either that or my barbies wanted to be the best and most gorgeous model (i had a box thing that could be turned into a runway and constantly cut then *hid* their hair)
Honestly, Cindy’s playing house at the beginning is not the most insane thing I have seen working childcare. For example, one spring morning, the kids I used to help out with decided to have a funeral. singing and everything… person being remembered was not dead, but everyone said she played a very convincing part.
I remember at the end of a school year, me and my friends wrapped one friend in a blanket and made a tombstone and guitars, 1 after another, there were so many bodies 😭😭💀
I didn't have funerals I had weddings at school ALSO THEY PRETENDED TO BE PREGNANT AND MY PARTNER STILL SAYS SHE'S PREGNANT AND THE BABY IS KICKING 💀💀💀💀
honestly, it was kinda messed up that Bugg's dad was an alcoholic whose wife would regularly brethalyser him. and when Cyndy plays house with her boyfriends she plays otu that scenario? how many times has she made poor ole Buggs relive his messed up home life to appease her??
IKR The dialogues are so much different then how it used to be, back in my day we’d just die over and over again until we realized what we had to do there was no helping dialogue 😣
50:00 i love how you’re conspicuously covered in blood and no one questions it “is there a murderer on the loose?” [cuts to kid covered in blood] 50:35
when cindy says sponsor basically recovering alcoholics will sometimes have a “sponsor” or someone them helps them through it. its not a well known thing so its a little conserning that a child knew that 😭 then again this is kindergarten the game. also her game is 100% accurate omg the play family drama was AWFUL LMAO
oh this game is so old-or at least it feels like it. i remember watching 8-bit ryan play this back when i was in like elementary school or middle school-and now i’m about to graduate high school. so much nostalgia…
you’re making me feel even older 😭 this game came out when i was in high school and now i’m 22 and in university (again). i watched matt and steph play it on gtlive back when it came out
After I just saw kindergarten 3 trailer, I found this video which is pretty sweet time to rewatch my childhood after getting recommended an unknown TH-camr
Man, this came out at the best time because of Kindergarten 3’s announcement. Also, I love the fact that you’re treating everything like a surprise. I mean, it is, but I’ve watched to many playthroughs of this lol.
No dumbass the government aka fbi and airport tsa let the terrorists do it Every flight is legally required to have at least one or two Air Marshals that are armed why didn't they do anything@@CouchFunny-he6tf
I'm so glad you didn't go into this game blind, and that you explained things along the way. I've tried to watch people play this game before but never kept up with the story because they jumped around so much because they didn't know what they were doing. Its so satisfying to just watch someone who knows the right order to do things in.
I remember watching the full play through of this years ago from CallMeKevin. Your quality and content is honestly on par (if not even better) than his was back when he was playing kindergarden. A great video as always :D
@@YukoValis Kevin still makes good long-form content. Even recently cut down the amount of videos he makes a week so he can focus on making a great video instead of a bunch of ok ones.
1:49 I really honestly thought you were gonna say “She’s kinda like the popular girl stereotype of the Kindergarten except she’s not actually popular because no one likes her”
just came from the kindergarten 2 video, w ending for both vids, and thank you for letting me re live the game i watched of my childhood from captain sauce
If you think kindergarten 1 is unhinged TRY OUT KINDERGARDEN 2 IT'S SO UNHINGED AND THERES SO MANY CHARACTER AND.. the lore. Let's just say the finale is actually one of the best finales ive ever seen
Dude, I don’t even remember the last time I saw anybody play kindergarten but it’s still such a good game, like wow. Also, undertale songs r the best Fr.
Did you know that the creators of Kindergarten: aka Con Man Games are now making the THIRD sequel of kindergarten series and the trailer was announced 1 day after this video! and it will be wednesday my dudes. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
They can do 2 more sequels, Trusday in kindergarden 4 and friday in kindergarden 5, and maybe a religious kindergarden 6 (saturday), there is a bunch of possible sequels
hoping the 3rd goes closer to the first one, they made the second one a lot more hand holding where you are told.exactly what to do. one of my favorite moments in the first one was completing Cindy's day early on and then buggs stomping me out for showing the flower at show and tell, but if I didn't show it, she took it back. made me realize I had to rethink my day and buggs had to go.
That weird mark on the floor in the principals office was likely where the rug previously was, before the principal moved it to the corner to hide the lab under the school
My brain when I see only him and Nugget left: JUST THE TWO OF US! IN THIS CLASSROOM IN THE SKY! CRIMES OF PASSION ARE JUST FINE, WITH THE MAGIC OF A.I! JUST THE TWO OF US! WHAT A TRAGIC PICKUP LINE, LEAVING CHARACTER TO DIE, JUST TO GUARANTEE YOUR MIND! SHE LOOKED SO SAD AND LONELY, DON’T THINK THAT THEY’LL BE HOPE FOR ME, THAT CHAIR IS MEMBERS ONLY, WHY DID I SAY OKIE DOKIE!?
"If you understand it perfectly, then who cares?" So we're not gonna worry about anyone who _didn't_ understand it then? Like underdeveloped minds, or those still learning the language? A good teacher doesn't just teach something, but also _why_ it should be taught. I didn't have many good teachers, but my English teachers definitely earned my respect.
As a former little girl, I can confirm that Cindy's family drama game is 100% the type of game we play when playing house or Barbies.
No barbie cheating with another barbie behind her ken's back, 0/10
same, with an added of suicide and murder in mine tho, i was a pretty fucked up and weird kid 😭😭
As someone who was born at a young age, I agree.
As a former little gay boy, can confirm.
either that or my barbies wanted to be the best and most gorgeous model (i had a box thing that could be turned into a runway and constantly cut then *hid* their hair)
Honestly, Cindy’s playing house at the beginning is not the most insane thing I have seen working childcare. For example, one spring morning, the kids I used to help out with decided to have a funeral. singing and everything… person being remembered was not dead, but everyone said she played a very convincing part.
i love school funerals, as the main funeral planner in my old school, it's very nostalgic
Oh God I vaguely remember a few happening sometimes. Ah, good times
I remember at the end of a school year, me and my friends wrapped one friend in a blanket and made a tombstone and guitars, 1 after another, there were so many bodies 😭😭💀
Hu??
I didn't have funerals I had weddings at school
ALSO THEY PRETENDED TO BE PREGNANT AND MY PARTNER STILL SAYS SHE'S PREGNANT AND THE BABY IS KICKING 💀💀💀💀
ahh, the yearly reminder that this game does exist and wasn't a false memory from middle school
yeah, it wasn't false and neither was the sequel and the 3rd game wont be a false memory when it comes out
Same
@@EzymythrilIt's even confirmed! Did you see the trailer?
@@aspiraalI don’t know if you’re excited for the trailer or questioning him as if you misread his comment
honestly, it was kinda messed up that Bugg's dad was an alcoholic whose wife would regularly brethalyser him. and when Cyndy plays house with her boyfriends she plays otu that scenario? how many times has she made poor ole Buggs relive his messed up home life to appease her??
This whole game is messed up, haven't you realised it?
Buggs could’ve been where she got the idea tbh...
40:13 "Give me a minute, Jerome is distracting me"
The writing in this game is certainly something.
I just realized...
what does that mean im stupid
Nugget is satisfied
Nugget
Yes it is I nugget
Hello Nugget
My Glorious king
@@Handleisgodhe sure is
ALL GLORY TO OUR GREAT LEADER NUGGET!
HAIL NUGGET!
ALL HAIL NUGGET!!
ALL HAIL LORD NUGGET OUR GLORIOUS LEADER
ALL HAIL NUGGETTTTTT
HAIL NUGGET AND FUTURE QUEEN LILLY
"That would be a good guess, and honestly if I wasn't covered in blood and the one who did it, that would be my first guess too" What a line. : )
Wow a tail concerto pfp that’s rare
@@lrobin-is8dg Got to love the hidden gems, right Klonoa?
@@YukoValis Wahoo indeed
Profile picture rng
Holy shit i haven't thought about kindergarten since Jacksepticeye's playthrough. All the memories are flooding back. I'm so excited to watch!
I haven’t seen this game in years.
Honestly, the Cindy playing thing wasn't really off the mark. When I was little, some of my Barbie storylines would make telenovelas look tame.
Damn this 1.6 update changed things up ALOT.
IKR The dialogues are so much different then how it used to be, back in my day we’d just die over and over again until we realized what we had to do there was no helping dialogue 😣
@@MiaPlayz.I think he was making a joke about stardew
Fr
What did it change?
@@matthewboire6843 added "change your gender"
OMG KINDERGARDEN YES. HAIL NUGGET OUR GREAT LEADER. Also please do kindergarden 2 next🙏
please dont
HAIL NUGGET!
ALL HAIL NUGGET
ALL HAIL NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL NUGGET
Matpats wife Stephanie canonically does the best Nugget voice
_I agree._
Captainsauce better ngl
Gloom does great voice for them all
NGL, this is actually what lead me to the rabbit hole of realizing the third game is in development, so, thank you!
the what now- wait fr? nah brb i needa find this rabbit hole
Your comment did that for me! Woah can you believe we're getting a kindergarten three? I thought Wednesday would never come
PLEASE play kindergarten 2!!! I remember watching these back as a kid it's crazy seeing it out in the wild as an adult
50:00 i love how you’re conspicuously covered in blood and no one questions it
“is there a murderer on the loose?” [cuts to kid covered in blood] 50:35
This game is such a gem. Glad to see someone playing it nowadays.
>gem
billy has fallen, billions must search
This is perfect timing considering that Kindergarten 3 was just announced!
Wait fr?
@@AntiZubat Yeah there is a official trailer for the game
HELL YEAHH
Yessir
I remeber almost nothing of this game but Nugget
i mean that's the important part, if no Nugget why bother
also the janitor lmao
Well he’s important
Hey what word is this N_gge_
It's Nugget if you thought anything else you are racist not me
Nugget is love, Nugget is life.
when cindy says sponsor basically recovering alcoholics will sometimes have a “sponsor” or someone them helps them through it. its not a well known thing so its a little conserning that a child knew that 😭 then again this is kindergarten the game. also her game is 100% accurate omg the play family drama was AWFUL LMAO
47:51
Teacher: “I love having lunch with my favorite student”
Student: *head explodes*
oh this game is so old-or at least it feels like it. i remember watching 8-bit ryan play this back when i was in like elementary school or middle school-and now i’m about to graduate high school. so much nostalgia…
And now the third one is coming out.
Same!! Class of 2024 I can’t believe it 😭😭😅
8 bit ryan? No. I watched dantdm
@@celaine_
for reallll 😭😭
you’re making me feel even older 😭 this game came out when i was in high school and now i’m 22 and in university (again). i watched matt and steph play it on gtlive back when it came out
Cindy quest having a fail condition at the very beginning of the game that only comes into play at the very end via buggs is fucking evil
0:02 normal kindergarten the knife in the background
If you went to the same kindergarten as I did... Yeah it's accurate... I became the scary kid for a reason...
After I just saw kindergarten 3 trailer, I found this video which is pretty sweet time to rewatch my childhood after getting recommended an unknown TH-camr
I'm so glad someone else has discovered this game. By the way it's really cool that there is another way to get the flower by helping Lily instead.
do you also get the flower if you show Cindy the biscut ball ingredients?
Man, this came out at the best time because of Kindergarten 3’s announcement. Also, I love the fact that you’re treating everything like a surprise. I mean, it is, but I’ve watched to many playthroughs of this lol.
Yooo, there's gonna be a THIRD game? This series is so iconic, and I'm so happy they decided to create and release another 😭
As someone that’s 100% the game, No, NOBODY is ready for how this story is going to go.
Bold of you to assume I haven't already watched 2 playthrough of like probably more than four years old game
As a former kid -
turned janitor -
turned teacher -
to have 2 kids -
911 was in inside job.
Wait like the cops or medical or fire figthters right?
No dumbass the government aka fbi and airport tsa let the terrorists do it Every flight is legally required to have at least one or two Air Marshals that are armed why didn't they do anything@@CouchFunny-he6tf
Pokémon directly translates to “pocket (poke) monster (mon)”
So it’s so funny that these cards are called “monster monsters”
Yeah. That's the joke.
thats what the joke is.. thats what the point of the joke is..
@@bored.random That's what the point of the mask is
I'm so glad you didn't go into this game blind, and that you explained things along the way. I've tried to watch people play this game before but never kept up with the story because they jumped around so much because they didn't know what they were doing. Its so satisfying to just watch someone who knows the right order to do things in.
I loved seeing JackSpeticEye and DanTDM playing this game YEAARS back. Amazing game.
As a person who was born at a very young age this is exactly how kindergarten is
You have so much experience
wait until he learns about kindergarten 2 (it's about 2.5x longer)
I remember watching the full play through of this years ago from CallMeKevin. Your quality and content is honestly on par (if not even better) than his was back when he was playing kindergarden. A great video as always :D
Also DangerouslyFunny did a good video on this game and the sequel. Back when they actually did good long form content.
@@YukoValis Kevin still makes good long-form content. Even recently cut down the amount of videos he makes a week so he can focus on making a great video instead of a bunch of ok ones.
wild how bro has to explain everything about how the game works it used to be hella popular like damn
True, I was missing it 😭
yo
1:49 I really honestly thought you were gonna say “She’s kinda like the popular girl stereotype of the Kindergarten except she’s not actually popular because no one likes her”
0:18 "Im just a dude being a guy"
Thanks for donating this one liner to my brain
I wish I seen more of this game over the years, loved seeing all the updates back in the day
Don't worry, Kindergarten 3 was announced three days ago.
who was hyped by the kindergarten 3 trailer
Can’t wait
yeah can't wait it looks so good!
Another school with possibly strange things happening? Count me in!
There's a second one?
@@batbensam5794 there's been a second one. You can buy it and play it now
15:35 they changed the dialogue for this. Bugs would normally beat you up and call you a sissy for showing the flower.
just came from the kindergarten 2 video, w ending for both vids, and thank you for letting me re live the game i watched of my childhood from captain sauce
Same lol
W pfp
If you think kindergarten 1 is unhinged TRY OUT KINDERGARDEN 2 IT'S SO UNHINGED AND THERES SO MANY CHARACTER AND.. the lore. Let's just say the finale is actually one of the best finales ive ever seen
I heard a third one was coming out
I forgot how old is this game again? This game was so great years ago. I’m glad to see someone else is playing it again.
It was released in 1970
old enough for them to be releasing a 3rd one
@@alfae Are they seriously making a third one now? IMO the second one was better than the first one, I wonder what the third one will be like.
@@thetruechair932 Yup!!! There's a trailer that's released for it and a steam page has been set up so you can wishlist it now
@@iwasneverjoebiden lol I don’t believe that from Joe Biden go back to sleep🤣
Dude, I don’t even remember the last time I saw anybody play kindergarten but it’s still such a good game, like wow. Also, undertale songs r the best Fr.
Good news, the third one has been announced
@@zebefreod871I was about to comment the seme thing
@@zebefreod871 Yoooo yes sirrrr!
I completely forgot about this game this has opened up a hole in my memories-
same
WHERE IS 100% KINDERGARTEN 2
Preach
Even those alot of people most likely said this already
Now you gotta 100% kindergarten 2
Just did the math. Nugget's hole is around 44 meters
Not the type of fall anyone wanna jump in
Did you know that the creators of Kindergarten: aka Con Man Games are now making the THIRD sequel of kindergarten series and the trailer was announced 1 day after this video! and it will be wednesday my dudes.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
They can do 2 more sequels, Trusday in kindergarden 4 and friday in kindergarden 5, and maybe a religious kindergarden 6 (saturday), there is a bunch of possible sequels
Maybe the real kindergarten was the friend (and enemies we brutally got beat to death by) we made along the way 😔
So does everyone remember Jacksepticeye playing this game? Was it just me?
lol I do, brings back some nostalgia, always loved this game
i can still hear all the voices he used for the characters :D
His Nugget and Ms jigglytits voices are CANON as far as I’m concerned
The fact that the 3 game got announcement the same day this video was released its perfect
! It did? Ooo exciting
I hope he plays the sequel soon, only 30 minutes in and it’s already hilarious
nuh uh
PLEASE DO KINDERGARTEN 2!! I'D SUB A SECOND TIME IF I COULD
with a third one releasing soon too
hoping the 3rd goes closer to the first one, they made the second one a lot more hand holding where you are told.exactly what to do.
one of my favorite moments in the first one was completing Cindy's day early on and then buggs stomping me out for showing the flower at show and tell, but if I didn't show it, she took it back. made me realize I had to rethink my day and buggs had to go.
18:44 THE SUBWAY SURFERS GAMEPLAY IS KILLING ME
And it's killing more than just you, by the way this game treats children.
@@kiwi1cat857I’m sobbing 😭
I didn't even notice that..
Damn, this game went HARD on 2017
I was internally screaming when he collected all the cards before Lily's quest
This game was a big thing a WHILE (years) ago, I'm happy to see it again, lots of nostalgia
I love nugget soo much, he may be a little wierdo but hes really intelligent. I mean he can write peoms and read, i want ro give nugget happiness
Nugget is litterally me irl
0:00 this seems like a normal kindergarten
0:02 we have a classroom
*There's no knife in the background trust me*
Ahhhhh the jacksepticeye flashbacks and nostalgia are coming back to me
Same for me except ti was dantdm I think I am not completely sure but I do remember watching TH-camr play this game
@@RotorLoder24 which is fair I just remember jacksepticeye bc he was SO committed to the voice acting
You gotta remember these are toddlers in this story
And there absolutely RUTHLESS
They actually portray them accurate
Everytime you upload I'm surprised about the game you chose.
It's always a good surprise tho, very cool Groundhog Day reference too 😂
Kindergarten 2 next or I'll feed you nugget's pills while you're asleep
pls give me pills Mrs applegate will kill me if i dont
I completely forgot about this game, I was too young to be watching playthroughs of this when I was lmao
why did i watch people play this when I was younger.. this is even darker than i remember 😭
Wait until Gug finds out about Kindergarten 2
or 3
Or the hidden 4 that you have to do a secret playthrough to unlock the download files@@-rlmn
@@-rlmnTHERE IS A THIRD??
I think that the point and click adventure genre is still alive and not just with kids’ games. Although this game is a parody of such kids games
I misread this title as "I Scarred 100% Of Kindergarten And It Played Me"
People unearthing This ancient gem from 2017 in 2024 is astounding.
17:36 “there’s a hole right there, i could probably fit through that.”
Cant wait for the 3rd game
That weird mark on the floor in the principals office was likely where the rug previously was, before the principal moved it to the corner to hide the lab under the school
i love how it looks like every child in the game is in a constant state of Hyperventilating.
Bro that “get your biscuit balls here” gave me cory kenshin kindergarten flashbacks
As a former little kid from America this is a 1 to 1 replica of the day to day life at school except more guns
My brain when I see only him and Nugget left: JUST THE TWO OF US! IN THIS CLASSROOM IN THE SKY! CRIMES OF PASSION ARE JUST FINE, WITH THE MAGIC OF A.I! JUST THE TWO OF US! WHAT A TRAGIC PICKUP LINE, LEAVING CHARACTER TO DIE, JUST TO GUARANTEE YOUR MIND! SHE LOOKED SO SAD AND LONELY, DON’T THINK THAT THEY’LL BE HOPE FOR ME, THAT CHAIR IS MEMBERS ONLY, WHY DID I SAY OKIE DOKIE!?
Who’s watching in 1475
Me
nah im here in 1776
No I'm in 527 B.C.E
I’m from -1500 do you guys actually wear clothes
@@hugemoist most of us don't
I'm so glad people are still playing this game! It makes me so happy and full of nostalgia tbh!
you should totally play kindergarten 2!
also this video was fun! i hope you had fun with the game :)
YES KINDERGARTEN 3 IS ANNOUNCED
WHAT REALLY
WE NEED MATPAT ON THE SCENE STAT
@@vibeslime ........ its a little late to be saying that buddy
@@cloverlovania i'm still holding onto GTlive
2 days after this video THE KİNDERGARTEN 3 got ANNOUNCED
WHAT
Write ConManGames you'll see it
damn
didnt even notice ive been watching this for an hour, so enjoyable it passes time really good!
Oh boy, can't wait for Kindergarten 2. :)
Teacher got that jiggle physics on point
Btw yall kindergarten 3 is on steam now
WHAT
FR???????????
Are you lying? Cause WHATTT?!!
Announced on steam, not quite out yet
It is!
Chop chop buddy, Kindergarten 2’s waiting.
Rude!
@@Rose_gamings errm, but you CAN'T just leave on da cliffhanger‽
@@kinghenry7058 yeah but he can also not be a bitch about it?
@Rose_gamings I think the wording mightve intended to be more satire than rude
ah reminiscing about the good ole' days
Can you believe that they’re making a THIRD Kindergarten? And everyday is Wednesday!
This vid was amazing! Please do Kindergarten 2 and 3 when it comes out. I'm so excited for 3 to come out it just got announced not to long ago
did they really? that's so exciting!
Wow, just when kindergarten 3 is announced! Must be some sick coincidence!
"If you understand it perfectly, then who cares?"
So we're not gonna worry about anyone who _didn't_ understand it then? Like underdeveloped minds, or those still learning the language?
A good teacher doesn't just teach something, but also _why_ it should be taught. I didn't have many good teachers, but my English teachers definitely earned my respect.
teacher also ki ll peop le 😱
omg i forgot this game existed!! you should definitely play the second game
Second was decent first is the best
And the third when it releases
“-And It Scarred Me”
As it should, XD
Not you playing the game right before kindergarten 3 got announced
Ah Kindergarten.. the game I discovered through GTLive with Stephanie’s Nugget voice being forever cemented in my brain
46:18 I love how his editing software briefly flashes
Waligug: saying how you wont expect what happens next
People who've watched/played Kindergarten: