Okay, the IMMEDIATE "Smash" for Luigi is hilarious because we all know he measures up and we ALL know that Luigi is softer than most of the people in the Mushroom Kingdom.
He's better at love than his brother. Daisy Circuit has a statue of him dancing with Daisy. Mario is constantly friendzoned and got abandoned on the moon.
I feel like Luigi and Daisy must have what they do based off who's on top that night. It is either extremely wholesome and passionate or extremely wild and crazy and there is absolutely 0 in between.
Funniest thing is that the announcer is supposed to sound surprised or confused when he says Luigi's name. But he sounds more like he has a crush on Luigi. "Luigi..." ;)
- I honestly think Wii Fit Trainer might be one of the best Smashes here. Probably very flexible. - I'd definitely go for Min Min if it were just her regular hands with the stretchy arms but the ARMS weapons might be a different story. - I'd be on the fence with Bayo purely for the fact that she probably gets it and I wouldn't be able to meet the bar.
Is it weird how there are 2 Pokémon characters that have a lot of saucy stuff made from them with both of them having some sort of spike in the middle of them?
I did not know you could see all of the characters alternates on the website. Four years have past and I’m still learning quite a bit about Smash Ultimate.
@@Charriii5 you think that's messed up? Dr. Light made TWO robots (Rock and Roll) with the looks and mentality of pre-pubescent children in order to be his lab assistants. Dr. Light literally built child-labour robots
Are we going to explain about the Fan-fiction? They went Luigi x Bowser too far! Whoever created this leave my boy Luigi out of this nonsense! He’s too pure and gets startled easily!
Pyra: Would probably apologise every 5 mins for doing it wrong, just like in the original game. Shulk: When ur done, he'd say he was really feeling it now, tempting u to continue. Ice climbers: They're underage. Also, how would doing it to both of them work? Ganondorf: The Zelda lore says that with every 1,000(or more... I think...) Gerudo woman, there's 1 Gerudo man. Ganondorf has done nothing with any of them, therefore he has a lack of experience, so there's no point for him. Another reason why he sucks at every ssbu tier list.
@@munromister777 That is a possibility, unless the gerudo women have some other way of staying alive. There is such a thing as having only one parent after all
10:13 OK, hear me out. He is technically over 25 because in Kid Icarus Uprising Medusa says she's been gone for 25 years. Pit is in the same area as demon lolis (I mean, he is an angel shota lol)
Charriii: "Obviously the reason is because they're children" "If I didn't do pikachu, why would I do the baby? no, that's just wrong..." "YOUNG link? YOUNG?? Nooo" "It's baby monkey, can't do baby monkey" "Is the villager a child if they can own a house?" "No, actually no, cause he's 17" "Shulk is a child, pass" Also Charriii: "Ludwig. Ludwig's the only one I'd smash" Every man has his limits
@@davebambigamingita9292 Dark Samus is actually referred to as "she" in MP3. 'She has shown us the error of our ways. The way is now clear. All previous vows of fealty have been forsworn: we now pledge sole allegiance to our liberator, the great one, Dark Samus. We bear a singular honor, we lucky few, for we are her first disciples.' (Space Pirate Data #3)
@@LilacMonarch however, during that time, they were focused on their failures rather than Dark Samus' pronoun preference. Also, Dark Samus was never given the opportunity to disclose that info.
I'll give you a better example than Roy. Ludvig, a Koopa *KID*. After that his "because they are children" choices are now moot. Better context would be "Aged up Smash, otherwise pass."
@@runningoncylinders3829 The Squid Sisters and Off The Hook are all (at least) above the age of 18. Pearl is actually older than all of them, around 20 years old in fact
@@CementConsumer77He has a point, Lumas are technically her children and they’ll do everything they can to protect her! Without Rosalina we wouldn’t be recreated for the next eons!
I like how you gave the Koopalings a chance. Ludwig radiates the vibes of the musician lover who can and WILL write a song for his s/o, change my mind.
The only one I'm confused by is R.O.B.. You've questioned "how would you even...?" and I'm asking the same of R.O.B., because even if you're taking the grip pads on its 'hands' into consideration, that can't be comfortable for anyone. Otherwise great explanations on why or why not :D
Shulk isn't a child he's 18 I think, maybe 19 or 20. No party member in Xenoblade 1 is underage. However, in Xenoblade 2 Rex and Tora are both 15. The rest are of age. (Morag is in her 30s, Zeke is over 50 but hasn't aged past 26 due to spoilers, and all the blades are all ageless and immortal) Xenoblade 3 even though it's not out every main character is confirmed to be of age. Same with Xenoblade X as there weren't any kids on the White Whale they all died. Lin is 15 tho and only got on because she was a genius.
@@Twisted_mettle in the affinity chart of his main game it show the ages of the characters and shulk is 18 and even if you want to say 17 future connected takes place 1.5 years after the main game so he is old enough
Okay… Ludwig Koopa is not an exception to the ‘Pass if underage’ rule. He is a just as much of a child as the other 7, even if he is one of the oldest out of them.
I'll be honest. Samus is hard. If you went on a date with Samus and it didn't go well you'd probably get blown up considering she graduated from the Chozo school of fixing problems. And then again. She adopted a artificial jellyfish that sucks the energy out of living beings so maybe she's not as cold hearted as you'd expect..
A lot of the Fire Emblem characters feel like people I'd like to get to know but not really ones I wanna do it with. Lucina and the Robins seem like great date material but I see nothing for them in bed.
Chariii5 saying that Wario being unhygienic is a good point, but have you seen his teeth, this dude eats a lot of junk food, and don't forget about like how much garlic he eats daily, mother trucker eats like 2 pounds of garlic daily, right. I'm just saying his teeth is pearly white, if you were fighting Wario he could probably melt your eyes if he wanted to
3:34 “I mean, they are already used to being ridden Smash!” 14:20 “Smash! I’ll even let the Luma watch” 😂 15:20 “I mean, he already gobbles on balls all day”
Okay so Rosa's obviously Smash, no debate there. But then there's there's the fact that in Smash she's packaged with Luma so I see it like Banjo and Kazooie where if I'd do one the other one would either help or be close by watching or listening and I do not want any of that.
Well Little Mac is from New York, where the age of consent is 17. Is that really a problem then? Idk, in my country the age of consent is 16 throughout, and it isn't even considered unusual to be smashing people under 18. So I sometimes get thrown off a bit when I watch these kind of videos and anything under 18 is a nono.
Good choice on Bowser. I recall someone showing off a 3D model of Bowser's junk and it was all spiky. Nintendo later got it taken down with a D&C or DMCA (I forget) and we all know thanks to MeatCanyon, if a fan work gets taken down, it's canon.
According to a video by I believe Lockstin? If Game and Watch is truly fully two dimensional, touching him would either instantly slice through you, or potentially you would just pass right through him I think?
Okay, the IMMEDIATE "Smash" for Luigi is hilarious because we all know he measures up and we ALL know that Luigi is softer than most of the people in the Mushroom Kingdom.
He's better at love than his brother. Daisy Circuit has a statue of him dancing with Daisy. Mario is constantly friendzoned and got abandoned on the moon.
we all know why he imiadeletly said smash...
@@luigisakeva And now you see why I commented regarding it, it's HILARIOUS
Only I can smash luigi
Jesus adores you all
“Smash or Pass”
*Luigi in thumbnail*
You’ve got my attention.
Lol
Who's the other person
Jesus adores you all
Luigi: That’s the One Officer!”
I feel like Luigi and Daisy must have what they do based off who's on top that night. It is either extremely wholesome and passionate or extremely wild and crazy and there is absolutely 0 in between.
Damn it’s either the North Pole or South Pole huh? (‘Pole’ was used very deliberately)
Is Luigi's Negative Zone irrelevant to this idea?
@@chaoscontroller316 That is an excellent question. It does open many more possibilities.
Jesus loves you my broskis
Markiplier seems to have made a trend. I know smash or Pass isn't exactly a new thing, but literally everyone started doing it after that video.
And I'm glad he did cause it's actually a funny an entertaining trend. Unlike the other obnoxious and stupid ones
😆😂🤣
I’m honestly loving the trend too!
It provides good laughs and a look at the creator psyche especially with the weirder picks. Like how was he gonna do R.O.B
Could someone explain to me what that means ?
Canonically, Olimar is tiny, so in reality you'd either have him crawling on you or you'd crush him. Pass.
Well, as a fighter in smash bros he does get scaled up to not be tiny...does that count?
I tho he was big not small
@@Yukon_83
he's about as tall as a gamecube controller
Jesus adores you my friends
@@pyr0_jack I believe he’s the size of a cherry.
Mario is your childhood friend.
Luigi is your childhood friend's older sibling that you'd always eyed.
*younger
2:23 I'm giggling way too much at hearing samus shout or her suit go "activating peg mode" fuck chari why
dont blame him blame kyle
Considering that the only thing I can think of when imagining smashing Dr. Mario is the term "prostate exam" let's not say we did
Is this referencing that family guy episode
Funniest thing is that the announcer is supposed to sound surprised or confused when he says Luigi's name. But he sounds more like he has a crush on Luigi.
"Luigi..." ;)
- I honestly think Wii Fit Trainer might be one of the best Smashes here. Probably very flexible.
- I'd definitely go for Min Min if it were just her regular hands with the stretchy arms but the ARMS weapons might be a different story.
- I'd be on the fence with Bayo purely for the fact that she probably gets it and I wouldn't be able to meet the bar.
ARMS can turn into normal human arms
@@impossiblehanley2732 can they?
@@Swagpion yes
6:18 "This man's asshole is a cheese grater." Oh god.
We all know what the raccoon did
“The risk of getting impaled with a chest spike is worth the cake”
-Solomon
See this guy gets it
Is it weird how there are 2 Pokémon characters that have a lot of saucy stuff made from them with both of them having some sort of spike in the middle of them?
@@SheetsAndStuff cue me trying to recall which other pokemon has a chest spike
I have never laughed so hard as to when Charriii called Ridley the man behind the slaughter and i hate myself for that
Jesus Christ, my lord, savior, and healer loves you
Yeah if he thinks Ridley is a good idea! He’s gonna died!
@@joshua2400 not the place for preaching
I did not know you could see all of the characters alternates on the website. Four years have past and I’m still learning quite a bit about Smash Ultimate.
As a Megaman fan, I must inform you that Megaman is mentally 10 years old.
Oh God. It's messed up that his world considers him a man.
@@Charriii5 Well, the cartoon took the MAN part more seriously, regarding the psysique at least.
He was built as Dr. Light's son so yeah, he's mentally a child
@@Charriii5 you think that's messed up? Dr. Light made TWO robots (Rock and Roll) with the looks and mentality of pre-pubescent children in order to be his lab assistants.
Dr. Light literally built child-labour robots
@@Charriii5 Did you actually admit to being bi?
“I’ll even make the Luma watch”☠️💀☠️💀
oh god the trend is starting
Bless the gods. It's better than most of the other stupid trends. This one can ACTUALLY be funny and entertaining
@@calebproductions1264 I hope you have brighter days
@@calebproductions1264 our standards arent low. Your standards are too damn high
18:59
Chariii: *looks at Male Byleth* "Uhhhhhhhhhh, pass..." *switches to Female Byleth* "Smash, tho~"
Byleth fans (me included) in a nutshell
Same!!!
Female Byleth is cute AF I can't blame you.
@@krimsonkatt True I would be her girl.
Female Byleth is bae :D
@@mii-its-a-nerd 😍😍😍🍑🍑🍑🍈🍈🍈👢👢👢😍😍😍
Bowser is a dad...
And a daddy
🤨📸
Are we going to explain about the Fan-fiction? They went Luigi x Bowser too far! Whoever created this leave my boy Luigi out of this nonsense! He’s too pure and gets startled easily!
Pyra: Would probably apologise every 5 mins for doing it wrong, just like in the original game.
Shulk: When ur done, he'd say he was really feeling it now, tempting u to continue.
Ice climbers: They're underage. Also, how would doing it to both of them work?
Ganondorf: The Zelda lore says that with every 1,000(or more... I think...) Gerudo woman, there's 1 Gerudo man. Ganondorf has done nothing with any of them, therefore he has a lack of experience, so there's no point for him. Another reason why he sucks at every ssbu tier list.
Mythra would probably kill your bits if she did anything with them.
Shulk would say: “That was a good result”
Wouldn't the fact that the Gerudos continue to exist heavily imply that Ganondorf definitely smashes?
@@munromister777 That is a possibility, unless the gerudo women have some other way of staying alive. There is such a thing as having only one parent after all
@@hyperlink0366 Gerudo women go and find hyrulian husbands to mate with and have children don’t they?
Wait
I forgot the 1000 woman thing means does Ganon have to have several kids or do they breed asexually or by female or other species
This gives a whole new meaning to “smash bros.”
4:38 THAT IMIDIATE SMASH THO BRUH LOL
I love that you cycled through all of the Minecraft people. How fair of you to give them each a chance, even though they had no chance XD
“But they’re made of pixels, which are rough, and jagged, so if you put your pp in that, it’s like sandpaper.”
Arin, game grumps
This is what I was thinking when he got to the minecraft characters
Ok so ppl reassured Charii that Shulk was legal but no one told him Roy is 15??? Palutena even says so in the guidance for him come on people!
SMASHING DAISY IS BETRAYAL.
Don’t let Daisy fans find your location! It happens to me and your not even going to like it!
Technically you “Smash” with all of them
I dont see flaws in your logic
Luigi truly deserves to be on the thumbnail
Surprising that he did the obvious pass on the children like Ness and Sora, but not for Kirby, a literal BABY
But he passed Kirby.
@@martinmccarthy2822 ok, I guess I just misheard
10:13 OK, hear me out. He is technically over 25 because in Kid Icarus Uprising Medusa says she's been gone for 25 years. Pit is in the same area as demon lolis (I mean, he is an angel shota lol)
I hate that that is accurate
Shadow the Hedgehog is over 50
@@runningoncylinders3829 it's free real estate
Holy shit! Never thought of that!
Pit is likely thousands of years old and doesn't look like a COMPLETE child. He's a cute femboy so smash.
Charriii:
"Obviously the reason is because they're children"
"If I didn't do pikachu, why would I do the baby? no, that's just wrong..."
"YOUNG link? YOUNG?? Nooo"
"It's baby monkey, can't do baby monkey"
"Is the villager a child if they can own a house?"
"No, actually no, cause he's 17"
"Shulk is a child, pass"
Also Charriii:
"Ludwig. Ludwig's the only one I'd smash"
Every man has his limits
Funnily enough tho Shulk is canonically 18, making him older than BOTW Link who is 17 iirc
@@Tintelinus don't you mean 117?
Ludwig is the oldest of the koopalings.
Diddy Kong is not a baby monkey, He’s Donkey Kong’s Nephew and a friend!
Ludwig is 19 years old
The points of hesitation is killing me bruh 🤣🤣🤣
Never would I have heard Charriii5 say the words "does that mean peg potential"
Another issue with dark samus is she(?)'s made out of phazon. That stuff can kill you in seconds
Yes she is an less someone has a death wish to do her
*they
@@davebambigamingita9292 Dark Samus is actually referred to as "she" in MP3.
'She has shown us the error of our ways. The way is now clear. All previous vows of fealty have been forsworn: we now pledge sole allegiance to our liberator, the great one, Dark Samus. We bear a singular honor, we lucky few, for we are her first disciples.' (Space Pirate Data #3)
@@LilacMonarch however, during that time, they were focused on their failures rather than Dark Samus' pronoun preference. Also, Dark Samus was never given the opportunity to disclose that info.
This video was wild 😭 “ I’ll even make the Luma watch “ like wtf 😭😭
Passes ice climbers because they are children
*Smashes Roy despite him being 15 and is constantly referred to as “The Young Lion”*
SUSSUS AMOGUS
I'll give you a better example than Roy. Ludvig, a Koopa *KID*. After that his "because they are children" choices are now moot. Better context would be "Aged up Smash, otherwise pass."
@@MeriMomento Marie/Marina presuming they're adult Inklings would be the only of their kind to make the cut.
@@runningoncylinders3829 I mean. Marie and Callie are the same age, and Pearl is older than Marina.
If Lyn were playable in this game she’d defo be a Smash for me.
@@runningoncylinders3829 The Squid Sisters and Off The Hook are all (at least) above the age of 18. Pearl is actually older than all of them, around 20 years old in fact
I love how Sephiroth is also a psycho but he would still smash
This is just missing a Hug category for the likes of Lucas, Isabelle or Sora
I'd hug kirby too.
9:26 Little did he know, Roy is 15 years old.
@@Enderboy5719 yup
4:38
Alright I've heard enough, I am satisfied.
"Pass Mario"
"Smash Donkey Kong"
Alright I see where this is going
Me: *sees smash or pass with charrii5*
Well this is interesting
Smash:
Ike (RD), Ryu (Bearded), Richter, Snake, Terry, Kazuya, Ganondorf
Notice something about these characters? 😏
I feel like it would be traumatic
He didn’t smash mario what
smh.
he has got pepperoni
14:12
A man of culture I see.
I’d make rosalina see stars right in front of her children as well.
Bro what
@@CementConsumer77He has a point, Lumas are technically her children and they’ll do everything they can to protect her! Without Rosalina we wouldn’t be recreated for the next eons!
I like how you gave the Koopalings a chance.
Ludwig radiates the vibes of the musician lover who can and WILL write a song for his s/o, change my mind.
The only one I'm confused by is R.O.B.. You've questioned "how would you even...?" and I'm asking the same of R.O.B., because even if you're taking the grip pads on its 'hands' into consideration, that can't be comfortable for anyone.
Otherwise great explanations on why or why not :D
@@mistahl5350 R.O.B. Is the only one you can actually smash, so it’s not actually that hard to figure it out and make it canon!
So, the literal Gorilla is a smash, but the anthro Fox is a pass... Yeah k
Shulk isn't a child he's 18 I think, maybe 19 or 20. No party member in Xenoblade 1 is underage. However, in Xenoblade 2 Rex and Tora are both 15. The rest are of age. (Morag is in her 30s, Zeke is over 50 but hasn't aged past 26 due to spoilers, and all the blades are all ageless and immortal) Xenoblade 3 even though it's not out every main character is confirmed to be of age. Same with Xenoblade X as there weren't any kids on the White Whale they all died. Lin is 15 tho and only got on because she was a genius.
shulk is 17
@@Twisted_mettle in the affinity chart of his main game it show the ages of the characters and shulk is 18 and even if you want to say 17 future connected takes place 1.5 years after the main game so he is old enough
I'll be honest, Isabelle deserves her own category of "Hug"
I guess he could put Lucas there as well, iouno.
Y'all sleep
Ganondorf
Sephiroth
Mario
Kazuya
All of em getting smashed my top tier picks
And their all adults I'ma just throw that out there yes I'm an adult as well female 😜✨💞
Okay… Ludwig Koopa is not an exception to the ‘Pass if underage’ rule. He is a just as much of a child as the other 7, even if he is one of the oldest out of them.
I'll be honest. Samus is hard. If you went on a date with Samus and it didn't go well you'd probably get blown up considering she graduated from the Chozo school of fixing problems. And then again. She adopted a artificial jellyfish that sucks the energy out of living beings so maybe she's not as cold hearted as you'd expect..
It would be worth the risk
Everyone would want Terry to Buster Wolf their ass ngl. He can also cancel to Power Geyser so yes!
Wait… You said smash to Link, he’s 17. You said smash to Roy, he’s 15. Why then not Little Mac?
Technically all shouldn’t be in that case, lol
Charriii5: Would Smash Little Mac
Realization
Charriii5: FUCK GO BACK
Zelda is 16 in A Link to the Past.
Give Mewtwo a chance, he needs a friend. Those thighs don't lied
Hold that thought internet doesn’t even lied about Mewtwo! Body shape yes! The tail yes! And he’s psychic and he reads our minds!
13:40 I laughed way harder than I should have
Through out the whole video I’m like “WHAT THA F IS HE SAYING ?” Followed by “HE AINT WERONG THOUGH”
If you ever want to do this again just remember "mouthful mode"
A lot of the Fire Emblem characters feel like people I'd like to get to know but not really ones I wanna do it with. Lucina and the Robins seem like great date material but I see nothing for them in bed.
How could he pass on female Corrin, she is the most absolute smash for me!
There is a 'be witching' mod which reveals a lot more
The fact Chariii made hand movements when talking about Falcos Feathers killed me
Chariii5 saying that Wario being unhygienic is a good point, but have you seen his teeth, this dude eats a lot of junk food, and don't forget about like how much garlic he eats daily, mother trucker eats like 2 pounds of garlic daily, right. I'm just saying his teeth is pearly white, if you were fighting Wario he could probably melt your eyes if he wanted to
“Kirby’s got the biggest suck” ~chariii5 2022
Said he can't smash Little Mac because he's 17 but puts Smash for Roy who's 15.
13:47
and this is his wife
EDIT: also, with strikers being a year after P5, wouldn't joker be 18 now?
3:34 “I mean, they are already used to being ridden Smash!”
14:20 “Smash! I’ll even let the Luma watch” 😂
15:20 “I mean, he already gobbles on balls all day”
*sees Luigi in thumbnail*
I see you're a man of culture.....
What if Bowser made a song in your name? Would you change your mind?
0:39 FFUUUUUUURRRRRYYYYYYYYY
4:47and apparently he would smash the god of chaos' puppet.
I appreciate charri5 respects the age of consent in his video
i know this vid is 2 years old but i must let you know that Roy is 15
Okay so Rosa's obviously Smash, no debate there. But then there's there's the fact that in Smash she's packaged with Luma so I see it like Banjo and Kazooie where if I'd do one the other one would either help or be close by watching or listening and I do not want any of that.
Falcon has to be a Smash because that's all he gets to do these days.
"No because he's 17" And you chose to smash a version of zelda that's 16.
seems like he forgot a lot of these characters are underage lmao
And he said smash to Roy, even tho he's like 15
@@LilacMonarch next video "Everything wrong with my smash or pass video"
Well Little Mac is from New York, where the age of consent is 17. Is that really a problem then?
Idk, in my country the age of consent is 16 throughout, and it isn't even considered unusual to be smashing people under 18. So I sometimes get thrown off a bit when I watch these kind of videos and anything under 18 is a nono.
@@secretshadow9515in the middle ages. By that age most people were married and had kids.
He didn't mention Waluigi......
I think it's obvious we all want to Smash him
but would he do that to us?
He assistant trophy and nobody cares about a stupid assistant trophy.
19:33 man really be out here considering the block man but with a tuxedo instead
TIL that there are people that call butts a "dumpy"
Like the explanations you gave to each of your answers, you got some fair points to your reasons.
Twilight Princess Zelda is gorgeous...how dare you.
Roy is canonically 15 and he said smash.
I’ll let this slide as him not knowing that he is 15
And little Mac is 17
Nvm
You don't smash Samus, she'd smash you
Samus: the suit stays on
Good choice on Bowser. I recall someone showing off a 3D model of Bowser's junk and it was all spiky. Nintendo later got it taken down with a D&C or DMCA (I forget) and we all know thanks to MeatCanyon, if a fan work gets taken down, it's canon.
I can't believe someone at Nintendo actually saw that though
@@motxmod uhh, what? Why? WHY?
14:20 man of culture, but really had to say he'll let the luma watch💀
I honestly would just forget the age and just smash if you feel like it. Most of the characters are underaged and keep in mind Kirby’s a baby.
This was exponentially funnier than expected 😂
You know Roy is 15. The Paulitina guidance mentions this.
I'd only say smash for Dedede only if he sounded like he did in the Kirby anime
Roy is 15 that's why he is the young lion
Daisy is a freak. XD
Also, hard smash on Palutena. Also smash Terry. With his girlfriend
11:31
Are there people who think you'd want to f*** Sonic?!?!?!?
Don't forget Luigi has 7 inches
But Smash Isabelle, Daisy, and Yoshi, Lucario, Mewtwo, Fox, Falco, Wolf, and Zero Suit Samus
Why Yoshi though?
@@pugpartyproductions9499 1. Cute
2. Tongue 3. Green
@@joshnunya324 you would smash cute characters?
@@pugpartyproductions9499 Depends
Kirby is a Big No
@@joshnunya324 yeah same. I would so smash Yoshi instead of Kirby since Kirby is too wholesome and pure.
14:59 bruh that reminds me of the danmachi abridged "how to be an adventurer" where the main character keeps saying how he gets to f*** a goddess 😂👍
13:59 he actually is a child
According to a video by I believe Lockstin? If Game and Watch is truly fully two dimensional, touching him would either instantly slice through you, or potentially you would just pass right through him I think?
Allow me to bring up the fact that piranha plant can retract its teeth. Its all warm soft mouth from there.
3:45 take that out of context
Working on it!