Moose are Absolute Units

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  • @inappropriatecontent2589
    @inappropriatecontent2589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5542

    I love how when the bear looks at the moose, the moose looks back like “keep walking fluffy”

    • @chunkymilkxd5342
      @chunkymilkxd5342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Just saying bears eat moose

    • @armiferafatum2459
      @armiferafatum2459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      @@chunkymilkxd5342 they do, but they mostly prey on weaker individuals

    • @chunkymilkxd5342
      @chunkymilkxd5342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Weaker individuals like young moose

    • @chunkymilkxd5342
      @chunkymilkxd5342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And fox

    • @Guillan80
      @Guillan80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Inappropriate Content lolol

  • @almightygod87
    @almightygod87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    Bear: Stops and turns around
    Moose:"Yeah keep walking buddy"

    • @tyroneloki5131
      @tyroneloki5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Bear: im suppose to be the predator right??
      Moose: not today

    • @salvation7779
      @salvation7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I'm pretty sure polar bear would be able to kill a moose

    • @kiezersosay49
      @kiezersosay49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Joe rogan always talks about his buddy who saw a grizzly kill a moose by breaking its back by swiping it.

    • @m1l22
      @m1l22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Weird champ

    • @cdaprinz999
      @cdaprinz999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@kiezersosay49 moose could definitely kill a bear with a full charge or even a couple kicks not to say a grizzly couldn't get the upper hand but those antlers are a lot to get behind

  • @Darkseany
    @Darkseany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4761

    Her: "We are looking for the very elusive... moose."
    Canadians: "Just drive around.
    *It'll find you.* "

    • @future8783
      @future8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Canadians: "There's one right behind you."

    • @future8783
      @future8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@hotdogpepper8410 It's "Meese"....

    • @caleviwin
      @caleviwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@hotdogpepper8410 no? There's a shit ton of moose in Nova Scotia tho

    • @RyukoPlays
      @RyukoPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@hotdogpepper8410 Are you dumb? Literally one quick google search will show you that Canada has more than 3x the amount lmfao.

    • @Kingofcorrect
      @Kingofcorrect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And challenge your car to Chicken.

  • @traskforge
    @traskforge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2595

    Animalogic lady: This bloody mess on the antlers is the velvet shedding.
    Brain: don't let her trick you. the moose just gored some tourist who wandered too far.

    • @4WingedAngels
      @4WingedAngels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      All the better to avoid seeing thousands of tourists.😁
      It’s amazing how stupid people are about approaching wild animals.

    • @getsugatensho1102
      @getsugatensho1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@4WingedAngels lmao

    • @getsugatensho1102
      @getsugatensho1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@4WingedAngels lmao

    • @h3o208
      @h3o208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EXACTLY

    • @lordskeletor4558
      @lordskeletor4558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@getsugatensho1102 lmao

  • @samvimes1083
    @samvimes1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14087

    Ah yes, the majestic swamp donkey, truly a unit among units.

  • @Honeybummer
    @Honeybummer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3155

    "Moose's are the most majestic"
    Cuts to one with blood all over its antlers

    • @JarloftheNorth
      @JarloftheNorth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      That's actually because moose regrow their antlers every year. When antlers first grow in, they're covered in a soft, furry layer of skin that is very similar to velvet; once the antlers are an appropriate size for the animal, they have to scrape all this stuff off, which is a bloody process that makes both moose and deer look like slasher villains.

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Jarlof theNorth this was said in the video. hunter was making a joke

    • @notstunyou
      @notstunyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jarlof theNorth does it hurt the moose?

    • @rileybarton6441
      @rileybarton6441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@notstunyou no lmao

    • @rileybarton6441
      @rileybarton6441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i hope youre joking ab that being blood lmao. its velvet and they get rid of it around late summer or spring time

  • @OldieBones
    @OldieBones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    Just go to Anchorage, Alaska. There are moose there used to living around humans, and cars generally don't bug them. Those are the chill ones, they'll stick their head through your open window just to check you out or steal your salad.

    • @ultimatechessplaya
      @ultimatechessplaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lol

    • @hooliganfanatic7241
      @hooliganfanatic7241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      The *s a l a d*

    • @henryjames8654
      @henryjames8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OldieBones, All manner of terrible jokes come to mind here, anything from "damnit I ordered this with 1000 Island", to "where's all the white women"?

    • @jimmyarbutus2555
      @jimmyarbutus2555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      People in Alaska just drive around eating salad?

    • @ajj.415
      @ajj.415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, you’ll see them if you don’t end up freezing to death first.

  • @tricky6476
    @tricky6476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    “When you get up close to a moose, you will notice how massive they are!”
    The next thing you will see is a white light

    • @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski
      @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Den Jesus will come into view saying "oh bro. You fucked up."

    • @Lardnuts
      @Lardnuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only if you aren't quick lol, have been in a situation with a moose coming at me. But was so easy to not get hit by it lol have to be slow n stupid to actually get hit by it

    • @chrislynch4686
      @chrislynch4686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mother nature is deadly and fierce

    • @solomonstello
      @solomonstello 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

    • @hi_its_jerry
      @hi_its_jerry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lardnuts slow and stupid? yep, thats me!

  • @-...................-
    @-...................- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Moose and those bloody antlers makes it look like they killed someone and your next

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Pure nightmare fuel!

    • @iudexe3103
      @iudexe3103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Beast hide assasin

    • @cookingwithtabitha
      @cookingwithtabitha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That scene freaked me out just a little.

    • @exoticspiritz6915
      @exoticspiritz6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s not from killing something it’s from scraping there antlers on the tree when they have velvet on there horns

    • @menacing_egg2732
      @menacing_egg2732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My next what

  • @higaddrip2583
    @higaddrip2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1681

    I’m so tempted to call them meese

    • @johntitor7989
      @johntitor7989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Canadian Messes and Geeses.

    • @kiingyo3750
      @kiingyo3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i think about this comment alot

    • @jaxvipre8606
      @jaxvipre8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      moosen is far superior me thinks

    • @thedeep6570
      @thedeep6570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i like your profile picture

    • @Moff00388
      @Moff00388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You can try just be prepared to accept the consequences

  • @Blargleflakes
    @Blargleflakes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    “Chill attitude”
    Pans to murder moose with blood soaked antlers........

    • @slytherinbabe3492
      @slytherinbabe3492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That's...not blood. The antlers are shedding its velvet.

    • @jello_sauce
      @jello_sauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@slytherinbabe3492 No, that is literally blood. The moose rub against the bark so hard that it breaks the skin.

    • @slytherinbabe3492
      @slytherinbabe3492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jello_sauce yeah, I realized that when I got to that part of the video.

    • @jello_sauce
      @jello_sauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@slytherinbabe3492 Why did you not watch the rest of the video first?

    • @ArDeeNY1
      @ArDeeNY1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Slytherin Babe Lmao "My bad I told you false info about the video before I finished the video"

  • @Yael_D_
    @Yael_D_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Bruh a bloody moose at night would scare the shit out of me literally 💀

    • @Katherine_xs
      @Katherine_xs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In the day too alright 😫

    • @crablord7934
      @crablord7934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wendigo time

  • @tatsusama3192
    @tatsusama3192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    1:20 Cat: What the f. . . Human! Are you seeing this?!

    • @ladyren1575
      @ladyren1575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I was like... "Dude there's no way you can take down that Moose!"

    • @Maxilche
      @Maxilche 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Human, I needz that goat for my world domination planz!

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The cat is dyslexic; kitty thinks it's a mouse and not a moose.

    • @RiePigen1
      @RiePigen1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt that!

  • @MaddSlasher
    @MaddSlasher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3688

    Wait you forgot my favorite moose fact. They have been found swimming in coastal regions swimming in the ocean and are occasionally eaten by orca.

    • @Everyyoueverymiau
      @Everyyoueverymiau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Dreamfoolgirl wow. That’s cool. And a bit scary.

    • @TheEndangeredBertVert
      @TheEndangeredBertVert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      I'm so disappointed that this fact wasn't brought up. It's such a strange and fun fact to tell people

    • @traieking
      @traieking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That’s crazy 😂

    • @sudmuck
      @sudmuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Where did you here that orca eat them?

    • @sudmuck
      @sudmuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MaddSlasher can you post a source?

  • @evanwynne-james2145
    @evanwynne-james2145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I love the cats reaction, he was like : "Bro, are you seeing this giant hoofer outside???"

    • @deathbguy8160
      @deathbguy8160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *cat looks at moose and looks back at owner*
      Help!?

  • @FireGuy90
    @FireGuy90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Fecking moose chased me up a tree during the Rut. Like a furry freight train coming after you

    • @artsysabs
      @artsysabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glad you alright tho!

    • @MsPilgrim123
      @MsPilgrim123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That sounds absolutely terrifying. I've never seen a moose in person but I've seen a moose head on a wall and the size of that alone told me I would never want to be too close to one of these animals.

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    "Grow a pair" is a profound insult in Moose society.

    • @lukegale7812
      @lukegale7812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      You hear this predominantly in Springtime

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lukegale7812 and predominantly from older bulls to the younger

    • @xentris2853
      @xentris2853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lukegale7812 I was the 69th like

  • @LouieOcean2
    @LouieOcean2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7310

    My brother hit a moose once in his car. His car was destroyed and the moose walked away like nothing happened

    • @kingsly2275
      @kingsly2275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +937

      Probably felt like having a shopping cart slam into you at top speed. it’s hurts but it won’t kill yuh

    • @Gokuzu
      @Gokuzu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Must've driven into Moose Cage.

    • @jeffmclearen229
      @jeffmclearen229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Them Fers go through the windshield! He is lucky!

    • @gordongoodman8342
      @gordongoodman8342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

      Walked away to later die in the forest from internal injuries.

    • @alaskancabin7506
      @alaskancabin7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Not true. I live in Alaska, they don’t fair well when hit by a car. They die basically every time.

  • @crisionmatlock4450
    @crisionmatlock4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    "Moose is a Deer"
    Me: *Hol Up*

    • @q-miiproductions878
      @q-miiproductions878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The antlers weren’t obvious enough for you?

    • @vshatriya5254
      @vshatriya5254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@q-miiproductions878
      I thought it wasn't a deer too.

    • @bigpig2709
      @bigpig2709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Mike Hunt Bruh

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They deer on steroids.

    • @KeyWestGlenn
      @KeyWestGlenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the same thing OP

  • @willo90li
    @willo90li 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:22
    Cat: O - O
    "oh my gosh my human slave, what is that titan has stepped upon my land!?"

  • @SpitfiretheCat16
    @SpitfiretheCat16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3598

    Moose? "Chill"? I'm from Texas and even _I_ know that they're 8 ft stilt-walking Ford trucks fueled by pure hatred.

    • @guillermosolorzano1071
      @guillermosolorzano1071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Hahahahahahahhhaha pictured it.

    • @TranslatedAssumption
      @TranslatedAssumption 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      This gal lost all credibility with me when she described moose as chill

    • @SpitfiretheCat16
      @SpitfiretheCat16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@TranslatedAssumption they're chill until they lock onto a target

    • @markhunter3533
      @markhunter3533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Le Tigre de Paris yeah, chill is not a word to describe them.

    • @eatherjourneyman8357
      @eatherjourneyman8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Mark Hunter I’m pretty sure she meant chill as in calm in normal conditions, like how bears are. If you’ve ever seen a bear and a nature documentary when it’s not actively hunting or fighting they really just chilling out on rocks or in caves without a care. It’s the same for moose, when they aren’t actively threatened they just chill and munch on whatever’s nearby. If you want to see not chill then look at any of the small non domestic cat species

  • @justinrobert82
    @justinrobert82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    "We're here in Algonquin National Park looking for something pretty special. We're looking to die."

    • @KR-jg7gc
      @KR-jg7gc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahaha hahahhahahha hahahha .. but that's how humans are isn't it.. we wanna film all sorts of wild, dangerous beasts

    • @Infinite8blue
      @Infinite8blue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I camped there for about. Week, it freaking beautiful

    • @cthulha_north
      @cthulha_north 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wendigos

    • @talyrath
      @talyrath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Based on the number of flies and mosquitoes flying around her, possibly from anemia.

  • @DrArku
    @DrArku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4704

    Fun fact: A moose can actually kick hard enough to penetrate your torso.

    • @dud9895
      @dud9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +724

      Yeah that's not terrifying at all.

    • @bikelifer4985
      @bikelifer4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Wow

    • @Green_Slimey
      @Green_Slimey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      wow really fun

    • @Therater2000_
      @Therater2000_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Imagine getting a double hoof hit straight to the balls

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Wtf • 10 years ago you wouldn’t have any after, lol.
      That’s horrifying

  • @rubenoctave4156
    @rubenoctave4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The bear was like, “I don't want any trouble, just passing by.”

  • @LegendOfTanooki
    @LegendOfTanooki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    “Majestic antlers make it one of our most beloved animals..”
    (Shows bloody, terrifying, shedding antlers that make it look like he just slaughtered something.)

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      yes, they slaughter the people that don't respect them, they can legit yeet your car if they want. respect those giants

    • @kappa3667
      @kappa3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aaahhhh I think it kinda looked pretty

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats why they are our most beloved animal you see? nobody invades when we have giant bloodwearing beasts

    • @puss_n_booze
      @puss_n_booze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      love him or be part of his victims

    • @leandervr
      @leandervr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moose are apparently the most metal animals ever.

  • @marmary5555
    @marmary5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    1:25 that cat's facial expression after seeing that Moose is priceless. She's like _"Mom, did you see that?"_ 😂😂😂

    • @graiglp7285
      @graiglp7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You like cats?

    • @deverongodee5088
      @deverongodee5088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@graiglp7285 i think she does since her name is litterally "kittens" and has a kitten on her channel picture. But im not sure

    • @graiglp7285
      @graiglp7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deveron Godee i know i was just joking

    • @Azubjourni
      @Azubjourni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what are kittens

    • @WhiteSage2
      @WhiteSage2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@graiglp7285 how is that a joke no punchline

  • @musclebunny7665
    @musclebunny7665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    How I wish more than 1 moose is called *meese*

    • @ea6102
      @ea6102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Or moosen

    • @ericcloud1023
      @ericcloud1023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Me: A herd of Meese are stampeding our way Pa, what'll we do!?!?
      Pa: don't worry son, I've heard they're "chill" I'm sure these Meese will politely allow us to cross....
      Meese: *bloody antlers*

    • @adreabrooks11
      @adreabrooks11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm already making it a thing - along with calling a single grain of rice a rouse. After all, it's already happened to pease porridge. ^^

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Meessess

    • @RustyPawz
      @RustyPawz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's a flock of moosen

  • @Stowneyo
    @Stowneyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "We are looking for a moose" that's a weirdo way to say goodbye forever

  • @wambatmqn3833
    @wambatmqn3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Only deer to have palm antlers
    Fallow deer: hold my palms....

    • @Openreality
      @Openreality 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not a deer at all.

    • @iFrostNight
      @iFrostNight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Openreality "Deer are the hoofed ruminant mammals forming the family Cervidae. The two main groups of deer are the Cervinae, including the muntjac, the elk, the fallow deer, and the chital; and the Capreolinae, including the reindeer, the roe deer, and the moose." Wiki

    • @soltrice
      @soltrice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Battle Cats owo

  • @carl-albinberglund5921
    @carl-albinberglund5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2396

    "The moose is a Canadian icon"
    Rip Sweden who has it as it's national animal.

    • @ourlordgarry9576
      @ourlordgarry9576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      And America which has them all over like 5 states

    • @greg3280
      @greg3280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Ah Sweden can have it we got the beaver anyhow

    • @logandesousa7352
      @logandesousa7352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Unfactual comment

    • @hallaja8338
      @hallaja8338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Haha yes! This was the comment I was looking for! Usually they show what countries/areas the animals live in, and moose sure isn't only Canadian!

    • @hallaja8338
      @hallaja8338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@greg3280 Sweden has beavers too :)

  • @cadenstuart744
    @cadenstuart744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    “Moose are the Largest land animals in Europe and North America”
    Bison: Am I a joke to you?

    • @blacklikeme88
      @blacklikeme88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Then the elephant looks down on the bison.

    • @vector7927
      @vector7927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      blacklikeme88 in North America dude

    • @jordank5975
      @jordank5975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@vector7927 search "moose in Alaska" and you'll see bison have nothing close to the size

    • @zalenahquaddy4354
      @zalenahquaddy4354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@jordank5975 Moose are only taller not heavier...

    • @LexLivesLife
      @LexLivesLife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Super original comment format bro 👍🏽

  • @enderemus
    @enderemus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love that title “Absolute Units” . Superb . Feels accurate . These are magnanimous beings

    • @BatCaveOz
      @BatCaveOz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Magnanimous means generous or forgiving.

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't you mean "magnificent beings"?

    • @The1Critic2
      @The1Critic2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is the definition of "unit" in this context?

    • @slayer7682
      @slayer7682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The1Critic2 a tank

  • @art070769
    @art070769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    Hi, I'm Moose.
    What? Oh, yeah I'm fine. The blood on my antlers isn't mine.
    I had to massacre a village back there.
    They pissed me off.

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The moose was T-posing before it massacred the village.

    • @jerp2077
      @jerp2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a shame

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Such a shame, i wonder why they’re all dying to be pummeled by me”

    • @Kng-hv2qb
      @Kng-hv2qb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wouldn’t play hockey with me

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Subsistence player:* Information checks out.

  • @Woodledude
    @Woodledude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Animalogic: "We're looking for the very elusive moose..."
    Me: *Moose gave birth to calves in my backyard for six years straight* Elusive? Pffft

    • @connorpratt4874
      @connorpratt4874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Woodledude they can be pretty elusive

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      connor Pratt I can attest to this, my mom had never seen a moose irl until around five months ago, and she's lived in Canada all her life! For over thirty years she hadn’t seen a moose! I’ve seen a family of three a couple times in my life, and only in the winter, never any other season.

    • @codykochan-erdman9620
      @codykochan-erdman9620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      caden Macdonald probably helps if you dont live in the city.

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t ask Who Joe is Point of fact, only when we moved out into the country did she ever see a moose.

    • @MadSwedishGamer
      @MadSwedishGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're all over the place in northern Sweden. There are plenty of road signs warning against moose that get stolen by tourists because they think it's funny, but they're responsible for lots of car crashes.

  • @captaincrooked9051
    @captaincrooked9051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    I think you missed one of the predators of Moose.
    Orca Whales.
    Moose when diving into the ocean for sea plants can dive deep enough that they can get attacked by Orca whales.

    • @dannydoorod
      @dannydoorod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Crazy.. 😵

    • @veronicachristopher9321
      @veronicachristopher9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Rare. Not worth the mention. Besides, smarty, another chick beat you to this, you comment thief! 😆

    • @bazinga479
      @bazinga479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Veronica Christopher or maybe it’s just a fact quite a few people know?

    • @Galaxia7
      @Galaxia7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Orcas aren't whales

    • @indiferrentnihilism1074
      @indiferrentnihilism1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Galaxia7 alright mate im pretty sure we all know that.

  • @jdailey01230
    @jdailey01230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:12 I like how the cat looks at its owner like “You sure we’re safe against that f’ing thing?!?”

  • @robertjohnson9187
    @robertjohnson9187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Bloody Antlers is the name of my metal band.

    • @rotoscopic8757
      @rotoscopic8757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bleeding Antlers sounds cooler.

    • @orac3038
      @orac3038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Bloody antlers sounds like a British man trash talking them

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@orac3038
      "Oi! U wot, mate?!"

    • @Sid-jx4gl
      @Sid-jx4gl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Epic

  • @ultimagamer1163
    @ultimagamer1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

    Grizzly bear: hmm I’m hungry, oh look a small dear **gets closer**
    Also bear: wait that’s not a deer...
    Moose: I’m about to end this bears whole career

    • @Jeanniecook-i4d
      @Jeanniecook-i4d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ultima Gamer Deer*

    • @ultimagamer1163
      @ultimagamer1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Auto correct

    • @ethanwinters1469
      @ethanwinters1469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bears have been known to hunt mooses and carry moose carcasses over vast distance

    • @PhotoLabMP
      @PhotoLabMP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A moose is no match for a full size grizzly bear.

    • @insulting_bjorn2354
      @insulting_bjorn2354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theres a clip on youtube made here in sweden the bear is like hurp a derp ima just move the thing 3 meters while not breaking a sweat.

  • @kronoscamron7412
    @kronoscamron7412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    As she said moose means "he who strips" my brain created a picture of a moose dancing on a pole.

  • @someguywithablueshirt4373
    @someguywithablueshirt4373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Don't mess with my child, I won't mess with you. Mess with my child, I'll turn you into tomato soup."
    -Moose

  • @Tootisepop
    @Tootisepop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Grizzly bear 🐻 approach’s moose
    Moose: *So you’ve chosen death*

    • @LadaD02
      @LadaD02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Its because male moose is just hella monster, even the bears are scared

    • @frenchtoast312
      @frenchtoast312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The bear : peace was never an option

    • @BoostedS650
      @BoostedS650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Apparently you guys don’t understand risk vs reward. A grizzly or brown bear would destroy a moose, but it’s not worth risking serious injury.

    • @charliegarrison9688
      @charliegarrison9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The game was rigged from the start..."

    • @laundrysauce234
      @laundrysauce234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KusGilis yea idk how anyone would react to a horse with murderous intent and an average of 5 feet of spiked pads of bone, but id be willing it starts with a strong smell

  • @focus_on_X
    @focus_on_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Bear: Stop following me. Your freaking me out.

  • @WolfPrideProductions
    @WolfPrideProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Moose are the only animals that look a little dopey while being terrifying all in the same moment.
    Like, I love moose, but damn do not want to walk into one on a hike.

    • @sostre1
      @sostre1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hippos

    • @bplup6419
      @bplup6419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cape Buffalo

  • @SuchDoge4242
    @SuchDoge4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When I was camping in northern maine, I had a moose try to get into my tent at night, I opened the tent door and looked at him in shock and he just huffed and laid down on the beach a little ways away after he realised the tent was occupied. They are really curtious animals as well as units!

  • @allninelivez7631
    @allninelivez7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "...a far more dangerous threat. The Canadian Winter."
    Me: *laughs in Canadian*

    • @pigsrock93
      @pigsrock93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me: Laughs in Russian

    • @evalillian4840
      @evalillian4840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me: laughs in Northern Minnesotan

    • @leepicgamer3320
      @leepicgamer3320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me: *dies of hypothermia*

    • @ju87stuka99
      @ju87stuka99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me: *Dies from heat stroke*

    • @melorgomolox6828
      @melorgomolox6828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: laughs in-- ohwait, I live on the Puget sound in Seattle & winters are amazing here :')

  • @Tai-chan.
    @Tai-chan. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Albino moose... I'm shook by its beauty. Learnt something new today "they shed their antlers every winter"... I live in the Caribbean, don't judge me.

    • @yoboihawj6976
      @yoboihawj6976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't worry 100Tatanisha, I live in Alaska and I just learned it too.

    • @Azubjourni
      @Azubjourni 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tatanisha sounds like a pornstar name

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, the whites sure are the prettiest

    • @mrnigga3429
      @mrnigga3429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shinkajo low life

    • @rubenaalexander5007
      @rubenaalexander5007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everything about moose has be shooketh. I'm from Barbados and nothing here get's close to that size. The winter thing is a given. Like imagine it dropping beneath 26 degrees. Literally can't.

  • @Ricekrispy10
    @Ricekrispy10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    1:10 Moosed opportunity to say "Moosive" instead of "Massive"

  • @peaceserafino6015
    @peaceserafino6015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I know they're scary, but they seem like one of the creatures similar to those from the dinosaur eras, and those are getting rarer. I hope they'll last a while longer.

    • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
      @user-vr5zk9ox8d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldn’t it be awesome if an asteroid came and took everything out though?

    • @StiflingSky
      @StiflingSky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you mean similar to those from the ice age era then yes, moose are a remnant of the ice age

    • @peaceserafino6015
      @peaceserafino6015 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StiflingSky ooh! Didn't know that tbh, thnx

    • @peaceserafino6015
      @peaceserafino6015 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-vr5zk9ox8d I mean...that would be kinda epic ngl

  • @gunther1454
    @gunther1454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    When she was saying
    “A moose can hold their breath for up to...”
    I was guessing something like 1-2 minutes
    But she said 30 seconds....
    I was like
    Oh...Cool I guess
    🤣

    • @adreabrooks11
      @adreabrooks11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They can hold it for a lot longer than that. I've had a couple of occasions where I had time to round the corner of a creek in my canoe, only to have a moose and I scare the mutual bejabbers out of each other when it surfaces. My guess is probably closer to 2-4 minutes.

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adreabrooks11
      The moose was submerged?

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Jonanthony Hernandez
      *Jaws theme intensifies?*
      *No, Moose theme intensifies!*

    • @jaredscott3133
      @jaredscott3133 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol the record for a human is almost 40 times that

    • @teknacious
      @teknacious 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was sad

  • @_paleo.figs_5881
    @_paleo.figs_5881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Mooses?
    You mean: *MEESE*

  • @herpydepth1204
    @herpydepth1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Plebeians: moose
    Me, an intellectual: meese

  • @whydnot
    @whydnot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like how she said she was LOOKING for moose...in dense woodland....with no means of defending herself. She is the real unit.

  • @zebrahunter6956
    @zebrahunter6956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    "Largest land mammal in Europe and N. America."
    Bison on both continents: am I a joke to you?

    • @hehehe2276
      @hehehe2276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bison dont exist in europe wild

    • @zebrahunter6956
      @zebrahunter6956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@hehehe2276 but European Bison are a thing.

    • @Larcona_
      @Larcona_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure bison were hunted to extinction in the US.

    • @zebrahunter6956
      @zebrahunter6956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Larcona_ tell that to the hundreds of thousands running around today.

    • @Larcona_
      @Larcona_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@zebrahunter6956 My bad, never quite went extinct.

  • @Kingofcorrect
    @Kingofcorrect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "A horse with car doors hanging off of it's head." That's my favorite description of moose, by Joe Rogan.

    • @chrisknoblock
      @chrisknoblock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A moose is about ten Rogans tall!

    • @retard_activated
      @retard_activated 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Joe Rogan, lol 💖

  • @samfish2550
    @samfish2550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    That moment when your whole species name translates to "He who strips."

    • @Enteringdullsville
      @Enteringdullsville 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’d be ornery too if my last name was “Pantser”.

    • @siddokis2945
      @siddokis2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They would have called him "Hung like horse" but they didn't have horses then. LOL

  • @Lukas-jh4ok
    @Lukas-jh4ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Im going to look for moose" in skinny jeans and a red backpack...

  • @olenolemattaystavasi1627
    @olenolemattaystavasi1627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    "..meaning he who strips-
    -referring to the bark of course."
    Ah of course, my first thought as well.

    • @robloxvideomaster44
      @robloxvideomaster44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Why of course. The most logical thought. I most certainly did not imagine a man stripping.

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought it would have meant them stripping the skin from their antlers.
      Having bloody skin strips hanging from their head would have made an impression on the first humans seeing them...

    • @K1LL3R_4RC4D3
      @K1LL3R_4RC4D3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fact that this currently has 69 likes makes this comment even better

    • @rolan4dezwinz381
      @rolan4dezwinz381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sienisota If I saw that, I would presume the creature had rabies then put it down for its sake. What type of creature intentionally peaks off it’s skin? Bleh

  • @skaterboi9911
    @skaterboi9911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I once saw a huge moose swim across a small lake in southern Finland. It was majestic!

  • @Birdstangg
    @Birdstangg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    FYI a lot of the "whitetail" deer you showed were actually mule deer and Blacktail deer, which are ironically experiencing population declines from whitetail deer expansion and diseases as well.
    Also to throw in, the clip at 1:136 was a Cow elk.

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow, thanks. How do you know all this?

    • @Alicia.Marie.13
      @Alicia.Marie.13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I saw the same thing. And all the more reason to expand hunting permits for white tail. They are growing in huge numbers and then getting wiped out by those same parasites and diseases! Over population is a bad thing.

    • @ryanstebbins1040
      @ryanstebbins1040 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The mans has spotted it too.

    • @dannyboygregory-mccormick9157
      @dannyboygregory-mccormick9157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The time stamp confused me, I thought the girl was the cow elk. 🤣

    • @valtyrodinson430
      @valtyrodinson430 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theangrycheeto bruh look at the profile pic. That's a furry, he knows everything about that shit.

  • @MomsterGirl
    @MomsterGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Moose are a Canadian icon"
    Sweden: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "He who strips"
    Magic Mike: You call?

  • @MisterLitera1
    @MisterLitera1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "Moose are the largest animals in North America"
    Bison: Oh really?

    • @edwinreveron870
      @edwinreveron870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Connor Kirby
      I didn't noticed that she said that, they always make mistakes on this type of videos...

    • @perspicillazaplaza7737
      @perspicillazaplaza7737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      To be fair, they are pretty close heightwise... But, yeah, bison are the largest.

    • @briansegura7219
      @briansegura7219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      .............⚖️.............
      Largest or Biggest
      🤷‍♂️
      Could it be The Moose is largest
      Bison is the Biggest

    • @LoRukeEX
      @LoRukeEX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tallest, for sure.

    • @grimmytgrim5061
      @grimmytgrim5061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brian Segura largest and biggest are synonyms. Bison are the largest/biggest while moose are tallest.

  • @jabber32145
    @jabber32145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Broke: Mooses
    Woke: Moose
    Bespoke: Meese

    • @Krieger--sh7vn
      @Krieger--sh7vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jason Lee moosen

    • @lizbattler3443
      @lizbattler3443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS. If we say “monGEESE” and just “moose” as plural for them, why not have it as “MEESE”? There’s nothing WRONG with it, but apparently we can’t.

    • @TomatoKorb
      @TomatoKorb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Out there in the woodsen

    • @Krieger--sh7vn
      @Krieger--sh7vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TomatoKorb meese wanted the food the food is to eaten is it

    • @Azubjourni
      @Azubjourni 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      moosoo

  • @badgerden7080
    @badgerden7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky, want to see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?"
    Rocky: "No, not again Bullwinkle."

  • @sanji2158
    @sanji2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I have met moose 2 times in the forest in Norway at close hold.
    One time i was skiing in Oslo, and the moose was just a few meters outside the ski track. i threw him a bun with raisins in it, and the moose sniffed on it and took a bite. it then spat it out and started shouting, while trampling the bun. but it was never threatening to us on the track, and it moved on after a little bit, probably pissed off from the bad taste.
    The second time me and my friend was camping in the woods east of Oslo during summer. we were running for a bit in the wooden tracks and suddenly in front of us stood a moose and its child, like 10 meters in front of us. the child, size of a huge dog hid behind its mother. we now just stood still and exchanged eye contact with the mother, and after a short moment we backed off a bit before heading back the track.

    • @joshua_prime3743
      @joshua_prime3743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmao raisins are disgusting!

    • @willo90li
      @willo90li 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You encountered a mother moose! WITH ITS CHILD?!?!?
      Dude how are you even alive now?

    • @maxkordon
      @maxkordon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You were calm and collected and lived to tell the tale!

    • @Dogspine1
      @Dogspine1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You handles it well but that second story could have been dangerous

    • @MrMoose-jc6bl
      @MrMoose-jc6bl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That shit was disgusting

  • @GCMCRN
    @GCMCRN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    She's such a dork and must be protected at all costs

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know right! I love her!

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Frankly, she's the worst.
      And it's absolutely endearing. She's great.

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I second this motion! 😀

    • @disbitchemptyyeet2246
      @disbitchemptyyeet2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah

    • @quintinallen5937
      @quintinallen5937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers...or sleeping in the bathtub, or taking a dump in the kitchen. I would just say "Honey, you're doing everything you're supposed to be doing. Let's just try and rotate it to the right about 60 degrees and you'll be where you need to be."
      You see? No one gets shot.

  • @Corvus_Crow
    @Corvus_Crow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    You're out in the woods looking for a Moose thinking it has a "chill attitude " let me crack a beer for this one

    • @BigBrotherMateyka
      @BigBrotherMateyka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some people gotta find out the hard way.

    • @monah5532
      @monah5532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Outside of the rutting season, they are very chill and very shy here my part of Canada. Best way to see them is when quietly canoeing on lakes and ponds with lots of water weeds.

    • @Corvus_Crow
      @Corvus_Crow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@monah5532 i spend a lot of time in northern Ontario. Moose encounters are scarier than bears. I've been rushed a few times and even jumped in the canoe to get away bit those fuckers can swim. Nightmare of a beast

  • @OpinionatedMonk
    @OpinionatedMonk ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love absolutely everything about this channel. The content, delivery, the opening drawings are beautiful. Thank you for this.

  • @nick012000
    @nick012000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    "The only animal capable of regularly taking down an adult moose is the Siberian Tiger." And humans.

    • @itsvox4398
      @itsvox4398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Wolves and especially grizzly bears can kill one

    • @SAJ.GAMING
      @SAJ.GAMING 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      humans u mean guns,bow and arrow ......

    • @paste8213
      @paste8213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@SAJ.GAMING made by humans, your point?

    • @niklasalmaas6369
      @niklasalmaas6369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      venom venom yeah, but not normally. Maybe calves or hurt moose. If any of those get charged or stomped they're done for.

    • @Kaxlon
      @Kaxlon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The wolverine is also known for killing moose.
      The moose probably is weak and slowed down by deep snow.

  • @xia9902
    @xia9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    The space between their antlers is literally my height, wh-

    • @amouramarie
      @amouramarie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yup, haha. I could literally *LIE DOWN* head to foot between those antlers. It's insane.

    • @fynnon_binary4541
      @fynnon_binary4541 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye me too

    • @LowTempDabr
      @LowTempDabr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Damn, y'all are short af

    • @fynnon_binary4541
      @fynnon_binary4541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LowTempDabr i know. Its bc im asian and my mom is short :)

    • @LowTempDabr
      @LowTempDabr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fynnon_binary4541 makes sense

  • @sumanthapa3119
    @sumanthapa3119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:25 that cat was like “wtf kind of animal is that?”

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "It's... calm attitude and majestic antlers make it one of our most beloved animals."
    *flashcut to a moose with bloody, gore-spattered antlers.*

  • @thegreatcookie7720
    @thegreatcookie7720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    8:10 is that a picture of Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose? Nice

  • @jackklayum4259
    @jackklayum4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Bruh, I live in alaska and you can't drive 15 minuites down the road with out swerving to not hit a moose and half way meeting jesus in the process.

    • @artsysabs
      @artsysabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      May I ask what area in Alaska you live? I've always planned on vacationing to Alaska one day and seeing how it's basically another country compared to me in NY I like learning about diff areas in Alaska xD I deff wanna see some moose tho whenever I go

    • @helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316
      @helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@artsysabs Alaska is lost cause, if you go there only go for very short period in summer..
      Its filled with drug addicts and alcoholics, has some of the highest rates of suicide and gun death(per capita)
      Its not all its cracked up to be, people there are like texans and use it as bragging rights and talk it up...
      But its really a cruddy place

    • @artsysabs
      @artsysabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 oof. Now I'm from NY so I sometimes can get annoyed when in films the city looks so magical and nice when most of it in reality is a disgusting mess
      But Alaska has always been someplace I wanna go mostly for the landscapes. I'd like to "escape" into nature for a bit. I'd deff go in the summer, august or early september though. Cant imagine being there for more than 2 weeks max.

    • @helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316
      @helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spoopy9689 if the earth had a sphincter it would be Alaska or California

    • @helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316
      @helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spoopy9689 out in the woods its still cruddy most the year lol, that's why people have insane depression and alcohol abuse statistics out in the bush

  • @Cousin_Uli
    @Cousin_Uli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    A moose cut my dog in half, luckily he didn't suffer any organ damage, so the vet just stuffed my dogs abdominal residents back inside and stapled him up. He's fine, he's 9 now, doesn't chase moose off the property anymore tho.

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      bruh, give that doggo some more love

    • @thecrimsonaxe6037
      @thecrimsonaxe6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      that's one hell of a story, "So, a moose cut my dog in half..."

    • @bigman1329
      @bigman1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      How did the dog survive that

    • @stopit9280
      @stopit9280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please explain more.

    • @apchi777
      @apchi777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No shot

  • @WTF15TH15
    @WTF15TH15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I heard a story about a moose once. Someone wanted to test the durability of a moose pelt. I think it was a military project. They shot tank-destroying rounds at it, and it took two to break through it. They are in fact absolute units.

  • @asdfghjkl900321
    @asdfghjkl900321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    2:18 You know you are an absolute unit when even a bear walks away from you anxiously.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where’s the bear?

    • @AIM4Beats248
      @AIM4Beats248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2:08

  • @scareleague9551
    @scareleague9551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2:18
    "cmon elliot hurry up!"
    "hold on boog i think i just saw mcsquizzy in that tree over there!?"

  • @RamathRS
    @RamathRS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "What's the plural of Moose?"
    "Moosen."
    -Brian Regan

    • @brandongaeng2701
      @brandongaeng2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A flock of Geesen

    • @ZooTycoonLord
      @ZooTycoonLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I saw a flock of Moosen out in the Woodsen. Plus two boxen of donuts and a cup of dirt.

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZooTycoonLord you mean donuten?

    • @pablob9125
      @pablob9125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand thoose jokes in english, could you explain it in spanish? Haha

    • @Ahahashir
      @Ahahashir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Meese.*

  • @forcesightknight
    @forcesightknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was told the moose was my spirit animal years ago, wasn't happy at the time, now many many years later, it makes total sense.

  • @yeet4924
    @yeet4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    moose: *listed and absolute unit*
    BISON: Yeets the chat with it's 2,200 pound body

  • @BigBeerus
    @BigBeerus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Chill attitude" ya, no. Moose are rage beasts that wanna mess you up.

  • @sunken7403
    @sunken7403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Don't they also dive about 20ft underwater sometimes? These animals are actually on crack man

    • @Yodumeee
      @Yodumeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @TheN64mariokart
      @TheN64mariokart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also hunted by orca

    • @shadmanhasan4205
      @shadmanhasan4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nobody messes with or orcas... with the exception of certain dumbass sharks that want a death wish.

  • @Sentarry
    @Sentarry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:50 "Ah yes. These look like moose tracks. You can tell by the way it is. Thats pretty neat."

  • @ilyastone8116
    @ilyastone8116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    0:25 "Local moose takes a stroll after committing mass-murder."

    • @rubenaalexander5007
      @rubenaalexander5007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was about to ask what that was, because what was that?

    • @ilyastone8116
      @ilyastone8116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rubenaalexander5007 Well its antlers aren't like that because of mass-murder, it just shed its antlers recently. :)

    • @DeNihility
      @DeNihility 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't let that guy fool you. That moose has just rampaged through a packed trailer park, goring everything in sight.

    • @siddokis2945
      @siddokis2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ilyastone8116 shed velvet.

  • @ninapartofbtsdnataekook9491
    @ninapartofbtsdnataekook9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    1:40 that's literally Peppa pig's height, Holly guacamoley

    • @anthonymolly720
      @anthonymolly720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      please tell me what this means

    • @1deadpanman
      @1deadpanman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@anthonymolly720 Peppas an absolute unit

    • @anthonymolly720
      @anthonymolly720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ModdFuxkedYahHo you’re right thank you ❤️

  • @1lobster
    @1lobster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    moose are like pigeons in Alaska. viciously aggressive, three thousand pound, flightless pigeons.

  • @ummin3872
    @ummin3872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:10 these moose are built for the cold? You ain't felt cold till you been in New York

  • @LarryGambino
    @LarryGambino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    my American brain trying to quickly convert metrics 🔬

    • @veronicachristopher9321
      @veronicachristopher9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      American brain?
      Ok....we'll wait.... 😆

    • @LarryGambino
      @LarryGambino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@veronicachristopher9321 lmaooo everyone gives us shit for not using metrics completely ignoring the fact that we were born out of rebellion thus we wont do it lmao . my one gripe w metrics is when it comes to temperature , if i see 23° , it seems cold , but then i see its celsius and im like well shit . . . . . . lmaoo

    • @keanunmoskaluk3518
      @keanunmoskaluk3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      larry w . Y’know imperial is called imperial, right..? Seems like the one a rebellion would avoid, also, the dude making the imperial literally chose his wife’s fever and a chemical concoction for its hot and cold, instead of water.

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hate trying to get the "real" distance/height when I hear them in *feet* (born into metric system). Division is my least favorite part of math to do quickly in my head. (I try to divide the feet with 3 to get some sense of scale)
      What really *drives me insane* is the temperature in fahrenheit. Even Kelvin makes more sense.
      Temp in 100 fahrenheit is really hot weather, but I have no clue about anything else. Measuring temp by water's freezing point just makes more sense. Or the ultimate zero, like kelvin.
      I can get a sense of scale from inches pretty easily, and miles. But feet and fahrenheit? Nope, I have to stop and get a calculator.

    • @missingsparrow
      @missingsparrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LarryGambino So was france and you still dont see them measuring stuff in elbows

  • @zailanthealien
    @zailanthealien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Me: Wow such majestic creatures
    **Moose proceeds to strip the skin off its antlers**
    Me: *suprised picachu*

  • @somerandomdude7417
    @somerandomdude7417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “They are considered a sacred”
    Me: *dio walking meme*

  • @goofygoober9719
    @goofygoober9719 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Chill attitude", my sister in Chris, these things choose violence for no reason.

  • @mikemilnes7093
    @mikemilnes7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I just love Danielle her illustrations are off the chart amazing. Please don't ever leave Danielle, the show would not be the same without you.

  • @gmaisenti
    @gmaisenti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Since you covered the largest deer. It would be nice to see details of the smallest deer species, the pudú from Patagonia, in South America :) thanks for the great videos!!

    • @niklasalmaas6369
      @niklasalmaas6369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What size are they? Roe deer are pretty goddamn small as well. 20-40lbs

    • @ihateosu5483
      @ihateosu5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the pilandok or mouse deer from the Philippines?

    • @jacob.c3326
      @jacob.c3326 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is another name for that kind of deer a dik-dik

    • @olianims
      @olianims 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pudu are absolute units

  • @wallyalshamari3526
    @wallyalshamari3526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Very ELUSIVE
    Moose: Walks in front of car

  • @Cxrcas
    @Cxrcas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why do I feel like I know Canada’s anthem without ever hearing it lol

  • @DavidGarcia-qv6xf
    @DavidGarcia-qv6xf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Fun Fact: like the goose, the moose stays limber and loose with mongoose juice, also more than one moose is a group of meese.
    Not really, but it’s fun to say

    • @sjakierulez
      @sjakierulez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really, but you do you

  • @nargraphic87
    @nargraphic87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    You're such an amazing illustrator, I'd love to work with you guys as an illustrator as well, keep on the AMAZING work, greetings from Colombia

    • @byrlink
      @byrlink 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muchos saludos, hermano.

  • @expectnothing9032
    @expectnothing9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Meese"
    'What?'
    "Meese"
    'Meese?'
    "Meese"
    'Meese'
    Convo between me and my gf

    • @MrMoose-jc6bl
      @MrMoose-jc6bl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm glad she remembers me

  • @wadesdead
    @wadesdead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😍😍😍didn't expect for her to sing!!! Love her!!!😍😍😍