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"When i measured it was 7 inches" no way bro no way 💀💀😭🤧
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I know someone who's over 7".
@@meganbarber3599good for you bro 😂😅
It probably just showed centimetres instead of inches 😂
@@ilyalin7763😂 you seem experienced lol ❤😂
The delivery of "Yeah, the kneeling is confusing" got me
It's funny because it really isn't. You only kneel in the presence of the Eucharist.
@@mattf8479 That can't be fr? I attended a christening last month and the amount of kneeling and standing was ridiculous. 😂
@@Ensign_Roque You stand when the Eucharist is present at certain points, but you don't ever kneel before that.
@@mattf8479unless it's a Latin mass
@@mattf8479they're probably talking about catholic mass
"More than two is stealing" - at this point I remembered my classmate who used to put on makeup using testers in different shops. And of course she applied perfume testers as well. Legend.
My kiosk-guy doesn't sell perfume anymore., there would be Especially TWO, who had to "try" all of them, and ef off.. I can't take it in the first, imagine going, while having a hangover.,
"You don't know when to kneel, you don't know when to stand..." Love it!😂
This is so fun!
"Every eejit goes on Christmas Day" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just love your religious themed sketches, they are incredible funny and witty. 😂🤣
I love that the subtitles spelled eejit correctly.
"May peace be with you"
"And with you... why is everyone looking at me?"
ICONIC
“Jesus I’d Murder a sandwich”! I can’t breath! This skit is SO good!!
How many Hail Mary’s for Hog to grow out his hair like this again?
Really suits him
@@marycoleman4301seriously does.
I'm not religious, but I'll kick in a few for that
Really suits him. Best haircut.
It just looks so good on him
"Cheap connecting flight" 😂
Foil, Arms, and a 7 inch Hog
The levels to 'that's gone up since last year'. Absolutely class.
Just wait till he finds out that he just needs one confession
Yes, but then you have to sin no more. And part of that confession is a penance
“More than two is stealing.” Irish Catholic unwritten rules, holds up
I love this way too much! 😂
Btw: In Germany we call the Christians who only show up on Christmas "U-Boot-Christen" aka "Submarine Christians" because they only show up then.
In the US they are called ChriEasters. I think the German version is better!
@@m_d1905 😄😄😄 Thank you. I know we are not known for it in the world but we can be quite creative sometimes 😉😄.
I'm not at all religious, but I do attend the midnight mass before Christmas Day, for one very special reason:
Bangin choons.
Das Boot! (the 80s film)
My family always called them C.E.O. Catholics C.E.O. standing for Christmas Easter Only
Jesus I'd murder a sandwich 😂
Supermarket tasters are free! The clerk explicitly tells you “you can have as many as you want”.
Stealing from the Trocera Box...."That's my money!!!!"
Best line! 😂
More than two is stealing? What if I was getting one for my friend?😅
They know the difference
They know
EVERYTHING 🫥
Do you know...
...Cheese?
Pretty sure that latter thing is in the Bible somewhere. Imma heathen so not totally sure.
🤔 I reckon that'd count as charity 😜
Then your friend would be stealing and you would be their pimp.
The kneelning IS confusing😂
That was brilliant. This sketch has been modernised for decades, but this is really fresh.
This feels like how I deal with zoning related questions all day. People trying to skirt around the rules and then I just say one more thing and they give up
well, the money was just resting in my account!
one of my all times favs.
This is brilliant
One rosary for 9 days and you got the Hail Marys down with 57 of the Our father. You can do it!
A novena?
I'm Northern Irish and I didnt know Australians say eejit too!
Chreasters we call ‘em
Don't forget that 52 of those 88 are Sunday obligations. Roughly 3-6 are various other Holy Day obligations (depending on the year). The other 30-33 can be spread out throughout the year. Also, he needs to make a confession at least once a year and receive the Eucharist at least once a year, preferably at Easter.
That at least once a year thing is for people that only commit venial sins. If you commit a mortal sin you need confession as soon as possible
That was brilliant 😂😂😂
This was wonderful!!
It would be more impressive in centimeters
shoulda said Easter lmao
I thought this would end horribly, but no this is actually funny. XDXDXD
You wouldn't want to even hear the protestant division 😂
Prots believe once saved always saved. They're going to be in for a surprise
Oh my goodness! 😂 Thanks for the laugh.
This feels like classic BBC and i love it
Just switch to the agnostic afterlife insurance, they have much better prices.
Eh, Catholics have it easy. A few Hail Marys!
It'll be a little hot in the agnostic afterlife
@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 definitely not easy if you're a serious catholic. It's much more thab just a few Aves
This is one of your best 😂
You know the 467 Hail Marys arent that bad
All you gotta do is pray the Rosary like more than 10 times
In dnd i played an infernal warlock who sold postmortem life insurance
What's the quote for your recent little Patreon & TH-cam posting screw ups, Arms?
I think 4 Hail Mary's, 3 Our Father's, 2 trips to mass and 1 livestream, would be fair. But you are the expert. 😅
Emphasis on livestream 😝
@@Ensign_RoqueDefinitely.
Brilliant absolutely brilliant .love it 😅😅😅
In fairness... mine has grown and shrunk over time...
That's gone up since last year 😂
Great one
Wait till youre on your death bed! You can have all your sins absolved then.
7? In your dreams, pal!
My late grandmother, which was quite religious (in her own way), was asked in later years if she would like to go to the 5 am mass at Christmas: Of course not, I'm not crazy!
Hog with this kind of hair is doing something to me idk 🫣
We American Catholics who attended our penitentiary schools in the 1960s are the absolute epitome of this. On the other hand, we survived the daily beatings from our sadistic penguins (you, know, the ridiculous habits they wore), but we still volunteered to play in our garage bands at the parish picnics in return for free beer in the early 70s...and the drunken priests would be tapping their feet to our renditions of Black Sabbath...ah, what larks!
I attended US Catholic school in the fifties and sixties in a mid to lower class area. Never once was I hit or did I see a priest or nun hit someone. I never saw a priest drink either other than sacramental wine. Never saw anything sexual. To be honest there was a male lay teacher who used the ruler on boy students. The kid I knew he hit used to knock the hell out of me so he earned it as far as I was concerned. Daily beatings from the sadistic penguins? I have to say those “sadistic penguins” literally saved my life. I would have unalived myself without them. I can never thank them enough.
Brilliant!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤
What does ''I went to knock" mean?? (the non-native asking... )
Like Lourdes for Ireland
@@foilarmsandhog Oh... so it's Knock ⛪, not "(to) knock" 🤭💡👍
A marian apparition in Ireland
Love this
Brilliant!
Is afterlife insurance enough though? I’m surprised Arms isn’t upselling Hog with insurance insurance, like in the car rental sketch.
Where is the link to the protestant division?
Its pretty hot in the protestant afterlife you don't want to go there
National treasures
International treasures 😁
@laurenconrad1812 you are SO correct! I am in California so that was a "duh" moment on my part.
Hilarious 😅
Oh yeah… I would not get a good rate with my old faith either… 😂
We’Re ThE oRiGiNaL cHrIsTiAnS 🤤
Well, we are.
I never go to church for christmas. Who the fuck still do that in 2023 beside 80y+ old?
Ypure an edgy little teenager
The trocaire one was real tho
Love it
Hogs❤
this is exactly what the actual catholic church used to do
Where is knock?
Good im not religious and know when i die ill just go straight to nothingness
😂😂😂😂😂
This was literally just the Catholic Church for all of history, charging people to go to heaven
it’s hard being catholic 😂
I was on a train to Dublin a fortnight ago and there was a gaggle of ladies having a fab time talking about how Lourdes is great craic.
Sure,the whole Catholic thing is a bit mad, isn't it, Ted?
Where is Father Jack when you need him?
Hi there... I don't understand Hog's reply "I went to knock"...?? Some slang??
@@tobiMelka to Knock
Nice
Ita sad people actually believe they have to do this to inherit eternal life.
😂😂😂
Lol
Can I change company please?
"Good God, would you give us a break, woman?"
Was that a subtle reference to Mary because you know explicitly mentioning her would bring out the crazy American prots and their Mary hating ways? 😅
I don't believe.... in insurance.
Me neither
@@outoforbit-Just like Hog I'll take my chances 😂
Good to know I'm doing im pretty
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Good thing I'm not Catholic! 😂
"So, turns out you are not actually eligible for the Afterlife Program yet. But we have multiple options. You can apply for reincarnation benefits, although you will be on a wait list, as registered Buddhists have preference. You can also try crossing the River Styx- but depending on the contents of your funeral casket, you may have to wait a century or so."
@@Tegres1 How about if I just decide not to grow old and die? Don't have to worry about paying for any benefits or insurance. 😁 Good comment though! You should see if you can get to helping FAH write skits.
So picky!!!!
And that's why the Reformation had to happen
If he had gone to confession just once, he would have been forgiven. There was no need to destroy Christendom.
I've been wanting to go to Lourdes.
Ha
this was pritty funny but I have to disagree I don't go to church on christmas and I won't go ever. why would I waste my time.
Because eternity is a long time to burn in hell.
According to South Park only the Mormons go to heaven. So I'm just gonna go to atheist hell.
I'll pay in screams of agony 😅
Should check with toby the devil ( Atkinson)
Catholics ☕
Flights to knock are like £7 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yup, that's the religion alright, trying to buy their way into heaven by propping up the Romans.
Ypu clearly have no knowledge of Church history. Pro tip, everyone knew from the beginning the Bishop of Rome was the principle point of Unity even when we were getting our heads chopped off as a witness to Christ. You should actually read the Church Fathers and Acts 15
Tell me your faith is just a show of buzzwords and rituals without telling me. I understand this skit is supposed to be comedy, but I all I feel is a profound sadness. I beg of you to take a moment to read a little of the book you claim. And maybe think about in what manner Jesus came and lived and how that compares with a hierarchy of men in golden robes and funny hats. A group not unlike the pharisees.
Well, he's the one that created the hierarchy when He renamed Simon to Rock and gave him the keys to heaven and Earth.
Careful boys you won't be laughing forever.
Afterlife Insurance Real Life Cost: Accept Jesus’ gift (he paid for you)
the Good thing is Faith is FREE - BUT requires Penitence to acknowledge our Sin
Sin is imaginary wrongdoing
I’m surprised they did a skit on Catholicism. Isn’t Dublin mostly Protestant? I can never remember which part of Ireland is heavy with Catholics.
Ohhhh. You got me good. It’s just Catholics that are the easiest to point out. 😉🤣🤣🤣
Are you joking or do you really not know that all of the Republic of Ireland is majority Catholic?
I guess FAH could do a quickchange costume version of the politics since James VI and I - but that might be a bit too edgy
Northern Ireland is protestant because it's English
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Why is it always the Catholic Church in your jokes? how about islam ☪️ and judaism? ✡️
because they are Irish, catholic is the most popular religion there so why would they joke about another religion that they know a lot less about
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