I Became President And Passed The WORST Laws Possible - Impeached
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ธ.ค. 2024
- I can make any law no matter how ridiculous and fully plan to ruin this country.
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2:55 i didn’t remove the sky, it stopped existing
Murderers: I didn’t kill the guy, he stopped existing
Black holes: “I didn’t destroy that galaxy, it just stopped existing.”
Kaden Last name lol yes!
Good one
Evan Coleman thx!
Kaden Last name 😂😂😂
Sky: *exists*
Cap: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
That other guy got arrested for it.
Er, I mean, having weed.
69 likes, giggity
Gentlemen, HQ has discovered that there is a Canadian among us. Security has launched a full scale investigation. He will be found and there will be dire consequences.
CaptainSauce: Real soary to hear aboot that Canadian, eh?
“Haven’t we tried this already?”
“Traitor!”
[Everybody liked that]
Gentlemen, HQ has discovered that there is a Canadian among us. Security has launched a full scale investigation. He will be found and there will be dire consequences.
CaptainSauce: Real soary to hear aboot that Canadian, eh?
“Only a freedom kiss”
Everyone liked that
Canada: I will invade you with moose!
Russia: We will give this country police bears!
Canada: WASTED
Let me correct you there,
Canada: threatens with moose
US: Makes bear force
Russia: So... I’ve heard The Canadians are in need of some polar bears...
"and you know what there gonna do about it 'bop' nothing!"
yes captain, yes
Lol
10:10
How did he even make that noise?
captainsauce is just canadian graystillplays
I kept rewinding and replaying it because I couldn’t stop laughing
2:01 “I have great relations with the greens, great people “
Trump at his max mental capacity
[ Tans Hated That ]
meanwhile, Humsa Yousaf about to sue a youtube commenter for racism :
"I have a green friend"
His vice president is piccolo so he wasn’t lieing
As I was watching this I snorted while laughing. My family was in the next room. Love this game so far
Gentlemen, HQ has discovered that there is a Canadian among us. Security has launched a full scale investigation. He will be found and there will be dire consequences.
CaptainSauce: Real soary to hear aboot that Canadian, eh?
When I look into Captain's eyes I only see a man staying up very late in the night editing videos
Hi
We are all glad he does
Cap dosnt edit his video, he have a designed editor for his videos :D, that's why sometime he even say "Please keep this while you edit the video" or else to his editor and you even see soemtime the editor voluntary keeping stuff and adding like "oops" in the video XD
@@franktrinidad142 as far as I know he does it all himself. Just look at his twitter.
Love the shirt
Also love how I have been called a "snow Mexican"
He's Canadian too lol
Ya, but I don't know how many others in his audience are Canadien.
I am a fellow snow mexican
i will now only refer to canadians as snow mexicans
Sky: *exists*
Cap: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, MORTAL?
YOU CANT BEAT ME!!
some real up is not jump vibes there
Sky: so your approaching me
Sadly, The Sky no longer exists
@@theheavy5412 Cap: I can't beat the existence out of you without getting closer
The right to bear arms... I wanna die. -CaptainSauce 2020
Dam new fresh video and I see it #saucesquad
Then i will bear arm... both ways... a bear with guns
Hey man, I got my bear arms legally, I didn't have them smuggled in by those Snow Mexicans.
what about the right to bare arms?
Welcome to AMERICA, we make that joke daily
2 am is a perfectly fine time to watch a sauce vid
Time zones
Dang what time zone you in?
Laughs in american
50 minute's in the morning for me
Dislexa that is true what your saying.
Gentlemen, HQ has discovered that there is a Canadian among us. Security has launched a full scale investigation. He will be found and there will be dire consequences.
CaptainSauce: Real soary to hear aboot that Canadian, eh?
Among us 📮
Am i the only one who absolutely lives for when Cap realizes something? The expression he gets when something clicks is priceless!
Captain: *plays Impeached*
Me: *gets GrayStillPlays flashback*
MeNameClocky me to bud
MeNameClocky I’m glad I’m not the only one
both great TH-camrs so double the fun
The flashbacks
Me too
CS:" Does anyone smell weed?"
Me:*puts away weed* " noooooo.........."
ITS OK! I GOT THAT WEED CARD
SHIT!
Weed is for losers
Cap: You got a position in the white house.
Also Cap: What do you mean we?
That was pretty insensitive
Maroon Fox it’s a joke
your Canadian hypnotism doesn’t work because I’m already subscribed!
7:34 During WWI America renamed Seurkraut to Freedom Lettuce because we were at war with Germany, if we ever went to war with France, Freedom Fries will be a reality.
"Tazer Ball" sounds like something Michael Reeves would make. edit: sorry, SUPER tazer ball.
And that’s a fact
And that seems too real of him to make that
Fact
Super tazer ball😂
Ha yea
Who else liked the video after he “hypnotized” us
me
Me #velcrogang
Me
liked the vid before that 😎
No one noticed how dead his eyes look and looked like he haven't slept for days
Heya sauce, Im wondering when you’re going to post another episode of “My Beautiful Paper Smile”?
What about job simulator I liked it
@@reddog8583 its done, there is notjing more to do
Yup if it had more content he would gladly play it
I agree
Hes not gonna play my beautiful paper smile again, he said it on twitter
The hypnosis that Cap pulled worked, who else did it work on?
This was one of my favorite episodes! I would love to see more
I definitely agree
Nobody:
Captainsauce slowly turning it to graystillplays
woooaaahh i thought about that but by saying it you took it too far buddy boi
I know it sucks he is turning canceris
there is room for only one florida man
@@loganevans3606 but he is canada man
My two favorite TH-camrs mentioned in the same comment.
5:27 just get michael reeves to do it i'm sure it'll be fine
Underrated comment XD
2:27 ''We're actually going to be held accountable for our actions''
''What kind of fantasy world is this''
That's painful.
He ain't wrong though...
Thank you captainsause for being here your Chanel has multiple times helped me when I’m down
When you said “I have to be held accountable for my actions what kind of world is this I wanted to hit like again
You can, just make as many accounts as you can handle.
Does anyone realise that its been about a year since we seen the GG button
He already explained why he doesn't use the GG button anymore
Please explain my good person
Why doesnt he use it?
@@anamariaapostol why not
I think its broken i think
Did anyone else watch this from graystillplays and got super happy when he uploaded
I did
@@PatriciaWasTaken Hell Yeah!
Yes
Yep
Let's get cap to see this
Like
Cap:"picks police bears"
Me:this is how poley got his job
THIS IS WHERE THE POLAR BEAR COPS IN DEEEEEER SIMULATOR CAN FROM.😯😯😣😯😯😯😯😯😯
wow
Finally someone who doesn't care about what people put on their Pizza because personally I like pineapple on my pizza and I say screw the haters👌
As the all seeing squid once said, “the pizza topping matters as much as a ski shop in the Sahara, as long as people are happy, it’s ok.
The fact that Phoenix asked for leniency and that he wanted her to get help shows his a good person. He had every right to want her to be locked up as long as possible.
Also, so great to hear he was reunited with some of his siblings
I love this video and you know what your gonna do about it, “Pop” nothing.
I watched this 4 times in a row and laughed every second of it
13:31. I’m Canadian so you’re hypnosis has no effect on me
Ha Ha yes
Exactly my point
Too me
I’m American, and I can confirm that it absolutely worked on me.
Sky: _exists_
"And i took that personally"
13:32 Is it just me, or does that swirl effect make Cap absolutely TERRIFYING
3:30 Jesus CaptainSauce I am literally packing a bowl and you legit made me question reality for a second...
I mean I'm high but still.
wait u watching cap on weed?
@@swedemeister4350 Wait, you arent?
@@swedemeister4350 I'm kidding, but still
can i have some of what your smoking
That John Hancock signature explains this channel perfectly
8:57 Had me wheeezing! 😂
This vid has a lotta likes good job cap!
You silly happiness tricks don’t work on me.
Serup smugglers: *have enlarged foreheads Me:*looks at caps forehead Ladies and gentlemen we got him
cap'n sauce: "I want to die"
Me:"I do to so it is a win win"
The intros are always so funny keep it up please captainsauce thanks c:
Sorry Cap I’m also Canadian, I’m immune to our advanced hypnosis techniques
Freedom fries already exist they can come in 556, 762, 30-06, and 50 BMG or they are called bullets yes I know there are a lot more rounds than that
As a Green Person myself, I am very offended.
Fun fact captain sauce was born on his birthday
Privet
Also his age + year of birth = 2020
10:24 had me trippin' cause I literally just ate spaghetti today
“Captain gophersauce isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
Captain gophersauce: 1:36
Please keep playing this game, it was very very funny and you added so much to it.
Holy mother of Jesus, I’m early. This almost never happens for me. Thank you sauce gods for blessing me with the honour of being this early.
have you not subbed?
IS A LITTLE LATE: ME
STILL WANTS TO BE ENTERTAINED: ALSO ME
7:28 anyone remember when they were called freedom fries
Yeah, it was a very tense time anyways back to the grave i go!
"Syrup Cartel? You mean a hockey team?"
I chuckled
Yo I can’t believe he actually hypnotized me
Caps hair always looks the same he coms so perfectly how and his beard. Btw Canada is best country❤🇨🇦🇨🇦
Canada's not a state, it a snowy wonderland of maple syrup, and hockey player jousting on mooses
@@Project_Sentinel1358 yeah I was typing fast sorry🤣
Eh no harm no foul
Captainsauce: to keep out snow ‘Mexicans’
Me: you must mean cold Australians, that’s just what Canadians are.
Or are Australians just warm Canadians
I mean we are missing the giant spiders once we have them we are the cold Australian's
guys what are you talking about Australia and Canada don't exist it's fake news
Graystillplays would be proud
Captain sauce: *shows close up of face*
Audience: “HE DOESNT SLEEP
13:32
i feel the sudden urge to like subscribe and follow his twitter
11:58
Me: looks at Cap's forehead
Well.........
he doesnt have a big forehead he just doesnt have hair in that spot
Can’t wait for all the comments that are like “are you sure Trump didn’t play this” just you wait for Joe.
Mama
@Kayden Wegleitner *who's
@Kayden Wegleitner Joe Star
Day 4 of asking captain sauce to play scrapmechanic and or space engineers :P
or battle cats again
Day 78 asking him to play clone drone in the danger zone
I think cap played scrapmechanic before
The president doesn't make the laws, he just checks them and enforces them. There's 3 branches that make the laws, the legislative branch (congress, I think) executive branch (Mr. Cheeto) and judicial branch (supreme court) the congress makes them, then the president enforces them, and lastly the judicial branch approves it.
Me sees new impeached video’s
Jay graystilplays is back
Oh captain sauce even beter
When your so early there are no bots
Theres one
Nope there's a bot sadly
no bots
Nope, bots are here
The bot better заткнись
Please bring back the life of Kevin and finish the mystery of strangervile because u left it on a masive cliffhanger and never came back to it.
Have you read his twitter yet?
I’ve never understand why he abandoned life of Kevin unless he was just burnt out. He had a very popular series that essentially is the main reason his channel is so popular. Plus, it’s not like the sims is a dead game, they are still adding to it’
Day 12 of asking Cap to play Dark Deception again: I've run out of things to say, just play it, you made Coin Game a series, you can do the same for this.
Dark deception is a dumb game and my opinion but i aint disrespectin ur opinion
Finally someone who disagrees with another but doesn’t down them!
Pls play subnautica. Month 11 of asking no joke
@@sageysorbet thx for the compliment
I forgot about that game and as soon as I googled it I completely agreed!
I have been waiting so long for a video on this to come out
Captain Sauce: I wanna die
2020: I can make that happen around the 5th inning of super tazerball
First five seconds of the video,
and I already hear him saying,
I wanna die
yeah that's Cap alright
i love the vid
More gorn plz
I thought i was the first true fan
Jorge rico nope he’s first go mate
I thought I was first ):
Bruh u wrote "H" to get first comment 😂
Yes
Hi
Hi
Oof Man hi
Ur second F dude, wish u luck next time
Hi people
Oof Man how are u are u a captain suace
I miss your sims4 vids, you are by far the best sims4 letsplayer there ever was imo at least. I hope someday you will make some more
My mom is losing custody over us tomorrow I was real depressed and so I just turned to this video and I'm starting to feel better thanks captainsauce
pls do more its really fun to watch as a fellow Canadian
7:44 the ladder did happen irl though, back in 2001 when the US was at war with the Taliban, France refused to enter on the American side so the US government decided to change “French Fries” to “Freedom Fries”
Okay guys can we seriously take time to consider the fact of how good Captainsauce makes you feel? When you are having a shitty day and you open up you phone, laptop or whatever and watch his hilarious gameplay videos, you forget literally everything that has happened. It is also very good that he uploads in the evening/night so you terrible day is hopefully already over. It is just amazing to me and it should be to you. Now if you are not subbed to him already, do it now before I'll hack your ass and subscribe to him on your account. I love you Captainsauce.
I suddenly have the feeling to like the video
“Syrup cartel?....you mean a hockey team?” One of the best lines in the video
Great video cap!! I personally love your choice of background music keep up the good videos!
This game looks fun play more
*please.*
Captain sauce and greystillplays need to collab, their chaotic energies would be perfect together
4:48 So many feels on this; a world of velcro shoes only wud be awesome.
The shade in this video is amazing. 😂 Long live the URPTS! (I think I got that acronym right? Maybe?) I’d love to see what a second term could possibly entail. It can’t be any worse than the reality of this year. Lol
The best part is his pronuncing the country’s name
"so our actions are gonna get held against us? what kinda of fantasy world is this?"
how could you say something so controversial yet so true
4:48 tazar ball is from fallout 4. When you go to Dimond city and talk to the baseball guy. You can mention something about the sport being played with tazers
Hey cap congrats on 1.72 mil can't wait for that 2 mil mark let's go!!
Sauce it’s too funny make more episodes
Captain: *sniff*sniff* does somebody smell weed right now?
Me: 👀
This is amazing please make more!
this is the hardest ive laughed since your last tabs vid
i miss the old content fr 😭
Me:*sees police bear part*
Also me:Imma getting some deer simulator vibes up in here