Ghost of Tsushima | Girlfriend Reviews

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  • @enda19
    @enda19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3886

    "It's not a headband, its a haiku!"
    "Okay, what do you get for writing a haiku?"
    "..........a headband...."

    • @aphillyate1
      @aphillyate1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that cracked me up! Follow That Bird should be a subtitle.

    • @sepg5084
      @sepg5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I too, watched the vid.

    • @TheSkullConfernece
      @TheSkullConfernece 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sepg5084 me too!!! I watched this video! Would you like me to also type some notable quote from the vid? 😁

    • @jahimjauh-hey5653
      @jahimjauh-hey5653 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was gonna say inner peace but yeah a headband too.

  • @zeroapplause
    @zeroapplause 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5479

    How dare you forget the most important part about this game: giving foxes headpats. The rest of the story can wait, I need to pet more foxes.

    • @hunterbuns
      @hunterbuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      The title shot as you burst into a field of yellow flowers was the moment I thought "this might be my favorite game yet." But I still wasn't sure.
      Then I did my first shrine of Inari, and the moment I realized I could pet the fox I knew this was objectively the best game ever made.

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You can only pet them in more open shrine spaces. Every time I was led to an enclosed shrine those foxes always turned into another statue.

    • @socaldayve
      @socaldayve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hol' up a minute. I can pet foxes in this game?!?!? (Insert 'shut up and take my money' GIF here) 😁😁😁

    • @jeffk.9075
      @jeffk.9075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@benwasserman8223 sometimes for instance if there is a cliff you have to climb down the fox will be waiting for you at the top to get its head pats, i.e. the Golden Temple inari shrine

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The game is basically "Fox Petting Simulator" with a side of tragic(?) plot.

  • @mxviii
    @mxviii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2658

    "Jin, Your mother is the bird in the sky. Your father is the wind at your back" - Yuriko. This game is literally just your parents nagging you.

    • @reiakari
      @reiakari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      When my sneaky/stealth killing spree triggered a thunderstorm I thought "Daddy's not mad, Jin. He's just disappointed."

    • @ricflair8498
      @ricflair8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Understand that the earth revolves

    • @jordinhocharles
      @jordinhocharles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💀💀💀

    • @calderarecords
      @calderarecords 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @mxviii "Only a child expects perfection of his elders" ~ Sensei Sadanobu Ishikawa

    • @mxviii
      @mxviii 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@willow_2312 supernatural and spirituality are different things.

  • @ametsunami4070
    @ametsunami4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2631

    Don’t be sad, Joel is fine, look at these leaves, it’s samurai time.

    • @oldking7480
      @oldking7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cool poem bro.

    • @ariel-y-e-m
      @ariel-y-e-m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Geralt of Trivia Lmao I love this comment

    • @ryanbarham8464
      @ryanbarham8464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Do not be sad, Joel
      Is fine. Look at the leaves here.
      It's samurai time.

    • @ttime441
      @ttime441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Geralt of Trivia 😂 nice one

    • @pipeanp
      @pipeanp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What color headband do we get for this haiku?

  • @skajwjejx
    @skajwjejx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    After playing Ghost of Tsushima, I decided to start taking Kendo, Iaido, and Kenjutsu classes. I will admit, it was stupid to get into a martial art after playing a video game. However, I realise that this is something I should have started doing a while ago. I really enjoy it and it has helped me a lot!

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same! I can't enroll in classes because of Covid, but I plan to do at least Kendo as soon as I can!

    • @skajwjejx
      @skajwjejx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@raimarulightning oh wow. Update since then. I’m very comfortable with classes and I have my own real katana

    • @mr.cranker8086
      @mr.cranker8086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@skajwjejx we’ll call you in case mongols invade us again. Lol

    • @tengkuarsya3895
      @tengkuarsya3895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@skajwjejx definetely will be on the first line of defense

    • @DiscoFinalBoss
      @DiscoFinalBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It might seem stupid but I’m definitely taking up those classes as soon as it is possible.

  • @jackbarman7063
    @jackbarman7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    Ghost of Tsushima
    Gold birds leading us astray
    Numerous headbands.

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

    • @0_plusultra17
      @0_plusultra17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Underrated comment.

    • @DaveandhisDeathbeanie
      @DaveandhisDeathbeanie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Hey Jin, look at this.
      A hat with moss all over it."
      Said the Golden Bird

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      _Through the fog of war_
      _The wind calls upon our path_
      _Must climb this Shrine first_

    • @FrazySting
      @FrazySting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Good good, now you all get a headband.

  • @davidferreira1112
    @davidferreira1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7107

    Girlfriend Reviews became my real life "Hol up a minute"

  • @thebrowniebro4150
    @thebrowniebro4150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2781

    Shelby: Nooooo, you can’t just follow every animal on the island during the Mongol invasion!!!
    Matt: haha, bird go tweet

    • @imkwitehungree6399
      @imkwitehungree6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@AxxLAfriku neither your mother nor your sister count as girlfriends dude

    • @Jorge-pg4uc
      @Jorge-pg4uc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Headband machine go tweet

    • @Twigg4075
      @Twigg4075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have zero interest in the Animal Crossing games, but doesn't Shelby get distracted by every little thing in those games?

    • @cactustactics
      @cactustactics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Twigg4075 that is the game tho

    • @Twigg4075
      @Twigg4075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cactustactics No. it's a completely reductive way to describe the game. You could do the same thing for every game, especially open world ones.

  • @tophlovr
    @tophlovr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    “While you were farting into a couch for 30 years“
    I feel attacked.

  • @Shirodragoon
    @Shirodragoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    My fiancee encouraged me to follow every fox, gold bird and firefly I saw. I wanted to do quests and get armor. She wanted me to get pretty colored katana sets and pet foxes. By the end of the game I had only 1 record scroll left to find. I made this game the second Platinum trophy I ever got because the game is very enjoyable, and just begs you to complete it. My fiancee plans to buy a copy for her PS4 so we can play the co op DLC together.

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3612

    Ubisoft is probably kicking themselves for not making a Japanese Assassin’s Creed when they had the chance

    • @KillahMate
      @KillahMate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      Not really, I think. Ubisoft aren't dumb - a Japanese AC has probably been their most requested game over the last 10 years. But I recall that in some interview a Ubisoft producer said that they intentionally pick places and times that haven't been explored before, and there's like half a billion samurai games. For most if not all AC games, there isn't a single other game that's set in those times and places, and that's all intentional.

    • @judygambel2801
      @judygambel2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@KillahMate well i hope they visit it someday and i do love exploring ancient greek so i cant wait for valhalla

    • @redhairshank19
      @redhairshank19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yep that's also what I think , Japanese AC has been one of the most requested by the fans, now we have Ghost O.T. If they do a AC Japan I think they should do a Ninja setting which will be more appropriate to AC series and bring back the Stealthy/Assasinate missions.

    • @NeverduskX
      @NeverduskX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      They probably could still do an Assassin's Creed in Japan. It would probably be focused more on civilian ninjas instead of trained, honorable samurai. That said - they'd have to make it feel pretty unique now that Tsushima's out.

    • @Grimdawn95
      @Grimdawn95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@KillahMate there's not very "good" samurai games though. Rather a select few.

  • @PuffySofty
    @PuffySofty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2110

    Hesitation is defeat. I did not hesitate to click on this video.

    • @aihsonavais769
      @aihsonavais769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Screw you of reminding me of how long i spent on that getting the plat for that game

    • @mostafaahmedibrahim2541
      @mostafaahmedibrahim2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wayy to quote sekiro

    • @williamschrader9717
      @williamschrader9717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Hesitation is defeat". Proceeds to test this idea by pulling out a gun.

    • @shirohaythem447
      @shirohaythem447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ah shit

    • @RantKid
      @RantKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but you edited it. must have been some hesitation.

  • @cowboy_dogg2124
    @cowboy_dogg2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    The fact that you called him a Disney princess for always having animals show up made me laugh so hard

    • @C2Alcatraz
      @C2Alcatraz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you have 69 upvotes, I don't wanna ruin it...

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, where's the lie....

    • @rosswg7589
      @rosswg7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pizza passta, same here 😂 i have tears down my face!

    • @nilsjonsson4446
      @nilsjonsson4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Followed up by the mask and dialogue, and Ugandan Knuckles bird... It’s the high point of my week!

  • @GibbyTheBeard
    @GibbyTheBeard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "Golden bird... some say they know every secret on this island..."
    "I WILL SHOW YOU DE WAE"
    I'm deceased

    • @LeahBarbour
      @LeahBarbour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I've rewatched this video a few times now and it get's me every time!!! 😂😂😂

    • @josephopoku194
      @josephopoku194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Waa looking for this comment

    • @MartinPurathur
      @MartinPurathur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @guyzero3212
    @guyzero3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    remember the Chinese proverb:
    "If you are homeless,
    buy a home."

    • @sweetrain9482
      @sweetrain9482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -Tik Tok Thot, 2019...ish?

    • @bellissimo4520
      @bellissimo4520 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am stunned by the sheer wisdom of this... and also its relevance to the video topic!

  • @georgebibu461
    @georgebibu461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I'm not even gonna lie
    "Follow that bird" looks like something I would pre-order.

    • @samuelesquivel6202
      @samuelesquivel6202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that bird it's selling out babyyyy!!!

    • @razorsfury6519
      @razorsfury6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      South Park already thought of that game. It's called Heroin Hero. Just follow the pink dragon ;)

  • @iNoScopedMLK
    @iNoScopedMLK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Holy shit I think I nearly coughed up a lung from laughing so hard on that Disney princess edit.

    • @Taima
      @Taima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Goddamn I wish I found things that funny

    • @RyanxDunn
      @RyanxDunn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I know that was all priceless... Especially considering the "show you dah weh" was used effectively after months

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gf.... she is as princess as it is...

    • @scotthimel3650
      @scotthimel3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So good!!!

    • @DarkSol16
      @DarkSol16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      'I will show you da wae'

  • @danielschreiner9342
    @danielschreiner9342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    I laughed really hard at the “I will show you de way” bird and the “Batman animated series” spoof. You guys are the best. Awesome video.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Ghost of Tsushima:
    Jin tries to regain his hon-
    Oh, hey, look, a bird."

  • @fineblanket
    @fineblanket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Don't be sad, Joel is fine. Look at these leaves, its samurai time!"

  • @Blackfire264
    @Blackfire264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    1:55
    "Please don't be sad, Joel is fine
    Look at these leaves, it's samurai time"
    dead

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was perfect!

    • @mlsdreavusjargon6910
      @mlsdreavusjargon6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, I had to pause it and watch that bit again, funniest Girlfriend Reviews moment I’ve seen in ages.
      Also the One Punch Man bit was great too, lots of great bits in this episode.

    • @Nemesis_T-Type
      @Nemesis_T-Type 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So is joel

    • @janette499
      @janette499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I was brushing my teeth I chokedd😂😂

  • @dyeustitan
    @dyeustitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    "Or whatever drugs kojima was boofing" WHERE IS THE LIEEEE

    • @boooozeed
      @boooozeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank god for those drugs.

    • @Spiders_Gaming
      @Spiders_Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      boof synchronicity

    • @sansnom5269
      @sansnom5269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he was drunk by his ego mixed with tons of Monster
      a dangerous drug indeed....

    • @thewanderingartists
      @thewanderingartists 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want him to double the dosage and give us a new game xD

    • @n124ajdx
      @n124ajdx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So excited for the next Kojima game, especially if it was a horror game (maybe finally well get the Silent Hill)

  • @andresc2489
    @andresc2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    That edit of Jin as Batman from the animated series was just wonderful.

  • @nickharris5231
    @nickharris5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "while you farted into a couch for 30 years, these dudes studied the blade" 🤣

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I bet you 'these dudes' can't make a mean 4 cheese sauce! I win!

  • @infinitybelt
    @infinitybelt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Yea this is definitely a better game to play than to watch. I imagine the birds, foxes, shrines, haikuu, and hot springs wore on you after so many hours Shelby, but for the one playing it was Christmas morning. What you are doing isn't even that compelling most of the time, but there is something about that open-world checklist that Tsushima really nails. The idea of not having to open your map every 2 sec to verify a waypoint helps you ride that consistent dopamine rush from seeing that golden bird fly by xD. Great video as always and hope you and Matt are ready for the Co-Op campaign that was just announced today.

  • @Marabcd315
    @Marabcd315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "Tsushima island doesn't need robot dinosaurs"
    well, I wouldn't go *that* far

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So then Hideo Kojim-

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe, but giant robot dinosaurs wouldn't hurt.

    • @Guydude777
      @Guydude777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Robot dinosaurs are a bop regardless of the context.

    • @lizardman1303
      @lizardman1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would have been cool if it had some yokai/demons

    • @shawntrew8033
      @shawntrew8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lizardman1303 it's going to!

  • @pranavr9536
    @pranavr9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    What Girlfriend reviews said: More fun than most games in the open world stealth archer somersault stab and loot and craft detective mode tower climbing camp clearing map revealing side quest fatigue genre
    What I heard: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

    • @pranavr9536
      @pranavr9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mikael Tapoc I wish I could tell you

  • @maciejlubocki6978
    @maciejlubocki6978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Me: (thinking that nothing good is going to happen today)
    Girlfriend reviews: *HOL’UP A MINUTE!*

    • @LOKJAV
      @LOKJAV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you are saying that this video is a side quest that distracted you from the main quests full of misery?

    • @maciejlubocki6978
      @maciejlubocki6978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a sidequest that distracted me from boring, daily routine

  • @johnmarshallyt
    @johnmarshallyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Can't wait for "Cyberpunk 2077: Girlfriend review"

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh boy, it seems we all are going to have to do some extra "waiting" for that one XD

    • @GametimewithJazz
      @GametimewithJazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol gone take them about 5 months to beat the game

    • @hurricanestarang
      @hurricanestarang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 days!!!!!!

    • @ttime441
      @ttime441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next week

    • @micpango
      @micpango 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ttime441 😅😂😂😂😂😭

  • @carpetfluff35
    @carpetfluff35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    They just announced a new co-op mode with new characters and a mythological feel, so now you can join in rather than just watch a bird getting chased.

  • @jeremynielsen8013
    @jeremynielsen8013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The editing is always good but wow Matt actually popped off on this one

  • @D1Hater2413
    @D1Hater2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    "First impressions matter"
    *Halo Infinite sweating intensely in the background

    • @williamtenney2432
      @williamtenney2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah that was the joke...

    • @D1Hater2413
      @D1Hater2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@williamtenney2432 I know that was the joke. Just had to point out it was pretty funny.

    • @hate8471
      @hate8471 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Halo flopped badly😂

    • @naufal3038
      @naufal3038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamtenney2432 yeah the whole demo is a joke from a sh*t developer

  • @MideMK
    @MideMK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I’ve ignored all other reviews until I’ve watched the only one that matters. Girlfriend Reviews

    • @elmaxo1591
      @elmaxo1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dunkey’s video is pretty cool

    • @TheRadude
      @TheRadude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AngryJoe is another awesome reviewer

    • @HuyPham-we4dj
      @HuyPham-we4dj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elmaxo1591 Oh hi there Mr. Beeg Yoshi

    • @elmaxo1591
      @elmaxo1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phương Phạm exactly, I am just sittin’ here

    • @pulpficti
      @pulpficti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheRadude no he's not an

  • @PlasticGamerTV
    @PlasticGamerTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way you story and edit these videos not only tie together amazingly but also keep me wanting more and wishing the video could go on longer. Please keep up the amazing content!

  • @kimberlyj7441
    @kimberlyj7441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Thank you for all you do! I never laughed so hard in my life. My husband was showing me this game this morning. Had me play and saw the yellow bird and said follow it!
    He then told me about you...so we headed over and laughed so hard. We adore you guys and are so glad you are able to do this for a living now. Good people!

  • @ffcactuar2917
    @ffcactuar2917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The pottery making scene is symbolic of all the actual craft that went into producing this work of art, and along with the unchained melody playing in the background, it is easily one of the most iconic scenes ever created. Patrick Swayze just nailed it...

    • @alex0589
      @alex0589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ff cactuar hol up a minute....

  • @Tactavious
    @Tactavious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I'm going to start using "Hold on, I've gotta follow this bird real quick" to get out of conversations.

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I gotta follow this bird to the haiku, that will gift me a headband"
      They'll spend so much time confused that you'll be gone and they'll forget you ever existed.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "It actually happen bro!"
    Ubisoft looking at their minotaur: "Stupid creature, you make me look bad!"

    • @paulmillcamp
      @paulmillcamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha oh man, blast from the past! It's been yeeears since I thought about Courage the Cowardly Dog, I forgot it even existed

    • @JiggyJ415
      @JiggyJ415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only 90's kids will get that comment

    • @theherooffire007
      @theherooffire007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I understood that reference."
      ... Oggaboogaoohga!

  • @obibenbinomi1909
    @obibenbinomi1909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The first minute of this video is funnier than most comedy shows. Well done! I love your reviews, you two are doing a great job and it's always entertaining. Thank you!

    • @danielkretsch8204
      @danielkretsch8204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The sesame street clips for "Follow that Bird" were hilarious. They do such a great job finding the perfect clips from different shows/movies/games/memes to go along with their videos

  • @rieyuki
    @rieyuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    4:25 I remember watching the twitch stream when Matt was trying to kill Kojiro over and over, on hard mode. It took him way over an hour, with hundreds of viewers. Shelby had long left for bed. It was a pretty awesome experience watching Matt finally beat Kojiro!
    You can still watch that part on Twitch, since streams stay on Twitch for 60 days until they get auto-deleted. As of Aug 19, 2020, there's another 30-ish days left if anybody wants to watch it.

  • @ana.pistachio4121
    @ana.pistachio4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I taped your guys' "Hol' Up A Minute" sticker to a straw and I'm using it in my classroom, whenever my students try to interrupt me. It will be groundbreaking.

    • @franciscoperalta6236
      @franciscoperalta6236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a fellow teacher, this is an awesome idea

    • @ana.pistachio4121
      @ana.pistachio4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@franciscoperalta6236 feel free to steal it

    • @psychedelicyeti6053
      @psychedelicyeti6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmm... Gifting to my cousin who's about to become one 😝

    • @bobjenkins4689
      @bobjenkins4689 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hol' Up A Minute.... Imma steal that idea

  • @olekasch931
    @olekasch931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "while you were busy hanging out with girls, I studied the blade" Danny Sexbang, 2020

    • @TheSmorris92
      @TheSmorris92 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP

    • @Canadish
      @Canadish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear, that first scene with the Khan was giving a wink to that meme "While you were studying the blade, I studied literally everything else, I learned your language, I understand your traditions and I learned how to use god damn gunpowder."

  • @tnuqui3468
    @tnuqui3468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    This morning I wake
    Girlfriend Reviews has posted
    Hol' up a minute

    • @Rain-bp4di
      @Rain-bp4di 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You get a headband!!!

    • @Indiana_Jonesy
      @Indiana_Jonesy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This isn’t getting enough likes!

    • @ASMRHatov
      @ASMRHatov 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated haiku

  • @NK-b3z8q
    @NK-b3z8q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ghost of Tsushima vs any assassin’s creed
    game:
    1- gamplay mechanics: Ghost of Tsushima
    2- graphics: Ghost of Tsushima
    3- story and characters : Ghost of tsushima
    4- micro transactions: assassin’s creed wins in this

    • @shivanshsingh218
      @shivanshsingh218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noo, ac ezio trilogy and black flag beats tsushima. ...ac origins ties it in terms of gameplay and characters , not story I agree. ..oddesy is trash tho

    • @NK-b3z8q
      @NK-b3z8q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shivansh Singh I think ghost of Tsushima is better than all assassin’s creed games, it has so much better gameplay and combat than any assassin’s creed game.

  • @Kinglik7
    @Kinglik7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of fastest subs I’ve done for a channel I just happen to come across. 2 videos in and I was sold. Good material and good memes lmao. Well deserved.

  • @Niviso
    @Niviso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    So basically this is Hol Up a Minute the Game: A Disney Tale

  • @zestyfarquad4110
    @zestyfarquad4110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Holy moly I've never clicked on a video so fast

    • @pauwikan3123
      @pauwikan3123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @JustAbidTooMuch
      @JustAbidTooMuch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @ragglock
      @ragglock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I missed, clicked wrong and went on @pornhub, where is my samurai and birds (stupid big thumps)

    • @sportislife4012
      @sportislife4012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, absolutely me too- I love this game and this channel

    • @Sirdudee
      @Sirdudee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have.

  • @gendomoltisanti4552
    @gendomoltisanti4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:16
    That arthur morgan sound effect killed me😂😂😂

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:48 Ok, i audibly gasped because i was hoping Shogun would get a mention. It's one of my all time favorite books and anyone who wants to five deeper into the whole samurai thing needs to read that book. Its a bit slow at first but it's a classic.

  • @TheK1ngStone
    @TheK1ngStone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “I Will show you the DE WAY”-yellow bird

  • @VitaminP
    @VitaminP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    not even 20 seconds in and bird is my favorite character

  • @Moglidor
    @Moglidor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Don’t mind me. Just here to help the algorithm.

    • @salmanal-sammak419
      @salmanal-sammak419 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOW

    • @mr.neqtan
      @mr.neqtan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@salmanal-sammak419 likes and comments

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@salmanal-sammak419 The more likes and comments the more the vid gets recommended

    • @obrothernotagain4668
      @obrothernotagain4668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna help you help the algorithm

  • @kylewilliams1246
    @kylewilliams1246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The Spider-Man clip absolutely killed me, that was so perfect

  • @MeAshwrya
    @MeAshwrya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:38 : I just love the transition from the Ghost of Tsushima music to TLOU2 music

  • @TeddyChinaris
    @TeddyChinaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The edit on this was absolutely incredible. Y'all are killing it.

  • @mr.neqtan
    @mr.neqtan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "You will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep!"
    I looked for my wife at this moment.
    Another great review. Thanks

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Couple moment confirmed.

  • @TheRickaboss
    @TheRickaboss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Matt’s edits always amaze, but that Spongebob one killed me for some reason😂

    • @ireklipz4823
      @ireklipz4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was the Cinderella one for me😂

    • @jrm371
      @jrm371 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @striker_kbd
    @striker_kbd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I think this game is many people’s first Platinum ever wich is pretty cool

    • @LucanoGaming
      @LucanoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is incredibly easy to get. And the best part is that it is actually entertaining to obtain... Unlike platinums like Diablo 3's or Dragon Age: Inquisition's, or the many, many more that need you to finish the game several times to be able to get the platinum.
      I feel GoT's platinum is extremely well designed.

    • @veronikakrupova8841
      @veronikakrupova8841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LucanoGaming this was my second platinum, first was horizon zero down, and I agree, this one was fun to get, not a grind like many other games, that you need to complete on the highest difficulty.

    • @LucanoGaming
      @LucanoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@veronikakrupova8841 yeah, it is one of the many reasons why I think this game is amazing.

    • @diegoramos27
      @diegoramos27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my first platinum ever in 5+ years of playing ps4 lol

    • @atba449
      @atba449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LucanoGaming hey... Not picking a fight with you or anything... shouldn't platinum trophies be hard earned? Call me old school, but i dont think they should be given out so easily. Look at something like the devil may cry series... You need to be godlike in that game to get a platinum. Or dark souls...you basically have to know the entire game inside out to get the platinum. Others can still enjoy these games and get a 10/10 experience from it but only the cream of the crop gets to hold the platinums. I think it is only fair. I don't mind that most satisfying platinums require grinding and multiple playthroughs(especially to get all the endings) because they would only be given to players who have seen and mastered everything that devs have put into the game. I think platinum trophies will lose their value if they are easily attainable.

  • @crankypipo
    @crankypipo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I friggin hate that bird like STOP GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES AND JUST STAY IN FRONT OF MY FIELD OF VISION

  • @Ebola-Jones
    @Ebola-Jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    These meme references are absolute gold, I'm in tears.

    • @vicho5960
      @vicho5960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      These meme references are really cringe.

  • @kylerpolson4811
    @kylerpolson4811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This game is top 5 ps4 exclusives easily.

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It already breaking sales record in Japan. Demand backlog for weeks!

    • @kylerpolson4811
      @kylerpolson4811 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eujoseafonso I totally agree with you. I would switch out bloodborne for persona 5 Royal but that's simply because I haven't played bloodborne yet. I started it the other day but switched over to Alan Wake since the new control dlc is coming out soon.

    • @dashman8499
      @dashman8499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would have to agree, and I’ve only finsihed act 1 so far hahaha

    • @danieljohnson4530
      @danieljohnson4530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dash Man I haven’t even finished it yet, I never do everything but this games gonna make me

    • @redsmed1806
      @redsmed1806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      José Afonso horizon ZD is in fact not a Ps4 exclusive

  • @TheBinky2004
    @TheBinky2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “I’m a bird on the run”
    Big Bird telling us all about his warcrimes.

    • @chofferz4658
      @chofferz4658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was there the whole time

    • @leilagorrilla4842
      @leilagorrilla4842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion

  • @ooyyss7652
    @ooyyss7652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Just wanna point out that "Girlfriend Review" isn't exactly 彼女復習, because 復習(fukushū) means to recap what's already learned/known (often in a schoolwork context). I think 彼女批評(hihyō) or 彼女講評(kōhyō) might be better, both of which could mean critic or commentary. Though I should mention that I speak mandarin so chances are I'm totally wrong.

    • @Ahoking
      @Ahoking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or just use レビュー as Japanese is literally half english nowadays lol

    • @Taima
      @Taima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ahoking "literally," yeah if you're speaking anime Japanese all the time

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apparently that’s the joke. They asked about options on twitter and deliberately chose the literal translation because humor.

    • @DroneCorpse
      @DroneCorpse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WELL AKSHUALLY

    • @MarkHogan994
      @MarkHogan994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ahoking It is nowhere close to being half English.

  • @mugflub
    @mugflub 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I cannot comprehend how I’ve gone so long not knowing about this channel. Absolutely perfect and hilarious.

  • @GloriouSmiles
    @GloriouSmiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO! Was Matt trying to do panic Sekiro parties at 4:28? Great vid btw!

  • @turbonerdular
    @turbonerdular 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This is bonkers editing - that GoS: TAS crossover is insane.

  • @Hahahasanaha
    @Hahahasanaha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is easily the most underrated channel out there

    • @Sanirosan
      @Sanirosan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is it underrated? Have you seen their subs?

    • @Maxim110
      @Maxim110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is this underrated? by any chance are you boofing the same what kojima was having?

    • @Hahahasanaha
      @Hahahasanaha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Maxim110 Me and hideo go way back as a matter of fact

  • @AndrewAffolter
    @AndrewAffolter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Ghost of Tsushima

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A watchful protector... OH A BIRD

  • @mdredheadguy1979
    @mdredheadguy1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG! That nod to the animated Batman show! At 3:43! That was so AWESOME! Thanks for that.

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:16 can we take a moment to appreciate this subtle yet fantastic edit

  • @jorgemacklin6297
    @jorgemacklin6297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    About that katana quote. Jin actually calls his sword "tachi", which was the sword design actually used during the first Mongol invasion. Having the term "katana" in the menu is just an appropriation, by my point of view, not a historical inaccuracy.

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, tachi and katana referred to how they were held in your belt, a katana was put through your belt cutting edge up, tachi hang from a cord and looked like more western scabbards. and yeah, tachi date from a period starting in 900 ad, so well within the time frame.

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It looks like a katana, he holsters it like a katana (cutting edge up). It's a katana.
      The samurai armor is also more characteristic of the Sengoku period than the Kamakura period.
      Plus, iaijutsu (the quick-draw sword technique) wasn't established until the use of katana was adopted.
      The game is not supposed to be historical but more like a love letter to Akira Kurosawa's movies. That's why the game uses anachronistic movie tropes.

  • @carbonickid
    @carbonickid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Tsushima Island doesn't need robot dinosaurs"
    How dare you, madame? Every game needs robotic dinosaurs! Especially games on islands.

    • @Sarcasticron
      @Sarcasticron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't worry, only 700 years later (from 1274) Japan was suddenly full of robot dinosaurs!
      "Me Grimlock make bad Transformers reference."

    • @carbonickid
      @carbonickid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sarcasticron LOL fair point

    • @Jose1785
      @Jose1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sarcasticron and Kaijus don't forget the Kaijus!

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahaha Godzilla go brrr

    • @carbonickid
      @carbonickid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ohthreefiftyone LOL
      Literally. Laughing so hard I choked. But you weren't wrong with your initial assessment.
      While playing, I had a lot of thoughts on Hagakure, but, as someone reminded me, Hagakure wasn't even starting to be collected till more than five centuries later.
      It's a good game. It is not a historical accurate story in any way.

  • @dirtymike1274
    @dirtymike1274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I was cracking up about never wearing the headbands, so true.

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I change between 3. One for when I'm in Samurai attire fighting the honorable way, one when sneaking around at night and one when sneaking around during the day.

    • @datcrispypancake
      @datcrispypancake 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akmal94ibrahim I only use the Headband of Rebirth

    • @nathanpickering6742
      @nathanpickering6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just wear what ever one matches the colour of my outfit.

  • @solracstormhunter3023
    @solracstormhunter3023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:44 THATS relatable af!
    I remember challenging myself to "Finish that guy without failing a parry and using revenge of Yaku-something as the killing blow" and restarting those duels over and over. Took me two hours to get-good enough for that. XD

  • @Kimeraus
    @Kimeraus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:33 I completely LOST IT!! keep up the good work!

  • @mikecampbell7844
    @mikecampbell7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As if I didn't have enough reason to love @GirlfriendReviews so much already, you go and throw in a One Punch Man reference lmao! Just perfection as usual

  • @adbg3733
    @adbg3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Please don’t be sad Joel is fine look at these leaves it’s samurai time”
    “Whatever drugs kojima was boofing”
    The ugly loud ass laugh that left my face 😂😂

  • @owen0095
    @owen0095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’ve not seen Karl Pilkington in so long, guess I need to watch idiot abroad for the 5th time

  • @VendettaFreeman
    @VendettaFreeman ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been powering through all of the reviews from the start after having watched odd ones here and there....top notch video editing and writing. Keep up the amazing work! I've even found Hol' Up a Minute as part of my vernacular with the same vocal inflection and tone. Hilarious! Keep up the great work, Matt and Shelby!

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How have i not discovered this channel until now? Its everything I love: Game commentary/reviews and awesome editing

  • @Curtisknuteaon
    @Curtisknuteaon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “While you were farting into your couch for 30 years” OMG you guys rule!

  • @meeranhaq9479
    @meeranhaq9479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I very literally just got my platinum. *chef's kiss* muwah. One of the most beautiful and easily traversed open world game ever imo. Not once did riding the horse and going through the environments get tiring.
    It's story was awesome. Not quite at the jaw dropping level of story as LOU 2 for me. But man, what a fking experience.
    EDIT: Dude...i swear, I never get ANY bugs in any game ever...either I'm really lucky. Or I play the game exactly like they intended and nothing goes wrong lol

    • @mashymyre
      @mashymyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got so many bugs but they were kinda funny. Npc bodies were bouncing off the ground like a trampoline every now and then

  • @IAmTheAce5
    @IAmTheAce5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Shelby: I'm onto you yellow bird...
    Yellow bird: ...[troll face]...
    >D

  • @Potterbase
    @Potterbase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm so happy Karl Pilkington was featured in this video.

    • @MrMadshepherd
      @MrMadshepherd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never knew Americans knew about him

  • @LRH6
    @LRH6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg, the first 2 minutes of this were so incredible. The Sesame Street bit?? So so so good.

  • @highwaytoheaven99
    @highwaytoheaven99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The bird at 6:43 :
    "HESITATION IS DEFEAT"

  • @FulltimeHafling
    @FulltimeHafling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My heart filled with joy when Matt called out the historical inaccuracies! 😄😄

  • @kimberleywarren5033
    @kimberleywarren5033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was so happy to see Karl, Rickey and Stephen in a meme 😂

  • @thsudy
    @thsudy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo the amount of video references you guys make is insane

  • @nataloo8569
    @nataloo8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The music used at 3:22 will always make me think of the toy story area in kingdom hearts 3 for absolutely no reason but i love this channel and this is how I pick games I want to play cuz i used to be a backseat gamer

  • @LordEdegaru
    @LordEdegaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "After the third Mythic Quest I was like You gonna do all 7 of the F-ers" 🤣

  • @maxstekelenburg328
    @maxstekelenburg328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I reeeeeeally wanted that Haiku to end in “hol’ up a minute”

  • @Soulintent95
    @Soulintent95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This game is everything i hoped for and more. It took me close to 50 hrs to get thru act 1. I played for over 12 hrs each time i played it. The combat manages to be so fun, despite not being advanced or anything. Still has plenty of challenge to it. And the world... my god. Its beautiful. Im not obsessed with japan like every one else, but this game is just so incredible. To me the distractions never get old. The audio is incredibly well done too. My sound bar has never sounded better!

  • @elliejoel475
    @elliejoel475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My top27:
    27-Ghost Of Tsushima 83/100
    26-Final Fantasy 7 Remake 84/100
    25-Resident Evil 2 Remake 85/100
    24-Resident Evil 7 86/100
    23-Heavy Rain 87/100
    22-Ori & Will Of The Wisps 88/100
    21-Detroit: Become Human 88/100
    20-Death Stranding 90/100
    19-Batman Arkham City 90/100
    18-Marvel’s Spider-man 90/100
    17-Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception 90/100
    16-Silent Hill 2 90/100
    15-Metal Gear Solid 4 91/100
    14-Devil My Cry 91/100
    13-Demon’s Souls 92/100
    12-Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice 92/100
    11-Legend Of Zelda: Breathe Of The Wild 93/100
    10-The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt 93/100
    9-Bloodborne 93/100
    8-Shadow Of Colossus 94/100
    7-Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End 94/100
    6-Red Dead Redemption 2 94/100
    5-Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 94/100
    4-Persona 5 94/100
    3-The Last Guardian 94/100
    2-God Of War 95/100
    1-The Last Of Us Part II 96/100
    Bonus-The Last Of Us 93/100

  • @Morriganhailey
    @Morriganhailey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How are you guys getting even funnier with each video??? GOD DAMN!!! This is quality

  • @TheLifeOfDan1
    @TheLifeOfDan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE KARL PILKINGTON IN ONE OF YOUR VIDS, HELL YEAHH!

  • @dylanryan2567
    @dylanryan2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "While you farted into a couch for 30 years!"
    I came here to be entertained! I don't need to be called out like that!

  • @robertmendoza4008
    @robertmendoza4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys always kill me with the editing, I envy they style of editing you guys have, love it 10/10 would see again

  • @icyycreatez
    @icyycreatez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m subbing with how funny y’all are to be this funny is illegal😭

  • @jnoyes9986
    @jnoyes9986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your channel is my favorite source for reviews. Thanks for the great content.