Video games are for children. Any adults at a video game event that aren't either working or bringing their kids are cringey, and should probably be on a watchlist.
@@PeterTeal77 Claiming that video games are only for children is even more childish, how is it different from any other form of entertainment other than being able to control it? I bet you wouldn't say that movies are for children, so how are video games any different?
@@F-I-N-E-R Playing mobileshit doesn't qualify you as "gamer", you absolute moron. It must be your hobby, not something you use to pass the time in work.
@@F-I-N-E-R Look man the problem isn't the fact they're not gaymer enough, the problem is what they play are basically not games, but ads and spyware with a little bit of gameplay inbetween. It's toxic to the gaming industry to include these mobile garbage player people in actual gaming community. That's why we have mobile games on pc now.
Mayochiki that’s beyond thinking dumb shit. He’s like 9 at least and think having to buy multiple editions of a game to get more content is a good idea.
@@powerzox8326 he's not the one paying for the games or the content he's asking, it's just a kid who wants more stuff, surely you don't think he was considering other plataforms and how it will impact the market.
@@Monkeybomb0 pretty sure its because that fat landwhale monster has her tits hanging out with a 25cm² tattoo on her disgusting udder while being in front of little kids, i think thats the only reason tbh.
It triggers me that these statistics that claim almost half of gamers are female don't take out mobile games. Anything that doesn't require a controller or a keyboard IS NOT A VIDEO GAME if anything is an entertainment app.
@@thedude3005 As in he wants exclusive console content so that you'll have to buy both versions to get the full experience. It's such a funny thing to say as someone who is on the consumer end.
"If I was playing virtual reality, the first thing I would do is blow up the entire world." Woah kid, we have an Edgelord limit here, keep it below the line.
I am glad that they just do it live every year since 2017, no cringe, no stupid kids/devs and their stupid questions, just new update news/entertainment stuff and a brutal memorable mob vote.
Holy shit you are right! I left this community around 4 years ago, and never bothered to look at the minecon cringefests. Christ, I feel some tumors growing on my back from watching these.
He looks like the scientist Dr. Strangelove, the wheelchair-using nuclear war expert and former Nazi named Merkwürdigliebe, who has alien hand syndrome.
Mayochiki well when you’ve been labeled by society as something and then mocked throughout the years for it just to have people later try to steal it away after years of working to get people to give the community respect; yeah. It’s fucking annoying.
Mayochiki you just contradicted yourself by saying being a gamer is one of the lamest titles you can have so clearly you care also this post wasn’t hating gamers or non gamers he was just pointing out that people who only play candy crush aren’t gamers
@Mayochiki Tosses football to kid during weekend because of boredom? *NFL PLAYER* Goes for a swim at the pool on a friday night? *Professional Swimmer* Jogs around the block? *MARATHON RUNNER* You are the stupid one my guy. Gamer is a hobbyist term for enthusiasts. Just because you play your normie games like candy crush that doesn't qualify you as an enthusiast. You sound mad, because SJW's get mad when they are not included in everything. Heres a participation trophie for trying and look stupid.
7:55 Hey he’s not lying, playing that game as a little kid does teach you that stuff. The game is scarier, more immersive, and everything feels like a risk
@Josh Cuthbert Being an extrovert doesn't mean you are never shy. It's more about how much work it is for you to spend time with other people. Even if you are the biggest extrovert around that doesn't mean you are never self-concious or shy.. same way being an introvert won't mean you don't want to be around other people or don't have the skills for that, only that it's more draining for you.
@@kavalogue It's true tho? People don't understand what introvert and extrovert actually mean so it's fair to educate them. Those terms only refer to which environment restores your energy, either one with people or no people.
Oh, this isn't even all of it. This is just the livestream. No doubt Mojang will be releasing the non-livestreamed panels, and then there'll be hours more of footage to go through.
There were five or six panels going on at any given time. The livestream only broadcasted one at a time. So, not counting the opening and closing ceremonies or the interviews/intermissions, there'd about four or five times as much.
One particular highlight not listed here was "So, this is a prostitute. I'm not a prostitute, so I had to get in the mind of one to create this character."
As a _hardcore_ sudoku mobile gamer, it's nice to get some recognition for the hundreds of hours I spent sack deep in the numbers, swiping & tapping till my fingers bled. I _stay_ crunchin' them numbers baby!
@@rafa-lk6lf That guy was making a reference to one of the most famous Minecon moments ever where this young girl with a speech impediment was trying to ask about PC spec requirements. It was just so unintentionally funny because of how severe the speech impediment was and how embarrassed she got (really hard not to feel bad for her for that moment but it was funny). So "wam" was how she pronounced "RAM".
Do you think Notch stays in his home because he fears what he made.
This is why god has abandoned us lmfao
Spy kids 2 reference? Lmao
Good reference 😂
@Das_Bass A very classy spy kids 2 reference
I approve...
No, he's sitting at home because he got a 2.5 billion dollar check from Microsoft
I love the awkwardness of corporate people forced to be nice with turbo nerds.
“Turbo nerds” 😅
That’s an insult to turbo nerds. These people have undiagnosed mental issues.
Another example of why Rockstar doesn't respond to criticism anymore: they aren't gamers yo.
don't insult nerds, these are idiot kids
Some of those corporates are even higher rank nerds. I mean Minecraft? Come on.
I want to commit sudoku
This one just made my day. Bravo!
can i still be called a gamer?
shamefrul dispray!
Gosu*
I love that game
This is more like a daycare than a gaming event
Achi Baba
To be honest epic gamers are just incredibly cringey lmao. Not just exclusively on minecraft lmao.
I know, with the oldest youtube users attending it.
Video games are for children. Any adults at a video game event that aren't either working or bringing their kids are cringey, and should probably be on a watchlist.
@@PeterTeal77 Claiming that video games are only for children is even more childish, how is it different from any other form of entertainment other than being able to control it? I bet you wouldn't say that movies are for children, so how are video games any different?
"Is Harambe a game?"
It's a shooter.
Black Ribbon That meme can rest in piece now...
Black Ribbon OH HOH HO
WELL MEMED
Black Ribbon ecks dee
Black Ribbon BOY
I laughed harder than I should.
Oh well. I'm going to hell...
This aged like a fine wine
😂😂😂😂😂 yes, it has.
Kids dressed as Notch, sure aged well
And maggot cheese
I'm watching this with a red wine right now lmao
@@Goldman200 real mvp right there
"Why did you want to write a Minecraft novel?"
"Because money- er, because it's such an amazing game..."
At least he could speak and wasn't cringe.
Michael Scott Still if you can write a minecract novel and be a new york time writer, anyone can write a book
I was the first to get the the book
Michael Scott 1000th like + Hilarious comment
@@TheBynirn ehhhh, it was kinda cringe because you know he was straight lying through his damn teeth. He just wanted that paycheck LOL
2016 was certainly a time
2016 was the most year
A better time than now though
It was a time for a while!
@@tomasviane3844 for approximately 300 days or so ish
@Jared_Fails_Films i think im a better raper than him
Imagine the smell
This comment needs to be much more popular
ExtremeEspeon I agree
Sup rhodonite
Ugh, just imagining it.
Im stealing this...
it hurts to watch but I can't look away
It's like a car accident you don't WANT to watch but you can't stop...
it hurts so much lol. let's get harambe out there
Whats a harambe
i was gonna mention the office too. ricky gervais at his best cannot write such awkward situations. also i only read books; no harambe there
like a car crash
This is why Notch sold Minecraft
lol
@Rajmund Csombordi He actually is.
He sold the game in 2014, this is from 2016.
@@JeroGO he knew what would become
He's a fucking loser just like these people he just has more money.
6:39 the guy's definitely skilled at charging at kids at full speed
What a weirdo
Poor kid haha!
This clip killed me lol
Now I know why notch sold his share of mojang
omega portal lol
Masta Nugroho learn how businesses work, he is the founder but only had a % of share
Notch: "Nope, goodbye. You can carry my shit now, Bill"
omega portal
Hahahahhahhaha
true when minecraft was still in early alpha stages, there were less children playing.
All the 40 y/o moms who play candy crush
G A M E R
Games are games
95% of females who "game" couldn't take a stock off me in SSB
@@F-I-N-E-R
Playing mobileshit doesn't qualify you as "gamer", you absolute moron. It must be your hobby, not something you use to pass the time in work.
@@F-I-N-E-R Look man the problem isn't the fact they're not gaymer enough, the problem is what they play are basically not games, but ads and spyware with a little bit of gameplay inbetween. It's toxic to the gaming industry to include these mobile garbage player people in actual gaming community. That's why we have mobile games on pc now.
OMG HOW DID U KNOW
"Can you guys add some console exclusives?" Oh God, our future is in dire hands.
I got one !
Mod support on Pc xD
Mayochiki that’s beyond thinking dumb shit. He’s like 9 at least and think having to buy multiple editions of a game to get more content is a good idea.
@@powerzox8326 he's not the one paying for the games or the content he's asking, it's just a kid who wants more stuff, surely you don't think he was considering other plataforms and how it will impact the market.
ah yes because one kid saying some dumb shit means the future of our species is doomed. nice logic there
I know right, some people prefer a thing that you don't prefer. Oh woe is me, grow up.
Man all the kids dabbing is something.. damn 2016 is almost 7 years old..
*BLOW UP THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD* *_fixes glasses_*
*BAKANA*
Very nice plan
Hahahahhhahaahahaha
Future supervillain in the making
why do I hear boss music?
I love how the devs are even more socially inept than the actual 9 year olds lol
No im pritty sure its cause weirdos ask them weird questions and they have to give some sort of reply..
@@Monkeybomb0 absolutely
@@Monkeybomb0 pretty sure its because that fat landwhale monster has her tits hanging out with a 25cm² tattoo on her disgusting udder while being in front of little kids, i think thats the only reason tbh.
@@Monkeybomb0 a child asked for console exclusives and you don’t think the devs response wasn’t odd
@@TomasUjhelyi No thats one of the more normal questions..
I played Tic Tac Toe on a napkin once, at a restaurant. I'm a gamer.
Underrated
Thats hardcore. This one time i played "i spy" with my brother on a road trip.
Yup.. We gamers
@@BobBob-we3wr yoooo, I played that once. I lost a finger, but it was a fantastic "gamer" experience.
@@ailaxvo64_ That's an epic gamer moment bro xD
Are you a female? If so, send that dependapotamus a note so she can add you to the stats
2:16 I like how he adjusts his glasses like an anime villain afterwords
each dab destroyed a part of my mind
ROFLmangoasSOI same
ROFLmangoasSOI I got cancer after seeing each dab, my entire body is now infected
I hate the fucking dab, yet everyone in my school does it. I want to die
Nick Rof only immature teenagers, kids and just plain retards do it because its "cool" these days to follow what pop and rap stars are doing.
Nick Rof I have to disagree. I love dabbing.
“So can you add console exclusives?”
*developer proceeds to confirm question by asking the EXACT OPPOSITE of what he asked for*
Taco I mean to be fair, what kind of headass asks for something that requires you to buy multiple versions?
zama422 the kid probably has a console and wants to flex about the new Minecraft features he got
666 likes...
@@zama422 fanboys
@@da4127 this.
02:15 "If I was playing virtual reality this is the first thing I would do: blow up the whole entire world." *adjusts glasses*
Relatable characters.
he´s my spirit animal
That scene hurt me the most
I love that kid a lot
In 60 years people will be debating whether to go back in time and kill this guy
This video has taken at least 15 years off of my life.
Same
Same profile pic
c0l1n_M4 I died a thousand deaths inside...
This was pure horror, Jesus Christ
it took me 15 years to actually get trough it.
It was worth every second.
God I feel so embarrassed even though I'm completely anonymous behind my screen.
This guy lowkey went to minecon.
Sparrow Lmfao, stop it!
Eliaaan its called cringe
nice profile pic
Eliaaan are you the Keemstar guy?
I feel so bad for the game developers who have to deal with this shit every year doing q/a
Yeah it seems like there is always one small indie game that kids just freak out over every year.
Isacc S hopefully some people learn from this and stop doing the dab. It's dead af people
Isacc S agree
LOL the devs are just as cringy as the kids, did you not see them? they're all man children
Ya but it generates sooo much
2:31 love how everyone’s super squished together and the one guy is spreading his legs out as far as he wants to
Lmao
7:52 "Why do u wanna write a Minecraft novel?" - "Because I love money, I really fucking love money."
nahh my man brooks aigth
especially for someone who wrote zombie survival guide off the heels of the zombie craze
*Minecraft is a game about courage*
@@ZXN0W07F made me cringe when he said that
"Anyone can be a gamer, even if it's like doing a Sudoku on your phone" What the actual fuck?
shes a dumbass.
I guess that makes me a book worm then because I read the cat in the hat.
and I'm a chef because I made a bowl of cereal
Grandpa Likeey I am a genius because I did a 2+2
Claid yes, you're a writer. It's logical grammar.
I play sudoku I am a gamer
6 God
I commit sudoku every day
It triggers me that these statistics that claim almost half of gamers are female don't take out mobile games. Anything that doesn't require a controller or a keyboard IS NOT A VIDEO GAME if anything is an entertainment app.
By definition, you are.
Well my dad likes playing cross word is that counted?
Qias Omar’s Niece I play football with a Soda Can,which it means i m a GAYmer.
"how many of you, this is your first minecon"
*Everyone raises hands*
No one wanted to come back
"I'm dressed as my favourite youtuber"
"Who is it?"
"Keemstar"
She was Stampy
Flabbymeat wrong scene.
Every dab kills me a little.
Sam Tufts i cut my wrist a little (i can send images for proof not joking)
Sam Tufts i die a little inside
I'm so glad I live in a country where dabbing didn't take off.
Sam Tufts I've had friends ask me to dab but my body just can't do it
DJBaggins Please tell me where. I will move to your country next time I see a 7 y/o dabbing around in the city.
Future gaming: Sudoku eSports
i want to commit sudoku
*Intensifies*
Sapphire Axel *Stares in Sudoku*
Seppuku would be better one
Sapphire Axel the golf of esports
The coronavirus was the best thing to happen to minecraft: more players, less minecon
More people playing minecraft is a bad thing
@@StonedCabbage why
@@insert_name_here6593 because it's a horrible pointless game
@@StonedCabbage cool, what games do you play?
@@StonedCabbage Nice, so what your saying is that you only enjoy games like flight simulator 2020 and watching paint dry.
The kid disguised as Notch was the only normal thing.
I know, right? What a cute costume. There's just something about bald caps that cracks me up.
At start i thought it is Osama bin laden
The clip before wasn't that bad either. Martin handled that pretty well
Yes
@@1Chasg What is Stampede though? Is it some famous MC player or something?
I did a Sudoku on my phone, did I gamer correctly?
No. Try again.
Try candy crush on facebook!
Goat simulator=gamer
did you try turning it off and on
I like these live events, they’re so awkward, yet so lively.
0:40 This question cracks me up. "Can you make the game more anti-consumer by making us buy multiple versions please?"
Idk if you are joking but kid doesnt say anti-consumer he says exclusive
@@thedude3005 As in he wants exclusive console content so that you'll have to buy both versions to get the full experience. It's such a funny thing to say as someone who is on the consumer end.
Lemon James
I see you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed
@@thedude3005 Don't lie, you're the kid from the vid, right?
YoJon wasn’t even a joke homie and stop linking subs outside of reddit
"Ew fortnite is so cringy, I'm glad the minecraft fanbase isnt like this!"
The minecraft fanbase for ten consecutive years:
This is where they started. God help us when all these zoomers become adults.
Mayochiki Lol never thought of that
Mayochiki keanu chungus💀
I just play cod and halo
That's what makes it special
Watching this has made me think of all the cringy moments of my childhood. Luckily none of them were this cringy.
There’s nothing cringier in this life than Tik Tok
2:15 some kids just want to watch the world burn
Wow hilarious...
the absolute madman
Its sauron the great.
And some kids just want to blow up the whole entire world
fixes glasses
all according to plan
respect to the one guy _continuously_ fucking around for contributing roughly half of the video footage.
Voytek
He saved minecon
The guy went to minecon just to fuck with people
He's my hero
6:32 my boy was like why the hell these grown ass men acting like there
What a legend lol
8:58 legendary
"females make up 48% of gamers" and "I am a very shy extrovert"
FotshyAigsht
“48% and fastly climbing”
and don't forget the "you can be a gamer, even playing suduko on your phone"
48% of gamers playing candy crush and farmville...
more like "Whales make up 48% of female gamers"
Minecon videos are genuinely my happy place
A million young children neglected by their rich parents, left abandoned in a square pixelated world
😅
Poetic
2010s in a nutshell
top 10 21th century torture methods
“21th”
twenty firth
Dab=Bad
*”TWENTY-FIRTH”*
*21th*
Lmao "I'm dressed as my favorite TH-camr Keemstar"
Max Brooks, I respected him. World War Z was a great book. I don't respect him now
Astartes Master Remiel This Dude is so funny xDD
Astartes Master Remiel What Legion?
"If I was playing virtual reality, the first thing I would do is blow up the entire world."
Woah kid, we have an Edgelord limit here, keep it below the line.
Rohan Kishibe and Heaven's Door he better watch out not to cut himself with that edge
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 we gotta run if he pulls out that AK from his backpack.
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 you should use heavens door to prevent him from blowing up his minecraft world
he taught microsoft users how to play minecraft dude
says rohan
All the keemstar and Harambe jokes really take you back to 2016 .. what a year 😋
can’t believe that guy’s dead now
"If i was playing virtual reality, the first thing i would do is blow up the whole entire world"
Ghostlykill117 *adjusts glasses*
Ghostlykill117 Least the kid was honest
Ghostlykill117 too kill minecraft
Replace world with school and it all makes sense
TheBanjoShow omg your funny you got a like and a sub
5:19 Holy shit, that kid is dressed as Bin Laden not Notch
hrghrurgrg
haha XD
You never seen Bin Laden and Notch in the same room. Coincidence?
hrghrurgrg ikr LOL
hrghrurgrg Haha
hrghrurgrg hahahahaha
it’s fascinating to peer into a world I know absolutely nothing about
a verified TH-camr commented? with no replies. rare.
@@obey2263 Maybe because this video is 4 years old
ö probably
@@user-if1tt3iw4j wow! big shocker!
@@obey2263 when
I am glad that they just do it live every year since 2017, no cringe, no stupid kids/devs and their stupid questions, just new update news/entertainment stuff and a brutal memorable mob vote.
S H Y E X T R O V E R T
Not to be a partypooper but being shy and being an extrovert don’t really have any corelations
UnicornHorn
Wow, you’re a real fucking genius, aren’t you?
@@CODA96 There's no contradiction in being a shy extrovert bro
maybe she enjoys being around people but doesn't like talking too much.
@@CODA96 introversion is about social energy levels , has nothing to do with shyness
Holy hell, that "dedicated wam" guy is having the time of his life.
ya
can I adopt him
Excuse me, he's a h-hero
*dedadative
he was the man!!!
No wonder Notch sold this shit
Right??!!!!!
Holy shit you are right! I left this community around 4 years ago, and never bothered to look at the minecon cringefests. Christ, I feel some tumors growing on my back from watching these.
Lol. Wtf
Witnessed the first mine con and he was battle scarred for life.
mt lmao 😂
0:25 I don't know, that baby crying was the most normal moment on that vídeo. Poor thing just didn't want to be there...
I swear to god there isn’t a single normal person who goes to Minecon
Laurel Schneider that meme guy he is our only salvation
i would guess at least the people who get paid to go there :P
he's cringy af
The guy doing the sex sign behind the interview
agree hahaH
Microsoft: So... any ideas?
Kid: Exclusive content for every edition?
Microsoft: promote this kid
yeah..
Patrick Star it was a kids game even before Microsoft bought it
Don't think Microsoft will do any exclusive content for Playstation or Mac.
EA would loved that idea... Think of all the money and DLC...
Lame pretending a common 30 yr old tactic is some revelation
2:15 "blow up the whole entire world"
*fixes glasses*
literally out of an anime
He’s like a little version of the bomber from hunter hunter
But why does he look like a little John Carmack
He looks like the scientist Dr. Strangelove, the wheelchair-using nuclear war expert and former Nazi named Merkwürdigliebe, who has alien hand syndrome.
@@ReeksofChees3 Because the real John Carmack is also interested in virtual reality... and blowing up the entire world, I guess.
this kid probably stormed the capitol on January 6th
“You downt realith ith that motht women awre gamerth”
“It’s not very common I win stuff”
I felt that in my chest.
Timestamp?
@@neihgnot8320 last clip
Same kid, same
I loved that scene way too much and boy is so eloquent
3:45
"I found this really old indie game called Creepy Castle"
*proceeds to still ask what he's playing*
And most of all, this game was released in 2016 on Steam.
Wish they'd release the OG Super Mario Bros. on Steam. I still have my old NES but don't have the TV to run it lol
*Player looks up for the title*
It‘s called 'Creepy Castle'
He looked up to see what the game was called
"Why did you decide to write a minecraft novel?"
Because idiot kids are going to buy millions of copies
You made me laugh and cry a lot with these comps, thank you so much
Dabbing should be illegal.
Yazu13Z if you run for president I am voting for you
They arested a girl for dabing at a concerts stage, i dont remember when or where it happened, but you can google it.
Minecon should be illegal.
shoot on sight
**dab**
kid: can you console exclusive?
dev: no
Yorgos T. They literally have no reason to be an exclusive.....specially after all these years that kid is dumb
probably a kid that thinks console is godlike and is jealous of the mods on pc
Why not dev I want to be forced to have to spend 120$ on different versions of the game yes.
ghost b.c
Dev gave him the: nigga bitch really look
"Anyone can be a gamer, even if its doing a soduko on their phone"
*Didn't know both my parents were gamers*
The only thing that makes that statement worse is that she pronounced "sudoku" wrong
Mayochiki well when you’ve been labeled by society as something and then mocked throughout the years for it just to have people later try to steal it away after years of working to get people to give the community respect; yeah. It’s fucking annoying.
@Mayochiki Then why are you so upset about it? He's just stating facts.
Mayochiki you just contradicted yourself by saying being a gamer is one of the lamest titles you can have so clearly you care also this post wasn’t hating gamers or non gamers he was just pointing out that people who only play candy crush aren’t gamers
@Mayochiki Tosses football to kid during weekend because of boredom? *NFL PLAYER*
Goes for a swim at the pool on a friday night?
*Professional Swimmer*
Jogs around the block? *MARATHON RUNNER*
You are the stupid one my guy. Gamer is a hobbyist term for enthusiasts. Just because you play your normie games like candy crush that doesn't qualify you as an enthusiast. You sound mad, because SJW's get mad when they are not included in everything. Heres a participation trophie for trying and look stupid.
7:55 Hey he’s not lying, playing that game as a little kid does teach you that stuff. The game is scarier, more immersive, and everything feels like a risk
Bruh
3:52 This guy is Memes compressed into one person.
I was gonna give him props for asking that stupid shit from the previous MineCon, but then he walked out like pussy.
Thomi Ayeeeeee love your videos man
XD That's my boy avsterbone
This guy made my laugh for a entire minute after i saw this haha
8:56 x)
“It’s more of a guy thing to label themselves”
“Im a very shy extrovert”
...and that’s why
Also an introverted extrovert. Lovely oxymorons.
@Josh Cuthbert Being an extrovert doesn't mean you are never shy. It's more about how much work it is for you to spend time with other people. Even if you are the biggest extrovert around that doesn't mean you are never self-concious or shy.. same way being an introvert won't mean you don't want to be around other people or don't have the skills for that, only that it's more draining for you.
shift0 just stop
@@kavalogue It's true tho? People don't understand what introvert and extrovert actually mean so it's fair to educate them. Those terms only refer to which environment restores your energy, either one with people or no people.
@@kavalogue yeah stop telling the truth >:(
It makes me sad that this is probably the people I argue with on TH-cam comments
no u
stfu you beautiful person
Welcome to 4chan and liveleak comments. This is most of the alt-right online XD.
why is this so painfully enjoyable
If Minecraft teaches you how to live then I guess COD has taught me how to be the best damn navy seal in the military
AdmiralSnackbarFilms when have you ever played as a navy seal
Tanner Sorrentino Black Ops 2
You are the best SEAL and don't let anyone tell you different buddy.
"Totally not a furry"
Who...?
2:20 that kid needs to be put on some kind of FBI list 😂
same with 5:00
Actually scratch this, the entire goddam video
definition of sadness
frank, your grammar makes me suicidal. fuck off mate.
huh? I didn't see David Cage anywhere
+Arorha sorry M8 :(
What did he do wrong he's badass raiden not the pussy raiden from mgs 2 but the badass raiden in metal gear rising
I like to imagine they are fighting every year in the studio on who has to go to the minecon and who doesn´t
"It's not just a game, it teaches you how to live!" yes let me venture forth into my local walmart and throw precious gems at the cashiers
let's burn a village!
OG Bubs let's stand on top of Tree leaves
_MagicMaster04_ do you actually play mine craft or something?
SJ2K -_-
LOL!
I love how security rushes in to take that kid out as he's leaving the stage already
Friday Night Pizza i think he was "trolling" more than that there
"So tell us why did you want to write a Minecraft novel?"
"Money!"
He answered that question so fast you can tell he rehearsed it in front of a mirror like 30 times.
that guy imitated that kid perfectly down to the stutter and the running out of breath towards the end and got ignored💀
You deserve a Nobel Prize for going through the whole footage just to do the highlights for us
GOD BLESS YOU
Oh, this isn't even all of it. This is just the livestream. No doubt Mojang will be releasing the non-livestreamed panels, and then there'll be hours more of footage to go through.
So you're saying there's more? This is inhuman
There were five or six panels going on at any given time. The livestream only broadcasted one at a time. So, not counting the opening and closing ceremonies or the interviews/intermissions, there'd about four or five times as much.
One particular highlight not listed here was "So, this is a prostitute. I'm not a prostitute, so I had to get in the mind of one to create this character."
Damn now I feel motivated to see the rest of it
0:10 “Sweet, Mein Kampf”
Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
😂😂😂
Rofl
I heard "mine cum" but you do you.
9:06 the guy running after him is the the cherry on the cake
He beat his ass
I'm your 100th like
@@technorunner1 u are a real bro, bro
I was the dude who ran across the stage
that keemstar dude is a real trooper, he appeared in this video like 3 times
I like the part where the green haired kid said, “it’s crafting time!” And proceeded to craft all over the place. Truly inspirational.
I dont know if Minecon or special-olympics..
Both
the furry one killed me
speshel olimpigs
its special-con
It's called paralympics
CEO of Minecraft:
Oookay let’s never do THAT again
I say we Nuke minecon 2017
the doge pupy ill call isis
But then we couldn't get these God awful videos
Show this video to ISIS
Nien. we have already witnessed japan's recovery...learn from it.
the doge pupy i'll bring some petrol n matches
As a _hardcore_ sudoku mobile gamer, it's nice to get some recognition for the hundreds of hours I spent sack deep in the numbers, swiping & tapping till my fingers bled. I _stay_ crunchin' them numbers baby!
3:51 _"Um... I was wondering, um... what's the whackommended amount of dedditated WHAM I should have to servuhr..."_
~ superkai64
WHAMU
What is wam? Lol
@@rafa-lk6lf That guy was making a reference to one of the most famous Minecon moments ever where this young girl with a speech impediment was trying to ask about PC spec requirements. It was just so unintentionally funny because of how severe the speech impediment was and how embarrassed she got (really hard not to feel bad for her for that moment but it was funny). So "wam" was how she pronounced "RAM".
@@kidamnesiak1 yeah i know, but wtf is Whaammh?
RedPill anyways Google is free.
I play with myself I am a gamer.
Landekar you made this joke 10x better my dude
@@Landekar Legendary
@@Landekar You win
Oh I see, you too like to use THAT ONE joystick.
The Legend Of Mincon 2016
3:51
4:13
4:43
8:35
I love this guy
Totally not a furry
9:10 dude running after him😂
6:36
4:24 :D
After watching a few of these videos for the first time, I have concluded they are minimalist commentaries on our air-conditioned dystopia. Bravo.
"White people have no culture"
Me
**shows this**
THE XPRT GAMER
THE XPRT GAMER White people have culture just not in the US or Canada 😂
1000th like
Who the fuck said that white people have no culture?! Europe has the richest culture and history!
Brianna Rose Metal music and cookouts. That shit is white culture
5:16 steve casually walking away
Like 200
kinda cute tho
@@edgarprastio9027 kid had a solid costume lowkey cute
lol
I gotta get outa here!
"Minecraft teaches you how to live."
-Max Brooks
beebceeper cuz irl u punch plants and kill monsters
beebceeper Lost all respect for him at that moment
Really? It's pretty clear to me he intended whatever this is to be a children's book. Also The Harlem Hellfighters isn't bad
This honestly makes minecons sound so much more fun to go to
I love how people in this comment section are torn on whether Minecon is fun or cool or not
Seems like a whole different plane of existence
2:16 Damn that was like an anime glasses moment.
Gendo ikari real son