*Jack’s Big Character-Defining Moment:* _His Uncle died suddenly and tragically in a car accident, leading Jack Patillo to fully appreciate the fragility of life and how each and every day could be our last. You must live and love like there’s no tomorrow in store for you, because for all you know, there isn’t..._ *Gavin’s Big Character-Defining Moment:* _He saw some dude fingering two girls on a bench._
Now Jack lives his life playing video games in a room full of his best friends and gets to donate a lot of money to charity every year, so he gets to give back. So Jack got what he sought. Now, Gavin is dating an underwear model who is really good looking, and who loves video games. He got what he wanted as well.
I dont mean to be a dick... BUT... people day everyday. You dont always see a guy fingering 2 girls at once outside the internet. Rip jacks uncle though😇🙏
I'm not going to agree with you, but I'm not going to say you're wrong either. Except at school. Because no matter how many people see it was their fault, you'll both be in trouble.
this ensemble of people actually did well and weren't talking over each other or too noisy and were all listening to each other and stuff. that kinda sucks that it's the shortest one but hey, new record
Me: damn ah need a security camera or something in the office to capture stuff like this Jack: so i bought a 300 dollar camera to record the office 24/7 Me: oh...nice
After checking Matt's Roosterteeth wiki page, the first thing I noticed is that it says "he was hired alongside Jeremy Dooley (what kind of a name is Dooley?)"
To whomever edited "bully" in Off Topic #136, thank you! You have made my day as I was having a really shitty one earlier. I'm crying because I was laughing so hard.
This one made me remember my four years in high school. Graduated in 2012; I was that one kid that was listening to 80s and 90s rock/ metal while everyone else was listening to all the new pop songs. Pretty sure every school had that person.
7 minutes in and i'm already dying of laughter just hearing the chaos that happens in the office I wish I could just sit and observe a week in AH it would be my dream.
I was kind of like Alfredo back in High School. Kind of drifted between groups of people, never really getting into fights, and graduated in 2007. Plus, most people in my high school, just weren't that confrontational. Most. A few fights, sure. But overall, just not that big. Go Class of '07!
Also, Jack's got a mad odd phone background at 40:47 and he's like showing it without drawing attention like he's sending a morse code emergency signal :'D
Damn this podcast was definitely one of the best. Wish it was longer, was so much fun though. I’d love to see this crew together again 😄. Also “do the credits count?!” Followed by the hard cut 😂😂
Gavin has the same issue with antman that i do. They say in the first movie he retains his weight, but then later in the movie he runs along the barrel of someones gun, and they gun stays perfectly level
I've been to a few concerts like that, the Cage the Elephant Unpeeled acoustic tour to name my favorite. I love the no phone atmosphere. People are more focused on what's happening, and you don't have 10 people with their phones in front of you recording everything. I'd suggest maybe internally hiring a photographer so people can still have that option, if it ever happens. It will make people a bit more willing to go
I met Tyler Coe at RTX a couple years ago; I gave him a pillow and he gave me a hug and said "thank you" directly into my ear. It was completely unfair
Contagious Jew it’s not that he’s old. It that he was a loser in high school and he’s still a loser. He never really challenged the way he thinks by hanging out with different types of ppl
That was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard gav say, just the context and the delivery was so perfect. Probably the first time I ever literally slapped my knee involuntarily
lol my cousin and I did the race cheese thing in Crackdown as well. We just blew everyone up by making a roadblock and blowing up their gas tanks when they came around on lap 2 and got stuck in a clump.
I was bullied and later found out that most of the other kids who were also bullied, did what I did and joined the military. We found out that the bullies either now have criminal records or have dropped off the map, none joined the military.
There was this kid that always wore a trench coat to school and got bullied OFTEN. I was like, yep, I'm definitely gonna try to get on his good side lmaoo
I didn't fight people messing with me either. Two different occasions had a dude plucking the back of my ears. Had one dude pull me halfway across a lunchroom table. Only close times I really came to doing anything was when a dude wanted to see my glasses, I told him "no," he said, "I outta hit you," and I told him, "do it then." He did not. There was this one guy who was being messed with a little at a pep rally. Was going to do something about that, but the bully dude was sitting in between two big dudes. I assumed they were together and plus that creates a dangerous situation for more than just me. Sometimes, you just have to pick your battles. I just didn't feel they were worthy enough for me to get suspended over or make a situation where others could get hurt.
Jack seems like the kind of person who would look down on the kid who got punched in the face then fought back and would say he was just as bad as the other kid
You guys should do a let's play live hometown tour where you play the hometowns of the main six plus Treyco, Fredo and Lindsay like Boston, Jersey, Indianapolis, Alabama, England etc. I am from Indy like Trevor and would love to come to a show there since I cant afford to travel
no the rule is that if Michael isn't there, they're allowed to do a shorter podcast. They talked about it on last week's Off Topic where Michael was absent yet again
*Jack’s Big Character-Defining Moment:*
_His Uncle died suddenly and tragically in a car accident, leading Jack Patillo to fully appreciate the fragility of life and how each and every day could be our last. You must live and love like there’s no tomorrow in store for you, because for all you know, there isn’t..._
*Gavin’s Big Character-Defining Moment:*
_He saw some dude fingering two girls on a bench._
Not just two girls, Two of the hottest girls. He has something we don't smh
Now Jack lives his life playing video games in a room full of his best friends and gets to donate a lot of money to charity every year, so he gets to give back. So Jack got what he sought.
Now, Gavin is dating an underwear model who is really good looking, and who loves video games. He got what he wanted as well.
jordan999fire Good point actually.
I dont mean to be a dick... BUT... people day everyday. You dont always see a guy fingering 2 girls at once outside the internet. Rip jacks uncle though😇🙏
It's very apparent, given where they are now, that their moments drove them in two very different directions.
"Kids dont fight, but if someone wants to fight, fight 'em"
Lmao I love Lil J
I mean, 'want's to' isn't the best advice.
If someone does start a fight, and you can't get away, it's your turn to fight.
WizardOf nah, if someone starts a fight and you think you can take them then fight, especially if you're a kid
I'm not going to agree with you, but I'm not going to say you're wrong either.
Except at school. Because no matter how many people see it was their fault, you'll both be in trouble.
talk shit get hit
BOSTON! lol
this ensemble of people actually did well and weren't talking over each other or too noisy and were all listening to each other and stuff. that kinda sucks that it's the shortest one but hey, new record
Easily one of the top 3 greatest episodes of Off Topic yet. I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
The best for sure!
Damn this episode is shorter than Jeremy.
Still love it though.
damn son, that's a low blow.
Really reaching there.
Masterdude94 Like Jeremy does for the bottom shelf.
That's a low burn right there! XD
Still gold tho!
32:50 favorite part
40:10 that changed a lot
How to get the lost cats out of the ceiling, send Gavin up there with his finger
SpaRoh But then Gavin gets stuck and you have to send Geoff up with his finger.
I’m Jon Risinger, and this is Off the Topic.
JUST
SHIT
ON MY
DICK
Evan MacIntosh §
And welcome to jackass!
The obviously homeless drifter sitting next to Jack seems nice
RyManski I heard he sucks at making golf maps.
Don't be fooled, I hear he's a bully
I agree. Gavin is quite nice
Yeah, his beard and facial structure makes him look like Pewdiepie XD
Which one
Me: damn ah need a security camera or something in the office to capture stuff like this
Jack: so i bought a 300 dollar camera to record the office 24/7
Me: oh...nice
Cinne saaaaaaaame. That camera is gonna catch some great stuff
Yeah, most likely "on fire."
You can see gavins brain at work before he talks about the ladies man with the two girls on the bench😂😂
I spit some food out when they put up the "Bully" tag. That was funny, good job broadcast!
Something tells me that Gavin's party story will be an rtaa in the future.
Whoever is writing the descriptions for these now, thank you. You make me happy. You do goo
After checking Matt's Roosterteeth wiki page, the first thing I noticed is that it says "he was hired alongside Jeremy Dooley (what kind of a name is Dooley?)"
This was so off the rails in the best way. How did it get more out of control without Michael? This was awesome :)
@32:30 Quite possibly the start of the greatest moment of this episode.
I like the after credits parts because it makes people watch the credits and get a reward for seeing the names involved
Iv'e been asking for this camera idea for so long, so happy they're finally going through with it
An offtopic this short.....that's it lads, I'm prepping for the end of days.
REPENT! _REPENT!!!_
PECKING ORDER
This is such a chill polite podcast, I love it
To whomever edited "bully" in Off Topic #136, thank you! You have made my day as I was having a really shitty one earlier. I'm crying because I was laughing so hard.
i am not a sports guy but i love so much that SportsBall is coming back because it was so much fun to watch!
"I'm married to my high school friend" cute as fuuuuuck
This one made me remember my four years in high school. Graduated in 2012; I was that one kid that was listening to 80s and 90s rock/ metal while everyone else was listening to all the new pop songs. Pretty sure every school had that person.
7 minutes in and i'm already dying of laughter just hearing the chaos that happens in the office I wish I could just sit and observe a week in AH it would be my dream.
“I never forced him to be zip tied” so it was a consensual zip tying?
Genuinly really enjoyed this episode man,laughed every once in a while
Matt's zip tie story proves he's a complete maniac
The rare No-Michael Off Topic
jaredcochran probably why it’s so short
Miles McClain Jeremy made it short xD
Not so rare since the baby lol
not so rare these days 😕
And it’s actually watchable because Ryan isn’t on it
I was kind of like Alfredo back in High School. Kind of drifted between groups of people, never really getting into fights, and graduated in 2007. Plus, most people in my high school, just weren't that confrontational. Most. A few fights, sure. But overall, just not that big.
Go Class of '07!
40:06 he just had to fuckin say it lmao
40:10 Not anymore :(
Short but extremely funny. I loved them sharing stories from highschool.
stop the bullying 2015, start the bullying 2016, 2017 the year of indiscriminate cursing, 2018 restart the bullying
2019 the year of the moon ball wars
Jeremy only saying “so that was released?” when Jack asked if anyone had seen a new movie was a very Jeremy thing to say
This is one of my favorites in recent memory. Destruction and self discovery.
Also, Jack's got a mad odd phone background at 40:47 and he's like showing it without drawing attention like he's sending a morse code emergency signal :'D
Damn this podcast was definitely one of the best. Wish it was longer, was so much fun though. I’d love to see this crew together again 😄. Also “do the credits count?!” Followed by the hard cut 😂😂
Gavin has the same issue with antman that i do. They say in the first movie he retains his weight, but then later in the movie he runs along the barrel of someones gun, and they gun stays perfectly level
That guy has something I dont-Gavin
You four fingers at work -Jeremy
Best joke in off topic
If your'e gonna be standing on the moon your gonna need some sunglasses. There you go Matt that's a better transition.
Jack was 100% bullied as a kid. Didn’t take the bully chat well
Much easier watch at this length loved it
that 24/7 camera is genius, cant wait to see what comes from it
Alfredo lookin like a snack
always
Beary Awesome Gamer
Damn, if Trevor was there they'd be a Snack Pack. 🍑💦
And he’s sick too! That’s a handsome boy right there~
*snacc*
I've been to a few concerts like that, the Cage the Elephant Unpeeled acoustic tour to name my favorite. I love the no phone atmosphere. People are more focused on what's happening, and you don't have 10 people with their phones in front of you recording everything. I'd suggest maybe internally hiring a photographer so people can still have that option, if it ever happens. It will make people a bit more willing to go
Ad goblin must be so proud watching his son take the reins of the family business.
haha matt is the best when he drinks on off topic
I met Tyler Coe at RTX a couple years ago; I gave him a pillow and he gave me a hug and said "thank you" directly into my ear. It was completely unfair
Thanks Jack for saying exactly what i do with the after credit scene
Jack's so disconnected with everything that happens in high school. You can tell hes getting old lol.
Contagious Jew it’s not that he’s old. It that he was a loser in high school and he’s still a loser. He never really challenged the way he thinks by hanging out with different types of ppl
Jaan Paunic
wow you're really "woke" aren't you?
Thank god they got a 24 hour camera in the room. I've been wanting them to do that for over a year
54:20 Gavin, I’ve had the same thing happen to me many times these past couple years and I always figured it was my anxiety acting up
That was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard gav say, just the context and the delivery was so perfect. Probably the first time I ever literally slapped my knee involuntarily
my god this whole episode needs to be animated
I just realized Matt Bragg looks like discount Post Malone
Imagining Fredo throwing hands is great
Jeremy during the Theater Mode " I'm tightening the water."
Alfredo straight bay Breh when he talks about highschool
40:44 Gavin’s double take was so funny
We had fights at my high school every week and we had a dedicated fight week every year that the whole district knew about
The cut to credits at the end was fucking amazing.
lol my cousin and I did the race cheese thing in Crackdown as well. We just blew everyone up by making a roadblock and blowing up their gas tanks when they came around on lap 2 and got stuck in a clump.
Ayyy, Alfredo real af !!!💪🔥🔥😎
32:51 Timestamp where the title came from.
sportsball with tyler coe and mia khalifa? is that a joke or is he being serious? bc i'd love that, they had such good chemistry on always open
It's real.
What’s it about?
It's real they have a channel too. Search for Sportsball on TH-cam and look for the channel with the orange logo
twitter.com/Tyler__Coe/status/1014165571888402432
twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/1014293948901228545
twitter.com/Tyler__Coe/status/1016043579884613633
*It's happening.*
that sounds awful lmao mia khalifas other sports show is trash why would this be any better
1:12:00 I was on another screen, I thought it was Trevor that came running in. 😂
I was bullied and later found out that most of the other kids who were also bullied, did what I did and joined the military. We found out that the bullies either now have criminal records or have dropped off the map, none joined the military.
From same home town as Matt, gotta say he is 100% right about SC. It really is that bad.
I run light and sound boards for my high school and a neighboring school. And these sound board stories are driving me insane
Follow up: can we have the specs for your sound setup
You guys should do a Let's Play Live tour with just Achievement Hunter.
That ending though!
Another week without Michael yelling over everyone and turning five minute stories into half our vignettes, whoo
There was this kid that always wore a trench coat to school and got bullied OFTEN. I was like, yep, I'm definitely gonna try to get on his good side lmaoo
Matt, my knee also popped out. TWICE. I feel your pain
I didn't fight people messing with me either. Two different occasions had a dude plucking the back of my ears. Had one dude pull me halfway across a lunchroom table. Only close times I really came to doing anything was when a dude wanted to see my glasses, I told him "no," he said, "I outta hit you," and I told him, "do it then." He did not. There was this one guy who was being messed with a little at a pep rally. Was going to do something about that, but the bully dude was sitting in between two big dudes. I assumed they were together and plus that creates a dangerous situation for more than just me. Sometimes, you just have to pick your battles. I just didn't feel they were worthy enough for me to get suspended over or make a situation where others could get hurt.
"Aw shit! Do the credits count?" "I don't know! I don---" *credits*
Jack seems like the kind of person who would look down on the kid who got punched in the face then fought back and would say he was just as bad as the other kid
There name for people like that. It's called a principal.
What? Jack was saying you shouldn't get into a fight UNLESS someone physically hits you. He'd totally back up that kid~
Sportsball is coming back I am so excited
Great ending....I'm still giggling
"This episode of GAVIN is brought to you by..."
32:50 he's got something I dont
You need to put clear plastic over that 24 hr Corner camera
This episode was so funny!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ethan Kelly Parcore first members could have already seen it
Ethan Kelly Parcore it was on the website you twat
Ayaya too let people know its funny, or to spoil shit, or just to see what made it in the yt as apposed to site. Why not?
Adam Koontz cus its an idiotic waste of time that no one actually does but ppl use as an argument anyways
Ethan Kelly Parcore damn dude you got fucked
Broadcast were on the ball in this episode
So basically it has gotten to the point where you now require CCTV in your office
21:03
As a fellow South Carolina man, I accept your apology.
You guys should do a let's play live hometown tour where you play the hometowns of the main six plus Treyco, Fredo and Lindsay like Boston, Jersey, Indianapolis, Alabama, England etc.
I am from Indy like Trevor and would love to come to a show there since I cant afford to travel
An hour and eighteen minutes?
*Da Fuq?*
Must have clicked on the RT podcast instead.
DJ Not Nice
I wish I did .. D: but it’s not!
dj not nice do you know toby Queef by chance?
No Michael. Apparently it's a rule "if not involving Michael, must be under 2hrs"
no the rule is that if Michael isn't there, they're allowed to do a shorter podcast. They talked about it on last week's Off Topic where Michael was absent yet again
I am so excited for sportsball 2.0
That hobo looks good in sunglasses
Wow Jack really REALLY hates bullies
I like and appreciate high school because I'm home schooled 😁👍 so I don't have to deal with all that bull crap.
Bloody hell it's a shortie but a great episode
Everything's going to be ok. You're not dying, its perfectly natural.
Thank you. I needed to hear that
Fun fact sushi isn’t fully Raw! That’s sushimi and people have ate in Japan thinking it’s like sushi and immediately threw up
The only record we should be aiming for here is longest episode guys
Didn't the free first members trial change to a week? The theatre mode clip said one month still.