Brendan desperately wants to tell the world that he's gay but he is terrified of the reaction so he subliminally comes out on a comedy stage as a way to release the tension.
i'm lowkey convinced that he is deeply in the closet with how much he hates his wife and how happy he seems to get when he's "jokingly" hitting on all these men
so glad that nick, a great non-criminal, went through the effort of hiring a brendan schaub impersonator and an audience just so we could experience the show like he did.
It’s a page from the Republican/right wing play book: Flirt with the idea of racism/homophobia/sexism but use euphemism and other avenues to criticize it without outing themselves because they don’t want to deal with the backlash. It’s the same corny sht with people saying “let’s go Brandon”. Just say you don’t like Joe Biden. Schaub does this because a good number of his fan base comes from the Joe Rogan’s fanbase, and he’s leaning his fat cruise ship towards those right wing waters.
Brendan Schaub is confidently doing that thing where men tell so many homophobic gay jokes that it rolls around into being homoerotic... dude... it's okay if you wanna sleep with a man. You don't need to make bad, homophobic jokes about it, you can just try it out.
Fr, like, most homophobic men aren't lgbtq with internalised homophobia. But Brendan has blurred the line into homoeroticism, so many of his jokes revolve around him being attracted to or fucking men.
That’s what his fans and paid bot accounts don’t get: We’re not obsessed with him. It’s just too damn funny and intriguing to not watch this damn dumpster fire. And Schaub is a guy who deserves all the shit he gets.
i truly can’t believe people paid to see him perform ever even once, true evidence that no matter how bad something is it’ll always have at least one fan
I honestly believe it’s due to the whole podcast era. Podcasts have made people famous and notorious just from talking, and with the UFC and Hoe Rogan connections, Schaub became a popular guy off of the podcast. I feel more many standup comics, the fans of the podcast pay to go see them and the comedy portion is just whatever to them. They don’t care about quality especially when they’re out and drinking. With Schaub, I feel like those are mostly dingus fans of the podcast who think he’s funny in podcast format.
Seeing Brendan Schaub do standup has finally given me the confidence to write my own standup jokes out of spite - a thing that I have been putting off for YEARS because I feared I wouldn't be funny. Good to know that no matter what I write, I'll always be funnier than Brendan Schaub. Thanks, Nick!
“His name was Harlan Williams” introducing him to the world, man I feel old I didn’t think Harlan Williams needed an introduction, I’m only 33 jeez this is wild 🤯
Are you telling me that Brendan Schaub, THE gringo papi still isn’t funny? I refuse to believe this blasphemy!! I laugh *at* Brendan all the time. Like isn’t it so funny they put his set last for the night after most people cleared out? COMEDIC GENIUS!
Well they don't want Joe Rogan's Make a Wish kid to cry to papa Rogan that the Improv is cancelling him, but they also don't want to drive people away from the place for having on unbelievably awful 'comedians'.
HAHAAHHA He really should make a video blaming Rogan for giving all these guys the ability to cut in line. Getting an hour special after less than 10 live performances. So many unfunny dudes on youtube that have carpet bombed youtube with their podcasts. Good material to fall asleep to but I don't want them to get the views thinking that people actual watch.
nick likes to torture himself for our entertainment, and i think he really deserves a goddamn round of applause for that. thank you nick for this poop shoot you slid yourself thru for us
@@matguerra333 why the fuck would i want nick to not have money? you’re assuming i want little nick to not have money? hell no, and i’ll keep leaving comments like this on his videos because nicki snot is amazing & ppl like u don’t have something that makes u as happy and as at peace as me sitting down to watch a nick is not green video sooo
He reminds me on Norm McDonald and Jim Gaffigan. No real reason or rhyme but it just works. Very silly and just in a different world than the rest of us
@@josefuentes9888 jim gaffigan for sure is a normal comedy. IF ur thinking about how he pretends to be an audience member listening to his joke is the weirdest it gets.
i agreed with you on williams, and we all have our right to have our own opinions anyways nonetheless, i hope u take time to heal after that experience with schaub, u need it fr 😭😭
Don't sleep on Harlan Williams. He's a "silly wholesome" comedian that deserves praise imo. If you watch his specials, he has a unique sense of humor, but its very inviting. 10/10 guy! Also, not "some old white guy"- he's well versed in the acting world!
A lot of comedians make up their stories for the bit or just to use the blown out of proportion style story for the punch line, but the difference between those comedians and Brendan is that Brendan has never made a good joke
Yeah I don't get why he get hung up on the stories being fake or whatever, it doesn't really matter imo it's whether his jokes are funny or if he's problematic
Nick's gripe isn't with that the stories are fake, he already said it's common in stand up to tell fake stories. The issue is with how easy it is to fact check and prove that the stories brendan tells are fake. Brendan's story about an OJ tweet being pinned on his own twitter is a prime example of that. Literally anyone in the audience on the night could have gone to Brendan's twitter and immediately see that he was lying. But yes, like you say, if the joke was funny, it wouldn't have mattered.
@@poplikid3306 my thoughts as well. Most comedians fabricate stuff. But you don’t leave those shows thinking “wow, that dude sure made a lot of stuff up,” because they at least bother to not to be so obvious about it.
Yeah, it’s less important that the tweets are fake and more important that the fake tweets aren’t funny. When you exaggerate for a bit or joke, it needs to be worth it. That’s what he really failed at.
That’s THE most Brandon thing. Then he aggressively thanked all the previous comics for opening for him. But he probably said “I owe you one now.” They we’re like for what? And he’s like “cause you opened for me.” But normal people are not redacted enough to be like “no, no I didn’t”. They will react like a normal person and say “no problem” and keep it moving.
I totally get why you say this and why you feel it, but I only have one question in response, are we sure Schaub is capable of.... well, almost intelligent thoughts? Albeit, terrible in a moral sense, or social sense, that would be a pretty clever way to do things, selfish and many other descriptive words, sure, but, clever, and I dunno about you guys, but assigning the adjective 'clever' to anything related to Brendon is just no beuno for me lol.
“was Brendan’s tardiness because he fell into a time machine” just got more laughter from me than the entirety of Schaub’s career, I nearly cried. I’m here after you announced the personal emergency so hope all is well and you can get back to making great work, should be proud!
Also, I know it’s been said already but, I’ve literally had a stalker for years so I can 100% guarantee that they wouldn’t have told you who worked there and if the did it would not be what they are supposed to do.
Unfortunately in my experience most places don't actually do what they're supposed to. When I worked at Walmart people would regularly tell strangers who was working there
@@elias6570 he definitely trying to steal the ISO’s gig , I think we all have known a brendan in our lives , the lame guy who steals other peoples personalities and has no self awareness it’s so awkward
As someone who works at a restaurant if anyone calls and asks if "___" works there I always say I don't know. People have stalkers. We're taught to never give out people's schedules or confirm if someone works there.
@@Geedi92 He made it clear he knows comedians make shit up. However, most try to do it believably. Suspending the reality takes people out of the story. Brendan sucks and tries to pass his stories off as real. It's been like this for years. It's not funny when you know the comedian lies all the time and makes up shitty jokes, regardless.
Yeah it’s so wild how after he’s made soooo many Latino stereotypes aimed at his own wife, the only name he could come up with was a stereotypical Mexican name. Strange how his brain works huh 🥴
Harlan made fun of me for scratching my beard at the Comedy Store .. it was random, but he was actually making everyone laugh. He's pretty funny imo. I laughed. It kinda worked, just the silliness.
Was that guy acting in that baywatch parody type of series? Or atleast in that series there was a lot of scenes on the beach, and that guy looks like the fella in it
Nah Brendan called the guy Enrique bc it’s a Latin American name and he lovessssss using Latin American people as the butt of a joke HAHHAHAHAHAHAH ISNT THAT SO FUNNY YAKNOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE IS MEXICAN
12:40 the only time he managed to make the audience laugh was when he was telling a joke made by his mother and not by him, in my opinion that is funnier than any of the jokes he told
That poor person who answered the phone and had to tell you there was no Enrique sounded SO fed up, I could hear the eye roll through the phone. Bless them, I hope someone tips them well on their next shift.
Yeah I honestly don't think it was necessary for him to call the place to fact check someone he mentioned in a joke, I don't think it really mattered either way if the guy in his joke is real
@@frezling2442 i mean that call probably isn't going to completely ruin their day, they would probably just think it was stupid or even laugh it off and think it was a weird call
@@luxuryseaviewvillas6744 we know who you are. You're commenting on everyone's shit to antagonize them and start unnecessary arguments. Leave. No one asked for your opinion.
Honestly this kids a square, I doubt he’s ever made anyone laugh in his life. Considering he had to grab and snip parts of Harlan’s set from an entirely different location instead of recording it is telling. With that being said, kids absolutely spot on about Schaub, he’s terrible but it’s not like making a video criticizing Schaub at this point is anything special, in fact this videos commentary was almost as unfunny as Schaub. Almost.
@@idontreadreplies1804 Yeah man as much as don't want to defend Brendan Schaub of all people but this dude is so lame. Next he's gonna beg his subscribers to mass report Schaub and get him kicked off YT like he did to that other guy. So lame.
If you call to ask if someone works somewhere, they almost always say “nope” for privacy reasons that you probably agree with. It’s a domestic violence/stalking issue. You could still totally be right that he’s lying. Sorry to be an *actually* person in the comments, you’re doing great!
Who tf just says “nope” bro that’s some clinically online shit I’ve never had someone say no if they actually worked there lol like maybe if you’re an absolute creep but normal folks usually just get an honest answer. If people are telling you no out of fear of being DV or stalked you’re probably giving off bad vibes.
I hate seeing all the bots in the comments tho it’s even worse on IG where you can’t find a single real person sometimes 🤦🏾♀️ I meant bots not boys lol 😂
@@trevorandrew8726 it's literally illegal in some places, including where I live, to call a place of employment and ask about whether someone works there. Unless they're you're emergency contact, or otherwise listed somewhere on your employee info, or like- a public figure attached to the company. But like, bAd ViBeS are more important than someone's safety in their workplace, I guess?
@@robbiirvine1038 ahhh I just finished the video, i understand now, I thought the comment was referring to an irl personal conversation between 2 human beings and the people are like “nah I don’t work there” like yo wtf lol but nah if you’re calling establishments to ask if someone works there you should be immediately on a watch list in my book.
the subreddit is ironically significantly funnier than Brendan could ever hope to be. I didn't know who he was until a few years ago and went on the subreddit, couldn't believe the creativity and genuine comedic talents of these folks committed to shitting on him. They're great, it's a wild place.
In fairness to harland williams that is his schtick - he's super weird/crazy/awkward - I could definitely see if you don't know of him how it could be an "experience" - but he is a pretty funny comedian if you watch his other stuff.
@@kaeteaux His wife died, and unfortunately he lost his mind afterwards. He used to be pretty chill and funny. Now he's just straight up "lol don't liberals fucking suck?!?!?!" And that's the punchline for every single joke he makes now
Harlan Williams is actually a hilarious comedian. Yes, he is weird but he’s usually not as off as the footage you showed. He’s been in some pretty funny TV shows and movies and I’m sure you’ve seen him before. He’s quite famous.
I feel like “lying” in comedy is generally more akin to “tall tales” like telling a story that is untrue or partly fabricated but more or less impossible/irrelevant for people who don’t know you to fact check. Like “oh when I was nine I had a fear of Mickey Mouse and my dad took me to Disneyland to try to get me to get over it and I shit my pants on splash mountain” or something, which could be invented whole cloth, but whether or not it’s real doesn’t matter.
It's not uncommon to hear comedians tell the same jokes twice or more, that's how they work it out and perfect it. But that usually stops once it makes it into a special, then they start on new material, so idk wtf he's doing
I was expecting him to tie in the grandfather/scarf advice “joke” with the Johnny Depp wears scarf/ therapist “joke”, but the joke is on me for expecting him to have even a whisper of writing skill
Not for nothing, but I've worked at a restaurant, if someone calls looking for someone, you tell them you don't know who that is. Don't know who is a stalker/crazy ex.
if Brendan’s legal team sees this its absolutely true. nick hired me to be in the fake audience and fake laugh. i was pretty impressed how accurate the impersonator was. he payed me in cheese curds from zaxbys
As someone who has seen a lot of stand up & touring comedians, he is not the only one who reuses jokes from specials. They ALL do. It’s just how being a stand up is. I recently saw Theo Von and I damn near knew the entire set myself cause it’s all on TH-cam from the last 5 years lol
Yeah I don't think people realise that comedians build up their jokes and repertoire through the years and thqt they kinda stick to everything that has proven to work. It's hard coming up with actual good comedian level jokes so I guess it makes sense they carry their proven jokes throughout their career.
I used to work at a comedy club here in LA thats not big on the map but we mostly had all the A list comedians I never heard them tell jokes from their specials if anything they used our place to practice for an up coming special but maybe its different for the smaller peoples
Nick, I would just like you to know that my cat is absolutely enthralled by your videos, and you are the first TH-camr I have watched that doesn’t make him turn off my phone.
Went to see him live after seeing your last shaub video. To see if it was “that bad” … it was AWFUL, 25 - 30 people and he would NOT stop staring at my girlfriend and made her and I feel extremely uncomfortable.
I hate Brendan Schaub as much as the next guy, but bro, it's a comedy act, not the nightly news. Comedians make up stories and/or change details to make a joke work. There's no "fact-checking" to see if the managers name or the restaurant are real....they aren't important. Also.....c'mon man, you don't know who Harlan Williams is?
The weird comedian's humor actually resonates with me. I've always connected personally with anti comedy and absurdism, because I've always felt that life itself is a kind of absurdism. I feel like comedy or any kind of art being confined to a certain formula like "verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge," or "set up, story, punch line" just defeats the purpose of that art. Even so, I'd still say Brendan is in the totally wrong business because he lacks genuine resonance with the art. It would be like if I disguised myself as a construction worker and showed up to a site downtown.
@@Julia-tk2em I keep wanting to get into his material but still haven't gotten around to it. I know the Hitchhiker's Guide is a classic, and I'd probably really enjoy it, though.
@@TheOceanBearer Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency is my personal favorite of his. It has also had two different television adaptations. The most current starring Elijah Wood.
@@Julia-tk2em oh, cool. I'm curious to see it. I've been wanting to find shows and films that resonate with me more because I get really bored of the same old tropes that nearly everything has. There's definitely something that stands out about this writer. I have limited streaming services, though, as that's all I can afford.
@@TheOceanBearer I absolutely recommend watching the Elijah Wood adaptation! I haven’t read Douglas Adams works (I own the Hitchhikers series but haven’t gotten around to reading it yet) but the Netflix adaptation of Dirk Gently’s is incredible and I almost cried when it got cancelled 😭
Not to defend Brendan Schaub or anything, but comedians completely fabricate stories for jokes all the time. Sometimes they're true, but a lot of jokes are just inspired by something that happened to them or that they saw. It shouldn't matter if it's true, just if it's funny. Just felt like a weird thing to focus on.
Yes right? I went to an acting school for 2 years . We had to do stage comedy amd the stories we would tell were many times not real or very exagerated and mofified versions of something that actially happened to us. It's theatre... it was expected to not be fully real it just has to be funny or entretaining as you say. I didnt know there is people who would see it as " a lie"
when he went “sir im gonna need you to imagine me naked” i genuinely laughed so hard thats the funniest thing an old man could say to a room full of californians
Yeah honestly I've seen him live a couple of times and it's always great. I love that absurd type of humour! I was AGHAST to hear him described the way he was in the video and had to run to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one 😅
This is so ironic, what a world we live in. Watching someone who is severely unaware of how unfunny he is bash someone so unaware of how unfunny he is.
I think that Harland Williams set looked hilarious. I love comedians who confidently do their own thing. If the audience doesn’t get it, that only makes it funnier.
yeah, i’ve seen a lot of people say that he’s a legend and it’s like absurdist comedy which i understand. the set i saw didn’t really work for me, but i can see why people enjoy it hahahaha
Must be some psychological thing, some conditioning or something, that makes people laugh at shitty jokes on live shows. I refuse to believe that someone enjoyed that
@@WhoamI-rl8ep they had several comedians go before him so people would be tired and boozed up. Its a cheap and dishonest way to get people to buy more food and drinks and be too drunk to care about how unfunny these jokes are. Even Nick had at least one drink because it was such a stupidly long set. Also him laughing is a cheap way for laughs because people tend to mimic (especially when they are too drunk to even know what's going on).
6:01 that’s what all restaurants say when they don’t recognize a voice. It’s an employee protection thing. I actually had my dad show up to my work once and my coworker came up to me like “there’s some weird dude asking about you do you know him?”. They’re a naturally suspicious folk.
The issue isn’t that his stories are fake; it’s that the stories aren’t funny, so he’s just lying for no reason. Dave Chappelle always makes up stories in his standup, but they’re all funny af, so no one cares.
OJ : I really wanted to slap some comedians who had bits about me and what happened. Brendan, apparently yearning for OJ's swift backhand : I hear you loud and clear.
Why doesn’t Brendan just ask himself whether maybe he’s at least bisexual and attracted to dudes in addition to his wife. I mean. I’m not saying he’s definitely closeted gay/bi, but I’m gay and his fixation sure seems weird to me.
I honestly don't care if some of the stories of a comedian are lies as long as they are funny and relatable but this guy is on another level of unfunny...
I don't like brendan shaub but you're calling a place to see if a guy named Enrique really worked there? You're being extra af lol. The funniest thing about this video is that you paid to see Brendan perform live
first time ive heard about this guy. the repeating, stumbling, laughing at himself, repeating jokes from specials, "wife bad" jokes etc. REALLY sounds like the biggest and worst german stand up comedian My fellow germans here definetly know who im talking about
Brenda basically just adapted the cadence and speech pattern from Rogan, the prancing around on stage is from Bryan Callen, proping up a story with lies but without including a single joke is from Bert Kreischer. There's probably more if you dig deeper. But it's safe to say that he has nothing to say as a comedian and just wrote down the cliff notes of what a comedian is supposed to do and sound like.
The old white dude comic was actually in a good amount of films in the 90s/early 2000s. Mostly small roles, but he was the star of a children’s movie that I went to see with my mom about him going to space with a monkey.
That first joke about being gay isn't all too original. Daniel Tosh did effectively the same bit. I'd accuse Brendan of stealing, but I'd never want to imply he's a comedy fan.
I saw him at the Improv a few months ago and I have never not laughed once before during a comedians set, and I’ve been to 50+ shows at least. Shit was so so terrible
Also an avid stand up watcher, and I have seen the best and worst just like you, and I have the same response, he is the ONLY comedian I've EVER watched a set for, and just not laugh ONCE at anything the comic is saying or doing, the few chuckles I get are from how awful and bland his commentary actually is, or chuckling at the absolute vacant brain the man seems to have lol. Every single one of his specials I have watched with a stone face, not because I hate Brendon, I don't know him, but he just... isn't... funny, like, at all, and I agree with practically everyone else, comedy isn't his thing at all, he's awful at it, in the interest of fairness, comedy is a hard ass goal to set out for, but it's just not for everyone, that's ok. But, I dislike a lot of different comedians for various reasons, Brendon is the only one I don't care for, that just can't make me laugh. Even Amy S. can make a decent joke sometimes that might make me chuckle on the premise of the joke alone, and I fucking despise that pig LOL.
do you think brendan knows that he can just… be gay. like he can get in a relationship and have sex with a man and play video games or hang out? hell he doesn’t even need to be gay, it sounds like he just wants friends
I will say that as a retail employee if i get a call from someone asking if a coworker is in, especially if its someone younger and a girl, i will lie out my teeth and say I’ve never heard of them in my life. Some people are crazy stalkers. its possible the restaurant lady was doing that
Dude Harlan Williams is Canadian Treasure. He was great in Half Baked. Haven’t ever watched his stand up though but the clip you played of his was way funnier then anything I’ve ever heard schwab say. Good video mate cheers.
@@candidcam1053 Right?! This is the first video of this creator I've ever seen, and he started by not understanding Harlan's comedy and I was like, should I turn this crap off
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love ur vids nick ❤🥰
@@kaylac7260 he def has to react to him lol
You look like a transgender Filipino girl
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Where did you get the "NOTICE no soliciting" bear trap rug(?) that you have behind you :)?
Brendan desperately wants to tell the world that he's gay but he is terrified of the reaction so he subliminally comes out on a comedy stage as a way to release the tension.
Like the Eminem scene from The Interview..
@@marios3202 nah that was real eminem is just gay
@@pippat73 fair
i'm lowkey convinced that he is deeply in the closet with how much he hates his wife and how happy he seems to get when he's "jokingly" hitting on all these men
Lmao insanely bold claim
so glad that nick, a great non-criminal, went through the effort of hiring a brendan schaub impersonator and an audience just so we could experience the show like he did.
nick green x nathan fielder crossover
@@user-sg6ww7ts6n id pay good money for that
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Gotta say though... That Brendan Schaub impersonator nailed it 😉
Brendan Schaub makes me feel like the entire comedy industry is in on a really long running joke that we aren't.
That literally is the case
That Bret guy too
The joke is Brendan Schaub, no one likes him he doesn’t even go on Joe Rogan anymore
Its not, it's literally just Joe Rogan dumping awful hacks into the comedy pool. Shaffir, Callen, Kreischer, Schaub...
i think brendan may be the really long running joke
This man is like the 40 year old embodiment of 14 year old “dark humor” but he’s too scared to actually make a racist, homophobic or sexist joke.
He's almost 40 lol
@@exavierobocanegra8092 he is ?
It’s a page from the Republican/right wing play book:
Flirt with the idea of racism/homophobia/sexism but use euphemism and other avenues to criticize it without outing themselves because they don’t want to deal with the backlash.
It’s the same corny sht with people saying “let’s go Brandon”. Just say you don’t like Joe Biden.
Schaub does this because a good number of his fan base comes from the Joe Rogan’s fanbase, and he’s leaning his fat cruise ship towards those right wing waters.
instead of racist, homophobic, or sexist jokes, he makes gay jokes and jokes that my grandpa wouldnt even understand cause they so old 💀
@@sunnysponge3210 I’m early to your comment
Brendan Schaub is confidently doing that thing where men tell so many homophobic gay jokes that it rolls around into being homoerotic... dude... it's okay if you wanna sleep with a man. You don't need to make bad, homophobic jokes about it, you can just try it out.
agreed. He made soooo many jokes about it that it makes him seem obsessed. He can't seem to get over how many attractive men there are.
Fr. No wonder he hates his wife so much /j
Fr, like, most homophobic men aren't lgbtq with internalised homophobia. But Brendan has blurred the line into homoeroticism, so many of his jokes revolve around him being attracted to or fucking men.
Its sorta giving internal homophobia …
P on me beat me homeherenow. Come try it out
Shout out to whoever said “I laughed harder when my dad died” on his subreddit, that’s the kind of energy I aspire to
Brendan Schaub is the living definition of a train crash. Everything he does makes me want to cover my eyes, yet I don't, I continue watching.
That’s what his fans and paid bot accounts don’t get:
We’re not obsessed with him. It’s just too damn funny and intriguing to not watch this damn dumpster fire.
And Schaub is a guy who deserves all the shit he gets.
Yeah… I still don’t know how he made me watch like over an hour worth of videos about him. It’s weirdly addicting and satisfying
Don't bring Trains into this.
Just don't give him any clicks/views
Like his “whiskey” American bourbon mixed with Japanese whiskey that blow hogan shilled and was heavily critiqued as shit by whiskey snobs
i truly can’t believe people paid to see him perform ever even once, true evidence that no matter how bad something is it’ll always have at least one fan
I can't believe people actually laughed at his "jokes", people truly got no taste in anything
I honestly believe it’s due to the whole podcast era.
Podcasts have made people famous and notorious just from talking, and with the UFC and Hoe Rogan connections, Schaub became a popular guy off of the podcast.
I feel more many standup comics, the fans of the podcast pay to go see them and the comedy portion is just whatever to them. They don’t care about quality especially when they’re out and drinking.
With Schaub, I feel like those are mostly dingus fans of the podcast who think he’s funny in podcast format.
Especially if it pushes anything of the right agenda
@@gabrielaharries8149 all the laughter sounded so forced for the majority of the video😭they were prob all faking it so he didn’t feel upset
He was funny when he was only telling stories about fighting and not trying to make jokes
Seeing Brendan Schaub do standup has finally given me the confidence to write my own standup jokes out of spite - a thing that I have been putting off for YEARS because I feared I wouldn't be funny. Good to know that no matter what I write, I'll always be funnier than Brendan Schaub. Thanks, Nick!
I hope you've made some progress in the last 2 months, I'm sure you'll be awesome.
Good luck but I doubt you’ll get far considering you find this content entertaining
@@BeatsBySelim26Why are you even watching and commenting, then?
@@BeatsBySelim26is this really a brenda simp?
seeing nick lose sanity over the weather joke was ten times funnier than anything brendan shaub has muttered in his entire life
Damn you're hella cute 😂 also u ever just up at 3am cuz ur brain won't turn off? Lmao
@@Mikeplaysdbd bro wtf lmao
@@Mikeplaysdbd Run along, bozo.
@@Mikeplaysdbddude tf lmao
@@Mikeplaysdbd why just why
We gotta give this guy a medal for going out and experiencing the cringe in person.
“His name was Harlan Williams” introducing him to the world, man I feel old I didn’t think Harlan Williams needed an introduction, I’m only 33 jeez this is wild 🤯
Exactly! Half Baked, There’s Something about Mary etc. I guess those are old movies at this point though.
@@daveycash3479 dont forget Half Baked!
Dumb and dumber!
Said the same thing guy is a legend. Sholdn't be commenting on comedy if you haven't seen Half Baked.
Please review half baked
I'm sorry you had to go through this sending love and support
real
our Gringo Papi putting himself through hell for us. bless
Why anyone would willingly go to one of his specials lol
He willingly bought tickets!?
praying for him 🙏🏼🙏🏼
I was in the "fake audience", I can confirm nick's story is real
Liar 😂😂
Me too
His late arrival was a strategic maneuver. They gotta be buzzed enough to find any of his jokes mildly amusing and worth laughing at
This was my thought as well, because it's exactly what I would do if I was unsure of myself as a comedian.
Are you telling me that Brendan Schaub, THE gringo papi still isn’t funny? I refuse to believe this blasphemy!! I laugh *at* Brendan all the time. Like isn’t it so funny they put his set last for the night after most people cleared out? COMEDIC GENIUS!
Ahahahahha
But he's been headlining for 10 yaaaaaiiiiirs
It's sad he nicknamed himself the gringo papi. I bet nobody calls him that. It's like his head doesn't know anything but indirect racism.
He is hilarious...this Nick guy is just a boomer.
Well they don't want Joe Rogan's Make a Wish kid to cry to papa Rogan that the Improv is cancelling him, but they also don't want to drive people away from the place for having on unbelievably awful 'comedians'.
Brendan Schaub is able to spread the gift of laughter to millions by giving actual comedians endless new material to work with
HAHAAHHA He really should make a video blaming Rogan for giving all these guys the ability to cut in line. Getting an hour special after less than 10 live performances. So many unfunny dudes on youtube that have carpet bombed youtube with their podcasts. Good material to fall asleep to but I don't want them to get the views thinking that people actual watch.
I'm not interested in standup comedy at all, but I find these kind of trashfire ecelebs so morbidly fascinating that I'm almost hooked.
Watching my car get stolen in front of me would be less painful than seeing Brendan Schaub live
Brendan Schaub is the MGK of comedy
LMFAOOO
MGK sells out arenas, Brendan can’t sell out a 150 person room without bringing actual comics with lol
@@Artikulate-fd3eo I think he was referring to all of the douchey qualities. Either way they are both unbearable.
Good comparison
nick likes to torture himself for our entertainment, and i think he really deserves a goddamn round of applause for that. thank you nick for this poop shoot you slid yourself thru for us
👏👏👏👏
well he does it for money and comments like this. LIke Schaub
@@matguerra333 Because he's a youtuber
It's his job?
@@matguerra333 why the fuck would i want nick to not have money? you’re assuming i want little nick to not have money? hell no, and i’ll keep leaving comments like this on his videos because nicki snot is amazing & ppl like u don’t have something that makes u as happy and as at peace as me sitting down to watch a nick is not green video sooo
@@maggiebottoms43 lol I think Maggie bottoms is a little unhinged….
Harlan Williams is a real underrated comic imo. A truly bizarre and wonderful comedian. He’s just got a very different style
He’s a Canadian-American treasure
@@keelanhammond8931 I was surprised to learn he was Canadian, he strikes me as a southerner, being one myself
He reminds me on Norm McDonald and Jim Gaffigan. No real reason or rhyme but it just works. Very silly and just in a different world than the rest of us
@@josefuentes9888 jim gaffigan for sure is a normal comedy. IF ur thinking about how he pretends to be an audience member listening to his joke is the weirdest it gets.
He’ll always be the pee drinking trooper to me. 😂
sorry about harland williams guys, that's just my review
i will say i would rather see his set 10 times before seeing bapa schaub again
i agreed with you on williams, and we all have our right to have our own opinions anyways
nonetheless, i hope u take time to heal after that experience with schaub, u need it fr 😭😭
That's Fred Randall from rocket man. It was a cultural reset🚀😭
Standup and other formats are so different. I don't like his standup, but he is always funny to me on podcasts
No need to apologize
Thas just ur perspectif, B. Heard it bowlth ways.
i had a visceral reaction to just reading the title... nick.. the things you do for youtube
lmao same my first thought was that I could've told you that without even seeing him live
Don't sleep on Harlan Williams. He's a "silly wholesome" comedian that deserves praise imo. If you watch his specials, he has a unique sense of humor, but its very inviting. 10/10 guy! Also, not "some old white guy"- he's well versed in the acting world!
A lot of comedians make up their stories for the bit or just to use the blown out of proportion style story for the punch line, but the difference between those comedians and Brendan is that Brendan has never made a good joke
Yeah I don't get why he get hung up on the stories being fake or whatever, it doesn't really matter imo it's whether his jokes are funny or if he's problematic
Nick's gripe isn't with that the stories are fake, he already said it's common in stand up to tell fake stories. The issue is with how easy it is to fact check and prove that the stories brendan tells are fake. Brendan's story about an OJ tweet being pinned on his own twitter is a prime example of that. Literally anyone in the audience on the night could have gone to Brendan's twitter and immediately see that he was lying. But yes, like you say, if the joke was funny, it wouldn't have mattered.
@@poplikid3306 my thoughts as well. Most comedians fabricate stuff. But you don’t leave those shows thinking “wow, that dude sure made a lot of stuff up,” because they at least bother to not to be so obvious about it.
Yeah, it’s less important that the tweets are fake and more important that the fake tweets aren’t funny.
When you exaggerate for a bit or joke, it needs to be worth it. That’s what he really failed at.
exactly, people think every story is the truth and exactly what happened but the whole point of comedy is to laugh, any means necessary
I have a feeling he was purposely late so he could look like the "headliner". Seems like a Schaub thing to do.
YESSS, i thought the same fucking thing 💀
and to get people drunk before his garbage routine
@@spOOkytimes I didn't even think of that, good point
That’s THE most Brandon thing. Then he aggressively thanked all the previous comics for opening for him. But he probably said “I owe you one now.” They we’re like for what? And he’s like “cause you opened for me.” But normal people are not redacted enough to be like “no, no I didn’t”. They will react like a normal person and say “no problem” and keep it moving.
I totally get why you say this and why you feel it, but I only have one question in response, are we sure Schaub is capable of.... well, almost intelligent thoughts? Albeit, terrible in a moral sense, or social sense, that would be a pretty clever way to do things, selfish and many other descriptive words, sure, but, clever, and I dunno about you guys, but assigning the adjective 'clever' to anything related to Brendon is just no beuno for me lol.
“was Brendan’s tardiness because he fell into a time machine” just got more laughter from me than the entirety of Schaub’s career, I nearly cried. I’m here after you announced the personal emergency so hope all is well and you can get back to making great work, should be proud!
literally never heard of this man before today but i watched both your videos about him and now im full of righteous fury. what a time to be alive.
omg thank u hahahaha
same
more I watch this, the more I think he knows he’s disliked so he feeds into it?
Watch the Beige Frequency videos on him, it’s wild bapa
Have you got any opinion on Andrew Tate?
Every time you say Brendan I feel more guilt than he will ever feel in his life, as though I’m somehow responsible for this monstrosity
Lol same bro
Three different spellings of the same name
English Language why😂😂
giving brendans everywhere a bad name 😔
my name is Christian. Imagine how I feel. =|
@@TheSylvirr Christian D’EleteYaSnapchats?
Also, I know it’s been said already but, I’ve literally had a stalker for years so I can 100% guarantee that they wouldn’t have told you who worked there and if the did it would not be what they are supposed to do.
Unfortunately in my experience most places don't actually do what they're supposed to. When I worked at Walmart people would regularly tell strangers who was working there
@@medicalgirl3Smfh
Hope you are ok, also get a gun.
its a stand up joke-- who cares what name he used. i thought i hated schaub but the host of this video is the real enemy
@@jasonmeltoncomedyvids you re-use comments like schaub re-uses jokes
Brendan Schaub’s only punchline is tAlKiNg LiKe tHiSss
Carney asAAAAAA
Pico de GAAAAAAAYOOOO
Seems like he’s trying to ripoff Theos style but instead he’s just not funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Idk how you did it but you typed it out perfectly, like, I can hear it lol
@@elias6570 he definitely trying to steal the ISO’s gig , I think we all have known a brendan in our lives , the lame guy who steals other peoples personalities and has no self awareness it’s so awkward
As someone who works at a restaurant if anyone calls and asks if "___" works there I always say I don't know. People have stalkers. We're taught to never give out people's schedules or confirm if someone works there.
And more importantly the dude doesnt get what a bit is. It can be totally made up. Dude legit thought he went to a ted talk.
But why even make up a name, just say the manager (also, "Enrique"?..yikes)
@@ninalove3044 it makes it seem more real as you add details to the story. It's like when Dave Chappelle tells you the name of his dog.
@@Geedi92 He made it clear he knows comedians make shit up. However, most try to do it believably. Suspending the reality takes people out of the story. Brendan sucks and tries to pass his stories off as real. It's been like this for years. It's not funny when you know the comedian lies all the time and makes up shitty jokes, regardless.
Yeah it’s so wild how after he’s made soooo many Latino stereotypes aimed at his own wife, the only name he could come up with was a stereotypical Mexican name. Strange how his brain works huh 🥴
Harlan made fun of me for scratching my beard at the Comedy Store .. it was random, but he was actually making everyone laugh. He's pretty funny imo. I laughed. It kinda worked, just the silliness.
Was that guy acting in that baywatch parody type of series? Or atleast in that series there was a lot of scenes on the beach, and that guy looks like the fella in it
He was a hilarious guest on Howie Mandel's podcast
Hiring that impersonator and fake audience was a brilliant move
Nah Brendan called the guy Enrique bc it’s a Latin American name and he lovessssss using Latin American people as the butt of a joke HAHHAHAHAHAHAH ISNT THAT SO FUNNY YAKNOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE IS MEXICAN
What's that an American with salsa on it??
@Carnival Of Tools yeah, and she's a beautiful woman and person, I think she's hanging on for financial reasons
First Asians, then Mexicans, what's next? Is he gonna do a Mario impression when talking about that time he met John Cena?
12:40 the only time he managed to make the audience laugh was when he was telling a joke made by his mother and not by him, in my opinion that is funnier than any of the jokes he told
It was such an honor to be hired for the recreation of Brendan’s set
Brendon’s gay jokes feel like hes trying to convice everyone hes not gay, and undeniably straight to hide the fact hes pretty fruity.
That first comedian is actually a funny dude, he played the character Kenny off “half baked” with Dave Chapelle
That poor person who answered the phone and had to tell you there was no Enrique sounded SO fed up, I could hear the eye roll through the phone. Bless them, I hope someone tips them well on their next shift.
Yeah I honestly don't think it was necessary for him to call the place to fact check someone he mentioned in a joke, I don't think it really mattered either way if the guy in his joke is real
Nick does his research for the people, I respect it!
@@frezling2442 i mean that call probably isn't going to completely ruin their day, they would probably just think it was stupid or even laugh it off and think it was a weird call
ngl as someone who works in a restaurant, this is beyond fine. he was polite and just asked question lol
I mean taking a call at your job is harmless, working in a restaurant thats probably the most forgettable part of your day
he tells so many gay-homoerotic jokes and also hating his wife so much, sounds like hes DEEP in the closet LOL
exactly what i was thinking like the most internal homophobia
He made all of those points with a fabulous lisp, too.
He made all of those points with a fabulous lisp, too.
you guys are super cool, calling straight guys gay as if being gay is a bad thing.
@@luxuryseaviewvillas6744 we know who you are. You're commenting on everyone's shit to antagonize them and start unnecessary arguments. Leave. No one asked for your opinion.
Harlan Williams is a fucking legend. He’s been hilarious for decades and he’s a weird guy for sure.
Honestly this kids a square, I doubt he’s ever made anyone laugh in his life. Considering he had to grab and snip parts of Harlan’s set from an entirely different location instead of recording it is telling. With that being said, kids absolutely spot on about Schaub, he’s terrible but it’s not like making a video criticizing Schaub at this point is anything special, in fact this videos commentary was almost as unfunny as Schaub. Almost.
Exactly.
"Hey, uh, You guys believe in angels or.."
@@idontreadreplies1804 Yeah man as much as don't want to defend Brendan Schaub of all people but this dude is so lame. Next he's gonna beg his subscribers to mass report Schaub and get him kicked off YT like he did to that other guy. So lame.
This nerd has never heard of 7 minute abs
Lol all this dweebs videos are things he hates, I’m pretty sure he hates everything. Brendan Sucks tho he is right about that.
If you call to ask if someone works somewhere, they almost always say “nope” for privacy reasons that you probably agree with. It’s a domestic violence/stalking issue.
You could still totally be right that he’s lying.
Sorry to be an *actually* person in the comments, you’re doing great!
Not if they're a manager though. Managers get calls all the time
Who tf just says “nope” bro that’s some clinically online shit I’ve never had someone say no if they actually worked there lol like maybe if you’re an absolute creep but normal folks usually just get an honest answer. If people are telling you no out of fear of being DV or stalked you’re probably giving off bad vibes.
I hate seeing all the bots in the comments tho it’s even worse on IG where you can’t find a single real person sometimes 🤦🏾♀️
I meant bots not boys lol 😂
@@trevorandrew8726 it's literally illegal in some places, including where I live, to call a place of employment and ask about whether someone works there. Unless they're you're emergency contact, or otherwise listed somewhere on your employee info, or like- a public figure attached to the company. But like, bAd ViBeS are more important than someone's safety in their workplace, I guess?
@@robbiirvine1038 ahhh I just finished the video, i understand now, I thought the comment was referring to an irl personal conversation between 2 human beings and the people are like “nah I don’t work there” like yo wtf lol but nah if you’re calling establishments to ask if someone works there you should be immediately on a watch list in my book.
harland williams is a national treasure, take it back
It's not a good sign when in the first two minutes you call a legendary comedic actor "some old white guy that doesn't understand comedy."
i like how he gave the fake Laurel Hardware manager a latino name. really showing us he has latino friends and family he’s not racist at all y’all!
You're so kind to not only hire the impersonator but the audience too. You really are too good to us ☺️
“Weathermen in an area with nice weather must have an easy job” was actually a pretty funny joke when Lewis Black told it back in the 1990’s
You know it's bad when your own reddit fans turn on you, my gosh
the subreddit is ironically significantly funnier than Brendan could ever hope to be. I didn't know who he was until a few years ago and went on the subreddit, couldn't believe the creativity and genuine comedic talents of these folks committed to shitting on him. They're great, it's a wild place.
You clearly haven’t screen the transcripts
In fairness to harland williams that is his schtick - he's super weird/crazy/awkward - I could definitely see if you don't know of him how it could be an "experience" - but he is a pretty funny comedian if you watch his other stuff.
I only hate that I see him and immediately think of Jim Breuer. I don’t understand what happened to that guy.
@@kaeteaux His wife died, and unfortunately he lost his mind afterwards.
He used to be pretty chill and funny. Now he's just straight up "lol don't liberals fucking suck?!?!?!" And that's the punchline for every single joke he makes now
@@THICCTHICCTHICC i mean hes not wrong, people make jokes about the right all the time, but him making liberal jokes is all of a sudden “insanity”.
@@kaeteaux He got smarter. What happened to you?
@@THICCTHICCTHICC In fairness to Jim- they really do suck.
Why does every male TH-camr under 35 have the voice of a teenage boy? So bizarre.
My favorite part of the comedy set was when Ethan laughed at "his mom hating that joke"
Oh dear Nick I’m so sorry you had to do that. I hope you’re okay
Harlan Williams is actually a hilarious comedian. Yes, he is weird but he’s usually not as off as the footage you showed. He’s been in some pretty funny TV shows and movies and I’m sure you’ve seen him before. He’s quite famous.
I chalked that up to this just being a young kid.
I’m on board with almost the whole thing but his mom allegedly saying “they dont need all these tweezers” made me laugh
agreeeeed
whats a tweezer?
@@vakarebaranauskaite6691 thing you use to pluck out eyebrow hairs
@@GreyWithAnE42 ohh okay thanks
also i can't lie there's something kinda funny about the thought of someone stealing an absurd amount of tweezers from CVS in general
I feel like “lying” in comedy is generally more akin to “tall tales” like telling a story that is untrue or partly fabricated but more or less impossible/irrelevant for people who don’t know you to fact check. Like “oh when I was nine I had a fear of Mickey Mouse and my dad took me to Disneyland to try to get me to get over it and I shit my pants on splash mountain” or something, which could be invented whole cloth, but whether or not it’s real doesn’t matter.
I don't know what is more unbelievable...that you don't know who Harland Williams is or that you have a manager. Good luck Junior.
It's not uncommon to hear comedians tell the same jokes twice or more, that's how they work it out and perfect it. But that usually stops once it makes it into a special, then they start on new material, so idk wtf he's doing
I was expecting him to tie in the grandfather/scarf advice “joke” with the Johnny Depp wears scarf/ therapist “joke”, but the joke is on me for expecting him to have even a whisper of writing skill
Not for nothing, but I've worked at a restaurant, if someone calls looking for someone, you tell them you don't know who that is. Don't know who is a stalker/crazy ex.
if Brendan’s legal team sees this its absolutely true. nick hired me to be in the fake audience and fake laugh. i was pretty impressed how accurate the impersonator was. he payed me in cheese curds from zaxbys
As someone who has seen a lot of stand up & touring comedians, he is not the only one who reuses jokes from specials. They ALL do. It’s just how being a stand up is. I recently saw Theo Von and I damn near knew the entire set myself cause it’s all on TH-cam from the last 5 years lol
100%. Seinfeld uses bits from 20 years ago. That's why posting these kinds of joke breakdowns on TH-cam often frustrates comedians.
Usually they reuse the funny jokes though
Yeah I don't think people realise that comedians build up their jokes and repertoire through the years and thqt they kinda stick to everything that has proven to work. It's hard coming up with actual good comedian level jokes so I guess it makes sense they carry their proven jokes throughout their career.
@@b23beatz humor is subjective
I used to work at a comedy club here in LA thats not big on the map but we mostly had all the A list comedians I never heard them tell jokes from their specials if anything they used our place to practice for an up coming special but maybe its different for the smaller peoples
Nick, I would just like you to know that my cat is absolutely enthralled by your videos, and you are the first TH-camr I have watched that doesn’t make him turn off my phone.
Went to see him live after seeing your last shaub video. To see if it was “that bad” … it was AWFUL, 25 - 30 people and he would NOT stop staring at my girlfriend and made her and I feel extremely uncomfortable.
LMFAO you sure he wasn’t checking you out?
He really wants to make sure you know that he’s not gay.
Did he ask her to Walgg him to his trugg after the set ?
He wanted to be quarantined with you. To work out...and stuff.
men be fighting demons but the demons are bisexuality (I, a bi man, have never talked about being gay as much as this dude 😭)
I’m predicting he’s working on incorporating a new monkeypox joke pretty soon here
Guys can't be bi😂 you're just gay.
I hate Brendan Schaub as much as the next guy, but bro, it's a comedy act, not the nightly news. Comedians make up stories and/or change details to make a joke work. There's no "fact-checking" to see if the managers name or the restaurant are real....they aren't important. Also.....c'mon man, you don't know who Harlan Williams is?
oh great, i hope nick had a good time at this comedy show done by a good, funny comedian who isn’t annoying or racist.
The weird comedian's humor actually resonates with me. I've always connected personally with anti comedy and absurdism, because I've always felt that life itself is a kind of absurdism. I feel like comedy or any kind of art being confined to a certain formula like "verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge," or "set up, story, punch line" just defeats the purpose of that art. Even so, I'd still say Brendan is in the totally wrong business because he lacks genuine resonance with the art. It would be like if I disguised myself as a construction worker and showed up to a site downtown.
That’s why I’ve always loved Douglas Adams’s work.
@@Julia-tk2em I keep wanting to get into his material but still haven't gotten around to it. I know the Hitchhiker's Guide is a classic, and I'd probably really enjoy it, though.
@@TheOceanBearer Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency is my personal favorite of his. It has also had two different television adaptations. The most current starring Elijah Wood.
@@Julia-tk2em oh, cool. I'm curious to see it. I've been wanting to find shows and films that resonate with me more because I get really bored of the same old tropes that nearly everything has. There's definitely something that stands out about this writer. I have limited streaming services, though, as that's all I can afford.
@@TheOceanBearer I absolutely recommend watching the Elijah Wood adaptation! I haven’t read Douglas Adams works (I own the Hitchhikers series but haven’t gotten around to reading it yet) but the Netflix adaptation of Dirk Gently’s is incredible and I almost cried when it got cancelled 😭
Not to defend Brendan Schaub or anything, but comedians completely fabricate stories for jokes all the time. Sometimes they're true, but a lot of jokes are just inspired by something that happened to them or that they saw. It shouldn't matter if it's true, just if it's funny. Just felt like a weird thing to focus on.
Yes right? I went to an acting school for 2 years . We had to do stage comedy amd the stories we would tell were many times not real or very exagerated and mofified versions of something that actially happened to us.
It's theatre... it was expected to not be fully real it just has to be funny or entretaining as you say.
I didnt know there is people who would see it as " a lie"
The good ones make it sound real though.
It’s just obvious that he’s lying. And he’s not even making up funny stories. If he’s gonna lie at least make it funny.
Brendan Schaub is like the embodiment of _that_ side of Vine
i've never heard of harland williams, but he has my heart already. that is my type of humor
when he went “sir im gonna need you to imagine me naked” i genuinely laughed so hard thats the funniest thing an old man could say to a room full of californians
he is pretty famous and very funny, he has been in alot of movies and been doing comedy for about 30 years
yeah i’m absolutely gonna become a fan
I can’t believe none of you have watched Half Baked… the man is an icon
Yeah honestly I've seen him live a couple of times and it's always great. I love that absurd type of humour! I was AGHAST to hear him described the way he was in the video and had to run to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one 😅
This is so ironic, what a world we live in. Watching someone who is severely unaware of how unfunny he is bash someone so unaware of how unfunny he is.
The difference is one is pretending to be a comic and bullying actual comics.
I think that Harland Williams set looked hilarious. I love comedians who confidently do their own thing. If the audience doesn’t get it, that only makes it funnier.
Harland is the man.
yeah, i’ve seen a lot of people say that he’s a legend and it’s like absurdist comedy which i understand. the set i saw didn’t really work for me, but i can see why people enjoy it hahahaha
Came to the cawlments to seek out some love for Harland. Thanks, B
I thought I was the only one who found the old dude funny, it was just so absurd I couldn’t stop laughing tbh 😂😭
@@nickisnotgreen That you said it felt like the Twilight Zone means his set achieved the desired result.
Aww Harland Williams can be pretty funny sometimes I loved him in Rocket man...
I can't believe that he's so old now that he's only known now as "that old white guy" to young people nowadays.
@@bostontowny4life744 I can't believe he apparently never even saw Half Baked
Harland is a great comedian, clearly phoning it in while opening for schaub
There’s no way humans are laughing at these “jokes”.
Must be some psychological thing, some conditioning or something, that makes people laugh at shitty jokes on live shows. I refuse to believe that someone enjoyed that
they all drunk too
@@WhoamI-rl8ep they had several comedians go before him so people would be tired and boozed up. Its a cheap and dishonest way to get people to buy more food and drinks and be too drunk to care about how unfunny these jokes are. Even Nick had at least one drink because it was such a stupidly long set. Also him laughing is a cheap way for laughs because people tend to mimic (especially when they are too drunk to even know what's going on).
This had to be a total nightmare to be at. Im curious how his fans reacted IRL, another nickisnotgreen banger of a video
6:01 that’s what all restaurants say when they don’t recognize a voice. It’s an employee protection thing. I actually had my dad show up to my work once and my coworker came up to me like “there’s some weird dude asking about you do you know him?”. They’re a naturally suspicious folk.
that therapist depp privacy joke is literally a running larry david bit from curb, this guy is so brutal
if you didn’t say he was straight i’d just assume he was gay or bi based on how much he talks about attractive men
Harlan Williams is a legend. Basically every character he played had that same persona he had on stage.
The issue isn’t that his stories are fake; it’s that the stories aren’t funny, so he’s just lying for no reason. Dave Chappelle always makes up stories in his standup, but they’re all funny af, so no one cares.
Nick not knowing who Harland Williams is is awesome.
OJ : I really wanted to slap some comedians who had bits about me and what happened.
Brendan, apparently yearning for OJ's swift backhand : I hear you loud and clear.
Why doesn’t Brendan just ask himself whether maybe he’s at least bisexual and attracted to dudes in addition to his wife. I mean. I’m not saying he’s definitely closeted gay/bi, but I’m gay and his fixation sure seems weird to me.
I honestly don't care if some of the stories of a comedian are lies as long as they are funny and relatable but this guy is on another level of unfunny...
Wait your telling me John Mulaney’s horse in a hospital bit wasn’t real??
Same, but why does he lie about unimportant details? The lies don’t make the story better haha
@@xXChaoticRavenXx I was shocked too :((
I don't like brendan shaub but you're calling a place to see if a guy named Enrique really worked there? You're being extra af lol. The funniest thing about this video is that you paid to see Brendan perform live
Yeah, that was bullshit haha, as if every comedian tells only true stories 🤦♂️
Watching the Schwab on stage imitating Joe Rogan has got to be one of the most painful experiences.
first time ive heard about this guy.
the repeating, stumbling, laughing at himself, repeating jokes from specials, "wife bad" jokes etc. REALLY sounds like the biggest and worst german stand up comedian
My fellow germans here definetly know who im talking about
Mario Barth or whatever?
@@madisonkung8390 exactly
Why did I think hitler
@@barnaby4232 because you didnt i guess
@@barnaby4232 because German = Hitler. Didn't you know? 🙄😑
Goddamn I hate Brendan shaub but listening to you explain shit with some air of superiority …
Brenda basically just adapted the cadence and speech pattern from Rogan, the prancing around on stage is from Bryan Callen, proping up a story with lies but without including a single joke is from Bert Kreischer. There's probably more if you dig deeper. But it's safe to say that he has nothing to say as a comedian and just wrote down the cliff notes of what a comedian is supposed to do and sound like.
Talking about his Spanish wife distefano… “I have covid,IM GAY” mark normand. Thicc boi nation tom segura
Bruh Bert's funny tho
The old white dude comic was actually in a good amount of films in the 90s/early 2000s. Mostly small roles, but he was the star of a children’s movie that I went to see with my mom about him going to space with a monkey.
he's a good comedic actor who killed it in Something About Mary, and he looks great for his age.
@@luxuryseaviewvillas6744 He really does considering he was in his 30s in the 1990s. I can’t imagine aging much better.
He was also the cop in dumb and dumber where he drank the piss
Also Molly Shannon's love interest in "Superstar".
Harlan Williams is a legend... and that’s just his comedy style
That first joke about being gay isn't all too original. Daniel Tosh did effectively the same bit. I'd accuse Brendan of stealing, but I'd never want to imply he's a comedy fan.
I saw him at the Improv a few months ago and I have never not laughed once before during a comedians set, and I’ve been to 50+ shows at least. Shit was so so terrible
Also an avid stand up watcher, and I have seen the best and worst just like you, and I have the same response, he is the ONLY comedian I've EVER watched a set for, and just not laugh ONCE at anything the comic is saying or doing, the few chuckles I get are from how awful and bland his commentary actually is, or chuckling at the absolute vacant brain the man seems to have lol. Every single one of his specials I have watched with a stone face, not because I hate Brendon, I don't know him, but he just... isn't... funny, like, at all, and I agree with practically everyone else, comedy isn't his thing at all, he's awful at it, in the interest of fairness, comedy is a hard ass goal to set out for, but it's just not for everyone, that's ok.
But, I dislike a lot of different comedians for various reasons, Brendon is the only one I don't care for, that just can't make me laugh. Even Amy S. can make a decent joke sometimes that might make me chuckle on the premise of the joke alone, and I fucking despise that pig LOL.
do you think brendan knows that he can just… be gay. like he can get in a relationship and have sex with a man and play video games or hang out? hell he doesn’t even need to be gay, it sounds like he just wants friends
I will say that as a retail employee if i get a call from someone asking if a coworker is in, especially if its someone younger and a girl, i will lie out my teeth and say I’ve never heard of them in my life. Some people are crazy stalkers. its possible the restaurant lady was doing that
absolutely in love with nick and nothing can ever change that
damn u too?😔
Dude Harlan Williams is Canadian Treasure. He was great in Half Baked. Haven’t ever watched his stand up though but the clip you played of his was way funnier then anything I’ve ever heard schwab say. Good video mate cheers.
Perhaps those fellas had been doing a bit of boozin? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine? 😊
agree
We gettin old 😂
Came to the comments to write this..I think fans of his would get his stand up because of his parts in movies.
@@candidcam1053 Right?! This is the first video of this creator I've ever seen, and he started by not understanding Harlan's comedy and I was like, should I turn this crap off
Having a hate page is straight out of the mean girls movie,