I legitimately was turned down for a job once because I didn't have 10 years of documented work experience on my resume. I didn't include my shitty highschool and college jobs because they had no relevance to the position I.was applying for...
@@stealingclay include everything. Make it sound relevant. It wasn’t a restaurant job, it was “productivity and service with a deadline” It wasn’t retail, it was “Stock and product merchandising and human relations” Not babysitting, but “paid home care of person in need”
@John Eric I agree with the latter half of that message. Now stop harming not only our children but everyone else. The scammers saying their essential oils will cure the 'rona should also be stopped.
@John Eric the death rate of it isn't the concern. The long-term health impacts are. What your argument boils down to is "if people are already ill, fuck 'em." Well, no. Just no.
@John Eric also, number of your state doesn't equal the total number. I'm in the UK, where it sits around 3%, probably because hospitals are filling up.
Actually, canonically in Super paper mario; mario, luigi, peach and bowser die in the plot and go to a place similar to the underworld called the Underwhere, this is a place where characters from this world go when they run out of lives, so you can have 999 lives but if you get to 0 you canonically go to the underwhere
so the lives are canon. Hang on, give me a second So, in 3d world, the maximum amount of lives mario can have is 1110. In super mario odyssey, each time mario dies, he loses 10 coins. Assuming that mario will be sent down to the underwhere if he has no lives/coins, and that the 3d world lives and odyssey 'lives' stack, mario has a grand total of 2219 lives if mario has max lives and max coins. If you wanted to kill mario, you would have to kill him 2220 times WITHOUT giving mario a chance to escape and collect more lives, because with the quickest lives farming method in 3d world, he could probably regain all the 3d world lives in about 5 minutes. You would also have to not let mario collect any coins as they could regenerate his health To kill mario, you would need to kill him 2220 times WITHOUT giving mario ANY time to collect coins/farm lives. ONLY THEN would you be able to send him to the underwhere. And then he uses an escape pipe and hes in flipside.
Well, it seems Paper Mario and original Mario are different canons, but non-the-less it's fun to think about the idea of multiple lives existing in univserse.
That’s a misconception, during chapter 6 when Queen Jaydas restores the Pure heart, she says something along the lines of “Your game is not truly over, somehow you have been sent here while very much Alive.”
Probably also you can just pull out a flame Thrower or turtle shell or spike or crush him or literally anything that kills him in the games you can easily kill him
In Super Paper Mario he dies, finds Luigi in technically hell, makes friendship with the Queen of technically hell, and then she gives him (and Luigi) a Continue and send him (and Luigi) back.
Not to mention, in the same game, he beat 2 technically immortal characters that have the intention to destroy all of reality... Using the power of love to defeat them.
About Mario's name Most would assume his last name would be Segali, because at the time of the mod 80s, Nintendo was renting out an apartment room, with the landlord named, yes, Mario Segali. But the whole "Mario Mario" thing technically dates to the late 90s live action movie Super Mario Bros, where Mario is played by the late Bob Hopkins. There is where "Mario Mario" comes up. And yes, in donkey kong he was originally known as "Jump man". So in all contextual canonicity, Super Marios full name, is Mario "Jumpman" Mario.
To clarify, the recent rerelease of Mario 64 in 3D All-Stars did change the line from the NTSC "So Long King-Bowser" to the Japanese "Bye Bye", but this was probably just a result of the fact that Nintendo used the Japanese version as a base, since it contains many bug-fixes the Western version lacked. I'd love to think they changed the line just to get people to stop saying "So Long Gay Bowser", but I really doubt it.
I think Luigi is the bravest character... cause even though he's a TOTAL scardy cat... he STILL goes on these adventures with his brother AND if he has to, he will 'brave' ghosts for his friends! Luigi is freaking awesome!
@@robertlincourt8422 I know Luigi can do a lot of things Mario can do, but I think there are still a number of things Mario does that Luigi is never shown doing. The opposite case is much more limited.
Even then, Mario has ALSO defeated a fair share of godly or god-like opponents (some of them can destroy MULTIPLE universes) so don’t count him out just yet.
Mario is also (technically) a vietnam war vet. He was in a bomb disposal squad. No shit, theres a legit Nintendo licensed game where you go setting off untripped IEDs in vietnam. AS MARIO! So when people joke about Mario having war flash backs, theyre more right than they know XD
One thing I find funny is Mario has been in many jobs and professions but he's never shown holding them down. Could just be a case of Jack of all trades master of non. Also the whole Mario and sonic Olympic games cracks me up knowing that sonic and company could just breeze through those events if they were allowed to go all out 😂
I'm pretty sure Mario is so Super human, That He's able to be highly skilled in basically anything and Him being Olympic level in all those Sports just says how good he is.
The game is called “super Mario brothers”. So it’s referring to both Mario and Luigi. By doing that your calling them by their last name. Hence Mario Mario.
mario the most skilled fictional character? ill give you he has an amazing repertoire but to quote a previous fact fiend's video, "Bill Murray's Character in Groundhog Day is Probably a Time Lord". dude was stuck in that time loop for so many life times it would probably be easier to ask him what he hasn't mastered then what he has.
He never did backflips or played any sports at an Olympic level. It wouldn’t even be possible for him to train up to that level as his body reset everyday
There is a celtic god (possibly a demigod of some sorts) that is called Lugh the manyskilled who, if i remember correctly, mastered all the skills of the other gods, including sorcery. He might well be a contender.
When I first started watching your videos I thought the editor forgot to take the old photos out that you guys were talking about but later realized that’s just the style and have come to love it. I haven’t been watching you guys for a long time but love the content.
Mario is probably the most skilled due to the sheer amount of sports he has played to Olympic standards but Doom Guy is most certainly the strongest given that DG can rip apart titanic creatures of hell and here’s a little fact DG uses super weapons such as the BFG 9000 because bare handed was to easy
Man a wiki weekends on Link would be amazing! (Especially the hero of time and hero of the wild). He's canonically able to parry with the force of a nuke...
In regards to the strong will point, in super mario rpg the player can make Mario do bad things and have no repercussions. This includes stealing a toad's wallet and later selling it, telling a kid to give up on his dreams because he will never jump as high as Mario, and when another toad is locked out of his house Mario has the option to steal his valuables instead of helping him get back in.
1:05 It's from the life action movie "Super Mario Brothers" with Ron Jeremy as the titular Mario Mario. Specifically the scene where they're being booked into jail in the hidden city ran by King Koopa. Before people start coming after me telling me his name is Bowser not Koopa... His name was Koopa in the movie.
Mario first introduced himself to kuppas as mario and they assumed that was his speices, so they of the mushroom kingdom think hes named after his speices, mario, the mario
Mario was a teacher when he taught typing. Dude had a time machine game, and a hotel too. Let’s not forget his SMB2 enemies: Wart, tryclyde, Mouser. Mario Mario was from the movie. Not exactly canon.
The problem with comparing whether mario is stronger than anyone in a fight is that in some games bumping into something kills him in one hit or makes him small and weaker.
Mario Mario comes from the live-action Super Mario Brothers movie and the director of the movie when was asked why he simply said they're called the Mario brothers so logically their last names would be Mario
I think the respawn mechanic is canon to the universe, it's been referenced in other things that he can come back as the "1 Up" mushrooms are explained in it.
Superman has his powers and abilities because of his alien physiology and our environment. I think Mario (as well as Luigi) may be similarly skilled because he is an Earth bound human stuck in a parallel world. If any of use were to travel to The Mushroom Kingdom then we too would be able to jump 2 stories and throw fireballs.
Actually, canonically in Yoshi’s Island DS, it is shown that Mario and Luigi were born as two of the seven Star Children (the other five being Bowser, Donkey Kong, Peach, Wario, and the current Yoshi). The Star Children are supposed to be super-powered beings gifted with immense power and supernatural abilities that can be used to take over the universe.
I know you guys won't take my suggestion (cause it's just not what you guys do lol) but I wish you guys did more video game fact fiends... cause apparently you guys are gamers through and through lol... anyway, another great show!
So, in case anyone was wondering, Donkey Kong in the modern games, is indeed Donkey Kong Jr., whereas the original Donkey Kong is, in fact, Cranky Kong. I forget where exactly it's referenced, but it is mentioned in the N64 Donkey Kong Country series.
"Mario has no weaknesses" other than a literal turtle, 15 ft gaps, a timer, ball moving at walking speed, poison mushrooms, super expert jank, random death pipes..
If we’re counting the paper Mario games (which the wiki does so I will) Luigi mentions in super paper Mario once they find themselves in the equivalent of Mario hell, the underwhere “Well, everybody runs out of extra lives sometime, right?” This is a joke so. Y’know. Grain of salt and all that
I'm surprised someone who researches a ton and seen a lot of films and stuff hasn't seen the Mario film and knows the origin of the Mario Mario name. The writers on that film probably saw the games being called mario bros. and assumed the surname is Mario... while the first name is also Mario, and then there's Luigi Mario as well
Jumping is like the greatest thing ever. I'm firmly convinced that the owners of the small business i work at fabricated the whole covid thing just so they could set up plexiglass barriers on the counter so I'd stop jumping over them. It only saves maybe 3 seconds from walking around but it's so much fun to vault over them.
Mario did what one punch man did but it gave him a baller mustache and aged him up 10 years but made him immortal. It was his losses at the hands of DK and the constant kidnapping of princess peach by Bowser that drove him to do 100 setups, 100 push ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run everyday.
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Mario is 25 yrs old with 35 yrs experience, he's the dude all those jobs are searching for with more experience than yrs alive.
I legitimately was turned down for a job once because I didn't have 10 years of documented work experience on my resume. I didn't include my shitty highschool and college jobs because they had no relevance to the position I.was applying for...
Maybe thats the reason he has so many jobs
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@@stealingclay include everything. Make it sound relevant. It wasn’t a restaurant job, it was “productivity and service with a deadline”
It wasn’t retail, it was “Stock and product merchandising and human relations”
Not babysitting, but “paid home care of person in need”
I love that one of the most famous characters in all of media is an Italian-American created by a Japanese company and who lives in another world
And his main voice actor is British, he really is mr. worldwide xD
Mario can breathe in space and survive entering a black hole.
I'm surprised it didn't mention how Mario can swim underwater almost indefinitely.
only in some games though
Breathe underwater? He can survive space without a suit
@@snowgrave2475 except in SPM where he needs a fishbowl
@@professorwizard8916 to be fair, he's in an alternate dimmension in that one
@Professor Wizard Which implies that he can create his own breathable air, he just needs an enclosed space to contain it in.
Can we all agree that when covid is over “far away Lucas” has to become “near by Lucas” and so on
Or "not so far away__"
@John Eric I agree with the latter half of that message. Now stop harming not only our children but everyone else. The scammers saying their essential oils will cure the 'rona should also be stopped.
@John Eric wrong.
@John Eric the death rate of it isn't the concern. The long-term health impacts are. What your argument boils down to is "if people are already ill, fuck 'em."
Well, no. Just no.
@John Eric also, number of your state doesn't equal the total number. I'm in the UK, where it sits around 3%, probably because hospitals are filling up.
Actually, canonically in Super paper mario; mario, luigi, peach and bowser die in the plot and go to a place similar to the underworld called the Underwhere, this is a place where characters from this world go when they run out of lives, so you can have 999 lives but if you get to 0 you canonically go to the underwhere
so the lives are canon. Hang on, give me a second
So, in 3d world, the maximum amount of lives mario can have is 1110. In super mario odyssey, each time mario dies, he loses 10 coins. Assuming that mario will be sent down to the underwhere if he has no lives/coins, and that the 3d world lives and odyssey 'lives' stack, mario has a grand total of 2219 lives if mario has max lives and max coins. If you wanted to kill mario, you would have to kill him 2220 times WITHOUT giving mario a chance to escape and collect more lives, because with the quickest lives farming method in 3d world, he could probably regain all the 3d world lives in about 5 minutes. You would also have to not let mario collect any coins as they could regenerate his health
To kill mario, you would need to kill him 2220 times WITHOUT giving mario ANY time to collect coins/farm lives. ONLY THEN would you be able to send him to the underwhere.
And then he uses an escape pipe and hes in flipside.
Well, it seems Paper Mario and original Mario are different canons, but non-the-less it's fun to think about the idea of multiple lives existing in univserse.
I can't believe that Mario is canonically going to Hell
That’s a misconception, during chapter 6 when Queen Jaydas restores the Pure heart, she says something along the lines of “Your game is not truly over, somehow you have been sent here while very much Alive.”
@@luckysix1015 you got me in check mate, nice
Mario is what Homer Simpson would be like if he were competent.
Dont hate on homer the later seasons ruined him and made him the way he is now
The most accurate depiction I've ever heard
It’s gonna be weird not to hear “far away ____”
Replace with close to home _____
You haven't considered near by _____
@@robertward639 nearby gang
"What does Batman do if Mario pulls a star out of his pocket?"
Presumably, Batman would pull his own star out of his utility belt...
Probably also you can just pull out a flame Thrower or turtle shell or spike or crush him or literally anything that kills him in the games you can easily kill him
@@SvenjaFortnitefan Those are game mechanic's
In Super Paper Mario he dies, finds Luigi in technically hell, makes friendship with the Queen of technically hell, and then she gives him (and Luigi) a Continue and send him (and Luigi) back.
Yep, he canonicaly has gone to hell and back and achieved immortality by making a deal with the equivalent of the devil of his world.
Not to mention, in the same game, he beat 2 technically immortal characters that have the intention to destroy all of reality... Using the power of love to defeat them.
@@mr.randomize7174 the power of friendship
Paper Mario is like a completely different character tbh... Like OOT Link vs Wind Waker Link.
@@screweduptx512 The two Marios do fight together in "Mario & Luigi Paper Jam Bros.", so I'd assume this is true.
About Mario's name
Most would assume his last name would be Segali, because at the time of the mod 80s, Nintendo was renting out an apartment room, with the landlord named, yes, Mario Segali.
But the whole "Mario Mario" thing technically dates to the late 90s live action movie Super Mario Bros, where Mario is played by the late Bob Hopkins. There is where "Mario Mario" comes up.
And yes, in donkey kong he was originally known as "Jump man".
So in all contextual canonicity, Super Marios full name, is Mario "Jumpman" Mario.
**something about game theory**
I love how you said "Most would assume" and talk about a fact that (I think) most aren't aware of
To clarify, the recent rerelease of Mario 64 in 3D All-Stars did change the line from the NTSC "So Long King-Bowser" to the Japanese "Bye Bye", but this was probably just a result of the fact that Nintendo used the Japanese version as a base, since it contains many bug-fixes the Western version lacked. I'd love to think they changed the line just to get people to stop saying "So Long Gay Bowser", but I really doubt it.
If Mario is only 25 then he needs to chill out with the drugs
Let the man have his mushroms.
He micro doses
@@bryanfernandez2892
Have you seen what happens when he doesnt?
He can literaly stomp bowser in the ground when he takes a "Mega" dose.
He might be skilled, but he ain’t as fly as Funky Kong
_No-one is as fly as the Funk..._
Funky kong is built different
@Shadow Paradox Your correct
Meanwhile Luigi Nintendo’s most Skilled character
I think Luigi is the bravest character... cause even though he's a TOTAL scardy cat... he STILL goes on these adventures with his brother AND if he has to, he will 'brave' ghosts for his friends! Luigi is freaking awesome!
He doesn’t even have to do anything
Also Luigi can canonically do everything Mario can AND Jump higher than him, which means that Luigi is stronger than Mario
I chose Luigi every time I can, he's the better version of Mario
@@robertlincourt8422 I know Luigi can do a lot of things Mario can do, but I think there are still a number of things Mario does that Luigi is never shown doing. The opposite case is much more limited.
The superhuman stamina is why he can get with all the princesses.
It’s not forget how Kirby the defeats literal gods and can destroy the universe
Kirby is broken for sure. That's why Mario is the most skilled, not the most powerful.
Even then, Mario has ALSO defeated a fair share of godly or god-like opponents (some of them can destroy MULTIPLE universes) so don’t count him out just yet.
Mario is also (technically) a vietnam war vet. He was in a bomb disposal squad. No shit, theres a legit Nintendo licensed game where you go setting off untripped IEDs in vietnam. AS MARIO!
So when people joke about Mario having war flash backs, theyre more right than they know XD
No way is this real xD
@@ientity8259 look it up! Marios Bombs Away
Ahahaha your right omg
....I feel like I’ve lost something for knowing this.
I love these videos. It's lovely seeing other people talking about how cool and silly fictional characters are. It helps in lockdown
Everyone knows the best Mario quote:
"So long Gay Bowser"
"Mario Mario is the most skilled HUman in in fiction" -- Billy Bob Space Trucker *exists*
Yeah but Billy Bob Only had a small set of skills They just kept being applicable
mario has to be the most skilled fiction character. barbie hold my poodle
"Mario is the most skilled fictional character ever"
Barbie: Am I a joke to you?
One thing I find funny is Mario has been in many jobs and professions but he's never shown holding them down. Could just be a case of Jack of all trades master of non.
Also the whole Mario and sonic Olympic games cracks me up knowing that sonic and company could just breeze through those events if they were allowed to go all out 😂
I'm pretty sure Mario is so Super human, That He's able to be highly skilled in basically anything and Him being Olympic level in all those Sports just says how good he is.
I think he still holds the occupation of plumber.
I mean in jumping events Mario would hold his own extremely well, but any running events you are correct
Kyle: "mario is the most talented human ever"
Me who knows that Luigi has the same powers but better: "sure he is"
The game is called “super Mario brothers”. So it’s referring to both Mario and Luigi. By doing that your calling them by their last name. Hence Mario Mario.
Their last name was also Mario in the Super Mario Bros. live-action film.
Also He is Dr. Mario. You only call Doctors by their Last Names.
@@cinnamonsugarcourtney6073 Luigi is also a doctor in the game. And they call him “doctor Luigi”. But I’m just nitpicking. 😉
@@robertmartin4449 probably to avoid confusion.
In Superstar Saga, both the bros learn how to manipulate fire and lightening. Firebrand and Thunderhand.
Super stamina is how he gets all those princesses. He's the Ron Jeremy of video games.
"He can jump off sheer glass in workman's boots." We need to get that man on Ninja Warrior!
oh god, Ninja Warrior Mario edition.
Wario would show up, Daisy, Peach and Luigi.
Then it'd be taken over by Bowser who improved the challenges.
mario the most skilled fictional character? ill give you he has an amazing repertoire but to quote a previous fact fiend's video, "Bill Murray's Character in Groundhog Day is Probably a Time Lord". dude was stuck in that time loop for so many life times it would probably be easier to ask him what he hasn't mastered then what he has.
He never did backflips or played any sports at an Olympic level. It wouldn’t even be possible for him to train up to that level as his body reset everyday
There is a celtic god (possibly a demigod of some sorts) that is called Lugh the manyskilled who, if i remember correctly, mastered all the skills of the other gods, including sorcery. He might well be a contender.
When I first started watching your videos I thought the editor forgot to take the old photos out that you guys were talking about but later realized that’s just the style and have come to love it. I haven’t been watching you guys for a long time but love the content.
I mean yeah, going toe to toe with link is absurdly impressive. I think He's the most skilled combatant in all nintendo fiction.
Meanwhile Mario dies if he touches anything laterally
Those are game mechanic's
Damn last time i was this early, Kilroy was still here
Omg, a Kilroy reference! Thank you, you person of culture :)
@@mrenygma181 well it is an almost forgotten meme from world war 2, someone's gotta spread them
Of course Mario is trying to get tail he obviously is Ron Jeremy
DON"T look up Super Hornio Brothers......or do. What am I your mother?
mario could absolutely destroy batman without disturbing a single stache hair
Mario is also known as dr. Mario and dr is a last name so he is Mario Mario
Mario is probably the most skilled due to the sheer amount of sports he has played to Olympic standards but Doom Guy is most certainly the strongest given that DG can rip apart titanic creatures of hell and here’s a little fact DG uses super weapons such as the BFG 9000 because bare handed was to easy
But Minecraft Steve can lift infinite weight
@@dunning827 you know full well that no one considers Steve and Alex human
Mario can lift castle's and stomp on them until they explode
@@ndf0715 counterpoint to all of you Kirby and Bayonetta
Mario’s full name is Mario Luigi Mario and Luigi’s full name is Luigi Luigi Mario.
Man a wiki weekends on Link would be amazing! (Especially the hero of time and hero of the wild). He's canonically able to parry with the force of a nuke...
People who watch TerminalMontage know quite well how terrifying Mario is
He dies if a mushroom walks into him
"Mario is the most skilled fictional character"
Barbie: am I a joke to you
Personally I’d say it’s Agent 47, the man is amazing at everything he does and at some point it’s just ridiculous
In regards to the strong will point, in super mario rpg the player can make Mario do bad things and have no repercussions. This includes stealing a toad's wallet and later selling it, telling a kid to give up on his dreams because he will never jump as high as Mario, and when another toad is locked out of his house Mario has the option to steal his valuables instead of helping him get back in.
The super Mario brothers movie made the name a joke. The world accepted this as the only thing the movie did well enough to keep.
They are the mario bros so Mario Mario works.
I have a theory that everything Mario does is him day dreaming while on the job being a plumber in Brooklyn
Mario's greatest weakness:
A Purple Mushroom
1:05
It's from the life action movie "Super Mario Brothers" with Ron Jeremy as the titular Mario Mario.
Specifically the scene where they're being booked into jail in the hidden city ran by King Koopa.
Before people start coming after me telling me his name is Bowser not Koopa...
His name was Koopa in the movie.
Well course he is; he's a plumber, a fighter, a doctor, an explorer, an athlete etc~
Regarding your "Wise Kong" notion - It's heavily implied in Donkey Kong Country that Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong.
And that DK jr is current DK's dad
I absolutely refuse that Mario is only two years older than I am. That is, as the kids say, bullshit.
Technoblade should be shaking in fear because acording to karl: Mario never dies.
unstoppable force meets unstoppable force
Mario first introduced himself to kuppas as mario and they assumed that was his speices, so they of the mushroom kingdom think hes named after his speices, mario, the mario
Interesting
Mario was a teacher when he taught typing. Dude had a time machine game, and a hotel too. Let’s not forget his SMB2 enemies: Wart, tryclyde, Mouser. Mario Mario was from the movie. Not exactly canon.
Superhuman strength and durability... but he dies instantly if a turtle walks into him.
Game mechanic's
I always just assumed he was shortening bowsers name and saying “so long K Bowser”. Sort of like King K Rool
The problem with comparing whether mario is stronger than anyone in a fight is that in some games bumping into something kills him in one hit or makes him small and weaker.
Game mechanic's
Batman can beat anyone with prep time, but Mario doesn't need prep time to beat Batman.
One of the early names for Mario was mr. video. So I think his full name is Mario video
Mario Mario comes from the live-action Super Mario Brothers movie and the director of the movie when was asked why he simply said they're called the Mario brothers so logically their last names would be Mario
I think the respawn mechanic is canon to the universe, it's been referenced in other things that he can come back as the "1 Up" mushrooms are explained in it.
Steve from minecraft can carry 44,425,720 kg. It's true. I promise.
All these years I thought the bros were at least 30-35 and now I'm very uncomfortable to know that I am the same age as Mario and Luigi.
"Younger twin brother"
By what, a minute?
"How do you beat him?"
Touch him once with the kinetic energy of a walking turtle? Wait five minutes for time to run out?
Game mechanic's
Superman has his powers and abilities because of his alien physiology and our environment.
I think Mario (as well as Luigi) may be similarly skilled because he is an Earth bound human stuck in a parallel world. If any of use were to travel to The Mushroom Kingdom then we too would be able to jump 2 stories and throw fireballs.
Actually, canonically in Yoshi’s Island DS, it is shown that Mario and Luigi were born as two of the seven Star Children (the other five being Bowser, Donkey Kong, Peach, Wario, and the current Yoshi). The Star Children are supposed to be super-powered beings gifted with immense power and supernatural abilities that can be used to take over the universe.
18:00 the TAS 0 star speedrun mario really does slide into other dimensions just to enter a door
There is a video that goes through all 100 of marios jobs, i recommened it for the laughs.
I know you guys won't take my suggestion (cause it's just not what you guys do lol) but I wish you guys did more video game fact fiends... cause apparently you guys are gamers through and through lol... anyway, another great show!
Mario really evolved his career, from a plumber from Brooklyn to the Mushroom Kingdom's favorite handyman
No one gonna talk about how he can moonwalk through solid walls if he jumps at the right angle?
Mario has that Chris Farley agility and endurance for such a heavy man.
I can't believe they called Yoshi a friend when he's clearly a father figure to him
Isn't the Mario Mario thing from the live action movie?
Mario on his latest job as a gardener: "Non è molto, ma è lavoro onesto."
It's not much, but it's honest work.
You know that Mario actually fought in the Vietnam war? It was i the game "Mario's Bombs Away".
Batman might be able to win, but only with more prep time than Mario. So basically, yes, Mario can win.
Mario v. Barbie for most jobs and most skills. It'd be a bloodbath.
So, in case anyone was wondering, Donkey Kong in the modern games, is indeed Donkey Kong Jr., whereas the original Donkey Kong is, in fact, Cranky Kong. I forget where exactly it's referenced, but it is mentioned in the N64 Donkey Kong Country series.
Actually DK with the tie is Donkey Kong III. Cranky Kong is DK Sr., and our current DK's dad is DK Jr.
he also fought dreamy bowser in dream team wich is basicaly the same as fighting a god
I think the reason why Mario is this powerful is the moustache . He is only 25 and can easily save the world or galaxy on the daily
Paper Mario is confirmed to be a different character from Mario, which is not surprising.
"Mario has no weaknesses" other than a literal turtle, 15 ft gaps, a timer, ball moving at walking speed, poison mushrooms, super expert jank, random death pipes..
During the tour of the Universal Mario World theme park, Miyamoto said he is Mario and Luigi father. Not creator, father.
Considering all those jobs, it can be logically concluded that Mario is, in fact, Johnny sins
If we’re counting the paper Mario games (which the wiki does so I will) Luigi mentions in super paper Mario once they find themselves in the equivalent of Mario hell, the underwhere “Well, everybody runs out of extra lives sometime, right?” This is a joke so. Y’know. Grain of salt and all that
I'm surprised someone who researches a ton and seen a lot of films and stuff hasn't seen the Mario film and knows the origin of the Mario Mario name. The writers on that film probably saw the games being called mario bros. and assumed the surname is Mario... while the first name is also Mario, and then there's Luigi Mario as well
Jumping is like the greatest thing ever. I'm firmly convinced that the owners of the small business i work at fabricated the whole covid thing just so they could set up plexiglass barriers on the counter so I'd stop jumping over them. It only saves maybe 3 seconds from walking around but it's so much fun to vault over them.
Mario can breath outside of our atmosphere, just let that sink in
Mario did what one punch man did but it gave him a baller mustache and aged him up 10 years but made him immortal. It was his losses at the hands of DK and the constant kidnapping of princess peach by Bowser that drove him to do 100 setups, 100 push ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run everyday.
11:43, "Everything was fine in the Mushroom Kingdom... until the Fire Mario appeared..."
Mario can beat Batman just by jumping on his head
Im under the belief Mario's powers are linked to his moustache. As a baby he was useless and had no 'stache, with a 'stache he is all powerful
Ok but why is nobody talking about how Mario and Luigi both have licences to practice medicine, and they're both only 25 years old.
Full name: Mario Jumpman Mario
Thank you. How has this not been liked more?
When you find out that Mario is many times faster than sonic and all Mario games are basically in slow motion
I wanna point out, mario has the ultimate power of making a golf game fun, which I think is his most powerful power
He can also play basketball, volleyball, dodgeball, and hockey.