George Is Paranoid The Board Think He Murdered Susan | The Soul Mate | Seinfeld
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- "That's pretty paranoid. I like it."
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 2 'The Soul Mate': As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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He could’ve just asked them “why is my briefcase damaged” but not George 😂
Yeah they would be smarter 😂
Elaine raised that point. George believed they would have lied about it.
Hilarious how overly paranoid he is and comes up with such a scheme, and gets completely humiliated with his accusation. Yet in the end, he was 100% right.
Paranoid people usually are right.
@@anthonyvasquezactorYes, we are. LOL
Im there with you! 😂@@Hyogasaint
@@anthonyvasquezactorthat is the stupidest statement I’ve heard all week lol nice job
@@anthonyvasquezactorNo, you fools! They just want you to think you're right so you don't find out what they're REALLY up to!
"The M&M should be you."
The peanut m&m 🥜
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
George is both Mr. Peanut AND the peanut M&M!
I like how he doesnt argue about it but leaves it at "right, whatever"
@@bossfan49you're funny
So the woman exclaimed dear god after a chair hit the floor? Somethings missin!
Somethins missing alright
dear god
@@davidperalta-torres3371oh dude so true
Some crying out... "DEARGOD!!!" Shut up Wick, youll get your turn
George is getting suspicious!!
That M&M really does look like George! 😅😂🤣
Am I the only one who thinks Wick made up the story about how the briefcase got damaged and they actually did vandalize it?
Yeah their story is ridiculous.
@@fakename6658 Yes, it doesn't make any sense at all. The briefcase was under the table and therefore it is not feasible that a chair would fall onto it, and how does their tale explain the slightly alarmed "Hey, what are you doing?", not to mention "Dear God". Very suspicious!
No, you’re not - they absolutely did. But George being proven right would be way less funny haha
You're paranoid
Taking a day off work to build a mock-up of a conference room using a shoebox - only George could do something like that, George is also definitely the M&M instead of the power ranger 🤣
You're funny
Not to mention the fact it was completly pointless...
Thanks
Our boy Costanza just never could catch a break, even the guy with no arms at the Yankees who hated him anyways had a better life and calmer mind than him 🤣
yep, not even with the bubble boy
He even drove a nicer car then George 😂
He drove a car with no arms?!
ok, he made up the part about the car. But the rest is true! @@jackalthereefer
@@lilboyblue226 And the guy hated him anyway!
i just love how George's job is to give away all the money that his fiancé would have inherited.
Now that's a pure comedy
Greatest sitcom for a reason
Jerry: "Wait. That's you?"
George: "Yeah"
Jerry: "I think the m&ms should be you" 😀
Does everyone has a running tape recorder in their briefcase, right? It's perfectly logical, right? Right?
What does logic have to do with “Seinfeld”?
He could have said, somewhat reasonably, that in lieu of taking notes, he prefers to record meetings. Or in this case he knew he would be stepping out, and didn't want to miss anything, but forgot to tell anyone about the recorder. A lie? Maybe, but it's not a lie if you believe it.
3:31 “Hold it! Hold it! You’re right I’m.. I’m not ready for this.”😂😂
Gold Jerry! Gold! 😂
And??
- That's what we know. 😀😀 Really though...that briefcase suffered way more damage than a falling chair would cause.
George wants to be a Zeo Ranger!
They weren’t counting on this brain 🧠 lol😂
The TARGET of a systematic MANIPULATION and INTIMIDATION- the LIKE OF WHICH...
"Im too tired for this"
@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539😂
George should have just hired Brody for half an hour and sent him to the conference room to conduct "an investigation"...
That level of paranoia, coupled with insecurity and the need for affirmation... Only Costanza
1:15 That is the look of “I’m not buying this crap.”
They should've made him rewind the tape in the conference room.
I've never trusted Senator Kelly either. He passed the mutant registration act.
"You're right, I'm not ready for this." 😂
After being told what the noise was, George leaves the room and the board continues discussing the matter.
Wyck: Does anyone think George might have murdered Susan?
Mr. Cross: Oh, yeah. I just assumed he murdered her.
"I'm finally paranoid, insecure, neurotic"
Do you know what happened? You’ve become George. GEORGE! 😬
it's a pleasure
In a time like this, George could've used an escape to his house in the Hamptons.
2:50 gotta love actual studio audience reactions instead of the canned stuff.
I never understood this part and their explanation versus what was on the tape. Who would have reacted that way? Dear God! Just never made sense to me.
He was on to George from the start since never brings a briefcase, then picked up and smashed it which is why the others reacted like that
Jerry comparing George to a yellow M-n-M, comedy gold!
Notice the "Kal's Signs" sign in the background at the beginning. Jerry's Dad, Kalman, was a sign painter. Watch it again.
Pound for pound one of my favorite Seinfeld storylines. So many quotable moments from it, and the phrase "metallic squink" shows up far more often in my conversations than it should.
Lmao, George is the Red Zeo Ranger. I always knew it. 😆
2:49 Fun in every color
Only two people managed to be on the wall portrait that big susan and Kramer
Newman made an oversized photo of George posing in his underwear. Could go on a wall.
The part where Jerry waits for George to rewind the tape...a rare gem of comedic awkward pause and dead air. :)
1:42 Ah yes, you always need to rewind your tape! It's so annoying.
I hope that someday there will be some kind of invention that you don't need to rewind the audio before you can listen it back.
I guess you’re not familiar with the digital voice recorder.
@@waynedexter I guess you're not familiar with sarcasm.
@@crupert23225 I’m on the spectrum so I guess you’re right ☺️
Strangely wholesome
George is hilarious🤣💯👍
I'm not sure which backfired more for George: the tape-recorder or the Twix setup 😄
Definitely the Twix 😂
Although Larry's Spite store in Curbed is the biggest backfire of all
The Twix setup is one of my favorite plots 😂
"What is that like 10 Twix for you today?"
i love how much the foundation hates george lol
3:23 😂😂😂
So perfect 😂
3:22 become the target
Great work George
George milks everything to his own advantage…but his disappointment goes deep when it doesn’t work out!!! 😖
I wonder how many reshoots they had to do during this, I woulda been unable to stop laughing at "they weren't counting on this brain!" :)
Yesterday took the day off 😂
😂😂😂 George Costanza is the best!
still great
Happy 200K
George 😂😂
A metallic squink
What a beautiful video
lol Jerry McFly & Doc Costanza ... excuse me.. Emmett Vandelay
A portrait of Susan hovering over the conference table....lmao! Larger than life itself, a testament to the wickedness of that little low life, G Costanza! Priceless 😂!
Oh help me Rhonda! 😂
You’ll have your turn!
Wait, why did damage the briefcase? That doesn’t make any sense. He also put it on the ground, under the table.
Really wish the clip at the end cut to the part where they all say they think George killed her.
DEAR GOD!!
Bruce Davison graduate of Marple Newtown High Class of '66. Cheers! 🥨
The m&m should be you 😂
The comparison of George to the yellow M&M was so good. Probably one of the highlights of Seinfeld for me.
Wow
George is so gorgeous that when he gets paranoid it makes him more pretty than he already is. I think he is attractive
😂😂😂he's adorable
Why you think Jerry calls him Gorgeous George?😂
We all have fetishes. No matter how repulsive they are I ain’t judging ☺️
@@russcatt5952 😂🤣🤣
@@russcatt5952”George have I ever told you how much I love you?” Jerry Seinfeld 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great awaking truth god
They’re right you know.
A metallic SWINK.
1:43 makes you want a direct-access storage device.
Ah, magnetic tape... The clay tablet of the XXth century.
It's worse than that. Susan got Georged
0:00 Copyright did it again
Still doesn’t explain the “what are you doing?” Or the “dear God!” Or why the chair needed to be lifted above the table in the first place
1/18 scale Georgie boy
They obviously lied....
Crazy how these tv shows are tech museum also
Yeah, almost like time passes and you have to watch a sitcom from 30 years ago because everything sucks nowadays... Cra-a-zy...
3:19
Well, if you think deep about it...
The outro music on these is much louder than the scenes. Annoyingly so. Someone should either be fired or be forced to redo the audio on every one of them.
GEORGE: This is a crude mock-up of the conference room. 1/14th scale.
JERRY: When did you build this thing?
GEORGE: Yesterday, took the day off. Now, from the time I left the room...
JERRY: Wait, that's you?
GEORGE: Yeah.
JERRY: I really think the M&M should be you.
GEORGE: Alright, whatever! Now, whatever caused the damage... was jarring enough to completely stop the tape.
JERRY: And?
GEORGE: Okay. That's what we know.
JERRY: But we already knew that.
GEORGE: Well, yeah.
JERRY: Just give me some idea of what you think it could be.
GEORGE: I don't know if you're ready for it.
JERRY: Please.
GEORGE: I believe that I am about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you--
JERRY: Hold it, hold it! You're right, I'm not ready for this.
The writing on that show was top notch, but just reading it like that... it seems so... bland. The delivery though... it makes it all perfect.
Is this the transcript for deaf lineswomen?
@@hugolafhugolaf I think it is good to read, it would amuse me if I was reading that in a book.
larry david is the best. and his analysis of trump is his magnum opus
Well he DID kill her indirectly
Why would she say what are you doing though doesn't make sense
M&Ms must have made some good money after this episode.
That’s where your mind goes lol
This reminds of my Ex, when I come home....
Title needs to be corrected.
They look like they were eaten away be weavles 😂😂
Why are these all 5:13 long?
Good enough time to microwave 6-7 chips ahoy cookies for 20 seconds with a glass of milk and sit down and watch a good 5 min clip while devouring your food
@@DannyP-dm1pw almost all of these are exactly 5:13 long. Weird.
That's actually a form of wiretapping and it's illegal
🙄
But he did kinda kill her by being cheap on purpose..
It's not a lie, if you believe it
Georgie screwed up big time here. I think Wyck was truly moved by George saying he has good days and bad after Susan's death. It wasn't until George revealed the tape recorder he started thinking George murdered Susan.
He did choose the envelopes that were poisonous
Right 😂
Not on purpose.
@@xploration1437 yes he did The Lady Told Him they were Toxic and he bought them Anyway
@@kaycharlie352 but he was going to get some Elmer’s glue.
@@xploration1437 He never Did Tho He just Left Susan Alone. WIith the Toxic envelopes and When he came home She was Already unconscious
Good for you Mr. Seinfeld for facing down the WOKE mob. Gen-x loves you.
Jerry Seinfeld has long been a defender of comedians' freedom to practice their art without any sort of policing. Both he and Larry David are liberals. Wokeness is really nothing more than being socially conscious and considerate of people who are different from you. I shudder to think what sort of person would actually oppose that.
He did kill her tho, jus not intentionally
His stinginess was fatal to her! 😅
Is is really paranoia if George is correct?
No, but George is so insecure that he can't let it go
In most cases isn’t George’s paranoia almost always wrong?
Also, being paranoid and being correct aren’t mutually exclusive
:20 what is the name of the woman sitting behind George
Jerry - i think the mnm should be you
If I told you Seinfeld featured a cameo from Power Rangers Zeo you probably would say cap. I wonder if there was money exchanged between the properties or if it’s free cross-marketing given that they were both Fox programs.
George also has a very large ah brain.
Painful to watch...
I can never take this part of the storyline serious. Any real person would just move on, not go, or just ghost them… especially someone like George, he would do one of the above for sure.
?
That explanation sucks. Why would someone scream " Dear God " In a disgusted manor, over a falling chair?? And what of the window 🪟 ?? I think theres a conspiracy here. 🟡 M&M