Can Dr Bright Defeat Billionaire Jeff Bezos?

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  • @YourRich-Friend
    @YourRich-Friend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    Dr Clef was so loyal to his gun, he didn’t even try to use the Amazon guns.

    • @nicktwolf
      @nicktwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He couldn't even use a gun from wish if he wanted to.

    • @sebneedstherapy
      @sebneedstherapy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nicktwolf owning a gun doesn't mean you gotta use it yknow

    • @nicktwolf
      @nicktwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sebneedstherapy Had to edit, should have said wish. Was joking about the quality of some of their stuff.

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I plead allegance to my gun do dah do dah

    • @DreamBreaker1996
      @DreamBreaker1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he respects remy, also sorry i disliked by accident then fixed it.

  • @markgallagher1790
    @markgallagher1790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2219

    The sequel we didn't deserve, but the one we needed

    • @sawyerlogon7666
      @sawyerlogon7666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Indeed

    • @yeeticustd2256
      @yeeticustd2256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No being deserves this beauty

    • @alexanderwhite5374
      @alexanderwhite5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bro this is pretty much metal gear rising/solid

    • @ThatDigitalArtistOnline
      @ThatDigitalArtistOnline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me wondering how jack comes into the fight looking like a stick figure takes on a buff CEO trying to kill an immortal:

    • @psicodisaster4468
      @psicodisaster4468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait, sequel??
      Where's the first part??

  • @skelly9842
    @skelly9842 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    This isn't a SCP story, this is Metal Gear Rising.

    • @nicholashsu2866
      @nicholashsu2866 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Indeed

    • @DiJazzHound
      @DiJazzHound ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Still a better love story than Twilight

    • @loveskngm31hstsdaily1
      @loveskngm31hstsdaily1 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@DiJazzHound wait what

    • @mr_riter
      @mr_riter ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No, its real life, I swear, its the only thing i know for real

    • @us_SCP_FOUNDATION
      @us_SCP_FOUNDATION ปีที่แล้ว +18

      we do not run this channel
      what can we say lol

  • @566gg4
    @566gg4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    It would have been funny if Bright captured Bezoz and labelled him an SCP to "study him". Bright might have gotten his Epic Battle Royale he's been wanting.

    • @nicktwolf
      @nicktwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Imagine a beefed up Jeff against Able.

    • @britishperson1
      @britishperson1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      joke scp 687 rich useless guy in containment

    • @BackroomsDatabase
      @BackroomsDatabase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But...
      Their battle was legendary...

    • @masterpeace3643
      @masterpeace3643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like 2 keywords in the database should've been enough.

    • @ethervagabond
      @ethervagabond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is what should've happened. Letting him go was a terrible idea. But, SCP has always been pretty morally dubious.

  • @stacyk123
    @stacyk123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    The only thing that's missing is Abel showing up and throughly enjoying himself fighting with everyone.

    • @fallenpaint4494
      @fallenpaint4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I am almost disappointed.

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@fallenpaint4494 i am dissapointed able wasent in this story he would be able to fight the whole amazon army

    • @unknownerror8060
      @unknownerror8060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@adad87821 lol able

    • @anunkownuncontainedscp590
      @anunkownuncontainedscp590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i think he would like that

    • @moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112
      @moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      even when Jeff Bezos is a worthy opponent for Abel to fight

  • @soldierofgodrick3037
    @soldierofgodrick3037 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I greatly appreciate all of the MGRR references, like Bezos saying: “Nanomachines Son”, “It has to be this way” and the variation of “Were making the mother of all omelettes”

    • @Orchestra033
      @Orchestra033 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And the fact that Jack brights name is Jack like in mgrr is amazing

    • @jackcausey1449
      @jackcausey1449 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      dr Bright: how are you so powerful
      Jeff Bezos: ocea violations son!

    • @REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4
      @REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is dis THE NEW MGRR DLC REAL??? XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @Quincy_THO
      @Quincy_THO ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This Nanomachines Got me Rolling on floor

    • @MursuGuy
      @MursuGuy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4 bro i wish

  • @codyrobinson385
    @codyrobinson385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    Clef pulled an absolute power move with SCP-096. Probably my favorite researcher out of the bunch purely because of the loose cannon, buckshot slinging shenanigans, only further reinforced by the fact that if command knew he had a picture of 096 in his pocket at all times they'd lose their heads.

    • @seth8121
      @seth8121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, I forgot he had that picture.

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's definitely a Clef move.

    • @manic_8620
      @manic_8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr. Clef is more insane and unhinged than bright, the difference? He know how to hide and restrain it better.

    • @RaoaRahaga
      @RaoaRahaga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i came looking for this, i forgot he carried a picture 0.o how does it never accidently look at it when getting his wallet out though ?

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@RaoaRahaga He is just that skilled, some say that his skill to necer see it is anomalous

  • @whimbur
    @whimbur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I actually really like the idea of jeff bezos being the mortal enemy of the scp foundation

    • @ashlirabid9614
      @ashlirabid9614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed.

    • @soldierofgodrick3037
      @soldierofgodrick3037 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And also being Senator Armstrong

    • @Highlander48
      @Highlander48 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Correction jeff BOZO

    • @bill5627
      @bill5627 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Highlander48W based

    • @Zurround
      @Zurround ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder how he would have done in a fight against either Major Alexi Beletrov or Ferdinand the Cannibal, both super human and durable.

  • @lennysela2092
    @lennysela2092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    10:12 sure it is beyond dangerous to keep an image of scp-096´s face in your pocket, but that move from klef was literally 9000 IQ

    • @mooc422
      @mooc422 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah

    • @Phoenix-i5f
      @Phoenix-i5f ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He thought that it could be useful if this ever happened
      (Not Amazon specifically,but a hostile invader)

    • @andiederenthal4895
      @andiederenthal4895 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      im extremely late but it's clef i think

    • @CoolDude21-t800
      @CoolDude21-t800 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "9000 IQ" more like... 987million IQ!!!

  • @frog_man_ree
    @frog_man_ree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    The most unrealistic part of this is that bezos is paying his soldiers enough to actually do it

    • @Therevengeforget
      @Therevengeforget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I think it's more like "We'll die anyways so who the hell cares?" kind of deal than being loyal

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ironic unrealistic part. There were people to hire. There were reports that Amazon had pretty much hired 90% of the earth's population. Maybe overexaggerating. But I doubt there is enough to hire an army.

    • @TrueLadyEvilChan
      @TrueLadyEvilChan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Therevengeforget They're probably preferring to die than serve as Amazon workers

    • @Bulgar_Akuma666
      @Bulgar_Akuma666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Therevengeforget Jeff Bezos Is Like Senator Armstrong on Steroids, And thats kind of Cursed considering i think he Copied Senator armstrong's Words

    • @neodelta5882
      @neodelta5882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it would be more likely to have jeff bezos use superhero moves and be jacked

  • @666Vampirefromhell
    @666Vampirefromhell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    FINALLY! THE SEQUEL WE WERE ALL TRULY WAITING FOR!
    I don't care if it's just a parody of MGR, it's still epic.

    • @loganator3565
      @loganator3565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Whats better is Dr Bright's name being Jack in all this, making the MGR lines fit all the better in this

    • @amandahawkins7096
      @amandahawkins7096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YESSSSS

    • @swaim6995
      @swaim6995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It is indeed very epic, and the amount of refference and scps they placed in was amazing, it was actually very smart of clef to pull out a copy of 096's face to kill the amazon guards. Just one small problem does he always carry that with him !!

    • @rickdiaz427
      @rickdiaz427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dr. Bright as Raiden/Jack. SCP 682 as blade wolf. Dr Clef as Samuel.

    • @loganator3565
      @loganator3565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rickdiaz427 And Jeff Bezos as Senator Armstrong

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “It has to be this way, Jack!” I loved this.

  • @swimmingmide
    @swimmingmide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I always imagined the Chainsaw Cannon was a repeater, shooting several chainsaws in a row before being reloaded, or acting like a minigun that shot chainsaws.

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wiah that was the case here. I might modify it to be belt fed who knows

    • @AkariXUns
      @AkariXUns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bro what if it was a shotgun or a sniper rifle

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AkariXUns how about shotgun sniper minigun canon of chainsaws?

    • @arcqx9676
      @arcqx9676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe you’re thinking of the Gatling Gun?

    • @mpjohnd1234
      @mpjohnd1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      to be fair its a chain saw *cannon*
      not a chain saw asalte rifle

  • @baconlando4569
    @baconlando4569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    This needs to continue. As bizarre as it is, Dr bright’s adventures make for great storytelling

    • @kenconnelly773
      @kenconnelly773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bezos reveals his augmented muscles.
      Dr. Bright: “it’s over 9000!”

    • @michapiasta3072
      @michapiasta3072 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dr bright's bizzare adventure.

    • @pikadragon2783
      @pikadragon2783 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michapiasta3072 Dr. Bright actually gets killed by the arrow that gives Stands, but he has infinite trys.

    • @nerysghemor5781
      @nerysghemor5781 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately because Dr. Bright's creator is a huge abusive dickhole and got himself justifiably banned from the SCP Foundation, that won't be happening in any official capacity. Some people are even renaming/reimagining him. Personally I'm keeping the name and his original backstory but yeah, my version (and hey, the SCP Foundation is a multiverse under Creative Commons so I can do whatever the hell I want) has (Opinions* on people like his creator.

    • @CoolDude21-t800
      @CoolDude21-t800 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES, I agree!

  • @duttashree
    @duttashree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Ok Dr clef was a genius with that 096 clutch, this is the first time I am proud of every scp worker and Scp including 682, 173, 049, 096, 343, 999, 106 and even more. The way Dr bright had the butlers bell too, very impressive story. I absolutely love it.

    • @MrPeanut10000
      @MrPeanut10000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man spoiled the video

    • @duttashree
      @duttashree ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MrPeanut10000 This is why you don't look at the comments of the video. Comments are literally made to talk about the video they are in.

    • @MrPeanut10000
      @MrPeanut10000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@duttashree i did not read most of the part tho

    • @joffreybaratheon4904
      @joffreybaratheon4904 ปีที่แล้ว

      106 didn’t really do anything to defend.. he dragged a few Amazon goons into his pocket dimension for some sadistic fun

    • @Derivitave
      @Derivitave ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@MrPeanut10000Why💀

  • @dod4041
    @dod4041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    A lot of the people in the scp community really hate the “content farm” of scp animations, especially when it’s using stuff like popular internet memes. But I really love this, it’s cool to just see people mush multiverse stuff together and bring this stuff to life. Thank you for doing some of the good work.

    • @_reign_027
      @_reign_027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeahh, it's very stupid and funny and i'm here for it

    • @clauday6467
      @clauday6467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don't hate the content itself I just hate how it overshadow normal high quality animator, they're now never appreciated in the community and the scp community is now just spoiled and expect normal animator to pump out content fast

    • @_reign_027
      @_reign_027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@clauday6467 Valid point

  • @larrydavis9851
    @larrydavis9851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Fun facts:
    The Remington 11-87 IS Anton Chighur's weapon of choice in the movie 'No Country For Old Men' but the movie is set in 1980, and the 11-87 hadn't been invented yet.
    Also, doctor Clef's favorite shotgun is a gas operated, semi-auto shotgun, not a pump action.

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tell that Cleff

    • @codybohyer1107
      @codybohyer1107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And I don't care if clef is anonymous or not there's no way he could grab it by the barrel after sending dozens or perhaps hundreds of rounds through it.

    • @CoolDude21-t800
      @CoolDude21-t800 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "You diden't have to cut me off!*fight back, back* you need a love-"

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Seeing the anomalies getting their products was heartwarming. But him pulling out a picture of scp 096 made me really laugh loudly.

  • @maxgalaxykid7309
    @maxgalaxykid7309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Senator Armstrong: (looks at Jeff Bezos) "Not a bad caricature, son"
    Raiden: (looks at Jack Bright) "You've got to be kidding me..."

    • @legion4022
      @legion4022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought the same thing

    • @frazzianimations9027
      @frazzianimations9027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The two chads and two soy boys

    • @gustavofring6644
      @gustavofring6644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can't believe Jeff Bezos is Senator Armstrong😂

    • @DergyQT
      @DergyQT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @The_Wires
      @The_Wires 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @mgnsleon44
    @mgnsleon44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I'm just waiting on him to drop a "Nanomachines, son"
    Edit: EVERFUCKING MIND, ARE YOU KIDDING

    • @ordek5751
      @ordek5751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i was waiting that too lmao

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Heck jeff even dropped a "im making the mother of All omelettes son, cant fret over every egg"

    • @Microwave_l0rd
      @Microwave_l0rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They harden is response to physical trauma

  • @felictyafton9456
    @felictyafton9456 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Jeff Bezos may have thought he prepared for everything, but nothing can prepare a man for Dr Clef and Dr Bright working together.

    • @redjd8557
      @redjd8557 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      nothing can prepare for that

    • @whatmemes1064
      @whatmemes1064 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh no.

    • @Arith_the_avali
      @Arith_the_avali ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dear, 343

    • @offering9255
      @offering9255 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or against each other

    • @mjazz4344
      @mjazz4344 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If it was a normal day that would be terrifying

  • @rawaa774
    @rawaa774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    17:55
    “You can’t beat me!”
    “I know but he can”
    *Clef with the nerfing gun*

    • @maximeleninja4029
      @maximeleninja4029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dr Bright : Can someone nerf Jeff Bezos, he's too OP
      *The game devloppers :*

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The nerfing gun is op

    • @mylesmichel9108
      @mylesmichel9108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@razorwolf2758 not that much
      It still can't deal with 682 lmao

    • @DogManWes2790
      @DogManWes2790 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mylesmichel9108 it's SCP-682 tho

  • @NewYorxer
    @NewYorxer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Hunter(the narrator): how many mgrr refrances do you want?
    SCP explained: yes

  • @IndianaBones0080
    @IndianaBones0080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Deeds kick Jeff in the groin.” “Of course sir.” Wow that’s funny, nice bright!

  • @republicofgamers9842
    @republicofgamers9842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    MTF Nu-7: What's going on and do we need to use nukes?
    Dr. Bright: AMAZON INCIDENT.
    Nu-7: Ill take that as a code word for a broken masquerade scenario and deploy the nukes.

    • @badpiggs
      @badpiggs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nuuuuuu! XD

    • @jontonie9700
      @jontonie9700 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tau-5: *makes Jeff no longer exists*

    • @republicofgamers9842
      @republicofgamers9842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Episode 3: Jeff Bezos vs the power of a 50 megaton thermonuclear hydrogen warhead

    • @EminemMusicReal
      @EminemMusicReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NANOMACHINES, SON THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA. YOU CANT HURT ME JACK.

  • @WhimWearsBlue
    @WhimWearsBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I just realized why they chose *Jack* Bright for this

    • @jotarosans7540
      @jotarosans7540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He looks like he is trying to fret over every egg, something impossible if you wanna make the mother of all omelettes

    • @thebruh7687
      @thebruh7687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No it’s because brights first name is jack and so is raidens

    • @PerryKobalt
      @PerryKobalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thebruh7687 plus Jeff Bezos Armstrong would be a perfect candidate for a Senator

    • @benjaminfromcanadakanada3948
      @benjaminfromcanadakanada3948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Metal gear solid 100%

    • @k.kharles11037
      @k.kharles11037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      making the mother of all omelettes here jack, can't fret over ever egg

  • @leolovett1823
    @leolovett1823 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK" - Senator Seff Bermstrong

  • @nicolasburbano1705
    @nicolasburbano1705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I have to say that is probably one of my most favorite SCP Explained-Story & Animation videos that I've seen so far. I can't wait to see who else people will have The SCP Foundation go against next.

    • @X3rO.Inkwell
      @X3rO.Inkwell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am not permitted to reveal what or who is in the next cross-experimentation

  • @BackroomsDatabase
    @BackroomsDatabase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Things Doctor Bright IS allowed to do at the SCP Foundation:
    Doctor Bright is allowed to repeatedly kick the chained down and incarcerated Jeff Bezos in the *[REDACTED]*

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The basement thats where he is kept. If ya wanna do a raiden sam cone on in

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a pistol still wait for some target practice, SO FUCKIN DONT MIND IF I DO

    • @ALT0_768
      @ALT0_768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a_singular_nugget ooo yess

    • @drstone46
      @drstone46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@a_singular_nugget you are a legendary man bright.

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drstone46 no need to thank me

  • @DogManWes2790
    @DogManWes2790 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    17:55 Missed opportunity to use the meme "you can't defeat me" "I know but he can" **INSERT THING HERE**

  • @Shidyk
    @Shidyk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    This is possibly the Most Ridiculous, Most Maddening, Most Chaotic tale ever made by Dr. Bright...
    And we love it! XD

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Standing here i realise that he was as anomalous as me

    • @SRWOtaku
      @SRWOtaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@a_singular_nugget lol, I definitely want to see what the other anomalies and you gotten from Amazon for free. And also if the O5 Council forgave you for this whole mess in the end

    • @thefogiscomingthefogiscome
      @thefogiscomingthefogiscome 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nigga be in MGR

  • @redlion-paladin4609
    @redlion-paladin4609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    People: "Endgame was the most ambitious crossover ever"
    SCP fans: "Are you sure about that?"

  • @thatlastsam5234
    @thatlastsam5234 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Standing here
    I realize
    You are just like me
    Trying to make history
    But who's to judge
    The right from wrong
    When our guard is down
    I think we'll both agree
    That violence breeds violence
    But in the end it has to be this way!!!

    • @soldierofgodrick3037
      @soldierofgodrick3037 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I carve my own path
      You follow your wrath
      But maybe we’re both the same
      The world has turned
      And so many have burned
      But nobody is to blame
      Yet staring across this barren wasted land
      I feel new life will be born beneath the bloodstained sand!
      Beneath the bloodstained sand!

    • @The_Real_SmolOrTem
      @The_Real_SmolOrTem ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@soldierofgodrick3037 **Victory music end**

    • @vibraniumpotato6493
      @vibraniumpotato6493 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @*Miracle* it's about MGR

    • @SpecterXeo
      @SpecterXeo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vibraniumpotato6493 THE FEW SIGMA LEGENDS THAT FINISHED THE GAME

  • @azraelimmortal972
    @azraelimmortal972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Honestly, the most believable thing about this story is Jeff Bezos having connections with MC&D
    Still an amazing story, and we all know this won't just be a wishlist from the SCPs after all this
    There's more thats gonna happen

  • @giovannizampieri8846
    @giovannizampieri8846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Standing here, Jack realizes, Jeff was just like him, trying to make history

  • @Kpracn0va
    @Kpracn0va ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:29 682 really said “Surprise, B*tch!”
    Edit: when you think about it, Jack actually did the foundation a favor. Jeff would have invaded anyways.

  • @sanek_1648
    @sanek_1648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I love how every bit bezos is in is basically just the armstrong fight
    Please make another video of this lol

    • @gandalf_-_white2159
      @gandalf_-_white2159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just about to say this

    • @Sewibl
      @Sewibl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep, Jack Vs Some rich guy

    • @LuckyPhenixTV
      @LuckyPhenixTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If I remember correctly, Maxor called Armstrong "Buff Bezos" in one of his videos

    • @Cl-2048
      @Cl-2048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Nanomachines, son."

    • @DergyQT
      @DergyQT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

  • @John-Smith02
    @John-Smith02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    10:32 holy shit, Dr. Cleff is incredibly lucky to have a picture of the Shy Guy in his wallet and had the quick thinking to show them. 😂

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's Clef we're talking about 😂

    • @mooc422
      @mooc422 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amandapanda5087 yeah its kelf we are talking about

    • @jordanmarrie8515
      @jordanmarrie8515 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why the heck does he have that in there!

    • @mooc422
      @mooc422 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jordanmarrie8515 just In case someone annoys him

    • @alexthepressurewasher13000
      @alexthepressurewasher13000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jordanmarrie8515it’s Dr clef what do you expect?

  • @vivieneochavillo1438
    @vivieneochavillo1438 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    dang, how tf did i not know that jeff was secretly venom?

    • @mooc422
      @mooc422 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Dr.C.Shadow
      @Dr.C.Shadow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah dude... He's actually Senator Armstrong.

  • @StrifeGamingTV
    @StrifeGamingTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    This was an epic story, and I would like to see more. Especially if they acknowledged the win and showed Bezos personally ensuring every item is delivered without issue.

  • @katoarin1575
    @katoarin1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Bezoz: Making the mother of all omeletes here Jack,Can't fret over every egg

  • @smashingstargamer
    @smashingstargamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Man I'd love to see a part 3 with more anomalies

  • @mushroomninja68
    @mushroomninja68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Not expecting Dr. Clef working with Dr. Bright and not getting into an argument
    looing forward for the next video
    This brings the Metal Gear vibe with the nano tech Bazoz have

    • @fiery_gamerz
      @fiery_gamerz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also DR Clef working with Dr Jack is probably a reference to Jetstream Sam giving Jack his sword to defeat Senator Armstrong after he died

  • @luriothelucario250
    @luriothelucario250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I like how Cleft could use any other gun on the floor from the many dead Amazon soldiers but just decided not to.

    • @achairstudios8730
      @achairstudios8730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He would never cheat on his dear Remington like that

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also why would he use those obsolete guns

  • @DogManWes2790
    @DogManWes2790 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    16:47 I still can't get over how he says *"the specter"*

    • @alexthepressurewasher13000
      @alexthepressurewasher13000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He has to because it’s a cognitohazard

    • @DogManWes2790
      @DogManWes2790 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alexthepressurewasher13000 oooOOoohh thanks

  • @tabicat.puccino7425
    @tabicat.puccino7425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’m glad that Jack tried to give the scp the things they wanted

  • @nicktwolf
    @nicktwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Yes, yes, yes we need more videos on this one. It's Dr. Bright, you should make them. Also, gotta love Clef in this one and how he handled things. The Tickle Monster was so cute with the way he handled the Amazon soldiers and the Old Man has a way with knives I must say.

  • @_l0unce_
    @_l0unce_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dr.Bright: An immortal scientist
    VS
    Jeff Bezos: *Literally just Senator Armstrong*

  • @Kagalei
    @Kagalei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I want to see the disciplinary meeting for this. The O5 counsel getting on to Jack for the large Amazon orders that lead to the invasion and Clef's for carrying a picture of Shy Guy around all the time.

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They would acknowledge Dr. Bright had a good idea just horrible execution. Still correctional action must be taken

  • @jotarosans7540
    @jotarosans7540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "We are delivering the mother of orders here, Jack! Can't get everything in a discount!"

    • @DergyQT
      @DergyQT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @DergyQT
      @DergyQT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nano machines sun

  • @thedmedina
    @thedmedina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Oh my God this genuinely filled me with happiness whenever another scp came on screen

    • @kevinmccalister4602
      @kevinmccalister4602 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorites were when they trapped themselves with 049, the swamp one and the plushie, and then Cleff and the shy guy!
      I laughed so hard 😆

  • @limebloodedleviathan
    @limebloodedleviathan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I'm a simple fan. I see Dr bright, I click.

    • @SpiderboyAndCat
      @SpiderboyAndCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

    • @O-11
      @O-11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At this point, That might be his new Anomalus Ability

    • @JBG222
      @JBG222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When there’s a Jack Bright, there is a click.

    • @MrsSheep-oq4pi
      @MrsSheep-oq4pi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same✋

    • @kostakonomi
      @kostakonomi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be honest a prefer the in character jack than admin bright after all he is kicked from the scp web site

  • @ThrillSeeker3524
    @ThrillSeeker3524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    It would take the full might of the SCP Foundation to even dent the impenetrable network of Amazon

    • @cheesenuggets9339
      @cheesenuggets9339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or the release of photos of the shy guy in every shipment box

    • @waluigisyoutubeacount8956
      @waluigisyoutubeacount8956 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      or just nuke the amazon army or just release 682

    • @NightmareRex6
      @NightmareRex6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      makes sense cosniderign amazon was created by CIA and powerfulls ecret organizations like th eSCP foudnation. UN = GOC SCP-009-J - human GOC want to kill ALL SCP INCLUDING scp-009-j

    • @sawyerlogon7666
      @sawyerlogon7666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ture once turning a hurricane i got my package on time

    • @CosmicalCar
      @CosmicalCar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True lol

  • @jotarosans7540
    @jotarosans7540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:29
    a happy face 096 is the most cursed thing ive seen today and that says a lot
    "lets brutally murder some people :D"

  • @SuperLegolover23
    @SuperLegolover23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This was amazing. This is why y’all are one of the best SCP channels.

  • @antithely1081
    @antithely1081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Isn't the SCP foundation technically superior to Amazon on every possible way

    • @Blurgorlb
      @Blurgorlb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Even more ethically ambiguous!

    • @casuals.3.19
      @casuals.3.19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You known Jeff besos isn’t human

    • @maximeleninja4029
      @maximeleninja4029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah.
      As SCP explained said, the guards of the SCP foundation are actually well better trained than the amazon soldiers.
      Without talking about the anomalies it contains, and its Mobile Task Forces, which are one of the most well trained soldiers of the Foundation.
      And yeah, Jeff couldn't take over the 05 council, because they have the strongest mobile task force (the red right hands) at their hand.

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      look dummy, they are pretty even, didn´t you see it in this video

    • @ThatDigitalArtistOnline
      @ThatDigitalArtistOnline 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turns out he was dumb, I wouldn't take on jack bright, I'd go straight to whoever had the most power and kill them then take over and worry about him later

  • @kenconnelly773
    @kenconnelly773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dr. Clef’s 096 picture was brilliant tactic

  • @SCP-1715.
    @SCP-1715. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    It's shocking I can't tell if Dr Bright is lying about the story because I could see Bright getting into this situation

    • @Alguien_random_aqui
      @Alguien_random_aqui ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In my opinión It was Jack lying cuz, I don't think Jeff bezos would be the máster of doing references to senator armstrong

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Alguien_random_aqui tbf bezos likes to watch shows ,so much that he bought one just so that it dosent get cancelled

  • @Alguien_random_aqui
    @Alguien_random_aqui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    17:19 Top 10 most Epic fights in anime, ive just realized that the bezos of this video is literally doing a giant reference to senator armstrong

    • @odettefahy4568
      @odettefahy4568 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How did you not immediately figure that out

    • @Alguien_random_aqui
      @Alguien_random_aqui ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@odettefahy4568 I hadn't played mgr:r before watching the video for the first time

    • @odettefahy4568
      @odettefahy4568 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Alguien_random_aqui but the dna of the soul

  • @dummy_1457
    @dummy_1457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "How had he gotten all this anomalous power?" Nanomachines, son! Also when did Jeff invest in military?

  • @Random_Gamer-sh6pf
    @Random_Gamer-sh6pf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    * inhales *
    Standing here, i realize
    You're just like me, using an anomaly
    The Specter's to judge, the right from wrong
    But when our guard is down, i think we'll both agree
    That violence, breed violence
    But in the end it has to be this waaay
    We contain anomalies, you abuse employees
    But maybe we're both the same
    Our adress revealed, and so many fates sealed
    And Bezos is to blame
    Yet staring across this barren wasted site
    I feel new deals could be born, from Jeff Bezos' friiiiight
    From Jeff Bezos' friiiiight

    • @ronalpoly1752
      @ronalpoly1752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sauce: MGR: Amazon
      Song: Jeff’s stand

    • @RobertDaMonke88
      @RobertDaMonke88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Well if it isn’t anomalous jack.”

    • @SCP-38I2
      @SCP-38I2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS

    • @MelonRosd
      @MelonRosd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thinking the same thing I am

    • @Monke1640
      @Monke1640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The unemployed masses, they can not make the the bills be paid.

  • @ineedserotonin.8130
    @ineedserotonin.8130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    What amazes me is the amount of detail thats in these despite how simple they are. Very cool.
    Also the SCPs, those are very cool as well.

  • @TheHandleGuy42
    @TheHandleGuy42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Shipping the mother of all packages Jack, Can't fret over every delivery!" -Senator Bezos

  • @cynanczajka-hughes9959
    @cynanczajka-hughes9959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that Jeff just knocked out the hard to destroy reptile with his hands
    Does this remind anyone of beauty and the beast or is it just me

  • @ItsDesca
    @ItsDesca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Dr bright and dr clef are super cool!! You should do content on other scp doctors too, like Dr Iceberg, Kondraki, Glass, etc- I think that would be super neat to see more guys there :))

  • @Sniper_Bird_real
    @Sniper_Bird_real ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pretty sure if we let Bright have all his “Bright can do this” rules down he probably would win

  • @keebzez
    @keebzez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    As soon as I heard him say Jack I knew you guys were going for a Senator Armstrong reference.
    The "Nano-machines son" line confirmed my suspicions, well done!

    • @a_monkey_hater
      @a_monkey_hater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAUCY JACK

    • @a_monkey_hater
      @a_monkey_hater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL CORPORATE OMELETTES JACK

    • @ronalpoly1752
      @ronalpoly1752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a_monkey_hater CANT FRET OVER EVERY PARCEL

    • @georgeraviable
      @georgeraviable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Revengeance

    • @buttergaming7366
      @buttergaming7366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr, Brights name is: Doctor Jack Bright but still you could tell it was coming.

  • @kodathecarno7225
    @kodathecarno7225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The best part was that the anomalies got their amazon packages.

  • @Project.tubby2125
    @Project.tubby2125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My MGR:R days really hit me in this video, truly a sequel we needed

  • @genocydr
    @genocydr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:31 scp 096 casually smiling

  • @sirfishthe2st734
    @sirfishthe2st734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I am so happy to see that sequel
    The best part was this line of 3:34 : “nano machines son” Iwas hoping to hear that and it happened

  • @blueberrypie4484
    @blueberrypie4484 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:44 I love how all this chaotic things happening and we get to know that scp 811 got the blobfish plushy she wanted

  • @DawnDianaDIYandStuff
    @DawnDianaDIYandStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the only time when Dr. Bright's crazy weapons come in handy, and the only time when I'm glad that Dr. Clef is mental when it comes to his shotgun, carrying a photo of the Shy Guy in his wallet, and using the Nerving Gun for good instead of evil.

  • @kinlaw7220
    @kinlaw7220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:53
    “Nanomachines, son! You can’t hurt me Jack!”

  • @KuyaHandyKap
    @KuyaHandyKap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    one of the funniest SCP series I've watched! 😂

  • @cinnamaricat
    @cinnamaricat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    here we see dr. bright and dr. clef demonstrating why they're my favorite researchers lmao

  • @yissibiiyte
    @yissibiiyte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:42 who's bright idea was it to put a camera in 096's cell and record him?

    • @mgnsleon44
      @mgnsleon44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think you just answered your own question 💀

    • @hodayfa000h
      @hodayfa000h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well surely dr bright

    • @GamerBros4
      @GamerBros4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here's The Funny Part Dr Bright Did It

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Bright* idea. There's the answer right there.

  • @King-of-memes465
    @King-of-memes465 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The scene when 682 appeared, was badass

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Cleff and Bright never seem to be on the same page, but when the Foundation is threatened, damn those two whoop ass

  • @mynormalaccount2643
    @mynormalaccount2643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This was easily gonna be a win for the SCP foundation, even if site 19 was captured and all anomalies were moved or neutralised that were in the facility, there is still so many other SCPs,, and Foundation sites.

  • @ichbinlustig3896
    @ichbinlustig3896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The amount of Metal Gear references are truly hilarious! Great job!

  • @gameringchannel5156
    @gameringchannel5156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Kick... Jeff in the groin..."
    "Of course, sir."

  • @szabosandor8783
    @szabosandor8783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "The hapless immortal tried his best to punch and kick the augmented CEO, but all it did was make Bezos laugh."
    "You can't hurt me, Jack!", Bezos roared.

  • @AarohSarnaik
    @AarohSarnaik ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:59 the mtf which fainted made me laugh!!!!

  • @masteredultrainstinctlucar1239
    @masteredultrainstinctlucar1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    19:45 yes, not even going to let you finish.

  • @AngelArcher17
    @AngelArcher17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    17:11 Bezos should have said “ITS AN OBLIGATION!”

  • @JayDawg76
    @JayDawg76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn’t know I needed to hear Jeff Bezos spout Senator Armstrongs lines, but boy am I glad I did.

  • @kitsunekage1313
    @kitsunekage1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm all for any dr bright content

    • @JBG222
      @JBG222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @deathloopgamer8872
    @deathloopgamer8872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This whole week has been hell for me so thank you very much for this sequel!!!! Good or bad days I always look forward to your new releases daily.

  • @DogManWes2790
    @DogManWes2790 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:25 I was confused by what Dr clef was doing and then they said "a distant screaming" and then I realized I said: ohohoho

  • @gamingvampireking1704
    @gamingvampireking1704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I never thought about it before but somehow it makes total sense that Dr cleft would just have a picture of the shy guy at all times

  • @Mu91c14n
    @Mu91c14n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Um, do you really need to ask? Of course, we want more SCP stories like this! Now that the Foundation is getting anything they want from Amazon free of charge, you know they're using it to their advantage. Like, maybe Dr. Clef getting SCP-166 something nice? You know: from father to daughter.

  • @blakeburton5732
    @blakeburton5732 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    18:23 my guy hit the “🤨” face!

    • @SCP
      @SCP  หลายเดือนก่อน

      hahaha

  • @tomasbm4423
    @tomasbm4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    10:44
    Thank you, i think i speak for all of us when i say we can now sleep peacefully.

  • @TheParadoxical
    @TheParadoxical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I find it funny how Jeff Bezos has muscles. It's so damn funny for no reason.

    • @gel0079
      @gel0079 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s suspiciously sounds like senator Armstrong cuz they said bezos injected nano machines into himself

    • @SpiderboyAndCat
      @SpiderboyAndCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @breakfast.431
      @breakfast.431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeff buff

    • @The_Hunta62
      @The_Hunta62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Buff bezos

    • @lancebird6675
      @lancebird6675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nanomachines son!

  • @Minos_Gaming6969
    @Minos_Gaming6969 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jeff Bezoz turned into Senator Armstrong

  • @abategameryt8553
    @abategameryt8553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    12:47 and Dr.Bright standed there and realized he was just like him, trying to make history

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @laddaleangthong2684
      @laddaleangthong2684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But who's to judge
      The right from wrong

    • @Josephi_Krakowski
      @Josephi_Krakowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@laddaleangthong2684I think we'll both agree
      That violence breeds violence
      But in the end it has to be this way

  • @eandlbloodflower6765
    @eandlbloodflower6765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Don't you see Jack? I became an anomaly so I can contain all anomalies! We're the same Jack, you and I, so why don't you join me? Whaddya say?"
    "Guess I was wrong about you Bezos. You're not greedy. You're Hanged King insane!"
    "WHAAAAAT?!"

    • @DergyQT
      @DergyQT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nano-machines son

    • @VladimirChibuckov
      @VladimirChibuckov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MAKING THE SCP OF ALL ANOMALIES HERE, JACK, CANT CONTAIN EVERY ANOMALY!

  • @kyzer_0397siss
    @kyzer_0397siss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Senator. Arm Strong: NANOMACHINE SON
    Sam: LET'S DANCE

  • @johnturner7952
    @johnturner7952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    After the events of the Amazon incident, Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to order ANYTHING online.