9:15 "you decided to drink water and add protein bars to your diet"
"So true."
*sips soda*
Asmon, as a person, evolved to the point where lore is made up for him.
......wtf, you are right. 😃 lore is made up for him
What? But this has gotta be true, it's on the internet
i need this... if lore is made up about me nobody will know that all the embarrassing things ive done actually happened
Rumplebaldscalp thinks pizza is a vegetable. True made-up lore.
That's how myth and legends start
I love that you never get offended when made fun of. Instead you laugh right along and speak praise. A lot of people could learn from your humility.
Thor could DEFINITELY take a page from Asmon.
it call shameless, and yes it is a stackable buff
@@riosasin3086Stackable, and also has synergy with humor.
there's no such thing as bad publicity. he's the master of his craft
Tired of people slandering asmon, saying he only eats fast food and completely ignoring his $2 steak + microwave baked potato efficiency meal
It angers me. For shame! 😡🤬
Don't forget the pizza
Exactly, and even that disgusting $2 steak is better than living off fast food!!
Don't forget he doesn't clean the potatoes. Building up some nature resistance so he doesn't get de-buffed from playing outside in the dirt.
If he didn’t win the streamer lottery he would be living a miserable life as the manager of a Wendy’s or the irs living in squalor
Asmond did something here we should all strive for. He took it all on the chin: the brutal, the joking, the real. He was completely honest with himself and to us. The one part of the video he pushed to correct was an error when describing how he got WoW.
that and sharing a birthday with Adolf XD
Asmon: that is not my birthday.
Everyone: IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY
The Audacity to think he gets to decides his bday is shocking
Lisan al gaib, in short
The majority has spoken
I love democracy
THE SHOE IS A SIGN
9:15 - you now finally drink water
*proceeds to sip a drink other than water*
Asmon slowly making his transformation into Trevor from GTAV
Doesn’t have the racism or balls to be as ruthless as Trevor
If Asmon stomped on someone, he would break his foot. Game ending injury.
Bro...
If Trump lost, he would have become Trevor.
what about the jews?
I’m 70 years old Canadian
Watch Asmon every day👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I have not watched CBC Canada in the last 25 years🇨🇦🇨🇦
If you were a boss in elden ring you would spew Dr Pepper as an attack, alongside a horde of dead rats.
Scarlet pepper.
Tornado of Rats from poe2
Lol!
You ever get Dr. Pepper in your eyes? That'd be a legit attack
Dark souls 2 had a rat king who fought with an army of rats
Gotta hand it to Asmon, he takes disses like a champ and he doesn’t mind being made fun of. Although I’m not sure sometimes if he does understand how he’s being dissed or if he’s just ignoring it. Still I think he has a good attitude towards this, laughing about it and even liking the video.
Lord Baldemort lore is the best lore.
The Lore of the Roach King is the best I've ever heard
Callin' it right now:
The rat body is one of several horcruxes belonging to Asmon.
Clearly, he doesn't throw things away to keep it from being obvious which items in the house beyond the rat are his remaining horcruxes.
It's the only thing that makes sense.
@@ReigoVassal The Asmongold Horror
Usually asmon doesn't look phased when people make videos like this, but that part of him realising the the WoW days are indeed over hit home hard, you can literally see it in his eyes.
It's the same sadness I express when i open Halo infinite realising it will never be as pwnage as Halo 3
It isn't the game he misses its the times he had with friends. Know this from trying and failing to live nostalgia for old games that I played with friends back then but the magic isn't there without those people and the times we were living in.
1:42 the guy who sold asmon a copy of WoW at the time had no idea what crazy empire he created by proxy. Bro deserves a royalty payment.
He did, about 30 dollars for the game
Asmon playing wow was inevitable.
@@speccothy Doctor Strange check every single conceivable reality, and it would always have been inevitable
u born on 4/20 bro? happy birthday!
Pass the news along
Make sure everyone gets it right
Damn so that's why he goes by 'Bobby' Kotick; you need to be at least 5'7 to use the name 'Robert'
and 9'4" to use the name Roboute
Nurgle accepts you no matter your height.
After 6'11 you can call yourself Rob
My father just went by "Bob". 😁
@@robertmusil1107 That's Bob terrority. I would know. Im a Robert.
Spanish watcher here, mainly from youtube because time zones suck, gotta say that I love your content, the way you say the truthful things that nobody wants to hear and then they rage at you with clearly illogical stuff is such good content
🇪🇸
Nurgle the Grey ascended into Asmonurg The White
Asmonsperg
The Great Unclean One
Nurgle the gay
I'm a research pharmacist, in a really summarized way, clinical trials usually go like this: simple organism (bacteria) --> small complex organism (rat/rabbit) --> cat/dog --> monkey --> security trials (healthy human) --> human with only the problem/illness you're researching --> human with problem/illness and other health problems --> general population
Greetings from one of the people who do Phase 2 trials, and once even a Phase 1! I was a healthy 20-something woman with zero risk of pregnancy, and we get paid well because we're a difficult demographic to find and recruit.
I've never regretted any study I've done, and because Informed Consent has been mandatory since 1979, I've never worried about ending up in anything nefarious like some of the studies that used to be done on humans. I got some awesome free health care whenever I was enrolled too.
The Legend of Asmon.
Breath of the wild 💀
@@IanMedinaJuasJuasBreath of the filth 😭 💀
It’s really heartwarming to see Asmon genuinely have a good time watching someone’s work about him ❤
Asmon is my favourite goblin
Is he a jew?
'Asmon reminds me of a childhood friend that few people have where he might live in filth and not take care of himself but is always a good person in a good mood. Does what he does and genuinely doesnt care what people think...
Why is your account looking like SUS
@@DarkRedZaneIt's a bot it copied a original comment
@@Jr-fn7oc OOOOOHHHHH You're righhhhttttt... I forgot those existed... Thanks
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I have one of those. One of the only friends I still keep, and I've known him since we were 9. We're late thirties now.
Why the hell is everyone doing drive-bys on the 5"6 crowd. Leave us alone yo we already playing with a debuff 😂😂😂
Because you ask us with over buffs to reach the top shelf. Now you must be told you're short forever
Never understood this fascination US people have with height. Even "taller nations" than the US don't talk this much about it lol
@@CopperKnight027 probably because the whole melting pot thing we are known for. Makes a wide range of shapes and sizes!🤣
@TheCourierGaming I don't think that is it. Brazil is as much, if not more of a cultural "melting pot" than the US and height is not nearly as discussed here 😆
Chill shaaaawtyyy. Its just one of Muricans base insults. Height, weight. Because everything else was forbidden by internet companies...
9:00 Not the Theo Von "Bobby.."😂😂😂
hahahaahhaha I’m dying booooobbyyyy
5’6 - “thats bad”
Me at 5’3 - 🤡
if u r below 18 u still have time to grow 2-3 inches
@@PrashasyaGautamnone of us are anymore 😢
Due to women always chasing guys that are 6'0+ i often forget to appreciate that being 5'9 isn't actually THAT bad considering there are people who are even shorter.
@@Henri-e4c im below 18, im almost 17 but hey, altough im 6'5 and feet size 46 so i wish i wouldn't grow anymore, im literally bigfoot or his son (imma do research on his size rq) OH MY... IM NOT TALLER THAN HIM BUT I HAVE BIGGER FEET THAN HIM...
Well, you're a girl, that's not as bad
14:49
From a medical standpoint, Asmon is not only just right but also pretty smart. There were mistakes on animal trials being considered valid for humans without prior tests.
True. I was a MRVS ("mervs", medical research volunteer subject) and that's why human trials are so important. And they also have to make sure any women subjects won't get pregnant during the trial, because they don't know whether it's teratogenic.
THIS MAN HAS IT FIGURED OUT..... ASMON IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE ONE LIFE HE GETS..... YEP
The definitive documentary on Asmongold
Asmon reminds me of a childhood friend that few people have where he might live in filth and not take care of himself but is always a good person in a good mood. Does what he does and genuinely doesnt care what people think.
He very much reminds me of that friend you'd go over to who's mom made snacks while you sat there with your buddy playing halo or magic the gathering.
The guy was born with great advantages, two educated parents who graduated from college and had good jobs (eventually only his dad had a job), his parents were very kind to him and did their best to raise him well. Compared to my childhood where it was a nightmare how my parents traumatizedme from constant yelling, horriblefights, they barely had a job, it was just awvful and embarrassing. I lived next to a basketball court and when I would be out there playing basketball they would be yelling and fighting and people I would be playing bball with would ask "is everything okay in there?" So yeah, compared to me and others, asmon grew up in a sweet dream compared to my nightmare that has heavily contributed to my mental illnesses .
@@PokepoppinTV absolutely and their moms always made the best food and had the best snacks 😂
@@FrawgfithAmblose I hope it picks up for you broski. You don't have to be your parents. Don't forget that! 🙏
@@DBailey94 Thanks, amd I'm not like them, I would be a way better parent in terms of kindness and goodness but due to my mental struggles I won't be havingkids since I am held back from being completely functional by my mental health issues .
This has the feel of something a real friend would make and not a hater.... This is how close friends treat eachother so its hard to tell with this video
I love how asmond looks over at the dead rat as soon as its mentioned.
Asmon is the opposite of jews but why...
5:00 he's just being real man
All of my 5'6 and under brothers assemble!
WE DESERVE BETTER.
WE DESERVE +2 RESPECT.
You guys can combine like the zords on Power Rangers lol
Stop being greedy, you imp. You already have +2 in mining.
I had to convert 5'6 to cm, since I am not American.
My most sincere sympathies, I was last that height in the 8th grade.
First reach it
Bah, try being 5'3, then you'll stop complaining
I still have that, with no man's sky actually.
And somehow it grew with me, and yeah the game has evolved to an insane degree, and the update from two days ago has made the game go past what everyone was expecting...
Today I realised that I have the same birthdate as Hitler , not only that he was 1889 and Im 20th of April 1989
So you are exactly 100 years younger then him.
@julianbrabsche728
I know what he has to do, but I don't know if he has the strength to do it...
Remember who you are
Are you an artist? Do you still have the same fate?
He has returned!!!
How are you soo famous even your haters love you... I love how your fans troll you and you just love it which makes it fun to join in on. Thanks for all the content Asmongold.
It was later in life, that Asmongold ascended to Chaos Champion of Nurgle
Hi asmon not sure if you’ll see this I expect you won’t but I’m from the Middle East in uae . And a lot of your advice really helped me move my life in a positive direction. I used to be negative and blame everything around me. After listening to your advice I realized the only person I should blame is me since I’m the only person who has the most power to change my life . I’m still not perfect, far from it but I know I’ve taken a big step forward to improve my life by working hard the past 6 years . I wish you the best & thank you.
"Isn't Pizza a vegetable." omg.
I know Vegans who switched to veganism just to eat Pizza every day. Legit, some people have actually 0 clue about nutrition. He said it as a joke but some would believe that
Fr Senator Amy Klobuchar said french fries with ketchup should count as "two servings of vegetables" for the school lunch program.
@@zxyatiywariii8omg 😂 that's so fkn funny!🤣 Good ole Merica.
Since its asmon i know he isn't joking around with that one
@@robertmusil1107Asmon knows a very small amount about fruit and vegetables so I wouldn’t put it past him
Woke up a good hour ago to pick a video to get ready while watching. My notifications have 2 videos from subscribers in the last 12 hours, and this video was not one of them. I double checked. Notification bell is on, so it’s a bit shocking when you realize Google doesn’t like asmon and is shadow banning him
Even before he became a streamer, his life was still top 10% globally. Most people have no perspective on how bad life is in 3rd world countries. Even if you're on food stamps, if you can play WoW you're winning at life.
Yeah, it's easily top5% tbh. If you dont get abused by family and already are born in a rich country.
That's right, eat ze bugs and be happy owning nothing because your life is still 100x better than if you didn't have ze bugs to eat.
Top 1% I’m pretty sure even the poorest of the poor in the United States are still better off than 99% of poor anywhere else in the world… that’s why they all keep coming here through Mexico.
People in the west have NO IDEA how the world is, otherwise they would instantly stop saying things like "one village get rid of borders" etc.
True, even when I was a teenager living on the streets for a while, I gotta admit the US has the best dumpster-diving. No one starves here, and that's better than the vast majority of human history.
Greetings from IRELAND. Love your videos
That losing the virtual life because Activision killed WoW hit hard man.
Blizzard had already started digging the grave before Activision bought them out, I'd say.
Asmon is the only "influencer" who actively seeks out and watches all the videos making fun of him. That's probably the biggest reason why I consistently watch him. that and he's intelligent and mostly unbiased
0:51 THIS IS SOOOO GOOOOD😂
this man is unironically your biggest fan and I refuse anyone who thinks otherwise
7:19 OG chatters posting literally the exact same stuff as the current chatters. The more things change the more they stay the same.
same people probably 🤣
I can't wait until Asmongold makes his WWE appearance 🍿
I just realized that Zach being friends with Cody just throws me back to the old Disney Days and the Suite Life 😂
Solider from Germany here.
Your opinion means a lot to me and i like you very much. All the best my friend.
God that drawing was hard to look at. But gotta love the positive twist at the end, you go girl!!
I think you need your ears checked it's obviously a guy that did this....
@Azhrei2000 oh sorry if I hurt your feelings with the obvious misgendering I know some ppl are extra sensitive about that, sorry 🙏 also I meant Asmon❤️
@@OlgaS18292 Alright sister Fat
New viewer from Finland over here
I quit wow way before all the nonsense went down. I am glad I wasn't invested in it up to the shit hitting the fan point. Although being able to use a gamepad is neat. I was out WAYYY before you could play with a gamepad.
Yes he drinks a lot of soda, eats poorly and probably doesn't get much exercise.
However, he isn't fat, he doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. It could be much worse. His lifestyle is similar to most accountants in America 😂
Edit: on second thought, the dead rat fumes might cause some sort of lung fungus
Dont worry, it mummified long ago 😂
that's due to extremely high luck stat. a lot of people with the same lifestyle have pretty miserable lives. my friend's brother was very similar, would talk trash on us for partying on the weekend while wasting his life playing WoW. he was an extreme case, obese, piss bottles, living with his mom in his 20's, etc. thankfully he quit playing WoW, got a job and a life, but for quite awhile his life wasn't much better compared to a drug addict
Asmond is the chilliest guy ever he don’t ever be bothered by shit these people say I gotta take notes 📝
I lost it by just seeing Asmon as an animated character on the thumbnail. 😂
I would love to see an update of this of Asmon going to Comic con, steak and eggs, and the few other times he's gotten out of the house lately.
Asmon's official documentary
Ngl that rumplestiltskin comment is so good, spinning the little scraps he has into gold
That made me laugh so hard I had to listen to it again
I thought Asmon is in his early 40s. Is he really just 34?
By 50 he'll look like undead
Tbf he's probably looked like 40 since he was 16
@@zxyatiywariii8 I mean, how much of his "baldness" is meme vs reality? Cause I feel like a clean shave and a ear level haircut would probably instantly give him a decade or so back.
"Isn't a Pizza a vegetable" XD Duuude.
I mean there are some awesome deep fried Pizzas in the supermarket. Dunno if you have those in the USA, but you have now LIDL and ALDI too, right? Look out for Pizz'ah Fantasia, Milanese, Mediterranea & Tricolore. Those four Pizzas from Aldi are 10/10.
I really love mmorpg games before. I even wake up super early just to play. But now, I dont have the time, the energy and the money and it haunts me everyday
Everything you loved about mmorpgs doesn't exist anymore.
@richardgibson2158 You're right dude.
Pizza is a crust made of wheat grass with a low sugar fruit paste, herbs and spices, topped with a low sodium cheese and then baked/not fried. You can add meat if you want to but it's not necessary. Super healthy either way.
I would very much love to be Asmon. Bro has won in life. Just commenting on current events and being a millionaire? I don’t see the downside.
Money is not everything having a family and kids is
@@justinsteinbach2174 Smoking copium with that divorced wife and kids you don't get to see
Thats according to your beliefs though. Not the same for everyone @@justinsteinbach2174
@justinsteinbach2174 not everyone wants the burden of having kids.
@@justinsteinbach2174 Bro is already happy without family and kids i think he does not need it.
Man, ive been watching him each day since the trial. He's so entertaining
11:00 I'm from Brazil!
Brasil carai
Im from Estonia.
It doesn't matter how hard you can hit what matters is how hard you can get hit and keep going
Honestly I think asmongold is doing just fine.
It is crazy.
How does it feel to know you are so loved, that people think about you all day, everyday, and spend countless hours making media in honor of your greatness (not kidding about the greatness).
Thank you for every reaction video you make on this topic.
sack is pure florida and texan
Makes sense, as a floridian I resonate with half of sack
Is that why I like him? Don't tell me he's from Tampa as well. 😅
Ballsackgold
Part of what I like about your videos is that you don't take yourself too seriously
8:03 This is the truth, and it's what I miss most of my youth.
Nothing will replace wasting hours upon hours of worthless grinding in RuneScape as a child
i feel that, but for me it was quake 3 arena iCTF
noghost 1.16 represent
You know you've won the debate when people start making excuses instead of addressing your point.
Asmon: 15 years ago, Wow was awesome, gone are the days
35 is the new 60
Me too grandpa, me too 😂
Kids make fun of older gamers but when they turn 35 with no family they suddenly realize we were right all along :D times have changed. Birth rates are super low.
@@robertmusil1107 Oh I'm not making fun of Asmon, I know how he feels, 15 years ago feels like an eternity. I was 10, now I'm 25 but it feels like 50 years have gone in a blink of an eye. Work seems to stretch to eternity like what the f is going on?
@@Kopie0830 Oh, you’re still a young kid in my eyes lol. I’d do anything to be even just 25 again.
You’ve got plenty of time ahead of you for things. Believe me - wasn’t until I was 35 before I finally had good credit and could get property in my name along with a home. When I was 25 15 years ago, I worried about similar things, thinking “noooo I’m old, my life is stuck in a rut….”
You’re in the prime of your life. You’ve still got so much ahead of you.
It’s when you’re about to hit 40 when what he said really starts to resonate and the ticks on that clock get louder.
@ When I got covid and gasping for dear air, my eyesight darkening, nothing mattered except survival. Then I realize everyday is a gift. Doesn't matter what age you are, the reaper may come knocking and you just have to prepared. I envy those who reached 80 years old truly. World is so uncertain right now with fires, aliens, planes falling, 2 new viruses coming from Chyna, threat of nuclear war from Russia and if we can somehow get thru with those in the next 50 years, climate change would get us lol.
I'm European living in US and watch all your videos because you make most sense out of most streamers out there.
This is me and pokemon, after silver/gold, i lost the interest. Prob spent a thousand hours on red/blue back in the day. I farmed for and made pikachu my bitch in viridian fucking forrest!
I was born into Gen 1 & 2. Eventually I got a GBA and randomly saw Gen 3 at the store and was like "🤯 Mom! Can I please get this?!?!"
BLEW MY MIND to have NEW Pokemon on my NEW system. As much as I love Gen 1 & 2, Gen 3 is the one engraved in my heart.
I completely understand being broken after Gen 2, as the games shifted to become soft reboots and such instead of how Gen 2 was more or less an actual sequel to Gen 1, not to mention the new graphics and such. Gen 2 is seriously one of the best generations
Sending positivity & luv from Hungary 🇭🇺
9:36 from a Nurgle cultist to a Great Unclean one.
Garden of Nurgle ahh room
As a Finnish guy, this channel has actually become my main source of news about the US, because I can usually count on it being somewhat neutral and applying common sense to extremely divisive topics.
Lore with more poison swamps and dead rats than Myazaki.
"Isn't pizza a vegetable" is on par with Patrick from spongebob asking: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Lol.
Watching from the Dominica Republic, who’s watching from south and Central America?
Watching from Honduras. ¡Saludos!
@ saludos! Asmon no tiene ni idea de a cuantos latinos llega 😂
100% agree I miss the days of waking up playing games and playing games all night with friends and not feeling like I was wasting my life. Was counter strike that started it for me.
2:22 Haha at the age of 16 I also drank around 5 cans of Dr. Pepper, at the age of 19 I worked a whole summer to pay my $ 2.000 tooth repair bill.
I'm 35 and get complimented on my teeth by the dentist.
Just brush twice a day and no sugar between 6pm and 10am.
Other than that, I eat and drink whatever I want.
That room looks cleaner than his real one looked
@@doreilly7689 Cool story. You’re leaving out how genetic factors are 60% of the risks for tooth decay, though. Doesn’t matter how much some of them take care of their teeth - one can brush and floss often and do their best to take care of their oral health, but often times decay can still happen. Notably when you factor in enamel strength, gum disease, timing and sequence of teeth coming in for their size (overcrowding, for example), the amount of teeth one has naturally, etc. Genetics has to be factored when discussing this type of stuff - you’ve been someone that’s lucky with their genetics.
Will brushing and flossing help? Yes, but it’s not an end-all type of thing, it’ll just slow the decay down because … again … it’s everything else that we have to factor in that contributes heavily.
OP could have had straight, perfect teeth, brushed every day and flossed, never bothered with Dr Pepper and still have tooth issues because they could’ve had genetics that caused them to have very weak tooth enamel or maybe when their wisdom teeth came in it overcrowded their teeth putting pressure and causing them to weaken and one eventually chipping. It happens often.
@@TwoBs tldr: you have shitty teeth and you’re triggered
@TwoBs youre right I have very soft teeth. For 10 years now I mostly drink water and all problems are gone.
Cool to see Zack is such a good sport. Very few videos have ever made me laugh so hard.
The internet really was a mistake, they mythologised thus guy!😂
You've helped me through hard times recently
Why does he do that eyebrow thing?
Turrets, pretty mild case.
@@JD..........But not tourette... Is turrets some kind of team fortress engineer class syndrome💀
Not enough botox?
just a nervous tick he picked up i guess
That’s how you know he is channeling and receiving downloads from other dimensions and timelines. A side effect of attaining higher conscious level. I am kidding by the way….kinda.
You're not alone Zack all of us will eventually feel the same way. Get on a game and have an impending sense of i am wasting what time i have left. But man were those early times magical.
10:53 PEGASUS
My goat
it takes a lot of humility to laugh through this, respect
5:00 technically all of your fans are also hatewatchers
me and my friends all are gym addicts and live in belgium, except for the gym we have one thing in common, we all watch you. funny thing is, my algorithm gives a video as suggestion i really want to see, but i wait because i'm a 100% sure you will react to it
this is true! I usually for the asmon version
I don't think Asmon reads these, but you're not alone bro. Vanilla Wow was peak LIFE, real life sucked compared to it, a lot of people neglected their jobs or even job interviews, that's how awesome it was. A lot of (older) people can relate.
I would suck to be asmongold
Sounds good can I be first?
I would suck to be with asmongold
I would suck asmongold
I would suck Asmongold
gay
woooo! Malaysia mentioned 😆
I wanna see Asmongold pull a spite-fuelled looksmax arc.
I was worried my attention span was getting low and then I started watching you I swear to God you and Turkey Tom are the only ones I can finish a video
Xbox just killed their platform
As a forza fanboy I’m extremely pissed and feel betrayed
@@CertifiedForzaDrifter canceled my gamepass , boycott time
What happened?