so where do you mention the 100 shiet problems this game has? the game *permanently* changing windows display settings to 60hz? forced overclocking of the GPU (+350mhz +110 watt for me)? endless blackscreens and bluescreens. enemies spawning outside of map so that you have to reload previous checkpoint? horrible balancing issues in nightmare mode. did you play the game on easy mode? 3/10
WHY ARE YOU HERE?! Just a couple of days ago i saw you on the Video of the noragami aragato opening song, yesterday in a fairy tail Video, also yesterday in a Video absolut climbing and today here, wtf 😂
@@whydef269 Why are you asking me? I dunno.. But it did happen to me on couple of other videos all over YT. They've introduced I guess a new algorithm that screens for specific words and deletes comments containing such words. That's my guess.
@@RealRanton You must physically defeat ACG after his training, and then nod your head in silent approval. "Sup ... master." [ACG passes away, fails to hit 1 million subscribers, and gets reincarnated as a dog that you buy]
Don't call them demons. Demon can be an offensive term, refer to them as mortally challenged. Don't call Ranton a demon. Demon can be an offensive term, refer to him as morally challenged
@@marving.8868 What he says does not really make sense in the context... but I will do a literal translation based on what I think he says: Khuch bool: Say something Abhi nahi bolte hain na: Why dont you say something/respond now? (Common translation would be more in line with "I dont ask of ask of you right now" but this is based on context) sale: general slang when referring to people, more of a toned down version of asshole. Typing this I realized, it kinda makes sense in this context lol.
Any other reviewer: Yeah, there are some problems with the game Everyone: Excuse me, do you have brain damage Ranton: There is a problem with the game Everyone: We totally 100% agree with you
Anakin Skywalker Worst enemy in the damn game. For me, the first encounter was harder than the icon of sin. I think I’ve died more to the marauder than the Icon of sin.
Ranton is literally one of the best reviewers, comedians and literally so underrated. Bro, you are so talented, it’s unbelievable. Keep up the good work, wish you all the best g👍🏼.
They actually changed it to have the cooldowns closer to the crosshair in a later update so there is a non-zero chance that one of the devs watched this vid and thought it was a good idea
GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear jerry
0:18 You know, I never, ever expected to hear an Afrikaans swearword on TH-cam. I guess I should have expected it from Ranton! When and where did you learn that one if I may ask?? My mind is BLOVN right nau
I think they had a boss every 3rd or more level is so they could introduce gameplay mechanics in the first level, and in the second level they could combine these mechanics, and in the third level you'll have some indication of how to deal with the boss. In the first few levels you learn about the extra abilities like dashing and blood punch which are good against the upcoming doom hunter boss. For the marauder, they start teaching about distancing and weapon choice against monsters since being more efficient with demons helps dealing with multiple types of demons at the same time. I just think because the game has a lot of new things in it, that it will take its time to teach and quiz the player so they may be ready for a novel experience against bosses.
@@FoxUnitNell the problem with this review is that ranton is speaking from a consumer's point of view, he's not a game developer or a game deisgner so his "problem" with the game is either there for a reason or changing it might mess with the flow of the game
True. But also, we have to understand what makes Doom Eternal tick, and it's simple. It's the 360 degree combat, resource management and movement. So having one enemy to focus on will almost never work.
3:57 nowadays you can actually change it in the settings that you have the cool down of ice, frag and flame thrower near the crosshair Edit: grammar errors fixed.
so i just bought the old gods expansions on the autumn steam sale, and uhh bro.. they actually put indicators by the crosshairs !!! do you think one of the devs actually saw this review?! or is it coincidence
1:09 “I know it’s hard to understand mit deinem kreisförmigen Stammbaum” “I know it’s hard to understand with your circular family tree” 1:13 “Aber es wird hier nichts dran rütteln!” “But nothing on this will be shake [sic]” a reference to this meme from German TV: th-cam.com/video/TDEpLi-9WU8/w-d-xo.html 1:33 SPRITZKRIEG a portmanteau of “Blitzkrieg” (lightning war, a German WW2 tactic) and “spritzen” (to spurt or splash) 2:05 “Wallah, you will die” Wallah is Arabic for “I swear by God” and has become common slang in Germany due to Muslim immigrants. 3:31 “Motorsäga” [sic] Motorsäge = Chainsaw 3:41 “Hackfleischexplosionen” “minced meat explosions” 3:58 “Checkst du’s? Hoah man!” “You get it? Hoah man!” 5:06 “Dämoneninvasion” “demon invasion” 5:33 “Signaturmove” “signature move” 7:32 “Bitte? Danke!” “Please? Thank you!” 7:37 “Halt die Fresse!” “Shut up!” 8:08 “Ja das- Frauen können das au- auch.” “Yes that- women can do that t- too.” [sic] 9:12 “Stativ” “tripod” 10:02 “Tschüssi!” “Bye-bye!” 10:06 “Scheiße!” “Shit!”
When I see Ranton enthusiastically reviewing Doom Eternal, this scene popped up in my head: One fine day in hell ... The demons caught the Doomslayer having a bath (in a lake of hellfire?). Demons: Ha, the Slayer is unarmed! Get him! Doomslayer: (Grins, stands up and starts doing Shaolin Kungfu stretches ...)
0:20 did he say "Poes klap"? (pronounced 'poos klup') That'd be dope since that's an Afrikaans word directly translated to "Cunt slap". Basically hitting someone with all your might. Which is a pretty good way to describe DOOM Eternal!
YO! This is the new Main Channel with Daily Ranton Uploads! 🚀
I'd recommend these videos to my mom if you could stop making fun of her for 5 minutes.
lmao!!!🤣
So when the sky turns into bubble gum then? Should be like 3 days from now?
I laughed so loud
He's just stating the facts, don't blame him
😂😂😂😂😂
Ahh, this is the Ranton I've missed.
Isnogood12 the insane amount of enthusiasm from him is awesome
His recent videos have been top tier though
this is the Rantoni pepperoni fried bologna, spicy cheroni ive missed
so where do you mention the 100 shiet problems this game has? the game *permanently* changing windows display settings to 60hz? forced overclocking of the GPU (+350mhz +110 watt for me)? endless blackscreens and bluescreens. enemies spawning outside of map so that you have to reload previous checkpoint? horrible balancing issues in nightmare mode. did you play the game on easy mode?
3/10
@@Killatomate85 theres a difference between the game and bugs this is why ranton is the best reviewer. bugs will get fixed so why focus on them?
The biggest problem with Doom Eternal:
The game ends and it's not actually eternal.
@@ScorpionF1RE_USA he ain't wrong mate
This is the third video I found you on today, as if Justin Y. Wasn't enough
Hahah a Hiding In My Room fan
WHY ARE YOU HERE?! Just a couple of days ago i saw you on the Video of the noragami aragato opening song, yesterday in a fairy tail Video, also yesterday in a Video absolut climbing and today here, wtf 😂
i.... cant argue with that...
There's more editing in 30 seconds here than in the entire Avengers Endgame
Yes but actually no
@@elmaxo1591 no u
@@samlovescoding no, no, he's right
But still a lot less editing than in Taken 3
I only chose to learn German in uni to understand Rantoni's German jokes.
now you need to learn russian too now
It's really worth it
Please translate for us retards
Well you also gotta know chinese, russian, spanish, and apparently now Indian... and I swear to god he once said something in Jamaican
And now Italian
Ranton: "I don't understand why people can't understand numbered ratings"
Also Ranton: "10/7"
Never thought I'd be okay with being insulted by a fast speaking Asian-German...German-Asian? *A fast speaking man*
Germasian dude
Connor Quarmby he’s Asian of German nationality
Assgerm man, assgerm..
@@neroarchangel did my comment get removed???
@@whydef269 Why are you asking me? I dunno.. But it did happen to me on couple of other videos all over YT. They've introduced I guess a new algorithm that screens for specific words and deletes comments containing such words. That's my guess.
Why do I have a feeling that he could be a perfect pink guy
My goodness, you're right.
Nah man, ranton is ranton.
Charaykee Shilla on some real shit
Because he is asian too
He’s orange guy. An acquaintance of Pink Guy
"Are you talking about yourself?" - literally died there
Same pfp gang
@@kr3lla153 we can start a movement
@@_Zarya oof
@@_Zarya Where is your pfp from?
"literally"
Memes ✔️
Quality Editing ✔️
Trevor James ✔️
ACG Reference ✔️
7/10 Reference ✔️
God, I have missed you...
Lmao what was the actual score??
@@rastivicyco2661 Ask ranton cause I don't fuckin know either lol
@@rastivicyco2661 10/7
I dont watch ACG but it seems like a normal channel, whats the problem?
What the ACG reference? I've watched some of his reviews
I hope ACG travels to Shaolin Temple, trains for several years, becomes a disciple, just so that ACG and Rantoni can have a final Shaolin Showdown
Epic
@@RealRanton That'll be dope as hell.
@@RealRanton You must physically defeat ACG after his training, and then nod your head in silent approval. "Sup ... master." [ACG passes away, fails to hit 1 million subscribers, and gets reincarnated as a dog that you buy]
You speak italian just like a real italian: You swear 98% of the time. I love it!
You cant just shoot a hole in the surface of mars!
Doomguy: ohne viel reden, haval, gib mir köftespieß, und handy, ich brauch ein handy
Autobahn
und dann noch ein ayran, so all u can drink mäßig
Kolbstraße. Einfach nur ein Köfte-Spieß.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😵😵😵😵😧😧😧
Wot
I love how both his chinese and german are so prominent that you really can't tell which one is more powerful but they somehow still work like a charm
He's half so he's neither.
he even speaks hindi like how?
This is what ADHD feels like
Don't call them demons. Demon can be an offensive term, refer to them as mortally challenged.
Don't call Ranton a demon. Demon can be an offensive term, refer to him as morally challenged
I prefer just “challenged”
@@ripsessionkites agreed
I prefer my hell species as "fire benders" or "Ben's [insert number]
Blasphemy
Don't call him out on being everywhere. That's quite offensive, refer to him as mustachely challenged
7:26 OMFG I'm an indian and he literally started speaking hindi LMAO.
This guy is Crack ON CRACK.
Best thing I'll watch before going to sleep.
What did he say?
I was like how does he know 😂😂😂😂
@@marving.8868 What he says does not really make sense in the context... but I will do a literal translation based on what I think he says:
Khuch bool: Say something
Abhi nahi bolte hain na: Why dont you say something/respond now? (Common translation would be more in line with "I dont ask of ask of you right now" but this is based on context)
sale: general slang when referring to people, more of a toned down version of asshole.
Typing this I realized, it kinda makes sense in this context lol.
lmao you are indian
F
Yeah, he keeps speaking Turkish too. Makes u wonder how many different languages this single man knows.
3:54 I like how they actually implemented this
Here's a fun game:
Take a shot every time Ranton uses an epileptic seizure inducing edit.
yeah um, I value my life
Cant, I'm too busy having seizures from rantonis edits
Ded olredy
I became an alcoholized idiotttttt aftehat gaammmeeee
Fumes started leaking out my eye sockets
This man’s ability to have clips and memes to sync up with nearly everything he has to say is indescribable
Thank yaw
Ranton you replied, is this what it is like to be Shaolin?
Any other reviewer: Yeah, there are some problems with the game
Everyone: Excuse me, do you have brain damage
Ranton: There is a problem with the game
Everyone: We totally 100% agree with you
Maraunder is cancer
and thats it
Probably because we already know he has brain damage.
Anakin Skywalker
Worst enemy in the damn game. For me, the first encounter was harder than the icon of sin. I think I’ve died more to the marauder than the Icon of sin.
bigevilworldwide1
... that’s what the cheats are for my guy.
@bigevilworldwide1 you're too young to die....
Imagine being his wife and watching all this crap live, lmao.
My mind can't bear that much
Hahaha
@Droplet Cloud Uh. He wasn't calling out his wife. The fuck are you on about?
@Droplet Cloud you are one special human
@@r3tr0_r3dux_2 maybe he used google translate
0:56 ok, that one got me
Random Guy: So Rantoni how many languages do you speak?
Rantoni: All of them.
Random Guy: What you cant speak all the...
Rantoni: ALL OF THEM!!!
There indeed has not been a better time for a “Global Poesklap”. Rofl Rantoni. 🤣
Bruh, us Afrikaans bois are real happy about that.
Rantoni the Tokoloshe
@@jared3298 Ja Jy het nie n fokken idee nie!!!!!!!
Yoooooooooooooooo, when I heard POESKLAP, i died man 😂💀
4:05 how the teacher reacts when you dont answer correctly
If this is rantoni sober.just imagine rantoni on coke.lmao
martin martin he is coke
The drink he’s not on drugs drugs are on him
@Noble Phantazm its a joke..you do understand that?right?
@Noble Phantazm r/whoosh
Never heard of this guy, subbed after 1 minute, this style of editing is actually 🔥
Man go watch all his videos then!
Some hilarious shit and some serious aswel.
Go cry me a river
italian too mongoloide
Has a lot of Latin-american accent too
The OG Mr. Worldwide
@@shenglongx and there was some Italian in there
You forgot italian
7:27 when a demon invades the Slayer's privacy
Doom Eternal is more legendary than JaCK sPaRoW 😂
Or as Salazar would say: _Djak Sparroh_
3:53 and they listened!
Ranton is literally one of the best reviewers, comedians and literally so underrated. Bro, you are so talented, it’s unbelievable. Keep up the good work, wish you all the best g👍🏼.
Gay
4:49 I see Rantoni has been playing some Yakuza. Lol
Hold on, are you telling me they put visual cues near the crosshair because of you? Because I didn't even know they didn't use to be there.
1:00 you gave me a heart attack. I though Ranton was gonna jump from the screen and grab me. O_O
He goes off when its games but stays pure when its monk stuff, Gotta love the attitude
I'm still baffled that this man was a Shaolin Deciple.
They actually changed it to have the cooldowns closer to the crosshair in a later update so there is a non-zero chance that one of the devs watched this vid and thought it was a good idea
"This game is Uzbekistan"
That's all I needed to hear
I don't know what's more infectious, Ranton's humour and editing style or COVID
Rantoni mcloni no covi
I just imagine Rantoni laughing at himself at night when editing the video.
Everyone: Hyped for Doom Eternal!!!
Me: Time to wait for Ranton's video on the game
It's so much funnier when you know the german memes😂
And the Afrikaans ones
I disagree, i dont know them and i find it way funnier
@@SulamanjansulttaaniI don't say it isn't funny when you don't know them, but it's funnier when you do.
@@sevbay9975 Thats exactly what im saying
@@Sulamanjansulttaani no
"Doom looks dull, mindless, not enough depth". "Are you talking about yourself" 🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Ranton: *sEbAsTiAn*
The one viewer named Sebastian: 6:37
Ranton uploads
Me: This is where the fun begins!
GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear jerry
Crazy to think the developers actually listened and updated the UI in the dlc. Wp Ranton
3:50 I litteraly spit out my food while laughing...
Ranton is the best TH-camr
It’s too short. That is Doom Eternal’s biggest fault.
You're right, it does have a big problem about false advertising. It doesn't last forever
6:33 of all the jokes this is what gets me?
"ABER ES WIRD SICH HIER NICHTS DRAN RÜTTELN!!"
Ich bin am verrecken XDDDDDD
Hahahah der kam echt unerwartet
Javier BelaCruz hmmm yes Nien to you too sir
0:16 When he throws the cheese. 😂😂 Hilarious.
0:18 You know, I never, ever expected to hear an Afrikaans swearword on TH-cam. I guess I should have expected it from Ranton! When and where did you learn that one if I may ask?? My mind is BLOVN right nau
Poesklap🤣
AWeh :) XD
Blink and youll miss 50 hours of editing. God damn, whoever the editor is they need a raise.
He is the editor
He does it himself 🤷🏼♂️😁
He actually does it himself XDDDD.
1:00 I’m just saying this gave me quite the fright and I feel attacked
this dude will randomly say a joke in every language in the world
I don’t even watch for the review. The amount of creativity and mentions from either memes or movies is amazing. The best editing I’ve EVER SEEN.
Same.
same
Knowing him from his shaolin videos,I thought he would be a calm person like a shaolin.Turns out I was wrong and I like him more now.No homo tho.
Sure sure Milos ;)
quick summary: every level needs a bossfight.
and items in the crosshair
I think they had a boss every 3rd or more level is so they could introduce gameplay mechanics in the first level, and in the second level they could combine these mechanics, and in the third level you'll have some indication of how to deal with the boss. In the first few levels you learn about the extra abilities like dashing and blood punch which are good against the upcoming doom hunter boss. For the marauder, they start teaching about distancing and weapon choice against monsters since being more efficient with demons helps dealing with multiple types of demons at the same time. I just think because the game has a lot of new things in it, that it will take its time to teach and quiz the player so they may be ready for a novel experience against bosses.
@@FoxUnitNell the problem with this review is that ranton is speaking from a consumer's point of view, he's not a game developer or a game deisgner so his "problem" with the game is either there for a reason or changing it might mess with the flow of the game
True. But also, we have to understand what makes Doom Eternal tick, and it's simple. It's the 360 degree combat, resource management and movement. So having one enemy to focus on will almost never work.
@@dreamchild7378 ik i beat the game and dlc on ultra nightmare
"Become the order in the mess."
Love that quote
Most chaotic man I’ve ever seen and I love it.
2:04 “wallahi you will die”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:17 his wife very trying to hold back while recording him 😂
Its honestly amazing how much knowledge must Ranton posses to make such awesome editing+jokes without making it over the top or repeatable. i love it
7:13 SSSSSSTEN! out of TSEVEN!
4:50 This crazy man just threw in a damn yakuza 7 reference! Best youtuber on my list!
2:33 how is this song called
Amo Aller Amos
Are you talking about your shelf
I'm italian and I feel like my life is complete everytime you say something in italian please never stop
Average youtube content: Lawful good
Your content: C H A O T I C E V I L
3:57 nowadays you can actually change it in the settings that you have the cool down of ice, frag and flame thrower near the crosshair
Edit: grammar errors fixed.
"take that minority" did I see regret after that. 1:36
8:46 "Linus TOUCH Tips"
so i just bought the old gods expansions on the autumn steam sale, and uhh bro.. they actually put indicators by the crosshairs !!! do you think one of the devs actually saw this review?! or is it coincidence
4:50 Ranton how did you know about this obscure Yakuza 7 reference I thought you didn't like Yakuza
From 0:30 to 0:35 was so fucking funny got me to genuinely laugh good to see these reviews again rantoni
0:30
As an Indonesian, this cracks me up
Omg yes! He’s also not wrong tho
Tapi itu nasi goreng apaan?
Maap saya anak kos, kurang pengetahuan
@@Frdnnd Perbandingan aja antara Hermann Goering (perwira n@z1 Jerman) sama Nasi Goreng
When Ranton says 3 word in italian:
My italian donk: " i'm going up "
Honestly i don’t even come for the games.. i just care about his reviews and extremely cool editing! 😂
100%
The way I think about doom not having traditional bosses is because you are the boss, and the music follows you.
me coming back to watch these videos when I feel like nothing is going right and laughing at the funny chinese man thank you ranton
As an Italian viewer, the use of Italian words, used in the right way, greatly amuses me.
Keep up the great work, man.
È bravissimo
1:09 “I know it’s hard to understand mit deinem kreisförmigen Stammbaum”
“I know it’s hard to understand with your circular family tree”
1:13 “Aber es wird hier nichts dran rütteln!”
“But nothing on this will be shake [sic]”
a reference to this meme from German TV:
th-cam.com/video/TDEpLi-9WU8/w-d-xo.html
1:33 SPRITZKRIEG
a portmanteau of “Blitzkrieg” (lightning war, a German WW2 tactic) and “spritzen” (to spurt or splash)
2:05 “Wallah, you will die”
Wallah is Arabic for “I swear by God” and has become common slang in Germany due to Muslim immigrants.
3:31 “Motorsäga” [sic]
Motorsäge = Chainsaw
3:41 “Hackfleischexplosionen”
“minced meat explosions”
3:58 “Checkst du’s? Hoah man!”
“You get it? Hoah man!”
5:06 “Dämoneninvasion”
“demon invasion”
5:33 “Signaturmove”
“signature move”
7:32 “Bitte? Danke!”
“Please? Thank you!”
7:37 “Halt die Fresse!”
“Shut up!”
8:08 “Ja das- Frauen können das au- auch.”
“Yes that- women can do that t- too.” [sic]
9:12 “Stativ”
“tripod”
10:02 “Tschüssi!”
“Bye-bye!”
10:06 “Scheiße!”
“Shit!”
3:11 ? What is that from
This man is a international treasure and must be protected at all costs.
1:34 Discombobulate!!!
When I see Ranton enthusiastically reviewing Doom Eternal, this scene popped up in my head:
One fine day in hell ...
The demons caught the Doomslayer having a bath (in a lake of hellfire?).
Demons: Ha, the Slayer is unarmed! Get him!
Doomslayer: (Grins, stands up and starts doing Shaolin Kungfu stretches ...)
0:20 did he say "Poes klap"? (pronounced 'poos klup')
That'd be dope since that's an Afrikaans word directly translated to "Cunt slap". Basically hitting someone with all your might. Which is a pretty good way to describe DOOM Eternal!
It's Dutch too.
lekker
He mentions the tokoloshi right after that, so it feels more Afrikaans in context.
Awe klink so ja😭😂
"Take that minority!" -America
Never had so many wtf moments with any youtuber besides you and i only watched a couple of your vids hahaha so funny
The editing in these videos is so brilliant it truly is art.
0:12 This is what we need on "Rantoni Remembers"
That part is just brilliant. The BARS! Never had a joke about my mom, made me laugh so much XD
1:38 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I FIND THIS FUCKING HILARIOUS BECAUSE I WAS CONVINCED I WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO WATCH THAT FUCKING PS5 VIDEO 😂
The amount of effort and editing is absolutely mind blowing, keep being awesome man.
Playing Doom Eternal feels like watching a Rantoni video no cap
You legit miss like 12 edits if you blink
0:04 the Doom Slayer when he sees demons
0:33 never expect my country gonna be mentioned on this channel...
3:43 his ego getting in the way always cracks me up
TH-cam recommended this to me...this may be the first time TH-cam has recommended me a good video