Christopher Robin, because there needs to be a dead family and unresolved trauma. Pooh would be his companion and an unrecognizable shell of himself. He now feeds on the blood of heffalumps and woozles instead of honey.
Trumpie the Poop addressing the crowd at one of his rallies: "Let me tell you, the honey we have here in the Hundred Acre Woods is unlike any honey from any where else in the world. Paddington Bear, he wishes he had just a smackeral of honey as tasty as mine. All he has is marmalade. Marmalade in tiny jars, might I add. My honey, it's in big jars. Paddington, he wishes his jars were as big and marvelous as mine. They're very good jars."
Watching the stream, Saber looks like he was having 'Nam flashbacks to Joshua and the Promised Land. If you ask me, those should have been the highlight reel.
Silly old bear. If the harbinger of Spring is the sound of a bat on a ball, then I have become the harbinger of Winter; a barren and desolate spot that your bat will never hit. As my ball strikes the padded glove with the disgruntled furl of thirty thousand fans trudging out of the arena, watching as you throw down your bat in disgust and mourn what you'll never be, know this: you will NEVER defeat me, Pooh Bear. Not as long as you or I will live. They will never tell stories of your greatness or herald you as the second coming of Pitch Hittus. There are 108 stitches in every ball, Pooh Bear. How many do you think I can get on your face? Silly old bear... *Silly old bear...*
I'm gonna say it again, this film looks like something made on Unreal Engine 4. I don't know why, but the lighting, the character designs and the scenario looks like something was made by Unreal Engine.
It's super weird to watch this as a kid who grew up on USSR/Russian cartoon about Winnie the Pooh. Like looking at some twisted version of the thing you saw a lot. They tried to replicate stories, but they did such a poor job... Agh, it's uncanny
It's weird how this ripoff uses stories from old Russian cartoons about Winnie the Pooh. It's 1-to-1, but less dynamic and a lot more weird. Even order of the stories is exactly the same. And Tiger isn't in this because he wasn't in soviet version
If you told me, that the lead animator fell down a flight of stairs, had a brain injury, and huffed some glue before making this movie. I would believe you.
I feel like that the fake ripoff Pooh sounds like a higher-pitched Donald Trump version doing an impression of Pooh but not exactly trying his best… ugh…
Remember the theory about how all the animal characters are actually schizo imaginary friends made up by Christopher? This is literally that theory made real.
winnie the pooh looks outdated without his shirt, i guess that disney will find out years later that this animation is like a donald trump version of it.
9:55 Is that pond made up of some non-newtonian fluid? Just look at "Pooh" move through it. Edit: 11:30 This would've been considered "lazily made" 20 years ago.
No offense, but I literally can't hear the original video over your loud talking and quiet video audio. That and thank god tiger is owned by Disney, i would hate to see how over board they would of done with him. 😂
I think encountering this Winnie the Pooh in the woods would be more terrifying than encountering an actual bear…
I'd rather get mauled by a real bear than this Pooh
it's probably the same type of scary as that teletubbies episodes with that lion cutout or what it was
@@lizaraVR thanks for bringing back that horrific memory.
@@puririiin you're most welcome for refreshing that childhood trauma
if it's brown, lay down
if it's black, fight back
if it's white, say goodnight
if it's Pooh, here's a gun
This isn’t Winnie the Pooh, this is Horse Noise the Feces.
This is golden
This comment had me thinking for a second and then I almost choked on my food when I understood it 😂
The Great Mighty Pooh
Severely underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣
"So it's on Tubi and umm... we're goona die" is the best opening line for a video I've ever heard.
This Winnie the Pooh sounds closer to the creepy old man from family guy that always hits on Chris. At least to me does 💀
Oh dear... you're right! Aside from some noises Herbert makes it's very similar.
*Herbert the pervert
The animation quality in this movie is more terrifying than Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
Saber losing his mind as the story progresses is the best part lol
This feels like what they'd show prisoners of war as a form torture
Eyeore’s design makes me wonder what an American McGee-esqe game set in Winnie The Pooh would be like. Would Pooh be the protagonist or Christopher?
Christopher Robin, because there needs to be a dead family and unresolved trauma. Pooh would be his companion and an unrecognizable shell of himself. He now feeds on the blood of heffalumps and woozles instead of honey.
That sounds actually creative - I'd play that game!
Eeyore in this more like an eyesore
GRAAAAAAH I LOVE AMERICAN MCGEE’S ALICE!!!!!!!
Oh look, it's Xi Jin Poong.
I love how Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain, but they still felt the need to copy Disney characteristics.
I legit thought that Saber was goanna choke and die from laughing so hard
To answer Rishi’s question, I don’t think Halloween was ever a thing in the books-they might have been written before it was widely celebrated.
I had sleep paralysis because of this and Pooh was walking and put on a random paragraph about “YoU nEvEr KnOw AbOuT bEeS” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The way Saber saying “100 Acre Reservation” had me laughing to the point I got lightheaded
Finally, Pooh at home is here
i feel like my eyes need to be washed out. Because this is actually scary than blood and honey
Trumpie the Poop addressing the crowd at one of his rallies: "Let me tell you, the honey we have here in the Hundred Acre Woods is unlike any honey from any where else in the world. Paddington Bear, he wishes he had just a smackeral of honey as tasty as mine. All he has is marmalade. Marmalade in tiny jars, might I add. My honey, it's in big jars. Paddington, he wishes his jars were as big and marvelous as mine. They're very good jars."
Watching the stream, Saber looks like he was having 'Nam flashbacks to Joshua and the Promised Land. If you ask me, those should have been the highlight reel.
This movie feels like such a fever dream, I keep seeing this winnie the pooh staring into my soul from my closet
How is this more disturbing than the actual horror movie?
I watched the livestream, Sabarspark's laugh is so contagious! I couldn't help but laugh too! 😂
So true bro, So true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀☠️☠️💀☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️
I just about lost it when Rishi said Pooh had yassified eyebrows 💀
If Tubi gets the House at Pooh Corner, I'd hate to see Tigger in this style.
This is so unnerving... This feels like a fever dream!
Mafia Pooh: I’m sorry piglet, pigs are known to…… squeal! *Shoots him into grave*
Pooh: Piglet, we need to build a wall.
The Disney Pooh and piglet, I'll keep you both safe from this
Trash can of a movie
So many animations errors, can't compile them in one sitting. Not as bad as Trolland but near that territory!😮
Silly old bear. If the harbinger of Spring is the sound of a bat on a ball, then I have become the harbinger of Winter; a barren and desolate spot that your bat will never hit.
As my ball strikes the padded glove with the disgruntled furl of thirty thousand fans trudging out of the arena, watching as you throw down your bat in disgust and mourn what you'll never be, know this: you will NEVER defeat me, Pooh Bear. Not as long as you or I will live.
They will never tell stories of your greatness or herald you as the second coming of Pitch Hittus.
There are 108 stitches in every ball, Pooh Bear. How many do you think I can get on your face?
Silly old bear...
*Silly old bear...*
Thank goodness Tigger's copyright is the most recent out of all the characters, I'd hate to see how they massacred my precious bean.
its the bear of the interest. high class weapon
if that pooh was running around I would set the 100acres woods on fire and hope to spare the world from these horrors
I'm gonna say it again, this film looks like something made on Unreal Engine 4. I don't know why, but the lighting, the character designs and the scenario looks like something was made by Unreal Engine.
This movie looks like it was animated in vr chat
It's super weird to watch this as a kid who grew up on USSR/Russian cartoon about Winnie the Pooh. Like looking at some twisted version of the thing you saw a lot. They tried to replicate stories, but they did such a poor job... Agh, it's uncanny
The quality of this movie kind of looks like it belongs in a video game to me.
It's weird how this ripoff uses stories from old Russian cartoons about Winnie the Pooh. It's 1-to-1, but less dynamic and a lot more weird.
Even order of the stories is exactly the same.
And Tiger isn't in this because he wasn't in soviet version
If I had nightmares this would be one of them
Where is sabertooth saberspark?
If you told me, that the lead animator fell down a flight of stairs, had a brain injury, and huffed some glue before making this movie. I would believe you.
Earlyyyyy!
I was told this guy once said he would review the danish film Terkel i Kmibe, and if he did, then I'd love for him to do it.
Terkel’s in Trouble!
Rabbit looks like a baby version of Glitchtrap from fnaf
Also they already have a Winnie the Pooh halloween movie, and it’s way better than this hot garbo.
13:23 The pure dread in that laughing had me dying
I want to see saber do more tubi animation. There’s some awful stuff there.
I laughed about this hard at Blood and Honey, too, winnie is such a fever dream when produced by other studios
This animated movie, in my opinion, is really adorable. The voice acting is very sweet.
Stockholm Syndrome?
brother please watch any other animated movie
The original disney one was a lot more fun and wholesome. 😂👍
I feel like that the fake ripoff Pooh sounds like a higher-pitched Donald Trump version doing an impression of Pooh but not exactly trying his best… ugh…
Pretty sure I've seen that pig model somewhere before...
omg I haven't thought about the 7th brother in like over a decade, no one ever talks about that movie
9:32 kinda lookin like Aaron from Undertale loooooooooooooool 😂
Oh god
It's odd coz I don't hate the designs. But as SOON as they move, though...😮
Remember the theory about how all the animal characters are actually schizo imaginary friends made up by Christopher?
This is literally that theory made real.
Thank God Tigger wasnt in this, least not that I could see
We did not need Fallout: Pooh Vegas.
20:05 RAYMAN REFERENCE!? BASED!
18:19 an outback sorely lacking in KANGAROOS
20:00 oh wait they're just on drugs
I think they might've stolen tose assets from jehovah's witness propaganda XD the humans look like caleb and sophia characters
Thats what I was thinking
This looks like it was made in VR
It's so cursed
the real trumpy bear
I think my childhood’s high key ruined there’s a special place in hell for them and this “Movie” is a disease.
Help I paused it at a part where it looks so cursed😂
Winnie the Pooh becoming public domain was a mistake
agreed
All the Pooh books will be public domain for Australia in 2027.
Yeah and it’s going all downhill from here.
Im ready for this..😂😂😂 Rofl, that little boy looks too grown for that voice.
12:50 where is this line from
why does the chat on the left keep disappearing?
This Pooh rip-off also sounds a bit like Micky Mouse 😂
Ew, look at Kanga’s thumbs!
It’s not a rip off if it’s public domain
"an inferior imitation of something.
"rip-offs of all the latest styles"
It's a ripoff.
Ok but which is better, this or the horror movie?
They’re directly copying the original stories, which is fair enough tbh, but everything else is done so badly it feels completely unrecognisable.
Does Saber do these drunk?
winnie the pooh looks outdated without his shirt, i guess that disney will find out years later that this animation is like a donald trump version of it.
i feel bad for everyone watching this.
Yeah me too
@@scarletweb2106 you too what?
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😿
WAAAAAAAAAAA
They textured clothes on the body😅
Well he’s public domain so….
Winnie the Pooh
Not buff enough though
I read a bit into this and apparently it’s AI
Of course it is 😂
Yassified Pooh. 😂
Is this supposed to be a Halloween episode? 😂
9:55
Is that pond made up of some non-newtonian fluid? Just look at "Pooh" move through it.
Edit: 11:30
This would've been considered "lazily made" 20 years ago.
😂omg the models are so bad🤣
Hey! That is not Winnie the Pooh! What a rip off!
i wonder. since the pooh sounds like trump and moves his hands like trump. is this a Chinese trying to make fun of trump like ppl do on xi? xD
I'd rather watch The Book of Pooh besides this CGI Trash.
what CGI Trash
Winnie the Pooh rip off
President Xi made his own show?
וי ךײַ
oh shoot im the first comment,
No offense, but I literally can't hear the original video over your loud talking and quiet video audio. That and thank god tiger is owned by Disney, i would hate to see how over board they would of done with him. 😂