George Takes A Book Into The Bathroom | The Bookstore | Seinfeld
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- "They're selling coffee, bran muffins... you're surrounded by reading material. It's entrapment!"
From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 17 The Bookstore: George is forced to buy a book he took with him into the bathroom. Jerry finds out that his Uncle Leo is a shoplifter. Elaine doesn't want to be known as the office skank. Kramer and Newman start a Hong Kong rickshaw business.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Love how he tries to charge Elaine more than what he paid for it
Yeah that's funny
George the Profiteer. I guess he had to get a little pay pack for all the trouble he went through 😂
I believe it's part of his "big salad" conundrum.
Well that's George for you
He asks the homeless shelter for DOUBLE the cost!!!
“What do you want to hear?” Is a favorite retort of mine thanks to this
His delivery was perfect on that.
I love how the Brentano’s employee moves the book away with her ruler 😂
It always makes me laugh when she tells George her name: Rebecca De Mornay . Not quite. lol
Yes! 📏🤦🏿♀️🤣🤣
@@lonelyheroineThat's not even the woman he's talking about...
She plays Deekins wife on king of queens when he first tries to return the book. !
@@patricklilly4387Deacon*
I love how everyone in the Seinfeld universe calls him “Uncle Leo”, and he even signs his checks “Uncle Leo”.
Also in the episode 'The Package' where Uncle Leo signs his name. And Newman tries to get Jerry...and the signature says 'Uncle Leo' LOl
"They're selling coffee, bran muffins, you're surrounded by reading material....It's Entrapment!" 🤣🤣 George actually makes a great point!
They're
Come on, it’s basic decency that you don’t take other people’s property into the bathroom with you, at least without their prior consent!
Without shame, I, too, have besoiled a weighty tome in such a way.
@@Maxfr8 Besoiled 😄
@TheStuport.
"Great"? Actually, "Good" covers it.
"I cant sell the book. Its been marked.
It certainly has"
Hilarious
"It's been in the bathroom" /
@WhiteMichaelJordan The best witty line.👌🏼
What do you read in the bathroom?"
"I don't read in the bathroom"
" *Well* *aren't* *you* *something* " 😂
I actually think of this line anytime someone says good about themselves in their eyes😅
Lmao it's a great line with just the right amount of sarcasm 😄
I, too, have used this line many times in life. Thanks George for such perfect delivery.
Yeah. PUNCH!
“That guy! Swarm! Swarm!”😂
I use this line frequently in my life.
🤣🤣
The book starts out at $100.
It gets to Elaine and is now at $125.
Once it reaches a charity for the homeless, $200.
Welcome to George's schemes and mathematics 😂
Amazing he didn't get in on the recycling scam
He is Jewish
Love to see George always tries to argue, even when he's clearly wrong.
The "Well aren't you something" line from George at 2:57 is perfect.🤣
Even the bookstore people call him Uncle Leo lol
the weird, weird world of Seinfeld.......
I remember when Jerry said to Kramer Leo and Kramer was like who ? Uncle Leo ! Oh ya UNCLE ..... Leo.
Rebecca DeMornay was a great character.🤣
RIP
She was also in the Muffin-top Episode seems like shes there to refuse stuff only
Yeah and the other one is disgusting
I love how George's twisted mind tries to find a way to profit off the book by selling to Elaine for $125 when he paid $100 2:19
And Rebecca DeMornay $200
Tbf she did order the BIG salad 🥗.
Hes jewish
I've watched this maybe a hundred times, but I just now find out what it says on the wall😂😂 - a bathroom, not a bookroom". Makes this even funnier 😂
Damn Jerry ratted on poor George!!😆😂🤣
George trying to make a profit off Elaine and charity 😂
😆The funniest part is when George tries to give it to the Charity shop
It’s about $200 Miss DaMooney
"Here I come."
@@beani24329 It's De Mornay . . .Rebecca De Mornay, LOLOLOL
I can understand taking a magazine into the bathroom, but a thick hardcover book?
That's kooky talk!!
Maybe it was a big project.
My favorite George plot.
Kelly Palmer from King Of Queens works at that book store. Worlds are colliding.
She was also Kitty Kenarban from Malcolm in the Middle
She had left two shows and returned to be a wife again
She also was on Alias
I still use "Well, aren't you SOMEthing!" whenever I can.
🤣🤣🤣 And you have to say it just like George does!
The line was actually written by Jerry’s pal, the late Gary Shandling.
Me too. 😂😊
I just realized that when George says "I find the soothing, pastoral images very conducive..." he sounded exactly like Frank 😂
Like father, like son.
You're right! Now I can ONLY hear that line in Frank's voice.
"Biohazard coming through!" I love how every character is equally disgusted by the book.
At George's sentencing, the judge actually threw the book at him.
That's good. BECAUSE HE LOVES TO READ!
@@75aces97... in the bathroom. Shameful!
even the small details in the show down to a science. Just brilliant!
00:21, I saw the sign: "Bathroom Not Bookroom". 😅
George's plan at the end of the episode makes no sense and would never work😂
“Jerry simmer down….SIMMER.” 😂😂😂
Poor George?? More like, Poor book; it had to sit with George while he went to the bathroom! 🤢🤮
The charity shop woman is a great character 😊
But you can't punch someone in the brain.
RIP
3:33 That’s Kramer and Newman lmao
Yes, the crazy nuts trying to use homeless guys and a rickshaw 😂
Potato salad!
Well, most homeless rickshaw businesses fold in the first three weeks.
Every time I take my book into the (my) bathroom I think of this show. Programs like this influence our behavior 😂🤣😂🤣
Good for Jerry, helping out Uncle Leo like that.
That guy! Swarm! Swarm!
HELLOOOO!!!
Yeah, I was quite impressed how he sacrificed his childhood/longterm friend for his uncle.
an ADONISSSSSSSSSSS Jerry called him hahaha, said he could become
@@innag6888 He sacrificed his best friend for an uncle that he doesnt even like. Thats what they mean when they say blood is thicker than water. :))))
Just imagine cell phones. Every single one has been to the bathroom.
So Jerry would snitch on his best friend to save "uncle Leo"...smh
Technically he isn't stealing unless he leaves the premises without paying
Ah, life in the bathroom before smartphones.
Every smartphone is a bio-hazard.
@@JanetStarChildIn more ways than one…
dude, seriously, de mornay was one of the most underrated characters in the entire series
One of the most quoted characters on the show... not uNdErRaTeD...
🤜 🧠 lol
"...and punch you in the brain" lmao
the stumps ep gets me everytime
@@nthgth Such a cliched line from black life. Could Larry David have been poking fun at the sainted jigs?
George is the best🤣💯👍
Rebecca DeMornay! 🤣🤣🤣
The girl at the library counter is Deacon's wife from King of Queens.
Hey George, the Book store called, and they are running out of Encyclopedias!
Here's another; Hey George, the bookstore has a special book mailed in for you, *Encyclopedia Brown* . 🤣
I'm reading in the bathroom right now
Well you just lost alot of business because I love to read 😂
One of my fav episodes! 😂
4:22 he's goin' in!
The fact that he took it into the bathroom like nothing means hes done it before with other books or maybe even the same one. Plus his additional attempts to profit from both elaine and the 2nd hand store, yeah i cant back George either.
The same one? That's real commitment to literature right there... way to go, Costanza, finishing a book one sitting at a time...
Once a bathroom book reader, ALWAYS a bathroom book reader.
“Do we have a deal?” “Yeah, and here it is!”
The book guy looks like the cartoon character in Dire Straights, 'Money For Nothing.'
Finally a comment about the book guy😂
*Straits
George scenario can usually be beaten by talking faster than normal and pretending like they agree with you. Scenario of, "you can't put it back, you took it to the bathroom." "Can't understand that policy either, thats crazy, well thanks for understanding man." You just walk out, leaving them confused.
"No Soup for you" "Get a good look Costanza;!?"
Got a good book Costanza?
He never should have let his daughter dress like that
nice to find scenes & episodes of seinfeld i still havent seen yet in 30 years of syndication.
"Jerry... simmer down.."
0:32 I got the Timmy's "double dipping" vibe 😂
"Do we have a deal?" Yeah, and here it is . . ." Love Rebecca DeMornay (this one anyway)!
Walter White: your honor that book was in the bathroom
I’m glad George got his proper comeuppance! Taking other people’s property into the bathroom with you is just wrong on so many levels.
You're gonna love the library!
It's one of the few times he DOES get proper comeuppance. It's so rare for these Seinfeld characters until the finale.
I was at my local library, which has a coffee shop and a woman was walking around, reaching into her pant to scratch herself then touching a bunch of books.
Good lord.
Yowsers! Was she hot??
I mean Kramer for example got one when he took the lobsters when they went to the Hamptsons. And he had to pick up trash and such.
Oh George 😂
If the book helps him go, why doesn't George just keep it in his own bathroom and look at it while doing his business? lol
It's the principal of the matter.
4:54 George thinking he’s fooling anyone looking like that lmao
Big deal then about a book in the bathrooom, now most of us take our phones with us.
I love how the bookstore has an LP team....these days you're lucky if it's one guy🤔🤔
I had a colleague tell me she hated Seinfeld. (It was at the height of popularity at the time).
Why? I asked.
"Because all the people are so horrible". She said.
"That's why it's funny" i said!
- Yes...Uncle Leo😂 This episode is loaded with great lines❤
Swarm! Swarm! 😂
They cut out the best bit at the end where the book starts to drop out of his coat and he says “GuH….JERRY!” Hahaha
"Oh yeah? Well the bookstore called, and they're running outta YOU!!"
"May I ask, what do you read in the bathroom?" "I don't read in the bathroom." "Well, aren't you something?" Lol
he should have left the book in the bathroom and then left the store
And let's face it, the store would put it right back onto the shelf.
@@god0fgames100 lol so true
So many lines from this episode I try to use IRL when I can:
"Bio-Hazard coming thru!"
"Well aren't YOU something."
"What do you want to hear?"
"Swarm, Swarm, SWARM!"
People take their phones into the bathroom all the time and nobody bats an eye 😂
Perhaps because it’s theirs? What George did was bring someone’s else property into an unsanitary room, and then he tried to put it back next to the more sanitary books. That’s why it was a big deal.
That’s disgusting
"here I come"! LOL
SWARM! SWARM!
Poor George 😂
Rebecca Demornay, threatening to punch George in the brain is priceless 😂😂😂😂
I spent many hours at barnes and noble reading up on national parks before a road trip back in the day!!!
I'm a Barnes and Noble best customer where I buy my books and I'm curious if I take a book into the bathroom, will it be flagged and I have to buy it?
It would've been hilarious if George tried to throw away the book and the garbage men refused to take it! 😂
That would have been good! It sucks they didnt think of that. But too late, its head cannon for me now, forever.
Every iphone been used in bathroom without washing hand
It’s theirs, at least, whereas that book wasn’t George’s.
That’s disgusting
iPhone users don't wash their hands?
George is so pathetic. "Not underpants" "Bio Hazard coming through" LOL!
Swarm SWARM!
George thinks they wouldn’t be suspicious of a book that hadn’t been purchased. After he already knows they flag and keep records of their books
The cashier at the bookstore is the same one that played Deacon's wife Kelly on The King Of Queens.
Kind of a b….
And Stevie’s mom in Malcom in the Middle
That’s like $185 in today’s money
I'm going to give more of my business to Brentano's 😄
George and bathroom related incidents... He should be glad he atleast remembered putting his shirt back on.
Crazy how nowadays we take cellphones to the bathroom and its normal lol
George. The Bane of existence
🤣
that episode made me laughed so hard...I never get tired of this episode!!!
DeMornay does not play. She will straight cut a b|+c]-[. 🤣
"Simmer down " lol
Great friend Jerry is!
Yeah, Uncle Leo is lucky to have a caring nephew like Jerry! ❤
"What do you want to hear?"... I use that line all the time with my wife and daughter... lol
2:53 just noticed steven seagal looks a lot like george
I wonder if this is when Deacon met Kelly.
Wait a second. This book has been in a bathroom.
The cashier is the same woman Kelly from king of queens
They couldn't find a better fitting character who works in a bookstore then this guy 4:47, he just doesn't look real😂
1:24 Is this before she met Deacon?
It was during the time she left him to “find herself “
Elaine: Alright! everyone clear! bio-hazard coming through! clear! clear!! at 2:40 LOL
I'm going in!
Didn’t George come out of Jerry’s bathroom once buttoning up his shirt? That little guy is not very hygienic.
My toothbrush is in the bathroom...
4:56 THAT GUY SWARM SWARM