"We're sorry, but there will be no catering service available on this train today" A few seconds later ... "A catering service will be provided at your seat during the journey" Lol
the train said no catering service then continued to say there will be catering service shortly. And also said all the disasters that could happen. That was funny.
"We are sorry, but this train is being delayed, and is running 25 minutes late. 20 minutes late. 15 minutes late. 10 minutes late. 5 minutes late." wow this train is fast
Used to be on those trains regularly along that line. Glad I drive now. Otherwise I'd have to deal with animals on the track, derailment, snow, fog, heavy rain, train collisions, landslides on the train, engineering works, broken rails, snow again, trackwork, additional stops, waiting for train crew, engineering works again, incidents on level crossings, faults, obstructions, flooding, and more.
I sure hope they fixed the Emgineerung works Snow Rain Fog Broken rail Late incoming trains with crew members Emergency engineering Incident on a level crossing Power supply problems And the landslide on the train.... Best action took in the most dire scenario from the crew, they managed to keep the train going, just insane.
I never thought that the urge to press every button applies to literally every button, thought my urge was just to press all the hotel floors in the lift.
2:10 When the train driver didn't know what caused the delay......just list every single possible reason.....☠ 4:05 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12.....☠☠☠ They should also announce every single station along the Southern network...
Well, at least they've got all possible eventualities covered. If I was on that train, I'd get off when it did stop and get one that was working properly! I'm picturing the Train Manager trying to get the auto-announcements to stop! So they want Driver-Only Operation....Nah!
A class 377 has lost its identity and we have lost a coach on this service due to the wrong kind of sun, snow, rain, lightning, people, animals, trains, track, stations and Southern Railway itself. We are running as a 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, oh damn we're just a class 153 😂
Good thing this wasn't a train crossing borders on the Continent. Imagine hearing every one of those disjointed announcements, multiple times in several different languages.
Its as bad as the TYNE & WEAR Metro when they tell you are one station when you definitely are not or it tells you are going anticlockwise when you are going clockwise
@@itskdogI can’t speak for the 171 but for the 444, 450 and 455 you can play a set number of preset announcements (although very little guards actually use this feature) but the menu to navigate these announcements is so small and finicky that this is likely just a fault and not someone mucking around
If I had a nickel for every time this happened, it would be 2. (If you don't know yet, something similar to this happened on a London Overground train)
imagine you are in a train thats collided and the speaker says "This train has been delayed due to a train collision"... i don't think the train would be working...
Oh dear it is listing all the announcements. I was on a 377 Southern train yesterday which said doors weren't going to open and it was going to terminate at South Bermondsey.
I can see why the passengers are laughing at this announcement that is having a seizure. I bet one person be like “CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THIS VOICE ANNOUNCEMENT OFF PLEASE”.
South West Trains, Southeastern, London Midland, London Overground, London Underground, London buses, local buses, Metrobus, Brighton & Hove Buses. Everything in the south but Southern.
Didn't know that! You learn something new about the train you're on each day 🤣
the train is basically telling us its life Lol 🤣
@@railwaychannel66745its just playing through all announcements in the PIS
"We're sorry, but there will be no catering service available on this train today"
A few seconds later ...
"A catering service will be provided at your seat during the journey"
Lol
I heard a passenger say "This train will Self Destruct"
it might of self destruct Lol
3 2 1 KABOOM!
@@railwaychannel66745LOL
@@DynamicMat_WT800 *_💥💥💥_*
@PostingWierdVidsnope
the train had a fucking seizure
😂
And men can't write comments with swearing. I also wouldn't be surprised if you swear at police officers and strangers for no reason.
@@automation7295 I don't make assumptions about women, stop making assumptions about us.
@@automation7295 stop being a fucking twat its not that deep
Stop swearing
"yeah the trains aren't that good in my area, they've got literally every single problem at once"
I am impressed at how efficiently the driver is driving, I mean 25 minutes late to 5 minutes late in a matter of seconds is quite some skill.
He probably found the AWS & TPWS control and flipped it off.
Bro unlocked all secret announcements
😂
NOT THE SECRET TRAIN ANNOUNCEMENTS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
SECR3T
"This Train is delayed due to Animals On The Track, Due To Heavy Rain, fog snow, This Train is delayed due to a Landslide On The Train"
Unlucky train
🪨
🪨 🪨
🪨 🚂 🪨
“Landslide on the train” 💀
I had an announcement on the platform that said the train was cancelled, and "This is due to. We apologise for the inconvenience."
vandalism on the train, not a landslide
We're sorry it wouldn't be an catering service on this train, The catering service is on the train and will go to your seat. 🤣🤣😂😂
the train said no catering service then continued to say there will be catering service shortly. And also said all the disasters that could happen. That was funny.
thank you for letting me know
"This Train has been Delayed By, This Train May be Delayed, This Train Has Been Cancelled"🤣
Dickens wrote something like that once . It wasn't quite as funny .
"We are sorry, but this train is being delayed, and is running 25 minutes late. 20 minutes late. 15 minutes late. 10 minutes late. 5 minutes late."
wow this train is fast
🤣🤣
Used to be on those trains regularly along that line. Glad I drive now. Otherwise I'd have to deal with animals on the track, derailment, snow, fog, heavy rain, train collisions, landslides on the train, engineering works, broken rails, snow again, trackwork, additional stops, waiting for train crew, engineering works again, incidents on level crossings, faults, obstructions, flooding, and more.
3:28 That Announcement is Announcing the train is Shrinking😂😂😂😂😂😂
You cannot alight from the front, you can only alight from the front.. got me 🤣also why does the train counting down so funny...
I sure hope they fixed the
Emgineerung works
Snow
Rain
Fog
Broken rail
Late incoming trains with crew members
Emergency engineering
Incident on a level crossing
Power supply problems
And the landslide on the train....
Best action took in the most dire scenario from the crew, they managed to keep the train going, just insane.
🤣🤣🤣
Train crew pressed every announcement button
probably he did yes
@@railwaychannel66745LOL
@@railwaychannel66745 maybe I should do it when I'm driving a train in the future (that was a joke ofc)
I never thought that the urge to press every button applies to literally every button, thought my urge was just to press all the hotel floors in the lift.
@@Archivus23 lol
5:12
"this train will self-destruct-"
lmao the passengers are joining in
"This train is delayed and is running 25 minutes late 20 minutes late 15 minutes late 10 minutes late 5 minutes late"
BOOOM! ... This train is 5 minutes early .
@@arch9enius This STEAM Train is 162 years early 💀
fast train
Welcome aboard this service to here there and everywhere.
lol🤣
“Due To A Landslide On The Train” 💀💀💀💀💀
Lol
Landslide
I think it was “vandalism”
timestamp?
2:29
"You cannot alight from the front." You can only alight from the front."
💀
WHEN DID IT SAY THAT
Reminded me of the door handle that said "PULLSH"
3:35@@Transport-Coolfunr
@@kaynemcclelland318 i noticted that when i went back on the video 😭
I think the conductor is testing announcements on the train to check its working.
Scientists: "All dreams have meaning"
My dreams:
😂
Pov: me half asleep and im being an asked a question in class:
2:10 When the train driver didn't know what caused the delay......just list every single possible reason.....☠
4:05 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12.....☠☠☠
They should also announce every single station along the Southern network...
that is what it did but i didn't get a video of that unfortunately
@@railwaychannel66745 nooo there was another video where that happened but it was removed
This train is officially a comedian at this point. 😂😂😂
You're so lucky to hear ALL the announcements, I wanted to be on that train 😅
I WAS LAUGHING FOR 4 MINS STRAIGHT HAHAHAHA
1 in a 1,000,000, great job!
thank you 😅
That's not all of them! I suspect that there are more!
@@MichalM No way!
@@RoadRailAviation I think this was cut short by the driver making the automated announcement - there were probably more.
I was on a southern one time and it said: This train is calling at Transport For Wales😂 the whole carriage where laughing so much lol
Lol😂
I like the irony of them asking people to use stereos considerately while relentlessly blaring noise at everyone
"DUE TO A LANDSLIDE ON THE TRAIN" 😂🤣💀
Where’s this at
@@Anzle9 It was going to Ashford, so probably somewhere on the southeast coast of England
@@ZebraMan74 I mean in the video where it says about landslip
@@Anzle9 not sure
@@Anzle9 It's at 2:27
overstimulation 101
Due to the severe weather, it is expected today
Tomorrow
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
WEEK.... THIS KNT HAD ME DYING 😂
sounds like the longest train advertisement on TV! 😅😅😅
Loll ye
Well, at least they've got all possible eventualities covered. If I was on that train, I'd get off when it did stop and get one that was working properly! I'm picturing the Train Manager trying to get the auto-announcements to stop! So they want Driver-Only Operation....Nah!
the Train Manager did not know how to stop them until about 3 stops he did manage to stop them
"This train is entering a Penalty Fare fare"
"25 minute delay seems too much. 5 minutes."
DB: "How about a raise?"
**ding dong**
RB69 nach Istanbul Hbf über Buxtehude Hbf , mit einer Verspätung von circa 137 Jahren.
Gleis 8
Einfahrt RE1 nach Aachen Hbf über Stolberg (Rheinl) Hbf
Abfahrt 14:45
Heute ca. 130 minuten später.
25 minutes late,20 minutes late,15 minutes late,10 minutes late and 5 minutes late 😂
😂
just IMAGINE if it was in reverse😂
7:12 "a revised timetable will be in operation, displaying fewer train services and longer journeys."
"this may mean", not "displaying".
i have a big feeling it was 'bring your baby to work day' and the baby somehow activated some random ahh announcements
Unlikely
Most likely explanation is a technical fault.
A class 377 has lost its identity and we have lost a coach on this service due to the wrong kind of sun, snow, rain, lightning, people, animals, trains, track, stations and Southern Railway itself. We are running as a 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, oh damn we're just a class 153 😂
“Service update. Live service update. Live service text update. At. Trains are being delayed by approximately 8 minutes.”
Good thing this wasn't a train crossing borders on the Continent. Imagine hearing every one of those disjointed announcements, multiple times in several different languages.
The announcement summoned the whole Potters Bar incident 💀
Its as bad as the TYNE & WEAR Metro when they tell you are one station when you definitely are not or it tells you are going anticlockwise when you are going clockwise
I think somebody pressed the "Play all" button 😂
I think someone wanted to troll everyone 😂
Imagine if that was a real feature for this train! 🤣🤣🤣
@@S-CB-SL-Animations probably is, to test the announcement system
@@itskdogI can’t speak for the 171 but for the 444, 450 and 455 you can play a set number of preset announcements (although very little guards actually use this feature) but the menu to navigate these announcements is so small and finicky that this is likely just a fault and not someone mucking around
7:15 "displaying fewer train services and longer journeys" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"this may mean" not displaying
This is the funniest shit ever
2:11 2:18 Derailment and train collision lmao 😂☠
🤣
“Due to animals on the track” 💀
If I had a nickel for every time this happened, it would be 2. (If you don't know yet, something similar to this happened on a London Overground train)
kinda makes me realise how many lines they need to record, this is insane
"due to derailment" "due to a train collision"
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
imagine you are in a train thats collided and the speaker says "This train has been delayed due to a train collision"... i don't think the train would be working...
Catering service on marshlink would be good lol
POV : completely normal southern announcement : we hope you never ride with us again💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
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7:01 cool the train is learning the days of the week!
😂
hello l like it when it talks about the buses at 6:49 and I found it very funny
Train driver broke the announcement system and TRAIN LAUGH! - everyone said
“This train has been cancelled”
*SCR THEME PLAYS*
0:49 beep beep beep (door)
That’s probably the drivers son that is having fun for doing that 😅😅😂😂😂💀💀
7:05 it says the whole week 😂😂 7:41 now normal announcements and everyone is YAY
In my country the driver announces the stations if the system doesn't work or if there's no system in the first ploce on the train
That Train is having has a stroke.
Oh dear it is listing all the announcements. I was on a 377 Southern train yesterday which said doors weren't going to open and it was going to terminate at South Bermondsey.
"ashford International?
alight here for trains
to London St Pancras
International..." and?
(broken) 😅😅😅
2:17 "Due to train collision"😂😂😂
7:16 This may mean fewer trains services and longer journeys.
When you press all the buttons on the mix board 😂
4:05 how tf did he get 5 extra coaches?
Southern railway: "Tickets will be inapected by any means of transport that are not southern railway" 💀😂😭
the never-ending rail announcement
hackers in movies - makes themself rich
hackers irl :
my nightmare be like
🤣
6:24 we are doing all we can to restore this service, engineers are fixing the problem XD
"Due to a landslide on the train" Me: Aren't i supposed to be dead? The landslide: Nuh uh
😂
vandalism, not a landslide
You cannot alight from the front, you can only alight from the front.
A Tale of Two Stations
I think the train started sniffing ballast
😂
The best on-train entertainment ever
"is running 25 minutes lat- 20 minutes lat- 15 minutes lat- 10 minutes lat- 5 minutes late." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Look on the bright side: now you know how much work it is to do voiceover work lmaoo 🤣
4:06 and 4:19 Julie Berry counting to 12 be like: 😂😂😂
This is like subway games in roblox when someone presses all the buttons 💀
If watching Doctor Who taught me anything, this train is haunted.
😂
Oh wow there was so many incidents going on there all in one day 😂😂
typical train service in the UK 😂
Driver was testing out all the messages 😭
"A landslide on the train" 😂💀😭
vandalism on the train
Every southern announcement here:
😂
I can see why the passengers are laughing at this announcement that is having a seizure. I bet one person be like “CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THIS VOICE ANNOUNCEMENT OFF PLEASE”.
That is honestly one of the longest announcements I ever heard on any Train
this sure is
If only this was done on April 1st 😂😂
😂
i can see a person travelling on this the first time and getting very confused
It's like Elizaglitch Line
South West Trains, Southeastern, London Midland, London Overground, London Underground, London buses, local buses, Metrobus, Brighton & Hove Buses. Everything in the south but Southern.
that's because it's the ticket acceptance section or whatever.
@RWL2012 Looks like they didn't update the SWT and London Midland thing...
5:24 -- "This train will not stop at Ash Ketchum." 😆
This train is calling at Charizard, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Mewtwo
this train is suddenly being transported to the past sinnoh region due to Space-Time Rift Shenanigans™
This train will self destruct,please stand back from the platform edge💀💀💀💀💀
South West trains,Southeastern, London Midland,London overground,London underground,London buses,local buses,metrobus,Brighton and Hove buses. 😂
I literally live in another continent and this is still stupidly hilarious XD
I feel like there was a Star Trek episode where this happened to the Enterprise
Irish Rail Enterprise?
When the button doesn't respond so you press it multiple times