OKAY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE NOTICES IT: how the HELL did I rewatch this like 10 times to ensure it was error free and NOT NOTICE that I said BUSSWORDS at 14:39 LMAOOOOOOO
I remember during the BLM movement in 2020 Ben and Jerry’s didn’t just stop at tweets, they had a WHOLE SECTION on their website dedicated to solving systematic racism. When compared to all the other companies that did a “protest” like Nick going off the air for 8 mins, they did more than just taking a knee. So it was kinda like “holy crap the ice cream company really getting in thick.”
They also did this really neato thing when they started out where the people at the top, including the two of them only made 5 times the amount as the lowest paid worker in the process. This was moved to 7 to 1 then dropped in 1995. To be fair, with the way the business world works 10 to 1 isn't feasible, but 200 to 1 might be. Currently, most corporations go for a 1600+ to 1 ration from CEO to minimum wage.
My favorite bit to come out of the bud light “boycott” was that every week someone would find that X alcoholic item had supported pride (changed their logos during that month, and had a tweet about it), and it would lead to many people repeating the bud light “boycott” over and over again, but usually to a smaller degree. I think my favorite one was Jack Daniels where this one guy emptied like 20 bottles of his reserve which included limited edition runs, unique blends and bottles, and probably over $100 worth of memorabilia. All of it was burned, and forever lost. I’m going to guess that dude is really kicking himself for that cause there is literally no way to get some of those bottles he poured our back.
The lengths people will go to destroy their valuables just because the company who made them said "we should treat the LGBTQ+ community/black people/women with kindness and respect and discrimination against them is bad"
my parents hate trans people because one was associated with bud light, that they decided to buy Coors Light out of spite. without realizing they sponsor LGBT organizations. i never told them this. its for the best
The funniest factoid about the anti woke beer is that someone on Twitter did some digging into the company, and it turns out the brewery that was supplying the beer to this company is actually a subsidiary of Anheuser-Busch.
@@Emily12471 one of those darn wokers realized they could profit off of the Free American People by selling woke beer disguised as Freedom Beer(tm) or something like that. basically it turned out to be a scam that scammed idiots.
it always throws me for such a loop seeing people call her mel, because that's my name 😭 it probably wouldn't be so weird for me if mel was at least a common name, but it's not so whenever i see it anywhere i have to get a double take
The puppet adds so much. Also "the racism community" line was gold ALSO people should hate Keurig for putting freaking DRM in a coffee machine (and how wasteful the pods are I guess)
Gotta love that they convinced a buncha numbnuts that their patently *not* recyclable pods were, indeed, actually recyclable. They've been shitting up recycling centers ever since
@@darienb1127 I'd imagine by limiting whether or not you can use generic/unbranded pods, or maybe locking the machine to their own brand of pods or something.
Darn, I guess that explains why I went broke. It's because I went woke, not the massive pile of unbuilt model kits I have turned into my evil throne for World domination.
Kid Rock is also responsible for one of the funniest lyrics of all time, as the absolute last line on his album "Bad Reputation" is "I THINK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS" delivered in the funniest way imaginable
@@RevenantNeverDies A bigot, according to the first Google result, is "a person unreasonably attached to a belief, especially one antagonistic towards a certain group, or a person based on their membership of a that group." I think someone setting fire to their shoes as a protest against increased awareness of systemic racism probably fits the definition of a bigot. It's unreasonably obsessive, and attacking a group through objection to raising awareness of the issues they face. That is what I consider to be bigotry.
People getting mad and ben n Jerry's being "woke" don't realize that being woke is kinda what it was...founded on. And still tries to this day, despite being bought
Yeah seriously, read some of their articles on system racism, mass incarceration, etc. They're far and beyond the "we posted a black square" type stuff most companies do.
true, i always feel bad for norkal shop employees befause they have to deal with such braindead people, who just dont use their brain for even a second of their lives. she needs a raise
I believe that’s a law akin to Murphy’s law for that exact situation Edit: Ah yes, Poe’s Law. “Poe's Law is a popular adage that says satirical expressions of extremism online are hard to distinguish from genuine ones without indicating intent.”
i’m pretty sure i misenterpreted that part of the video I thought anheuser-busch specifically created the conservative beer to pander to conservatives while still selling the other beers which i think would’ve been funnier honestly
I think its so funny when people decide to trash something they already own bc a brand is woke. You already payed the company, they dont care about what you do with the product
I remember back when the whole baymax period thing was still really big and i straight up saw someone on twitter say some shit like "i was completely fine with this scene until the lady brought up the pads being enviornmentally friendly" as if it's a bad thing to give a shit about fucking nature 💀💀💀💀
the funniest part about people burning their nike's is that they already paid for them, Nike already HAS their money. all this is doing is forcing them to spend even more money buying more shoes
It's absolutely crazy to imagine you going woke.... this is too much to handle..... time to buy a sticker to prevent myself from becoming something i definitely am not already.
Goddamnit, Melody, you were supposed to oppose the woke crowd, not join them! Lemme just buy one million of your stickers and then absolutely destroy them all to show how mad I am at you! (Disclaimer: this is all obvious sarcasm, and I wish I could actually buy one of your stickers, but alas, no money 😞)
i cant believe this. how could you have gone woke. im gonna binge watch all of your videos and pay for a channel membership then shoot my computer with a military grade weapon i bought st my local walmart
I'm sure that the world's most divorced man, Steven Crowder, can talk about it for hours while mixing in some utterly disgusting stuff, while being monetized, but if you ain't him, you can't talk about BLM without earning money for your work. Nice democracy, TH-cam
How can someone, in all sincerity and with pride, proclaim themselves as being right, conservative, and opposed to the concept of "wokeness," (which btw just means being aware of social and political issues) whilst genuinely not recognizing the absurdity of their stance?
Its a political ideology that is funded on mental dissonance. Those mfs unironically believe in "Marxist Billonaires". You know, an ideology that is mostly about opposing billonaires.
@@RevenantNeverDies no, what??? I am going to be simplifying a bit in order to explain it to you, but here are my 2 cents: Everyone knows there is something wrong with the world/the system, right-wingers try to make a scapegoat to distract from it or to benefit themselves, and left-wingers try to focus on the problems and change the systems. Right-wingers benefit themselves, left-wingers benefit everyone, and centrists like you do nothing at all
My main problem with Lightyear (as a gay guy) is that Emperor Zurg turns out to be Buzz from the future or an alternate dimension (haven't seen the movie in a long time lmao) but in Toy Story 2, thr Emperor Zurg toy says that he is Buzz's father, and I know that it's supposed to be a Star Wars' reference but they messed with the fucking cannon of their own universe which was bad. Also yeah whenever I see a gay or trans character in anything, I just think to myself "Yup, someone somewhere is mad about that"
I think they could fix it in a sequel because evil Buzz found the spaceship, mech and robots not built it himself and he only calls himself Zurg because that's what the robots call him. So maybe in a sequel the real evil Emperor Zurg could return to claim his ship back, allowing them to keep their evil Buzz idea and Emperor Zurg within established canon.
Consumerism has poisoned the minds of the people. This is what happens when you nurture an entire society where humility and solidarity are systemically looked down upon. America is just one big dystopian tournament for the rich, it's about winning and getting the highest numbers, no matter the cost.
26:32 His ears had to be ringing like hell after firing an automatic gun without headphones Then again, it's kid rock. Most people would be relieved if he went deaf
"I would now like to take your attention to Ethan Schmidt, a brave soul of a man who shall remain unnamed to protect his identity" Mel is hard at work, continuing to prove my hypothesis that trans furries are the funniest people in the world, I see
Strange World was pretty good. I saw it and didn't dislike it. Could agree that the writing was probably not the greatest but I like the overall idea of the world in Strange World.
they could have done something good with the idea, but it just sucked. not enough for me to have a deep hatred for it because I can hardly remember it in the first place. It's just bland. I remember like three things about it. the romance had basically nothing to do with anything after the very beginning and seemed to only serve to show the audience that the character is gay without having any kind of depth. you could remove that part and literally nothing would change. the whole thing was just completely predictable. and polyamory at the end? rock on I guess.
17:59 I CANNOT EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HAPPY SEEING ETHAN SCHMIDT MADE ME. Me and my friends found the video of him featured in this video where he gingerly steps on the Woke Liberal Leftist™ Gay Target sign and we were obsessed with it for, like, two weeks. Seeing him here was unexpected and made me and my chums smile
18:40 I literally almost punched my screen after hearing this. How can you for a second think that we need a white history month? Oh wait, we do, it’s called all of them.
The sad thing is that conservatives probably appropriated the term from the left to use it in a scornful ironic manner, and now they probably don’t even remember where it originally came from.
@@emblemblade9245the sad thing is that “woke” was originally an AAVE term with the positive meaning of “being aware of social injustices”, before being co-opted by conservatives as a meaningless negative buzzword
I want to mention that in the video of the one lady failing miserably to shoot a full PLATTER of cans and boxes, assuming it was just one 30-round mag she had, she missed literally 25 out of 30 shots. Literally 80% of the magazine. Also, she really could NOT control that recoil. I don't even know that much about guns, but like, how was she THAT inaccurate?
12:46 This discrepancy here is pretty common. Most listed “budgets” only account for the pure production of the film, and not the cost of marketing. So they likely spent around 120 million on marketing for the Lightyear film.
OMG melody you gave me a solution to my problems I didn't know what I was missing in life now I know what I have to do to truly become happy Change my default windows cursur to that of a Wii cursur Thank you for showing me this and making my life 10 times better
I love how do many of these people buy a product, thus giving the company money, thus helping them, thus making them realize the ads work, thus making them make more of those ads, to show how much they just hate that company.
I wonder how much weight these days the marketers put into making ads that will deliberately piss people off for clicks. Like, do they balance the statistics of that with the statistics of people who like the ad? Are there simulations?
Hey fellow Manly Conservative Men. Remember, when you get the new melody sticker, apply the patch to a clean, dry, and hair-free area of the lower stomach or upper buttock area. This area must be free of powder, oil, or lotion for the patch to stick on to your skin. Press the patch firmly in place with your hand for about 10 seconds. Leave it on until it is time to replace it with the next Melody-Certified anti-woke sticker. This will ensure you have full protection from the woke mind virus.
Great video! Also, as an ambiguously trans/queer person who hasn't figured their shit out at all, I feel so fucking called out by the spokesperson at the end wearing a Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood shirt.
I can't believe you've done this I'm gonna buy all of your stickers and put them on a dartboard to film myself missing every single one of them and just tear down the whole board in anger just to panick as I accidently broke my dad's dartboard doing that and quickly hide all the furry stickers in my closet because he'll be in my room in less than five seconds to see what that noise was and yell at me
I guess we can't say anything on youtube anymore huh... We're all going to turn into corporate drones as we appease youtube who's appeasing the advertisers who want to appeal to the most amount of people possible.
@@heihogreenzx4704 Melody bleeped (but heavily implied or showed in text) several words she was saying so that the video doesn't immediately get demonetized. Naturally, all those words are things conservatives get really uppity about. Hard to blame her.
@@heihogreenzx4704 I'm a gender mess and I still haven't really changed my expression, but like, your comment made me feel seen, which is pretty rare for me (on the gender front), so thanks
@@fungalcactus8286 Theres a youtube video from a few years back where someone trial and errored every demonitzed word. It included literally "Human rights" and "LGBT" but also fully nonsensical things like "Iowa" that would get you demonetized.
whats so ironic about people destroying brands items, is that they purchased those items themselves. you're giving a company money to break these items, and its not like they're gonna care about that 😭 so woke or not, we all gone broke....
25:30 my favorite part about this commercial is that you can still hear the toilet flush as he is walking out of bathroom implying that he did not even consider washing his hands
10:30 Funnily enough, I found another article that said Nike earned 6 Billion dollars that was released a day after this article was released. Dunno what happened there.
@@quantumblauthor7300 Okok maybe a little bias but i do feel like Pixar is much better than Disney at making characters just be themselves. This is because Pixar (Dw this is factual!) gives more freedom to it writers.
23:05 According to a bit of searching, the massive drop in Keurig stock (now Keurig Dr. Pepper) was because of a merger between Keurig and Dr. Pepper, which I believe involved a stock split; this reduced the price of the stock, but it equally split the number of shares to result in the same total value, with the side effect of the funkiness on that graph.
i find it hilarious the way these more conservative folks protest these companies; burning shoes for nike cuz of colin, crushing beer cans for budlight for dylan mulvaney like what are you solving or trying to do with this other than essentially flushing down hundreds of dollars down the drain?
The funniest part is the corporations they boycott that way are laughing all the way to the bank. They usually tend to buy those products to destroy them so theres a sudden profit surge and its somewhat free advertising via Streisand Effect.
All they care about is posturing, not getting anything done. And it's actually a useful tool for conservatives. Progressives have to make people care enough to promote change. Conservatives just have to be loud enough to drown it out, or scare off people from getting involved in the conversation as they don't want to deal with their BS.
their attempts are for naught, they are angry at capitalism. yet call you a communist for pointing out their flawed logic. they think consumer boycotts will make any change, this isn't the 1890s any more when consumerism was in its infancy and a sizeable boycott would worked when a product is unsafe. we are in a post-soviet union age. communism is no longer the boogeyman of the west. they have no one to be angry at except at corporations who subscribe to ideas of human rights that their own freedom loving government has espoused for a hundred years into the American culture as a counter against communism during the cold war. American corporations are literally too big to fail. they are Goliath and we are David without his sling and stone
OKAY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE NOTICES IT: how the HELL did I rewatch this like 10 times to ensure it was error free and NOT NOTICE that I said BUSSWORDS at 14:39 LMAOOOOOOO
those words are bussin'
mastered paying attention 💯
🚎🚌🚍
@@no0n34ta1lfilth
PFFFFTTTT I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THERE WAS TEXT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭😭😭
"Wife beating potion" is a nickname I never expected to hear and now will use forever
Combine that with the nickname for vapes which is "Douche Flutes."
Rage potion from Clash Royale
ronnie radke potion 😱😱😱😱
@@flow185 came from Clash Of Clans first
Based astolfo bunny girl.
I can’t believe you have gotten woke Mel, I am crying and ashamed for your actions.
Shitting and crying rn,,
caming and crying rn
Mothering and crying
What are you a christian?!?!?
Among us and mrbeasting rn,..,.////W?>W?>>>?/.?>SW>?W>W./W>?W>?/W W? W? W? W?
I remember during the BLM movement in 2020 Ben and Jerry’s didn’t just stop at tweets, they had a WHOLE SECTION on their website dedicated to solving systematic racism. When compared to all the other companies that did a “protest” like Nick going off the air for 8 mins, they did more than just taking a knee. So it was kinda like “holy crap the ice cream company really getting in thick.”
Yeah, that's because they started out as Vermont hippies. Therefore, they like to keep that liberal persona when it comes to marketing
They also did this really neato thing when they started out where the people at the top, including the two of them only made 5 times the amount as the lowest paid worker in the process. This was moved to 7 to 1 then dropped in 1995.
To be fair, with the way the business world works 10 to 1 isn't feasible, but 200 to 1 might be. Currently, most corporations go for a 1600+ to 1 ration from CEO to minimum wage.
My favorite bit to come out of the bud light “boycott” was that every week someone would find that X alcoholic item had supported pride (changed their logos during that month, and had a tweet about it), and it would lead to many people repeating the bud light “boycott” over and over again, but usually to a smaller degree. I think my favorite one was Jack Daniels where this one guy emptied like 20 bottles of his reserve which included limited edition runs, unique blends and bottles, and probably over $100 worth of memorabilia. All of it was burned, and forever lost. I’m going to guess that dude is really kicking himself for that cause there is literally no way to get some of those bottles he poured our back.
The lengths people will go to destroy their valuables just because the company who made them said "we should treat the LGBTQ+ community/black people/women with kindness and respect and discrimination against them is bad"
im not an alcoholic and i barely never drink anything even slightly alcoholic but holy fuck. hooooly fuuuuck this is a waaaaaaste.....
Ya see,bud light tastes like hose water. And now people bring slightly better beer to events.
my parents hate trans people because one was associated with bud light, that they decided to buy Coors Light out of spite. without realizing they sponsor LGBT organizations. i never told them this. its for the best
@@pipebombpete.6861 you're not giving enough credit to hose water
The funniest factoid about the anti woke beer is that someone on Twitter did some digging into the company, and it turns out the brewery that was supplying the beer to this company is actually a subsidiary of Anheuser-Busch.
Lol
oh so it was a grift lol
I'm not surprised lol
Translations for those of us who are lame and thus don't drink beer?
@@Emily12471 one of those darn wokers realized they could profit off of the Free American People by selling woke beer disguised as Freedom Beer(tm)
or something like that. basically it turned out to be a scam that scammed idiots.
Imagine boicoting a company by buying their product just to wreck it, its basicly throwing money in the trash
Great video Mel
it's much dumber than that, it's like paying someone you hate to give them a pinch on the arm
They're literally supporting the company they hate lol
@@MacheTheFerret not even, it’s like paying someone you hate to spit on the ground
@@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTWpaying someone you hate for the privilege pf them spitting in your mouth
it always throws me for such a loop seeing people call her mel, because that's my name 😭
it probably wouldn't be so weird for me if mel was at least a common name, but it's not so whenever i see it anywhere i have to get a double take
The puppet adds so much. Also "the racism community" line was gold
ALSO people should hate Keurig for putting freaking DRM in a coffee machine (and how wasteful the pods are I guess)
they put drm in the fucking coffee machines...?
@@something-from-elsewhereGenuinely how?
Gotta love that they convinced a buncha numbnuts that their patently *not* recyclable pods were, indeed, actually recyclable. They've been shitting up recycling centers ever since
@@darienb1127
I'd imagine by limiting whether or not you can use generic/unbranded pods, or maybe locking the machine to their own brand of pods or something.
@@darienb1127I guess the same way they put DRM in printers
"Like a racist man holds onto inaccurate statistics" 😭
1:40
Funny part about the Nike one, Nike doesn't care what you do with their shoes, all that matters is that they had bought the shoes.
All companies really
They just care you buy the product, they don't care what you do with it afterwards
I wish everyone of any ethnicity, sex or gender can hold hands together and vibe
I dunno sounds kinda gay, I'm in.
Except for people who don’t like being touched, they can just vibe
War is over
We all do, we all just do, komasa sam.
Darn, I guess that explains why I went broke. It's because I went woke, not the massive pile of unbuilt model kits I have turned into my evil throne for World domination.
i mean, thats one way to get rid of the grey pile of shame lol
my favorite is the budlight one because they werent beefing over regular beer, they are beefing over diet beer.
NO WAY KID ROCK ACTUALLY SAID THESE LINES OUT LOUD 💀💀💀
Kid Rock is also responsible for one of the funniest lyrics of all time, as the absolute last line on his album "Bad Reputation" is "I THINK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS" delivered in the funniest way imaginable
@@DontMindIlluminati I know this one from brad taste in music lmao
Im not suprised.
He said the Hard R in an IPC song in the 90s.
@@DontMindIlluminatiMy favorite line from that album is "ThErE's NeVeR eNoUgH. MoNeY iN mY bAg"
Heck nah. Please don't go woke Melody, you are the most conservative woman on TH-cam i know of 😢
How Melody Nosurname went woke and made one Melodillian dollars
Can I just say how much I adore your puppetsona, she's adorable!
unironically how does she just get a puppet like that And where can I too
I can honestly say that I'm so glad I became woke. Being a loser bigot is so boring and pathetic. Thank you Melody for another great video.
A loser bigot? You mean like the Quartering?
@@RevenantNeverDies A bigot, according to the first Google result, is "a person unreasonably attached to a belief, especially one antagonistic towards a certain group, or a person based on their membership of a that group." I think someone setting fire to their shoes as a protest against increased awareness of systemic racism probably fits the definition of a bigot. It's unreasonably obsessive, and attacking a group through objection to raising awareness of the issues they face. That is what I consider to be bigotry.
Same, being a girl with a cock is so based
@@secretname2670 ramblings of a maniac
@@rainbau3352 please be polite, that was a microagression
"So what caused your house to burn down?"
"I was trying to burn my coffee maker"
"Why?"
"It had a rainbow on it."
"Good news! You're not going to jail..."
People getting mad and ben n Jerry's being "woke" don't realize that being woke is kinda what it was...founded on. And still tries to this day, despite being bought
Yeah seriously, read some of their articles on system racism, mass incarceration, etc. They're far and beyond the "we posted a black square" type stuff most companies do.
Me omw to buy bi ice cream:
@@doinkle_idk you could say that your...
BIng ice cream!
Wait, really? I've never heard of this, what did they do?
Precisely why I've never bought any of their ice cream.
I feel really bad for that target employee which was in Ethan’s video you could tell she felt like she couldn’t do anything 18:34
Just shows you all these main character chuds hate any low wage worker
true, i always feel bad for norkal shop employees befause they have to deal with such braindead people, who just dont use their brain for even a second of their lives. she needs a raise
She handled it so well, I'd have lost my shit and got fired.
I swear the guy selling conservative beer is completely indistinguishable from satire and that makes it so much funnier.
great video btw!!
I believe that’s a law akin to Murphy’s law for that exact situation
Edit: Ah yes, Poe’s Law. “Poe's Law is a popular adage that says satirical expressions of extremism online are hard to distinguish from genuine ones without indicating intent.”
i’m pretty sure i misenterpreted that part of the video I thought anheuser-busch specifically created the conservative beer to pander to conservatives while still selling the other beers
which i think would’ve been funnier honestly
@@thatoneguy9582 they didnt create the beer brand but the beer itself was made by them so they still getting paid
@@Thecollectorpoggers
oh no yeah that’s just as funny lmfao
@@thatoneguy9582 im also pretty sure it is or was way more expensive so cons legit just scamming themselves
I think its so funny when people decide to trash something they already own bc a brand is woke. You already payed the company, they dont care about what you do with the product
Someone ages ago joked Rightwingers would literally shit their pants if they are told it triggers the libs
@@eightcoins4401 I'd be so triggered if the right were to eat poop. Just thinking about them doing it makes my blood boil with rage.
@@SilverAceOfSpades Calm down your thinly veiled fetish there bud.
See the funny part is that the right wingers don’t actually understand the mindsets of corporations
@@eightcoins4401 ohhh nooo I hate it when conservative shit their pants aaaaa it offends me so much I hope they don't do it.....
18:51 “I feel discriminated against” in reference to a BLM sign is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while
I remember back when the whole baymax period thing was still really big and i straight up saw someone on twitter say some shit like "i was completely fine with this scene until the lady brought up the pads being enviornmentally friendly" as if it's a bad thing to give a shit about fucking nature 💀💀💀💀
Conservatives are the biggest crybabies
That is quite a hill to die on.
You were one of the things that helped me come to terms with being trans thank you mel
Mel does have that magic on all of us huh?
SAME
Oh my god that's so awesome!! I'm so happy for you! 🏳️⚧️
hello trans, I am dad
@@IPlayKindred hello hello trans, im dad, im dad.
If they think a bit of cardboard with a flag on it is devil worship, they must fear rock concerts still.
Wo goke, bo groke.
I'm so drunk rn
*bro goke
@@LKing-ue2jl prof oak*
Runny Babbit
true,,,,,,,,,
Imagine being so fragile that seeing a rainbow sends you into a toddler rage
My mom is like that lol. And they say we're easily offended.
@@crystalvulpine2314 GoAnimate user spotted. Your opinion has been discarded.
@crystalvulpine2314 why are you on every video in this channel if you hate wokeness so much
Damn, get a life
the funniest part about people burning their nike's is that they already paid for them, Nike already HAS their money. all this is doing is forcing them to spend even more money buying more shoes
It's absolutely crazy to imagine you going woke.... this is too much to handle..... time to buy a sticker to prevent myself from becoming something i definitely am not already.
I only made $874k going woke!
time to protest by buying all of her merch
and burning it
(this is not a hate comment btw)
Goddamnit, Melody, you were supposed to oppose the woke crowd, not join them! Lemme just buy one million of your stickers and then absolutely destroy them all to show how mad I am at you! (Disclaimer: this is all obvious sarcasm, and I wish I could actually buy one of your stickers, but alas, no money 😞)
"You said you destroy the woke, not join them! Bring greatness to America, not leave it in darkness!"
i cant believe this. how could you have gone woke. im gonna binge watch all of your videos and pay for a channel membership then shoot my computer with a military grade weapon i bought st my local walmart
This video woke me up.
Wake me up inside
Can't wake up
Wake me up inside
Save me
can i just say that youtube not liking blm being mentioned is some horseshit?
fuckin right
ideologies, movements, terms tied to politics, etc.
I'm sure that the world's most divorced man, Steven Crowder, can talk about it for hours while mixing in some utterly disgusting stuff, while being monetized, but if you ain't him, you can't talk about BLM without earning money for your work. Nice democracy, TH-cam
@@MammalianCreatureYet you can advertise anti-lgbt anti-black shit all you want. Clearly youtube is pro-hate
@@ExtraThicccthe fact that actual neo nazis are allowed to be platformed on the site all the time is proof enough
How can someone, in all sincerity and with pride, proclaim themselves as being right, conservative, and opposed to the concept of "wokeness," (which btw just means being aware of social and political issues) whilst genuinely not recognizing the absurdity of their stance?
Its a political ideology that is funded on mental dissonance. Those mfs unironically believe in "Marxist Billonaires". You know, an ideology that is mostly about opposing billonaires.
by completely disconnecting themselves from reality :)
@@RevenantNeverDies no, what??? I am going to be simplifying a bit in order to explain it to you, but here are my 2 cents: Everyone knows there is something wrong with the world/the system, right-wingers try to make a scapegoat to distract from it or to benefit themselves, and left-wingers try to focus on the problems and change the systems. Right-wingers benefit themselves, left-wingers benefit everyone, and centrists like you do nothing at all
Whats so absurd about it if I may ask? I cant see it.
@@JohnSmith-kt3yy Alot of times those same people complain basic moral lessons aimed at young children (i.e "sharing is good") is already WOKE
Ah yes. Disney. The company that cancelled Owl House for being too gay.
That company Canned owl house but left alone they're movie but the old CEO is gone time will tell with the new one
My main problem with Lightyear (as a gay guy) is that Emperor Zurg turns out to be Buzz from the future or an alternate dimension (haven't seen the movie in a long time lmao) but in Toy Story 2, thr Emperor Zurg toy says that he is Buzz's father, and I know that it's supposed to be a Star Wars' reference but they messed with the fucking cannon of their own universe which was bad.
Also yeah whenever I see a gay or trans character in anything, I just think to myself "Yup, someone somewhere is mad about that"
I think they could fix it in a sequel because evil Buzz found the spaceship, mech and robots not built it himself and he only calls himself Zurg because that's what the robots call him.
So maybe in a sequel the real evil Emperor Zurg could return to claim his ship back, allowing them to keep their evil Buzz idea and Emperor Zurg within established canon.
The pilot movie of the Buzz Lightyear cartoon is actually good unlike that dumb nothingburger of a modern Pixar film.
@@PlebNCi think they could fix it in a sequel by having buzz lightyear go back in time and impregnate his own mother thus making it make sen
I'm not from the U.S. and after seeing the Nike situation, what the actual fuck is happening in that country man 💀💀💀💀
Well, the Nike and the Bid Light, i haven't finished the video when i wrote that comment, actually, what is happening man, wtf
@@Kazketch same not in the usa as well but really bigots Call lgbt "snowflakes" but they are the snowflakes here
and u and Change my mind
@@adsaa5852yea
'Murica land of the free!*
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Consumerism has poisoned the minds of the people. This is what happens when you nurture an entire society where humility and solidarity are systemically looked down upon. America is just one big dystopian tournament for the rich, it's about winning and getting the highest numbers, no matter the cost.
The burning shoes thing is so funny to me. You already bought the shoes, burning it does nothing
Ironically just makes it more likely for them to rebuy them, they already bought them once for a reason
It’s the equivalent of beatle burnings just with a new demographic
"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns."
That smoke can’t smell no good either
@@erikstephens6370what about water?
26:32 His ears had to be ringing like hell after firing an automatic gun without headphones
Then again, it's kid rock. Most people would be relieved if he went deaf
"I would now like to take your attention to Ethan Schmidt, a brave soul of a man who shall remain unnamed to protect his identity" Mel is hard at work, continuing to prove my hypothesis that trans furries are the funniest people in the world, I see
Strange World was pretty good. I saw it and didn't dislike it. Could agree that the writing was probably not the greatest but I like the overall idea of the world in Strange World.
they could have done something good with the idea, but it just sucked. not enough for me to have a deep hatred for it because I can hardly remember it in the first place. It's just bland.
I remember like three things about it.
the romance had basically nothing to do with anything after the very beginning and seemed to only serve to show the audience that the character is gay without having any kind of depth. you could remove that part and literally nothing would change.
the whole thing was just completely predictable.
and polyamory at the end? rock on I guess.
17:59 I CANNOT EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HAPPY SEEING ETHAN SCHMIDT MADE ME.
Me and my friends found the video of him featured in this video where he gingerly steps on the Woke Liberal Leftist™ Gay Target sign and we were obsessed with it for, like, two weeks. Seeing him here was unexpected and made me and my chums smile
It's hard to get over how ridiculous his walking animation is
@@fungalcactus8286 He is just the final evidence that most "ANTI WOKE" people are literal irl npcs
bro missed the quicktime event for destroying the sign
18:05 did he just... miss? it looks like he tried to punch this (completely stationary) sign and just... completely missed?? lmao????
me no likey you... me step on sign
This had me fucking dying
Huh the lady who shot the bud lights cans had 25% percent accuracy.
@Stardian What do you remember me from?
extremely tempted now to change my mouse cursor to the wiimote cursor because of you, thank you mel very cool
18:40 I literally almost punched my screen after hearing this. How can you for a second think that we need a white history month? Oh wait, we do, it’s called all of them.
I dont like how respecting women's bodily automomy and keeping your hands to yourself is called "woke".
The perfect sequel to the Alpha Male video. The amount of chaotic trans energy here is immeasurable.
I can’t believe you went woke Mel, I’m currently becoming Kronos because of how depressed you made me because you’re woke.
The sad thing is that the word "woke" had lost its original meaning
The sad thing is that conservatives probably appropriated the term from the left to use it in a scornful ironic manner, and now they probably don’t even remember where it originally came from.
@@emblemblade9245the sad thing is that “woke” was originally an AAVE term with the positive meaning of “being aware of social injustices”, before being co-opted by conservatives as a meaningless negative buzzword
THATS IT MELODY... IM BUYING YOUR ENTIRE STOCK OF STICKERS AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE TO SHOW I DONT SUPPORT YOU AND YOUR WOKE AGENDA.
I pre-ordered a sticker. Hopefully it will reverse the effects of the chemicals in the water and make my frog straight again.
i love how this whole video was a excuse to sell mel stickers
it's funny bc it didn't start that way but i realized how cool itd be if i did that
@@MelodyNosurname it really turned out cool i love the video!
I heard that movie budgets sometimes do not include the marketing budget. So that's how lightyear could lose 100 millies.
27:23 You know I always wondered why he was called kid rock and I suppose now I know
"if i show you this creature..."
holy shit it's gex!
I want to mention that in the video of the one lady failing miserably to shoot a full PLATTER of cans and boxes, assuming it was just one 30-round mag she had, she missed literally 25 out of 30 shots. Literally 80% of the magazine. Also, she really could NOT control that recoil. I don't even know that much about guns, but like, how was she THAT inaccurate?
I can't believe Melody had became woke. She usually doesn't come out of bed that early
12:46 This discrepancy here is pretty common. Most listed “budgets” only account for the pure production of the film, and not the cost of marketing. So they likely spent around 120 million on marketing for the Lightyear film.
This is a really good follow up to the HBomb video on the topic! Excellent work.
OMG melody you gave me a solution to my problems I didn't know what I was missing in life now I know what I have to do to truly become happy
Change my default windows cursur to that of a Wii cursur
Thank you for showing me this and making my life 10 times better
I love how do many of these people buy a product, thus giving the company money, thus helping them, thus making them realize the ads work, thus making them make more of those ads, to show how much they just hate that company.
I wonder how much weight these days the marketers put into making ads that will deliberately piss people off for clicks. Like, do they balance the statistics of that with the statistics of people who like the ad? Are there simulations?
This video was so good that I bought the sticker immediately
Ethan at 18:29 responding to “what is wrong with you” with “DEVIL WORSHIP” is so funny to me
Oops I meant to say 18:19
To the guy who stepped on the target sign, you could be fined for $500 and/or spend 60 days in jail just for the damage of that one sign
unliked. unsubscribed. unwoked. i was already broke.
26:21 EWW! No should be allowed to say "Grandpa's feeling a frisky today."
Hey fellow Manly Conservative Men. Remember, when you get the new melody sticker, apply the patch to a clean, dry, and hair-free area of the lower stomach or upper buttock area. This area must be free of powder, oil, or lotion for the patch to stick on to your skin. Press the patch firmly in place with your hand for about 10 seconds. Leave it on until it is time to replace it with the next Melody-Certified anti-woke sticker. This will ensure you have full protection from the woke mind virus.
That one dude saying “why don’t we have a white history month” and “I feel discriminated against” had me in hysterics
Why not?
@@charlesboys9674because white people aren’t oppressed and have not been for the majority of human history
7:08 yikes, what the hell YT
1:30 counterpoint: nuh uh im running into the forest and living in a little cozy cottage
10:12 they know how to create the conditions that cause it that's for damn sure
Those Nike protesters really be making more unusuals for TF2
You set clothing on fire because you are racist
I set clothing on fire to increase its market value
We are NOT the same
Great video! Also, as an ambiguously trans/queer person who hasn't figured their shit out at all, I feel so fucking called out by the spokesperson at the end wearing a Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood shirt.
To whoever replied to me, I didn't mean that I dislike FMAB. It's actually one of my favorites.
I can't believe you've done this I'm gonna buy all of your stickers and put them on a dartboard to film myself missing every single one of them and just tear down the whole board in anger just to panick as I accidently broke my dad's dartboard doing that and quickly hide all the furry stickers in my closet because he'll be in my room in less than five seconds to see what that noise was and yell at me
I guess we can't say anything on youtube anymore huh...
We're all going to turn into corporate drones as we appease youtube who's appeasing the advertisers who want to appeal to the most amount of people possible.
Question, but what does this have to do with the video?
@@heihogreenzx4704 Melody bleeped (but heavily implied or showed in text) several words she was saying so that the video doesn't immediately get demonetized. Naturally, all those words are things conservatives get really uppity about. Hard to blame her.
@@fungalcactus8286 Ah, ok. Thanks for the clarification, kind sir/ma’m/mx!
@@heihogreenzx4704 I'm a gender mess and I still haven't really changed my expression, but like, your comment made me feel seen, which is pretty rare for me (on the gender front), so thanks
@@fungalcactus8286 Theres a youtube video from a few years back where someone trial and errored every demonitzed word. It included literally "Human rights" and "LGBT" but also fully nonsensical things like "Iowa" that would get you demonetized.
Funnily enough Strange World actually was a massive success on streaming services and was the number one movie on D+ for a hot minute
whats so ironic about people destroying brands items, is that they purchased those items themselves. you're giving a company money to break these items, and its not like they're gonna care about that 😭 so woke or not, we all gone broke....
That shady link is now OFFICIALLY shady, lol. It leads to a half finished create-a-page for some firm with sample text still in it. It's very surreal.
man, scott the woz was way different than I remember
@@rowboat10 erm... it's scott the WOKE now...
smh i can't handle this, go woke go broke...
@@anundefineduser that's why "he" are called scott the woz, not scott the iz, as it woz better back then
25:30 my favorite part about this commercial is that you can still hear the toilet flush as he is walking out of bathroom implying that he did not even consider washing his hands
10:30 Funnily enough, I found another article that said Nike earned 6 Billion dollars that was released a day after this article was released. Dunno what happened there.
I do feel like Pixar dose a good job at being there's selfs and not about the money. My friend works at pixar she and the others are amazing people.
@@quantumblauthor7300 Okok maybe a little bias but i do feel like Pixar is much better than Disney at making characters just be themselves. This is because Pixar (Dw this is factual!) gives more freedom to it writers.
can we talk about how fucking big that target parking lot is like holy shit
23:05 According to a bit of searching, the massive drop in Keurig stock (now Keurig Dr. Pepper) was because of a merger between Keurig and Dr. Pepper, which I believe involved a stock split; this reduced the price of the stock, but it equally split the number of shares to result in the same total value, with the side effect of the funkiness on that graph.
I was just about to go to sleep but this video made me too woke, how will I get my 8-... my 7 hours now???
by the way, unnamed Ethan Schmidt who was arrested for harassing Jews at a Synagogue in Arizona, was also exposed as a regular user on Grindr
i find it hilarious the way these more conservative folks protest these companies; burning shoes for nike cuz of colin, crushing beer cans for budlight for dylan mulvaney
like what are you solving or trying to do with this other than essentially flushing down hundreds of dollars down the drain?
The funniest part is the corporations they boycott that way are laughing all the way to the bank.
They usually tend to buy those products to destroy them so theres a sudden profit surge and its somewhat free advertising via Streisand Effect.
All they care about is posturing, not getting anything done.
And it's actually a useful tool for conservatives.
Progressives have to make people care enough to promote change.
Conservatives just have to be loud enough to drown it out, or scare off people from getting involved in the conversation as they don't want to deal with their BS.
their attempts are for naught, they are angry at capitalism. yet call you a communist for pointing out their flawed logic. they think consumer boycotts will make any change, this isn't the 1890s any more when consumerism was in its infancy and a sizeable boycott would worked when a product is unsafe. we are in a post-soviet union age. communism is no longer the boogeyman of the west. they have no one to be angry at except at corporations who subscribe to ideas of human rights that their own freedom loving government has espoused for a hundred years into the American culture as a counter against communism during the cold war. American corporations are literally too big to fail. they are Goliath and we are David without his sling and stone
I've convinced that Melody is an actual puppet.
Hope this woke terror doesn’t affect my gay son or Thot daughter.
HELP 💀
I am literally shaking and crying right now. I can’t believe Melody Nosurname has done this. Is nothing in this world sacred anymore?
the ultra right beer ad felt like a satire skit that a bunch of halfwits probably would still unironically believe
I’m honestly more worried by the fact that TH-cam is demonetizing videos over phrases like “Black Lives Matter”. What the fuck, YT?
got an ad for a "straight mug" on this vid. thought you'd want to know.
Yea the libs are targeting lgbt videos now
we all know Disney's _real_ first gay character was Riku from Kingdom Hearts
This video is awesome and the melody Nosurname puppet makes it even better. I really appreciate your videos and think they're very good. Good job.
24:31 this dude's grip sucks ass, that shit went flying out of his hand