I feel like he’s probably been in the relationship for a while. Most TH-cam’s don’t make relationships known because the channels can get negativity effected. Only real reason is if they also are TH-camr so you get shared publicity.
I just thought of that! Wow lets give him a name then...hmm it has to be specal like him...hmmm...cs...christhopher? Hmmm...he dose look like a chris but Idk XD
I love that there are so many random, unexpected endings in this video. That last one was particularly hilarious. 😂 I wonder if it’s random chance that gets you caught or if you always get caught when you commit the most amount of crimes. Either way, I’d love to see more of this game!
I found something interesting about this game, this game is not afraid to throw a curveball at you at any point in time. When I downloaded this game after watching it from CaptainSauce and GrayStillPlays, I majored in accounting and got my character to apply for an accounting job. But before I could sign it, the Mom said: "And that's when it struck you..." then the contract got struck by lightning and ended the game right there for me. It told me that "Life is unfair". All I could do is sit and watch as I tried to process what had just happened. After the death music started playing, I clicked on the pile of ash that was once my job contract, then it took me back to the beginning of the game. I spent a good 15 minutes thinking about that moment and a little bit of life realignment.
20:45 "Where you at Francis?!?!?!" "Looking good Francis, like you've been pitching not catching! Still not ringing any bells? *Lifts mask partially* how about now?!?"
Captainsauce:"what do you call a tennis player, a Tennessee" Me:"you call a tennis player a tennis player. I used to play, but if there is some special word that never gets used they are just called tennis players.
woaahh hello capt! Long time not see!!!! Woaahh you have more than 1M subs now?????? I'm your old subscriber, I know you from the life of Kevin. Congrats, you're a true legend!!!!
My cat still agrees that the teacher looks like Loki, because he looked up again when you said it. Lol I'm really starting to question why I watch things with him in the room. Last time I watched Thor he tried to break the tv whenever his name was said. I'll admit at least my cat knows his name is Loki since he tried to smack Thor during the end of the movie.
Is anyone else just super creeped out by this game. Some of the music, the child birth, the screams when you choose the severity of your crimes, 99.9 percent of the endings, the lack of peoples faces, in other words, Everything? Just me?
Captainsauce: continuously smokes from childhood and dies because it
Also CaptainSauce:*shocked Pikachu face*
Lmao
Hey there CaptainSauce,
Thanks for doing another episode on my game Imagine Lifetimes, I appreciate it!
-Frycandle
Frycandle uhhh I don’t think he saw it
@@george9371 No worries, I've exchanged some e-mails with CaptainSauce :D
Frycandle :D
@@george9371 hello :)
fried candle?
Captainsauce:That the name of my real girlfriend
Everyone: *shocked Pikachu face*
Joshua Esdelle lol
When did he get is girlfriend and why would she stay with him rip her
I don't even know if he had a girlfriend so I have like five shocked Pikachu faces
I feel like he’s probably been in the relationship for a while. Most TH-cam’s don’t make relationships known because the channels can get negativity effected. Only real reason is if they also are TH-camr so you get shared publicity.
@@acejoker1477 in one of older videos he talk to his girlfriend on camera
14:57 Captain Sauce has confirmed he has a girlfriend. Let's remember that people.
This was my reaction 😮😮😮😮
@Indiana Jones i was about to say that xD
Well since than he hasn't said anything about her once. Until Now that is.
@@Silver-Synthesis but he has
@@xosharpieloverxo not by name
*Chose the severity of your crimes*
**Screams and Car crashes**
CaptainSauce-*Y E S I W A N T*
*T H A T O N E*
Lol
I spit out my milk at that intro
@@payne267 nooooooo the milk
@@mheannethony my dad hasn't got the milk :(
Captain sauce: *Exists*
Some random game: let me introduce myself
3 Random Games: Hold My Code!
You should watch dankify or uslesstime
Some random developer: let me introduce myself
Cap: loses all of life’s opportunities to smoking.
“This is so cool!!!”
Hears gun shots and money
Sauce: I want that amount of crimes
Thanks for the likes
You know its a serious crime whenyou hear money lol
@@dapperdapper3902 lol
CREEPER
@@sallyking8102 AWW MAN
Just the right amount!
CAP! CLONE DRONE GOT A BIG UPDATE! THEY ADDED COOP TO MULTIPLAYER, THE TITLE SCREEN AND AREAS ARE DIFFERENT AND LOTS MORE!!!
He could play coop with ban
Agree xD
Delta..? Is That You..?
He said he has a girlfriend so now we need to beg him to play clone drone with his girlfriend.
SHIT GO ON TWITTER AND TELL HIM RIGHT NOW OR SEND HIM A LETTER
last time i was this early he went into battle with a truck in a golf cart
What?!?!
You've never played tuber simulator!
Pffffshhh you know it's fun right?
Look im not really supposed to give my opinion but,
The unfaced gamer // mobile Gamer but wat nerdbucker
I like how he said his girlfriend's name but he doesn't say his own name
I just thought of that! Wow lets give him a name then...hmm it has to be specal like him...hmmm...cs...christhopher? Hmmm...he dose look like a chris but Idk XD
@@B3XBP0 Chris it is!!!!!
I swear to god, anybody who spells Christopher with a “th” should burn in hell with Geoff and Britanni.
@@overmountain ._.
Uhhhhhh......
@@overmountain my name is Christopher and that's how u spell it
"Why is it so hard to cheat on my girlfriend"
-CaptainSauce 2019
Let's hope Chelsey didn't hear that lol
Why the voice sounds familiar
I love that there are so many random, unexpected endings in this video. That last one was particularly hilarious. 😂 I wonder if it’s random chance that gets you caught or if you always get caught when you commit the most amount of crimes. Either way, I’d love to see more of this game!
“He’s saying his first words look”
A-nne, mutti,VA-TI
“That kids is how the devil devoured the Jaminsons”
Video game: how much smoking do u want in this video
CaptainSauce: yes
Manager: are you the villain or the hero?
Captain Sauce: *YES*
Hey I don't think that was soda
I think it was beer
No shit.
@Alexander Valdez Why make soda looking beer if you don't want to make a death colored cookie disguised as a normal cookie?
No I think it was soda because it is illegal to drink alcohol when under the age of 21
Not in England
@@pizzacarter9777 but there is an option to smoke and his in college he should at least 21 years old
6:05
Observation: Every major in alphabetical order. Smoking is not, as S does not come before P (you can even see another S option below.)
To the 0.9% of humans reading this comment, I hope you reach all your dreams in this life!
My dream is to make others laugh at my content (:
ScopeShot XD
Great job
Noice
Same ass comment
Well you have succeeded
Captinsauce:"I'm gonna be a cheerleader"
Me:"Your gonna be a TABS unit Captinsauce,really,XD?!"
I love how Cap thinks the drinking is soda XD
So innocent and wholesome
can you make this a series of all the endings
I wonder if captainsauce meet graystillplays what would happen🤔
Awesomeness...
just saying
Mc Gaming i think they already know each other
Trenty Boi Really?
HEY CAP DO YOU KNOW GRAYSTILLPLAYS?
Mc Gaming i think so, I remember him saying something about him and ol uncle grey, but i think thats blitz
Youre the funniest youtuber in the world and your face of the crime thing was so funny man
Cheers to Captain Sauce for having the smokest life possible.
11:32 It finally hits CaptainSauce that drinking is not referrin to soda xD
A wild pimple appeared captainsauce dosent make a Pokemon joke on it
That *IS* the joke.
Son: dies. Parents: Good thing we bought that 18 year warranty.
Wait, so we don't even know Sause's name but now we know his girlfriend's name.
That's just how he is, I guess lol
nah its out there, just up to you if u wanna spend time finding it
@@BlitzerFogLeague Tried finding it before spent like 2 hours doing it but no luck
Jay Not really because that feels stalker-ish
11:00 Cap: No major in drinking
Me:the bottom of the screen says otherwise.
*sees the first part of the video*
FBI: *THIS IS FBI OPEN UP*
Nah, the FBI probably is entertained by Cap's videos lol
Captain sauce: can you stop putting those delish soda pops in my face
Me:thats beer
10:58
Bottom of list: "Drinking"
Cap:
*Okay so I can't get a college major in drinking*
15:05 I wounder how it’s going with them and you learn something new everyday first he had a dog and now he had a girlfriend
This game has such a onimous feeling to it like your in a simulation or something just me ok
I found something interesting about this game, this game is not afraid to throw a curveball at you at any point in time. When I downloaded this game after watching it from CaptainSauce and GrayStillPlays, I majored in accounting and got my character to apply for an accounting job. But before I could sign it, the Mom said: "And that's when it struck you..." then the contract got struck by lightning and ended the game right there for me. It told me that "Life is unfair". All I could do is sit and watch as I tried to process what had just happened. After the death music started playing, I clicked on the pile of ash that was once my job contract, then it took me back to the beginning of the game. I spent a good 15 minutes thinking about that moment and a little bit of life realignment.
Everyday we learn something for instance how many ppl didn’t know he had a gf
PSYCHO Gaming101 It was mentioned in one of his first videos
What about his name? Dose anyone know it
OctoPie56 nope
20:45 "Where you at Francis?!?!?!" "Looking good Francis, like you've been pitching not catching! Still not ringing any bells? *Lifts mask partially* how about now?!?"
You should play fun with ragdolls
Like so CaptainSauce will see
All of that swiping left is me trying to find someone to help me with Minecraft PvP who doesn't think I'm unteachable
Wait, CaptainSauce has a girlfriend? I thought he was a total loser like me. Unsubbed! (kidding.)
I thought he was married
He mentioned it a while back, I just didn't know if it was still going on
Also, good luck in finding your love, I'm sure ther are out there somewhere
@@Moircuus What a coincidence this is, randomly scrolling through the comments and finding you.
@@juicedapple9449 lmao
They pulled no punches with that smoking ending man like damn
I was today years old when I realized he was dating someone
I laughed when he said kicking a ball, jump rope, tater totter
When he said I am going to be a loser and read I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ATTACKED
Lol
Pimple:a peen
Captain sauce: missed a peen joke
I was legit just a watching the last episode again
CaptainSauce: Only makes bad LifeChoices
Also CaptainSauce: WHY DO I NEVER DIE OF OLD AGE
8:13 and here we have a 40 year old man saying mama like a baby
Cap:2019
He isn't 40. He's in his 20s
NUGGET!!
@@dennablanch3380 20s WHAT HOW I I I........ How i tough he was in his 30s 40s
Oh hi nugget
Remember me
Cap:that's the name of my actual girlfriend!!
Me: *spits my water* WHAT!!
Oh u poor thing on bad timing
Quick tip: there are rare random events in this game. Let's hope you're lucky enough to stumble upon one.
I love that when the college majors nearly were all smoking RELIIGION was the last one
Heya cap please for the love of all things alive PLEASE PLAY GOD OF WAR
STFU
Yes pls
3:37 a wild pimple has appeared!
Pimple: doesent get squashed
Pimple: im gonna end this man's whole career
Oof lol I liked ur comment btw
Day 9 of asking cap to play My Mighty Dragon
I love it how the farther the crimes the wider your eye lids XD
Hi
you did it yay
Hello
You are fierst
pewdsfan lasagna what?
I’m only at the intro and I’m lmao already (mainly the face he makes from scrolling his “crime rating”)
Well captain sauce your still making videos so I believe that. Is a lie.
23:10 my face when I see the line at McDonald’s
🤣
She was disappointed because if you say mama first you’re a girl if you say data you’re a boy
I honestly think it doesn’t matter who you chose in the beginning.
I said da da first and imma girl XD
I Think that’s how it works But I can be proven wrong
7:13: Well, what did you expect!? XD
I thought your gf was a hot sauce bottle
Comment stealer!
@@keniarivera7022 no im not
Cap: moves slider.
Caps eyebrows: go up with money pile.
Captain sauce you should watch how to basic’s how to make McDonald’s French fries video. It’s better than it sounds
Like so he can see please
Captainsauce:"what do you call a tennis player, a Tennessee"
Me:"you call a tennis player a tennis player. I used to play, but if there is some special word that never gets used they are just called tennis players.
You know captain sauce is supposed to be a hero right, I know its hard to believe
Choose the severity of your crimes:
Capt:yes
Captainsauce: yeah I want that many crimes
Door: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!
i love how his eyes got wider and wider after moving the crime bar
"Stupid potato child that should be given *N O* responsibilities"
-CaptainSauce
6:21: Yup. You can' stop smoking and it takes over and ruins your life.
man you know you have a pure mind if you think beer is soda
woaahh hello capt! Long time not see!!!! Woaahh you have more than 1M subs now?????? I'm your old subscriber, I know you from the life of Kevin. Congrats, you're a true legend!!!!
captiansauce: i guess theres no major in drinking
major in drinking: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i'm right here
"I want that many crimes"
Seeing how much fun he had at killing innocent people in "Undefeated", I'm honestly not surprised.
Me neither tbh
Captainsauce: Teeter-totter🙃
Me: See-saw 🧐
My cat still agrees that the teacher looks like Loki, because he looked up again when you said it. Lol I'm really starting to question why I watch things with him in the room.
Last time I watched Thor he tried to break the tv whenever his name was said. I'll admit at least my cat knows his name is Loki since he tried to smack Thor during the end of the movie.
10:56
Captainsause:Hmmmmm is there is a major in drinking
Major in drink:I'M DOWN HERE IDIOT PASSED ME.
This was not being a jerk I was just having fun.
Cap always helps these small games, so nice of him.
I like how at 11:00 he is looking for drinking and it is at the bottom of the screen and he did not see it.
When you are looking at so !any options but find your perfect match😂😂 5:58
Aww man my streak! Btw love your videos
Captain sause: why is it so hard to cheat on my girlfriend
Captains mom: is it now
3:49 “come on!“
Bad choice of words in this situation
I found out you can still do the crime path and survive so long as you ignore the box.
Title: I died young because of 1 choice
I don't think ANYBODY would have guessed what it was.
This game is super funny but especially with Captain’s commentary 😂😂
Shady dude in the in the street captainsauce this is perfect
Is anyone else just super creeped out by this game.
Some of the music, the child birth, the screams when you choose the severity of your crimes, 99.9 percent of the endings, the lack of peoples faces, in other words, Everything? Just me?
Gabe Zollinger nope, not just you in that but also in watching the video late😂😂😂
Thank for making daily content love u cap play more Minecraft
"The choices affect your traits, strengths and weaknesses." [BLEEP!BEEP!BLEEP!] LIES!
2:25 woah hold it. Did he say your a loser if you read?
Bold move, being unfaithful to a character with the same name as your actual girlfriend.
Was it me or did I hear a baby when choose the severity of crime
Say something I’m giving you ..
Cigarettes
"Choose the severity of your crimes" yes
You know your dad sounds like Nate from fallout 4
When the severity goes UP hes eyebrows and eyes Go UP also
Cap: I will be a cheerleader cuz that will make me jacked
Also cap: we can smoke and get fat at the same time