Evolve hype to dead playerbase

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  • Lot of hype and praise at E3 with huge marketing budget and esport. Despite such a low player population, president of Take-Two stated that Evolve has achieved an “incredibly successful" launch with 2.5 million copies sold worldwide in 2015. Evolve went free-to-play on PC a year later.
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    Bearhugger29 • Video
    Gmanlives • Evolve PC Game Review
    GT Reviews • Video
    Jimsplosions • Is Evolve Dead?
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    The1316Killer • Video
    THEKINGOFHATEVLOGS • The Hateful Truth Game...
    Thenamesonix • Evolve - Don't Buy Thi...
    Worth A Buy • Evolve Review - Is it ...
    ZybakTV • Big multiplayer gaming...
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    Evolve esports champions (PC Gamer) • Evolve esports champio...
    Evolve Launch Trailer • Evolve | Launch Traile...
    Evolve Live The Bucket Challenge • Evolve Live - The Buck...
    IGN Evolve Video Review • Evolve Video Review
    IGN Evolve Wins Big • Evolve Wins Big & BF H...
    IGN's Greg Miller vs Operation Supply Drop at PAX Prime 2014 • Evolve: IGN's Greg Mil...
    PAX 2014 CliffyB and Hip Hop Gamer • Evolve -- CliffyB and ...
    PAX 2014 Reactions • Evolve -- Player React...
    PAX EAST ESL Final • Evolve - PAX EAST ESL ...
    Preview by Game On • EVOLVE - Preview
    Season Pass 2 E3 2015 Trailer • Evolve Season Pass 2: ...
    The Evolution of Evolve EP1: Asymmetric Multiplayer Design • The Evolution of Evolv...
    The Hunt Evolves Trailer • Evolve - The Hunt Evol...
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  • @maybenah
    @maybenah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    how do i get a game company to pay me to lie for them?

    • @favkisnexerade
      @favkisnexerade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Easy, just make one by your self. People are very, very stupid. They are just cows that you can milk for money. Just look percentage of people with consoles. :) Or all this AAA products with thousands of dollars budget. They all suck. Cause, again, peopel are THAT stupid.

    • @pigbenis7925
      @pigbenis7925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anf make a TH-cam channel about cod games, and the reptilian shapeshifters from Activision will recruit you to their moon base. but the catch is you need to say good things about their game, and pray to the owl god

    • @DanielAvelan
      @DanielAvelan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know why they would hire anyone, it's really easy.

    • @NoodlesTheSpoopyOne
      @NoodlesTheSpoopyOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how is a pc cheap

    • @XXLKnowitallXXX
      @XXLKnowitallXXX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anf if someone would throw me 30 grand to lie in an interview bet your ass I would.. no wonder our country lacks integrity lol

  • @AFlyingTaco1
    @AFlyingTaco1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3363

    0:47 The fuck? That was the most staged, read-off-the-script shit I have ever heard.

    • @loyal-tf-fan
      @loyal-tf-fan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      AFlyingTaco1 the best part is the girl in the middle reaction.

    • @danielmaiermusic94
      @danielmaiermusic94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Holy shit.. That's Elyse.. She's on the channel Funhaus right now.

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Daniel Maier the look on elyse's says she wants to say something to bring people back to reality

    • @SlamdogX
      @SlamdogX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She worked at GameTrailers for years before she came to Funhaus.

    • @Miztacole
      @Miztacole 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly what I was thinking.

  • @a-vcables
    @a-vcables ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "It's not even good DLC! It's not even good cosmetic skins. Look at this shit, they didn't put EFFORT into it!"
    An omen that cuts me deep

  • @spacegoose2989
    @spacegoose2989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3115

    honestly the words "By the creators of L4D" now currently means nothing
    Left 4 Dead is big proof that Valve can incredibly improve a game as long they have the final say on what goes

    • @ThomasH7
      @ThomasH7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Crowbat did a video about back4blood. I think it was like 7 people from the 100+ team that made L4D lol. It's such a joke.

    • @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985
      @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      On the rare occasion valve makes a game they are nearly always amazing

    • @andythestrongestavenger7688
      @andythestrongestavenger7688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Valve games are amazing and unique asf. Till this days they're still the monuments in their own genres and barely anyone can replicate their charm.

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      aalso the dev team of l4d2 is 170 poeple and 7 of them are from turtule rock studios ,the rest are all valve's

    • @Zenith_697
      @Zenith_697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@lazy5373 well valve doesn't want to make mediocre games and it's the reason why they have cancelled a ton of shit, besides they already helped us by having steam and discounts so that we don't have to download games in browser which probably has virus in it and as for the discounts they have it every day and not to have to pay for a ridiculous amount of price

  • @nineball4544
    @nineball4544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5134

    And now İts free to play.
    What a Shocker.

    • @JAKX091
      @JAKX091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Bit too late to put that out since nobody's playing it lol.

    • @mekklord
      @mekklord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Is it? I didn't even notice lmao

    • @xLeandroIX
      @xLeandroIX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And still a chasing game now with overpowered monsters

    • @wizzieable
      @wizzieable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Leaniv lol no its balanced

    • @kugelblitz1918
      @kugelblitz1918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You kidding, right? I've seen a streamer whose gameplay skills are average at best go for 12 consecutive victories as monsters, with shit like killing hunters on lvl 1, winning as the spider monster despite playing as her for the first time and not knowing anything, and generally fucking around. And no, the influx of new players after F2P switch does not explain that - because he himself hadn't played since release. Balanced as fuck.

  • @enclavesoldier7315
    @enclavesoldier7315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "I LOVE PLAYING THAT GAME" "YEAH ITS SO FUN" Sounds like fucking robots.

    • @notbryan255
      @notbryan255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i played the game, multiplayer sucks, ai are hackers, but i did get a free verison with every single DLC.

    • @dankrhythm9344
      @dankrhythm9344 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not understand the game

    • @fluidity-vnm5976
      @fluidity-vnm5976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like lawbreakers

  • @joeridgeway8400
    @joeridgeway8400 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    "Do you think its worth 60 dollars?"
    "Yeah... I d- I do."
    He can't even convince himself

    • @frostyorb
      @frostyorb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Guy should have lost his job right then and there

  • @FitzFingers
    @FitzFingers 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +972

    “This is a gamer’s game”
    “This is a reader’s book”
    “This is an eater’s meal”

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      “This is a driver’s car”

    • @heckaboo
      @heckaboo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      "This is a sleeper's bed"

    • @wyitzyk
      @wyitzyk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Swear all of that shit in the beginning is so trite it hurts

    • @AZOMBIERYO
      @AZOMBIERYO 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      "This is a coomer's porn"

    • @IloveJellow
      @IloveJellow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      "This is a Artist's Art"

  • @volkov4608
    @volkov4608 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3164

    Guy at the end's nostrils holy shit

    • @argenys8
      @argenys8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      holy fuck it looks like it hurts

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I *know*.

    • @shopkeepertravis1972
      @shopkeepertravis1972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Joseph Goebbels Also his nasty unkept scraggly hobo beard.

    • @Djeveldyrker
      @Djeveldyrker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      HOLY, excuse me, SHHIT

    • @koolerpure
      @koolerpure 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      that guy can smell you a mile away, holy fuck

  • @fighttheclock3152
    @fighttheclock3152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9068

    "Putting the controller on my nuts as it vibrates is the most satisfying thing I get out of this game" - reviewer

    • @Elinzar
      @Elinzar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +825

      a better review than ign entire career

    • @ivanhernandez8070
      @ivanhernandez8070 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Fight The Clock this is perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever read.

    • @violet5188
      @violet5188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Fight The Clock That's pretty gay

    • @anthonygill3261
      @anthonygill3261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Ace Abe my god. That is the LEAST gay thing you could say. That's not a joke

    • @c0nquadr0
      @c0nquadr0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Fight The Clock ive tried it once. cant blame him.

  • @wevegottrouble5891
    @wevegottrouble5891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    "From the creators of Left 4 Dead" really is becoming a meme at this point.
    More accurately, they should say "From 7 of the 184 Developers that worked on Left 4 Dead", but I guess that just wouldn't be as strong of a selling point, hm?

    • @Gungho73
      @Gungho73 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "From the team that brought you Bioshock Infinite" is the one I always think of. It bothers me so much.

    • @E_Hooligan
      @E_Hooligan 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bro what is your pfp pls

  • @Mirokuofnite
    @Mirokuofnite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I remember not long ago all the shills and consumers were going "OMG! Back 4 Blood will be the L4D sequel we want!" and I kept saying "Hey, remember Evolve the game made by the same studio that was dead three months after launch and all the shills said it was the spiritual sequel to L4D?"

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's amazing how HAPPILY stupid everyone is. Bunch of mindless sheep.

    • @TuffNugget
      @TuffNugget 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It was not a good spiritual successor

  • @ParagonDerp
    @ParagonDerp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3478

    I completely forgot about this game.

    • @Triac81
      @Triac81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When did this come out again?

    • @MDksa123
      @MDksa123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +donitaruga BONZIE BUDDY

    • @imthecatman4999
      @imthecatman4999 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Triac1 February of last year.

    • @MihkelMacaroni
      @MihkelMacaroni 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Not Like This JOEL? JOEL, HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING MIDIS AGAIN JOEL?

    • @ParagonDerp
      @ParagonDerp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** Can't, I'm dead.

  • @the_terrorizer
    @the_terrorizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4014

    “A GAMER’S GAME”
    “MAKES YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU BECAME A GAMER”
    It’s shit like that that I avoid these days

    • @splashydiamond
      @splashydiamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Gamer💀

    • @emdieless3407
      @emdieless3407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      Hearing gamer makes me cringe.

    • @Swisswindow
      @Swisswindow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Im such a GAMER

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      No wonder gamers are the most oppresssed society lol.

    • @oscarriveraabal9390
      @oscarriveraabal9390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Why i hate the word gamer and people that call themselves that, just feels so cringy

  • @DerpASherpa117
    @DerpASherpa117 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "From the creators of [good game] comes [bad game] that we're trying to aggressively market to you before you realize the grift."

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fake creators. Turtle rock conteibuted almost nothing, VALVE carried hard

  • @davidos3825
    @davidos3825 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    ‘Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.’

  • @Exponential_Entropy
    @Exponential_Entropy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    0:48 'Damn I love playing that game! ...I know it's so much fun!'
    It seems that the two didn't know what the producer meant by 'try not to act like you're being held hostage'

    • @teamlumai7057
      @teamlumai7057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Wut... wut are we speaking about, again ? Uh yeah, e...evolve... Yeah so much fun. (said the guy who had never played the game before)

    • @monke12354
      @monke12354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I feel like they weren't being serious cuz they're pretty good in the community

    • @Jeff_denHartog
      @Jeff_denHartog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Oblivion NPC dialogue in a nutshell

    • @Krosis_
      @Krosis_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeigo Lim its like that advertisement with that asian couple

    • @binary1123
      @binary1123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Even Elyse looks at them like "yea right, fucking sellouts"

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7749

    0:48 Oblivion NPC dialogue

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +750

      7/10, not enough insults, followed by "Good day!"

    • @zamaskowany12
      @zamaskowany12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      Be seeing you

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Jake Branthe Y E S

    • @Kris-ko4fu
      @Kris-ko4fu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      "See you later , Breton trash!"

    • @willre00
      @willre00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I’ve grown up with video games and I really do love them but the community is so cringey so often lmao

  • @cadeniguess6333
    @cadeniguess6333 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    This channel is a archive of long forgotten gaming failures and I love it

  • @doomslayer8641
    @doomslayer8641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    People have use the phrase “dead/dying game” incorrectly all the time. But in this case here, Evolve is ACTUALLY a “dead game”, because there IS actual proof that the player count went down (steam charts), and the game has shut down its servers after nobody is playing this game anymore.

    • @igorz4582
      @igorz4582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      dead game just refers to any game with a very low player count,and considering most mp games fail to have a stable community it's not that rare to see that term used

    • @doomslayer8641
      @doomslayer8641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@igorz4582 Well it’s true that “dead game” means that a player count for a game is very low (Dying Light: Bad Blood, Lawbreakers, Battleborne, Battlefield 2042, and The Culling 2), I’ve seen a lot of people use this phrase incorrectly and spread lies about a game being “dead” or “dying”.
      For example, people are saying that Fortnite is a “dying/dead game” just because they look at the Google Trends charts (even though the Google Trends chart is just a bullshit source to prove that a game is “dead/dying” because Google Trends has absolutely nothing to do with player counts at all and it only has to do with how many times people search that word up on Google), but in reality Fortnite is not a dead game, the game has millions of people still playing it to this day, it was the most played game/most downloaded game on PlayStation on November and December 2021, and when chapter 3 season 1 came out, Fortnite on Twitter said that there launch for chapter 3 season 1 had “the most players they have ever seen at a launch of a season.”

    • @igorz4582
      @igorz4582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@doomslayer8641 that's just kids using hyperbole,the games appear dead to them because they're sick of them and are under the impression they somehow fell off lol

  • @Kilesfactor
    @Kilesfactor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4599

    "THEY GAVE IT A 9!!!!" Gets me every time xD

    • @bark6969
      @bark6969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Sai Kisaragi a nein!

    • @shyguywhite
      @shyguywhite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sai Kisaragi where is that clip from?

    • @Kilesfactor
      @Kilesfactor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Gon Freecss Angery Joes' review of Evolve

    • @shyguywhite
      @shyguywhite 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sai Kisaragi thanks!

    • @Kilesfactor
      @Kilesfactor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gon Freecss welcome sexy~

  • @Honestry_
    @Honestry_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2516

    That ending tho.

    • @salvadorgalvan7905
      @salvadorgalvan7905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Only one game that's fun after 3 years. GTA V

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Connor Smallnut Gta 5 was trash. It died years ago.

    • @salvadorgalvan7905
      @salvadorgalvan7905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Kurtis Jemison - Nah, the players base is still active and rockstar is still updating it. Maybe your just salty cuze ppl keep killing you cuze you trash and have shit Internet and keep lagging.

    • @Honestry_
      @Honestry_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Connor Smallnut true its still fun

    • @Honestry_
      @Honestry_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kurtis Jemison the game isn't dead unlike evolves impossible to find a player count

  • @pedromoreira6218
    @pedromoreira6218 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "This is a Gamers Game" that is definitly one of the quotes of all time

  • @GorranTv
    @GorranTv ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "$130 worth of dlc content".. Imagine how that was considered crazy back in the day, the gaming market have really fell down a cliff at this point

    • @Burnthealphabetpeople
      @Burnthealphabetpeople 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Happens with everything overtime

    • @SidewaysGts
      @SidewaysGts 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "$130 worth of dlc content"
      The amusing thing is that value is a bit misleading.
      That number came from adding EVERY single thing available in the store up.
      Problem is that doubled and tripled up on many things. Like hunter 1, 2, 3 and 4 might each have a "blue gun skin". But then a package would offer all 4 of those blue skins in a combined package. Or there were packages that had *multiple* of those packages, "Get all the colors at once for even more discount!".
      So on one hand ya, there was a lot of things- On the other, not as much as people thought initially because of misleading statements.

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only anime games can get away with that if they have bikini armor.

  • @DillxCorleone
    @DillxCorleone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4876

    'YOU'RE GIVING ME A GUN THAT'S PAINTED BLUE AND YOU WANNA CHARGE ME TWO DOLLARS!'
    How times have changed. Now everybody seems to accept things like that...

    • @juas7439
      @juas7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      The kids are becoming adults and what they grew up with is becoming the norm, they don't know about quality as older people do, they don't know about respectful developers with their feet on the ground, they don't know about passion and love for a creation... they grew up surrounded by this shit. It makes me wonder how fucked up our future may be

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      They hated loot boxes for the same reason yet they say "cosmetics are fine". Same difference.

    • @Bloodhoven
      @Bloodhoven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      tbh people were accepting shit like this for years... in f2p games. but even then it was odd to me.

    • @josepablobonillajimenez6297
      @josepablobonillajimenez6297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Personally I disagree, microtransactions are still a thing but companies are a little more conscious about it, specially after what happened to evolve and SW battlefront, sure you buy cosmetic things but many of this are f2p games like fortnite and apex legends so the price is not an addition to a fully priced 60$ game, also many of this games allow you to grind for the premium resources, so despite it's still a thing, my opinion is that it hasn't gotten necesarily worse

    • @route77productions
      @route77productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@josepablobonillajimenez6297 Like Apex for me is fine. You get 1000 Apex coins for 10 bucks and the battle pass is 930 AC. You get 1000 coins total if you reach above level 90 in the battle pass, I only bought the Battle Pass once in Season 3 and never had to spend any more money for Apex Coins.

  • @chpdip94
    @chpdip94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5089

    "you want to give me a gun that's painted blue and charge me TWO DOLLARS?"
    csgo in a nutshell

    • @jabronii
      @jabronii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      no they charge you $2.50 for a chance at glory but usually shit. charging $2 for pure shit is much worse.

    • @iamlordeyayaya4976
      @iamlordeyayaya4976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I hate CS:GO skins. 90% of them makes the weapons look like a fucking 12 year old kids paintballgun. And they are making most of their money off of the same kind of people who abuse slot machines and such, those who pay the small amount necessary for a case key over and over again. Before they know it, they've spent thousands of dollars hoping to get a skin that you can then sell to someone else BUT the money goes on your Steam wallet AND Steam claims part of the transaction as a "fee". Fucking greedy assholes, charging a fee when the money just goes back into their pockets no matter what...

    • @ehsign5567
      @ehsign5567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      im no csgo player, but you can sell your csgo guns and buy other things, even video games, but you can't sell your evolve gun

    • @ehsign5567
      @ehsign5567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean it's still something you can sell

    • @bunnyfreakz
      @bunnyfreakz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So don't use and buy it. Simple as that, use a freedom for your liking
      Beside Evolve was $60 at first place, $2 for another half assed skin is not unacceptable

  • @pravaszakhah3239
    @pravaszakhah3239 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love these videos because they, without any needed voice over or unnecessary chatter uses all the established videos to tell the narrative. It's really cool and I love it. :D

  • @isthisajojoreference9918
    @isthisajojoreference9918 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Who's here after a $2 gun skin nowadays is considered cheap and a good deal

    • @TuNonSeiTu
      @TuNonSeiTu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      fr :(

  • @im.weasel
    @im.weasel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8125

    "Damn i love playing that game" "I know its so much fun" Thats a normal conversation for sure.

    • @bennymountain1
      @bennymountain1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

      Those people are robots, they always sound like that so no one noticed.

    • @claphamomnibus512
      @claphamomnibus512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      A normie conversation Prolly

    • @Sk1tz092
      @Sk1tz092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      i think that's setup :p

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      "Well how do you do, fellow gamer?"

    • @beke2672
      @beke2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      **oblivion music plays**

  • @cximines
    @cximines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13901

    "This is a gamers game"
    Ah yes, this ground is made of floor.

    • @SauROnmiKE
      @SauROnmiKE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @USSF - United States Space Force So floor, much wow

    • @zealot777
      @zealot777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This gound is a gounder's ground.

    • @lukebater-watson1781
      @lukebater-watson1781 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfao

    • @dorkfishie8923
      @dorkfishie8923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *The floor is made out of floor

    • @pseudophori6541
      @pseudophori6541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Obadiah Guyman lol not really, because the statement is redundant regardless of the speaker’s or anyone else’s personal mileage on what counts as a game. (if someone considers a visual novel to be a game, they will call someone who plays them a gamer)

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I honestly loved how nonsymethric this game was and how cool monsters looked... while watching Let's Plays of it as a 12 year-old.

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Monster designs are still pretty cool. Just a fucking shame that they've gone down with the ship.

    • @TheBauwssss
      @TheBauwssss ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't you mean asymmetric? 🤣 Similarly to social ≠ asocial, and typical ≠ atypical 🤓

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheBauwssss yea, english is my secondary language

  • @pikky3688
    @pikky3688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:48 this has to be a skit. That was the most canned line that I’ve ever heard

  • @thebigchungus4515
    @thebigchungus4515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28165

    I legitimately forgot this game was even a thing.

    • @marcelkuhn9909
      @marcelkuhn9909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Same

    • @devilsasscrack2354
      @devilsasscrack2354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      I was actually thinking of buying this soon but after looking into it for just 10 minutes of reviews on TH-cam I changed my mind lmao

    • @KalilIllinois
      @KalilIllinois 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I didn't even receive the memo about this game at all

    • @KROGANLovesKittensAndPuppies
      @KROGANLovesKittensAndPuppies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Never heard of it until i clicked on this video just now. Disappointing its the same ppl who made l4d.

    • @puncake0
      @puncake0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

  • @VcntyPrxy
    @VcntyPrxy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    3:50 holy shit when this guy sneezes they gotta name a new hurricane

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      fuqen gewgl
      Name it "Giant Fucking Nostril Snots Harvey."

    • @bigounce2651
      @bigounce2651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You guys will be remembered as legends

    • @wendigo2536
      @wendigo2536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You predicted the source of Hurricane Irma

    • @RedBananas
      @RedBananas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fuqen gewgl LMAO

    • @tashawnmcrae6326
      @tashawnmcrae6326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuqen gewgl I heard rumor it lead people into new universe.

  • @WafflezDay
    @WafflezDay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm honestly surprised people were hyped for Back 4 Blood after this. It was so bad that everyone forgot about it, I guess.

  • @shokthapublik
    @shokthapublik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "How many games have you played in your life where you're like 'YEAH! I wanna run some MORE!'"
    Had me dead 😂

    • @uedarizaru
      @uedarizaru ปีที่แล้ว

      joe being sarcastic tho

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Temple run

  • @Watchlist_Nominee
    @Watchlist_Nominee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3987

    three years from now I'll go back and watch some old CrowbCat videos and think to myself, "god damn these videos are still fun."

    • @Zuko997
      @Zuko997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Odanny C Amen

    • @Makocat
      @Makocat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      unlike most games nowadays kek

    • @henkilepsilon6396
      @henkilepsilon6396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And still disturbingly relevant.

    • @gryphonscibetta9931
      @gryphonscibetta9931 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Odanny C A little bit longer till then... If you edit this comment or something then and I miss it,well then I say hi anyways

    • @jackchaop8837
      @jackchaop8837 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally just did this 😂😂

  • @sidewinder9107
    @sidewinder9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8331

    "it's a gamers game"
    Aren't all games gamers games?
    "It's an eaters food, makes you remember why you became an eater"

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      LOL, well done.

    • @troposphere9574
      @troposphere9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lmao good one 😂😂😂

    • @anthonygarcia5375
      @anthonygarcia5375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Funny but eating isn't a activity that you choose to do there isn't a liquid diet good enough to live off of for years

    • @datagrab
      @datagrab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      *He's black. Calm down. Give him a break.*

    • @troposphere9574
      @troposphere9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@anthonygarcia5375 stfu

  • @louisianajones8392
    @louisianajones8392 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Always forget about this game until this video pops up on my recommended from time to time.

  • @Samstar369
    @Samstar369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They keep saying “Creators of Left 4 Dead”, like wow. No wonder they said this for Back 4 Blood

  • @miguel_1972
    @miguel_1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4159

    0:49 The girl in the left wasnt even trying come on

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +730

      I knOW it's sO much fUN

    • @monsieurjulio5142
      @monsieurjulio5142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      Magal _19 they look like an english learning video

    • @danield8528
      @danield8528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They’re do skids so of course it was staged lol.

    • @keijijohnson9754
      @keijijohnson9754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BOTH of them weren’t even trying.😒

    • @-Gous-
      @-Gous- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oblivion detected

  • @Manudyne
    @Manudyne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6926

    "This is a gamers' game"
    > People die when they are killed.

    • @pranava5683
      @pranava5683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      A fate fan I see

    • @yju5943
      @yju5943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Just because you are correct that doesn't mean you are right

    • @victoriagodinez79
      @victoriagodinez79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Playing *hard* mode is *hard.*

    • @haz.5464
      @haz.5464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Is that a rare persona 2 fan? **Proceeds to replicate motorcycle noises**

    • @Manudyne
      @Manudyne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@haz.5464 YES! I AM!

  • @groudongamer3178
    @groudongamer3178 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    what infuriated me even as a wee lad was the fact that *the monsters, the biggest selling point and primary gameplay mechanic* ... was locked behind mtx. And the fact a battle pass was allegedly planned for b4b shows turtle rock learned *n o t h i n g*

  • @cooliusmaximus5802
    @cooliusmaximus5802 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Looking back at this, "gamer culture" seems to be really, really cringey.
    Like, it makes me feel dirty to say "I'm a gamer" instead of "i play video games" and even then it sounds immature. Idk.

    • @JakobF369
      @JakobF369 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gamer dudes, dudettes

  • @richardcahill1234
    @richardcahill1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4741

    I completely forgot this game existed.

    • @d_bstudios2038
      @d_bstudios2038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah because it a four year old game

    • @richardcahill1234
      @richardcahill1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@d_bstudios2038 Pac-Man, Battlezone and Missile Command are 40 years old and I remember them!

    • @YngNug
      @YngNug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@d_bstudios2038 or because everyone stopped talking about it and overhyping it

    • @macintoshcomputingdevice8016
      @macintoshcomputingdevice8016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@d_bstudios2038 fallout new vegas is over 10 years old but I still remember it

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@d_bstudios2038 There are many games that are remembered for a long time and will stand the test of time, Tetris, Minecraft, Fallout 1-4, the elder scrolls series, Stalker, etc. I can say with certainty that this game will not ever be remembered after a decade but these games probably will for a long while even if they start to fade away.

  • @KosmischPeacock
    @KosmischPeacock 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    Last game I paid a full price for was the Orange Box in '07.

    • @Scawking
      @Scawking 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Kaksteist Kuud I got Starcrap 2 (regret), XCOM:EU (do not regret) and Dark Sauce 2 (meh).

    • @KosmischPeacock
      @KosmischPeacock 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Scawking
      It's a good idea to wait, there will always be tons of other vidya to play meanwhile. If the game and the hype around it dies before it's discounted, it probably wasn't as good as heralded. Bought the first Dark Souls for 10€ and played the shit out of it.

    • @KosmischPeacock
      @KosmischPeacock 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +OmnYfi
      Suomalainen.

    • @Scawking
      @Scawking 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kaksteist Kuud Dank Sauce 1 is one of my all time fav games, and I paid 14 euros for it and its DLC. But I would have paid the full price, no problem. The best way to do things is probably to pirate games first, then pay for them if you like them enough.
      But that's too technical and intelligent for most folks.

    • @warzIbanez
      @warzIbanez 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kaksteist Kuud Burnout Paradise, Killzone 2, Uncharted 2, and even Starhawk are $60 purchases I have no regrets about.

  • @TheWinjin
    @TheWinjin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I feel like what we really need is like every critic should have a very specific page that portrays his or hers experience as a gamer. What games they play, at what difficulty, for how long, what are their stats at specific fields, like if you see that this person plays his second total FPS or only plays multiplayer or liked THAT campaign that you hated, you will know whether their opinion matters at all. TO YOU.
    I had a favourite team of critics because close to like 90% of their arguments, their positions, their grades, felt extremely close to mine. I've even met them offline and yes, they were just like me, same experience, similar taste in games. These are people I can trust not because of "brand" but because we share tastes.
    I can't trust some random person, even if they review a game for a big mag. I know nothing about them!
    I remember reading an article on some game, and I replayed it multiple times, from Easy to Veteran difficulties. And this game, I really don't remember what it was, had like this sort of security wheels on Very Easy mode. It was like a Story mode cheat, you know, built in to protect these unexperienced players. It felt really seamless, too, if I was a new player, I would love it. And I'm reading this article - and this loud, condescending reviewer is bashing the game for this mechanism, never acknowledging the difficulties. And I was like "Wait, lol, he thinks it's a core mechanic. He played the game on lowest difficulty and bashes something about the game's strength!"

    • @Darca1n
      @Darca1n ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A great point there, and I feel that it can also be a useful thing to know the differences between your own opinions and that of someone else, too, since if they dislike something that you like, or vice versa, then you can essentially look at their opinion to get a rough estimate of what you would think of the game yourself.

  • @mopilok
    @mopilok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And they made evolve part 2 aka back for blood

  • @johndemesa5196
    @johndemesa5196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9393

    I don't know if anyone saw that review at 3:10
    "putting the controller on my nuts while it vibrates is the most exciting thing I get out of this game"
    That was Hilarious.

    • @yassinghareeb5761
      @yassinghareeb5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Feels both weird and damn genius lmfao

    • @michaelscott-joynt3215
      @michaelscott-joynt3215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      The only thing I hate about Steam reviews are the people with hundreds of hours played, complaining about a lack of content and overpriced DLC, which they clearly bought. I did 100% on Final Fantasy X back in the day, and that was 120 hours, with insanely challenging end-game side-content. Yet 3:11 here's a guy with 600+ hours on this POS saying it's fun but there's nothing to do. Like they sound bitter for even liking the game once everyone buries it, and they join in because they ate the crap sandwich for months.

    • @guruhd03
      @guruhd03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmaooo 💀😂

    • @michaelscott-joynt3215
      @michaelscott-joynt3215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Edgar Friendly Using your AFK ratio, he's played 120 of 600 hours, more than you played your game, and as long as I played through one of the longest RPGs I've ever completed. On a game he doesn't recommend to anyone. On a game with very little to do. Seriously?

    • @ivan3man
      @ivan3man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I don't know but Yes? Why his time in the game should affect total score? Like, people complain when gamers write reviews without buying the game, people complain when gamers write reviews with too little time in the game, now there is too much time in the game apparently? Maybe people just have to realize that anyone has a right to say “this game is shit”? He could’ve just run across the map for 600 hours because he had no money for any other game, or good pc for other games, or because he was mentally ill or any other personal reason etc, but in the end he sees game as shit. I’ve played some games so long that I either grew up out of them or they turned to shit by devs so I actually saw them as shit and downvoted them, some I played for so long just because of other people who liked it, and still I wouldn’t recommend the game

  • @leek2serious
    @leek2serious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5747

    0:32 “it make you remember why you became a gamer”
    *cringe so hard*

    • @serrano0
      @serrano0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Leak Le yes

    • @diegesistotal5380
      @diegesistotal5380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      C R I N G E

    • @andrewmcbrian9573
      @andrewmcbrian9573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      ape cant even talk right

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@andrewmcbrian9573 Go back to your corner, kiddo

    • @blenderbender2335
      @blenderbender2335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@andrewmcbrian9573 Oof that's a good roast

  • @QuieT69
    @QuieT69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Almost 10 years later and we are still getting scalped by crappy season passes and DLC.

  • @fineolchip2159
    @fineolchip2159 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That games leveling grind was more monsterous than the actual monsters

  • @airforcemarkmg
    @airforcemarkmg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5308

    It should be illegal for gaming companies to pay media to make false reviews.

    • @dervarport
      @dervarport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Marco GarciaFlores it is illegal stupid

    • @bigsmoke8816
      @bigsmoke8816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      But it is illegal...

    • @fortynine
      @fortynine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I think gaming companies give good reviews so they keep the sponsors

    • @selvikmusic
      @selvikmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Do you even know what the purpose of media is lol

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Technically it is, but politicians don't give a fuck about the gaming industry so it's essentially the wild west, legally.

  • @cobaltnoodle1370
    @cobaltnoodle1370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3462

    "It'll make you remember why you became a gamer"
    There's something about that sentence that makes me cringe but I can't quite put my finger on it.

    • @laze_amvs424
      @laze_amvs424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AloneDBY lol

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Four year old me, why did we became gamers? Oh right. It was really awesome, and the rest of the world was cruel at us at the time.
      30yo me why are we still gamers?
      Because we stopped buying games like Evolve 14 years ago, you dumb fuck.

    • @vassalofthenight9945
      @vassalofthenight9945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Why are we still gamers? Just to suffer? Every night... I can feel my wallet... My credit card... The friends i lost... The real life i have lost... You can feel it too, can't you?

    • @Tit0Matic
      @Tit0Matic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Izzy Miller It's because he's full of shit and isn't good at talking out of his ass. He also probably doesn't believe what he's saying nor does he realize what he was saying

    • @DFW_Robbo
      @DFW_Robbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Vassal Of The Night underrated comment

  • @bcaswell3214
    @bcaswell3214 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Steam comment at 3:10 killed me
    5.3 hrs
    "Putting the controller on my nuts while it vibrates is the most exciting thing I get out of this game."

  • @jamieboer3466
    @jamieboer3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So glad they released evolve 2, named "back4blood"

  • @EvoSwatch
    @EvoSwatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2727

    0:47 2 NPCs talking with a player in the middle

    • @justsomeboreddouchebag6296
      @justsomeboreddouchebag6296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      "Good god... this voice acting is such shit..."

    • @billetededospesos9347
      @billetededospesos9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment right here

    • @stefy7234
      @stefy7234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Chinese guy was SMG4's brother ?

    • @caesarthemonkey2488
      @caesarthemonkey2488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      (Harvest Dawn plays)
      "I know, it's so much fun."
      "Go to the Cloud District often?"

    • @travis1oo559
      @travis1oo559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oblivion

  • @gidget_4463
    @gidget_4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    "who plays a game and says YEAH i wanna run some more!"
    Dayz players: ..........

    • @dinglebingus2625
      @dinglebingus2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      arma

    • @LiamMill
      @LiamMill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I quit playing Dayz due to the fact you just stated, your running for 10 to 15 mins just to get somewhere with decent loot and if you die, you gotta do it all over again. The only thing that made the game enjoyable for me was the occasional interaction with other survivors.

    • @mrarmyant2014
      @mrarmyant2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vault 101 try modded servers,

    • @saaf2056
      @saaf2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      fucking any tactical shooter

    • @racc5817
      @racc5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd say mirrors edge or dying light but I think that's cheating

  • @Better_Clean_Than_Green
    @Better_Clean_Than_Green 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact I got this randomly recommend after 7 years later just makes this video even better.

  • @rafinery576
    @rafinery576 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "$15 for what? One monster?!" It's $20 for a single skin in Overwatch nowadays ;D

  • @RocketRaccoonIzHot
    @RocketRaccoonIzHot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11075

    Guess you could say evolve was... Left for dead

  • @mistawadeofficial1401
    @mistawadeofficial1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30193

    I almost bought this game, then the GameStop dude stopped me and told me it was a dead game, and not to waste my money. Nice dude.
    Edit: A lot of people are saying that this didn’t happen. It did happen, but it’s disappointing to hear that people don’t believe there’s kind people out there who care more about others even more than their job. I suppose, more than that, there are a lot of liars on the internet that make up stories. Unfortunately, that almost prevents me from sharing mine.

    • @iloveanothermanswives4278
      @iloveanothermanswives4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3395

      Not all heroes wear cape

    • @dollarstorethriftshop99
      @dollarstorethriftshop99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

      Why would they still sell it if the game is totally done for?

    • @diknmuhbutt2735
      @diknmuhbutt2735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2645

      @@dollarstorethriftshop99 gamestop holds onto games traded in over a decade ago and still sells them for $40+. Corporate don't give a shit. That hero could've lost his job if his manager caught wind of the interaction

    • @Armadurapersonal
      @Armadurapersonal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      Lol same, I wanted to buy cod ghosts but the dude told me don't buy that shit, its crap. Got mw3 instead.

    • @valdbagina2273
      @valdbagina2273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yeah but why do people lie tho?

  • @VRGamingTherapy
    @VRGamingTherapy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Don't know why this was recommended, but L4D2 had no DLC & is still going strong. lmfao..

    • @9520221
      @9520221 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually,it does have DLC,its just completely free for PC.

  • @frwystr
    @frwystr ปีที่แล้ว +17

    this is truly a game for gamers

  • @Jachelo0112
    @Jachelo0112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2385

    0:50 girl in the middle she knew...

    • @Thyrion07
      @Thyrion07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Jachelo0112 holy shit that’s Elyse from Funhaus!

    • @jasvantsingh8462
      @jasvantsingh8462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jachelo0112

    • @lilosnitch3247
      @lilosnitch3247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Elyse from funhaus.shes amazing and should have a cult following

    • @Miumiu0404
      @Miumiu0404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      She’s like “what fucked up crack did you two smoked?”.

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lilosnitch3247 she's annoying

  • @RAZKEN.
    @RAZKEN. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10325

    IGN:
    -Evolve 9/10 Amazing.
    -Doom 7.1/10 ...good.
    ...yeah...

    • @nafin9063
      @nafin9063 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      My ratings are evolve 2/10 and doom is 3/10

    • @NANOTECHYT
      @NANOTECHYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      DOOM is at least fun and short, EVOLVE had DLC and all this other shit latched onto it. Wasn't it like $120 or something for some edition?

    • @feilox
      @feilox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      70 out of 100 for IGN, Metacritic, Rotten TOmatoes is the new F grade out of 140.

    • @SnakeSound222
      @SnakeSound222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Haven't played Doom, but I do agree with their Evolve rating. And before you say I'm blind, I would like to know two things:
      1. It's my opinion.
      2. If I was blind, I probably couldn't write this comment or play the game.

    • @samuelkral6987
      @samuelkral6987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      lol do people still believe IGN? you know companies are buying reviews? Activision bought them for destiny and I think for CoD too idk which one

  • @XxExtremeSamX
    @XxExtremeSamX ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What I don’t understand is how a game THAT ISN’T EVEN RELEASED can win awards.
    “It’s coming out this week” while on screen it says it’s won multiple awards. How?

    • @ZoobleZi
      @ZoobleZi ปีที่แล้ว

      They give out rewards during shows like E3 and Gamescom, it's not that hard to figure out, bud. This has always been a thing

    • @XxExtremeSamX
      @XxExtremeSamX ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ZoobleZi Well, it makes no sense. 'Here's an award! For the game? No, for the hype!'

  • @theserpentking8169
    @theserpentking8169 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who else came back to this video after the servers came back on?

  • @Brandon-bz4es
    @Brandon-bz4es 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3690

    "and it's gone."

    • @patinneshippie2664
      @patinneshippie2664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup

    • @hyperlink463
      @hyperlink463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And it's never coming back

    • @Probe_THC
      @Probe_THC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Insert confused Stan face here.

    • @sossebargeld7594
      @sossebargeld7594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @theflyingdutchboi BADAAAH..... it's... bah it's gone

  • @Strawberry_Cubes
    @Strawberry_Cubes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2578

    Can we talk about how much we hate the phrase “from the makers of ---“ when it’s maybe like 2 map makers from the game theyre piggy backing off of

    • @darealepic
      @darealepic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Every game that used that was a failure cuz the devs of the original just made like 5 props or 3 maps and that's it,it's just a marketing scheme to hype older fans

    • @makani9004
      @makani9004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was an early Phoenix Point backer, I feel that.

    • @riukasoulripper8252
      @riukasoulripper8252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@makani9004 Xcom lover here, maybe a fanboy. I wanted to support PP so fucking hard. Glad I didn't. Such a disappointment.

    • @Strawberry_Cubes
      @Strawberry_Cubes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Lesson of the day- if a game promises it’s made “by the devs of-“ RUN, just fucking run

    • @TGrant28tg
      @TGrant28tg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Strawberry_Cubes
      mm

  • @apollojustice5338
    @apollojustice5338 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I died when I realized Back4Blood was also made by the guys who made this.
    And the fact that they've been using the whole "From the creators of Left 4 Dead" even before B4B (even though it's only like 7 people who worked on L4D)

  • @senormarston3283
    @senormarston3283 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Winner more than 60 awards" 😂 one of the finest proves that "specialists" opinion means shit

  • @edge247
    @edge247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    The voice acting at 0:48 is so monotone even the automatic english captions could tell what they were saying with 100% accuracy

  • @nedflanders4001
    @nedflanders4001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1679

    3:53 his nostrils are bigger than my future

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      His nostrils are still better than this game

    • @JamesThomas-nr2og
      @JamesThomas-nr2og 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Ned Flanders FUCKING COCAINE

    • @ds9150
      @ds9150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ned Flanders jokes on you because it's actually a double barreled shotgun

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Needs a donut-sized nosering

    • @xMaxLoverx1
      @xMaxLoverx1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ned Flanders the bigger the more you breath

  • @kingjaffad
    @kingjaffad ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Came back to this after hearing the servers are finally going offline permanently.

  • @minisculex3
    @minisculex3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    $15 for one monster dlc is the normal standard in 2024

  • @shadowbladeace1651
    @shadowbladeace1651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

    0:48 "Damn I love playing that game"
    "I know it's so much fun"
    "Evolve is super fun"
    Blonde in the middle: *Kill me right now*

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      The blonde loves bread crusts and hates bitches.

    • @tsukasa9838
      @tsukasa9838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      The blonde's husband has a boyfriend who is also married

    • @Jabulaya
      @Jabulaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tsukasa9838 true story

    • @mark0183
      @mark0183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlottecorday8494 WTF

    • @excitedaboutlearning1639
      @excitedaboutlearning1639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Their enthusiasm sounds so fake.

  • @TempestKrimps
    @TempestKrimps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    3:47 if this guy sneezes we're going extinct

    • @gadgetguy5887
      @gadgetguy5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂

    • @THamm-xt8jm
      @THamm-xt8jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Dude’s nostrils are actually Dr. Eggman’s eyes

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL, dude!

    • @troposphere9574
      @troposphere9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Some of the comments are really funny and underrated here, this is one of em

    • @TempestKrimps
      @TempestKrimps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@troposphere9574 thanks lad, it means a lot

  • @Dr_Callidus_Corvus
    @Dr_Callidus_Corvus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It breaks my heart to see this. It was my favorite and main game for a year and a half, but the devs killed it with their lack of updates and money grabbing DLCs.

    • @olaf5929
      @olaf5929 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It wasn't DLC. Cut content sold as DLC. It made you feel cheated when you got the game as a preorder or on day 1.

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don’t feel sorry for them. They knew that left for dead was a good game so they used it as a platform to sell their new game. What they should’ve done is made a good game not kept referring back to left for dead to get people to buy an unfinished and frankly just bad product.

  • @RudoMike21
    @RudoMike21 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Reminder: They say Evolve will be a franchise and this is the only one

  • @SZF123456
    @SZF123456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I remember when BRINK was supposed to be "the next big thing" too. Fuckin sad/hilarious

    • @alsarc6229
      @alsarc6229 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that game was gonna be like campaign with levels of both factions. instead, it was a multiplayer campaign that had long ass missions. "5 secs left to defend this objective... 4... 3... 2... Objective failed, the enemy has captured the objective" -adds 15 minutes-
      Still, it's pretty fun.

    • @noize8148
      @noize8148 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Don't remind me that i bought that for full price.
      Fuck me, that was a Bethesda game.

    • @deadhunt4939
      @deadhunt4939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it also had ubisoft style showing gameplay thats not in the game look it up container city gameplay

    • @RagnaroekChaos
      @RagnaroekChaos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The thing is, I think Brink had everything it needed to be a great game but they screwed up the balance of it. They created a rewarding parcour system but no maps where you can use it to full effect, so why would you even use the weakest bodytype? Why were there even bodytypes instead of all nimble, quick classes?The story tried the same thing as Titanfall where they put a story into your multiplayer games. It was a game which was weighed down by faulty map design and balance.

    • @Groinkickerman
      @Groinkickerman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BRINK sucks, but its a guilty pleasure of mine.

  • @faisfaizal5194
    @faisfaizal5194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2820

    Marketing 10/10
    Actual game 0.1/10

    • @faniefrikkie6868
      @faniefrikkie6868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a marketer - yeeeeeeeeep

    • @Bob_Von_Bobert
      @Bob_Von_Bobert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@293940cabster did you even watch the video.

    • @isaiah6278
      @isaiah6278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      293940cabster that’s a little much don’t you think

    • @deaconblackwood6785
      @deaconblackwood6785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      293940cabster Retardation is a serious disease and should not be used as an insult you piece of shit

    • @David-qi2ip
      @David-qi2ip 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@293940cabster watch the video

  • @ohnoonline
    @ohnoonline ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would love to see a more competent and dedicated developer revisit this concept because the little Evolve I played with friends was admittedly kind of fun.

  • @DonutHolestien
    @DonutHolestien 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Back then this was an outrage. Nowadays, this would be just another common L for the gaming community

  • @TimSenna
    @TimSenna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3843

    0:31 Can you imagine if someone walked out of a film screening and said "This made me remember why I became a movie watcher"

    • @pureskill123
      @pureskill123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Tim Senna Eh, in his defence everyone watches movies so people don't identify themselves as a "movie watcher". It would be like identifying yourself as a "food eater". We have movie buffs, so people might say when watching Citizen Kane "it reminds me why I became a movie buff".
      Gaming however is a kind of niche, and people do identify themselves as a gamer so it's different.

    • @DragonVlogGamer
      @DragonVlogGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jon is a gamer,Steven is a movie watcher...bru what ??

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Gaming is no niche

    • @zywf3896
      @zywf3896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim Senna a

    • @zywf3896
      @zywf3896 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim Senna a

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    0:05 "This is a gamers game"
    This man has never played a video game in his life

    • @jensharald9091
      @jensharald9091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Lmao I think we should talk about "it's the new wave of the next generation"
      ... come again?

    • @MrStevethefox
      @MrStevethefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Never take Gaming Adivce From A Professional Athelete.

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He meant to say sweat

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Subject X No, it was boring along with all you said

    • @DannyWifi
      @DannyWifi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soulja console headass.

  • @ooziepro
    @ooziepro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Evolve - $2 for blue paint
    Halo Infinite - $20 for white paint
    I guess gaming truly has evolved

  • @luckygitane
    @luckygitane 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:22 is like evil foreshadowing for Lawbreakers

  • @psycho_maniac1389
    @psycho_maniac1389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    I love the guy that's screaming about the cosmetics

    • @liamfarrier9271
      @liamfarrier9271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Psycho_ Maniac13 you should watch angry joes full review. Theres more of that

    • @psycho_maniac1389
      @psycho_maniac1389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Liam Farrier will do!!

    • @InsaneBillykane
      @InsaneBillykane 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      DaCurtis FOOOOURRR HOOOOOURRRSS!!

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Liam Farrier I've watched it four times already, just like his Amazing Spider-Man 2 review! Everytime I watch it, it's still super funny. As a matter of fact, I'm going to watch it again.

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah, Angry Joe was angry... but understanding.

  • @Jake-dh9qk
    @Jake-dh9qk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    "the world will be a better place without politicians because all they are good at is lying"
    Meanwhile at E3

    • @jackhudner3804
      @jackhudner3804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well, politicians do still kind of beat E3 people, but only by a small margin.

  • @micahvisser3772
    @micahvisser3772 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    people complaining about microtransactions then is so funny from a current 2023 perspective, where skins for guns are as much as a monster in EVOLVE. It's insane how bad it has gotten and how quiet the player base has become regarding monetization.

  • @xxInGodsReachxx
    @xxInGodsReachxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5031

    "You're giving me a gun, that's painted blue, and you're charging me two dollars!" Lmfao angry joe😂😂😂

    • @vizualwarrior129
      @vizualwarrior129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      xxInGodsReachxx angry Joe is such a reliable game reviewer and implements great comedy into his reviews lol

    • @johnwong7289
      @johnwong7289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Counter strike in a nutshell

    • @Dimitri1221XxX
      @Dimitri1221XxX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      At least with Counter Strike, you can make money off of skins. I've made hundreds off that game.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Dimitri Sainis
      I thought the game made you poor because of how much people gamble and waste shit for one skin of a simple knife/gun.

    • @Itz__Swifty
      @Itz__Swifty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      xxInGodsReachxx I boycott games where the devs r greedy...this game tops the list

  • @Larry
    @Larry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29674

    And now it's free to play, Just like it always should have been.

    • @ew275x
      @ew275x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      I was gonna post that Larry! you beat me to it. Too bad Overwatch exists, because like it or not, it will kill all other multiplayer focused FPS for the next few years.

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1497

      "it will kill all other multiplayer focused FPS for the next few years"
      Just no.

    • @ew275x
      @ew275x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      CakeIS based Well Battleborn already fucking died. Pat form Best Friends also commented that servers for FFXIV thinned out due to Overwatch's release. There's not much incentive for games like Lawbreakers to have stable fanbases if they have to compete with Overwatch.
      Now what I did say wrong is that games like CS:GO, Battlefield and COD that have loyal fanbases that are established will maintain their current level of players, but any new IPs will have a steep hill to have. Blizzard killed the MMORPG, Hearthstone is the biggest card game on the market and they sold 7 million copies super quickly. Plus other multiplayer games have to compete wth stuff like LOL and Dota for their player's free time.

    • @AmericanJokerman
      @AmericanJokerman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Had the urge to watch this after it went free to play just to see a comment like this.

    • @croisaor2308
      @croisaor2308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      +ew275x People are still in the honeymoon period, it will no doubt be a big game for a few years but in a few months the fanbase will mellow out.. Battleborn failed because it was very similar to Overwatch visually and gameplay-wise, it had terrible marketing, it came out around the same time as Overwatch and Overwatch was just a better game. Overwatch wont kill new games in the slightest, Battleborn was just the perfect storm of disaster.

  • @swapertxking
    @swapertxking ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wild how as the servers just jolt to life, everyone's playing it again... how long will that last.

    • @legend8202
      @legend8202 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, if they decide to actually make Evolve into a successful game. They should relist it on steam and consoles and put development into the game. Like fix balance issues, make it fun, add content, and so on.... That is only if they capitalize on this opportunity while people are showing them that the game can be great. But only if they get off their ASSES. Along with not shoving microtransaction shit down our throats.

  • @vectoralphaAI
    @vectoralphaAI ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And history repeat itself again with Back 4 Blood.

  • @SpaceNigs
    @SpaceNigs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    moral of the story is don't buy video games ever

    • @whiskeytangofoxtrot8014
      @whiskeytangofoxtrot8014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      They melt your brains

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And corrode your souls!

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Correction: Don't buy BAD video games and DON'T fall for the hype.

    • @SpaceNigs
      @SpaceNigs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's actually incorrect and the initial statement still stands

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpaceNigs
      And why is my earlier statement incorrect?

  • @NpkWalker
    @NpkWalker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    0:48 Elyse - "What the fuck these guys are talking about?!?!"

  • @ivanfelipe240
    @ivanfelipe240 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A mean if turtle rock studios comes back I would be happy to see it back

  • @rhinopatomus
    @rhinopatomus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This concept of 4v1 is tackled in a much more fun and honestly thematic way in Dead by Daylight.

  • @Angel4Sale
    @Angel4Sale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2214

    Everybody who makes games: welcome to the next generation of gaming
    *makes a bad game*

    • @justsomeboreddouchebag6296
      @justsomeboreddouchebag6296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mega *O O F*

    • @seraphcopyright5292
      @seraphcopyright5292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Xerphina they actually were right. This is the next generation of games. *bad games.*

    • @cristianardonmonge836
      @cristianardonmonge836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      tbh the game was not bad, its just was badly executed and the developers got really greedy with everything they added
      either way since they never added actual gameplay stuff it just died

    • @7digiax215
      @7digiax215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like FORTNITE

    • @maximfriesen4402
      @maximfriesen4402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well thats AAA in a nutshell