Just the Healing • One Hour Loop // Unintentional ASMR // Saul Shaye + God + Katherine + Satnam

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  • @mitchfromtheinternet297
    @mitchfromtheinternet297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Arguably the most relaxing con artist on TH-cam.
    50% of people notice they fall asleep to this video, but within 24 hours 90% wake up to it still on their screen.

    • @villevirtanen00
      @villevirtanen00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey, I didn't notice falling asleep so please put it into the equation.

    • @randy7068
      @randy7068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree and I also like this one. th-cam.com/video/XM1pBcjrx_8/w-d-xo.html

    • @dr.saulshaye4500
      @dr.saulshaye4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m as legit as they come.

    • @razorrook218
      @razorrook218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can say I have not made it to the 20min mark yet before passing out. Been watching this nightly for 2 months

    • @dr.saulshaye4500
      @dr.saulshaye4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@razorrook218 enjoy your healing

  • @MathewWoodard
    @MathewWoodard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    No matter how many times this video is uploaded, I will always come for the comments about the old lady’s three shades of purple outfit.

    • @cammaltby6218
      @cammaltby6218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      4. I’d put money on that she’s wearing a purple thong…

    • @timeforbed2176
      @timeforbed2176 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cammaltby6218 Fact: elderly women love their thongs

    • @Modioman69
      @Modioman69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cammaltby6218That’s enough internet for today lmfao! 🤣

    • @sandyeriksen7135
      @sandyeriksen7135 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @velimsimango4343
      @velimsimango4343 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol😅

  • @richb3326
    @richb3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    "Saul, it's been 24 hours and i still have cancer."
    "Sorry to hear that. You clearly weren't allowing yourself to receive the healing."

    • @dr.saulshaye4500
      @dr.saulshaye4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Drink water more

    • @Swan_Rons0n
      @Swan_Rons0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dr.saulshaye4500 worter*

    • @ChrisSmith-wh6bq
      @ChrisSmith-wh6bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      But at least your legs are level

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      "Is the cancer chronic?"
      "Mostly at night"

    • @mbaltz07
      @mbaltz07 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They didn’t have a wonderful response

  • @cgold8462
    @cgold8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    You know you’ve made it when God is working through you.

    • @Swan_Rons0n
      @Swan_Rons0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Gods working thrOOgh me"

    • @Shihtzu99
      @Shihtzu99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol!

    • @Richard-dk6ei
      @Richard-dk6ei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God is working through me but he pays No taxes 🤪🤪

    • @Richard-dk6ei
      @Richard-dk6ei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is always 50 per cent on the other hand doc 😃

    • @nelsonporter8387
      @nelsonporter8387 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don’t mock God, fool

  • @czechmate8972
    @czechmate8972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Hello, I need some purple pants for war

  • @matthewmersin2026
    @matthewmersin2026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The Clipboard work is just as relaxing

  • @lekoman
    @lekoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    The extent to which those paper towels get kicked around and dropped.
    The fact that his patter is identical, regardless of who he’s “treating.”
    His dead pen.
    That he's got official paperwork and a clipboard, like he's gonna maintain a file on them, or something.
    That those back rubs actually look like they’d feel really good, even if they are completely meaningless.
    That his name is Saul, he’s a scammer, and this was taped in Albuquerque.
    Her purple old lady outfit, and black clogs.
    His ill fitting suit and bad haircut.
    The way his voice cracks when he says “and god’s working THROUGH me.”
    The fact that he has to swallow his saliva, loudly, every 10-15 seconds.
    That he very obviously can control the “leg length” measurement because he picks their feet up and holds them however he wants, and that nothing he’s calling ‘treatment’ could conceivably change someone’s leg length.
    That goofy little stool he keeps moving around.
    The sweeping hands motion like he’s just completed some hard work.
    The way he awkwardly assists Satnam off the table even though Satnam is clearly capable of doing it himself.
    The cheesy public access TV set.

    • @ASMRplaylist
      @ASMRplaylist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I think you've put together a solid case here.

    • @BeeABaw
      @BeeABaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      lol! I could not read that without laughing uncontrollably. I lost it with the goofy little stool.

    • @Dakbryant
      @Dakbryant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I agree with your overall assessment. However, in fairness, I’ve seen doctors guide perfectly healthy and mobile people up and down from examination beds. I think it’s bedside manner.

    • @thomasskeffington4539
      @thomasskeffington4539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The touching reassures the ‘patient’. The same way a second hand car dealer puts their hand on your shoulder, looks into your eye and tells you that this car is great and you will miss out if you don’t buy it today.

    • @lekoman
      @lekoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dakbryant Fair enough. I think in isolation you’d be right... but in the context with the rest of it, that little moment of professionalism is really jarring.

  • @victorgamez3582
    @victorgamez3582 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    There's an epidemic of uneven legs. This man is our only hope

    • @SuzyBenz
      @SuzyBenz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣

    • @dialaninja
      @dialaninja 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      **sighs, then hobbles to the comments**

  • @saucewizard69
    @saucewizard69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    When you’re touch-starved, laying of hands can be very healing. My chronic pain isn’t as bad after a good hug from a good friend. The con here is the idea that he’s special for being able to channel healing.

    • @bensouthwell1339
      @bensouthwell1339 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He is special because he can make your wallet 50% lighter .... the other 50% still want to know what he did with there feet!

    • @FuImaDragon
      @FuImaDragon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, he does some light chiropractic and massage work and then tells them to drink water. Most people will feel better after that lol.

  • @Swan_Rons0n
    @Swan_Rons0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Do you think Dr. Saul does No Touch Martial Arts? Probably a third degree black belt in Bullshido.

    • @MrCrosby.s_lunch
      @MrCrosby.s_lunch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NotChefCook
      @NotChefCook 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @at5297
    @at5297 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Him giving them that mediocre back rub was always my favorite part.

    • @nadirkhan2250
      @nadirkhan2250 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I can hear a periodic "Yuck" playing over and over in his head as he does the sorry a$$ back massage

    • @brubobru4165
      @brubobru4165 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      you were very generous by calling it mediocre

    • @podfinger
      @podfinger 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      A waave sensation

    • @chipperP
      @chipperP 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mediocre AT BEST!

    • @worthless_opinion
      @worthless_opinion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Looks good to me.

  • @steve_s-w7i
    @steve_s-w7i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Video should be called “Just the most low-effort back rubs ever”

    • @RickysPlace1
      @RickysPlace1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's the "I don't really give a crap" back rub.

    • @MikeDuddy-q2t
      @MikeDuddy-q2t 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@RickysPlace1 I think he's just afraid of pushing too hard and snap I Katherines back in half.

    • @RickysPlace1
      @RickysPlace1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MikeDuddy-q2t Would that be”ASMR” or “Satisfying.”

    • @jdmathys1
      @jdmathys1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol

    • @worthless_opinion
      @worthless_opinion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Honestly still seems soothing. He has a light touch.

  • @tomsanders9106
    @tomsanders9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Quotes he writing on his paper.
    “Can’t believe I’m getting away with this”
    “Even making a video of me”
    “She loves abit of purple”

  • @BeeABaw
    @BeeABaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I love when he’s rubbing there backs he’s explaining the placebo effect. “Allowing to take to the healing” translates to fooling your brain that I’m doing something helpful.

    • @MagnumDB
      @MagnumDB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And tells her that any sensation that would naturally come from the simple act of being touched are all sensations she’s getting because the healing is working. Warmth, tingling, I sense of peace, love. Anyone could feel all of that when someone is soothingly touching your back and speaking in a soothing voice. It’s like a corporate drug commercials when they list a bunch of elements you may have that they claim their drug can help with. And these elements are always so generic and Vague physical issues are things all of us feel all of the time.

    • @tommytwomommy
      @tommytwomommy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah massages do produce feelings of love and euphoria for about 10 minutes

    • @webkid4567
      @webkid4567 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He's also subtly pointing out that if your problem isn't fixed through his methods, it's your fault. If your cancer isn't cured it's because you didn't "take to the healing" enough.

    • @MikeyPaper
      @MikeyPaper 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Haha crafty jew knows how to talk and scam. So typical.

    • @gladitsnotme
      @gladitsnotme 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And that's a scientifically proven beneficial solution for many people. Why knock it?

  • @joshh9756
    @joshh9756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Best part, when he rubs his hands together after the “healing” like he just did some work. Haha

    • @sandwich-breath
      @sandwich-breath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s more like a card dealer after shuffling the deck or clearing the table

    • @yourlocaldummy99
      @yourlocaldummy99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sandwich-breath 😂😂😂

    • @jrm_music7229
      @jrm_music7229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He measured the 32nd of inch leg length variance lol

    • @meyercutty202
      @meyercutty202 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So glad someone else loves this too

    • @TonyMichaels166
      @TonyMichaels166 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s rinsing his hands of the spiritual filth he just extracted from the patient.

  • @dr.saulshaye4500
    @dr.saulshaye4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I’m writing down my football bet picks and horse picks on my clipboard for all who wonder. Have a wonderful response

    • @thomasskeffington4539
      @thomasskeffington4539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Any good tips Dr?

    • @SourMlkSea
      @SourMlkSea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He told me to tell you, drink plenty of water and have a wonderful response😲😁

    • @Dakbryant
      @Dakbryant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How did you get so buff, Dr. Shaye?

    • @theunexplainablecrumbs4387
      @theunexplainablecrumbs4387 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about your whisky and cigarettes?

    • @YummyMicroplastics
      @YummyMicroplastics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      50% of my bookies get their money at the time, but usually 90% of my bookies get their money within 24 hours of threatening my kneecaps

  • @orpheusness2422
    @orpheusness2422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I’d pay for a session with him just for the asmr!

  • @raretrxsh7107
    @raretrxsh7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    never thought scamming could sound so beautiful

    • @michaelperez9966
      @michaelperez9966 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Saul may not be a scammer. Never underestimate a persons stupidity. Saul may actually believe what he’s doing cures/helps people.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@michaelperez9966Nah, he's followed the same script and done the same things for the last 10 years.
      A hallmark of decent con artists.
      This guy knows he's conning people. The bad looks and the voice are distractions. Watch what he's actually doing.
      Far as scams go, it's a good one.

  • @andyroberts7742
    @andyroberts7742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Producer - “How much purple will you be wearing maam?”
    Lady - “Yes”

    • @SIGINT007
      @SIGINT007 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “All of it”

    • @RellySmoove
      @RellySmoove 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

    • @SuzyBenz
      @SuzyBenz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣

    • @janbonte6422
      @janbonte6422 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This made me giggle

    • @matthewdomer6835
      @matthewdomer6835 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This comment format needs to be let go

  • @theprettybond159
    @theprettybond159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I personally think it’s crazy that we are all getting vaccinations when we could just be going to this guy

    • @ASMRplaylist
      @ASMRplaylist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @TechMan042
      @TechMan042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Both are equally effective too

    • @robinosborne6397
      @robinosborne6397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The point he’s making is through GOD we don’t need anything more than his (God’s) salvation.

    • @linjicakonikon7666
      @linjicakonikon7666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dr Fauci, Dr. Shaye,....same scam.

    • @claudiogonzalez9926
      @claudiogonzalez9926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That depends. Vaccination works, but only if you allow yourself to receive the antibodies when they inject you.

  • @sandwichman008
    @sandwichman008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    100% of his lies are very relaxing

  • @matureyoungman
    @matureyoungman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    His voice and general vibe is pure asmr through and through

  • @Mr2legit2quitt
    @Mr2legit2quitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how he lines up her feet and when he drops them they’re 3” off

  • @victorfrancor7326
    @victorfrancor7326 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The sleek way in which he maneuvers the pen off the clipboard hitting the tip first before gripping it.
    Mesmerizing

  • @TTex11
    @TTex11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    It's quackery, but it's relaxing quackery.

    • @lennyjay8390
      @lennyjay8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It‘s part of what makes the scam work. Getting the victims in a relaxed mood weakens their defense to the deception allowing the scammer to make full use of the placebo effect.

    • @ASMRplaylist
      @ASMRplaylist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah Lenny Jay, I've wondered about that too with this guy. The placebo effect is shown to work sometimes as well as (and even better than) medication. You can just replace "god" with "hypnotic suggestion." And if it works, it's not a scam. The question I have is-does he know or does he think it's actually god?

    • @lennyjay8390
      @lennyjay8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ASMRplaylist I‘d say it‘s a double edged sword, though with placebo. It can be really helpful in treating symptoms but is hardly any help with underlying issues. It can be a slippery slope to the darker corners of alternative medicine, too, see anti-vaxxers, covid-deniers, etc.
      The ritual and metaphysical aspect can be dangerous tools, so I‘d always be cautious when I see somebody using them.

    • @andrewwall1340
      @andrewwall1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ASMRplaylist God usely works though people in different ways my storys strage to how I belive in God. But yes I belive he believes God is working through him.

    • @MAGA4EVA1986
      @MAGA4EVA1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ASMRplaylist As an Atheist I find it hilarious and deeply saddening at the same time, I think he’s knows it’s a load of crap but the people he “heals” actually think it’s true and sometimes that’s all that matter but I would imagine half his clients are NOT REPEAT CUSTOMERS, plus you can tell he knows it because of his “whatever the person ALLOWS...” which is his get out of jail free card, because then WHEN it doesn’t work he can say “well you didn’t allow yourself to heal”

  • @JonnyJayJonson
    @JonnyJayJonson 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    0:06 the quiet "n'kay" is very relaxing 😅

    • @worthless_opinion
      @worthless_opinion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I want a loop of that 💤

  • @kaydixon6580
    @kaydixon6580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is perfect. This is my fave asmr but when he talks about what he healed on them I just can’t so I have to skip. Now I don’t have to. Thank you!

  • @raymondsaldana7293
    @raymondsaldana7293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "50% of the people I heal are schmucks, the other 50% are dead. This means 100% profit 100% of the time."
    -Dr. Saul Shaye

    • @at5297
      @at5297 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oy vey, don't you mock Rebbe Shaye like that.

  • @sentameier9795
    @sentameier9795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    A lot of ASMR-ists have been waiting for this masterpiece.....very nice...👍🏼♥️

    • @ASMRplaylist
      @ASMRplaylist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Glad to hear. Just doing my part.❤️

  • @taxprotester
    @taxprotester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Anyone else notice the paper towel roll follow him to Satnam? Magic.

  • @dp6970
    @dp6970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “And about 100% of people sense that their wallet is getting lighter...” 💸🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @enmenergy
      @enmenergy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I lold

    • @bosswhispering
      @bosswhispering 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hilarious!!!

    • @vforvendettaMA
      @vforvendettaMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      God doesn’t work for free!

    • @NotChefCook
      @NotChefCook 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @rancherfarmerguy
    @rancherfarmerguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Better call Saul!! He can even those legs and lighten that wallet!

  • @NotimPorten
    @NotimPorten หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I like how the title of the video credits God as part of the cast.

  • @Mr2legit2quitt
    @Mr2legit2quitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    For those who are not aware Better Call Saul character is based off of Saul Shaye. Both filmed in ABQ as well

  • @robertopsitos5402
    @robertopsitos5402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I'd like to see what is written on that clipboard

  • @WIZoftheWEST
    @WIZoftheWEST หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Relaxation and healing have been established.. Thank you, Sir.”

  • @tommytwomommy
    @tommytwomommy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    cigarette voices are great when mic’d up

    • @ASMRplaylist
      @ASMRplaylist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah, yes. So that's what's going on with his voice. I just thought he had a cold, or like the whole town of Santa Fe has the same cold cuz they're all sniffling and coughing the whole time. Maybe he just reeks of cigarettes lol.

    • @Kevin-wr2kb
      @Kevin-wr2kb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ASMRplaylist I thought he had a cold too!

  • @dylangrieveable
    @dylangrieveable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Even though he's an expert salesman, I think people probably de-stress quite a bit from going to him; so I believe the net effect is positive.

  • @BigPapaClaire
    @BigPapaClaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    there needs to be a name for this phenomenon. the more quacky the practice the more relaxing it is to watch.

    • @johnnycapps9010
      @johnnycapps9010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The QRR, or Quackery to Relaxation Ratio, is the axiom first theorised by B. H8er (2021) and later developed by J. Capps (2021) which describes the relationship between the level of quackery in any given ASMR video (q) and the mean relaxation effects on the ASMR TH-cam community of said video (r). Findings by both H8er and Capps showed a clear positive correlation between q and r in over 200 randomly selected sample ASMR videos based on video ratings, textual analysis of comments left by viewers and the tags and content themes of each video. These findings are consistent with the researchers’ hypotheses regarding a markedly positive QRR in ASMR TH-cam videos.

  • @saulshayde9633
    @saulshayde9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This video usually manifests very very fast.

  • @theunexplainablecrumbs4387
    @theunexplainablecrumbs4387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how you have included the people in the video in the title xD I hope Katherine's doing okay

  • @Mr2legit2quitt
    @Mr2legit2quitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’d love to see Saul heal Dr James Gill!

    • @Clown_Wizard
      @Clown_Wizard 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sandwich breath!

  • @sandwich-breath
    @sandwich-breath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    20% of 50% of the people sense something’s not right right away, while 100% of 50% of people usually feel it the next day... and if you don’t allow yourself to feel anything at all it’s your fault not mine

  • @kevinbutler2893
    @kevinbutler2893 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Whoever is allowing themselves to receive the healing.” Clever phrase to get out of lawsuits.

  • @matthewdomer6835
    @matthewdomer6835 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dude literally was making bank on ASMR long before TH-cam.

  • @JMB129
    @JMB129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    With the paper towels under their faces, I wonder if they can smell their own sandwich breath.

    • @JKTIGER.
      @JKTIGER. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

    • @McSpitz
      @McSpitz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s hilarious I and probably 90% of the people commenting will know the “sandwich breath” comment quite quickly

  • @Elastas
    @Elastas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I sorta want to do a cosplay duo of him and this old lady in purple layers. Just walking around a convention and talking nonsense

    • @ASMRplaylist
      @ASMRplaylist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd be your biggest fan.

  • @Richard-dk6ei
    @Richard-dk6ei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You people are sick but talented in your comments! The chuckle I needed today !👌

    • @rstevens1836
      @rstevens1836 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We're not sick, we have god working through all that water we're drinking! 😂

  • @AJ-yx7cq
    @AJ-yx7cq 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The loop we didn’t deserve… but the loop we all needed…

  • @mrmoncherz2574
    @mrmoncherz2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The writing part is best part imo

  • @freeatlast1963
    @freeatlast1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In fairness to Saul, if he'd been Elvis' physician - The King might still be alive .....

  • @pascaldorland
    @pascaldorland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    God working through Lou Ferrigno.. Now that adds another layer of super power to the Hulk!

  • @tinaa140
    @tinaa140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I figured it out, his healing is just doing live ASMR

  • @frickincasual
    @frickincasual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    CATHERINE GOT SOME MFKIN CAKES

  • @linneajordyn5275
    @linneajordyn5275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    50% of the people won't notice I'm holding their wallet. After the healing, 90% will notice their wallet feels lighter and won't remember what happened.

  • @KR11111
    @KR11111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When he says he does most of his healings over the phone, I imagine the phone call being silent for ten minutes and then him just listing every part of human anatomy that he healed.

  • @SoberIrishman
    @SoberIrishman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Even the paper towel roll seems to have mystic powers...it follows master obediently.

    • @juanvela9665
      @juanvela9665 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I came here to find. Isn't that weird af!? Like he barely grazes it, and it rolls to him. Kinda freaky 🤣

    • @SoberIrishman
      @SoberIrishman ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juanvela9665 😎👍😎

  • @snookerjam
    @snookerjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know very well what an asmr freak loves...great video

  • @chickenbonezoe
    @chickenbonezoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I just know this room smells like dust. Like an old school or church 😂

    • @ASMRplaylist
      @ASMRplaylist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      definitely. i love the old libraries on the east coast like in massachusetts.

    • @dominiktokar3454
      @dominiktokar3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the room smells like old people's house or furniture

    • @1Learn2Swim3
      @1Learn2Swim3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ASMRplaylist The Newbury, Massachusetts library, if you're ever in the area

  • @robeach11
    @robeach11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    God: “I’m not working through you, choad.”

  • @JamesDene
    @JamesDene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    50% of the time, it works every time.

    • @highr8764
      @highr8764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Statistics 101

    • @dancingvirgil
      @dancingvirgil 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That doesn’t make sense

  • @jasongarcia2140
    @jasongarcia2140 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is a really short loop you guys are crazy

  • @critscredo8497
    @critscredo8497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    OMG I love hearing her back noises!!

    • @ASMRplaylist
      @ASMRplaylist  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's making them just for you.

  • @oliviaschiebler9478
    @oliviaschiebler9478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His lies are really relaxing

  • @cgold8462
    @cgold8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    50% of the time it works all the time!

    • @SourMlkSea
      @SourMlkSea 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sex panther, 60% of the time, it works every time😉

  • @jr5067
    @jr5067 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The healing works 70% of the time, every time

  • @GoodOlRoll
    @GoodOlRoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Saul Shaye knows how to use the force

  • @rayw2455
    @rayw2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Do I get a discount if he can’t correct the leg length?

    • @thomasskeffington4539
      @thomasskeffington4539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. It’s your own fault for not allowing your legs to correct themselves. Or it’s not the best for all, or The Holy Spirit doesn’t feel the need for them to be the same length. Or you didn’t drink enough water.

  • @Hairlesswookie62
    @Hairlesswookie62 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Saul's purple period was a time of great healing to those receptive to it.

  • @krashlyboo
    @krashlyboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone who tells you "God is working through me" may need to be reevaluated

  • @CLOUD_7_7_7_7
    @CLOUD_7_7_7_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man 1000% has used irl asmr and said it was some form of “healing” gg man gg

  • @eternal_winter8713
    @eternal_winter8713 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Whatever the individual is allowing themselves to recieve with the healing”
    Translation: If it fails it’s on you not me you didn’t believe enough:
    This is spiritual gaslighting 101. Run.

  • @caterpillakilla
    @caterpillakilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    imagine that the sensation of ASMR may have been felt by people back in the day, falling for this quakery and attributing good feelings to god or the healer...wild

  • @Shihtzu99
    @Shihtzu99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’d love to see his clipboard notes!

    • @JKTIGER.
      @JKTIGER. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just pictures of unicorns and dollar signs tbh

    • @rstevens1836
      @rstevens1836 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "If you're reading this, you've been punkd! Have a wonderful response!" 😂

  • @vxrdrummer
    @vxrdrummer 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Even more bonkers than being conned in person is that this guy does 'healing' over the phone also! These people disgust me, but the ASMR is good.

  • @Iggy253
    @Iggy253 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The part at the start where he says his patients usually feel a tingling or relaxing sensation in their body is probably just the person having an asmr feeling but they mistake for gods energy.

  • @KevinHambright-oo6zw
    @KevinHambright-oo6zw 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    No., damn it Satnam, leave your shoes on, we went over this during rehearsal!

  • @tnskyhawk
    @tnskyhawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Grandma rocking the purple with the outfit.

  • @Kevin-wr2kb
    @Kevin-wr2kb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The video does make me want a nice back massage 💆‍♂️

  • @txihypexs3013
    @txihypexs3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The stool is his secret. It has to be.

  • @averyj8160
    @averyj8160 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Walter Matthau imagining he’s in a telephone booth dialing somebody.

  • @henryesp9284
    @henryesp9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    50 percent of the people will smell my sandwich breath

    • @JMB129
      @JMB129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't let me push them down fight fight fight fight fight

  • @bruncle_bob4582
    @bruncle_bob4582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:25 to 3:30 look at the paper towels

    • @jdmathys1
      @jdmathys1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      God was working through the paper towels 😮

  • @SMFFL100
    @SMFFL100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He knows he has to write something on the clipboard , in order to make the marc...patient, feel he is legitimate, so he writes his grocery list, one item at a time.

  • @Belasaurius
    @Belasaurius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that God is in the title, like any god would show up for this scam

  • @chardymacdennis3605
    @chardymacdennis3605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If this doesn't work, it's your fault for not letting it manifest. Also, if you're looking for a used car I gotchu

  • @ADjustinG2013
    @ADjustinG2013 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Glad you gave God credit in the title

  • @JonAutopsy
    @JonAutopsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The majority of the healing pre-back work on Katherine is missing. That would’ve made this video 100% perfect.

  • @lendrury2771
    @lendrury2771 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shaye is the king
    .the man is a miracle worker
    I went to him a few years ago for a healing and when I walked outside my car was gone
    My symptoms were gone

  • @danimirish
    @danimirish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    24 hours after the healing is established.

  • @IndyJones31
    @IndyJones31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I’ve healed all of your major organs. Also one leg is 1/35th of an inch longer than the other”

  • @lorenzocalonaci
    @lorenzocalonaci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Saul Goodman of healing.

  • @alexanderpoderys8059
    @alexanderpoderys8059 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank God both Katherine and Shatnam didn't need the healing for constipation.

  • @jdmathys1
    @jdmathys1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite moment is referencing the clipboard as he casts his magic spell on her feet. So much more official.

  • @tech10k14
    @tech10k14 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Catherine; Proudly sponsored by Welch's purple grape juice.

  • @This.Island.Earth68
    @This.Island.Earth68 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "He was a quiet man, an artist, a conman."

  • @georgiapeach3109
    @georgiapeach3109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "A sense of sleepiness"

  • @CrimsonTears2177
    @CrimsonTears2177 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hell yeah thank you so much for this

  • @muskardinfamily9200
    @muskardinfamily9200 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Eddie Money did some feelin on Grandma Grimace

  • @ryanmann2786
    @ryanmann2786 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “ heat, tingling, the need to urinate”