Wasps: The Literal Worst

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  • Wasps are the worst thing about the end of summer, yet it turns out that they might just actually be my new favourite animal.
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    Examining the nature of the beast.

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  • @verxys
    @verxys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9187

    Cockroach: *being alive*
    Wasp: It's free real estate

    • @clamskaboo5120
      @clamskaboo5120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Xys d same is applicable for xenomorphs too

    • @verxys
      @verxys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uncreative Name happy?

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep.

    • @random6608
      @random6608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Whats free real estate

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@random6608 I know right.

  • @caiomarcolino9791
    @caiomarcolino9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    Cockroach: i am the scariest bug
    Wasp: hold my eggs

    • @qq-lw2vp
      @qq-lw2vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Virtual Being that is actually gud

    • @rayaya6580
      @rayaya6580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Literally

    • @lauraalbesa3370
      @lauraalbesa3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Spider: Wrong

    • @xiaoxiao8758
      @xiaoxiao8758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      underrated

    • @Willy3515
      @Willy3515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AKARMZ 2007 centipede: wrong

  • @stepbro4028
    @stepbro4028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    "they can dissolve human skin"
    Noah, get the boat

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Fetch me my bathing toaster

    • @TehLiquicityy
      @TehLiquicityy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💀💀💀

    • @randomguywholikesstuff6536
      @randomguywholikesstuff6536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Also, make it non-flammable."
      "Why?"
      "If there are any that somehow make it in board, I want to make sure they're gone with the flamethrower."

    • @pootzmagootz
      @pootzmagootz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha jokes on you, there's a wasp nest on the boat

    • @FzeroVaporeon
      @FzeroVaporeon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Build nest in the boat

  • @TshimxMuaj
    @TshimxMuaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    We all can hate wasps and be disgusted for them laying eggs etc. but we need to appreciate how we don’t have a world filled with just a terrifying amount of bugs because of them

    • @aviewtokill08
      @aviewtokill08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      They don't mind you if they know you. I've certainly had worse human neighbors .

    • @dongsicheng170
      @dongsicheng170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      We can keep spiders and have them take that job. Wasps are just horrible

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dongsicheng170 Do you feel that much sympathy for a roach?

    • @dongsicheng170
      @dongsicheng170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@thesnatcher3616 no, but they attack ppl for no reason.

    • @jprime9748
      @jprime9748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dongsicheng170 Nah, they attack you if you are next to their nest

  • @VixxKong2
    @VixxKong2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

    "I'll go out of my way to hurt people"
    -Wasp

    • @DaFlyingSeal
      @DaFlyingSeal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You watch Caleb city

    • @lazilycloud
      @lazilycloud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Da flying Seal you don’t say

    • @-zephyressence-2018
      @-zephyressence-2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ahh, a woman of culture I see. And in more ways than one. *cough* starlight *cough*

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@-zephyressence-2018
      I did not expect to find a fellow VIXX fan here :)

    • @-zephyressence-2018
      @-zephyressence-2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VixxKong2 Me either! It's rare to run into a fan outside of VIXX related videos. And also, that picture of Bean is legendary. (and what initially caught my attention. 😂👌)
      That aside, I was surprised to find out that it was possible to hate wasps more than I already do. Yeesh.

  • @ladjack3978
    @ladjack3978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6670

    Bee: you know I be spreading pollen and stuff; I’m the reason why flowers have mixed babies
    Wasp: I like to hurt people

    • @e.regular3501
      @e.regular3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Someone's been watching CalebCity

    • @ladjack3978
      @ladjack3978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      E. Regular favorite youtuber😂👌🏾

    • @e.regular3501
      @e.regular3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@ladjack3978 Only came across him about a month. He's definitely funny as hell.

    • @michaelsanders7484
      @michaelsanders7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I CAN KEEP STINGING!! I CAN KEEP STINGING!! MOVE YOUR HAND!!

    • @lovelyrodriguez2190
      @lovelyrodriguez2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Makes me wonder why people hate bees so much.

  • @sagelynette7308
    @sagelynette7308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "Their venom is so strong, it can dissolve human skin"
    Ayo living on the Moon sounds mighty fine rn

    • @elfelpas08
      @elfelpas08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fr

    • @slavdog3180
      @slavdog3180 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fr

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whatchya gonna eat up there bud?

    • @slavdog3180
      @slavdog3180 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sorrenblitz805 🤓

    • @carlosdgutierrez6570
      @carlosdgutierrez6570 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you forgotten about the moon crabs discovered by the Apollo 18?

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Wasps: ***Exist.***
    Me: “Hans... G E T Z E F L A M M E N W A F F E R . . .”

    • @Casual2020Enjoyer
      @Casual2020Enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @motivationman4866
      @motivationman4866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Pack your things. We're leaving" -any human who hates aggressive insects

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      flammenwerfer*
      But ye

  • @thismanhere3339
    @thismanhere3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13234

    Bee: (Bumps into human) "Sorry! My Bad! I'll just be on my way"
    Wasp: (Bumps into human) "What was that! You wanna go mate?!"

    • @ultimagamer1163
      @ultimagamer1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      Thatone guy you could’ve made a bee pun there lol

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      Bees are really nice wow...
      Either that or they’re scared of my makeshift flamethrower.

    • @imprxvised8219
      @imprxvised8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      @@SquooshyCatboy I think it's both. Either that, or they're plotting your death

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      x Mentallityy
      Come close to me, bees, or I will burn you with my lighter and spray can

    • @re-blitz
      @re-blitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      My mom was walking the dog and a wasp stung her for no reason

  • @abhishekjathar
    @abhishekjathar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    Wasps: making other insects pay for child support

    • @Zechariah_Mathieson1871
      @Zechariah_Mathieson1871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      With their life

    • @SuctionMonsters
      @SuctionMonsters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hahah

    • @Azlorn
      @Azlorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ahahahaha

    • @julianefaria7508
      @julianefaria7508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sounds like entitled parents

    • @chitinskin9860
      @chitinskin9860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well social wasp mothers like yellowjackets and paper wasps raise their young valiantly on their own... until they grow up and she forces them to raise their newer siblings.

  • @risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302
    @risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When I was out camp as a kid, i used to hear leaves rustling around, and look over and see a wasp battling a wolf spider.

  • @galactixzero8973
    @galactixzero8973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "A fully developed emerald jewel wasp will burst out of the roach carcass like a xenonorph"
    I'm sorry *what?*

    • @user-zy4wv7yx1z
      @user-zy4wv7yx1z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Xenomorph, from the movie Aliens.

    • @galactixzero8973
      @galactixzero8973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I mistyped

    • @galactixzero8973
      @galactixzero8973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-zy4wv7yx1z oh your talking about the comment, yeah its a joke.

  • @josh_sqlla
    @josh_sqlla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3265

    “There is something that’s worse than a wasp: their larvae.”
    So in other words, wasp are still the worst.

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      kids are always the worst

    • @friendlyauthor7435
      @friendlyauthor7435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      In other words The Babies are worse then the adults but I agree with you

    • @rainitaouwu
      @rainitaouwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@masterzoroark6664 you were a kid once too...

    • @ToastySNXZ
      @ToastySNXZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@rainitaouwu not a fun experience

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ToastySNXZ priest moments

  • @shascircus
    @shascircus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10903

    "their venom is so powerful, it can dissolve human skin"
    excuse me, *w h a t*

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

      I dont want to live on this planet anymore

    • @markusmottus1686
      @markusmottus1686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      Nightmare fuel for sure

    • @nosferatu9315
      @nosferatu9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Excuse me, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

    • @spunkybug3507
      @spunkybug3507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      Noah get the boat

    • @SuperLbptutorials
      @SuperLbptutorials 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      These things are straight from hell...

  • @Chimpanz33s
    @Chimpanz33s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Imagine there’s a marvel comic where spider-man gets “bitten by a wasp only to find out he has a bunch of wasp babies in him.. that would be a truly remembered one

  • @TheRafaelDeLaTorre
    @TheRafaelDeLaTorre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I remember the first time I saw a tarantula hawk, I was about 5 inches away from it taking pictures not knowing they were so dangerous until months later 😭 if you’re in the California foothills, be careful 🥴

    • @xa-12musk8
      @xa-12musk8 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      5 inches is a long distance,I'd say that's above average

  • @thiagots85
    @thiagots85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    "See, cockroaches? My flipflops are an act of mercy!"

    • @saintroddy
      @saintroddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hell, even the kitchen lighter treatment is more merciful.

    • @lazerstudios9982
      @lazerstudios9982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "With a smack of my flip flops I delete half of cockroaches body I call that... Mercy"

    • @plinkthenecrobird8851
      @plinkthenecrobird8851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pixel & Lazer- Animations and Gaming Missed opportunity to say “with the flip of my flop”

    • @tekgeekster
      @tekgeekster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roach: "Kill me now please."

    • @user-gj5oc4mt8g
      @user-gj5oc4mt8g 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Khaki Shorts Missed opportunity to say “Insert *EGGS* “

  • @shadesofdusk4031
    @shadesofdusk4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3461

    Hippies:"nature would never be so cruel."
    Wasps: *yo imma sting this frog thirty times and burrow into it*

    • @uhhmeow8055
      @uhhmeow8055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      lmfAOOOOOO

    • @johngun4377
      @johngun4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Hippos: *LEMME JUST DIVIDE THIS CROC WHICH WAS MINDING ITS OWN BUSINESS*

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Male Lion: *literally animal version of NeckBeards*

    • @Chloestewart._21
      @Chloestewart._21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @McMari very true. I remember my lion loving phase lmao-

    • @NagoBust
      @NagoBust 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parasites:im gonna take all your resources without giving anything in return also i might or might not kill you

  • @mrc6032
    @mrc6032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This woman is every grade school teacher wrapped in one. And that's a compliment. She has a very distinct tonality. She can be my teacher any day.

    • @elsenorgatito
      @elsenorgatito 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      She's every art teacher or the excellent presenter at the local museum for field trips, not every grade school teacher.

  • @ShadowBlade79
    @ShadowBlade79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:54 You made a Beast Wars reference, and I wholeheartedly respect you for that.

  • @wokadokadee
    @wokadokadee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5786

    I remember eating school lunch outside & a wasp stole a piece of my turkey.

    • @donatelloseyebrows
      @donatelloseyebrows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      Omg that reminded me 😂 f when Markiplier was watching funny vids and he was like " I'm sorry... Did that bee just steal a noodle?"

    • @alfonzom6
      @alfonzom6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      That reminded me of the time I saw a wasp on a table outside, tried slamming it with my barehand, but the wasp had its stinger facing my hand, and now it's a little cross on my palm

    • @wokadokadee
      @wokadokadee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@alfonzom6 Owch!

    • @xenoumbre3010
      @xenoumbre3010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      PFFFT-
      You poor soul! X3

    • @johnandreid.tacardon256
      @johnandreid.tacardon256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Omg rip piece of turkey you will be missed lol

  • @hassandabo6288
    @hassandabo6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    Cockroach:
    Wasp: *hotel Trivago*

  • @gusrubio489
    @gusrubio489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As much as I am fascinated by insects of all types, I should not have watched this just before bedtime.

  • @By_the_gods
    @By_the_gods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That jewel wasp was arguably the most terrifying thing I've seen a bug do ever.

  • @krispykrep912
    @krispykrep912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3120

    "And the insides of their nests are velvety to the touch."
    EXCUSE ME WHO STUCK THEIR HAND IN THERE

    • @projectgarchomp2380
      @projectgarchomp2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @Krispy Krep
      Hopefully someone who made sure they were dead...

    • @mattrobson3603
      @mattrobson3603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      Who's to say it was a hand?

    • @leokaporetto5781
      @leokaporetto5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Matt Robson 😧

    • @Michael-es4dt
      @Michael-es4dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@leokaporetto5781 *😩

    • @Les_MeilleursMCFC
      @Les_MeilleursMCFC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      get your greasy hands out of my home

  • @jadenk1409
    @jadenk1409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2273

    Japanese Hornet: *arrives to honey bees, nest*
    Honey bees: Why do we hear boss music?!

    • @redskullgirl
      @redskullgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What boss music

    • @thecalamity278
      @thecalamity278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Terraria meme?

    • @enderslot467
      @enderslot467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then evolution comes in

    • @MrNiel-ne9xf
      @MrNiel-ne9xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Only terrarians will understand
      Like if ur a terrarian

    • @ShiveringIsles
      @ShiveringIsles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby.

  • @beegee80
    @beegee80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love when I see people pick up wasps and the wasp struggles like, "nuuuu put me down plz am amgry!!!!1"

  • @c0ntrolledchaos
    @c0ntrolledchaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've been stung by a red velvet ant once on my foot in florida, they love dry areas and funny enough i didn't expect wasps to not fly. was a seriously painful experience.

  • @EastofAll
    @EastofAll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6542

    Honeybee: “So here’s where we keep the children”
    Hornet: “Oh swe-“
    Honeybee: “THAT’S THE CHILD-EATER! PUT ‘EM IN THE BEE MICROWAVE”

  • @tinman3251
    @tinman3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7474

    My parents: "just walk by it it won't sting you if you don't bother it"
    Wasp: holy shit he's walking! GET HIM

    • @kratosorokai1546
      @kratosorokai1546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      more like he is breathing GET HIM

    • @f3rn436
      @f3rn436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      "HE HAS BLOOD CELLS GET IM!!!!!"

    • @ArvizuTX
      @ArvizuTX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      He exists, get em!!!

    • @f3rn436
      @f3rn436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@ArvizuTX I....cant argue with that thb 😅

    • @fullglorywr8322
      @fullglorywr8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      HAhaha. This comment chain is funny! Get him!

  • @Adrian-mb6wt
    @Adrian-mb6wt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its crazy how metal nature is. These insects paralyzing their prey and laying eggs in their body while its still alive is something straight out of a horror movie yet all of this is happening around us on a micro scale 24/7.

  • @drewpeterson9236
    @drewpeterson9236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I always thought the Xenomorph looked kinda like a wasp. Makes sense

  • @kblskables2877
    @kblskables2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    The horror movies lose their luster when you learn that there is a real version of them walking around.

    • @LordMalice6d9
      @LordMalice6d9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The real world has always been much scarier than any horror movie could conjure up.

    • @arn3107
      @arn3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LordMalice6d9 true

    • @aviewtokill08
      @aviewtokill08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real! No need for tacky scare tactics or bad actors. Eesh..

    • @pluspiping
      @pluspiping 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What could be more horrifying than horror movies? Real life, which inspires them. @_@

  • @rachelpresley4962
    @rachelpresley4962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    Japanese hornets:
    Japanese honeybee: *I'm about to end this whole mans career*

    • @paulaleo1287
      @paulaleo1287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Vice versa..... sort of

    • @Demidar
      @Demidar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      whole mans ? and also just stop memes its just .. meh

    • @jesuschrist7168
      @jesuschrist7168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Verbal Vertigo opinion my g

    • @bashxr2263
      @bashxr2263 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like how this comment has 666 likes

    • @Anonymous-js5oj
      @Anonymous-js5oj 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wat?

  • @edanpino5035
    @edanpino5035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tarantula hawks are the most reasonable wasps from my own experience. I've seen a few in my time and they just kind of exist around humans even if you pass near their feeding grounds

  • @Shimakingdom
    @Shimakingdom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can’t believe this video almost made me sorry for cockroaches

  • @phatboi6647
    @phatboi6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    COCKROACH: *exists
    WASP: "so you've chosen death"

  • @emirelar2862
    @emirelar2862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Wasps are like internet trolls , you don't have to interact with them they will attack you for no reason at all.

    • @tinalacey3571
      @tinalacey3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FÁČŤŠ

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not true, wasps don’t attack you when you’re not trying to hurt them or threaten them.

    • @sleeplessdistrict3897
      @sleeplessdistrict3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Xenderez Gacha That’s bees, if I’m more a couple feet away from a wasp It will literally spring at me and fly towards me and try to sting me

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aiden Rivera
      Try living in my house with a wasp nest next to my door.
      We feed em.
      They don’t hurt us.
      People tell us to kill em.
      No.

    • @sleeplessdistrict3897
      @sleeplessdistrict3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Xenderez Gacha The thing is they usually only come out during the summer where I live. Like the video says, they get hangry. And I already have a pet, I’m not gonna feed them and gain a second one that gets pissed any time I forget. And I never try to attack them, like I said if you accidentally get near them they’ll pounce. Then again since I live next to a lake so I get million of mosquitoes on all of my windows. Thankfully we have giant orb weaver spiders that around our house so they catch like half of them

  • @letsplaysvonaja1714
    @letsplaysvonaja1714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "There's only one thing worse than a wasp"
    "A child"

  • @glee21012
    @glee21012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wasp - "I am badass, don't mess with me"
    Mantis - "Hold my beer"
    wasp is eaten alive by mantis
    Mantis - "You were saying?"

  • @lordofnugets6324
    @lordofnugets6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    People: hey how where you born
    Wasps: I CrAwLeD oUt Of A ZoMbIe

  • @Marcusdamunch.
    @Marcusdamunch. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    Human: hits wasp with newspaper .
    Wasp: so you have chosen death

    • @sontodosnarcos
      @sontodosnarcos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      itsyaboi marc Or: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

    • @shaman9024
      @shaman9024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Me when I see a wasp nest ""I love the smell of napalm in the morning ""

    • @ren1990
      @ren1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually
      Human : breathes

    • @KirbyProductions
      @KirbyProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wasp: BETTER HOLD ON YOUR HEAD M8 BUZZ!

    • @ihavethehighground8697
      @ihavethehighground8697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ren1990 wasps: YOU HAVE LOST YOUR LIVE PRIVILEGE

  • @sorrenblitz805
    @sorrenblitz805 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved the break in Kayfabe when she just broke and said that wasps are "effing a-holes" that's a really wholesome moment for me for the human-ness of it.

  • @FordGTmaniac
    @FordGTmaniac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yellow Jackets have built a nest inside one of the walls in my bedroom. The scratching sounds they're making are so loud you can hear it from the opposite side of the room, and over time the sounds have spread out and covered part of an adjacent wall as well. The biggest nest I've had on my house was a bald-faced hornet nest the size of a beach ball, but this one seems dead set on beating it.

  • @beelzebub469
    @beelzebub469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    Cockroach: * alive *
    Wasp: "you know the rules, and so do I"

  • @shaeveria5218
    @shaeveria5218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5388

    I think its funny how the europeon bees are defenseless but the Japanese hony bees will literally BAKE THEM ALIVE

    • @shaeveria5218
      @shaeveria5218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @Alan Williams SSHhhhh not so loud! youll let people know.

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Imagine the Africanised honey bee.

    • @kyled1673
      @kyled1673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@F1ll1nTh3Blanks Those things will literally swarm and kill. The Asian hornets stand no damn chance.

    • @stackofthwoks
      @stackofthwoks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kyle D do you even know how much their stings hurt?

    • @kyled1673
      @kyled1673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@stackofthwoks I know the hornet sting hurts even worse, but the africanized bees are crazier.

  • @theoneclutchgod2885
    @theoneclutchgod2885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "their venom is so powerful, it can dissolve human skin"
    EVER HEARD OF COYOTE PETERSON???

    • @stock_movie1875
      @stock_movie1875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. He was stung by the executioner wasp

    • @LordMalice6d9
      @LordMalice6d9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stock_movie1875 And taratula hawk wasp.

    • @nikerailfanningttm9046
      @nikerailfanningttm9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ever heard of SCRIPTED AND FAKE SHIT!?!?!?!?!?

    • @GoldenOrderBS
      @GoldenOrderBS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nikerailfanningttm9046 LMFAO XD

  • @Shaathurray
    @Shaathurray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Their venom is so powerful, it can dissolve human skin."
    I will be the first person to harvest the glorious liquid. Oo the ideas

  • @pipolwes000
    @pipolwes000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    The Schmidt pain index is an attempt to systematize how painful it is to get bitten or stung by a bee, wasp, or ant. Justin O. Schmidt basically lets himself get stung by all sorts of insects, reviews the sensation and rates them on a scale of 0 to 4.
    0: no pain at all
    1: light pain, "almost pleasant, a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard"
    2: about as painful as a honey bee sting
    3: either intense, short-lived pain, or pain which lasts more than 30 minutes
    4: "Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?"

    • @CaptainZainMCPro
      @CaptainZainMCPro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Should start going off the Coyote Pain Index

    • @lilysnape6520
      @lilysnape6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yes :D Why did he even started this list :D

    • @delectablydiabolical340
      @delectablydiabolical340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Coyote Pain Index > Schmidt Pain Index.

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it trademarked "ACME"?

    • @tomasbrombergzelaya6366
      @tomasbrombergzelaya6366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Starting that list may not have been the wisest of choices but he sure was a comedic genius

  • @zhangao4530
    @zhangao4530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Cockroach: Exists.
    Wasp: Your free trial of living has ended.

    • @MakoZilla
      @MakoZilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

    • @Beos_Valrah
      @Beos_Valrah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @kirito_kun5072
      @kirito_kun5072 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tf

    • @LOVEALLAH371
      @LOVEALLAH371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn’t have enough money for his subscription

    • @rufflesntruffles2
      @rufflesntruffles2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LOVEALLAH371 he got that 11 dollar subscription every week except on mondays.

  • @PastorJack1957
    @PastorJack1957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one of your best videos yet, that I've seen. You really seem to be more confidante and are having more fun. Really enjoyed this one.

  • @psiwasp5919
    @psiwasp5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *This hurts and comforts me at the same time.*

  • @oigliyj
    @oigliyj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Any living creature: *exists*
    Wasps: Oh, you're approaching me?

    • @marvgaming2669
      @marvgaming2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I see your a fan of jojo

    • @SabsWithR
      @SabsWithR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is-is..is that a-a..Jj...o...

    • @Cinn_ical
      @Cinn_ical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I can't sting the shit out of you without getting closer

    • @lordfarquaad380
      @lordfarquaad380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?

    • @BreadofRye
      @BreadofRye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I see you thought you'd die a natural death
      BUT
      KONO WASP DA

  • @datpotatoboi2.076
    @datpotatoboi2.076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    *Finds hornet nest*
    “Welp gotta throw away the entire forest now”

  • @private_channel235
    @private_channel235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I once killed a hornet, slowly. I started with it's wings, then it's legs, then it's mandibles, the stinger, the antenna then everything else until it stopped moving. I was stung by a crap load of digger hornets, screamed like a little girl, I got some retribution, but I'm still not satisfied.

  • @jerzy9348
    @jerzy9348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All this is ghastly fascinating and you present it all so well, thank you!

  • @saintroddy
    @saintroddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    I just realized that most of the animal kingdom is pretty much a simulation of Warhammer 40k.

    • @AvB.83
      @AvB.83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lets just hope no one murderfucks any chaos gods into existence, Chaos Wasps would be damn near the scariest thing I can imagine... :D

    • @CrimsonUltrafox
      @CrimsonUltrafox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So a Japanese hornet is like a chaos space marine vs honeybee Imperial Guardsmen?

    • @djcuevas1057
      @djcuevas1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mountain Fox This is far too damn accurate.

    • @CrimsonUltrafox
      @CrimsonUltrafox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jon Dough Perfect place to start is Luetin09's videos about it on youtube. I highly recommend you start with: "The Emperor of Man [1] Rise of Humanity"

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CrimsonUltrafox Ants are more like Imperial Guardsmen, if you were to fracture the entire Imperium into a bunch of factions.

  • @the4thtomato138
    @the4thtomato138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    "they fall prey to small birds and me with a newspaper!"
    And me with a shotgun

    • @6feetapartor6feetunder78
      @6feetapartor6feetunder78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And me with a flamethrower

    • @mikebakster2540
      @mikebakster2540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And me with a bucket of water, i live by wasps that live underground, i drowned those fuckers in water and sprayed a few with raid and bug repellent, also fineshed them off by hitting them with a ballpeen hammer, and i learned that im lethally acurate with it

    • @akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289
      @akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And that dude over there with a flamethrower

    • @subnauticaispog7580
      @subnauticaispog7580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@mikebakster2540 Jesus christ

    • @arunaraghu4453
      @arunaraghu4453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and me with a nuclear bomb

  • @nzephier
    @nzephier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video: but wait, there's more!
    Me: and now I'm never leaving the house.

  • @matthewhumphreys1879
    @matthewhumphreys1879 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my gosh, I learned things AND got to enjoy a Beast Wars reference; I appreciate your channel so much!

  • @threadmaster2749
    @threadmaster2749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    In a nutshell:
    Bees: *Canadians normally*
    Wasp: *Canadians during war*

    • @expfcwintergreenv2.02
      @expfcwintergreenv2.02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      We stand on guard for bee

    • @xLeafs2012x
      @xLeafs2012x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds about right

    • @godofgames0947
      @godofgames0947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seems legit

    • @Givemethelamp
      @Givemethelamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Fun fact: in wwii or wwi Canadian prisoners of war were treated so nicely that when the war was over they didn’t want to leave Canada

    • @theonlytnargmatt
      @theonlytnargmatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes but there was also the time a Canadian destroyer Dan out of normal shells, so used its star shells (white phosphorus) to turn an enemy ship into a floating nightmare land.

  • @Angel-.
    @Angel-. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3316

    Nobody
    Literally not a single soul
    Wasps: are you challenging me

    • @berg2899
      @berg2899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      why does shit comments have more likes than this

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, fite me wasp.

    • @ZDub123
      @ZDub123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, I just got fd up and didn't even know they were there..

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cockroach: Oh noes

    • @lefuvui5179
      @lefuvui5179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best comment!!!

  • @aiodensghost8645
    @aiodensghost8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always check your drink when outside during the summer, especially if it is a soft drink/pop/soda etc. Getting stung in the mouth and throat because you drank one and it cast Chaotic Will +9 in an attempt to get out is the worst.

    • @Bidensucks1
      @Bidensucks1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do it all time

  • @kenm.4132
    @kenm.4132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Xenomorph reference was much more accurate than I was expecting. I’m terrified now, thanks.

  • @358itachi
    @358itachi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3432

    I think Japanese Honey Bees are the only animals who use 'Dog Pile' as an effective attack strategy.

    • @edwon1
      @edwon1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      All honey bees swarm attackers to heat them up until death.

    • @358itachi
      @358itachi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@edwon1 I have to disagree to that, Japanese honey bees evolved along side the giant hornets and evolved this strategy to counter them. You can clearly see this difference in the way American honey bee colonies' interaction with the invasive giant hornets.

    • @edwon1
      @edwon1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@358itachi I jave to disagree with that because european honey bees are the only ones that dont be europe stoopid

    • @flimsy6232
      @flimsy6232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nope all honey bees

    • @OkieTA95
      @OkieTA95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't know what about dogs maybe?

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    "their venom is so powerful, it can dissolve human skin"
    *Well, I'm never going outside again*

    • @ILLUSI_O_N-V1
      @ILLUSI_O_N-V1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      BlindingLight watch coyote Peterson and when he stung himself by the Japanese hornet if you’re wondering how it felt

    • @magenta2787
      @magenta2787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ILLUSI_O_N-V1 And the Executioner Wasp

    • @foreyfriend145
      @foreyfriend145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Don't be so pessimistic! the sting pain doesn't last for long, what does last longer is the egg they inject you and the process untill you become a mom! ..I mean they hatch, then life's back to normal.

    • @memelol9870
      @memelol9870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jokes on you, I never go out

  • @stfuyoutube423
    @stfuyoutube423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i've always called wasps "aggressive bees"

  • @issacdunham6257
    @issacdunham6257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have found no greater joy in my life than seeing Honey bees cook a hornet.

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    Bee: helo am bee
    Wasp: IM SORRY DID YOU JUST EXIST WITHIN 100 KM OF MY BEING THAT IS ILLEGAL

    • @overse7938
      @overse7938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Ant: (silently) all right bois, see that flying thing, get past it and not problem
      Wasp: AH YO, ITS TIME TO CONSUME AN ENTIRE COLONY

    • @yaboique6650
      @yaboique6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh

    • @cutiebetutie
      @cutiebetutie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *cries in US non metric-system*

    • @arlenedistel1108
      @arlenedistel1108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yaboique6650 what?

    • @JonCom3dy
      @JonCom3dy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @noob_man8985
    @noob_man8985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2290

    it attacc
    It attacc
    But most importantly...
    It attacc

  • @shaunoleary8740
    @shaunoleary8740 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love watching your drawing come together as I learn about cool things. Please keep going!

  • @Cetrakh
    @Cetrakh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That beast machine refference at the end still gets me

  • @colewagner
    @colewagner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Humans: we continue finding cool inventive ways to kill roaches
    Wasps: hold my beer

    • @presbyteriangirl9739
      @presbyteriangirl9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hate roaches but I felt so bad for that poor roach. That was terrible 😥

    • @thecaptain8629
      @thecaptain8629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wasp: hold my larvae

    • @AnotherRandomChild
      @AnotherRandomChild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@presbyteriangirl9739 they deserve death for eating all of my cake

    • @thnhydf7zwse
      @thnhydf7zwse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they deserve death for sitting at my dining table at 3am

    • @manchesthairpukenited2962
      @manchesthairpukenited2962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold your d.ick stupid sheep

  • @DeathbyPixels
    @DeathbyPixels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    7:53 “Meet the Giant Japanese Hornet.”
    You know, I’d... rather not. I’ve uh... got a thing in uh-
    /looks at watch-less wrist
    -half an hour, so

    • @wackyduckgames9032
      @wackyduckgames9032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Finn-xd9lv
      @Finn-xd9lv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DeathbyPixels z

    • @colonelstriker2519
      @colonelstriker2519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Firebombing them could’ve helped them with their hornet problem but they were in the middle of a war...

  • @juancuch4609
    @juancuch4609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jesus, i didnt expected a waspinator reference here... or elsewhere.
    Mad respect

  • @matthewspidell1143
    @matthewspidell1143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You’re an awesome artist and awesome content creator. Keep it up:)

  • @JanJanNik
    @JanJanNik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    imagine being paralyzed but still sentient to somebody eating you up from the inside in an underground dungeon, oof
    stuff of nightmares

    • @alexiboris6937
      @alexiboris6937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Earth is no longer safe

    • @bobbyhill4118
      @bobbyhill4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No. They have their babies on you and their babies burrow into your stomach and grow inside of you

    • @justanormalinvestigator2640
      @justanormalinvestigator2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobbyhill4118 That’s literally what he said.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Insects are brutal

  • @ComradeLavender
    @ComradeLavender 6 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    I hate roaches but I would never wish that fate on them. Truly horrifying.

    • @ethanschweitzer8489
      @ethanschweitzer8489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GoCrazyDontMindIfIDo ikr

    • @kevinfortin8240
      @kevinfortin8240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You sure about that ?

    • @SL-ui9dd
      @SL-ui9dd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      These wasps are the real psychos

    • @funkystickman99
      @funkystickman99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah i have more sympathy from that tarantula

    • @KawaiiKing64
      @KawaiiKing64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emerald Jewel Wasps are legitimately Chestbursters from Aliens
      Edit: Wow, even she said so, too!

  • @MourningCoffeeMusic
    @MourningCoffeeMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember standing online for a ride as a kid and a whole family of wasps cut in front of me when it was my turn. So rude

  • @successindarkness
    @successindarkness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved the Waspinator reference!

  • @keelandarger4866
    @keelandarger4866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    My mom: if you walk past the wasps they won’t sting you.
    The wasps: we got a runner, get em bois

    • @evanmichaelleegearhart8
      @evanmichaelleegearhart8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      copy catter

    • @keelandarger4866
      @keelandarger4866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@evanmichaelleegearhart8 that fact that you made the effort to comment this on an 8 month old comment amazes me, and no, I didn’t copy

    • @goodday625
      @goodday625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xddd

    • @themilkman5237
      @themilkman5237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@evanmichaelleegearhart8 if you think about it anything and everything you’ve ever said was copied from someone else

    • @KoenDraws
      @KoenDraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@evanmichaelleegearhart8 Go home 9 year old

  • @internetclown904
    @internetclown904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People are scared of spiders. But wasps are greater nightmares. Imagine a horror movie based on the jewel wasp 0-0

  • @aquadaily997
    @aquadaily997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally did not expect the Beast Wars reference and I love it

  • @veleriaXIV
    @veleriaXIV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "Has been rated a 3 out of 4 on the pain index"
    "Also called, the Cow Killer"
    *puts hand near it"

    • @emmaj1384
      @emmaj1384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That pain range is kinda narrow

    • @jeremyjackson483
      @jeremyjackson483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brantley Smith the Velvet ant is the cow killer not the panda ant

    • @vladdracul5072
      @vladdracul5072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There are idiots competing in who can eat the hottest peppers, so why shouldn't there be idiots competing in who can bear the most painful stings?

    • @alfonsomata6917
      @alfonsomata6917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      coyote peterson

    • @NothingHere-dz2tm
      @NothingHere-dz2tm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeremy Jackson “Panda ant OR velvet ant” its the same bug

  • @michaelparker2449
    @michaelparker2449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    If one of those giant wasps got in my house I'd skip the newspaper and just grab the shotgun.

    • @tudifrudijohansen3258
      @tudifrudijohansen3258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd get several hundred Japanese honey bees

    • @maplemusic52
      @maplemusic52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good idea, it's too hard to off yourself with a newspaper.

    • @stock_movie1875
      @stock_movie1875 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn't work. They just take the gun and snap it in two and look at you then say "so was that supposed to save you?"

  • @Shadowpastcool
    @Shadowpastcool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:55 I literally almost busted a gut at that "Beast Wars" reference 😂

  • @randommemesweekly4417
    @randommemesweekly4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "i'm hardened at this point i'm ready for anything"
    *parasitic wasps*
    WAIT I LIED I WAS NOT READY FOR ANYTHING NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE

  • @nickkilmer7371
    @nickkilmer7371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Honey, where's my *F L A M E T H R O W E R*

    • @echoxeros5233
      @echoxeros5233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      warystatue33 woman you put a *F L A M E* thrower in the *W A S H*

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@echoxeros5233 i would pay to see someone stuff an M2 Flamethrower into a washing machine.

    • @Spoon99
      @Spoon99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wont tell you. Ive found out youve been cheating on me with a bee.

    • @joemoreno1751
      @joemoreno1751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Echo x Eros you’re whaaattt?

    • @patman_for_sure
      @patman_for_sure 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@echoxeros5233 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mermaidenby6402
    @mermaidenby6402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    I don't use wasp repellent, i use a flamethrower

    • @bentoenjes6553
      @bentoenjes6553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eren Jaeger What’s the difference?!

    • @urdadurmom4783
      @urdadurmom4783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eren Jaeger ikr

    • @Phantom87865
      @Phantom87865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bentoenjes6553 flamethrowers kill them quicker

    • @CJA2668
      @CJA2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eren Jaeger Is it because the thumbnail said they are nature’s xenomorphs?

    • @d3rran
      @d3rran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perfect but what if there is a wasp in your house
      BURN IT DOWN?

  • @gadwaboy21
    @gadwaboy21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol love the waspinator reference at @2:57 😂

  • @theriddler6994
    @theriddler6994 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can almost see wasp saying: "How do you do fellow bees?" While agresively rubbing hands

  • @notificationgangmember9339
    @notificationgangmember9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    "Their venom is so powerful it can dissolve human skin."
    *Say sike Right Now.*

    • @jonathanm.2609
      @jonathanm.2609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GraemeGunn
      @GraemeGunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not "sike" you idiot, it's "psych".

    • @notificationgangmember9339
      @notificationgangmember9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@GraemeGunn Jesus christ, you don't need to insult me over a grammer mistake.
      Also, it was intentional.

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@GraemeGunn the sike is popular trend right now

    • @strugglez2105
      @strugglez2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@GraemeGunn your the idiot here lmao

  • @rattles8789
    @rattles8789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2646

    Wasps: "I just, *REALLY* like hurting people."
    Humans: "But why though?"
    Wasps: "It's just really fun, like, I'll go out of my way to just decimate someone. Hell, even my kids got that bloodlust, ya know?"
    Humans: "Alright, you gotta go."
    Wasps: "Hey, wait-"
    *Flamethrower intensifies*

    • @fanderping5515
      @fanderping5515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Sounds like a calebcity quote lmao

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      "I'm sure most of the times is just self defense, right?"
      "I'll go out of my way to hurt them."

    • @WanganTunedKeiCar
      @WanganTunedKeiCar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Hans...GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!!!"

    • @SlickSkuddy
      @SlickSkuddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fan Derping makes me wanna go back and watch that skit just because

    • @fanderping5515
      @fanderping5515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SlickSkuddy yeah. Caleb was mad accurate. Wasps are evil.

  • @music79075
    @music79075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Peace was never an option." - Wasps

  • @Nick-rs5if
    @Nick-rs5if 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know, I don't think I have ever heard anything more menacing than a colony of giant wasps drumming their wings against their bodies in unison to a marching tune...
    The fact that you can hear it pretty well from several meters away, are just the stuff of which nightmares are born out of.
    Jesus Christ.

    • @nobodysbaby5048
      @nobodysbaby5048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wondering about ghost army legends...

  • @scgaming68
    @scgaming68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2529

    This world is too scary, time to stay inside forever

    • @savagesleepy
      @savagesleepy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SCGaming *too scary

    • @scgaming68
      @scgaming68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      thanks for the correction lol

    • @hatimosd5161
      @hatimosd5161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      U can do the remake of that one episode where spongebob stays inside with a: tissue, coin, and a crisp

    • @rlhunter6200
      @rlhunter6200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I’ve been stung by both a wasp and a scorpion indoors. You can’t hide inside.

    • @JustSomeRandomTony
      @JustSomeRandomTony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hatim Ejj Indoors, Indoors, IIIIIIInndoooors, TAKE IT AWAY PENNY

  • @rurijo3169
    @rurijo3169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Someone:*holds a wasp with their bare hand*
    Me:absolute MADLAD

    • @coolchrisable
      @coolchrisable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      not only that it was a Japanese Gaint hornet

    • @nikofox8513
      @nikofox8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have held a knife wings
      Not really

    • @invertedelbows2322
      @invertedelbows2322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Stephen Armour l i e s. i almost got stung by wasps for trying to walk out the gate at my grandmas house. like "why you build ur house in the fence"

    • @astick5249
      @astick5249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@invertedelbows2322 well its not like they knew that they were living next to giants who happen to cross by their home every day .

    • @Lefty217
      @Lefty217 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MOXIE

  • @thehighvaluecat9313
    @thehighvaluecat9313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay the ones that make the marching sounds would really give me flashbacks I've never actually had .

  • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
    @djaccountisbfisbx3880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember finding an old foam mannequin head in a shed in the backyard in which a bunch of nasty looking wasps decided to build their nest. It was like looking at a decapitated TLoU clicker.

  • @astro418
    @astro418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Imagine walking through the woods and all of a sudden hearing a soft marching. That sounds terrifying

    • @Squirrel_Cat
      @Squirrel_Cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It'd be even scarier because to hear it you have to be standing near their nest and within imminent swarming range...

    • @Argylleagen
      @Argylleagen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
      Und das heißt Erika