Madagascar explained by an idiot
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#madagascar #HighBoi #MovieRecap
Fun fact: Zebras are actually Black with white stripes, hence the fur on their noses eyes and ears are black. The white stripes are caused by a discoloration gene, sooooo yeah… Alex was right.
congrats i chose ur zebra correction out of all of the rest to pin in the comments
Barcode scanners scan the white lines.
barcode scanners were engineered by alex the lion
That's awesome to know. Thank you 🦓👍
@@HighBoi i was so close just two comments after mine, welp
idk they re white on the belly, black and white striped is more accurate
I love how Alex is friends with certain animals that are basic enemies for lions. Zebras are a primary food source, Lions who fight hippos have death wish, Girrafes are also prey
*realization* 💀
@imsacredtotell Why are you sending a link that show us how to make pizza???
@@Quinn-f2k cause it’s a bot
Coincidence? I think NOT!
@@Quinn-f2k never click these links even if it says youtube
9:16 Fun fact, this is a hunting instinct in all cats (both house cats and big cats) that can be triggered by chasing or playing. This is a reason why you should never start running away or turn your back to any cat.
Yeah when my cat is in that state for some reasons i can stop him by staring at him or moving into another room. He always stops at doorways for some reasons
Yep
Also cat's are ambush predators, if they don't see your eyes, they are much likely to attack.
@@PetroDobrynin goddam I want a cat
With all due respect, if my cat try some shit like that I’m fucking that nigga up
As far as black with white or white with black stripes I’ll leave you with this nugget of wisdom my heavily flawed father left me: “obviously he is BLACK with WHITE stripes. Just listen to his voice”
As flawed as your father may have been. He was correct
true, i mean have u ever heard a white person talk like that for over 14.5 minutes
@@agentertainment9322 If they were trying to be cool, then yes.
@@agentertainment9322 Dunkey.
@@5ynthet1c nevermind i stand corrected
Madagascar was one of the best, completely nonsensical animated movies ever made and I'm all here for it.
Fr but the penguins carried but still a good movie
So many things makes no sense in these movies
But they play with it and i love with it
Agreed
that title goes to shrek my friend
Jokes in this movie were pretty on-point. I lost it when Melman said "San Diego" when they arrived to Madagascar lol. This movie definitely knows how to entertain everybody.
I am like 90% sure High Boi saw 6:13 somewhere and went ''I should do a Madagascar review and put this in''
It is fucking hilarious though
i loved you king julien, you cut off my fucking legs mort, i cannot move it move it
Lmao I exactly thought of that
i'll add an other 5%. we're 95% sure
FOR REALLL
You grow up when you realize that this movie isn’t actually Mediocre but stupidly hilarious.
Because as a kid you don’t get all the references I think. Sooooo many to other movies
@@thee20thdoctor18 It's not just references, even though the first film had a good amount of those, it's the sheer wit of the jokes themselves. Pay very close attention to the dialogue, especially when the lemurs and especially the penguins are talking. The wordplay, comedic timing, and the sheer outlandishness of the shit they say in deadpans are the easiest things to miss.
@@randot6675 yeah I was just thinking as a kid I was like “why he saying shut up to a basketball that’s stupid” but as an adult I was like “oh hahah castaway”
the one time High Guy give a numerical rating and no one mentions how he gave this banger of a movie a 6 out of 20.664 (roughly 3 out of 10). Criminal.
I was just about to say this.
He gave a numeric rating in his review of Wall-e
Yea I was aboutta say that but decided to check if anyone else noticed
I did the math when I heard it and I felt terribly disappointed
Him reading this comment like "Oh shit my rating wasn't supposed to make sense"
That one moment when you realize both Chris Rock and Jada Pinkett Smith starred in this film
OHHH MY GODDDDD
Lmfao
Never thought I'd see the day when Bel Air slapped the bejewsus out of Marty for shitting on Gloria
@@justanotherupscaspirant8837 The only proper way to describe it.
Who?
I believe you are supposed to assume the monkeys are frequently breaking out and wondering around pretending to be a singular person but then Marty messes it all up for them
Not only is the skeleton hand intact, it moves and emotes as if Julian is some damn necromancer.
Who says he isn't?
@@gwenethp511 head Canon confirmed
@@makinnak3010 have you seen the mort conspiracy series.. thats way too long. apparently he has supernatural powers and some bogus shit
@Shadowyy damn it, now I am going to go down a rabbit hole. It is "the rugrats are dead" and "agrubah was in a snowglobe" all over again.
@@makinnak3010 what the hell is agrubah?
The picture in the background at 8:25 caught me off guard 💀
I remember that moment in the movie- 💀
The fact that I already rewatched this 7 times says how great this man is
6:06 that fucking meme just casually chilling in the back 😂😂😂😂😂
@Leen_cools3 Learn to spell before you trash talk
Bruh I never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t even notice it! What the hell?
if you fall on the dart it might cause a pretty superficial bleed because it doesn't actual go that deep. the slow mo guys did a video on how they work. pretty neat
If anything, the inaccurate part was how each dart knocked Alex out in seconds. In reality, I think it takes somewhere around 20-30 minutes to knock out an animal that large.
8:35 no, the better question is, how tf did he manage to get materials to even build the damn locks. Is there a secret home depot on the island Lmao
Maybe the plane?
@@GodOfGunz maybe, but I highly doubt it.
@@silverhawk24Why not? It makes complete sense.
@@carcinogeneticist378 I actually thought about it a bit more and I guess that could be a possibility. Still surprised he managed to somehow put that up.
@@silverhawk24 maybe locks on their containers on the ship?
11:16 it's like the rabies version of anna trying to bring back Elsa from her snow castle
💀
5:16 best description of this one scene I've ever heard
"He decides that the best course of action is to rape him out of the box with a fucking tree"
- High boi 2023
12:30 pretty close to 3/10 for anyone curious (~2.9036/10)
Nerd
10:05 Imagine getting Quickscoped by a coconut?
The coco nut nut is a very big nut if you eat to much you get vary fat.
6:56 that impression is pretty spot on
High Boi at 7:36 is exactly me whenever I get distracted by irrelevant and unimportant things while doing homework that was due a week ago.
1:40 IDK why I'm only noticing this now but I started to die laughing when skipper smacked private
It's literally a running gag where Private gets slapped when they do a high five. It's funny as hell, though
Can we Talk for a moment about the New York Zoo's Stupid Enclosure Planning in the Movie? Like why the hell would you put a lion in between some bars he can perfectly jump over of and right Next to one of his main prays with only some Iron bars right in between them lmfao
"it's new york, that explains it perfectly i guess"
-high boi
Surprised he hasn't thought of any of the humans as steak.
@@silverhawk24 I mean humans aren't really the natural prey of lions (I can't think of any animals that are predators to people)
@@Tindopia I mean it probably didn't work out well for those who were lol
@@Tindopia Polar bears sometimes actively hunt humans.
5:14 at this moment you managed to reinvent comedy
12:13 Bruh I didn't know that chopping fish like that can also give RICE.
bisdvjh du dumm
Movie black magic
@@achillelegrand1680 🤣
I guess they figured out a way to stuff the fish with both rice from the ship and seaweed and then chop the whole thing up into sushi. And they’re the penguins, so of course it’s possible.
10:47
Why tf did this make me laugh so much
I literally have not watched this not even a single scene of this movie since I was a toddler
So rewatching pieces of the movie just exploded the corpses of my memories back into life
I wasn't expecting the "Mad at gas car" i choked on my crisps 🤣
(don't worry I'm ok)
12:26 so… 29%?
Kinda low but okay
Out of 28%@@Cherno35
@@Cherno35maybe 28.89% if Ur feeling devious
That "I'm done." Bit was juuuuust long enough to make me think "oh it is over"
9:40 Thats why you dont drink the sea water xD
You had a good point about how subway wouldn’t be empty but. Would there really be anyone staying when a giriffe. Hippo and lion are nearby
1:33 amongst other observations through his videos makes me feel like highboi is secretly a PhD kid who just lost his marbles and now uses TH-cam to channel his inner 9 year old while his professors expect him to do groundbreaking research
The fact that High Boi knows the coconut song is just 🤌🏽
3:56 YES!!!!!!! WHY HAS NO ONE EVER ADDRESSED THIS BF?!?!?!??!??!?
10:31 is it bad that i had the same idea as a kid? Why not just eat some Foosa? Or what have you, idk I'm buzzed and stoned watching this literally on a similar train of thought trying to screenshot the funny meme bits like Alex using Dress to dispatch one of the said Fusa in a rather expert way if I may add 🤨
I just discovered this guy today and he's already the best channel out there. Great work man.
Edit: Also, Zebras are actually black with white stripes
The moment i saw the image 8:41
That King Julian impression was so beautiful
3:05 madagascar was made in 2005, apple store opened in 2011
0:19
Don't mind if I do
For anyone wondering, yes, Fusa (actually spelt as Fossa) are real animals and they are native to Madagascar. Also, King Julians make up 50% of their food.
And yes, Zebras are black with white stripes. The evidence is that the only part of them with no hair is their noses, which are black. Plus if you somehow manage to shave a zebra you'd find out that they are black.
Maybe Alex can only have access to his own merch so rather than give Marty some leaf or a dead squirrel that fell in his enclosure, he chooses to give Marty something actually half decent as a gift.
I didn't want to mention it. You probably have already enough things to do, and already enough film ideas to cover. But I really hoped for Madagascar. Thank you very much. I really enjoyed this video. Keep up the great work
My favorite joke in this movie is the hidden shit from Marty when he says Sugar Honey Ice Tea
"Kenya? That's not where it's at, homies."
Lmao!
at 4:32 she is getting sunlight as her box has more width than the others, I saw a post a long time ago explaining it
9:41 wtf 😂😂😂😂😂
man, this channel really has evolved so much over the course of 3 years. i still remember hearing your toilet seat mic back in the suicide squad days.
1:17 "Ambitious but rubbish" is that a reference to the greatest show of all time (Top Gear)?
6:25 that is due to a phenomenon known simply as "rasism"
or specism
12:28 so he basically said a 2.9/10
Every time you say "fusa" my brain autocorrects it to "futa" and I get really confused for a split second.
1:45 The only language you speak is facts
Agreed
that shit slaps hard
Nah
I can already tell how low your testosterone levels must be
I’ve been thinking about the dart thing since I was a child but always found it to be a weirdly dumb question to ask so I always kept it to my self 🤔😂
7:50 nice nod to Wilson from movie makers and from High Boi
9:24…to 9:30… IM DYING CRACKEAD ALEX GOING OFF OF WILD LIFE ENERGY OR WHATEVER
sometimes its more fun to watch high boi reviews than the whole movie
I think this might be the first time High Boi gave us an actual score. NICE
I love how this is the only time he actually rated a movie with numbers that actually kind of works and it’s a fucking 2.9/10 😂
I’ve also thought about that dart thing you talked about, but with arrows.
HIGH BOI SAID MY NAME 6:45
Julian, Mort, or Maurice?
@@frankwest018 Julian
No, he didn’t.
This movie was something else. I saw it when I was a small child, but so many jokes went over my head. Still the best, though.
I love this movie, and watched it way to much when I was younger. This description of the movie is spot on.
You should see the later Madagascar movies hah.
I always wondered if the animals that stayed on the boat with the penguins to Antartica froze to death lmao
Well, the only others that we saw on that ship were the chimps, and they turned up just fine.
3:29 they literally show the monkeys escaping through the same hole that Gloria created when they escaped.
The video formula never changes, and that's the best part. It's perfect as it is, funny as shit, doesn't get stale. High boi has perfected his craft right here.
whats really freaky about this movie is that they depict alex's whole mental breakdown very well. the shutting yourself off from any human contact and forcing everyone around you to leave.
6:55 they scared tf bruh fr?
The tranquilizer darts are meant to be breakable, so if you do fall on it, it breaks, and only the needle needs to be pulled out. Easy enough to do when the being is unconscious, but damn it will sure leave a hell of a bruise, and when you wake up, it hurts like a b$%ch for a few days.
How do you know- 👀
0:57 didn't mean girls teach us that it meant “fat” and “ugly.”
I know It changed, but at that time no parents questioned it
I don't why but when he said *Alex crucifies himself on a cactus* sent me laughing my arse off XD
5:28 the ods are high vbecouse the stream of wahter theat washed one box on shore probalpy is big enough to cathch al the boxex
@HighBoi2. scam
@HighBoi2. scam
r/ihadastroke ?? (Lemme see if I can read this: “the odds are high because the stream of water [prolly meant current] that washed one box on shore probably is big enough to catch all the boxes.”)
Wtf
I really hope your spelling mistakes were intentional
these videos always cheer me up thanks
day 1 of asking you to do john wick
bro gave up 1 day later
3:53 in the background of the background image to the left you can see what appears to be Piccolo from dbz
7:16 I'm dying of laughter
It's hard to out do a movie this hilarious. You didn't but I love your take too.
The acid trip scene still makes me lol to this day.
The way he explains it is both incredibly dumb but makes absolute sense somehow.
Andrew Taint
The picture on the wall is immaculate
King Julian actually because king because his uncle (former king) believe that a prophecy that the current king would be killed by the fusa. So he put Julian as king because he is too dumb to see the prophecy and would be killed then his uncle would come back to take the crown once again but his uncle didnt take in in account that the prophecy was made by a lizard and Clover constantly defends King Julian while his Uncle tries to take back the crown. The more you know
Dude keeps getting better and better
The lion just needs to be fed i think. Sushi is good, as long as he didnt have to go out and hunt for it himself hahah
This channel is gold.
Bro why is the scene where the king is in a wheelchair and says I can't move it move anymore so funny for lol
For anyone wondering his final score was 6 out of 20.7
if high boi were to make a movie, my god would it be a fever dream
I'm sure the CIA is getting brain cramps trying to decipher High Boi rating system.😂
This channel is like cinema sins but funnier
i love the coconut song
I mean the odds of them landing on the same island are relatively likely actually since they basically fell off at the almost same spot, and were therefore almost equally affected by water currents. Basically they fell into the same stream of wotah and travelled to the same place. Actually quite logical
the penguins are and will forever be the best part of the madagascar movies for me
Zebras are black with white stripes because since white stripes only exist because the pigment is denied, black is understood to be the default color of a zebra.
12:36 6/ 20
6/21*
@@scouticescoutice4994 oh no. No no no no no no NO NO!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT SET OF NUMBERS!!!
Dude ...its been two weeks....no pressure but you cheer me up.
Ps....thanks for you vids.
The fact that he gave an actual number score, however convoluted, is very surprising
0:50 lmao