I just figured that Sharks are like big creatures that only do what to do to survive, while Dolphins are basically aquatic Hannibals that get high off of pufferfish.
Polar bears Bees Dolphins Spiders Pufferfish Wolves All of these are real animals, in Minecraft, and are aggressive in Minecraft. Mojang refuses to add sharks not because they don't want real life hostile animals, it's because they're lazy. Same thing goes for snakes.
Ever heard of shark finning? It’s where people just straight up cut off shark fins to make into soup. Apparently this is normal in china. Humanity is f’d up man
It annoys me that sharks are always view as dangerous and menacing seen in movies and shows while dolphins are seen as cute and gentle. but in real life, they’re the complete opposite!
When I was in Girl Scouts we took a trip to sea world to swim with dolphins and we all had a fun time… until my mom tried to swim with them. My mom was beyond scared of swimming with them and didn’t want to do it but it was paid for so she had too. I’m guessing the dolphin felt her fear because it kept going under trying to drown her. Oh what fun!!
Fun Fact: Although Dolphins are carnivorous, they're actually artiodactyls, otherwise known as even-toed ungulates, and their closest relatives are hippos. This also, and this is going to blow a lot of people's minds, means that hippos, despite their name meaning "water horse", are more closely related to cetaceans (whales and dolphins) than they are to horses, which are odd-toed ungulates.
@the hevy most if not ALL animals don’t have moralities, it’s just that humans get punished for morally wrong things because..well we’re smart enough to know it’s wrong
Don't know if it will work, CIA tried to weaponize otters since they're also smart little psychopaths but agent trying to train them came back with few less fingers
People: ew! I hate sharks, they’re so dangerous- oh is that’s dolphin? So cute! Dolphins: *GIVE ME THE BLOOD OF THE CHILD* Sharks: oh, look at the time, it’s *chillax* o’clock
I remember being scared of dolphins as a kid, cuz there was literally a dolphin park or smth like 9-10 feet away from where I live and it was closed down for unkown reasons, but rumors started spreading that a man got killed by a dolphin along with his wife and like 2 kids I think? Who either died or got severely injured, and the reason I and many others believed this was true was cuz there was a banner that replaced the main sign of the park with “killer dolphins” younger me just thought that was the new name for the place but anyways that place has been shut down for years and is now a house or hotel or smth
@@123hattan well no, if said rumors we’re true since I can’t fully confirm cuz it was a long time ago, then I’m sure they wouldn’t wanna repeat their mistakes
I honestly wouldnt recommend it, the only time you should touch a wild animal is NE-FUCKING-VER. You dont know what they’re thinking right now and its dangerous. When i swim with marine species, I take my distances, either its dolphins, they are usually the one to be distant, they dont know if im a predator and whats my state of mind. Sharks, it depends, only swam with whale sharks and 1 blue shark so might not be the best on that, but the blue shark was curious and it almost hit my dad. Whale sharks can be unpredictable, i once had to swim « under » one to see what its sex was and he made a very fast movement that you dont think is possible for a creature as big as this. So, moral, watch out for wild animals, they might not be dangerous, but they can be. And for fuck’s sake, stop demonizing dolphin
@@JaneDoeValentine literally no ? You are enouraging people to pet wild shark, which aint a good idea. God i miss the time where misinformation was only used for politics
@@charlescalvin4057 yeah writing an entire paragraph lecture in response to a lighthearted and exaggerated comment defintely isn't a sign of you taking things way too seriously.
Fun fact: Orcas and hippos are closely related to dolphins, and they're both some of the most deadly animals on earth. It's like whatever related to dolphins grow up to be a psychopath
@@hoxton4068 Increased bee spawn rates? That's something to worry about. Of course we got Sloth Bear, Sun Bear, and The Honey Badger as their opponent. Pandas though? I don't think so. Spatnz's made a video about Pandas which i highly recommend checking out.
this is probably one of the best videos you've made, considering dolphins are one of the most powerful/aggressive animals in the sea, and sharks are like almost kinda the opposite of dolphins, sharks are honestly creatures who avoid humans.
@@Jetstreamsamsbiggestglazer I mean the fact we can even acknowledge that there are some genuinely vile humans out there is pretty ample evidence that we do possess the capacity to be better. Fixating on the negatives is never going to do anything. Being better is what matters.
@@rhoydplaz2853 They have intelligence comparable to if not better than dogs and can be trained to do things like complete a maze or roll over for belly rubs. Sharks are not stupid.
It sucks how animals like snakes are demonized just for defending themselves, while animals like dolphins are loved even though they literally sexually assault people and kill other animals for fun.
@@miguelcabreracastro6968 The subjectivity of evil is an opinion. It's not uncommon to believe in objective morality, almost all religions are good examples. I don't really wanna get into a deep philosophical discussion, but I think literally every single human civilisation to ever walk the earth can come together and agree that, at the very least, killing without a good reason is evil. You can argue that whether the reason is good or not is subjective, but without some kind of justification it's universally seen as evil. There's a difference between subjectivity and misinterpretation. Just because two cultures disagree does not mean that one of them isn't wrong, I really don't think it's subjective at all. There are obviously grey areas, but that doesn't mean that there's not also a black and a white.
Shark: barely does anything but looks creepy People: >:( Dolphin: participates in the most violent and horrendous acts you could ever see happen to another living creature people: :D
This makes me feel more and more safe with Sharks than Dolphins, not just that I knew before Sharks don't hurt people as much like cows. Also Sharks if they come up to you they just want to know what you are doing more than anything, also do to them not being too smart like Dolphins I feel like in some ways they get a bit more of a pass on somethings.
@@Iggy_Plush If your talking about the 1994 Tião case, the dolphin was being harrassed by a gang of people for months on end, and it ended with the dolphin breaking someones ribs, which caused one of the drunk dudes in the water to drown.
@@thegrandnil764 yeah, I was thinking about that (which I must give that to dolphin where credit is due) But sorta change of topic, there are still a lot of things good about sharks, like AT LEAST they don't mount divers if you know what I mean
Spatnz should make a video on why sharks are awesome, maybe make a series on why certain animals are awesome. There are alot of interesting sharks that he can use for examples and it'd make for great content! Nice video!
Nature is pretty deceiving sometimes The most innocent looking creatures are just secretly monsters for 0 reason A Blue ringed octopus looks so cute until you realize that it’s toxins can kill you 100 times over in just a couple seconds while something like a shoebill stork(which is tall enough to look you in the eye btw) which looks and sounds terrifying while also being Peaceful and friendly to human beings I don’t even know anymore xd😔
just think for a moment... do you think animals evolve in a way on purpose? the octopus developt that toxin to defend and intimidate, dolphins probably torture and play with other animals to learn how to manipulate objects, there is always a reason. Just dont compare human morals to animals, they dont aply
I just love how young male dolphins would play catch with innocent pufferfish. They'd also keep the pufferfish alive and take in small doses of their poison/venom to induce a narcotic-like state of mind. It'd be like if teenage boys were out kicking a living, breathing ball of weed, as it was releasing plumes of smoke that made them high.
Not so fun fact: There was back then an experiment which consisted on trying to make a dolphin talk english. When the dolphin entered in its teen phase, he refused to keep with the usual learning, so instead of your typical reward, like food or some toy, they let his caretaker to make him handjobs.
I was in Mexico last week, and we went on a fishing tour. While we where on the boat we saw some dolphins. Everyone on the boat were super exited except me. I thought they were pretty cool in the wild, but I was worried that a dolphin would bite me since of how dangerous they are. I knew this information before I saw this video, but this video I agree with 100 percent.
Sharks aren’t really afraid of dolphins, both of them will often hunt nearby each other and sharks and dolphins don’t normally fight when they see each other.
6:23 Chimps can be sadistic as well. VERY sadistic. Also Orcas. Literally any intelligent animal can be very sadistic. EDIT: I just realized that Orcas also Dolphins. Yeah... You learn something new every day.
Not really. Humans are also as sadistic as chimps. Chimps once overthrew a tyrannical chimp. This is not nature or instincts, humans did this too. Take the example of bolsheviks. Overthrew and killed the tsar. Same thing the chimps did to their tyrant chimp. And, chimpa also know how to make spears.
Honestly, I think that applies to all cetaceans. Part of the reason that humans as a whole are so fascinated with cetaceans is because of how intelligent they are.
So uhhh There was a time where I was addicted to creepy Liminal Space music. There was a song called Sink by Atomiste, and the album was called The Dolphin Theory, and I suddenly felt very intrigued about the name. I went into a deep dive, and well, while I didn't find anything of the album's backstory or any 'Dolphin Theory' I did accidentally learn how evil Dolphins were, so I'm glad I eventually did find this video, because it confirms a lot of the facts I remember reading about :> Dolphins are monsters... I literally had a school backpack with one on it. What the frick???
primitive? humans now days are way worse... we are literally destroying the planet with no effort. please, dont use human morals with animals, you will be doom to be wrong always.
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I just figured that Sharks are like big creatures that only do what to do to survive, while Dolphins are basically aquatic Hannibals that get high off of pufferfish.
I changed my comment so now it doesn't make any sense
@@obliviongigan6360 Well, we can say that nature is beautiful, I'm right?
@@obliviongigan6360 wow you edited your comment, so cool. I’ve totally never seen anyone ever do that
Dolphines are Hannibal Lector fish
@@commenterbob9601 Thank you for your sarcasm, I couldn't live without it.
Dolphins are literally the redditors of the ocean... many peoples child hoods have been ruined this day.
Marvellous work.
If Redditors actually had the BALLS to go outside their home, most women would be too afraid to step outside their home.
@@d1kgaws12 The waters is the dolphins man cave so the analogy still works 💀
@@scarsch1286 many people think dolphins are cute, discord mods are not cute
@@jayceallen6530 They’re wrong.
I hate Reddit.
Someone in the premiere said "dolphins are the chimpanzees of the water" and I hard agree
The most accurate depiction, only that the dolphins _are even smarter._
@@alanbareiro6806 if only they had a moral compass.
@@badatgamesguy5399 Facts.
Chimpanseas.
Not chimps even, even homo(no homosexuals) sapien human
I'm starting to think that smarter creatures tend to have alot of murderous intent like dolphins humans, orcas etc.
Theyre also very racist ie dolphins
Nope we just can do it better
chimpanzees too
@@Nockgun yeah they actually worse than dolphins in my opinion
You are beginning to see,and then people try and tell me that war and violebce arent a part of who we are
Minecraft: We won’t add sharks because they are too agressive and we don’t want any hostile mobs that you can find in real life.
Also Minecraft:
They should've made sharks neutral mobs
They leave you alone unless you attack them
Ah yes, polar bears are my favorite fictional characters.
Polar bears
Bees
Dolphins
Spiders
Pufferfish
Wolves
All of these are real animals, in Minecraft, and are aggressive in Minecraft. Mojang refuses to add sharks not because they don't want real life hostile animals, it's because they're lazy. Same thing goes for snakes.
Bro I swear sharks need the same amount of love as dolphins
Ever heard of shark finning? It’s where people just straight up cut off shark fins to make into soup. Apparently this is normal in china. Humanity is f’d up man
@@kingofsnacks8566 yeah that stuff is pretty fucked up
Especially since unlike dolphins, sharks rarely attack people
@@OinkaLoinka7736 hi aro ralsei
So none at all?
“Whatever it is the 1000 Dolphins decide to go after. . . . It’s not living”
The fish inside the sea cucumber: are we a joke to you
*proceeds to consume both sea cucumber and fish resident*
@@PromethealBee "just for fun"
Fish who can’t fit in the sea cucumber: 👁👄👁
The sea cucumber inside the fish
Kid named sea cucumber
It annoys me that sharks are always view as dangerous and menacing seen in movies and shows while dolphins are seen as cute and gentle. but in real life, they’re the complete opposite!
facts
sharks tbh are surprisingly gentle, meanwhile dolphins are just assholes
TRUE
*_No._*
@@hamadcheats it really had to be a dolphin to disagree
When I was in Girl Scouts we took a trip to sea world to swim with dolphins and we all had a fun time… until my mom tried to swim with them. My mom was beyond scared of swimming with them and didn’t want to do it but it was paid for so she had too. I’m guessing the dolphin felt her fear because it kept going under trying to drown her. Oh what fun!!
ok now what the actual fuck
@@handletemplate gold reaction
Ok ok what the what in ok ok duck
@Might chicken ?
how did you know that they were trying to deown her?
The sad part is you’re more likely to get killed by a falling pot or falling vending machine than you are a shark
Or:
Falling coconut
Falling out of bed
Nerf fall damage
statistically you're more likely to be bitten by a new yorker than a shark
Fun Fact: Although Dolphins are carnivorous, they're actually artiodactyls, otherwise known as even-toed ungulates, and their closest relatives are hippos. This also, and this is going to blow a lot of people's minds, means that hippos, despite their name meaning "water horse", are more closely related to cetaceans (whales and dolphins) than they are to horses, which are odd-toed ungulates.
@the hevy there cute tho
@the hevy they're pretty aggressive remembering jumanji
Hippos also eat meat occasionally.
@the hevy most if not ALL animals don’t have moralities, it’s just that humans get punished for morally wrong things because..well we’re smart enough to know it’s wrong
@@GGthegreatester Nah. Hippos are terrifying. They swim by running underwater
using dolphins in the military is honestly a sick idea
Certified command and conquer red alert moment
Sick as in wicked or inhumane?
@@zlowzloth yes
Didnt kim jong un train dolphins to trigger underwater mines
Don't know if it will work, CIA tried to weaponize otters since they're also smart little psychopaths but agent trying to train them came back with few less fingers
You should do mosquitoes next.
Good comment Trifon
Ehhhhh, everyone universally hates mosquitos. Better try the positive non parasitic mosquitoes
I'm waiting for why humans should go extinct
@@derpypotato150 I don't think that really needs an explanation lol
@@IzzyCrafted I guess that's true
People: ew! I hate sharks, they’re so dangerous- oh is that’s dolphin? So cute!
Dolphins: *GIVE ME THE BLOOD OF THE CHILD*
Sharks: oh, look at the time, it’s *chillax* o’clock
Meanwhile 😂 when they in thier mama's belly devouring thier own siblings 😢
Most of these people are just wannabe cuties so no one cares.
Sharks don't chill, some species of Sharks have to move 24/7 or else they can't breathe
@@Marcus_Editz_Real Most species of shark. Very few shark species have spiracles. Even so most sharks are easy going when they aren't hunting
Dolphins are the real life embodiment of when you beat a game and go back to the lowest point in game simply to kill every single thing
I feel like elephants are just better dolphins. They're cute, they're intelligent, and they're not murderous psychopaths, unlike dolphins.
Until they're in musth
And they were used in militaries up till the 1500s!
Didn’t a group of elephants trample a dead lady’s corpse?
@@mahaajbradshawthelegendamo7631 she attacked or did something to harm that elephant so it got revenge
@@fecesmuncher2448 Thanks for clarifying.
I remember being scared of dolphins as a kid, cuz there was literally a dolphin park or smth like 9-10 feet away from where I live and it was closed down for unkown reasons, but rumors started spreading that a man got killed by a dolphin along with his wife and like 2 kids I think? Who either died or got severely injured, and the reason I and many others believed this was true was cuz there was a banner that replaced the main sign of the park with “killer dolphins” younger me just thought that was the new name for the place but anyways that place has been shut down for years and is now a house or hotel or smth
Does the hotel feature dolphins?
@@123hattan well no, if said rumors we’re true since I can’t fully confirm cuz it was a long time ago, then I’m sure they wouldn’t wanna repeat their mistakes
man
@@Sp3nz. bro if the rumors are true i feel so bad for the man wife and the kids but these are rumors so theres a fifty fifty its true or false
@@ChickenLobster678 true there
as someone who has studied dolphins
I have been WAITING for this one
Fun fact: While dolphins are literally Satan’s seed incarnate, sharks have been known to like getting pets! That’s right! You can boop their snoots!
I honestly wouldnt recommend it, the only time you should touch a wild animal is NE-FUCKING-VER. You dont know what they’re thinking right now and its dangerous. When i swim with marine species, I take my distances, either its dolphins, they are usually the one to be distant, they dont know if im a predator and whats my state of mind. Sharks, it depends, only swam with whale sharks and 1 blue shark so might not be the best on that, but the blue shark was curious and it almost hit my dad. Whale sharks can be unpredictable, i once had to swim « under » one to see what its sex was and he made a very fast movement that you dont think is possible for a creature as big as this. So, moral, watch out for wild animals, they might not be dangerous, but they can be. And for fuck’s sake, stop demonizing dolphin
@@charlescalvin4057 someone’s grumpy about a jokey comment
@@JaneDoeValentine literally no ? You are enouraging people to pet wild shark, which aint a good idea.
God i miss the time where misinformation was only used for politics
@@charlescalvin4057 yeah writing an entire paragraph lecture in response to a lighthearted and exaggerated comment defintely isn't a sign of you taking things way too seriously.
Fun fact: Orcas and hippos are closely related to dolphins, and they're both some of the most deadly animals on earth. It's like whatever related to dolphins grow up to be a psychopath
orcas r dolhpins
Whales: I don't feel so good...
Fun fact: dolphins intentionally hit pufferfish to get drunk
Basically dolphins are oceans ganster and if they were able to spoke with us, pablo escobar would doubled his wealth
As much as many people including you wanted Dolphins to go extinct, that would be impossible because of how OP they are.
Yea they also gotta buff pandas in the next update tbh, maybe also increase bee spawn rates
Maybe we need a dolphin season.
Dolphins are just humans underwater
@@hoxton4068 Increased bee spawn rates? That's something to worry about. Of course we got Sloth Bear, Sun Bear, and The Honey Badger as their opponent. Pandas though? I don't think so. Spatnz's made a video about Pandas which i highly recommend checking out.
Not if we raise the orca population
Dolphins are like post WWII Japan; they both seem very friendly, but they’ve got some skeletons in their closet.
i would not say that my dude they are more like serial killers that are nice looking
@@crawlingboy Nah fam, WW2 Japan.
@@ls200076 nah they are like serial killers
this is probably one of the best videos you've made, considering dolphins are one of the most powerful/aggressive animals in the sea, and sharks are like almost kinda the opposite of dolphins, sharks are honestly creatures who avoid humans.
Yea sharks are just chilling
Nice
98% of the time shark attacks are by accident, 99.9% of the time dolphins attack on purpose.
Orcas thooo... They have no natural predators, basically dolphins on steroids...
@@God_abandoned_us_all and they don't tend to attack humans
You just made a list of all the terrible things that humans do, but replaced all the humans with dolphins
and we're fuckin awful LMAO
@@Spatnz we're worse honestly
@@JadedJaden At least we have the empathy and capacity to be better
@@lesigh3410 are you sure about that
@@Jetstreamsamsbiggestglazer I mean the fact we can even acknowledge that there are some genuinely vile humans out there is pretty ample evidence that we do possess the capacity to be better. Fixating on the negatives is never going to do anything. Being better is what matters.
Minecraft: "we will not add real hostile animals in minecraft"
Also minecraft:
To be honest that limits the mob ideas that would be better then what they have oringally
(You should've add sharks anyway you idiots)
Generation Tech has already told me the dangers dolphin poses. Love your content
Humanity first
I suddenly have the urge to pet a shark
Don't just don't go near the ocean you might get stung by a jellyfish tentacle or attacked by a dolphin
Bull sharks are great Pets especially at the Coastlines, river, lakes and beaches
I can’t image a Jaws movie where it’s a dolphin as the villain, and the main guys have to team up with a shark to get rid of it lol
That's the thing sharks are stupid
@@rhoydplaz2853 They have intelligence comparable to if not better than dogs and can be trained to do things like complete a maze or roll over for belly rubs. Sharks are not stupid.
Was jaws supposed to be a megalodon?
@@gaelrodregez321 it’s a great white
@@fishii8237 than why from jaws 2 that shark attack a orca the killer whale?
It sucks how animals like snakes are demonized just for defending themselves, while animals like dolphins are loved even though they literally sexually assault people and kill other animals for fun.
Make a video on why Sharks should NOT go extinct, it would be interesting to see your opinion on the polar opposite of dolphins in video form
You've officially made me terrified of dolphins. Thanks man!
If Orcas were the only dolphin species, I'd be fine
Orca supremacy
Virgin Dolphin vs Chad Orca
they might be even worse tbh
@@crimsonboi they are worse
In a good way
@@crimsonboi how so
Reminds me of a meme where sharks are basically 'imma swim blub blub' in reality, and that dolphins are actually scary
Was just thinking of that
I’ve always told people when I go into the ocean I’m not scared of sharks, I’m scared of dolphins and jellyfish
It's not that dolphins are inherently evil. It's that they're all intelligent so they have the capacity for evil, just like humans.
evil is subjective, it depends drastically on which society and time we are. dont aply human morals to animals.
@@miguelcabreracastro6968 The subjectivity of evil is an opinion. It's not uncommon to believe in objective morality, almost all religions are good examples. I don't really wanna get into a deep philosophical discussion, but I think literally every single human civilisation to ever walk the earth can come together and agree that, at the very least, killing without a good reason is evil. You can argue that whether the reason is good or not is subjective, but without some kind of justification it's universally seen as evil.
There's a difference between subjectivity and misinterpretation. Just because two cultures disagree does not mean that one of them isn't wrong, I really don't think it's subjective at all. There are obviously grey areas, but that doesn't mean that there's not also a black and a white.
Shark: barely does anything but looks creepy
People: >:(
Dolphin: participates in the most violent and horrendous acts you could ever see happen to another living creature
people: :D
Holy shit I just realized that's literally what people are doing with Dahmer
@@mischievousfish Ok, that's a bit different. Dolphins at least act the way they do because it's in their nature. Dahmer is way different.
@@kade-qt1zu I meant it as in humans overlooking literally murder just because they are "hot/pretty"
Jaws basically just ruined shark's reputations with humans, change my mind :/
@@mischievousfish I was thinking the same thing
This makes me feel more and more safe with Sharks than Dolphins, not just that I knew before Sharks don't hurt people as much like cows. Also Sharks if they come up to you they just want to know what you are doing more than anything, also do to them not being too smart like Dolphins I feel like in some ways they get a bit more of a pass on somethings.
Fun fact: if people actively farmed sharks as much as they farmed cows, that number wouldn’t be so small!
That's ironic because wild dolphins have never killed a single person.
@@thegrandnil764 actually, I've got some news for you about that!
@@Iggy_Plush If your talking about the 1994 Tião case, the dolphin was being harrassed by a gang of people for months on end, and it ended with the dolphin breaking someones ribs, which caused one of the drunk dudes in the water to drown.
@@thegrandnil764 yeah, I was thinking about that (which I must give that to dolphin where credit is due)
But sorta change of topic, there are still a lot of things good about sharks, like AT LEAST they don't mount divers if you know what I mean
I already agree with everything this video has to say
Almost like a national geographic doc
Probably because (I'm guessing) you watch that youtuber Casual Geographic. And so do I.
@@lerdeldrinboiYT yes
*_Disagreed!!_*
Agreed
Spatnz should make a video on why sharks are awesome, maybe make a series on why certain animals are awesome. There are alot of interesting sharks that he can use for examples and it'd make for great content! Nice video!
"why sharks SHOULDN'T go extinct"
"why sharks should survive"
"They're murderous, hyperagressive, hold grudges, and are hypersexual"
Wow.
*They're just like us.*
Dolphins can talk to kids in mothers womb.
Imagine this:
- hey kid
- yeah?
- f*ck you.
the long awaited, greatly anticipated dolphin video is finally releasing
Nature is pretty deceiving sometimes
The most innocent looking creatures are just secretly monsters for 0 reason
A Blue ringed octopus looks so cute until you realize that it’s toxins can kill you 100 times over in just a couple seconds while something like a shoebill stork(which is tall enough to look you in the eye btw) which looks and sounds terrifying while also being Peaceful and friendly to human beings
I don’t even know anymore xd😔
just think for a moment... do you think animals evolve in a way on purpose? the octopus developt that toxin to defend and intimidate, dolphins probably torture and play with other animals to learn how to manipulate objects, there is always a reason.
Just dont compare human morals to animals, they dont aply
@@miguelcabreracastro6968 I didn’t apply human morals
I’m simply saying that nature isn’t what it seems
I just love how young male dolphins would play catch with innocent pufferfish. They'd also keep the pufferfish alive and take in small doses of their poison/venom to induce a narcotic-like state of mind. It'd be like if teenage boys were out kicking a living, breathing ball of weed, as it was releasing plumes of smoke that made them high.
They really are like human teenagers like the males are hyper sexual just like teen males
@@sebastiangibson9671 Like- Erm... stereotypical teen guys ? ' '
@@critter_core no one I have experience I am a teen and all of my friends are also this horny so 🤷
Not so fun fact: There was back then an experiment which consisted on trying to make a dolphin talk english. When the dolphin entered in its teen phase, he refused to keep with the usual learning, so instead of your typical reward, like food or some toy, they let his caretaker to make him handjobs.
I hate to say this, but based.
so?
That's gotta look good on a resumé.
The dolphin died by suicide after the experiment ended
I was in Mexico last week, and we went on a fishing tour. While we where on the boat we saw some dolphins. Everyone on the boat were super exited except me. I thought they were pretty cool in the wild, but I was worried that a dolphin would bite me since of how dangerous they are. I knew this information before I saw this video, but this video I agree with 100 percent.
Man I wish he brought up the fact that dolphins can and will use severed fish heads as fleshlights. Just awesome!
WHAT THE FUCK
Awesome animals indeed
I once had to do a project on dolphins when i was nine, and uhh you know when 3 male dolphins and a female dolphin meet
oh yeah, that also happens at night in every city on the world after a party...
If Bruce the shark (from jaws) was replaced with a dolphin then humans would know to be afraid of them more than sharks
Fun fact: dolphins are intelligent enough to unalive themselves
And people wonder why the sharks leave when there's dolphins around.
Sharks aren’t really afraid of dolphins, both of them will often hunt nearby each other and sharks and dolphins don’t normally fight when they see each other.
I had a medium sized shark swim up to me while snorkeling in the Florida Keys, and let me tell you he was a surprisingly nice chap.
dolphins make sharks looks like angels
Because sharks do what they do because they have no choice
Because they're fish, they just know 2 things
1. swim around
2 . eat fish
We need a horror movie with dolphins as the monsters
THE HUMPER
Thats will be a great horror movie
The fact that Dolphins, who are highly intelligent creatures, need a team of 10 to kill one great white makes me respect sharks more.
Well i guess all that’s left to say is “so long and thanks for all the fish”
Dolphins are very smart for a water based animal
too smart
Dolphins are very evil for a water based animal
Because of there intelligence they are evil. And usually intelligent animals kill for fun
If Jaws was scientifically accurate,Bruce would have been a dolphin
Fun fact: Hippopotamus are evolved forms of dolphins that came onto land
Dolphins ram themselves into sharks, splitting the shark open and eating the liver, but leaving the body to float.
Thats how aggressive they are
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I don’t think I should be proud of the fact that there’s a species that’s nice to humans and cruel to everything else including each other.
4:34 this pick goes hard feel free to screenshot
6:23 Chimps can be sadistic as well. VERY sadistic. Also Orcas. Literally any intelligent animal can be very sadistic.
EDIT: I just realized that Orcas also Dolphins. Yeah... You learn something new every day.
And Chimps are our closest relatives
Not really. Humans are also as sadistic as chimps. Chimps once overthrew a tyrannical chimp. This is not nature or instincts, humans did this too. Take the example of bolsheviks. Overthrew and killed the tsar. Same thing the chimps did to their tyrant chimp. And, chimpa also know how to make spears.
@@FlatEarthKiller You forgot to mention that Blosheviks murdered his wife and children as well.
@@AzraelSoulHunter yep
So as a followup to my previous reply, humans are also sadistic.
*Jotaro Kujo is typing...*
"dOlPhInS dOn'T rApE, MuRder, oR sTeaL"
Dolphins: hold ma beer
fun fact: some sharks are really dog like and can even get possessive over divers and love to get pet
Noice
So dolphins are basically if humans evolved to live in the ocean.
Shark: And they said I was the bad guy...
I like how some sharks literally cannot hurt you because of their mouth structure, but are still viewed as scary.
5:00 the average minecraft mini-game:
Know I see why dolphins attached me in minecraft
Considering how human brains and dolphin brains are similar it does not surprise me that they are capable of doing horrible things like we humans do.
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People always call me crazy when I say I’d trust a shark with my life before I’d trust a dolphin.
Just because something looks non-threatening doesn’t mean it is non-threatening.
next: why humans should go extinct
I bet the dolphins are making that one
*_Dolphins are nice creatures, how dare they hate us?_*
@@hamadcheats Y- yeah… I agree…
@@hamadcheats man shut up i don't care dolphin fuck
After: why chimps (not bonobos) should go extinct
Spatnz discovers casual geographic
What a cute creature, I wonder what cute thing it does- *9 minutes later* ...I've lost hope for this world
So you're telling me, that Subnautica is a the good ending where dolphin went extinct?
if dolphins were the dominant species, there would probably be the same video on us
Dolphins irl are just sharks in movies
dolphin: "why humans should go exinct"
there would be the same points for humanity
And many, many, many more.
The Simpsons tried to warn us
Sharks remind me of cats and dogs, while dolphins remind me of chimps.
I think in my opinion the best portrayal of dolphins being evil is the Treehouse of Horror episode “Night of the Dolphin”
The reason why many people ignorantly love dolphins is the same reason some people hate them....
We see ourselves in them as a species.
Yes remove the competition and then we're the most cruel and intelligent species
Honestly, I think that applies to all cetaceans. Part of the reason that humans as a whole are so fascinated with cetaceans is because of how intelligent they are.
I dont think that's the reason lol
Nah it's just bc they look a little cute it's not that deep
@@noice2607 exactly
As a shark, I have in fact liked and subscribed. You all should too. Only by liking and subscribing to spatnz can you make dolphins go extinct
I agree with this statement
Dolphins: are evil and mischievous
Everyone in SeaWorld: Let's use them as performance animals. Nothing bad should happen to us.
I’d make a pseudo dolphin joke, but there’s not really a porpoise for that.
So uhhh
There was a time where I was addicted to creepy Liminal Space music. There was a song called Sink by Atomiste, and the album was called The Dolphin Theory, and I suddenly felt very intrigued about the name. I went into a deep dive, and well, while I didn't find anything of the album's backstory or any 'Dolphin Theory' I did accidentally learn how evil Dolphins were, so I'm glad I eventually did find this video, because it confirms a lot of the facts I remember reading about :>
Dolphins are monsters... I literally had a school backpack with one on it. What the frick???
on a related note, *do not give birth near a goddamn dolphin they do not have good intentions for your child*
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when mom walks in your room
So, essentially… dolphins are the aquatic version of primitive humans.
primitive? humans now days are way worse...
we are literally destroying the planet with no effort.
please, dont use human morals with animals, you will be doom to be wrong always.
Just be grateful that Plankton hasn’t utilized dolphins for earthly conquest yet.
remember. Orcas are just bigger Oreo dolphins
Spantnz:"They are truly evil creatures with no moral principle."
Orcas: *ALLOW* *US* *TO* *INTRODUCE* *OURSELVES*
i feel like most people forget that orcas are dolphins as well
@@patomarreco312 almost the entire comment section considers dolphins evil, and thats imposible, evil is subjective
Well, Orcas _are_ dolphin, but just very big.
Tell me 3 things that Orcas do thats morally wrong.
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I can tell you one they're very sadistic
For the entire video my face was stone cold as nodded to these facts.
And then the last one made my entire body shrivel up.
0:46 I'd say anything that causes a dolphin suffering is more than ethical.
This is why the penguins of Madagascar has a villain, that is a dolphin.