Can NPCs beat Andre ?

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  • @thunder9236
    @thunder9236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6008

    They're popping in with swords and spells and Andre is just like "These hands will do just fine."

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Except vs Petrus, where he went "The only thing you're worth is my boot heels."

    • @konnsann4669
      @konnsann4669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's brought vanquisher's with him

    • @oneaveragejojofan5768
      @oneaveragejojofan5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He just got the ring from the Company of Champions

    • @Genial_jar4
      @Genial_jar4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His hand the rock
      Lol

    • @Kanakravaatti
      @Kanakravaatti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The ol' reliable one-two

  • @pixelmaster9964
    @pixelmaster9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10295

    Andre’s like a 10 year old kid role playing
    “I cast fireball on you”
    “I dropkick you before it comes out”

    • @RustieAsf
      @RustieAsf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Couldn't have said it better 🤣🤣

    • @soivelisbroke6324
      @soivelisbroke6324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You speaking facts tho

    • @haveltherockjohnson9043
      @haveltherockjohnson9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Based

    • @doghead2273
      @doghead2273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "It just works" (Andre)

    • @FelisInsanisCatfood
      @FelisInsanisCatfood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And if it hits, he's still a blacksmith, a man working with fire all day long. Not to mention that he doesn't need to cast flash sweat.

  • @bobobsen
    @bobobsen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2132

    The Griggs fight was brutal. After magic failed he desperately tried to fend him off with a sword only for it to BOUNCE OFF of Andre's titanite chest. Andre, unfazed, proceeds to break his skull.

    • @JohnDoe-ligma
      @JohnDoe-ligma ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Bro that was an execution. Three punches to the head homeboy was SLEEP

    • @staple_boi
      @staple_boi ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@JohnDoe-ligmabro did you not see the way griggs' head flew back with h each punch that guy ain't sleep he dead af😂

    • @JohnDoe-ligma
      @JohnDoe-ligma ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @staple_boi you right boss lol. Andre got that DAWG in him.

    • @staple_boi
      @staple_boi ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JohnDoe-ligma mf is terrifying🤣

    • @JhonathanDj1003
      @JhonathanDj1003 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      andre be like: you'll need a bigger blade boy

  • @Setteri_
    @Setteri_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3190

    "He's unarmed, this should be quick"
    *Two* *dropkicks* *later*
    "Damn, Andre got hands"

    • @ethancampbell8877
      @ethancampbell8877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Mans got feet

    • @sheepisfortheweak6164
      @sheepisfortheweak6164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "I am sure he uses said hands to dropkick."

    • @giovannicorraliza4393
      @giovannicorraliza4393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      please dont say damn like that. its a curse word

    • @KiyanPocket
      @KiyanPocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@giovannicorraliza4393 DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN

    • @ultrachara2818
      @ultrachara2818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Andre: Oh, gods! Call an ambulance! But not for me!

  • @grubazz4246
    @grubazz4246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7359

    He actually makes weapons so others could have a fighting chance against him

    • @CZ-DELTA
      @CZ-DELTA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Well, they don't stand a chance either with those fancy sword, mace,spear, and spell🗿

    • @SaltandDragons
      @SaltandDragons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Underrated comment.

    • @TheNewKG
      @TheNewKG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I read all the other comments… this one is the best

    • @brn4259
      @brn4259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yhorm is from The sweats of andre

    • @allexhoughton
      @allexhoughton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A true Gigachad.

  • @marschallblucher6197
    @marschallblucher6197 ปีที่แล้ว +2594

    The fact that he has enough Poise to be unfazed by Seigmeyer's Zweihander is absolutely insane.

    • @wildman7220
      @wildman7220 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      It's literally Andre.

    • @marschallblucher6197
      @marschallblucher6197 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      @@Orinslayer I remember using the Zwäihander again O&S, 2 R1s always stagger smough, and Ornstein always staggers.

    • @Uncle_Sasha_no.1
      @Uncle_Sasha_no.1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Что за мод, как скачать, где скачать???? Автор, научи!!!!

    • @Markarashino
      @Markarashino 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Uncle_Sasha_no.1 There is no mod.

    • @Chreed96
      @Chreed96 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@marschallblucher6197I finally played DS1 last month and just remembered enough from my cousin to find zwi. It made the game way too easy. I think O&S took 2 tries, but all others were 1st.

  • @TheCryptidman
    @TheCryptidman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6302

    It's hilarious seeing Andre's massive self fighting sorcerers because it's like
    "Soul arro-"
    "Shut up, nerd."

    • @maliciousbugman
      @maliciousbugman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      ngl it's kinda satisfying seeing magic geeks getting stuffed in lockers like this

    • @maliciousbugman
      @maliciousbugman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-us3ic8sx6x haha Black Knight Sword +5 go bonk

    • @aakarmamtora3470
      @aakarmamtora3470 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Only because of the small area. If there's enough space sorcerers annihilate andre

    • @aakarmamtora3470
      @aakarmamtora3470 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@maliciousbugmanchange the location with a bit more space and watch andre get wrecked

    • @Djstudiosgold
      @Djstudiosgold ปีที่แล้ว +58

      “I cast fist”

  • @theundertuberita2693
    @theundertuberita2693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11729

    Now I seriously think the titanite demon pays the rent to Andre for living so near to him without having his other leg chopped off

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

      Where do you think he gets all the titanite he sells you ?

    • @theundertuberita2693
      @theundertuberita2693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      @@dearcastiel4667 😶I get your point and you're totally right

    • @s8theninjawarrior916
      @s8theninjawarrior916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      @@dearcastiel4667 holy shit... maybe that's the actual implication lol Andre is the monster to that titanite demon, its his pet

    • @farcr8563
      @farcr8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      The titanite demon pays andre in titanite for protection, that must be it

    • @grey.7828
      @grey.7828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This needs to be a video if it isn't already

  • @ashtonkilburn3276
    @ashtonkilburn3276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

    Player: **attacks Andre**
    Andre: I’ve given thee, courtesy, enough…

    • @WaBC9IPa
      @WaBC9IPa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I was looking for this xD

    • @connormac4401
      @connormac4401 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Andre is Godfrey in another timeline

    • @RagingBrachy
      @RagingBrachy ปีที่แล้ว +108

      What Godfrey was doing after he was banished:

    • @MaelPouliquen-lk4my
      @MaelPouliquen-lk4my ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The two chad character in souls game

    • @ChristianKnight-1054
      @ChristianKnight-1054 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@connormac4401 It's the opposite.

  • @Soul93Taker
    @Soul93Taker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5156

    Andre could beat the game himself, he just lets players do it so they can feel useful.

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Imagine how much stronger he'd be if he actually wore armor?

    • @final58fant58
      @final58fant58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Andre got them hands 💪🏽
      True MMA Goat puts niggas with giant swords and spells to shame. “Be like water my friend” - Bruce Lee

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      If andre was just a little bit more aggressive and had the reflexes players have to avoid damage I don't think anyone would even have a chance against him.

    • @ethanmcmoody6087
      @ethanmcmoody6087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@CallMeMimi27 At the same time he already attacks way too fast for how much poise damage he deals. It's like his moveset is designed just to troll evil players.

  • @kikaioshin6700
    @kikaioshin6700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4028

    1:02
    That shockwave did not come from Petrus' miracle, it came from Andre's dropkick

    • @polishambassador9075
      @polishambassador9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      Andre's dropkick IS the Shockwave Miracle. Those puny spells are just but attempts at it's perfection

    • @goldeneyekiller101
      @goldeneyekiller101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@polishambassador9075 Andre was like "Force? ILL SHOW YOU FORCE!"

    • @kylekillgannon
      @kylekillgannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That dropkick to Petrus out of the gate fucking knocked the wind out of ME 🤣

    • @CassidyListon
      @CassidyListon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂

    • @kaplou9716
      @kaplou9716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Shit did sound like bomb going off when his boots connected..

  • @Sku11zDude
    @Sku11zDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    "Sword are the best!"
    "No! magic is!"
    "No! Pyromancy is"
    Andre: *Hey guys today I just got my 50th awestone!*

    • @mausebas
      @mausebas ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It really is a shame how fist/unarmed aren't really a build in any of the games outside of caestus memes

    • @Ghost_gc
      @Ghost_gc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      There was a ring in ds2 that boosted bare fists

    • @седой-х8я
      @седой-х8я 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@mausebasds 2. Vanquisher's Seal.

    • @brenito2092
      @brenito2092 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mausebas its coming

  • @mfchimichanga
    @mfchimichanga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2367

    "Everyone has a spell to cast until they get punched in the face" - Andre

    • @wander1139
      @wander1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i love the animation there heads get rocked back like they got stunned from it

    • @jdmathys1
      @jdmathys1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *spits out my protein shake because fasttwitch muscle fiber is superior
      ...your joke was also ok

    • @ArbonCanal
      @ArbonCanal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH PERFECT!

    • @CosmicCosmo1
      @CosmicCosmo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see what u did there Tyson

    • @maximilianopenaranda967
      @maximilianopenaranda967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Illaoi facts

  • @the_jingo
    @the_jingo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    NPC: "I cast magic missile"
    Andre: "I cast 2 jab and a kick"

  • @LovelyNyx7
    @LovelyNyx7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Love how in the first round with siegmeyer Andre got folded then round 2 he did not stop attacking
    like he remembered the first round like "no way I just lose to a fucking onion"

    • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
      @ZeldaTheSwordsman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Part of that was lucking into getting Siegmeyer slammed against the terrain

    • @CybrosPrime
      @CybrosPrime 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Especially after calling him "Bumbling Sir Onion" in the Undead Parish.

  • @BrotherofAether
    @BrotherofAether 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2734

    "Don't get yourself killed. Neither of us wants to see you go hollow."
    *Kills literally everyone*

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Don't worry. They just got sent back tp their firelink shrines

    • @KkkEaeMen
      @KkkEaeMen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Centre Sight who

    • @KkkEaeMen
      @KkkEaeMen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Asked

    • @parusan_
      @parusan_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Centre Sight thats not even the right quote lol.

    • @Nutty151
      @Nutty151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel like Patches could have beat Andre in a rematch as well. He came damn close during his fight.

  • @naijachan
    @naijachan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3572

    I love how hard Andre tried to kick Lautrec out of the shrine.
    Like all of us did.

    • @trezeboi815
      @trezeboi815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The guy with the golden armor

    • @Crackdoza_lol
      @Crackdoza_lol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I kicked him off first try😂

    • @ValroggTheInvincible
      @ValroggTheInvincible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Lautrec was a tragic figure in my run. We saved each other, we fought together against the Gaping Dragon. He was a friend. But his mission put him in opposition to mine, and so regrettably for the good of Firelink I had to put him down, though I took no pleasure in killing a man with whom I had shed blood.

    • @trezeboi815
      @trezeboi815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Waifu killer

    • @loftwingheropon2743
      @loftwingheropon2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Meanwhile I just slaughtered him in his cage because I knew he was Suspicious.

  • @cjhedberg735
    @cjhedberg735 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Man, that drop kick is the GOAT attack. Huge damage, very little wind up or space needed, comes at you lighting fast and knocks back, even if they're blocking.
    I so wish they would have added something like "Blacksmith's Gloves" as a weapon that gives you Andre's moveset.

  • @spiderchap1857
    @spiderchap1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    Andre opened almost every fight with a monster dropkick and honestly, it was always the right choice.

    • @Crackdoza_lol
      @Crackdoza_lol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Andre does not fuck around, I remember one run I accidentally hit him, immediately got KO’d and restarted

    • @arniepage1662
      @arniepage1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Crackdoza_lol drop kicked you so hard his feet went through the screen and restarted your game for you

    • @TwilitFeather
      @TwilitFeather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When playing Bloody Roar as Yugo it's definitely the right answer. Kicks the enemy straight to their crisis health bar.

    • @akisrivera
      @akisrivera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andre learned from kiryu I’m not suprised

  • @KiryuChad
    @KiryuChad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4024

    Is it just me or just seeing petrus trying to use force and getting his shit wrecked by a drop kick from Andre is the most satisfying thing on earth

    • @JIMT412
      @JIMT412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Every time I see him use I think he feels proud of it, so when his ass gets kicked is god tier satisfaction to see him failed.

    • @Lolidied71
      @Lolidied71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I fucking cackled when he just dropped kicked him. 😂

    • @allexhoughton
      @allexhoughton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It just looked like Petrus was trying to cast something else and Andre kick him so hard it made a shockwave, my man Dragonballed that fat cleric.

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I love how every spellcaster gets straight punched in the face for trying to do silly magics.

    • @kjherrera1289
      @kjherrera1289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I keep watching it so much, here's the time stamp 1:00 so much satisfaction

  • @solidsnake9898
    @solidsnake9898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    At 5:59 Andre legit stopped messing around.
    Dude just straight up became unstoppable 👏

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      he took the one defeat personally

    • @glatykoffi6672
      @glatykoffi6672 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sieg got sabotaged by the wall

    • @qwegol1
      @qwegol1 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i personally dislike the refight
      they shoulda just given it to him
      he already beat everyone and people like patches didn’t get a refight even though they could have beaten him.

    • @Brewster907
      @Brewster907 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s like the last fight between Bane and Batman

    • @user-is9nm4vw8j
      @user-is9nm4vw8j ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That slip tho

  • @FrizzRizzle
    @FrizzRizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    “I don’t wanna fight you Andre”
    “I wouldn’t wanna fight me neither”

  • @Opofake
    @Opofake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3440

    It's like these are but an excuse to watch Petrus get owned by anything and everything

    • @Paethgoat
      @Paethgoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      @BonfireVN can we have a "everyone beats up Petrus" compilation next?

    • @MemeSurreal
      @MemeSurreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Paethgoat I like the idea!

    • @yuritrasimaco5201
      @yuritrasimaco5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Paethgoat Yeah, I vote for that

    • @JTruong3rd
      @JTruong3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Paethgoat yes I like that idea.

    • @fabi3790
      @fabi3790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Man the fool didn't even damage Andre
      Typical Miracle build

  • @lazyinsight5614
    @lazyinsight5614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I never aggro'ed Andre, so seeing that dropkick for the first time was mesmerizing.

    • @juncheok8579
      @juncheok8579 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Same, today I found out some of the chained ogre attacks from sekiro came from andre

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I figured they just animated a Andre model,didn't realize until later it was really him

  • @federicobellavista634
    @federicobellavista634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    Logan: "I am the most powerful sorcerer in Lordran, old man!"
    Andre: "What kind of idiot brings spells to a fistfight?"
    *proceeds to punch him into DS3*

    • @thrin7991
      @thrin7991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Logan: "Rematch with spell, in biggest arena! - What idiot throws the wizard down in a fight vs fist fighter 3 feet away?

    • @federicobellavista634
      @federicobellavista634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Let's not forget that there are quite the few options for close ranged fights for a mage.
      Crystal weapon, White Dragon Breath, Homing Crystal Soulmass (and all of these are in Logan's possession)

    • @trielt1
      @trielt1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@federicobellavista634 How is White Dragon Breath an option for close ranged combat? It takes ages to cast.

    • @federicobellavista634
      @federicobellavista634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@trielt1 Not with the proper rings, which technically, lore wise, he should own.
      But apart from this, White Dragon Breath is for sure not a long range cast, since it has shitty range.
      You could say it can be used in middle range, but the slow travel speed of the cast together with the fact that it has 0 tracking and a pretty small hitbox make it really easy to kite and evade.
      Close range is where it's most viable, assuming you can shorten the cast time.

    • @trielt1
      @trielt1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@federicobellavista634 I'm genuinely confused here. Which DS1 rings reduce cast time? I'm aware that DEX can increase casting speed, but I don't remember any rings that do that.
      I personally see WDB as a PVE mid-to-long range spell. It has roughly the reach and damage of a Soul Spear, but 5 times the uses (or over twice the uses for half the slots). But it takes a *long* time to cast.

  • @sephi7ac
    @sephi7ac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    Andre: "This game rated M for Mature, but these hands rated E for Everyone."

    • @Esidarrae
      @Esidarrae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmfao

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Patches: Bloody hell

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn’t dark souls rated T? If it’s M that’s kinda surprisingly unnecessary

    • @IamAlleycat
      @IamAlleycat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@StudioMod Dark souls II is rated T. Dark souls I and Dark souls III are rated M. Don’t know why.

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@IamAlleycat Probably because DS2 has almost no blood (or no blood at all?)

  • @tapioca8436
    @tapioca8436 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Incredibly funny that a weaponsmith is an expert in unarmed combat.

    • @bigboi7817
      @bigboi7817 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is he taking pity on our weak cqc?

  • @Zulmoka
    @Zulmoka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    Andre, showing us how a true unarmed build should be.

    • @mazenyousry257
      @mazenyousry257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Boxing and dropkicks

    • @Squidward_000
      @Squidward_000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the real Rocky this man

    • @austinmoe4865
      @austinmoe4865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      These hands rated E for Everyone

    • @Gbhmagic
      @Gbhmagic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah. The other guys just dont seem to dodge or use anything effectively

    • @cadestockman5731
      @cadestockman5731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was always sad dark souls one didn’t have learnable unarmed moves similar to andre’s drop kick. Kinda like how you can learn the ranger takedown from Andy in new vegas for helping him

  • @primalforlorn
    @primalforlorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Fun fact: Andre is the only npc in the entire franchise who knows how to punch properly , while everyone else does weird haymakers.

    • @PandaKnight368
      @PandaKnight368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That's why he does some much damage

    • @TheBigR02
      @TheBigR02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah I was expecting to see some dumbass hooks I'm so accustomed to from DS3, but no, he moves like a boxer aswell with his hopping in place.

    • @leoback5065
      @leoback5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, i'd actually be willing to call Andre's jabs the best move in the entire game.
      They're so efficient.

    • @PandaKnight368
      @PandaKnight368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@leoback5065 Yea they waste no movements or energy just quick damaging jabs that pretty deck anyone

    • @TheBigR02
      @TheBigR02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PandaKnight368 definitely, absolutely jaw breakers he's got.

  • @dillasoul2228
    @dillasoul2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The way griggs took those punches was legendary, his spine was broken twice and he dies standing as if his neck was intact

  • @GenEric1305
    @GenEric1305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    “You lot may ’ave weapon n’ spells, but I ‘ave these fuckin’ hands.”
    -Andre

    • @serronserron1320
      @serronserron1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yep

    • @KaarisonFord
      @KaarisonFord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "And feet to dropkick you to death."

    • @cyberdiver7076
      @cyberdiver7076 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *GUNS*

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "You lot may 'ave weapons n' spells, but these muscle aren't just for show." -Andre of Astora, shortly before starting a fight and promptly drop kicking his opponent

    • @daedricjedi2480
      @daedricjedi2480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this in an accent 😂

  • @HamHamPangPangEnjoyer
    @HamHamPangPangEnjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    "I saw fourteen million, six hundred and five alternate futures."
    "And how many did the NPCs win?"
    "One."

  • @ryanlastname3039
    @ryanlastname3039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    What I've learned: drop kicking someone in the face is clearly the best way to start a fight.

    • @JShe-wy1yg
      @JShe-wy1yg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not in real life.........quickest way to get you shit kicked in 😂😂😂😂
      Unless your Bruce Lee 😮

  • @ASmartCuttlefish
    @ASmartCuttlefish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Floats like a butterfly, kicks like mule, swords might hit but the smith will still rule.

  • @kirbykain9697
    @kirbykain9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Patches having such a close fight is a testament to how 'Unbreakable' he is.
    Siegmeyer definitely deserved a 'best 2 out of 3'.

    • @Rosielx
      @Rosielx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Patches and Andre are supposed to exist in a different plane of existence such that they survive until DS3

    • @FellingDragons
      @FellingDragons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Rosielx In darksouls 1 and 2 there is actually 3 different onion knights Siegmeyer, Sieglinde, & Siegward of Catarina two of them die sadly. However you can make their deaths mean something with your actions by helping them.

    • @Rosielx
      @Rosielx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@FellingDragons Siegward is my favorite, he is a beast in combat as he could easily single-handle lord of cinder Yhorm

    • @jonesjones6279
      @jonesjones6279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FellingDragons You mean 1 and 3 right?

    • @logancade342
      @logancade342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Patches cheated somehow... I just know it...

  • @DoomerNavajo7
    @DoomerNavajo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1:01
    Damn Andre literally rocked petrus shit with that dropkick made me laugh so fucking hard

  • @aiasfree
    @aiasfree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    Siegmeyer's a beast. Only dude capable of killing Andre, even if he did lose the rematch.

    • @MattTheMan2708
      @MattTheMan2708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      I definitely think Patches could've won if he actually tried after the first few seconds. The dude took off half of Andre's health straight away and his shield was even capable of withstanding his attacks (not sure about the dropkick, though).
      It's a shame his AI went into full-on passive mode after that. If he attacked at 4:17 instead of running straight at Andre like an idiot, he would've taken the win for sure.

    • @HorkPorkler
      @HorkPorkler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Spoiled, thanks

    • @angelvecchio1335
      @angelvecchio1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Andre is a beast fighting with his bare hands.

    • @yuritrasimaco5201
      @yuritrasimaco5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      @@HorkPorkler well, the lesson today is "see the damn video first if you care about spoilers" lol

    • @Macaulyn_97
      @Macaulyn_97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@HorkPorkler Wow! There are spoilers about the video in the comments of that video!

  • @esist7681
    @esist7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Felt like Andre was playing Tekken and everyone else was trapped in the DS universe.

    • @SwogFrog
      @SwogFrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Complete with weapon swings dinking into walls and getting hit with a 180% stamina consuming combo

    • @Channel-jh1zw
      @Channel-jh1zw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Andre vs Heihachi I want to see that fight.

    • @Aerolithe13
      @Aerolithe13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andre has got steve's 1,2 punches alongside king's downback 4

    • @xenocross6597
      @xenocross6597 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He absolutely was. Even have Siegmeyer the wall combo treatment

  • @diosdadolumbi3425
    @diosdadolumbi3425 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    6:27 bro thinks he’s walter white

  • @CodyCantSwim
    @CodyCantSwim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Andre: "catch these-"
    Npc: "hands! Yes yes I already know.",
    Andre: *drop kicks*

    • @williamgeorge3111
      @williamgeorge3111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      " *_CATCH THESE LEGS_* "

    • @EpicFace9
      @EpicFace9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Andre: ...feet, I was going to say feet

  • @konradgeisheimer543
    @konradgeisheimer543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    I love that you place every npc in a unique way cause it looks really cool

  • @Djstudiosgold
    @Djstudiosgold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Seeing Petrus use force on him only for Andre to no sell it with a dropkick is the most hilarious and satisfying thing I’ve ever seen

  • @guythasawesome
    @guythasawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Casters: "I cast homing soul arrow! I cast force!"
    Andre: "I cast *fist* "

    • @LiquidSpider
      @LiquidSpider 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/ujSjxpTB0fY/w-d-xo.html

    • @OtomostheCrazy
      @OtomostheCrazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one cleric: I cast heal! …Uh…Why didn’t I heal?

    • @LanceKairan
      @LanceKairan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OtomostheCrazy Eh, more like: "I cast Regenerate! Ah, crap, too slow..."

  • @Jonakreuz
    @Jonakreuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    5:57 a 12 hit combo, this man is a beast

    • @eeyore84
      @eeyore84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This mans doin STRANGS

    • @Supurofu
      @Supurofu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      He also performed a frame perfect dodge

    • @dylndaviln3091
      @dylndaviln3091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Put him in tekken already

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He got that frame 4

    • @malfolin
      @malfolin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      13 if we count dropkick

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Prithee, be careful, don't want to see my work squandered."
    *Proceeds to fuck all of your shit up himself*

  • @karikora8279
    @karikora8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Love how he drop kicked that nerd trying to use force. "Got your *force* right here nerd!"

    • @YeOldeMachina
      @YeOldeMachina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I dunno why, but I lost my shit when I read this. Hilarious

    • @Quillwell
      @Quillwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@YeOldeMachina
      Petrus: "Force!"
      Andre; "FEET!"

    • @YeOldeMachina
      @YeOldeMachina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Quillwell
      Devs: what should Blacksmith Andre use as a weapon?
      Miyazaki: feEt

    • @bettywhite2694
      @bettywhite2694 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      NEEEEEERD!!!

  • @voodoominerman
    @voodoominerman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I feel like the fight with the crow is one of those "beat up this random car" stages in fighting games

  • @KitsuneYojimbo
    @KitsuneYojimbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Snuggly was like "Fists not warm, fists not soft!" while flying off.

  • @gurbo8734
    @gurbo8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    I love how not only does Andre tower over everyone, but he also drop kicks them into oblivion.

    • @protip9727
      @protip9727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he's got them yeet feet

  • @elhuevo7274
    @elhuevo7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Arndre just deletes most of their health with his fists alone.

    • @cflam1
      @cflam1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and finish them off with the dropkick😍

  • @RIISK04
    @RIISK04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love that Petrus dying is the most replayed part.

  • @CosmicCosmo1
    @CosmicCosmo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Andre's physics are so strange in this Dark Souls world. Definately seems like he was designed for some wrestling game project that was abandoned and then repurposed here

    • @uberbyte7467
      @uberbyte7467 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Andre was meant to serve a much different role in the game before he was turned into the weapon smith,
      If you notice, he's the only character in the game who moves his mouth while talking, that's no oversight. He was meant to be the guy the whole story was centered around, and the one who'd help guide you in the story WAY early in development. However he's role kept shrinking more and more until eventually he was barely the same character. The statues that look like him are another asset that was created and reused in the final game.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@uberbyte7467Apparently something similar happened to Priscilla, hence she's the only boss with dialogue besides Gwyndolin. In the game's files, she is called "Heroine". Presumably her "Lifehunter" ability was intended to be used as the levelling up mechanic, as she can consume souls, which are lifeforce. Clearly this role was absorbed into the bonfire's functions. It is interesting that they compromised the two ideas for Elden Ring, by having Melina appear at Sites of Grace to upgrade the player.

    • @uberbyte7467
      @uberbyte7467 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Jupiter__001_ to add to this; according to the game director, the painted world was the first area ever made for dark souls, but they didn't know where to fit it into the world, but wanted to keep it, the phalanx enemy that is from the center of the area is also taken from demon's souls, depsite being redisned, they function very smilairly between games.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@uberbyte7467 Cool. I think it worked pretty well, since it (the phalanx) looks like people who have been smeared together due to the degradation of the painting. The crow people also look like they are people who have been smudged and overlapped with a crow over the centuries.

    • @Kagezawa
      @Kagezawa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Jupiter__001_They really took the best of their past games and threw it into the ring. Did you like having a waifu that increases your body level? Take it. Don't you like returning to base every time you level up? Now your waifu travels with you.
      And they also brought back the dual weapon mechanic. I really wanted to have it in Dark Souls 3, I love holding weapons in both hands.
      Also, that soap thing was really funny.
      The only bad thing was the almost identical dungeons and repetitive bosses. And also the water dance of Maleniya. This looks fine for Sekiro, but for Ellen Ring's roll mechanic it's a strange decision(And in order to dodge, you need to feel that she wants to start the animation and escape in time. Or take advantage of the auto-aim vulnerability and run around her

  • @thedaronxx3171
    @thedaronxx3171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    WHY AM I DYING FROM LAUGHTER FROM SEEING HIM JUST DROP KICKING EVERYONE

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Dropkicks are hilarious! Thats 70% of why I love Dying Light 1. You can dropkick zombies for several feet even kick them flying off rooftops! Doing it with a friend is an experience full of hard laughter and fun.

    • @DHM91
      @DHM91 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Simple minds

    • @dank2804
      @dank2804 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@DHM91Now, now, no need to be condescending...
      Laughing at more things may help with that chip on your shoulder.

  • @Miss_Zoey00
    @Miss_Zoey00 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Laurentius' POV must be hilarious. Imagine thinking "I got him!" after hitting him with a puff of flame only to see his fist come crashing towards you through the fire

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Everyone's talking about how Andre just bullies everyone in this event with his hands, no one even mentions that giant crow NOPE's off like "Yeah, I'm not doing this mang."

    • @flamerollerx01
      @flamerollerx01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The crow is wise. He who can fight, but chooses not to is wisest.

  • @TheCreepercrusader
    @TheCreepercrusader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    NPCs: Wait...? What's going on?
    ANDRE: WELCOME TO THE THUNDER DOME!!!!!

    • @dimlightbulb10
      @dimlightbulb10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cmon, Carl. We should all be beyond thunderdome at this point.

  • @aal834
    @aal834 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The fact that patches actually got so close is kinda hilarious

  • @SwindoMMT
    @SwindoMMT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Really showing off the power of the Dark Soles right there.

    • @nostromo3523
      @nostromo3523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this should have more likes

    • @ali12pro.
      @ali12pro. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dark soles ....

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ali12pro. Soles like your feet, it's a pun... yano, cause he keeps drop kicking everyone.

    • @wildman7220
      @wildman7220 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It already has a decent amount of likes.@@nostromo3523

    • @FriteVerte
      @FriteVerte 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      HAHAHAH

  • @Karina-winsmore
    @Karina-winsmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    There is something incredibly satisfying about Andre interrupting sorcerers by punching them in the face repeadetly.

  • @milkman2040
    @milkman2040 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When you realize during development, he was originally associated with Gwyn.

  • @ahuatltelicza7874
    @ahuatltelicza7874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    1:43 see that expert footwork and timing along with his intercepting jab and cross? dude is a MMA champ.

    • @er7776
      @er7776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      When is are we gonna dropkicks in mma?
      MAKE IT HAPPEN DANA

  • @jameshall5431
    @jameshall5431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Watching Andre dodge and counter Griggs magic, to the point where he panicked and just pulled a knife AND still lost was so funny to me.

  • @Taylor-wt9ud
    @Taylor-wt9ud ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The only man who can stand even with Andre is Siegmyer. This is so fucking fire.

  • @The_Artimaton
    @The_Artimaton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "Never mess with a man that has been working as a blacksmith for his entire life"
    -Every Dark souls veterans.

  • @CleaverCrusader1987
    @CleaverCrusader1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I can't get over the fact that Andre can kill a man in plate armor with 3 drop kicks and a left hook

  • @RonanJellyfish
    @RonanJellyfish 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The crow was like “Hell Nah, I ain’t fighting you”

  • @coreansic2.046
    @coreansic2.046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I like how Andre is the only one of these NPCs that has his own unique animations

    • @darkmoonfox5275
      @darkmoonfox5275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chester…

    • @coreansic2.046
      @coreansic2.046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@darkmoonfox5275 yes you are correct.. let’s say only main game friendly npc

    • @cozybones4644
      @cozybones4644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was so butthurt when he didn’t start dropkicking me in Ds3

  • @gwingcommander
    @gwingcommander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Andre sees your sorcery, your miracles, and weapons -- and he raises you THESE HANDS

    • @dexter_yours_truly
      @dexter_yours_truly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "It looks like you subscribed to my ~ *onlyhands* ~"
      -Andre, probably

  • @BarsusDraco
    @BarsusDraco 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Griggs: "I cast my mirac-"
    Andre: "I cast two straight jabs and a hook to your jaw!"

  • @couchmaster3773
    @couchmaster3773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    My favorite is Andre against Ingward. Dude just walks up to him, tanks through a spell and beats the tar outta him. Granted, that's every fight against spellcasters, but I feel like it really shines in that one.

    • @Tallzom
      @Tallzom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s cuz he fucking edgewalked over instead of a mad dash

    • @apashehab5026
      @apashehab5026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He really said “shut up nerd”

  • @abdeljaliil3676
    @abdeljaliil3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Being Petrus is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment. We know he obviously can't win but I would wager he wouldn't even be able to bring any NPC to half-health.

    • @dexter_yours_truly
      @dexter_yours_truly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His dmg is pathetic so yes. Itd be a miracle for him to kill anything thats not at most a hollow.

    • @spectyyy
      @spectyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dexter_yours_truly unfortunately, he doesn't know any good miracles at all.

    • @dexter_yours_truly
      @dexter_yours_truly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@spectyyy nice one. Have a like

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would possibly only win against reah, not saying much she doesn't even get a weapon

    • @raulthetorchic7324
      @raulthetorchic7324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Any thorulund is embarrasing

  • @archdiangelo7930
    @archdiangelo7930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Don't you dare go hollow... BECAUSE I'VE GOT YOU FOR *THREE MINUTES"*

  • @Felix.Fictus
    @Felix.Fictus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    man it becomes really obvious when you see him fight that Andre is NOT a standard NPC like the others. he has a custom moddle and moveset that makes him more like an enemy type than a player character.

    • @johnjones4529
      @johnjones4529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      interestingly enough if you use a enemy randomizer he appears in the spawn pool as an enemy so he is programmed to be an enemy but he is set to a idle pose like the giant smith but becomes an enemy spawn when attacked

    • @coolpenguin5355
      @coolpenguin5355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I heard that he was originally intended to be another gywn's son or something. Not really sure so don't quote me on that

    • @33link333
      @33link333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@coolpenguin5355 In the early stages that was true, but they appear to have changed their minds on it early on in development.
      I think it was from an art book and or interview that the info comes from.

    • @Tallzom
      @Tallzom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fucking moddle

    • @memedumpster3684
      @memedumpster3684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tallzom 😂

  • @adonisyach
    @adonisyach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    2:45 Andre absolutely humiliates Nico after he loses by kicking him in the nuts, pretending to back away, and then kicks his face with a drop kick!

  • @doomed89
    @doomed89 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Patches and Siegmeyer were like the only ones where it was even close. I was kinda surprised how well the crestfallen guy did compared to the rest.

  • @Raito73
    @Raito73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Andre : "I need a rematch ! wall, give me strength !"
    Wall : "okay"
    Siegmeyer : "That's not fair"

    • @h.7862
      @h.7862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he dodged the attack either way

    • @h.7862
      @h.7862 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The ultimate, one and only TH-cam cooking channel dodges in dark souls are not about getting out of the way bro

    • @h.7862
      @h.7862 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The ultimate, one and only TH-cam cooking channel bro watch the earloer fights, andres i frames last for a really long time, you can compare the different clips frame by frame and easily tell that he dodged it

  • @TP-mb9rn
    @TP-mb9rn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    2:09 Andre learnt the ways of dodging spells like a player, instead of just rolling down some random cliff. This actually scares me.

  • @yikesmanchokay6706
    @yikesmanchokay6706 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:09 is nobody gonna talk about how andre kicked lautrec in the balls

    • @HeartOfHallownest
      @HeartOfHallownest ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the drop kick cause he did that to a lot of them

    • @yikesmanchokay6706
      @yikesmanchokay6706 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeartOfHallownest no the kick directly in the testicles

    • @HeartOfHallownest
      @HeartOfHallownest ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yikesmanchokay6706 oh that. Yep I saw that

    • @yikesmanchokay6706
      @yikesmanchokay6706 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeartOfHallownest good

  • @deathhawk300
    @deathhawk300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    Let’s be honest, Logan and Patches could win with good RNG.

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Andre still wins even if they have good rng's, andre can counter their rng's with his better rng's...

    • @modtyrant1784
      @modtyrant1784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@imjonathan6745 Award for every stupid anime argument starter ever, goes too. lol jk

    • @AutistikWaldo
      @AutistikWaldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      You're not wrong, I decided to try this myself and patches wins 40% of the time while Logan is a bit more complicated, pre dukes archive he only won 20% of the time while post archives I decided to test more thoroughly since he won the first 10 fights. Out of 65 fights Andre won twice.

    • @xrom7151
      @xrom7151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@AutistikWaldo
      I feel Lautrec didn't get a fair fight here too. Maybe out of 10 fights he'd win more or maybe if here were given a larger arena instead

    • @baitornot4697
      @baitornot4697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Any npc could with good rng

  • @BigBastion623
    @BigBastion623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    2:30 5:13 That triple quick combo jab at Nico’s head and Logan’s head was priceless

  • @TheTophatNoob
    @TheTophatNoob 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    HE FUCKING DEFLECTED THE ZWEIHANDER WITH HIS UNBREAKABLE CHEST HOLY SHIT 5:57

  • @Tork15
    @Tork15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    You done Siegmeyer dirty, he deserves a rematch! They had a stalemate, so as far as I'm concerned Siegmeyer is the only one he hasn't beaten yet. Onionbros 4 life 🌰

    • @matthewbutler9093
      @matthewbutler9093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Nah they shouldn’t have even had a rematch, siegmeyer beat him, no one else got second tries. So as far as I’m concerned siegmeyer won.

    • @Yadadameanfool
      @Yadadameanfool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@matthewbutler9093 ill say if andre doesnt corner combo him he is fucked

    • @maxhitikos
      @maxhitikos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah, Andre is like Mayweather or Jon Jones, first fight may be close, next time you getting outclassed

    • @flamerollerx01
      @flamerollerx01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Um, excuse me, but the crow did not lose! It takes true wisdom to avoid a fight.

    • @alienxnick1787
      @alienxnick1787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      U gotta admit Andre at the end there looking kinda like a player controlled character

  • @tal-tail1960
    @tal-tail1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I love how Andre just says "get that shit out of here" and straight up drop kicks anyone casting spells or kicks them in the stomach

  • @NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClown
    @NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClown หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact that he has his own unique moveset is very interesting. I like that he fights like a boxer but has a sick dropkick, and he's quick for a guy his size.

  • @orangenoun7148
    @orangenoun7148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Me this entire video
    “Do the drop kick, do the drop kick…”

    • @danghostman2814
      @danghostman2814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mecceldorf Beowulf! Beowulf!

    • @phaZonJJ27
      @phaZonJJ27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danghostman2814 “275 pounds of FOLDED STEEL and SEX APPEAL”

  • @goatlover6312
    @goatlover6312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Andre once between ds1 and ds3 visited a place called Majula where he set up a rock that allowed anyone who proved themselves worthy to learn a fraction of his punching skills. Today it’s knows as the champions covenant.

    • @Helixneek
      @Helixneek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The extra stats that the enemies get in the covenant is just the preliminary to being his disciple

  • @ludzallen954
    @ludzallen954 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:00 "That aint force. THIS is force"

  • @ladymsoaps
    @ladymsoaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Watching petrus get wasted by Andre, best thing ever!!

    • @aplive58
      @aplive58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best is still Petrus vs. the giant mushroom.

    • @ladymsoaps
      @ladymsoaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aplive58 yes!!!!!!!

  • @RedaiRmal
    @RedaiRmal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love that the dropkick can trigger that special block animation, usually saved for blocking a very large creatures attack. Lol

  • @danielparigi6462
    @danielparigi6462 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wouldn't be amazing to have all the characters in the main bonfire? It would be comforting.

  • @SerLagsalot
    @SerLagsalot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I expected Siegmeyer's win. The fact that Crestfallen, Vince, and Nico did as well as they did was a surprise to me

    • @mariusastrupclausen7888
      @mariusastrupclausen7888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “I may be Crestfallen but I am not defenceless you rascal!”

  • @Mark-mu4pj
    @Mark-mu4pj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The Crow was like, Na I'm done flying away now lol

    • @R083R7O
      @R083R7O 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He saw the massacre and said fuck this shit I'm out

  • @kingofcapy3291
    @kingofcapy3291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    POV you just squandered Andre’s work

  • @thejuggernautxhunter7665
    @thejuggernautxhunter7665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Everyone: 'Full armor, weapons and magic'
    Andre : "imma drop you like i dropped your grandmas pantaloons"

  • @thatyellowfellow
    @thatyellowfellow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    2:09
    Griggs: "I am a mage and a scholar; words are my weapon and knowledge is my strength!"
    2:13
    Andre: "Taste my boot"
    Griggs: "Fam fuck this i'm about to show you what i learned in prison and on the streets!"

    • @Roanan.
      @Roanan. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andre: "Catch these hands!"

    • @yeezybsfl7554
      @yeezybsfl7554 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Each punch just saying "not. Charp. Enough."

  • @Eurico_el_grande
    @Eurico_el_grande 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:46 my grandpa telling me how he used to hunt witches and warlocks in the mountains in his youth

  • @ultimagus8086
    @ultimagus8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    it brings me some happiness that patches did pretty damn well against him. and great joy that siegmeyer was his greatest foe, and even more that andre learned to counter UGswords.

  • @smoog4542
    @smoog4542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I never realized how wide Andre is

  • @MajorHavok66
    @MajorHavok66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Punch the way out of a flame ball to the face and drop kick through a heavy attack. That’s our Andre

  • @SplishySploshy
    @SplishySploshy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Love how Pretrus attempts Force and Andre literally dropkicks right through it. Justice.