He thing is that is not every day. Stan is ONLY like this trought the phone. So he is normal when Steve talks to him in person. The issue there is that Stan doesn't talk about his life in person so Steve can't interview him unless is trought the phone.
He has, the whole plot is him just trying to ask Stan questions for his history class and everytime he does he just goes off about stuff that's way too personal
@@ariejohnson1944 It's not like this is some known unknown. The episode is available to watch. You watched a clip wherein what SeniorWaffles described what happened perfectly. What more do you want?
And point a heaven gun at God's head. And had an atheist friend comeback to life after that friend met the devil. And met his Gaurdian Angel, finding out that he in a _"Wonder life"_ Christmas lesson and this isn't his real family. And made a deal with the Devil to revive him and his wife in exchange for going to Hell after dying the next time (He plans on training for Ninja Warrior course in Hell to get to Heaven) We don't think about continuity here.
I hate when a show doesn't have any sense of continuity. I get that they're making a joke, but said joke ignores a major piece of character development for Stan, namely that he has personally interacted with angels, God and other supernatural forces.
he isnt... think of that episode like simpsons treehouse of horrors... its not cannon... and i dont know when this episode aired but tbere was an experience he had where he killed himself and francine and went to heaven and sold his soul to the devil
@Jack Marsden Brian's met Jesus before and he is still an atheist. They even. Brought up the fact that he has met Jesus when talking about his atheism.
@@Garrus1995 Eh the shows on a floating timeline, character development outside of things like cast changes doesn't really occur. If it did Steve would've graduated after season 4. It really only exists within the confines of the episode or two part episode if that.
had something like that once... teacher even gave me detention for 3 days over it. day 1, I sat there are glared at the chalkboard for the whole period without doing anything else of substance. detention teacher asked me to explain what was bothering me about being there... she agreed with me and overruled him, cancelling the rest of my detention. > Yeah, when a smart person tells you "I didn't actually LEARN anything new" during a lesson, it's not a criticism of your lesson plan or competency as a teacher, it's just a simple statement of fact. I already knew every single thing in the material.
Most realistic thing: middle-age including anxiety, disappointment... and diarrhea more often than not... Least realistic thing: 16 students in a public high school class
I don't know I had less then 40 in my whole senior class, and had less going to the same class at the same time hell my biggest class was weights but that was just because the whole football team had to take it. But then again I did go to a small public school for that had to take kids from three small towns just so each teacher could at least get 10 students each.
Seth, actually isn't the creative mind or writer for this show. He's really just a voice actor who's friends with Matt Weitzman & Mike Barker that gave him co creator credit & an executive producer nod to push FOX to greenlight the show. Seth doesn't write or come up with storylines for American Dad as everyone thinks he does. That's Family Guy, where Seth has WAY MORE say over.
Sorry dude I kinda know how that feels and I honestly feel like if there’s not a change I’m gonna end exactly like stan expect, I doubt I’ll have wife or home
@@WarriorsfanDubnation No, it's because depression can affect everyone. It doesn't matter if your life is fantastic, when you're in that dark pit, it's nigh-impossible to crawl out, but it *can* be done.
@@bufan7177 I used to wonder the same thing about Kurt Cobain. That was before I dealt with depression myself. It fucks everyone up that it passes, some worse than others.
@@liamroberts1458 Who the fuck gave rich and successful people the right to be depressed? They have piles of money, can do whatever, whenever, and if they don't like what they do each day then they can easily afford to do literally anything else that is more meaningful. Any rich person who is depressed is a fucking pussy
If I remember right, Barry hinted in a different episode that he was abused by his uncle, that may have been what it was, either that or it was a throw away joke. Edit: I say this at the risk of being r/wooooshed
@@anthonybeam8003 vr is a bit more then a game it's promise that you can oneday emulate real life so well that you might be able to have a new one it's even used in therapy for prisoners and in retirement homes for the elderly
If you've seen this whole episode, Stan does this every time Steve asked him for help with his assignment. All in all, Stan is a bigger jackass than Brian Griffin.
The looks on everyones faces when Stan talked, some were shocked and others were terrified in fact it's amazing that everyone in that classroom didn't try to kill themselves.
The best thing about this is Steve’s emotions He was at first nervous and didn’t know how to say anything But when Mr Brink called him out he was like, “Okay game on”
The fact that they didn't just add a thud for the teacher's body hitting the ground, but they also added a splatter sound effect, implying a copious amount of blood is both deeply disturbing but also an incredible display of attention to detail 😰😰
00:41 Someone's who has gone through depression wrote that line, lol. When you're depressed, that few seconds of confusion and forgetfulness right after waking up is the highlight of your whole day.
I relate so much to the part about how he wakes up and he's happy for only a few short fleeting seconds until he remembers all his worries. The past fourteen years of my life have been that an it will never change. I've almost come to not only believe that but also accept it.
Well… I hear the Netherlands have legalized euthanasia if it ever becomes too unbearable. I don’t care about the American cult of positivity. Putting on a fake mask everyday
No when you are requested to adhere to what you are called to uphold. Yet as leader to your moral obligations as a student of academics of higher learning. To then in turn come up short. Only to be slandered by those in the position of higher authority and expectations from your elders that's quite blissful of your homelife. Upon proper communication skills that are MIA of your own flesh and blood. You cannot expect your upper superiors to show a willingness to understand by your position alone. So with an already damaged reputation from the assumption of said teacher you must bring forth evidence to showcase your authenticity of your word alone. Now that the truth has been told from Stan which is the pun of the joke the truth (so to speak) it reveals that Steve did not bare false witness. Then overdelivered to reveal the insecurities from his teacher by making Stan self project his own life to display the teachers own life. Causing him to jump out of said window. Which steve had no intent of harming. He merely defended himself from being slandered in the first place. So it's not Steve's responsibility for catching teachers jumping out of windows. Besides suicide is not very healthy for you body eat more greens!!!😇 can I have a cookie now?
How I felt when I was suicidal like a year ago. Don't kill yourself people, you do matter and there's purpose and people who love you. It took me forever to realize that
Back in early 1980 my tenth grade history teacher committed suicide. We thought it was great at the time because a) we didn't like him and b) we got a substitute for the rest of the year (who we did like.) It wasn't until around 2005, my early 40's, that it dawned on me that our class might have been the cause of his depression. That and Jimmy Carter had been POTUS for over 3 years at that point and the Iran Hostage Crisis had been going on for a few months.
Don't feel too bad, many people make mistakes when they're younger. I also have anxiety about anything to do with Iran and related news and I'm sure being alive at the time of the crisis would have been scary
Sounds to me like this guy had a lot of other shit going on...it was the 80s, who didn't, right? Maybe you were a factor, but I doubt you were the cause. I mean, if it were *just* his students, he could have got a new job...or transfered school districts...or taken a few years off to pursue whatever "dream job" he had before teacher... Or maybe you did. Maybe you guys were a bunch of turds in his punch bowl and he had just had enough. I doubt it, but that does make for a better story.
Wtf... Stan just said to the smallest detail what I feel like every day, even that 5 seconds after sleep. I didn't expected my mentality to be in this show
That teacher's face changed when he found out Steve was telling the truth. Some parents are like that teacher's always say let me talk to your parents when they think the student is lying about what there parents said then find out the student was telling the truth
Lyrics: Oh i dont know i guess i think about killing myself pretty frequently And why not, whats so great about living? You know when I'm happy, for about 5 seconds in the morning when i first wake up Before i remember who i am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. I- I dont know if theres an afterlife, but who cares, nothingness couldnt be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.
Fun fact: We see from the external shot of the school that Steve's school is only two floors tall. This means that his teacher fell no more than 20 feet, or about 6 meters for those across the pond. The medial fall height is 48 feet, or about four floors, twice what our teach just took. His suicide attempt is likely to end with a couple of annoyingly broken bones, depending on how he landed, potential paralyzation if he breaks his back/spine, crack ribs if he landed on his front, and only possibly death if he angled himself down to try and crack open his skull or snap his neck with the impact. In other words, what a drama queen, like that fall would even have a chance of dismissing life.
Steve “hey dad, what’s your favorite color?” Stan “I don’t know, I think I’ve killed at least about five hundred people. Some bad, some innocent, some for just cutting me off in traffic. Honestly, After the first few hundred, you stop caring, stop feeling. their faces haunt your dreams until they become an amorphous blob resembling a human skull. Judging me, calling me to the other side. Awaiting the day I take my last so they can drag me screaming down to hell were I belong”
"I'm a better Christian than anybody in there!" -Stan Smith "I dunno if there's an afterlife" -Also Stan Smith Even if we ignore the whole "personal heaven" thing from the episode "Rapture's delight" and consider it not to be canon... And the fact that he's met his guardian angel... AND if we overlook the fact that he legit pointed a gun at God's head... That is STILL an incredibly hypocritical thing for him to say. (Here comes the controversial part) It may have made a funny joke if it were meant to be a humorous commentary on the hypocrisy of many modern Christians. No, I am not talking about ALL modern Christians. I am a Christian... BUT you gotta admit there are wayyyy too many who act like they're a better Christian than anybody else because they think they never have sinned and only believe in God the way kids believe in Santa, but if you go beneath the surface, their love for God is completely shallow.
I was shocked that this was on TH-cam!! I watched the episode and didn’t even bother searching for this part. However!!!!! Someone else feels the same as I do!! What a relief. We’re not alone men!! Keep soldering on. There is comfort in community. The only difference is, I wake up in a panic. There is NO 5 seconds of peace. Waking up is the worst part of my day. Let’s not give up, but if we do, we do so as bravely as Mr Brink. If ur here it’s because u got a little Brink in u, but I’m with u! Not today brothers, not today. Let’s make it one more day.
You know what really unsettles me? That deep down I agree with Stan through that subconscious thought that is stored way back in the corner of my brain. Whatever this voice, thought or feeling is, no matter how happy and stable I feel I never feel like I was able or will be able to get rid of it. Of course the voice of reason is stronger. the conscious version of me is stronger and in charge. I am stronger and in charge! So I wouldn’t even think about anything melancholic, let alone suicidal. Unless all the stress gets too much, I crumble under the pressure, can no longer keep my emotions in check and go a step too far, I should be fine. I’ve got nothing to worry about
So what you're telling me is...
Stan: Good morning, USAaaaaaa! *reality hits* Oh...
Haha. That's true.
That’s a missed opportunity right there for this episode...
why do you think he needs to sing the song? lmao
dang that realization got me messed up. It's still my favorite show of the three though
He sings the song to fight his never-ending suicidal depression.
The look on Steve’s face makes this better...Like he’s had to deal with this crap before...
He lives with the guy sooooo.
That's the point of the episode. He interviews stan for his report on the phone but he just goes on these long tangents giving way too much info.
0:44
Steves face says it all 😂💀⚰
I'm not gonna lie, it kinda reminds me of Rick and Morty. Morty is so used to Rick that almost nothing surprises him anymore
He has this entire episode
He was on the BRINK of killing himself, Stan simply motivated him.
I liked this and scrolled past it. *THEN I GOT THE JOKE*
Its funny because Brink is my last name and I plan to be a teacher
Just the push he needed
It's okay he is still alive apperently
@@blackdemonknight Damn
The writing on American dad never fails to intrigue me.
It's way better than FG writing.
@@superstarultra28 Agreed.
@familyguycomps disagreed
@Family Guy Full Free Episodes 1080p I disagree with your disagreement.
What episo#s th
Stan went from "Good Morning USA" to "This is America" real quick
😂 pretty much.
And getting increasingly worse. Nukes used to be scary, but now I feel relief they are coming. Going out accompanied is the best 😊
Didn’t used to be, was pretty great until the late 90’s.
Bush did 9/11
@@joshanonlineI hope your ok now😊
@@Sus_pumpkinno, but he doesn't have to be either.
I lost count on how many times i replayed this.
It's fucking hilarious lmao
Me too
once?
Yo, you good bro?
It’s somewhere between 1 and 200,000 times
"Diarrhea more often than not" 😂🤣😂🤣 that ish gets me every time lol
Man, that's funny when you don't live like that. Oh wait, I live like that and that's still funny
@@qwertyqwertovich4912 So you're just constantly painting the toilet brown and hysterically laughing? Huh. That IS pretty funny.
@@DarkKingsKing You dont say :D Actually I just need to improve my eating habbits and cooking skills ;c
My diet is 30% capsaicin.
Lol IBS can be a b**** sometimes! 😂😂😂
The fact that Steve puts up with that every day should really grant him a lot of respect from his classmates.
School children only respect nastiness of character, Steve is somewhat meek so that will forever make him a target
He thing is that is not every day. Stan is ONLY like this trought the phone.
So he is normal when Steve talks to him in person. The issue there is that Stan doesn't talk about his life in person so Steve can't interview him unless is trought the phone.
Sir this is a comedy. Nerd characters don't get respect.
what country do you think he goes to school in? Thats just another reason hed be made fun of. Dads in the CIA and yet hes such a baby
The fact that
I just noticed Barry has no desk in this scene. Is he actually part of Steve's history class or did he just show up to rant about his dad?
The best part is that Barry’s personality doesn’t give us any idea to the answer.
He was on the front row with Snot, Steve, and Toshi. They didn't show the first row at all when they scrolled across the classroom.
I think Barry was shown in the class with them that time Steve failed the history test. I forget the exact episode though
There's literally an empty desk in the very first shot. Shut up.
Less than 5 seconds in, you see Barry’s empty desk. Did you even watch the video before saying dumb shit?
I didn't know teachers had the authority to dismiss life
"the grim reaper doesnt dismiss you i do"
Ryuk: interesting
They wish.
What's the episode
@@Earlierfour S08E09
You should try reading the description sometimes. More often than not whatever you’re looking for is found right there.
My favorite part of this honestly, was seeing the horrified looks on the students' faces 🤦♂️😂 idk why, either
Hearing what their future has in store for them
And the squishy noise in the end there as he most likely hits the payment.
@@WannabeWryter most likely
@@redes9529 did you see him hitting the pavement
@@reinaemiya your right he stopped mid fall
0:23 “alright mr.brink here we go.” He sounds like he’s done this before lmao
He has, the whole plot is him just trying to ask Stan questions for his history class and everytime he does he just goes off about stuff that's way too personal
@@MrSeniorwaffles I doubt that
@@ariejohnson1944 It's not like this is some known unknown. The episode is available to watch. You watched a clip wherein what SeniorWaffles described what happened perfectly. What more do you want?
@@logicphile6207 liar I saw the episodes
@@ariejohnson1944 And what happened, in your view?
"I don't know if there's an afterlife."
So he just admitted that he questions God even though he's living in his personal Heaven.
And point a heaven gun at God's head. And had an atheist friend comeback to life after that friend met the devil. And met his Gaurdian Angel, finding out that he in a _"Wonder life"_ Christmas lesson and this isn't his real family. And made a deal with the Devil to revive him and his wife in exchange for going to Hell after dying the next time (He plans on training for Ninja Warrior course in Hell to get to Heaven) We don't think about continuity here.
I hate when a show doesn't have any sense of continuity. I get that they're making a joke, but said joke ignores a major piece of character development for Stan, namely that he has personally interacted with angels, God and other supernatural forces.
he isnt... think of that episode like simpsons treehouse of horrors... its not cannon... and i dont know when this episode aired but tbere was an experience he had where he killed himself and francine and went to heaven and sold his soul to the devil
@Jack Marsden Brian's met Jesus before and he is still an atheist. They even. Brought up the fact that he has met Jesus when talking about his atheism.
@@Garrus1995 Eh the shows on a floating timeline, character development outside of things like cast changes doesn't really occur. If it did Steve would've graduated after season 4. It really only exists within the confines of the episode or two part episode if that.
The transition between “who was the first president?” To immediately talking about killings himself is perfect. It’s too good man, TOO GOOD!
Teacher: steve, I think you're just trying to get out of this assignment.
Steve: game on bitch. You wanna hear what I gotta deal with? Fine by me!
Teacher: he’s right, Life dismissed
Legendary comment rigth thare XD
Pretty much!
had something like that once... teacher even gave me detention for 3 days over it. day 1, I sat there are glared at the chalkboard for the whole period without doing anything else of substance. detention teacher asked me to explain what was bothering me about being there... she agreed with me and overruled him, cancelling the rest of my detention.
> Yeah, when a smart person tells you "I didn't actually LEARN anything new" during a lesson, it's not a criticism of your lesson plan or competency as a teacher, it's just a simple statement of fact. I already knew every single thing in the material.
Always satisfying seeing a know it all teacher get set straight.
Most realistic thing: middle-age including anxiety, disappointment... and diarrhea more often than not...
Least realistic thing: 16 students in a public high school class
That and all the students are present
Be more like 38-42 in a class, 25-30 regulars. The rest on some random rotation of in and out days....but I'm old like that
I don't know I had less then 40 in my whole senior class, and had less going to the same class at the same time hell my biggest class was weights but that was just because the whole football team had to take it. But then again I did go to a small public school for that had to take kids from three small towns just so each teacher could at least get 10 students each.
Try a class with 100 students...
And only 10 of them are guys
0:23 I love the moment of 'oh you want to play like that Mr. Brink? Game on.' from Steve
Steve: are we doing this now? Oh we are doing this, let's fucking Gooooood teach!
Seth green: Makes script on suicidal speech
Me: No no hes got a point
*Seth MacFarlane
not Seth Green.
Seth, actually isn't the creative mind or writer for this show. He's really just a voice actor who's friends with Matt Weitzman & Mike Barker that gave him co creator credit & an executive producer nod to push FOX to greenlight the show. Seth doesn't write or come up with storylines for American Dad as everyone thinks he does. That's Family Guy, where Seth has WAY MORE say over.
@@averymichaels2087 This comes from a guy with the same first name as Avery Bullock. Checks out.
@@averymichaels2087 don't think anymore since family guy is trash
@@animefan2454 Not really, the Waxed stairs gag was side-splitting!
The part about the first 5 seconds when he wakes up being his only happy time, that shit was waaaaaay too real lol.
So it's pretty much when he says "Good Morning, USA" after he says that he remembers
@@LennyQUMFIF Stan smiling through the rest of the intro is just a mask he puts on
Unfortunately, that or alcohol
Even the first 5 seconds suck, as I fumble for my alarm...
Sorry dude I kinda know how that feels and I honestly feel like if there’s not a change I’m gonna end exactly like stan expect, I doubt I’ll have wife or home
His last name was _"Brink."_ That should've been a hint.
an extreme edge of land before a steep or vertical slope....seems like the name came after the joke did, just worked backwards.
thats really disturbing it looks like seth mcfarlane is describing his real life is actually like and that is shit
How can seth want to kill himself when he is so rich, famous and talented in singing and voice acting?
Bu Fan because life is pointless, that’s why.
@@WarriorsfanDubnation No, it's because depression can affect everyone. It doesn't matter if your life is fantastic, when you're in that dark pit, it's nigh-impossible to crawl out, but it *can* be done.
@@bufan7177 I used to wonder the same thing about Kurt Cobain. That was before I dealt with depression myself. It fucks everyone up that it passes, some worse than others.
@@liamroberts1458 Who the fuck gave rich and successful people the right to be depressed? They have piles of money, can do whatever, whenever, and if they don't like what they do each day then they can easily afford to do literally anything else that is more meaningful. Any rich person who is depressed is a fucking pussy
I want to know why barry wont go to his dad's funeral
maybe you should stop sleeping in class and pay attention to your classmate's reports
@@billybob2388 and this is where you get the "Best possible way to reply" achievement
I think maybe it's because the drive to the funeral would be too much like the Indie Movie episode for him.
@@KaiKrimson56 nah barry was more angry then sad during his report
If I remember right, Barry hinted in a different episode that he was abused by his uncle, that may have been what it was, either that or it was a throw away joke.
Edit: I say this at the risk of being r/wooooshed
This is how I feel most times. Adult hood sucks people!
That's why use my oculus headset as much as I can It's so I can feel free
Video games and Dr.Pepper drown out the bad thoughts for me
@@anthonybeam8003 vr is a bit more then a game it's promise that you can oneday emulate real life so well that you might be able to have a new one it's even used in therapy for prisoners and in retirement homes for the elderly
My adulthood isn’t that bad. It’s better than being in high school.
@@kenthuang436 same here being adult is much better than being in high school.
Stan: *Meets God multiple times*
Stan: I don’t know if there’s an afterlife
OMG your right. I never thought of that.
Also Stan died in the apocalypse and his heaven was being able to live with his family again
Plot twist: Steve actually faked the phone call. It was a recording.
Stan must have attended the same Secret Agent Elaborate Voicemail Hoax class that Archer did
@@FEARSWTOR Yes, he must have, at some point. 😂
@@FEARSWTOR yay someone who watches that show.
@@FEARSWTOR yes I was thinking that same thing.
Velius well he has theResources
I'm so glad I'm not like Stan.
I rarely get diarrhea.
Give it time. That was Stan's point.
@@yoshidinono8095 dread it, run from it, -destiny- diarrhoea arrives all the same
Liar
My own opinion is that Stan was lying each time. He just didn't want Steve calling him.
Good theory
Or that was their plan
Sound bout Stan
I mean, Stan has been known to troll his family before so it wouldn't surprise me.
If you've seen this whole episode, Stan does this every time Steve asked him for help with his assignment. All in all, Stan is a bigger jackass than Brian Griffin.
The looks on everyones faces when Stan talked, some were shocked and others were terrified in fact it's amazing that everyone in that classroom didn't try to kill themselves.
Exept the teacher which i think he succeeded
The best thing about this is Steve’s emotions
He was at first nervous and didn’t know how to say anything
But when Mr Brink called him out he was like, “Okay game on”
0:54
Stan: I don't know if there an afterlife
me: dude, you have been their several times.
Remember the Anti-Christ who could swim in land? xD
He probably just thinks they’re dreams or something
@@OTDinosaurScrubs and he refuses to talk about those during the daytime!
This feels like an Archer practical elaborate voicemail
Had the call ended with a gunshot and then “Hahaha! Elaborate voicemail hoax!” Then it would be funny.
"And that's why my dad didn't go to his dad's funeral, and why I won't go to my dad's funeral!"
I'm concerned 😟
The fact that they didn't just add a thud for the teacher's body hitting the ground, but they also added a splatter sound effect, implying a copious amount of blood is both deeply disturbing but also an incredible display of attention to detail 😰😰
Gay theory how many gallons of cum can stan squirt with the size balls hes got
00:41 Someone's who has gone through depression wrote that line, lol. When you're depressed, that few seconds of confusion and forgetfulness right after waking up is the highlight of your whole day.
I relate so much to the part about how he wakes up and he's happy for only a few short fleeting seconds until he remembers all his worries. The past fourteen years of my life have been that an it will never change. I've almost come to not only believe that but also accept it.
Ok
I wish nothing but peace for you
Well… I hear the Netherlands have legalized euthanasia if it ever becomes too unbearable. I don’t care about the American cult of positivity. Putting on a fake mask everyday
So it was during the Kennedy assassination. That's Stan's answer
Damn Steve you just killed your teacher! Lol
@Anthony Shedd but Steve had let him the teacher know his excuse
Well not really Steve’s fault more Stan
At least the students got to go home early
The teacher was the one who killed himself. nobody else made him do that.
No when you are requested to adhere to what you are called to uphold. Yet as leader to your moral obligations as a student of academics of higher learning. To then in turn come up short. Only to be slandered by those in the position of higher authority and expectations from your elders that's quite blissful of your homelife. Upon proper communication skills that are MIA of your own flesh and blood. You cannot expect your upper superiors to show a willingness to understand by your position alone. So with an already damaged reputation from the assumption of said teacher you must bring forth evidence to showcase your authenticity of your word alone. Now that the truth has been told from Stan which is the pun of the joke the truth (so to speak) it reveals that Steve did not bare false witness. Then overdelivered to reveal the insecurities from his teacher by making Stan self project his own life to display the teachers own life. Causing him to jump out of said window. Which steve had no intent of harming. He merely defended himself from being slandered in the first place. So it's not Steve's responsibility for catching teachers jumping out of windows. Besides suicide is not very healthy for you body eat more greens!!!😇 can I have a cookie now?
How I felt when I was suicidal like a year ago. Don't kill yourself people, you do matter and there's purpose and people who love you. It took me forever to realize that
Cliché...
Totally agree, man. Life is never worth throwing away. Reach out for help if you or anyone you know feel that way.
@@cheatbluevii9123 ...
I hope you are doing better these days Peach.
@@bonefetcherbrimley7740 thanks I am
0:08 why’d this sound like the minecraft grass sound 💀
“I gotta feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day!”
Ok
I love how everyone is moved by Stan while Steve acts like it's Tuesday.
His already numb to Stan
I can definitely relate to the five seconds thing.
Ok end results aside, big thumbs up to Steve for standing up to his teacher calling him out like that.
0:48 their faces are priceless 🤣
-Hi, how's it going
-This world is imperfect...
-What?
@max.adagio 😁
-If only I could wipe away the impurities
-Is everyone else in the class hearing this?
-And make it as beautiful as the USA!
Back in early 1980 my tenth grade history teacher committed suicide. We thought it was great at the time because a) we didn't like him and b) we got a substitute for the rest of the year (who we did like.) It wasn't until around 2005, my early 40's, that it dawned on me that our class might have been the cause of his depression. That and Jimmy Carter had been POTUS for over 3 years at that point and the Iran Hostage Crisis had been going on for a few months.
Don't feel too bad, many people make mistakes when they're younger. I also have anxiety about anything to do with Iran and related news and I'm sure being alive at the time of the crisis would have been scary
Sounds like you killed a man, with the help of dear president Carter of course
@@branrrez4291 one more and he can have a positive kd ratio
You were a terrible person.
Sounds to me like this guy had a lot of other shit going on...it was the 80s, who didn't, right? Maybe you were a factor, but I doubt you were the cause. I mean, if it were *just* his students, he could have got a new job...or transfered school districts...or taken a few years off to pursue whatever "dream job" he had before teacher...
Or maybe you did. Maybe you guys were a bunch of turds in his punch bowl and he had just had enough. I doubt it, but that does make for a better story.
Wait isn't Steve's teacher also the CIA therapist?
always a great moment when steve is underhandedly confident
Teacher: Steve you're up.
Little did he know he’s life was up
Oh, WOW, no fucking shit! It's almost as if all 1100 and something of us watched the SAME THING. Astronomical!
@@liamroberts1458 dick
@@liamroberts1458 tf are you going in about sped
@@liamroberts1458 look out, we got Einstein over here
I just realized his name is Mr.Brink
I guess he was on the “Brink” of suicide! Haha
*facepalm* ugh, here we go again...
Good one it sounds like Brinks security company
(Pulls out a string of fishing wire) I'm going to deprive you of all your oxygen from your throat with this if you don't get out
Ba dum tsssssssss
Kids: Surely life can't be That bad as an adult, right?
Adults: ...
Wtf... Stan just said to the smallest detail what I feel like every day, even that 5 seconds after sleep. I didn't expected my mentality to be in this show
I relate to stan
Doesn’t everyone?
@@Crazylegoman3791 No, that's not normal
@@conversationtosaurusrex I was kidding and this was a year ago.
@@conversationtosaurusrex it’s pretty normal for a lot of people
This is probably one of my favorite scenes in American Dad, steves face gives it all
steve: who was president when you were a kid
stan: and i took that personally
You can tell who hasn’t seen the whole episode by who’s commenting stuff like: ‘Steve’s face says he’s done this before 🤣’
Oof, I relate to Stan's problems way more than I should.
thats what life without religion is. sad morose, but only the selfish should care that its meaningless
Steve looks so done with this
Because of that he’s the only one resistant to Stans mid life crisis rants or to any rant of that.
There was a splat at the end
Yes, we have ears.
this is why i will always love american dad
That diarrhea line hit me hard😅
thats probably TMI...usually makes people laugh when they also have issues or know people with that issue.
Stan was so right
Sounding a lot like Ecclesiastes. Seems he should have studied the history of King Solomon more.
0:35 me when I see kids doing TikToks in public
That teacher's face changed when he found out Steve was telling the truth. Some parents are like that teacher's always say let me talk to your parents when they think the student is lying about what there parents said then find out the student was telling the truth
Lyrics:
Oh i dont know i guess i think about killing myself pretty frequently
And why not, whats so great about living?
You know when I'm happy, for about 5 seconds in the morning when i first wake up
Before i remember who i am and what my life is all about.
Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not.
I- I dont know if theres an afterlife, but who cares, nothingness couldnt be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.
Will , that explain a lot about Stan's personalty......
0:24 favorite part. 😂
The synchronized blink at 1:14 gets me every time.
Golly gee I sure do love that blink. Wish I could see it, TH-cam. Whole bunch of shit covering the fucking screen.
This never fails to make me laugh
"Diarrehea more often than not."
It’s the added wet crunchy splat for me. That extra detail was perf.
You could say he, was on the Brink.
Life Dismissed.
I love how Stan doesn’t even listen to what the question is and how the teacher’s eyes widen when he heard what Stan said.
he listened....he just didn't care. can you not tell the difference? are people really getting that...unable to do basic things now?
Im crying this man jumped to suicide talk when all he had to do was say who was president 😭 reminds me of my dad always going way left field
0:08 the fucking minecraft grass sfx.
The Chad American Dad vs the Virgin Family Guy
I friggin love the look on Steve's face throughout all of it
“So who was president when you were a kid” “oh I don’t know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently” 😂😂
Most relatable thing Stan has ever said
I know how stan feels like
Life dismissed
Fun fact: We see from the external shot of the school that Steve's school is only two floors tall. This means that his teacher fell no more than 20 feet, or about 6 meters for those across the pond. The medial fall height is 48 feet, or about four floors, twice what our teach just took. His suicide attempt is likely to end with a couple of annoyingly broken bones, depending on how he landed, potential paralyzation if he breaks his back/spine, crack ribs if he landed on his front, and only possibly death if he angled himself down to try and crack open his skull or snap his neck with the impact. In other words, what a drama queen, like that fall would even have a chance of dismissing life.
There's something extremely funny about Steve stopping the teacher's cliché response with "oh is that what you think?"
Steve “hey dad, what’s your favorite color?”
Stan “I don’t know, I think I’ve killed at least about five hundred people. Some bad, some innocent, some for just cutting me off in traffic. Honestly, After the first few hundred, you stop caring, stop feeling. their faces haunt your dreams until they become an amorphous blob resembling a human skull. Judging me, calling me to the other side. Awaiting the day I take my last so they can drag me screaming down to hell were I belong”
Damn
"I'm a better Christian than anybody in there!" -Stan Smith
"I dunno if there's an afterlife" -Also Stan Smith
Even if we ignore the whole "personal heaven" thing from the episode "Rapture's delight" and consider it not to be canon... And the fact that he's met his guardian angel... AND if we overlook the fact that he legit pointed a gun at God's head... That is STILL an incredibly hypocritical thing for him to say.
(Here comes the controversial part)
It may have made a funny joke if it were meant to be a humorous commentary on the hypocrisy of many modern Christians. No, I am not talking about ALL modern Christians. I am a Christian... BUT you gotta admit there are wayyyy too many who act like they're a better Christian than anybody else because they think they never have sinned and only believe in God the way kids believe in Santa, but if you go beneath the surface, their love for God is completely shallow.
“Oh is that what you think?”
I was shocked that this was on TH-cam!! I watched the episode and didn’t even bother searching for this part. However!!!!! Someone else feels the same as I do!! What a relief. We’re not alone men!! Keep soldering on. There is comfort in community.
The only difference is, I wake up in a panic. There is NO 5 seconds of peace. Waking up is the worst part of my day. Let’s not give up, but if we do, we do so as bravely as Mr Brink. If ur here it’s because u got a little Brink in u, but I’m with u! Not today brothers, not today. Let’s make it one more day.
I hope things are still going well a few months later
I want to hear more about Barry's story
Same here
You know what really unsettles me?
That deep down I agree with Stan through that subconscious thought that is stored way back in the corner of my brain. Whatever this voice, thought or feeling is, no matter how happy and stable I feel I never feel like I was able or will be able to get rid of it.
Of course the voice of reason is stronger. the conscious version of me is stronger and in charge. I am stronger and in charge!
So I wouldn’t even think about anything melancholic, let alone suicidal.
Unless all the stress gets too much, I crumble under the pressure, can no longer keep my emotions in check and go a step too far, I should be fine.
I’ve got nothing to worry about
This is beautiful.
The opening legit has me laughing my ass off
this is just my dad
Does anyone else realize that Stan was talking about suicide to a class run by a teacher named Mr. BRINK?
Argghh life doesn’t need a point or meaning find somthing to do stop feeling sorry for yourself and find your own meaning and personal fulfillment.
r/maliciouscompliance. :3
"whats so great about living" that hits really hard
So, Stan pretty much described every millennial's inner thoughts