Prison for Annoying People | Foil Arms and Hog
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- Prison for annoying people | Foil Arms and Hog
#Sketchcomedy #prison
What happens if only annoying people went to prison?
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Where is this prison exactly? Asking for a family member.
Tut tut tut
@@RedMadMichael You've been reported to the authorities
Well, at least you’re not “asking for a friend.”
😂😂😂
@@patrickgleason2066 That would be really annoying.
Serial killer? THE GUY WHO WROTE THE FINALE TO GAME OF THRONES. I had to pause and reflect on this genius and devastating line. Haha
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@@RedMadMichael That's 20 years for you!
It's a gem
@@edoardoprevelato6577 it definitely was a duo and both of them belong in this prison, no parole hearing
Ooooooooh I just got it!! That is genius!
You forgot people who borrow pens and never give them back...
right besides the ones that do but without the cap
I'd a boss who did that, you'd hand him something to sign, he'd walk away with the pen
I eventually just started taking them from him, whether they were mine or not. They're mine now
Death penalty
What about people who make minor grammatical errors?
@@PointsofData That and the people who correct them... or so I'm told...
I'm surprised the prisons aren't overrun with "your colleagues who never learnt how to mute their mic on Zoom"
That has to be one of the most annoying things ever! We switched to Teams and I am constantly going through the list of attendees muting everyone 😡😡
What about those hundreds of people hitting Reply All to every office-wide announcement? 😑
Well they have been rising in number only recently, so we still got some room left.
They’re on death row.
Triple wow
“A lot of lifers in there.”
“You mean?”
“Lifestyle bloggers.”
😆 I died.
unnecessary hyperbole, that’s quite annoying mate
Is this the Lauren Conrad from the hills?.... or whatever... haha! Sorry I don’t watch it, but I know who you are, if it’s actually you! ❤️🇨🇦🤓. I love these guys
May you rest in peace
Loving Lyfe by JK Studios also makes fun of lifestyle bloggers
@@chrisrandall2710 Hey! Yeah, I'm not the girl from the Hills, but honestly, if I need to spell out my name in a store that's trying to mail something to my home, I ask if they've watched the Hills and say that I spell my name the same as her. It's easier than spelling out my whole name. 😆
I'd be in for "borrowing" phone chargers and not returning them, and laughing at my own jokes. That's 15 years mininum
I got life for replying to actually funny comments but not upvoting them.
damn I expected a reply by yourself saying "haha so funny!"
easily
@@jankisi Hahaha my joke was pretty funny tho
@@ConstantlyDamaged Yeah we can't hang out anymore
My uncle was a police officer who arrested a man who had terrorized the country going from town to town approaching young children and correcting their conversations. Things like the proper use of literally and it's Frankenstein's monster not Frankenstein. My dad said he was never the same after that case...
hahah
like the saying goes:
Knowledge: Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom: Frankenstein actually is the monster.
;)
Frankenstein goes to a body building competition.
Severely misunderstood the objective.
I wish your uncle would come on TH-cam to take care of the evil bastards who want to tell everybody the difference between "your" and "you're."
I would lock up the evil bastards who mix up "your" and "you're".
Kinda wish this prison was real. Got like 17 citizen's arrests ready to go
Tut tut tut
I would have about a full school of arrests
Ah, but would you be at the top of someone elses list? You'd be forced to be in close proximity for years and years...
@@michellebyrom6551 nah m8
Hmmm that’s annoying to the prison guards who have to come collect these people. OFF TO THE JAILS
This needs a sequel. So much potential, like people who demand sequels for things that really don’t need one.
😂
Tut tut tut
Haha.... Yes, those people need to go to annoying prison. What about people who pretend that they are laughing with people who go in for light, effective humour but are actually sneering, thinking that the subject of their scorn is not smart enough to pick up on it which brings them a very fleeting sense of egoic satisfaction only to drown in confused self hatred once alone with themselves, not distracted?
Not that I am too familiar with that kind of person, I'm asking for a friend.
The sequel is never as good. Look at Rambo II.. That was annoying.
baby shark gets his own wing? good job warden you actually saved the prison from a prison riot due to the prisoners going insane because of that song played on repeat
Well, they just released Crazy Frog guy.
Tut tut tut
@@tamara3984 NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
@@tamara3984 keep the pitchforks and knives ready ! we have to take justice in our own hands !
I had to look up what baby shark was! Spot the guy with no kids...! Over 8bn views; you think I'd have heard of it though.
Was waiting for the prison shower joke... cue up expectations, subverting them, add in observational humour... COMEDY!
Well done 😅
You've got the formula!
Tut tut tut
Is there a wing for frequent thankers and apologizers? I’d like to give myself in.
that's a good one!
@@foilarmsandhog Thank you 🙏🏻
Ah shit they found me!!!
Are you a Canadian by any chance? 😉
It'd be filled with Canadians! Sorry about that!
I am old enough to remember the original Monty Python, the Goodies, Fawlty Towers, the Two Ronnies, Morecombe and Wise etc. You guys are definitely in the same league. Consistent and hilarious genius!
Haha "making every conversation about myself " is soooooo true for how annoying it is
Tut tut tut
That's my husband. But I snore. I am relieved to hear we will be in separate wings.
@@kathy6803 🤣
@@kathy6803 hahaha
Baby Shark's cellmate had to listen to "Let It Go" for therapy 🤪😆 Brilliant lads! Oh and that outro 👌🤣
Tut tut tut
I work in daycare in the toddler room, and their two favourite songs are "Baby Shark" and "Let It Go", seriously! 🤣🤣🤣
@@jenner81 I don't actually know either song (yet!) but I know baby sharks will actually eat each other in the womb which I suspect is an important indicator. I suspect they come from the same dark place that Barney's "I love you, you love me", and the dreaded "Five-Finger Family Song" come from- in which case I can only assume that the turnover/burnout rate in your profession is off the scale! You and your colleagues- indeed, comrades- are the true "Front-Line Heroes"!
Ma-am, I salute you...
@@richiehoyt8487 Thank you! And I love my toddlers, but they definitely drive me crazy some days! Lol A word of advice, do not listen to Baby Shark as it will get stuck in your head and you'll find yourself randomly humming it in the grocery store with people giving you weird looks! 😅 Let It Go isn't a bad song the first few times, after the 500th time though (my daughter was obsessed with Frozen when it first came out, so I'm going through it a 2nd time!), it does get old! Lol And then there is a little boy who loves Old Macdonald and wants it on repeat and gets upset when you put on a different song...even if it is Baby Shark or Let It Go! Lol
@@richiehoyt8487I like Let It Go and I'm in my twenties, also the original Frozen clip is really good animation. There's also a video of it being sung in different languages which is cool.
"Actually it's not a boat, it's a ship."
16 years.
I just realised. He's not in prison for leaving the seat up, he's in prison because he never takes the blame for anything "innocent guy"
I really can’t be the only one who watches right to the end for the doom-dah!
I hope you're not!
You are definitely not the only one! Love me a good DoomDah.
I absolutely do, but I've had to tell my kids to just let it play to the end. They're coming around because of the subtitle shenanigans.
No bloody way, each one has its own individual intrinsic value
The ONLY channel I listen to the end - JUST for the Doomdah! 🤪 ( so MANY others drone on for 1/3 of the video about where all we need to click - seriously - don't the rest know that we KNOW to look in the description to find them on insta, etc.
..... I ALWAYS wait for the DOOMDAH
One of you guys left the toilet seat up and got scolded by your partner. That's why this video was made. Don't deny it!
"Foils is stupid. Arms is amazing."
OK, who let Arms have internet connection? :P
Ah, been waiting all week for this one! At this point, I only know the days of the week because your videos come out on a Thursday
😂 same
Me too..:)
Thank you for telling me what day it is👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
So true 😂
Tut tut tut
"What about serial killers?" "Yeah, the guy who wrote the finale to game of thrones"
That's dark..
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Some of the other (offscreen) inmates include:
- The person who starts every sentence with “Well, actually....”
- The person who responds to every online comment with, “Um.... you DO know , right?”
- The person who abuses “Reply All”
- The person who thinks they know how to properly use the slang of a different generation or cultural group, but unfortunately doesn’t.
- The person who puts empty cartons back in the fridge (most likely the same person who leaves empty toilet paper rolls behind without replacing them).
- The person who doesn’t have their wallet ready when they get to the register.
I'm already pissed reading this
Foil should really go to the annoying people's jail for touching the graphics
3:12
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I sincerely hope there is a separate wing for people who say "literally" and "like" every two seconds...
Like, they are literally the WORST! 🙄
They literally are! Like, I'm glad none of my friend group is like that, else I'd literally unfriend them. Like, really? Can you literally just stop?
“WhAt aRe yOu iN fOr”
No one:
Not a soul in the world:
Foil and Arms Hog: “putting knives in the fork drawer”
What would you be in for?
I'll go first, I sing constantly
I think Arms can come and join you then 😉
Nope, that's endearing, not annoying
God they better not put us in the same wing, we'll be singing Chicago
@@foilarmsandhog I love Chicago. We'd get on very well!
@@foilarmsandhog They had it coming, they had it coming they only had themselves to blame, We love musicals, they put us in the same wing, now we made a refrain!
Finally made it to a premier again - even if I’m in the bathroom & no one else can get in... oh no, can I be imprisoned for inconsiderate hogging of the bathroom!?!
Bathroom private time is essential these days
We grab the moments of peace and quiet when we can!
Tut tut tut
Are you a mom or dad? If so...I'm handing you the sacred "free out of jail card". We need these few minutes a day like water in the desert 👮🏻♀️
@@juliaspoonie3627 I never took my time in the bathroom before until I became a parent
Getting up at 9 for an Irish exam paper class, not a hope! Getting up at quarter to 8 to make sure I see the new FAH video on time, every week! ❤️
Yes, priorities!
Tut tut tut
@@RedMadMichael sure how important can the exams be anyway? 🤔😬
Look atthe abswers at a few other comments and then youll realise what i was going for exactly
@@RedMadMichael yeah I get the reference haha ,I was referring to another video of theirs as well.....Never mind!
I think they forgot the most annoying person ever: the one who puts fish in the workplace microwave! They should be put in Max security!
No, Arms, Foil isn't stupid!
Signed, a Foil fan.😝
Hmm I'm not very familiar with the law.. Is it the people who load the dishwasher WRONG who go to prison or the ones who complain about them 😅
The age old question
Both😂
If they both are imprisoned, are they put in different wings from each other?
@@FranciscanGypsy Definitely, otherwise a riot may start. But if the prison starts to overflow, maybe the authorities may just turn a blind eye.
Both, but those are fairly minor offences compared to the people who drop off their dirty plate and cup on the counter right above the empty dishwasher, leaving it to someone else to load them.
As Sartre said: Hell is other people 🤣
As Dave Lister said: "yeah, but all his mates were French!"
If annoying people went to prison, everyone in my school would be in the slammer.
Including me, to be fair.
Yes, thats the sad truth, we'd all be there
Oh no that outro... Poor Foil. Two against one, he didn't even had a chance 😅
Not a hope!
He can take revenge this afternoon in his live stream 😂
@@ivanag.5064 live stream?
@@Peteroranje yes! On patreon! Once in a while the do a live stream on patreon
I really suggest you to support them (if you can ofc, you can choose how much per month you want to give) and there are a lot of extra content
Moreover there are all their 5 shows there!!
@@ivanag.5064 thanks will do :)
Excellent. I love how clever your comedy is. 🤣 Arm's hair is fabulous
OH thank you
What about armpit's hair?
The writers of Lost are in there for multiple life sentences. They didn't just kill the serial, they tortured it for years.
it took me the end of the vid to realise they were all in identical clothing. its this subtle levels of perfection and attention to detail that makes FAH surprising, witty and worth a dozen re-watch's.
Apart from Hog who’s using his hat to cover up his lockdown curls😀
That shower gag 🤣 amazing
HEY! FOIL is not stupid! He's beautiful, inside and outside.
(Done my role as Foil #1 fanboy for the day)
Good man Azuan!
Yes azuannnnnn
Ngl I feel like foil deffo has a seat ready at his table in case you ever come by for dinner 😂😂 #foilandazuanforever
Exactly! Foil fangirl here supporting that theses completely.
One more time and there'll be revolution! ...meaning I will ignore your videos and Patreon updates for....2 hours!!! 😡
'to let you know when the video is coming out on the day, not the day before'
Ahww we've forgiven you for your mistake last week Arms, seems like it's also time to start forgiving yourself
Tut tut tut
How much for not cleaning the mugs after drinking tea or coffee? 🤣☕ Loved it lads. Baby shark is a more serious offence than leaving the toilet seat up. 😁
Annoying people who don't do as they are told, like not ducking and touching the graphics, deserve twice 15ys.
Harsh, but fair
"foil is stupid, arms is amazing"
plot twist, hog wrote that one
There were lucky times, innocent times, when I knew nothing about Baby Shark but these times ended just a minute ago because I needed to fill in this knowledge gap.
This person belongs behind bars.
ahahaha the song isn't that bad.... hearing it for the first time.
just wait, it'll only get
hahah sorry
It's like when someone complains they've an 'earworm' bouncing around in their head and it's driving them nuts; by all means commiserate, but ON NO ACCOUNT give in to the temptation to ask what is the offending song... Unless of course you're ok with Eiffel 62's "I'm Blue... ta da ta da dee da da dah'' taking up residence in your head like some sort of brain parasite!
I made that mistake too. Did not know what it was. Was not missing anything...
I love the fading title, the editor is outstanding
OH YOU
In fairness, foil did the title... i just faded it... haha
Tut tut tut
Great subversion of the tired prison shower joke!
After seeing an outro so packed with awesome wit and general adorableness I always find it hard to remember the great writing and acting etc. from the sketch but I DO, OK?? Also awesome hair, please know Foil's hair is awesome toooooo!!!
I'll make a note of it in the minutes
@@foilarmsandhog Thank you. Very diligent.
You know what I find annoying? People who can't even do their spelling correct, but accuse others of doing things wrong.
"or the day before" arms: 👀👀👀👀
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You can tell Arms wrote the post production graphics. Poor Foil 😂😂😂
Didn't stand a chance
The prison outfits look pretty comfortable to be fair
I was delighted, now i have an office hoody
What about serial killers?
"Yes the guy who wrote the finale to Game of Thrones is there"
Hahhahaha.. Well put
Tut tut tut
Arms, don't cut your hair. It looks amazing in this skit!
Yes. Please, don't cut your hair !
Plot twist - he isn't in there for the toilet seat but for constantly making excuses.
The thing is. It isn't the toilet ring seat that should be put down. It's the actual lid that should be put down, to stop germs being sprayed around the bathroom when the toilet is flushed.
As an ex prisoner I can confirm there are a lot of annoying people in there (im totally not, no, never annoying)
Love your work.
Tut tut tut
@@RedMadMichael shouldnt it be "ts ts ts"?
@@SC2TCT look at the subtitels
@@RedMadMichael guess you are right about that I dont use the subtitles
What were you in for? ;p
Me "What's 'Baby Shark'?.
The Wife: DON'T GOOGLE IT
..."Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo".
You were warned-you have only yourself to blame!
@@Rainbowgrrl You're not wrong. 😂
@@timpies6592 you should listen to your wife more mate 😆
An annoying prison is the worst because if you get annoyed to the point you kill someone, you’ll just get sent to the same exact place.
I don't buy this, you guys are way too sweet and not annoying at all!
I guess everyones annoying to someone!
That kind of comment is what Private Eye would label OBN, Order if the Brown Nose. Guaranteed a lifetime sentence in this prison. 😝
@@michellebyrom6551 well I would be in good company, sign me up 😜
First, this has to be a record or something
Yep, never been this early
Me too
First comment people. That’s a paddlin’ .
Tut tut tut
Omg the bit about the baby shark had me in stitches!! 😂🤣😂🤣
Snitches get stitches Keira
I read that to mean you got bitten by a baby shark and needed stitches - and you're laughing about it! Hard core.
Worthy mention of the premature airing of last week's video.. 🤣
haha
😂 how do you always come up with these ideas?! Brilliant!!
A lot of staring into space
@@foilarmsandhog 😄
Great one! Watched it three times, and laughed harder with each view. Have to add my voice to the growing chorus of Foil Fans. Good singer, wonderful rhythm, lovable straight face, and when he shrieks in despair his voice hits a pitch only known to dogs. Love this actor!
Which area are the “um, ACTUALLY...” people kept in? I have about 4 people in custody in a holding cell currently
Back again, re-watching one of my favorite FAH videos. Arms' Tsking is immaculate: it must be a natural talent. Perfect way to end the scene. I love this one!!!
Brilliant sketch as always!
Laughed far too loudly at this one! Already one of my faves!
Great to hear Jenny
Can you imagine a world without annoying people? (insert Simpson's meme)
Tut tut tut
Arms is the IT Department in FAH and does his best to meet all stereotypes 😂
I love these skits i think your acting is great and i hope you carry on ror a long time lads
Us too! cheers
Love your vids they never fail to make me smile 😂
Can I get my man imprisoned for ‘making observations’ on every bloody thing I do? And I do mean everything...😒 Brilliant sketch as always.
Yes, but she may dob you in for something else
I'm so glad I got that dad joke license. Even where I'm from, they aren't easy to come by for those who aren't parents or first responders, you know. Minimum penalty's five years for unlicensed dad-joke telling. They'll lok you up and throw away the "c".
brilliant as usual!!! love you guys xx
The existential crisis Arms is going through briefly at 2:51 is relatable
Hahahahahahaha! Of course, I'm in for always talking about my cats. But they're so cute, how can anyone resist them? Why, just the other day, my girl cat CleoCattra was on my lap and she just looked me and . . .
You really make my days better, thank you very much. 😊
Love it!!! You guys are awesome!!
Just wanna say you're doing an amazing job on the subtitles Hog!! I always watch with them now just in case you add any secret messages 😏
I've been scratching my head over who does the subtitles. So happy to finally know!
I’m glad the crime of toilet seat offending had finally been recognised
Tut tut tut
As a woman, I prefer a raised seat over one that was pissed all over. I guess I’m in the minority here but still, #ParoleFoil! :)
@@nince021 I'm with you in it! I've got 2 boys over the place and i prefer seat-up to seat-pissed-all-over.
Leaving the Lego all over the floor should be a juvenile or something like this.
Good sketch as usual, but actually crying laughing at the post production editing. Brilliant setup!
Even your outtros are amazing :) Thank you for your videos.
solid gold - every second of it - it's easy to forget how really really good FAH are because they make it look so effortless
Amazing, really loved that ! (I’m definitely guilty of putting knives where the forks go though)
The police are on their way
Absolutely brilliant. You guys are officially my favourite thing to watch 😂😂😂
This is such a clever concept!
Hilarious! My Thursday's been made!
Tut tut tut
What about prison for TH-camrs who upload on the wrong day causing all their fans to panic that it may be bin day or they missed the 10th zoom work call of the week? ;)
Haha great video guys! Loved it.
NO NO NO WHAT NO
@@foilarmsandhog Keep making us smile. You're saving our sanity
For April Fools I am hiding all the best tea mugs in the house. I am the only one in a family of 5 (all adults, back home for covid) who DOESN’T drink it and can’t understand why they can’t empty the cup, give it a rinse and make another tea in THAT CUP INSTEAD OF CLEARING OUT THE ENTIRE CUPBOARD OF CUPS IN A DAY.
Brilliant as always, thanks guys.
Serial killers. Repeat offenders. Lifers. Is there a special wing for people who honk their car horns half a second after the light turns green?
Foil isn't stupid! He's hosting the livestream today!
Tut tut tut
One of the best ones I watched so far
I love how much of this one felt like one of their fantastic pun videos! 😂😂
For real, if one more person suggests sea swimming as a way to deal with depression/anxiety etc, I will screaaaam! D:
That would be life without parole.
Especially to someone who CAN'T SWIM.
Especially in the Irish Sea which I’m convinced is colder than any other sea in the world😀
I was amazed when I went to Ireland in March 2011 and saw old people swiming in the icey water. My respect, lads, my respect! 😄
Or "try yoga"
If you lads cut your hair all the FAHndom will throw you in there! Ye been warned! Just don't risk it 😂😂
What a monstrous regime!
@@foilarmsandhog I'm sorry but looking that good comes with a price and if you dishonour it you will have to pay the consequences!
Yes to this Nadine!!!! 💪🏼
Love you guys! Nice editing there!!
Thanks Ritushree!
This is my new favorite.