Finding Nemo explained by an idiot

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  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    I can only imagine “Bambi” explained by this genius
    A true piece of art

    • @aboma733
      @aboma733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/CxgtEhe9eWA/w-d-xo.html,,.

    • @kingfish7528
      @kingfish7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      the hunter be like first blood one shot one kill +500xp

    • @timothylynch6074
      @timothylynch6074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "And the bitch got 360 no scoped, who didn't see that coming"

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@timothylynch6074 I can literally hear him saying that😂

    • @din2akhiangte507
      @din2akhiangte507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aboma733 stop spammer

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24148

    I think everyone agrees that anyone who's ever watched this movie absolutely despises that little girl.

    • @atotallyrealhuman8780
      @atotallyrealhuman8780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +554

      yeah, tho i kinda get her it’s not her fault

    • @greenlywood5652
      @greenlywood5652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      true

    • @xavierhobbrick6535
      @xavierhobbrick6535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      You are everywhere, how

    • @zerocritikal
      @zerocritikal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @player 2 I will obliterate both equally

    • @robertringsrud9950
      @robertringsrud9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Actually i don't remember that girl. The one i despise is dory. She's freaking insufferable.

  • @LordSpink
    @LordSpink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17603

    Best discovered channel of 2021!

    • @antenmanakhelo
      @antenmanakhelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Ikr bro literally gained 1mil in a month

    • @supergk4315
      @supergk4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I hope you see this I'm a huge fan of your old little shop videos on apex

    • @matteobenonihasler8142
      @matteobenonihasler8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Highly agreeed😆

    • @get_my_damn_potato5461
      @get_my_damn_potato5461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Smell-yer-maw yes he did lmao 😂 I subbed to him at 50k then his shit just took off by the next day and went to 980k

    • @aq0m
      @aq0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@get_my_damn_potato5461 ikr every day he was gaining 100k at one point

  • @TBR.21
    @TBR.21 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    By the way, when a ship's hull crushes the metal horn, it cracks the vial inside it, allowing the acid to run down a tube and into a lead-acid battery that until then contained no acid electrolyte until then. This energizes the battery, which makes the mine go kaput

    • @DuplexWeevil337
      @DuplexWeevil337 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cool

    • @Slpdprvd-lm1os
      @Slpdprvd-lm1os ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I only understood that last sentence.

    • @Dsd2612S
      @Dsd2612S ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Slpdprvd-lm1os basically stuff break, liquid mix, BOOM

    • @Slpdprvd-lm1os
      @Slpdprvd-lm1os ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dsd2612S ok thank you

    • @countrycoffeecup7772
      @countrycoffeecup7772 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I only understood this because I remember learning about the anatomy of a dry cell battery from my Junior Year Physical Science class in High School.

  • @mercury2157
    @mercury2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4679

    It took me a while to realize that since sea turtles eat jellyfish, that's probably how Crush found the two so easily

    • @godsangel9749
      @godsangel9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Intelligence 100

    • @Eman-lg2gb
      @Eman-lg2gb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      EEEEEE

    • @miketrevtt1857
      @miketrevtt1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Iq 2000

    • @adriani.m4163
      @adriani.m4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      I guess some dark shit has to be unseen in kids movies

    • @mercury2157
      @mercury2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@adriani.m4163 as opposed to the two main characters nearly dying multiple times throughout the movie?

  • @urguysadz
    @urguysadz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    The mines have a tiny pressure point thats kinda like a red button. And the button has a very weak pressure point meaning anything(thats not water) that hits it will cause the mine to go kaboom.

    • @theonlykingtiger
      @theonlykingtiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Some have a magnetic fuze

    • @Geyrider
      @Geyrider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So they cant go past a special dept?

    • @theonlykingtiger
      @theonlykingtiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Geyrider no they sit close to the surface and when a ship comes close to them they explode

    • @danielwang8017
      @danielwang8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      isn't it a chemical trigger? A glass vial inside of the horns breaks when something crashes into it?

    • @addsreclame3264
      @addsreclame3264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Geyrider well putting them very deep would be useless wouldn’t it?

  • @Ligma_Bawls_
    @Ligma_Bawls_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    "The bubbly wubbly bit"
    *lip smack*
    God I'll never leave this channel

  • @iRinnda
    @iRinnda ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    "fuck, I'll never be able to tap my son's ass"
    had me spitting and simultaneously almost choking on my own spit.

    • @namaanda5349
      @namaanda5349 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      same, this is the best 2 layer joke I've ever heard

    • @colin-onioin
      @colin-onioin ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Actually, Merlin would turn into a female, and his ass would be tapped by Nemo.

    • @namaanda5349
      @namaanda5349 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ok, now it's 2 layer + plot twist

    • @sophiecotton2320
      @sophiecotton2320 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same except I spit out sprite on my table

    • @eagle_2351
      @eagle_2351 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's because you subconsciously wanted to die after hearing that.

  • @themanwithoneplan5560
    @themanwithoneplan5560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    Grindset sigma male Gill says “never help crippled children.” I felt that.

    • @ronn6771
      @ronn6771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same. #Relatable #SigmaGrindset 😔

    • @tobythehamster
      @tobythehamster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      sigma fish daily routine
      - wake up
      - swim
      - refuse to help emotionally damaged and scared younger fish
      - go to sleep

    • @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145
      @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I strive to be that one day

    • @CallingSkoot
      @CallingSkoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Somebody called?

    • @ayushdebbarma7585
      @ayushdebbarma7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CallingSkoot sigma balls grindset

  • @malodos2295
    @malodos2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    "Never help crippled children"
    -thats another quote to add to the Art Of The Sigma book.

    • @gusmarston7864
      @gusmarston7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Uncle?

    • @siralex9143
      @siralex9143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gusmarston7864 YO WTF LMFAO

    • @fadiamainar2679
      @fadiamainar2679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Family reunion

    • @solehansalikin7318
      @solehansalikin7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who knows. Maybe the crippled children can shoot theyre nails by using a corpse part of jeSUS.

    • @gusmarston7864
      @gusmarston7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@siralex9143 what?

  • @markbelden6883
    @markbelden6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6974

    "finding Nemo explained by a genius" is a more accurate title

  • @imagiking69420
    @imagiking69420 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    4:59 the joke of Dory saying "F**k yo son" going directly before High Boi describing Nemo as "the f**ked son" is so discreet yet so hilarious.

  • @AnkushB1811
    @AnkushB1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4592

    Things people haven't figured out-
    1- Meaning of life
    2- Existence of God
    3- High Boi rating system

    • @crocowithaglocko5876
      @crocowithaglocko5876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      I’m so high that I’ve figured out the rating system

    • @nangboonleng6326
      @nangboonleng6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@crocowithaglocko5876 So what stuff to understand his rating?

    • @bannana4058
      @bannana4058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@nangboonleng6326 all of them

    • @BowlTheOne
      @BowlTheOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@nangboonleng6326 make sure to smoke more weeds

    • @iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523
      @iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      You are forgetting one thing. When it comes to Americans we also haven’t figured out basic geography and think Africa is a country

  • @xLuciferxify
    @xLuciferxify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    "Dumbass uncooked fish finger"
    I'm stealing this
    Absolute gold

    • @lennoxbh1102
      @lennoxbh1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Finding nemo in minecraft?

    • @opxx6910
      @opxx6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/gcqiVZjbu3s/w-d-xo.html

    • @DoxToDox
      @DoxToDox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fishus

    • @dindjarin1023
      @dindjarin1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy beejesus how the fuq did I read this at the EXACT time he said it

    • @Majorite
      @Majorite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@opxx6910 why do I click links and what did I just see

  • @thotslayer806
    @thotslayer806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5472

    “Sigma male grindset
    Never help crippled children”
    That fish is a true sigma

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      High boi started the trend lol

    • @fireflymiesumae
      @fireflymiesumae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha

    • @SchizoprenicPotato
      @SchizoprenicPotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      do u guys know the music on 4:04 ?

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@SchizoprenicPotato sigma music

    • @SchizoprenicPotato
      @SchizoprenicPotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GeezSus k ty, it sounds cool lol

  • @joeljohn2042
    @joeljohn2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    How this man manages to demonetise a video of him recapping a family friendly movie is beyond my mortal comprehension

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The secret ingredient is swear words

    • @Dave1507
      @Dave1507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      did you watch it on mute, or what?

    • @elchomper.1063
      @elchomper.1063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cause you lack all comprehension

    • @elchomper.1063
      @elchomper.1063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Dave1507 that excuse doesn't even work the video has fucking subtitles built into the video....

    • @saladcaesar7716
      @saladcaesar7716 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably copyright &hit

  • @buddnotbuddy5479
    @buddnotbuddy5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Apparently the mines only go off if one of the spikes gets crushed. It’s full of acid that flows into the mine when the spike gets crushed. The acid completes a battery inside the mine and it explodes.

    • @wyn9693
      @wyn9693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wow, that's pretty cool

    • @randomguy9873
      @randomguy9873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cool I've always wondered how mines work

    • @crankyrack9001
      @crankyrack9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was probably the torpedo that triggered the explosion

    • @ToonZ_1776
      @ToonZ_1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man, I've always wondered how mines work.

    • @mental_metal_au2179
      @mental_metal_au2179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like how all the responses look the same but "THE MORE U KNOW"

  • @pickapixel
    @pickapixel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2914

    YESSSS! Love it when you do Disney films

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @Geronimo-ys2jh
      @Geronimo-ys2jh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Shrek
      Edit : Shrek

    • @miguelreijs2024
      @miguelreijs2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes random verified person

    • @Winterrrz
      @Winterrrz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wtf I haven't seen your channel in years! Last watched when you did crate unboxing

    • @unusual3372
      @unusual3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

  • @dankymemerson237
    @dankymemerson237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    This channel has the only rating system that I can endorse.

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws.

    • @maritessvalenzuela1260
      @maritessvalenzuela1260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Flome810 the only time he uses a rating system that WE dont understand is when he rated Wall-EEEEEEEE like what is 10 outta 10 bro it should be 69 wall-EEEEEEEEE's used out of 69,420 hoomans

    • @dankymemerson237
      @dankymemerson237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Flome810 Yo my guy how the heck you just gonna be Sokka, I been bingeing the crap out of ATLA.

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dankymemerson237 I’ve watched the show twice.

  • @jamchiroptera4258
    @jamchiroptera4258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love that the crab interrogation is still gold on its own, even now

  • @ihsanauliarahman1057
    @ihsanauliarahman1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I never realized the crack innuendo of Bruce sniffing Dory's blood. His pupils even dilate.

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Have you heard of the ratchet and clank series? Most of the games are rated E for Everyone yet there are so many sexual innuendos even in the titles 😂

    • @daniellangston5887
      @daniellangston5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Flome810 The ole glory hole

    • @oi-cj1pz
      @oi-cj1pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      takes a cracky to understand a cracky

    • @gawddamn5824
      @gawddamn5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I never realized nemo had a fukd fin

    • @eminemcruz6384
      @eminemcruz6384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like catnip but opposite effect

  • @attman7061
    @attman7061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    You’re right about the mines except for they are extremely unstable so sometimes they randomly go off for no reason hence they don’t really do anything with them they just mark it as a no entry zone because they can go off at anytime due to the water damage

    • @its_todders7460
      @its_todders7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wouldn’t expect water damage from something thats built for underwater use, but guess i was wrong.

    • @attman7061
      @attman7061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@its_todders7460 after a few years they start to rust on the outside so they are no longer waterproof

    • @its_todders7460
      @its_todders7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@attman7061 oh ok

    • @theepiccalt
      @theepiccalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Shervin Playz _stfu_

    • @Eman-lg2gb
      @Eman-lg2gb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EEEEEE

  • @imtootiredforthis7694
    @imtootiredforthis7694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3487

    Fun fact: There are only 10 dentists at any given time, and one of them comes from a long line of people who just in general hate all toothpaste.

    • @luigimario3579
      @luigimario3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Toothpaste deniers

    • @enjerth78
      @enjerth78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      What irks me the most is that we always hear about what those 9 dentists think, but we never really get to hear what that other one really thinks.

    • @jozokrstanovic9040
      @jozokrstanovic9040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      9 out of 10 dentists agree that the 10th dentist should really chill out

    • @Bee-fu9uz
      @Bee-fu9uz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      the tenth guy just hates the flavour

    • @sineowl443
      @sineowl443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@enjerth78 the 10th one is an actually decent human being who does not get paid to advertise the useless pharma products
      and generally opts in for a natural tooth cleaning method...iguess

  • @bigred1619
    @bigred1619 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    For anyone wondering what his actual score is I have deduced that it is a 5.8/10. The method at which I came to this conclusion is as follows: Assuming 1 straw kills one turtle and you have 9 turtles and 3.8 straws that means you have 5.2/9 of the turtles left which in decimal form is 0.57777 repeating which can be rounded up to 0.58 for simplicity. You then convert this back to Fraction form Which is how you come up with the score 5.8/10

    • @nikolailawrey2691
      @nikolailawrey2691 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I love when people do this it is super fascinating seeing how people worked it out good work keep it up

    • @derpyllama3460
      @derpyllama3460 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO

    • @cormacmccarthy1889
      @cormacmccarthy1889 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/i6l8MFdTaPE/w-d-xo.html

    • @danielkover7157
      @danielkover7157 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nerd. 😊

    • @IHeartPie34
      @IHeartPie34 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😊

  • @hexzies4265
    @hexzies4265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    The quote "Faken Stoopid Wamen" is never going to exit my mind.

    • @BroadcastingCN
      @BroadcastingCN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sounds real faken stoopid wamen

    • @tealiotails4407
      @tealiotails4407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BroadcastingCN LMAO

    • @CoraCreates
      @CoraCreates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same.

    • @dumpertron1
      @dumpertron1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @2222ben
      @2222ben 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ur future is not looking good my friend lol

  • @screendoor_
    @screendoor_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    “Sorry, I was murdering another national treasure, what can I help you with?”
    RIP My boi Steve

    • @zen4ever3
      @zen4ever3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s such a funny, dark but funny joke

    • @quirinmuller8722
      @quirinmuller8722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont get it can you explain?

    • @Bzons
      @Bzons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@quirinmuller8722 Steve Irwin died after being impaled by a stingray during an episode of his show. The footage of his death was destroyed by request of Irwin's family.

    • @quirinmuller8722
      @quirinmuller8722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bzons Oooh. Thanks lmao makes more sense now

  • @user-mz6wb
    @user-mz6wb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5669

    “Because nemo was depresso espresso” that killed me

    • @sycationmadbros9876
      @sycationmadbros9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hecker your here

    • @HaymakerHavs
      @HaymakerHavs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HEKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @hello-uq7nr
      @hello-uq7nr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Heyyy Hecker how is beluga

    • @Arsnichron
      @Arsnichron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HECKER

    • @hello-uq7nr
      @hello-uq7nr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Arsnichron riCkRolLing

  • @eigenman2571
    @eigenman2571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You are correct, it takes more than a tap to trigger those types of contact naval mines. They have what are known as “hertz horns” (the spiky thing) and they trigger when a glass vile inside of them breaks due to impact

    • @gentlestormtrooper8297
      @gentlestormtrooper8297 ปีที่แล้ว

      So uh, call me uneducated etc. but if a submarine were to hit one it is sure to be sunken right after, right? I mean how big is the real life explosion?

    • @bluejumperskullman1584
      @bluejumperskullman1584 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it sure hertz alright

    • @peeman2
      @peeman2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bluejumperskullman1584 no

    • @bluejumperskullman1584
      @bluejumperskullman1584 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@peeman2 yes

  • @aleksdreeve8878
    @aleksdreeve8878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    “Sigma male grindset: never help crippled children” absolutely choked me.

    • @cyrusazarmy6665
      @cyrusazarmy6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I love how he used the audio always used in those insta satire post😂

    • @-AAA-147
      @-AAA-147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Probably the best version of that meme I've seen yet.

    • @themastergluesniffer
      @themastergluesniffer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Time stamp

    • @shellyg824
      @shellyg824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Made me cry in my break room, I sound like a dying animal in here

    • @whyoctogongood664
      @whyoctogongood664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big A

  • @nixitoeditz1833
    @nixitoeditz1833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    "how confusing do you want you're ratings to be?"
    "YES"

    • @jaxonfreeze7882
      @jaxonfreeze7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Welcome to the joke! Please, take a seat.

    • @natsuki9570
      @natsuki9570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dont mind me just waiting for a fight to happen

    • @stoned737
      @stoned737 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      we love anime

    • @FreakingDoomShroom
      @FreakingDoomShroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natsuki9570 I too see the possibility for it 🍿

    • @isaacrandomrussell5630
      @isaacrandomrussell5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Giving an answer, but not.
      It’s ingenious I tell you, ingenious.

  • @pilly6548
    @pilly6548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This guy is addictive af, I literally found him a month ago and binged all of his 51 vids...

    • @lxlrvfx1764
      @lxlrvfx1764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Find him at 15k, watched all his videos. Hidden gem

    • @frankcastle1862
      @frankcastle1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same but my head hurts

    • @pilly6548
      @pilly6548 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frankcastle1862 that means you doing it right

    • @pilly6548
      @pilly6548 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lxlrvfx1764 I am sad I never knew him before :(

  • @georgeobrien3956
    @georgeobrien3956 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is like the best way to rewatch a movie if you don't actually want to sit through the whole thing, superb my guy

  • @skullpirate3015
    @skullpirate3015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3081

    I love how you only “ruined our childhood” by saying clownfish can switch genders to make more babies, but not that barracudas (the fish that “killed” all the babies) don’t kill clownfish, but other clownfish do. So Marlin made up the story of the barracuda because his wife ate all the babies.

    • @malindataylor5285
      @malindataylor5285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      She just wanted to have a post-birth abortion

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@malindataylor5285 And a snack. Two in one!

    • @MK11_EGY
      @MK11_EGY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      they don't eat EGGS, but she (somehow) didn't know that, so the barracuda attacked her, and all the eggs (except for Nemo's ofc) were destroyed in the skirmish. Plus, barracudas DO eat clown fish, it's just a rare occurrence.

    • @ansonprydejr.1432
      @ansonprydejr.1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Sorry, dude. MatPat and the Film Theorists beat you to the punch with both of those points.

    • @saragerardo6089
      @saragerardo6089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Someone watches Film Theory

  • @Aimi_Kaneko
    @Aimi_Kaneko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    Real fact time: The fish that killed Marlin’s wife and kids was a barracuda, but they don’t eat fish, except for…other clownfish, and in clownfish society, the females are more dominant and stronger than the males, and since Marlin’s wife is dead, he would become a female and since well…..if Marlin wanted to reproduce nemo and Marlin would- ANYWAY also Anglerfish live 6,000 feet underwater, and even in a couple feet underwater Marlin and Dory being under so much pressure that they would flatten and their organs would come out of their mouths
    Where I got this info:
    th-cam.com/video/3E7Yx2M_1WU/w-d-xo.html
    But he also explained it on 8:24

    • @asura3695
      @asura3695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      because the male clownfish become females when their mate dies

    • @Yaniwq18
      @Yaniwq18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@asura3695 so Marlin is trans? 👁️👄👁️ 🤔

    • @blackluck4754
      @blackluck4754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Yaniwq18 AYO-

    • @birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251
      @birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@Yaniwq18 well what happens is all clownfish are born as male, they find another male (or a female whose wife died)and the most dominant one becomes female. When the mtf fish dies the other clownfish becomes female then goes to search for another male to continue the clownfish life circle. So technically all clownfish are/will be transwomen

    • @NoName-x4t5b
      @NoName-x4t5b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251 what if Marlin is gay an trans? 👁👄👁

  • @spawner2469
    @spawner2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    5:28 the plan works, they made a whole gameboy game about it.

    • @spawner2469
      @spawner2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and here is proof of said game existing
      th-cam.com/video/xLJKYFMkVWs/w-d-xo.html

  • @masterzing3324
    @masterzing3324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    “Marlin wakes up on this chill ass turtle, zoinked out of his mind”
    On seaweed.
    Come on, missed opportunity.

    • @ontiveros4arroyos
      @ontiveros4arroyos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is a special string of it that is nice

    • @gmbill6831
      @gmbill6831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are actually high off of jellyfish.

    • @ontiveros4arroyos
      @ontiveros4arroyos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gmbill6831 the stinging has caused our pain cells to become so numb that we can express any other thing besides chill ness

    • @aboma733
      @aboma733 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/GqAquwaXaGc/w-d-xo.html ..

  • @notfrank6586
    @notfrank6586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    3:19
    about the mines, they only explode when a ship or sub brushes against the metal stick things sticking out if it. how it works is the ship or sub touches and breaks. basically the metal parts sticking out are it's fuses or something, the ship or what ever breaks these metal sticks when is brushes against it, when it breaks the metal part on the inside goes inside the bomb, completes that charge and goes boom.

    • @rileyengel4101
      @rileyengel4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s also possible that as they are most likely very old the small impact from the torpedo set one off which in turn set them all off.

    • @idkbacon
      @idkbacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or by pushing it off a hill like these guys did: m.th-cam.com/video/ApJCfeipvIQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @rileyengel4101
      @rileyengel4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idkbacon yeah that’s fucking awesome

    • @pancakesyrup4744
      @pancakesyrup4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not how it works they are detonated by magnets so when a medal object passes within the magenta field the mine clicks to the medal thus setting it off the spikes are magnets

    • @rileyengel4101
      @rileyengel4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pancakesyrup4744 yeah that sounds about right. Have they always been that way?

  • @_Samm
    @_Samm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    "This ass flap of a fish, that killed my boy Steve Irwin"
    Best line in the whole video

    • @beautiflyEX
      @beautiflyEX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know what sucks he died on my birthday September 4th

    • @manelmoyano7080
      @manelmoyano7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Sorry, I was murdering another national treasure, what can I help you with?"

    • @muhkhalydin5953
      @muhkhalydin5953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manelmoyano7080 lol

    • @MagiSwag
      @MagiSwag 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except that that is a manta-ray and not a stingray.

  • @gwooove
    @gwooove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I remember watching this movie for the first time when I was like five and I didn’t even realise that it was set in my home country. I still respect this movie for being the only Pixar movie, hell I think the only DISNEY movie set in Australia.

    • @samuelpetrovich4998
      @samuelpetrovich4998 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rescuers Down Under, a childhood favorite of mine, is another disney movie set in Australia

  • @DualWave1
    @DualWave1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    and when the world needed him most HE RETURNED.

  • @bolldud5479
    @bolldud5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3459

    He claims he's an idiot, but he seems pretty educated in physics and stuff.

    • @joshuachang5210
      @joshuachang5210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I think in one of his Q&A videos he said he's a computer science major.

    • @arifkhaqanahmad6850
      @arifkhaqanahmad6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That’s what makes him an idiot.

    • @BroadcastingCN
      @BroadcastingCN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sometimes the most genius is crazy
      That's why he said himself stupid

    • @nexusdrop7863
      @nexusdrop7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He watches movies with da science in it. He smarted up.

    • @milescaldwell6889
      @milescaldwell6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also he points out every plot hole

  • @yifart9284
    @yifart9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    “He didn’t get the memo or nemo”
    “Ha ha ha ha kill me”
    Seriously anything this dude says I laugh god his way he makes everyone laugh js amazing 😂

    • @adriani.m4163
      @adriani.m4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah me too

    • @Nishaks15
      @Nishaks15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment had 444 likes before I liked it

    • @opxx6910
      @opxx6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/gcqiVZjbu3s/w-d-xo.html

    • @DragoMations
      @DragoMations 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didnt say nemo

    • @CheesemanMX
      @CheesemanMX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @juicefan7802
    @juicefan7802 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my comfort yt series please keep uploading these are the only way i can love life

  • @barelyhere36
    @barelyhere36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    The way he keeps calling Nemo different things that rhyme with his name throughout the video keeps killing me over and over again

    • @owu9227
      @owu9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HE said fabio perfectly, damn FInding Chelonia Fans

    • @spongebob9682
      @spongebob9682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fabio lol

    • @hemantdubey2309
      @hemantdubey2309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cheemo, queefo,feemo, supremo

    • @NooodleFan
      @NooodleFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dory did the same thing

    • @GalaxyGamer-y2w
      @GalaxyGamer-y2w ปีที่แล้ว

      memo, cheemo, queefo, femmo ,supremo and the f**ked son

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    "fucking dumbass uncooked fish finger" that's the best quote I've heard 😂

    • @xelalareina
      @xelalareina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Faxx

    • @cookielordplays9933
      @cookielordplays9933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      timestamp?

    • @KiwiTheGreat
      @KiwiTheGreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol 🤣

    • @zgf4744
      @zgf4744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally as soon as i heard him say that I went straight to the comments to see if anybody else thought that was funny.. and there ya go 😂

    • @cipher9714
      @cipher9714 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cookielordplays9933 2:13

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    To give credit to the “random things appearing out of thin water” when diving or even just swimming in the ocean depending on where you are the visibility can be shit at BEST

  • @sheriffpumpkin4104
    @sheriffpumpkin4104 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you use different color for the character's dialogue
    Really make them stand out

  • @pepeonzima4814
    @pepeonzima4814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    how many words sound like *nemo* ??
    high boi: _yes_

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eeefjjg my t of F J gg my d is F off de end ye gg it did is I’m mo

  • @someguy7294
    @someguy7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Most sea mines are set off magnetically, that’s why minesweeper ships are made mostly out of wood

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jamescrab4110 I think most minesweepers in service are quite old and made of wood

    • @CetoFreakingKaiba
      @CetoFreakingKaiba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wait, even WWII mines? Afaik it's the pointy things that cause detonation, just like he said. You could argue that maaaybe the torpedo, that hit the mine with the head, detonated first but that also needs some mental gymnastics since I really doubt the detonator would be triggered by this very mild impact.

    • @_TAKtician
      @_TAKtician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CetoFreakingKaiba WWII mines were magnetic for the most part. i'm sure there were other kinds, but these stereotypical ones you always see are modeled on magnetic mines

    • @CetoFreakingKaiba
      @CetoFreakingKaiba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_TAKtician I see, I didn't know that. Do you happen to know what the pointy things are then? I would bet some short of backup detonators or legs for the mine to stand on when in store (I know they had a separate base with rails on actual warships) but I can't think of anything else.

    • @_TAKtician
      @_TAKtician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CetoFreakingKaiba so i googled it and apparently i was wrong lol, the pointy things are if a ship bumps into them, so maybe they have 2 ways of being set off? because i know a fuckton of mines are magnetic

  • @SaMaRaIjAcK____
    @SaMaRaIjAcK____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "Sigma male Grindset:
    Never help cripple children"
    Something to live by definitely

  • @Adlimski
    @Adlimski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im addicted to your videos. I've watched this like fkn 20 times and still cant stop.

  • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
    @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Not me really thinking about that rating like:
    *For every 3 turtles at least one would be effected/come in more dangerous contact with plastic. Meaning that-*

    • @Podzall
      @Podzall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oof

    • @Beepoo15
      @Beepoo15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So like 8/10?

    • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
      @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Beepoo15 not sure tbh.
      U could look at it in different ways.
      Like u could take 1 turtle off of the 9 for each one to be affected 🤷‍♀️
      Or just any other way

    • @major_mango5956
      @major_mango5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Podzall the fact that makes sense proves that his ratings DO have some actual meaning

  • @Skipsjack
    @Skipsjack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    “Sorry, I was murdering another national treasure, what can I help you with?”

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I need you to steal the Declaration of Independence so you can restore your father's honor

    • @mathewantony8114
      @mathewantony8114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      need you to get me the time stone

    • @Goldskull_Mystic
      @Goldskull_Mystic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I need help replacing the nose on the Statue of Liberty

    • @jagamerboii6208
      @jagamerboii6208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need your help stopping a possible future terrorist attack

    • @mathewantony8114
      @mathewantony8114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need you to kill john wick's dog

  • @plaziful2329
    @plaziful2329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    calls himself an idiot every video but in most of his videos he makes the creators look dumb, Nice Work Soldier.

  • @ruthiewitter569
    @ruthiewitter569 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    10:35 “end of quick time events” killed me

  • @terrexa3423
    @terrexa3423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Nemo's alternative title:
    When you Dad is incapable of grabbing the milk so you do it for him.

    • @aboma733
      @aboma733 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/CxgtEhe9eWA/w-d-xo.html,,.

    • @Krim4444
      @Krim4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      atleast now he wont go to grab milk for 30 years

    • @terrexa3423
      @terrexa3423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Krim4444 I mean its better than dory going, She'd 1 prolly get cereal and forget who you are 😂

    • @Megavergil
      @Megavergil 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terrexa3423 well if you win the lottery I bet she remembers of it all the time

  • @niteshsapkota8179
    @niteshsapkota8179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    "This movie gets 9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws"
    - High Boi

    • @opxx6910
      @opxx6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/gcqiVZjbu3s/w-d-xo.html

    • @fornsphin
      @fornsphin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it WAS a pretty good movie.

  • @Praxis101
    @Praxis101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    “9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws” sounds like a very dark statistic

    • @JCKmusicandmore
      @JCKmusicandmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indeed. Should we break it down?

    • @wannaGetSmoked
      @wannaGetSmoked 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JCKmusicandmore Go for it

    • @LaniakeaDenizen
      @LaniakeaDenizen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@JCKmusicandmore Is that a reference to microplastics breaking down?

    • @JCKmusicandmore
      @JCKmusicandmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LaniakeaDenizen ;)

    • @JCKmusicandmore
      @JCKmusicandmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      9 turtles divided by 3.8 plastic straws equals 2.36, meaning theoretically that 2.36 (rounded down, 2, with a bit left over to make an extra number at the end) turtles could be killed for each plastic straw in their habitat, the water.
      Thus, 2 turtles × 3.8 -》4 straws=8 deaths out of the 9 turtles there...until the remainder is factored in.
      9 deaths out of 9. A 100% mortality rate.
      But that also equals 100% movie rating...so noice :)

  • @angeldust8203
    @angeldust8203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    okay so, he WAS correct when he said the stuff about the mines, where they explode when pressure is applied to the pins, but... that is a sunken battleship. sunken battleships typically dont have torpedo primer removed from the torpedoes, which means they'd still go boom, and since those mines are also active, they go boom too.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is very clealry a ww2/cold war era submarine

    • @WolfThePilot
      @WolfThePilot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yasininn7699% sure it’s a US sub, Gato-class, judging by the front, also battleships, especially WW2 ones, don’t have underwater torpedo tubes, or even really torpedo tubes to begin with

  • @markdevonport3274
    @markdevonport3274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    3:19 To answer your question about the mines, older mines are usually more sensitive/unstable than newer ones, so they blow up more easily.
    Based on the way they looked in the movie, it would show reason that they were very old this VERY sensitive/HIGHLY unstable

    • @juntingiee2602
      @juntingiee2602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yeah those mines were like from ww2 because that old sub was a U boat used by the germans

    • @Aquamarine-Hoshino
      @Aquamarine-Hoshino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juntingiee2602 yea

    • @Aquamarine-Hoshino
      @Aquamarine-Hoshino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juntingiee2602 ふcきんgづmばっs

    • @bruhmanbruhman6554
      @bruhmanbruhman6554 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      cool

    • @ArmedSpaghet
      @ArmedSpaghet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Funny story, when mines were being tested, sometimes they would randomly detonate from dolphins / bigger fish touching them.

  • @johnmonk4793
    @johnmonk4793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Yes those mines are supposed to have one of their points pushed in however with how long they where down there the mechanisms could easily decay enough that the vibrations of a metal on metal impact could potentially trigger the explosion. Is it likely not really but it is possible

    • @ersinesiyok2888
      @ersinesiyok2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you are a hero thx

    • @freddym99
      @freddym99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just maybe the torpedo exploded because of its warhead being triggered and then detonated the mine in the process.

    • @johnmonk4793
      @johnmonk4793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is absolutely plausible at minimum one realistically triggered the other

    • @Diabeta69
      @Diabeta69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So tap=boom and pull trigger=boom, nice

    • @owu9227
      @owu9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true

  • @WinnerMcCoolio
    @WinnerMcCoolio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    “She didn’t get the ME-MO hahahaha kill me”
    Me: same

    • @Jisawesomeletter
      @Jisawesomeletter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @elio2704
      @elio2704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      woah

    • @joeltheworst
      @joeltheworst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nobody:
      highboi: flippin kill me
      me: fliPpInG kiLl mE BiAtCh

  • @Prof_Unknown
    @Prof_Unknown ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was just impressed that Pixar had basically all the accurate details on the Gato class boat (The Submarine) that the sharks held their "AA" meeting in. Very good attention to detail

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    High Boi: "Retarded fishes"
    High Boi 2 minutes later: "Fucking genious fishis"

    • @royliber3824
      @royliber3824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TBH when I saw this movie, I was also surprised how smart the fish were at some parts and how completely dumb they were at other parts.

    • @volklii
      @volklii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/_vydXAy9PMg/w-d-xo.html

    • @chickenbonevlogs9098
      @chickenbonevlogs9098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rw4eoN6tbSwb/w-d-xo.htmlejqisjdkgoh

  • @thebltgod
    @thebltgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    the shade towards the stingray any time he's mentioned cracks me up every time lol

    • @Eman-lg2gb
      @Eman-lg2gb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      EEEEEE

    • @thebltgod
      @thebltgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Eman-lg2gb EEEEEEE

    • @Eman-lg2gb
      @Eman-lg2gb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebltgod EEEEEE

    • @thebltgod
      @thebltgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Eman-lg2gb EEEEEEEE

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Eman-lg2gb E

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    4:00 in a nutshell:
    "Don't help the small child that's new to everything in the tank that could kill em."
    "I can't escape the tube, my fin too small."
    "I also have an injured fin. And if I, an experienced stronger and wiser fish could do it. You should be able to without my help, somehow."

  • @michaelkovacs3295
    @michaelkovacs3295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    6:48
    OMG its the teenage mutant ninja turtles on meth!!!!

  • @krys4898
    @krys4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "or shit keeps appearing out of thin water"
    Same thing applies to high boi recommendations

    • @Iamafuckingmadlad
      @Iamafuckingmadlad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here before this blowws up

    • @cokeke8210
      @cokeke8210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Iamafuckingmadlad me toooo

    • @milk6664
      @milk6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Iamafuckingmadlad here before he gets 10 mil

  • @SunnysFilms
    @SunnysFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "then satan himself arrives" I laughed so hard. My mom hated Darla so so much. She would have laughed so hard at that too.

  • @bee281light6
    @bee281light6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Sea mines are triggered by the influence of a ship or submarine, rather than direct contact. Such mines incorporate electronic sensors designed to detect the presence of a vessel and detonate when it comes within the blast range of the warhead.

    • @owu9227
      @owu9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      n e r d

    • @bee281light6
      @bee281light6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@owu9227 thanks but no I just love war

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@owu9227 Someone explained the underwater mines: _"True"_
      Someone else also explained it but accurate: _"n e r d"_
      *ok.*

    • @murilosilvavalenga5492
      @murilosilvavalenga5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@owu9227 I could eat a letter soup and literally poop a better reply than yours

    • @N1lav
      @N1lav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Judging by the shape of the subamrine. It was a old world war 2 type thing. The mines back then were contact or magnetic mines. Russians got cheeky and put both systems into mine, coz Russah. So the torpedo could have detonated the mine if it had a magnetic trigger. The worst thing is the spacing of the mines. To avoid a chain reaction mines are spread out enough to not be triggered by each other blast waves.

  • @toxiceyebrows
    @toxiceyebrows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:36 I give this poster a 2 feesh out of 1 fish chicken smoker teen

  • @Blu_____
    @Blu_____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    To answer the question, the mines trigger when a “pointy thingy” is pushed in, but as with most explosives, left exposed and decaying can cause them to become extra delicate when they’re live, meaning sometimes a simple tap could detonate it :)
    Edit: My girlfriend lied to me and I am wrong, see replies for details.

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      the tactic is to fuck up enemy submarines and ships. usually people dont give a F about logic when they have to defend themselves xD

    • @romanzwicky4087
      @romanzwicky4087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      im gonna say it was the torpedo that went off and triggerd all the other bombs

    • @fabiankehrer3645
      @fabiankehrer3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @laith It depends on the type of chemical used and in which condition it is kept.
      Some mines have eletric field sensors which only explode if Metal ships come nearby.

    • @freddym99
      @freddym99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @laith german uboats also never had a problem with them mines so yeah xD bad tactics

    • @Ghee90
      @Ghee90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      sorry but incorrect, modern mines are actually detonated by disturbance in electromagnetic fields this is why minesweeper ships are made mostly of plastic, ofc there are mines that use physical contact to explode but there iss no such "pin" to be pushed the spikes are just sensors. if there were pins, they would have to be pushed at a very specific angle to detonate so that would be impractical.

  • @bigl2162
    @bigl2162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I love how he has an entirely different poster depending on the film.

  • @Techno-Danger
    @Techno-Danger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    “I was murdering another national treasure”
    As an Aussie, I’m hurt.

    • @GalaxyGamer-y2w
      @GalaxyGamer-y2w ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UR NAME HAS TECHNO IN IT TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    • @PippinFisherreed
      @PippinFisherreed 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As someone who lives in Melbourne, I am in pain

  • @Zabloing707
    @Zabloing707 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how when i'm done watching one of his videos i immediately get a recommendation for that same movie on youtube movies

  • @anorangeladybug5908
    @anorangeladybug5908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    The "hide yo kids, hide yo wife" reference was surprising but not unwelcome.

    • @marymary54321
      @marymary54321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

    • @edusc6893
      @edusc6893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It should be "But welcomed"

    • @X-wraith
      @X-wraith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @jackcar4347
      @jackcar4347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BRO I WAS READING THIS AND I DID NOT HAVE TO BECAUSE HE SAID THAT LINE RIGHT AS I WAS READING IT LOL

    • @slinkygreyhound6994
      @slinkygreyhound6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This site is plagued with 14 yr old boys with anime pfp’s

  • @dylancampbell9562
    @dylancampbell9562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "Sorry i was murdering another national treasure" 😂😂

  • @JayCole_211
    @JayCole_211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "home dawg is fukin zoinked out of his mind"
    got me rollin'

    • @volklii
      @volklii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/_vydXAy9PMg/w-d-xo.html

    • @chickenbonevlogs9098
      @chickenbonevlogs9098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rw4eoN6tbSwn/w-d-xo.htmlejqusbdohpj

  • @ANV1L-YT
    @ANV1L-YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I only found you today but it 2 took videos for me to subscribe to this absolute genius 😂 you're one amazing guy.
    I absolutely love your videos 😂

  • @DiscussThing
    @DiscussThing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "Then Satan himself arrives" - same feeling when I watched the movie.

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That one annoying kid coming over to see what you’re playing at recess:

  • @Spermoludek0grudek
    @Spermoludek0grudek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    i love how the punch line of every episode slowly turned into: "depresso espresso"

  • @arjunoncrack7560
    @arjunoncrack7560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Scarface explained by an Idiot would be a certified classic

  • @Multithefandomer
    @Multithefandomer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Names for Nemo used in the video
    - 0:01, 0:21, 0:22 memo
    - 1:42, 5:29, 7:39, 9:28, 9:36 10:06, 10:19 nemo
    - 0:43 bemo
    - 1:24, 3:53, chemo
    - 1:28, 1:56, 9:26 creamo
    - 1:33 emo
    - 2:15 11:30 Supremo
    - 3:19 steamo
    - 3:56 tremo
    - 4:06 lando
    - 10:30 11:09 qu3efo

  • @dogemanbacon
    @dogemanbacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Watch Dora The Explorer: Lost City of Gold. It’s drug trip is incomparable.

    • @elizabethvarkey4052
      @elizabethvarkey4052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I want to see the way he reacts to the animated part 😂

  • @craig855s
    @craig855s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "I'm never gon' be able to tap my son's ass" has killed me. Best content creator in 2021 in my book!

    • @opxx6910
      @opxx6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/gcqiVZjbu3s/w-d-xo.html

  • @EL3CTR0LYTE
    @EL3CTR0LYTE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time Nemo's name changes
    Editor's note: After reports of people getting messed up from too much drinking, please do not attempt to try this for yourself without someone close by to supervise your intake.

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      * Dies of alcohol consumption *

    • @isaacthetwisted3161
      @isaacthetwisted3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Then make a second channel called drunk boi to collab with high boi lmao

    • @TrishaAnnwithanE
      @TrishaAnnwithanE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Help im in a coffin

    • @jacubriles1423
      @jacubriles1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will fucking die then realize that I am not old enough to drink.

    • @TheCrimsonCoon
      @TheCrimsonCoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So long gay liver!

  • @fussl_finnion
    @fussl_finnion ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I swear to god your Vids are so super mega cool because you´re talking so fast i like that youre best

  • @THER1ZZLERCAT
    @THER1ZZLERCAT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    no one:
    dory:"hi im dory..and never eaten a fish"
    "so strong" "unbelievable"
    "i wish i had" "her strength"
    "incredible!"
    me: *dies*

  • @bond0815
    @bond0815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Stingray: "Sorry I was murdering another national treasure"
    ...Ooof

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I keep forgetting that a Stingray killed Steve Irwin and not a Manta-ray because I always get those two animals confused, and unlike PETA I’m respectful towards Steve Irwin during his birthday.

    • @opxx6910
      @opxx6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/gcqiVZjbu3s/w-d-xo.html

  • @brickd8520
    @brickd8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    This man is blowing up faster than my grades dropping

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:11
    I think torpedoes, even those old-ass ones, have a physical fuse at the end that activated (which has a tendency to do so in real life).
    Bruce the shark might've just been lucky with the fuse or just E rated movie and the fuse hit the mine and triggered a massive Dresden-style detonation of that area.
    Also, Balao-class submarine.

  • @mandyjordan5828
    @mandyjordan5828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "I was to busy murdering the national treasure"
    Bold words for someone within boomerang distance.

  • @AfaqueAhmed_
    @AfaqueAhmed_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    This guy is trying to disguise himself as an idiot and then conquer the world when we are unaware of it .

    • @milk6664
      @milk6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SHHHHHHHHHHH DONT SPOIL HIS PLAN

    • @RiderBlitz1.0
      @RiderBlitz1.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @涛涛-u5h
      @涛涛-u5h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Kill the child, he knows to much*

    • @2bestfriends887
      @2bestfriends887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * radio to a.b idiot, radio to a.b idiot, they know. Take the shot *

    • @bribriarwhitey7781
      @bribriarwhitey7781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like Commodus, from ancient Rome. Pretends to be slow so he won't get to be Emporer, Prototian Guard appoint him Emporer because they think he's slow do they'll actually run the Empire. Nice.

  • @MasterPojoway
    @MasterPojoway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    i’ve never been more hyped to watch a crackhead movie reviewer

  • @dustinb.5574
    @dustinb.5574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can’t count the number of times I’ve had to pause one of this dude’s videos because I’m laughing too hard to keep up

  • @thecoolerelias
    @thecoolerelias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    "Never help crippled children." More inspirational than Gandhi

    • @omshetkar06
      @omshetkar06 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yyep

    • @Laughing-G4S
      @Laughing-G4S 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yee.

    • @quietkid9243
      @quietkid9243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is Gandhi

    • @omshetkar06
      @omshetkar06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@quietkid9243
      He's good

    • @quietkid9243
      @quietkid9243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omshetkar06 proof or else I will use my 0.1,000,000 percent of my powers which is enough to make 1 million unversie

  • @hyperlinker885
    @hyperlinker885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “Sigma Male Mindset: Never help crippled children”
    ~ Wise boi on TH-cam

    • @coolguyenglish4484
      @coolguyenglish4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@myth4997 We are all Sigma males by default I guess

    • @easterlast3396
      @easterlast3396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is no such thing as a mindset, there is only GRINDSET

    • @Zikeal-d4l
      @Zikeal-d4l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can help unless if you're a man, that crap will get you arrested of child abuse or either peedoe file iah

    • @hyperlinker885
      @hyperlinker885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@easterlast3396 amen

  • @isiahspeicher7388
    @isiahspeicher7388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Can we all take a moment and appreciate the expression: ‘Depresso Espresso” ?

  • @typo1345
    @typo1345 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    these videos are legit so much fun to watch high

  • @mrjoe332
    @mrjoe332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Sigma Female Grindset: "forget everything that doesn't bring you profit."

    • @genericperson753
      @genericperson753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sigma balls

    • @coolguyenglish4484
      @coolguyenglish4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank u Joe

    • @lucas4336
      @lucas4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "forget everything that doesn't cause an argument"

    • @shathaan1763
      @shathaan1763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @kirbit475
      @kirbit475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coolguyenglish4484 joe momma ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh