@@Nadindel “probably” and “100%” are completely opposites. So you basically said nothing dude. Your comment was completely worthless and a waste of your time. Shame on you dude it’s the worst comment I’ve ever seen kid
This guy has a way with words " as we become adults i've become more of a proton or a neutron but when you are young you're just part of the electricity"
Our first time in the hot tub: one girl got her period first time ever, we gave her a tampon. We all go in the hot tub. She catches sight of red swim trunks obstructing the light and she thought she bled out 😅
Nah, this aint it. Do all the drugs you want, its a free country, but leave the camera off when u start talking all this nonsense. It's not it. Only hurting your name.
"as we become adults i feel we become more of a proton or a neutron, but as children we're just part of the electricity"
- poet theo
Legit beautiful. I knew someone would mention that sentence.
was looking for this comment
Poetry 01:48
Whenever Theo says “Man I remember this one time…” I smile
Man* lol
We had a guyyyy
I think he’s the type of dude that just makes shit up on the spot
He 110 percent does make shit up on the spot lol no doubt. It’s pretty weak.
Gang
Just even calling it "opening night" is making me laugh
“He could’ve been 15, he could’ve been 60”
"Little Lawrence was wearing little Anthony as a scarf." Holy shit, so good.
Love the "I'm not a pedophile" disclaimer, theo knows how to sidestep any potential cancellation
Big CJ is probably hoping Theo will stop telling this story lol, Big CJ is probably registered now.
Guaranteed! 😆
😂
Probably, I was thinking the same.
Solo Theo podcasts are the best.
Theo Vaughn is becoming one of my top favorite comedians. He’s very original, I think.
Theo who?
@@scottcannon1383 I think he meant
Theo Vaun.
@@youuuuuuuuuuu nah he meant Theo Von 😉
Definitely meant Theo Vawn. Gang gang
Gang
"When you're young you just become part of the electricity"....absolute fax
Theo has so much imagination it amazes me
I love his stories because you never know if he's serious or making it all up. But it's probably all true
It's probably 100% made up. Comedy gold though
@@Nadindel “probably” and “100%” are completely opposites. So you basically said nothing dude. Your comment was completely worthless and a waste of your time. Shame on you dude it’s the worst comment I’ve ever seen kid
I think that it's based on true events, but he definitely adds ridiculous stuff to make it funnier!
@@alberttwangle893 😂 why are you trying so hard just to be a jerk. You've made a fool of yourself
A hot tub full of kids is pretty much a hot tub full of dirt, scabs, and snot.
And lots of urine
That's not exclusive to a hot tub full of kids. Adults too.
“he was white but might have been a slave” LMao 🤣
The directions got wet immediately so nobody knew what they said 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤❤
Very admirable of Theo's friend trying to save his other friend's life by grabbing his hose. God bless those First Responders
bruh lol
This guy has a way with words " as we become adults i've become more of a proton or a neutron but when you are young you're just part of the electricity"
When you are young you are part of the electricity - That is a beautiful quote.
"Bent it like a hose" 🤣🤣
Theo channeling a Ray Charles on vacation look here
This guy need to host his own show. No guests. Just Theo.
That's...exactly....what this.....IS.
Shame on you dude
I can confidently say that Theo Von is the best comic and story teller EVER. Pure talent
4:32 that left hand though
Luv you brother hope everything is going good in your life behind the camera.
Amen, brethren 🤙 gang
Gang bruh, gang
Thank u bro u 2
“There’s a lot of gravel on the road” lol bruh
The sky’s the limit for Theo
Poor Will got unloaded on twice in Tahiti
The memory recall is immaculate
He’s making it ip
He unloaded that punch with his fists still drippin.
*theres a lot of gravel on the road isn’t there* 🤣
Hot tub is a a little ocean in yuh yard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Our first time in the hot tub: one girl got her period first time ever, we gave her a tampon. We all go in the hot tub. She catches sight of red swim trunks obstructing the light and she thought she bled out 😅
That Ketamine therapy looks like it's catching up to you, my guy. Gang
I can’t ever tell when his stories or true or false 😂
They’re all true, every last one 🤘
@@ablackman7412 Err no.
@@thapelomaraisane8705we’re aware it’s just comedy dude, but keep being that guy
It’s warm! It’s like a little….damn soup!
Hot tub sexuality and local youth what a freak show title lol
R.I.P
The safety kid. The two handed angle. Why'd he have to die? 😩😖😂😭
This man is a genius 🤣
Breh, ya gotta get Stalecracker on the show one of these days.
Yes
Umm anyone else wondering about why he say a another wang through a fire, story??? Lol
There’s a lot of gravel on the road isn’t there?
Lmao you are the best thing going brotha. Keep it up
GET IN THERE!
I saw the look in my dad's eyes this year at the Kentucky State Fair. He is definitely going to buy hot tub at some point.
Theo channeling his inner Ray Charles
Nobody tells a story like theo von.
Thanks Theo, I could have lived without that story.
4:27 Whaaaaat !?!?
Ah. The ol' two handed sperm tourniquet. Not taught in first aid courses so much anymore. Well, maybe in some "fancy" courses. Could be.
For the record this is Theos only clips channel. The channels with the busted ass random clips aren’t even fans, just leeching off Theo
That's apart of the echo system.
I thumb down all the loser channels that are reposting material somebody else did all the work for.
............um......I think this fucking genius comedy.......or shit.........um.......I vote hilarious 😂!!!
I need help from my fellow true theo fans!! Where can I find the clip of theo aggressively saying "POPPIN OFF!" ?
Hey come on over and hang out in my hot tub. If someone asks you this , DONT GO !!!!!!
Hot Tub Gang 😂
Theo always comes up with stories that i could only make up on acid or shrooms🤣🤣🤣💀
thats alot for one moment
My hottub is famous in my town for good reason
He is high as a kite 😂 when someone is on coke it’s so obvious
Doubt it
Bobbin'
You need to get back to your meetings bro
Play crack hand lol
When those bubble are going you can get up in each other boy.
I thought I had a hard childhood and rough neighbor kids
You have some serious issues. 😂
If you have a hot tub as an adult I know you're still a child inside.
homie is either on the shit... or a ray charles poet!
What is "crack hand" 😂
Theo I think we were at the same hot tub party
Did little Will have to have therapy after this? CJ was definitely a c…. p……., no doubt about it.
jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus
my taint sweats sometimes
Same
I love Theo but no way these stories are real...
It’s all real dude I can confirm it
Bro what
Is that a true story man it's so sad and f***** up and funny I don't know what's crazy or if it's true or if he made that s*** up.???
Wtf!!
Jeez
Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
none of this happened lol
😭
All those words together in a title doesn’t look good my dude at least take your face off the thumbnail
What is wrong with Theo, that is a very unrealistic story, he is that goes there guy
Wtf….
I don’t like this story really it’s too disturbing.
Nah, this aint it. Do all the drugs you want, its a free country, but leave the camera off when u start talking all this nonsense. It's not it. Only hurting your name.
Clearly, you're lost.
Drip out his existence