The Sith who was LITERALLY too Angry to Die

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  • @clonecoric4140
    @clonecoric4140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    Jedi: Its over Sion, weve striked you down hundreds of times, die already.
    Sion: What if, just listen, what if.... I didn't die.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Epic troll.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @The Raging Gamer on PS4 A scratch? Yer bloody arm is off!

    • @andrescrespo2514
      @andrescrespo2514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Jedi: it’s over Sion, we’ve struck you down hundreds of times, die already
      Sion: no u

    • @Spice983
      @Spice983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @The Raging Gamer on PS4
      Tis but a flesh wound!

    • @darthsion4638
      @darthsion4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *No, I don't think I will.*

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2877

    Basically the opposite of rage quitting.

    • @clonecoric4140
      @clonecoric4140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      Rage living.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

      Rage staying.

    • @seanbrodney7716
      @seanbrodney7716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      what is life but rage persevering

    • @Indomitable
      @Indomitable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Rage Winning.

    • @rozenravn7221
      @rozenravn7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Indomitable this is the best one

  • @sarmadhabibkhan3036
    @sarmadhabibkhan3036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    Yoda: Sith can't be immortal
    Scion: Hold my beer.
    Nhilus: Hold my beer.
    Palpatine: Hold my plot armor and bad writing.

    • @lilianemachadostigliano1727
      @lilianemachadostigliano1727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      i mean even the Nhilus and Scion immortally had catches

    • @blvckghost8406
      @blvckghost8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol plot armor and bad writing? Doofus you don’t know star wars

    • @bennettbt8864
      @bennettbt8864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@blvckghost8406 I think they were referring to RoS. “Somehow, palpatine returned”

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@bennettbt8864 The idea that Palpatine had learned how to transfer his conscience between bodies and he had clones of himself ready in case ever got killed had already been explored many years earlier in the expanded universe though, Disney didn't make that up. As was the fact the wasn't even the first Sith to do it, he learned it from Vitiate.
      Palpatine was a historian of the Sith and he became so powerful because learned everything he could about his predecessors. Unlike other Sith like, say, Darth Maul, who were idiots who just wanted to hack and slash and usually ended up dying young.

    • @bennettbt8864
      @bennettbt8864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@BigUriel yea, but absolutely none of it was established in disney canon until four months after RoS. It was such a tack on idea with no nuance. Definitely wasnt what JJ planned during TFA.

  • @Superqusimarxfacism
    @Superqusimarxfacism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    "i cannot die death is a concept invented by the jedi"

  • @Durchdenwaldt_Films
    @Durchdenwaldt_Films 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    *His body dies*
    Him: na I don’t feel like it
    His Body: ._.

    • @Sinnzly
      @Sinnzly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His organs: OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST DIE ALREADY!!!
      Him: hmmmm..... Nah

    • @Preston_Garvy
      @Preston_Garvy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds about right

  • @EdaugEthanbYT
    @EdaugEthanbYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    All the sith are too something to die
    Darth Sion’s too angry
    Darth Nhihilus is too addicted to planets
    Darth Sidious is too powerful
    And The Senate is too corrupt

    • @MrGokuson22
      @MrGokuson22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Darth Vader: too strong to die

    • @jeremygrant6145
      @jeremygrant6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sidious was too greedy.

    • @clonecoric4140
      @clonecoric4140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dooku: Too naive.

    • @EdaugEthanbYT
      @EdaugEthanbYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Yair Correa sorry I’ll delete it. My response to jokes even if they’re obviously jokes is to use facts

    • @communismwithgiggles2515
      @communismwithgiggles2515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Darth Tyrannus was too classy to die

  • @ThrawnFett123
    @ThrawnFett123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Jedi Master: *finally cuts down some ugly Sith Marauder that's just killed like 50 of his best knights* "Why do I hear Boss music?"

    • @Corsair2092gaming
      @Corsair2092gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Darth Sion: *you done fucked up now*.

  • @krzosu
    @krzosu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    Sion was so angry because he forgot to cancel his Disney+ subscription...

    • @clonecoric4140
      @clonecoric4140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Hey, gotta watch The Falcon and The Winter Soldier!

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      There's a lot of good stuff in the streaming service, though, old cartoons and movies notwithstanding.
      Of course, I disagree with some of the pointless censorship and political correctness (just deem The Lady and The Tramp and Peter Pan period pieces and call it a day!).

    • @darthsion4638
      @darthsion4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How do you know?!

    • @krzosu
      @krzosu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@darthsion4638 I know because that would left me angry too xD

  • @ajra6143
    @ajra6143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    Normies: There's no way Darth Maul could've survived being cut in half. It's physically impossible for someone to survive that kind of injury.
    Sion: Cut in half? I didn't release I'd come during amateur hour.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Jedi Outcast had a Dark Jedi who was cut in half and just learned to fly to make up for the lack of legs.

    • @choueriito2548
      @choueriito2548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Not to mention if a human like Anakin can survive severe burns for an extended period of time through channelling the dark side fuelled by hatred with it having already been spelt out by Palpatine that "the dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some can consider to be unnatural" I really don't get why so many have a gripe with a Zabrak with significantly different biology like Maul managing to survive being bisected long enough to find a life-saving prosthetic (especially when there's already been rare cases of humans having survived similar injuries for an extended period of time in real life through sheer will).

    • @JesuszillaS
      @JesuszillaS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *realize

    • @buek14
      @buek14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wahaha. The comment we needed so bad. Yeah that's the point. Though I wasn't a fan of bringing back Maul but people have no idea about other Sith Lords who did much more serious shit.

    • @sambridgers9543
      @sambridgers9543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Janoha17 That was Jedi Knight 1.

  • @JackPool-lq8ux
    @JackPool-lq8ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    “Too angry to die?” Was DoomSlayer a Sith?
    They’d be awesome! Horrifying, but AWESOME!

    • @Hinokassaudifan1
      @Hinokassaudifan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      There is a beta version of glory kills from doom 2016, one of which the slayer uses the force, literally, to crush an imp. And it. Is. AWESOME!

    • @zacharybare6967
      @zacharybare6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Was thinking Kratos as a Sith myself but Doomslayer is a great fit too

    • @leviosdraekion6993
      @leviosdraekion6993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Goblin Slayer(the character) is probably one as well then.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He will always be Doomguy to me!

    • @zacharybare6967
      @zacharybare6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@geetslys They need to have Slayer and Guy meet up and avenge all the Daisy's in the multiverse

  • @garrettgarner438
    @garrettgarner438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Nihilus: a walking wound in the force
    Sion: a literal walking wound that’s pissed
    Also stuff like this is why I like legends material over whatever Disney tries to sell us.

  • @ontasbulent5709
    @ontasbulent5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    I like the idea that all the Sith have Titles like Darth Sion the Lord of pain or Darth Plagues the wise

    • @lukewhitsell942
      @lukewhitsell942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Darth Nihilus the Lord of Hunger

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      How about Darths Bane, Zannah, Tenebrous, Sidious, and Vader?

    • @kodiakcalkins7883
      @kodiakcalkins7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It's something the Jedi wouldn't tell you.

    • @carternelson1122
      @carternelson1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@michaelandreipalon359 Darth Vader means Dark Father I believe

    • @nomcno4397
      @nomcno4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@michaelandreipalon359 Darth sidious the cunning
      Darth Vader the enraged

  • @ontasbulent5709
    @ontasbulent5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Darth Sion like Maul just needs a hug and some friends

    • @Richard34236
      @Richard34236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Heres a hug for you big guy sorry it’s thousands of years to late

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He got it from Mittra Suurik and then he died

    • @vellinghem2187
      @vellinghem2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think he could use a teddy to go along with that hug and friends.

    • @AndyWGaming
      @AndyWGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is the saddest thing and most accurate

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He needs Squishmallows.

  • @WorldArchivist
    @WorldArchivist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Darth Sion:*too angry to die*
    Doomslayer: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be LEGENDARY!

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Doom Slayer wins, since he's still alive (I think) even after the events of Doom Eternal+The Ancient Gods.

    • @theorcamafia
      @theorcamafia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The doomslayer is more powerful than anything in the star wars universe abaloth doesn't count because he is from outside the Galaxy and the force can't see him

    • @retrosquadchannel2.050
      @retrosquadchannel2.050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@michaelandreipalon359 But it doesn't mean Doomslayer can kill Dart Sion.
      No one can kill him.

    • @BioLegacy141
      @BioLegacy141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theorcamafia Except Doomslayer isnt that powerful, just a really strong soldier. Also, "Abeloth" isn't from outside of the Star Wars galaxy, SHE is very much from within the galaxy, and is very much a part of the Force, and can be sensed through the Force. She even uses it.

    • @EldenJohnathan
      @EldenJohnathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doom slayer isn't just a normal soldier, he is blessed by the divinity machine and basically as powerful as god.
      The symbol he wears isn't his, it is the mark of the beast and the sign of a primevil. A primevil is essentially a god and are so powerful that a universe can only contain one, so they are spread across multiple.
      They are able to become more powerful by killing and never have to rest, eat or drink. The ultimate primevil also known as Devaad or the dark lord is the most powerful and was only bested by his son known as the father.
      This is the basic run down of some of what they could do.
      The doom Slayer is one of them due to the divinity machine, it has very specific requirements in a person, but it can grant the rank of primevil.
      The doom slayer is exceptionally powerful due to him constantly killing demons for eons (remember he gets more powerful the more he kills).
      He became so powerful that he could crush the life sphere of the father with minimal effort and kill devaad who is the creator of all life (basically god).
      The only reason he can die to a zombie and his punches don't do anything is because of gameplay mechanics. If he was as strong in the game as he is in lore, the game would last 5 minutes so they have to nerf him in gameplay.

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    *Fun fact:* Darth Sion appeared in The Force Unleashed as a playable character in the free-to-play version. His design in that game is just BADASS

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Of course he was...

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He almost looks like
      pinhead (minus the pins)
      From the hell raiser series
      XD

    • @Corsair2092gaming
      @Corsair2092gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pics or it didn't happen

    • @defalttheloner
      @defalttheloner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Corsair2092gaming I believe that the Hd 3D model on the video is him

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did not think free to play games existed yet when The Force Unleashed came out.

  • @tuckerjohnston1844
    @tuckerjohnston1844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Both Darth Sion and Darth Nhihilus are really awesome in their own right. Darth Nhihilus can literally devours planets and has a cool mask while Darth Sion is literally to angry to die and looks really scary.

    • @jeffbrownstain
      @jeffbrownstain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So badass he didnt even need cybernetics like 99% of all other Sith who live long enough

    • @Vexnatos
      @Vexnatos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are also both deconstructions of Darth Vader.

  • @joda7697
    @joda7697 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "If you're about to die, just say no. Death can't legally take you without your consent." -Sion, probably

  • @zexalbrony4799
    @zexalbrony4799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Obi-Wan: If there's one thing we've learned from the Sith is that they are persistent, they will not die.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sadly true. The only way to end all this is when the Star Wars' galaxy, if not the entire universe, finally decays into nothingness.

    • @reaperking7748
      @reaperking7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Even lopping off their heads isn't a 100% guarantee

    • @worldeater2414
      @worldeater2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "My young Padawan, Sith deal in absolutes. And the tale of Sion is the tale of an absolutely pissed Sith."

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just weak writing like bringing back an x man from death because we're too lazy to make new characters.

    • @keithsantana145
      @keithsantana145 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's an absolute Obi-wan. Only Sith deal in absolutes. Is Obi-wan a Sith now?

  • @ABadassDragon
    @ABadassDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    If you think about it he is what all Sith want to be. They accept anger, hate and pain, they dont mind physical deformities and damage and they seek physical immortality. Not a perfect Sith, but damn close

    • @thomas19406
      @thomas19406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Reminds me of a Sideous quote.
      "There is a price for power but it is a price no true sith would hesitate to pay"
      I couldn't find where I heard it so the quote might be a bit inaccurate.

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@thomas19406 It may have been Plagueis to Palpatine
      "The Dark Side is a sickness, but it is a sickness no true Sith would wish to be cured of".
      I remember that one

    • @thomas19406
      @thomas19406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ABadassDragon that's the one

    • @ratatoskr5561
      @ratatoskr5561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My mind: "not a perfect sith but a good man"
      Wait no that doesn't work.

    • @konankunoichi94
      @konankunoichi94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the damage they take only further fuels their rage which keeps them going. Thats where vader and sions source of strength come from.

  • @titanwithasivaphone1975
    @titanwithasivaphone1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    this man is literally the embodiment of woke up and chose violence

  • @Zelo_1
    @Zelo_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Death: "It's time to go"
    Sion: NO

  • @eeeeedede
    @eeeeedede 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Padme: sad, dies
    Sion: angry, survives multiple "fatal" wounds

    • @sinwithagrin4243
      @sinwithagrin4243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looking at his body I really think we need better words than fatal.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Choose anger over despair. It's always stronger.

  • @teddy8263
    @teddy8263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shaak Ti: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

  • @VIPGarrett
    @VIPGarrett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Im just imagining him fighting Durge, two unkillable jedi killers fighting each other for eternity

    • @tylerjones7592
      @tylerjones7592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Darth Sion: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

  • @efxnews4776
    @efxnews4776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The odd thing about,is that Sion quite possible found peace and by let himself to die, he went to the light side, after all he wasn't trying to kill Meetra, he just didn't want her to face Kreia.

    • @sebastiangibson9671
      @sebastiangibson9671 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah bc he loved her
      He committed die because he loved meetra

  • @deph5183
    @deph5183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    While Sion had nothing to live for in the end and was in constant pain, at least he retained some sense of self compared to being a hungry force of nature like Nihilus.

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's why Scion is the more interesting character of the 2. Nihilus, while shit tons more powerful in terms of sheer order of magnitude, has practically been rendered a mindless beast who gave completely into a raw, vastly amplified animalistic instinct. Scion, on the other hand, managed to cling to reason & thus still has a personality, instead of just being a raw seven sins made flesh.

  • @asm4991
    @asm4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Darth Sion: My fury ensures that no one can strike me down!
    Doomslayer: Oh cool, you too?

  • @stevenclark1662
    @stevenclark1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When I bought kotor 2 in '06 with my buddy, he LOVED how Nihilous looked on the cover. I thought he looked like an evil Mickey Mouse, so to pester my buddy, I kept calling Nihilous Darth Mickey.

  • @zelithfang2365
    @zelithfang2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    TH-cam: before you can watch this video you have to watch a 5 second add then a 15 second ad-
    Me: *furiously opening and closing the video till I get no adds* No

  • @Duchess_Van_Hoof
    @Duchess_Van_Hoof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Before I played the game I thought I was going to prefer Nihilus, but Sion got a proper personality, he is more than just a Sith, more than just a mass murderer, more than his eternal pain. He realizes that Traya had manipulated him, he resents it and when ordered to bring the Exile, he does everything in his power to keep her away from suffering a similar fate. Forget Vader, Sion had a redemptive sacrifice worth a damn.

  • @MrGokuson22
    @MrGokuson22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Has anyone ever tried to sever his head from his body? Or would his body still act on his desires like his head was never separated from it?

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would probably do it...

    • @Space_C0wb0y420
      @Space_C0wb0y420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean if he can fuse his bones back together on command I’d imagine he can just fuse his head back on.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Deadpool with Hulk’s anger problems

    • @darthsion4638
      @darthsion4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do you think a severed head can stop me? Try throwing me into a sun, that would be new... and interesting.

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would probably do a lot to make sure that he stays dead... longer than he usually would. He still needs his body in (mostly) one piece to consider himself alive after all, & losing his head would mean losing the senses he has on his head, inconveniencing him long enough to make sure that he either gets completely destroyed or securely contained. The jedi, however, for most part, would never consider severing heads in combat as an option, partially due to they considering the act unnecessary, & partially because the inherent savagery & brutality of the act would lead them closer to the dark side.

  • @gewoonik687
    @gewoonik687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That title description. I was 99% sure this was going to be about my ex.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This dude.

  • @nataliemeyers2626
    @nataliemeyers2626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Exar Kun pops onto the screen, sudden thunder clap heard from window behind me.
    Talk about timing...

  • @worldeater2414
    @worldeater2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sion is the only proof that Sith play by Video Game Logic, boi was just endlessly respawning immediately.

  • @LB-py9ig
    @LB-py9ig ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like the idea that, despite WANTING immortality, no Sith wanted to touch Sion simply because they found him horrifying. Like "yeah sure, we want to live forever, but not like that."

  • @vladtheimpalerofficial
    @vladtheimpalerofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jedi: we killed him finally
    Scion: did you think killing me was enough to make me die

  • @shanenolan8252
    @shanenolan8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Treya voice actress is amazing love her voice

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, why didn't she continue on her voice acting in other video games and cartoons?

    • @shanenolan8252
      @shanenolan8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Paulo Eusebio a little yes

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Could you imagine Sion as a twitter girl?
    The force: "Time for you to accept death."
    Sion, again: "No❤"

  • @krzosu
    @krzosu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As for Sion and Nihilus - both were original characters - but in the end Nihilus was way more dangerous than Sion - in terms of possible devastation Nihilus was more capable by mere his presence.

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sion is a better Sith he has reasoning and still has a sense of self Nihlus however has neither of those and is therefor a weaker Sith

    • @krzosu
      @krzosu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wintertrooper7918 Well i was judging their destructive potential not how well they fitted into sith ideology per say - in the end Kreia said both of them were failures both as sith and her own puppils. And on top of that what it meant to be "Sith" was also not set in stone - their own view on that also changed over time - that is for eg why they stopped making sith artifacts later on - as as for first Sith's - Those were signs of their power - and later on Sith belived the power should come only from themselves - thus they stopped making artifacts.

  • @Yukzula
    @Yukzula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Breaking news : *Man literally too angry to die.*

  • @ciaranrocks9787
    @ciaranrocks9787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Only a Scotsman could harbour so much aggro that he'd refuse to die 😂

  • @domidium
    @domidium ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's like a more extreme version of what happened with Maul, how hw kept his spider form together after being cut in half. Kept alive by the dark side.

  • @TheRealSladeValentine
    @TheRealSladeValentine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic" ~a certain bad-ass Mercenary

  • @b1_ferg
    @b1_ferg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scottish anger is a real thing.

  • @perfectbotgreg5119
    @perfectbotgreg5119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Me dies
    Someone at my funeral: yeah I sold his Xbox to afford this funeral
    Me: the Sith Lord Who to angry to die

  • @adamsamess2163
    @adamsamess2163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The intro with Kreia just roasting the absolute shit out of Sion is just…. *chefs kiss*

  • @gimmboi7408
    @gimmboi7408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    reminds me of the attack of the dead men, the russians were literally too angry to die

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A man of culture I see

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KumaoftheForest indeed

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KumaoftheForest get a room

    • @morrythemorr3800
      @morrythemorr3800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unlikely. The primary reason that made that charge at all possible was that chemical weapons had still been a very new method of warfare at that point, to the point of being unknown to the russians exposed to those first attacks. As such, they didn't know they were dying. With most of the pain receptors in their bodies already destroyed, they perceived their slow demise through a confused haze more than anything. Their charge wasn't so much anger-driven as it was mostly just them being addled by a gradual shortage of oxygen due to their lungs being well on the way to dissolving. They probably felt drunk more than anything, barely able to understand much of anything as they slowly succumbed. If they had known they were dying, who knows what they would have done. But since they didn't know, they obediently followed orders before proceeding to die quietly.

    • @RandoComandoStudios
      @RandoComandoStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@morrythemorr3800 -🤓

  • @someguywholikesanime745
    @someguywholikesanime745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro is the embodiment of black air force energy.

  • @Viperfish9000
    @Viperfish9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can imagine Nhilius' parents thinking why he eats so much while he was a kid.
    And Sions parents wondering why es always in an angry mood

  • @HELIOS4299
    @HELIOS4299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Asura from Asura's wrath-
    "I am glad to have a brother, swinging that cool LIGHTSABER."

  • @VortexKiller2
    @VortexKiller2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sion: *exists*
    Doomslayer: *visibly sweating*

  • @VoltaikEntertainment
    @VoltaikEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vader is basically Sion. He was kept alive through the force, Luke broke vader to the light, and ultimately died.

  • @Truesdale84
    @Truesdale84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Awesome video! The dark side always seems to have the more interesting lore. Also, you would think after thousands of years, the republic would have super advanced technology, but it seems like everything you see during the prequel’s is the same as it was in the old republic

    • @wowisntitanamazinglyamazin9550
      @wowisntitanamazinglyamazin9550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the dark side tends to be more interesting because you really have to justify why someone would go to such extremes for a cause that is presumably and unjustifiably evil and sometimes you have to justify it.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, the Galaxy basically fell apart during the New Sith Wars. All the tech we see in the Prequels is probably the result of a Renaissance in the Republic.

  • @WordsofHeresy
    @WordsofHeresy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This just in: Sith lord is just too fucking angry to die

  • @Tealx1
    @Tealx1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know nothing about star wars outside of the kylo ren meme but this video was so good I watched it all the way through
    dude was cracked (literally)

  • @pwnstarryan5265
    @pwnstarryan5265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vader: my burns leave me in constant agony, but at least I get to soak in a bacta tank when I'm not working.
    Scion: that's cute.

  • @quantemwensday
    @quantemwensday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    angry edge lord nine year old: rage quits
    darth sion: peace quits

  • @Endrgamr262
    @Endrgamr262 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just like how the description just says and yes he’s Scottish

  • @connorwest465
    @connorwest465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Just yesterday, I named & modelled my eso character after sion. Then geets uploads a video about him.
    *insert kenobi visible happiness meme here*

  • @soffdogsmedia7121
    @soffdogsmedia7121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Darth Bane source of anger: Father
    Darth Vader source of anger: Betrayal
    Darth Sidious source of anger: Vanity
    Darth Scion source of anger: Scottish

  • @nickchappa1827
    @nickchappa1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He hated the idea of treya breaking meetra so with all his fear and anger he tried to stop meetra but he was destined to finally rest by her hands

  • @firstofficersleek9722
    @firstofficersleek9722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think Darth Maul and Maw also used rage to survive being cut in half.

  • @donaldbell2554
    @donaldbell2554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Love this game...I wanted a part 3 very bad

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, but what material would they use for the third game? They kinda used up the best ideas in the duology and, in some ways, The Old Republic.

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelandreipalon359 Well, they still have Meetra Surik's handful of jedi apprentices & the whole wound in the Force thingy to expand upon. Exploring a Force anomaly through the eyes of those taught by the one most affected by said anomaly & the only one to have successfully risen above it, would be an interesting breakaway from the usual light vs dark, Jedi vs Sith dichotomy.

  • @pointbreak8474
    @pointbreak8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Death: say goodbye. It’s time to go
    Sion: can’t touch this

  • @morelenmir
    @morelenmir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There was an amusing 'easter egg'/nod to the gallery from Bioware in Mass Effect. A rather ineffective Turian spectre begins Sheppard's induction into the group but is killed by the primary antagonist almost at once. He is called 'Nihlus'... His face paint is also rather similar to Darth Nihilus' mask.
    To some extent the Spectres are the Jedi of Mass Effect, although they do not have magic powers beyond the inherent psionic ability of the individual recruit, nor do they have sword fights with their enemies. They are far more likely to nuke the site from orbit and get on with their day.

  • @fabioartoscassone9305
    @fabioartoscassone9305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Obi Wan: i have higher ground
    Darth Sion: i dont give a fuck. i have ANGER ground

  • @sambridgers9543
    @sambridgers9543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    No wonder Maul survived.

  • @joelker41
    @joelker41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alternate title:
    Immortal Sith Lord dies simping for a Jedi.

    • @JC-zj2is
      @JC-zj2is 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duels a chick a couple times, Simps to his death right after

  • @unknowngamer6796
    @unknowngamer6796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I always want led a TH-camr to do a topic about sion he is so unique and still so much we don't know

  • @Hinokassaudifan1
    @Hinokassaudifan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The slayer: *happy angry aneurysm sounds*

  • @davidordaz5251
    @davidordaz5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yay! Tha real Geetsly is back!

  • @Vexnatos
    @Vexnatos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What do you get when you take Darth Vader out of his suit? Darth Sion. He's a case in point of how much it would suck to BE Vader.

  • @shimonsimmons3270
    @shimonsimmons3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We seriously need a Nihilus and Sion movie or Tv show.

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah we do, the old sith lords were so interesting, I'd love to hear more about Darth Traya myself.

    • @shimonsimmons3270
      @shimonsimmons3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It seems to me that the old sith Lords were more powerful than the new one's are. I mean Nihilus could force drain entire planets and Sion was unable to be killed. Treya seems pretty awesome too.

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shimonsimmons3270 indeed they were, which if you think about it, blows bane's rule of two theory out of the water.
      But it is what it is, we can look to the future and hope these legends are explored further.

    • @shimonsimmons3270
      @shimonsimmons3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a good point about the Rule of Two.

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shimonsimmons3270 right?
      The whole 'if there are many, our collective power is weakened'.
      Buuuuut~ in this era there were many sith, some even stronger than bane

  • @Монс-й1ь
    @Монс-й1ь 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Why won't you die!?"
    "Dark Side, son. It hardened in response to my anger.
    Its over, you cant kill me Jedi"

  • @N8TheGreatG
    @N8TheGreatG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love Darth Sion definitely in my top 5 sith! My favorite sith being Darth Malgus I even named my dog 🐶 malgus!

  • @andrewfornes5320
    @andrewfornes5320 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Its just a flesh wound."
    - Darth Scion & A random Black Knight.

  • @DarthDestructusTheSithLord
    @DarthDestructusTheSithLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That literally sounds like most of my ROTC Battalion during COVID-19

  • @fastburner_yt
    @fastburner_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Queen Elizabeth II: Maybe I am a Sith.

  • @Endercraft-kf3tk
    @Endercraft-kf3tk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why do a get Kratos vibes from this guy? He deserves his own game.

  • @BlueKalinka
    @BlueKalinka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jedi: an exiled Jedi which can use her powers without the force
    This guy: man literally too angry to die

  • @reshubpendyala5567
    @reshubpendyala5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes I have been waiting for this one

  • @aeroscantsee1665
    @aeroscantsee1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    so basically, Sion realize immortality sucks?

  • @masterbuilder1862
    @masterbuilder1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    w0w he wanted to die but couldn't. sounds like my 14 year old cousin lol

    • @Void-ij5wq
      @Void-ij5wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait what?

  • @NateTheNarrator
    @NateTheNarrator 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Darth Sion is like that kid who gets hit but insists he's not out. It's annoying in games and terrifying when you're doing actual battle with someone.

  • @Riftrender
    @Riftrender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those games need a remaster. Or for a single player kotor 3...as much as I enjoyed swtor I would have preferred to not have to have an internet connection for it.

    • @sambridgers9543
      @sambridgers9543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, you have no idea how many times I got mad at being booted off the Flashpoint because of an internet disconnect. And right when I was about done.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

  • @j3680
    @j3680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would’ve kept living as a Sith Lord to discover more of what is unknown

  • @harrisonberkhout1005
    @harrisonberkhout1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love your videos!

    • @gastrointestinalgaming7629
      @gastrointestinalgaming7629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First comment

    • @harrisonberkhout1005
      @harrisonberkhout1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gastrointestinalgaming7629 👀

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad you like them!

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @
      ppllooppyy ppllooppyy Now I'm no expert, but how can you be the first comment if you're replying to someone?

    • @gastrointestinalgaming7629
      @gastrointestinalgaming7629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geetslys i meant like... this was the first comment.... also I really love your videos!

  • @unistealth
    @unistealth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Darth Sion is basically that boss that has 100 health bars and gets stronger each time you empty a bar

  • @WikiHL
    @WikiHL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Too bad he didn't oof Kreia at the start of the game

    • @92HazelMocha
      @92HazelMocha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean he woulda just shown up in the sequel trilogy and axed Rey lol

  • @starstudio8402
    @starstudio8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This reminds me of the reason anakin stayed awake during that whole lava burning scene until sidous came.Apparently anakin was to mad to pass out.

  • @D9Beats
    @D9Beats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just like me. I’m too angry to quit TH-cam haha

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too angry to die? Yeah, he's Scottish alright

  • @thatmuffinman
    @thatmuffinman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay

  • @spagettie1589
    @spagettie1589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes, we kill Jedi
    Oh no! We killed all the Jedi!
    Everyday Sith Lord Problems.

  • @HobGoblin420
    @HobGoblin420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🖤🖤

  • @darthvaderbutbetter
    @darthvaderbutbetter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Satan: It’s time for you to go
    Sion: Nah I’m good
    Satan: You… Don’t have a choice
    Sion: Yeah I do, you wanna know why?
    *Activates lightsaber*
    Satan: Ok, I can wait…

  • @patrickglover7506
    @patrickglover7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Sith Triumvirate would have scared the prequel Jedi council.

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell even banes rule of two era would have been horrified of them

  • @FFA441
    @FFA441 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wanted to die but so mad they refuse to die. Relatable

  • @simonsayswhy9420
    @simonsayswhy9420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy does the 'too angry to die' better than Maul

  • @SephTheHuntress
    @SephTheHuntress ปีที่แล้ว

    Kreia: To have fallen so far and learned nothing, that is your failure.
    Sion: Tell that to Kanjiclub