top 10 touhou girls I would call mommy

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  • @XE3Gtheweeb
    @XE3Gtheweeb  2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Freudian friday moment

    • @kura100
      @kura100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Speaking of hugging Ran, I legit can't sleep properly without hugging something on my bed like a bolster or a normal body pillow.
      That has been a habit since I was a kid till now. I sometimes can sleep without hugging anything but I often wake up too early or wake up with a horrible headache because my body gets all fidgety and moves around trying to reach for something to hug in my sleep.
      I'm done rambling, oh also here have a hug if you need one.
      th-cam.com/video/JrIk9QyJbWc/w-d-xo.html

    • @Akagane.
      @Akagane. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kura100 Oh same, i also have that habit of sleeping while hugging a bolster

    • @mangoinnmclovin
      @mangoinnmclovin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kura100 Same here, you're not alone young mate, hopefully that pillow will someday be a girlfriend .-.

    • @kura100
      @kura100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad to see I'm not the only one. 😅
      I give my well wishes to all of you to find your happiness and comfort one day if you're still looking for it. 🤗

    • @mangoinnmclovin
      @mangoinnmclovin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Freud was right, all of this is just certain kind of a weird Oedipus complex, the sexual psychology of men is just to be masculine and auto sustainable, but in the inside we all want our calmed prairie, our town village of origin were everything was right, we want that pleasant memory of our childhood back and we can only get it through whats something very strong and significant to us, the love qnd compassion, the warmness and affections and cares of a mother, we want mommy, we want milk, we want to be held, we want to be comforted... Each day we get more and more virginal, the days'll go on and on and we'll never manage to get women if we continue like this, looking only for fictional characters, look at your grandparents and look at ourselves, they got lots of chicks and a relationship that lasted lots of years and we hardly go outside, the world right now is going through a crisis due to an alarming decrease on the birthrates, maybe we'll just make them worse and nobody will notice it, we're lost! in the wilderness...!, we're lost! In bitterness... This a touhou fans world, but i can tell that it would be nothing!, nothing!! Not even one little thing!!! Without a woman or a girl...

  • @RJIBtheFourth
    @RJIBtheFourth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Without Junko, no mommy list is complete. Well done adding her.

    • @discduderules
      @discduderules 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can confirm

    • @palameno
      @palameno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hello rjib

    • @mortalreimu
      @mortalreimu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

    • @jackmehoff9957
      @jackmehoff9957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cirno9999 do you think Junko is down to cuddle?

    • @jackmehoff9957
      @jackmehoff9957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cirno9999 do you think she could embrace me with her purple auras

  • @Akagane.
    @Akagane. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    _Sometimes I hug my pillow and imagine I'm talking to Ran Yakumo for hours. I feel an inhuman sense of relation to this character I've projected my emotion and love onto due to my own fear and lack of companionship. The idea that I might have someone I could love in the way I love this fictional character is all that has kept me going and it's a horrible horrible reason that's perverted by my own selfish wants. I don't deserve someone like that and given what I've seen so far i don't think I'll ever find someone like that. My mental state has deteriorated over the past several years and my perception of reality is warped to the point where she literally feels real to me, her fluffy tail and her warm embrace feels so real which gave me both fear and comfort. Sometimes i listen to her voice saying: "There there don't you worry my lovely little boy, mama Ran is here for you" while feeling her hands and tails wrapped around me. On December 9th, 2022, I'm going to take my medications and finally be removed from this schizophrenic hell that i'm slowly being sucked into._

    • @sussysenpai1712
      @sussysenpai1712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Did you just retipe that whole thing wow

    • @weakest-zhu-yuan-enjoyer
      @weakest-zhu-yuan-enjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      epic mommy moment!!!

    • @troomatot402
      @troomatot402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ran copypasta

    • @drPedro143
      @drPedro143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damit I wrote everything without looking ate the comments....

    • @whatism
      @whatism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sometimes I hug my pillow and imagine I'm talking to Ran Yakumo for hours. I feel an inhuman sense of relation to this character that I've projected my emotion and love onto due to my own fear and lack of companionship. The idea that I might have someone I could love in the way I love this fictional character is all that has kept me going and it's a horrible horrible reason that's perverted by my own selfish wants. I don't deserve someone like that and given what I've seen so far I don't think I'll ever find someone like that. My mental state has deteriorated over the past several years and my perception of reality is warped to the point where she literally feels real to me, her fluffy tail and her warm embrace feels so real which gave me both fear and comfort. Sometimes i listen to her voice saying: "There there don't you worry my lovely little boy, mama Ran is here or you while feeling her hands and tails wrapped around me. On December 9th, 2022, I'm going to take my medications and finally be removed from this schizophrenic hell that I'm slowly being sucked into.

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Completely and unironically want mommy Ran to hold and comfort me.

    • @TheBusGuide
      @TheBusGuide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Please seek mental support immediately.

    • @ranfan1820
      @ranfan1820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@TheBusGuide Therapists can't gib milk or love.

    • @no-better-name
      @no-better-name 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      need toriel

    • @fusionflare3162
      @fusionflare3162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welcome to my religion

    • @InvidiousIgnoramus
      @InvidiousIgnoramus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheBusGuide That's what I need Ran for.

  • @lfs1973
    @lfs1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I actually read about 75% of the Ran part without pausing

    • @pinngg6907
      @pinngg6907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When you say that I immediately readied my eyes to speedrun it
      I read it all without pausing

    • @flamesredinconito6474
      @flamesredinconito6474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did it

    • @Ixara21
      @Ixara21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I almost read all of it without pausing the video but i just read your comments for a sec and that's why im here

    • @ogoide9401
      @ogoide9401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Great now type all the words you read without looking"

    • @ogoide9401
      @ogoide9401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You gonna look are you

  • @chanr9531
    @chanr9531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Unironically need a Ran mommy in my life to tell me everything will be alright.

  • @silversatori
    @silversatori 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Ran's comment versus the rest of the characters feels like that one kid writing a long-ass essay for a short prompt compared to the other kids with their two words.

  • @liden-ull
    @liden-ull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Can't wait for the
    *"Top 10 touhou characters I would call grandmommy"*

    • @pinngg6907
      @pinngg6907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yukari will be the top

    • @ranfan1820
      @ranfan1820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@pinngg6907 No Eirin will. Yukari second.

    • @Akagane.
      @Akagane. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Y'all forgetting about Misumaru?

    • @DerpyNub
      @DerpyNub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Byakuren again

    • @J03_M4m4
      @J03_M4m4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pinngg6907 more like gap hag xd
      Pls gap me away from this hell that is earth

  • @jasperwong2970
    @jasperwong2970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Mamizou definitely has an aunt vibe

  • @kcjeancrabe8898
    @kcjeancrabe8898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I want an alcoholic mommy like yuugi to remind me of my childhood

    • @jackmehoff9957
      @jackmehoff9957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah my mom also had a giant unicorn horn that she'd make me jerk on while I was wearing a dress and she'd tell me how pretty I was.

    • @koisj8310
      @koisj8310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jackmehoff9957 Ayo?

    • @kcjeancrabe8898
      @kcjeancrabe8898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jackmehoff9957 me too man

    • @minecraftleaguegaming7315
      @minecraftleaguegaming7315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same fam

    • @anonymuz796
      @anonymuz796 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Parsee: nooo you are not my mother
      Yuugi:come to mommy

  • @Gettinoverbarrie
    @Gettinoverbarrie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0. Rinnosuke

  • @thomasthetranslator
    @thomasthetranslator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "1. Ran Yakumo"
    You, my good sir, have excellent taste.

  • @jackmehoff9957
    @jackmehoff9957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dude! You can feel ran wrapping her tail around you!?
    Don't take your pills!!
    You have a gift!

    • @lucasmendes2210
      @lucasmendes2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      É necessário amigo, se essa coisa piorar, estaremos em sérios problemas,
      AND I HAVE THESE PROBLEMS
      IT'S SCARY HOW I CAN FEEL A LOT OF SOFT AND FLUFFY OBJECTS WRAPPING ME AT NIGHT

    • @beesechurger2540
      @beesechurger2540 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is truly blessed

    • @J03_M4m4
      @J03_M4m4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's blessed and cursed

  • @Kami.xvx.
    @Kami.xvx. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Touhou schizo fan detected, opinion tolerated

  • @TixLatvia
    @TixLatvia ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Today is December 9, 2022.
    Goodbye, Mommy Ran, Goodbye.

  • @Leon-ij1je
    @Leon-ij1je 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I don't even know if this is a joke or you are completely serious about everything in the video, also i can't spell Mamizou without mommy and is funny because "Mami" is the translation to spanish, so that means is a mommy x2

    • @J03_M4m4
      @J03_M4m4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tru

    • @mastersword9239
      @mastersword9239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 ldk him but i'm serious with that looool send help 2 haha is very funny. "tanooki mami"

    • @sablesalt
      @sablesalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The ran thing is a copypasta from a poor soul on 4chan
      Also look up what mamizou's name means in japanese because funny

    • @Darkusaido
      @Darkusaido ปีที่แล้ว

      Mommyzou, yes that's what I've thought too

  • @svyatovrat4071
    @svyatovrat4071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I need Utsuho. Wanna know why?
    I love sun, I love the might of nuclear reactions. In summer, as people hide away from the sun in the shadow, i come to the sunniest bench possible and sit, facing it with all of my body! I freaking love the feeling of sun scorching my whole body with it’s full spectrum of radiation!
    Utsuho is a mighty, giant, gracious-looking and beautiful incarnation of the sun god. If there’s anyone who i would bow or kneel to, it would be her.
    Praise the Sun!

    • @chenko9238
      @chenko9238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lets get disintigrated by her nuclear warm hug

    • @titanime3830
      @titanime3830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Goddamn it the Sol religion hasn't dead yet

    • @bagel3214
      @bagel3214 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are going to die of radiation poisoning and/or be atomized by a nuclear explosion

  • @tehogvirgin3664
    @tehogvirgin3664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the only thing distracting me from a remington 870 in my mouth is a ran mommy

  • @ayylmao02
    @ayylmao02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That dedication on Ran

  • @rowmacnezumi8953
    @rowmacnezumi8953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Most Sanae Touhou fan

  • @yainaya_
    @yainaya_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I'm like this, but with Alice. I don't deserve her, but I keep weeping into my pillow imagining it's her lap.

    • @jackmehoff9957
      @jackmehoff9957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ummm you can make it a reality.

    • @bigguy9579
      @bigguy9579 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackmehoff9957 how

    • @jackmehoff9957
      @jackmehoff9957 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bigguy9579 VR and a lap pillow of course.

    • @bagel3214
      @bagel3214 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you don’t take your pills long enough, anything’s possible.

  • @koueikamikaze
    @koueikamikaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    bro misspelled “im so lonely please talk to me” 11 whole times 😭😭💀

  • @afterburner44
    @afterburner44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Can't be a Touhou mommy list without Junko, Keine and Byakuren

  • @Ayahifuu
    @Ayahifuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The guy wrote an essay about degeneracy

  • @-m.zenterra-5001
    @-m.zenterra-5001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    So, after I watched this video, I'm curious about the effect and the interaction of seeing the as mom, having them as mom, or even just having a close relationship with them. I did my research and the result was shocking.
    Here is my research after I watch these video. Based on my research and statistics that I've found, it is stated that:
    1. Having Ran as Mommy and Keine as teacher would decrease the amount of school dropout by 50% (at worst) up to 100% (at best) and would increase average students grade by 50% up to 300%. Ran is good at Math (Math is the most basic science branch), Keine is good at History (History is connected to Civics, Social science, and Economy), many student would love school and many would be successful.
    2. With the existence of Yamanaba, the amount of lost children would increase by 15% to 100%. This figure could be lower, due to the first statement in this comment.
    3. With the existence of Junko, Orphans would have mom, 50% up to 100% of orphanage would be empty or even closed due to all Orphans being adopted by Junko, and Orphans wouldn't be an issue in the far future.
    4. The existence of Religious leader Mom (I.E.: Byakuren, Kanako, and Suwako), would increase the amount of Religious people around the world by 5% up to 50% (OFC, most would convert to Shintoism or Buddhism), also possibly decreasing the amount of Religious followers of other Religions around the world, but I'm not so sure about the number.

    • @ZaFah695
      @ZaFah695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now i want them all as my mommy

  • @Ketsui.
    @Ketsui. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This so quickly went from normally analyzing a character to see if they'd fit the criteria, to being thirsty as hell, to then just being sad and depressing and I'm all here for it

  • @michelepapagni6011
    @michelepapagni6011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hahaha! Joke's on you, I prefer Mari- *wait. What am I doing in my life?*

    • @michelepapagni6011
      @michelepapagni6011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Marihappy Y yeah. What we're doing in all of our lifes?

    • @michelepapagni6011
      @michelepapagni6011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Cat Sniffer Weegee

    • @muzuchama
      @muzuchama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      finish your first sentence bro

    • @Darkusaido
      @Darkusaido ปีที่แล้ว

      Maribel?

  • @KarlCwpd0
    @KarlCwpd0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how the more this video progressed the more out of hand it got.

  • @gundamguy6651
    @gundamguy6651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ran at #1? I see you’re a man of culture as well

  • @basilbasil3629
    @basilbasil3629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THE FOX GOD CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!

  • @MedsieLovr
    @MedsieLovr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bad, I perfer the warcrimes one.

    • @Ixara21
      @Ixara21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did someone say *warcrimes?*

    • @davidbacchim3624
      @davidbacchim3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So, do you like reimu?

    • @chenko9238
      @chenko9238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidbacchim3624 e wants to be a slave of reimu?

    • @davidbacchim3624
      @davidbacchim3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chenko9238 looks like

  • @shishka6614
    @shishka6614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    All i want is to have a mother figure in my life

    • @no-better-name
      @no-better-name 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      finally, someone i can relate to
      there'll come a time when i stop thinking of Toriel before falling asleep. not today, not tomorrow, someday

  • @Nocturne50
    @Nocturne50 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want mommy Ran to wrap her tails around me

  • @kaloz4296
    @kaloz4296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    motherless behavior

  • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
    @pelinalwhitestrake3367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Now do top 10 Touhou girls you would bully the Lunarians with.

    • @Shortestcoment
      @Shortestcoment 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      W (im putting marisa on top of the list)

  • @lucasmendes2210
    @lucasmendes2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Esse final foi totalmente esquizofrênico e triste
    Me identifiquei 👍

    • @davidbacchim3624
      @davidbacchim3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Br em conteúdo de touhou?

    • @lucasmendes2210
      @lucasmendes2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidbacchim3624 shin

    • @lucasmendes2210
      @lucasmendes2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidbacchim3624 e levou auxílio de touhou por canais em espanhol, quer que eu te fale alguns?

    • @davidbacchim3624
      @davidbacchim3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lucasmendes2210 claro

    • @lucasmendes2210
      @lucasmendes2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@davidbacchim3624 ANGEL VAZQUEZ GUERRERO, Akahami, Ideologia Inversa, Ezequiel Friky, KoirandoshilXd e um canal brasileiro chamado Chidobi
      Os 3 canais em espanhol assista na ordem que falei e assista cada canal inteiro de cada vez, do vídeo mais antigo ao mais novo, e leia os comentários, eu devo estar lá
      E se tu persiste, vai começar a brotar canal espanhol no seu recomendados a rodo

  • @hamburger_pls7137
    @hamburger_pls7137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where Yuyuko mommy :sadnae:

  • @marcar9marcar972
    @marcar9marcar972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly a genius iteration on the Touhou top 10 meme. I’ve seen a million and one top ten lists that only have 1 or 2 entries so to see one with is a cool idea

  • @yima3628
    @yima3628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the last one hit hard... you'll get through it xe3g.

  • @ProGremlinPlayer
    @ProGremlinPlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Now do top 10 touhou characters I want to be breastfed by.

    • @yankees2319
      @yankees2319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      1 yukari

    • @EthanJaye
      @EthanJaye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤨

    • @Errol.
      @Errol. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀

  • @zhetimmeh3095
    @zhetimmeh3095 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Some of these videos feel like a cry for help.

  • @professionalfangster1510
    @professionalfangster1510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Very good video and list. I would personally put Yuuka on mine but Ran is spot on.

  • @Rainin.7
    @Rainin.7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I really love this list as a mommy likers

  • @natojapanese
    @natojapanese 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:29 junko my favorite in touhou series.

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fucking hell, that last one is very much so me towards a certain umbrella youkai.

    • @Xinocho-Mito
      @Xinocho-Mito 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yuuka?

    •  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Xinocho-Mito Yuuka isnt a karakasa obake, pal.

  • @cirnocool
    @cirnocool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The last one is actually scary

    • @Ixara21
      @Ixara21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not really

  • @Yo_ndaktauuu
    @Yo_ndaktauuu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mama junko its motherless 💀💅💅

  • @waiyenshadowcore1540
    @waiyenshadowcore1540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    WHERE........IS...........YUKARY!?

    • @chenko9238
      @chenko9238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah she grandma

  • @smugakuyaizayoi8751
    @smugakuyaizayoi8751 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yup yup yup Junko is always needed she will give some pure love.

  • @leecole7266
    @leecole7266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    truly a top 10 to surpass the touhou youtuber “hydration”

  • @chenko9238
    @chenko9238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Time to hit the backflip, turn into a child and go to gensokyo to act like a lost child
    Its show time ill just hope to not encounter rumia and the others

  • @future8772
    @future8772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Funniest shit I've ever seen

  • @Amelia_Whitevoid
    @Amelia_Whitevoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm surprised Yuyuko isn't here.

    • @chenko9238
      @chenko9238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      " *professional assistant cook of youmu* "

    • @umniareport7385
      @umniareport7385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yuyuko looks more like a care taker than a care giver. She herself wouldn't mind having a mommy, lol

  • @bubble_ross
    @bubble_ross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Should i be proud of this community? No
    Am i? Hell yeaha

  • @luthierisbestboy8177
    @luthierisbestboy8177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm surprised to not see Reisen on this list

  • @Waverly_ppl
    @Waverly_ppl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    dont take them pills as I totally agree

  • @BebeYoshi
    @BebeYoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is like borderline irony and it scares me

  • @okuu_utsuho
    @okuu_utsuho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was expecting Okina to be added on the list 😂

  • @heehokuzunoha7757
    @heehokuzunoha7757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why take your meds? Go to the local railroad track and enter Gensokyo today! (Disclaimer: joke)

  • @Dunkeli27
    @Dunkeli27 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i watched the vid expecting degeneratefun but was hit by someones wholesome longing feelings for ran
    well done, very wholesome, very respectable, very enviable ^-^

  • @crosswegan1543
    @crosswegan1543 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There cannot be a neutral side to Touhou fans. They neither lack of a mother figure or they're close to end up in a law-enforced cage.

  • @orngng
    @orngng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    its alright to have a comfort character, i have flandre too, but i've probably seen too much fanon

  • @p7error
    @p7error 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Perfection

  • @KoishiCat
    @KoishiCat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6 days remain.

  • @Cleanrotknight456
    @Cleanrotknight456 ปีที่แล้ว

    And that's the content I want to see! You were reading my mind!

  • @ns6q333
    @ns6q333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like how you just fall off the deep end after number 5

  • @eggegg8526
    @eggegg8526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You forgot Rinnosuke, he is a male mom

    • @thisisaperson1536
      @thisisaperson1536 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's called a father
      or dad

    • @jacksonlim40
      @jacksonlim40 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro Rinnosuke ins't jojo character so it not fit him as the mom more like big brother to me

  • @bobbobbob321
    @bobbobbob321 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i will never get over the fact that momiji is like 10 pixels in mountain of faith but people love her to death

  • @reversecard9522
    @reversecard9522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the last one is every touhou fan but without it only involving ran.

  • @thegarlicbread4422
    @thegarlicbread4422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Last one is prime copypasta material

  • @Guilherme_Houraisan
    @Guilherme_Houraisan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most common phrase about being a son in this entire video to a touhou character, was about junko.

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A real Touhou fan right here.

  • @TookiTanuki
    @TookiTanuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    mamizou one is real frfr

  • @Nastron-en9ss
    @Nastron-en9ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Meiling where??

    • @Rainin.7
      @Rainin.7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Meiling my beloved. I want her humming near my ears with Cantonese language

    • @chenko9238
      @chenko9238 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meiling your average chinese neighbour

  • @mush-broom
    @mush-broom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    next be "top 10 touhou girls I would like to be comforted"

  • @brothdian
    @brothdian ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alright let's talk 🪓😐

  • @solaimaneaouthman9862
    @solaimaneaouthman9862 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ran's is actually so real

  • @KamishirasawaKatori
    @KamishirasawaKatori 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honorable mention: Watatsuki no Toyohime. Her son married her sister, Yorihime

  • @BoostedMusicOfficial
    @BoostedMusicOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RAN YAKUMO ON NUMBER ONE HELL YEAH!

  • @Ixara21
    @Ixara21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just almost read and like all the comments for now

  • @epicmoonsonreal520
    @epicmoonsonreal520 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yukari best mommy. DONT LET ME GET NEAR TO YUKARI 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @takeohikari8994
    @takeohikari8994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yukari is Grandma that's why she not on list

  • @NeZnayuTi
    @NeZnayuTi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yeah i love Junko too

  • @volcanoraptor8646
    @volcanoraptor8646 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    what scares me is that he gives actual reasons

  • @1Maklak
    @1Maklak 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Let's face it. Luring SIMPS through the barrier so they become Youkai food is probably a part of Ren's job description.

  • @alainmonet9115
    @alainmonet9115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    good content

  • @literallyafrog367
    @literallyafrog367 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm his wife, and his mother!"

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn thank God I'm not getting there yet

  • @hanakozaki_rin
    @hanakozaki_rin ปีที่แล้ว

    The least Ran simp that’s not insane yet

  • @PiinkiePiee
    @PiinkiePiee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Are you okay buddy? Legit hope you're okay take care of yourself, if everything is okay good funny content

  • @LepidopteranLiliumoth
    @LepidopteranLiliumoth ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I know that feel brah. We all deserve mommies.

  • @potassiumpermanganate8803
    @potassiumpermanganate8803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now do top 10 touhou futa

  • @SDarShino
    @SDarShino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes

  • @konakona_.
    @konakona_. ปีที่แล้ว

    his schizophrenia was gone in my birthday

  • @ReSpark141
    @ReSpark141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bonus: Okina Matara; she can keep a secret ;)

  • @duckyd6347
    @duckyd6347 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did you just write an essay about Ran Yakumo?

  • @WillfredoDammendSS
    @WillfredoDammendSS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My man forgot to smoke weed and forgot reisen
    R.I.P weed soldier

  • @Nikko8564
    @Nikko8564 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Top 10 touhou girls i would let peg me
    10. Yuugi
    9. Kanako
    8. Ran
    7. … i can’t think of anymore

  • @tachi1034
    @tachi1034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    **shakes pill bottle of schizo meds**
    you forgot to take these.

  • @ChompDude
    @ChompDude ปีที่แล้ว

    Hecatia, Junko, Letty, Eirin, Ran, Keine and Yukari. Maybe Yuyuko too to round off the list.