Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704
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PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s plan to come in space, the possibility of another basketball game between two YMH staffers, and Tom’s new favorite activity: farting in front of and winking at Nadav. They watch some “Barista I Love You” videos sent in from friends of the show, as well as an update from the Dating Advice Cool Guy on “narcissistic game.”
Comedian Jay Larson joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new special, “Sounds Like Bruce,” life as a dad, dating in the modern age, Vespas, and much more! Tim and Crystal introduce Jay to Blind Bob, teach him about narcissistic game, and show his some of Christina’s TikTok curations.
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00:00 - Intro - Brown Talk
00:02:46 - Opening Clip: Narcissistic Game
00:08:21 - Coming in Space
00:13:28 - Another Basketball Game?
00:29:20 - Tom Likes to Fart in Front of Nadav
00:30:48 - Barista “I Love You” Videos
00:37:00 - Jay Larson
00:39:18 - Old People
00:43:32 - Jay’s Dating Life
00:55:14 - Blind Bob
01:00:40 - Wash Cloths
01:03:44 - Back to Narcissistic Game
01:10:30 - Injuries
01:16:24 - Vespas
01:17:51 - Being A Dad
01:25:07 - TikToks
01:31:15 - Tattoo Mishap TikTok
01:42:20 - More TikToks
01:52:49 - Closing Song - "Where's The Bodies, Garth" by Fart Simpson - ตลก
the way christina was describing ryan i was expecting an 80 year old man to walk out 🤣
Dude looks like Michael Fassbender
😂
I was literally expecting Brenden Fraser, the whale 😂
As someone who listens every week I came back to watch this one to see Ryan and even after listening to the whole thing I still expected him to be like a really terribly aged 50-60
I just kept picturing Sickler 😂
Good lord the Ryan and E bits had me rolling. "That was the literal day of my heart surgery." 😂 "Aww 😢"
When he came right back immediately with
"ahh was that rough" I was dying
His impression of ari shaffir complaining about food is so good
Definitely hit the J on the head!
Tom doing the "i don't like tomatos" voice is beautiful
Who is Tom describing lol
@4martch Tom's old friend that they had dinner with it was in last week's episode I believe
Sounds like Woody Allen
Idea: Make this basketball match a live event, get Draft Kings to put it on there, and people can bet on it. 😂
Ryan vs Enny caught me SO off guard and I’m all here for it 🤣🤙🏼
I'm so confused, I'm an R word. Where did Ryan come from?! Who is this?
@@sissyofFreemont he runs YMH studio for Tom, Ennys boss
@@doingfreakythings9290 thanks mommy, love you
@@sissyofFreemont he says when he first comes out that he swore he’d never come on camera. I’m assuming he’s the office manager/one of Tom’s top personnel and therefore Ryan is Enny’s boss. Enny works for Tom, but Ryan is his boss.
@@sissyofFreemont love you too
Whoever loses has to stand as a gimp in the show in complete silence and every so often Tom and Mommy just throw things at them and shout “get back to your corner”
They need to Blair Witch that shit in the corner.
Getting Enny into a gimp suit would be the greatest thing ever bahaha
That would be great but im more into forcing him to shit on cam. Take him to a shit spa!
This says a lot about you
😊
The ymh crew shit talking each other was fantastic, definitely would watch an entire episode of this
I do appreciate being able to see a glimpse of the actual workplace relationships, they do seem like caring bosses, seeing how all the main crew has glowed up throughout the years and how they haven’t switched them out, they truly seem like a family
Olive Garden.
@@CADsAnonymous Vin Diesel.
@@nickelodeann chloroform
Dude this was an iconic episode I love how on fire everyone in studio jeans was this day
Thats why the shows are better when someone isnt coming everywhere.
Tom sneaks in the "he's dead now" and Jay completely missed it LMFAO
What if one day they put their sons on the pod and they actually have crazy deep voices and Tom was just trying to be as accurate as possible? 😂😂😂
Dont im too high
I love that Christine's main marriage advice is "make sure you like to make fun of the same people" lol
But it IS legitimately good advice!
I mean.... works for us
Me and my wife hate all the same people and laugh at them together. This is one of the cornerstones of our marriage. Laughing at incompetence is especially great.
100% legit
One of the most bonding moments I've had was taking acid with my girl and people watching. We would see some weirdo and simultaneously look at each other with the same judgement.
Christine: "I want my kids to be bloodthirsty warriors!"
Also Christine: "Don't ride the scooter in the street!"
Christines kids are going to be in jail in a few years
Lmao every time Christina talks about how insane she lets/wants her boys to be, I can’t tell if she’s joking or not.
“My boys aren’t going to be fuckin’ pussies, they punch grown men and I let them”
Riding a bicycle, or a little 🛵 scooter like a Vespa, in Austin, TX is Extremely dangerous, beyond any other place I've been!
Many "Hit and Runs", as around 25% of the population are "undocumented immigrants", who can't get a Driver's license or Insurance, but also can't be asked to show ID if they're "undocumented", as this is a Sanctuary City.
How do they know they're "undocumented"? If stopped, they're asked if they are. If I was Mexican/American, I'd try to play "undocumented", if stopped for some reason, but I don't know anyone who's even thought of pulling this off..?!
We have many others who drive with no license and use fake "Tags" for license plates. They don't keep track of moving vehicles like other places I've been, where windshield tags are read when Police cars drive towards you, through a laser like system..?! And that was 15 years ago in much smaller, Ithaca, NY.
So it's strange they don't have that Tech here. They could, I'm sure, but that would really slow down much of the work getting done around here. That seems first and foremost..?!
I know it's hard to believe, and I lived an extremely dangerous, crazy, Heroin filled life in the 90's, and have seen too much already!
Yeah, Austin has so many "Hit and Runs". Not much I fear, but bad drivers who don't stop when they've hit something! This may be one of the biggest "Hit and Run" areas in Austin are happening mostly because of bad drivers. Pretty much all around..?!👍💯
She had a full-panic helicopter mommy moment when scooters came up😂😂
She bought them a trampoline but won't let them ride a scooter......fuckin tok'd!
54:00 - So Tom gets a fishhook stuck, tries ripping it out, starts smacking the fish with the rod, then cuts the line and throws it back in the water? 🤣That's some Peter Griffin shit
Enny really be pullin up with Danny Brown Energy when it came to the basketball discussion
The day Larson and Sickler realize The Crab Feast needs to come back is the day I long for.
They need to bring it back so badly. Easily the best podcast of all time front to back. Rarely, if ever, a bad episode. Only a handful at most out of like what 300+? I love Sickler, and his stand up, and at first I was a huge fan of the honey dew but it’s just not as good as the crab feast. Something about Larson brings out the best in Sickle Cell. Larson deserves a massively popular podcast these days. He had Thruline or whatever it was called for awhile, I never listened much because I vaguely remember it not having guests, maybe. He needs to get himself a co host and get back into pods. Are you garbage is the closest I’ve come to finding a similar podcast in terms of content, and Larson crushed it on there.
You're not going to believe this who we have in the back, Jay and Ryan, get your asses out here, bring that Old Bay out here ans tell us some troubled childhood stories
Sometimes i go back just to hear them touch pitches
Ever since they stopped it’s been a Drab Feast 😂😂😂😂😂😂
it ended for good reason, Jay is just a drag.
I like seeing the CEO Tom.
“As soon as he ok’s it, we set it up. Deal?”
Savage.
"I wanna play a game that I shouldn't win and win anyway" Hell f*ckin ya man 👊👊
Also Christina dying at the back and forth had me rolling. Contagious. Such a good ep, people.
random customer hit me with a "love you" as they left, i said "have fun in your moms basement" we both laughed
That didn't happen
@@Justin-oq3bk w.e you wanna believe cool guy
I was driving my dying car, a grown man with tears in my eyes because I ran out of .y anxiety and blood pressuremedicine and ready to kill myself on my break at a womans clothing store where im pretty sure I work because I just wanted positive female influence in my life at all.... And when I was pulling up to the stop sign a couple said "love you." And it pissed me off because I laughed and I was going to cry so I went into my bottled up suck it up mode quick.
Still awesome and I freaking regret not replying with "Thanks mommy"
I was driving my dying car, a grown man with tears in my eyes because I ran out of .y anxiety and blood pressuremedicine and ready to kill myself on my break at a womans clothing store where im pretty sure I work because I just wanted positive female influence in my life at all.... And when I was pulling up to the stop sign a couple said "love you." And it pissed me off because I laughed and I was going to cry so I went into my bottled up suck it up mode quick.
Still awesome and I freaking regret not replying with "Thanks mommy"
"10g's" fuckin melted Nadev and I love it. Keep that gambling rehab on speed dial.
Christine: "Are they healthy?"
Jay: "They're dead"
I just imagine Eni playing basketball with 15 pounds of impacted feces in his intestines.
“Does the same person do her hair???” Man, that line got me!
Me tooo
Ya know how astronauts say, “I’m covering the whole planet with my thumb!” Imagine Tom came on all of us, the whole planet, from space??? 🎉
If they could design a suit that he could splurt from in a space walk I would pay ppv prices to see it.
I’ve never heard an astronaut be so gay as to say they’re covering the whole planet with their thumb.
@@KitchenerLeslie2 I guess SOME ways he uses them could have an impact. Just not this one.
Doesn't make me feel good
@@felixmaican doesn't make me feel not good
Gotta get it going BUD
This shit made me laugh harder than it should’ve 🤣 keep featheren’ it
Just finished Tom’s book on audio. It was better than expected. He does voices and accents. Good content
That was fantastic, Them going back and forth is had me rolling. Wednesday is always better with this pod
This is why I wake up and immediately start watching on Wednesday’s, instant good day 😅
😥
Taking the kids through the drive-thru now and the boys saying “You didn’t say I love you”, Lmmfao!!!
You gotta love the chemistry of everyone on this podcast. The honest perspective of each vastly different personalities is awesome to see. Keep em high an tight. Much love from sunny san portablo.
What’s crazy is 4-6 years ago when I started listening to them they were doing this Same drive through bit and I love it
Most celebrity comics come off as just big personalities/personas. Jay is the type of dude I want to hang out and be friends with. He seems like such a real guy.
When a dude is holding a fish he caught it's a genuine smile. The type of smile you can't just put on.
1:35:24, these dogs sending the snake into another dimension is the funniest thing
25:56 Tim's lightbulb moment... remembered Enny's kryptonite 🤣🤣
*_"SPACE BURPS" should be the name of that Astronaut movie Tom and Bart wanted to make._*
"That was the literal day of my heart surgery." I'm dead.
This episode was so good, after listening to the podcast at work I watched the vid as soon as I got home.
Mommy's I love this channel/show so much, seriously the best parts of my week. No matter how the day is going you can always put YMH on and at some point you'll find yourself smiling and eventually laughing.
The trash talk had me crying on my way to work. Love YMH man
I love the booth boys video editing during the opening theme music. Makes me laugh every time.
“Got a picture of me at the AGNC” 😂😂😂
38:30 "What's that look?" literally had me bricked up at work 😆😆
Jay Larson and Ryan Sickler right after each other? Feels like crab feast again
Five stars
I wonder when the last time they touched pitches was...
FTCF baby! So stoked for Larson to be on one of my favorite podcasts with the mommies.
When I saw Larsons face on the thumbnail, it touched my pitch
@@joepiersma4768 Hell yeah my man!
AwwwwwwwwwWWWWW.
He's divorced? 😢
@@tomgun8146 sea turtle couldn’t hang
Hey hey playah!
Life goals is to have that relationship on camera with my wife and colleagues love it. Thanks so much for making this podcasts and videos and your team is amazing!
Yall are on fire this episode. All of yall even the boothers
This is the best part of my Wednesday!
FUCK ITS WEDNESDAY ALREADY??!!..I GOTTA START PAYING CLOSER ATTENTION!!....LOL
I'm sorry.
Hope it’s a good Wednesday mommy ❤
@@pekerhed101 Sorry? YMH is the highlight of every true mommies wednesday- as it should be
My Dad had a vintage Harley with a sidecar. He would pick my son up from school and take him for rides...my kid was the envy of all the kids who saw them! It was a great bonding experience for the two of them too! Love you Mommies! 👖❤️✨
Your dad sounds like an amazing bad ass papa! ❤❤
@@ivonne0_0 Yes! He was! He's passed on, but he was the best! 👍🏼😎❤️
The neck tattoo made my week, thank you! You guys always instill important values that always help me out! It could always be worse...
After watching Enny being confident thinking he was going to beat Joe Rogan on arm wrestling and loosing, I'm betting on Ryan😂
Featherin it this morning
I wish everyone could experience the joy Tom feels when he shows someone Bob the shit viewer.
Listening to how good a dad Jay is, honestly it's fantastic. You love to hear it dude.
Omg I haven’t laughed as hard as I did when y’all were setting up game 2 oh it changed my soul too 😂😂😂
I'm sitting here listening to this thinking "Is Jay literally the male version of me?" So many similarities it's eerie. Really enjoyed this episode, thank you guys for everything you do.
That anus to perfect red lipstick product placement was 10/10 😂
I think the wildest thing about YMH is that they are the ones who gave us I love you at the drive-thru AND “where are the bodies Garth?!” 😂
You should have Tom and David the weatherman as commentators during the Enny vs Ryan game
I'm a tattooist and I suggest she goes to get laser sessions and lighten it a few times and then get the artist who 100% f*cked up to line over it in white ink for FREE.
The artist didn't use common sense, every tattooist knows to be super careful with placement to not change someone's body structure, eg a sleeve starting too high or low can make your shoulder/posture look better than without the tattoo or completely ruins your muscle/bone structure.
Yeah she should definitely ask for some sort of compenating strategy. It's obvious that she is too nice to assert herself. Glad Tom is trying to get her to see that. Women do this all the time. We are too nice when people do bad shit to us we end up apoligising to them. Its so dumb that we raise women to be like this.
As a person with a neck piece, I agree. Plus that gradient dot work is wayyyy to opaque for too long at the start.
As a tattoo artist myself I must say I’ve never in my 31 years met someone who says “tattooist” lol
@@Barbievel everyone says that where I come from. Maybe its different countries.
Tom kept saying that too and while that is the solution, I’d bet just about anything that she barely had the money to get the tattoo itself, multiple removal sessions are probably out of the question.
I’d say the tattooist is responsible but that likely would never win a lawsuit or anything, especially now that she is on video saying she approved it when it was a stencil.
I do feel bad for her, it looks absolutely awful. I honestly don’t even see what she was going for, her drawn on one looked pretty dumb too, it only appears to look good when compared to something way worse.
I work at a coffee shop and I told my coworker she should say “I love you” after taking orders at the speaker and she’s so smooth with it most people didn’t realize.. it was still killing me tho 😂 someone was like “uhhhuh…” 👀
Send them a video! Damn it 😂😂😂 I feel like they'd play that on an episode for sure
The studio basketball beef is LEGENDARY!!🤣❤️❤️
The little clip at the end asking to click here and here and here made me subscribe :)
*_What happened with nAdav loosing weight and getting paid for it?_*
Good mornings mommies!
Whats so good about it, I've yet to have my scrum eaten this morning..
It's hot out there. Dress for the weather. Watch for waspes.
That Garth Brooks song at the end is a killa 😂😂😂
“We do these things not because they are easy, but because I am hard” - Tom Segura as he blasts a 25mph space load in the space shuttle
The cool thing about these "I love you" drive thru videos is that they throw some love and positivity out into the community at a time when we desperately need it. ❤
lol @ Nadov's face standing behind Ryan while they ask him about the basketball game
Sickle cell shoutout by jay. Thats good luck for a week!
Tim and Kirsten dropping a new pod on my B-Day just made it 10x better
🎉Well Happy Birthday jean!!!🎁🎈👖
Happy birthday mommy
Happy birthday Conrad
Happy Birthday, Mommy!!! 👖
If we can’t get Elon to do it, on the next YMH live, you guys could pay for one of those zero gravity planes and film what it would be like in there. It’s a long tube as well, so it’s perfect for target practice! 🎯👖
are you guys high? lmfao.. this talk of coming in space is like some convo I'd have while high AF 🤣
1:11:11 the look tim gives after the question to christine lol
I love that Tom played actual 21. Then people told him they only play to 11 these days. Oh how the times have changed
Tim's fart with a wink is the same thing as Tina's fart mic
Feel like Tims fart with a wink is much more personal. Something most of the world will sadly never experience😢
Love the ending song 🔥
The dude in the opening clip is just breaking down the D.E.N.N.I.S. system from its always sunny. 😂
Waking up with the mommies!!!!
I'm the same as Enny. Something about beating someone that's supposed to be better than you just feels good
No, he just has a delusional sense of confidence like most young men do. Testosterone is a hell of a drug
@@RolandSpecialSauce half full half empty
@@RolandSpecialSauce why cant it be both haha
The fact that Nick Simmons did a barista I love you video is THE greatest😂
Song at the end is dope, for its style at least.
Yes please and thank you very much!
SAL-men? Lol tom wtf 1:16
I knew it was gonna be a good pod during the transitions on the intro 😂😂
Anyone else initially think they meant post-op Sickler vs Enny?? I was so concerned 😂
My wife has been farting and winking at me since we’ve been dating. I hate it more and more by the year 😂
Y'all wanted the worst tattoo. I think neck girl wins. Someone please help her fix it.
She looks amish
HELL YEAH!!! Bob deserves a painting.
If anyone's going to die of a cardiac event it's going to be Nadav, from his own laughter.
Good morning jeans! Stay high and tight
The internal beef at ymh is priceless entertainment 😂 #teamenny 30k 🏀
Please snip nadav “suck off all that meat”😂😂
Whoever loses 1v1 has to do open mic at The Mothership!
I’d rather see Enny, nadav and Chad play vs Robert Paul champagne, uncle Terry and the blind poop guy.
Who would guard who?
Well blind Bob is dead soooo even more of a disadvantage for the cool guys 😂
Drinking coffee and ripping butts 🚬
same baby!!!!
Toms guitar playing face gets me every time lmao
The opening clip guy has the best videos
Take care of danny brown you guys,, he's a national treasure
He’s boring not funny
@@user-cc9vw4mo6g you seriously dont find danny funny at all? lmao
National treasure? Fk no, nowhere close
Some of yall need to tighten your jeans! ASK DANNY bit is always hilarious.