My broody attack chicken

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 พ.ค. 2014
  • My Buff Orpington I've had since she was a baby chick went broody like none other I've ever had. Check out how crazy this mama gets!

ความคิดเห็น • 896

  • @FreedomFighterEx
    @FreedomFighterEx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    "Gimme those egg!"
    Chicken : THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

    • @allmightoneforall1338
      @allmightoneforall1338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      🤣🤣bro didn't expect this💀

    • @schizotism3633
      @schizotism3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oml!!😅😅

    • @marwanamr97
      @marwanamr97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!!

    • @Mullokadz
      @Mullokadz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!

    • @TohSummerBL2game
      @TohSummerBL2game 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dammit, lol

  • @kekmaster-kz7ok
    @kekmaster-kz7ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    -1 hp
    -1 hp
    -1 hp
    ...

  • @vvintersunn6085
    @vvintersunn6085 9 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    gimme those eggs -ouch, ouch, -gimme, gimme those eggs ouch

    • @cal6741
      @cal6741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You have captured and repackaged everything that was important.

    • @schizotism3633
      @schizotism3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol check out my comment🙃

    • @schizotism3633
      @schizotism3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😏

  • @Sattva468
    @Sattva468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I'm taking your eggs!"
    Chicken: So you've chosen death.

  • @FatBird
    @FatBird 8 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "fine you can have that one", ha! this is hilarious

  • @TheRadicalOneNG
    @TheRadicalOneNG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    This man just tanked like 17 pecks in a minute from a chicken that drew blood and he just never relented! Talk about determination.

    • @synaesthesia888
      @synaesthesia888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He's a masochist

    • @user-sb3iz6cg1w
      @user-sb3iz6cg1w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus motherfucking christ. Synth thats enough internet for today

    • @2Fat2Furi0us
      @2Fat2Furi0us 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When I was a kid I had to do that for our over 500 hens.
      All that whilst the roosters were trying to kill me.
      No idea how that hen drew blood but yeah... never pull, keep your hand there and they cannot really harm you.

    • @criztu
      @criztu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he needs youtube money

    • @redjellonian8126
      @redjellonian8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      High stamina low wisdom build

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can't enough of broody hens. It's so funny to watch a pissed off hen all poofed up attack like that.
    My favorite part of the vid was when she took and egg back.

  • @waseemraza8748
    @waseemraza8748 8 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    They should use this chicken in miltary

  • @faisalahmed3956
    @faisalahmed3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I didn’t know what a broody chicken was so when a video of such title popped up I saw it. Now I'm constantly getting broody chicken vidoes recommended. Not that Im complaing, these are actually quite funny.

  • @mizuki7yearsago626
    @mizuki7yearsago626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    1:05 lmao she pulled that egg back 😍

  • @fpsserbia6570
    @fpsserbia6570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Human: give me your eggs
    Chicken: angry T Rex noises

  • @megawolf-br4mq
    @megawolf-br4mq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Chickens are the best funniest creatures to me 😭😂

  • @tabiBLAKEMORE
    @tabiBLAKEMORE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol! That feisty girl has been kidnapping eggs from all over the nesting box to sit on 😂

  • @darkscarlet1012
    @darkscarlet1012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    Here's a tip, wear gloves

    • @mobinbestintheworld9229
      @mobinbestintheworld9229 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ha ha ha ....
      yeah man,
      we don't have to see u bleed by a chicken to know it attacks a lot

    • @billyyank1916
      @billyyank1916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or how about dem tim🅱s my 🅱?

    • @HauntedGameCube
      @HauntedGameCube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For me. the pecking really doesn't hurt.

    • @imunknownunknown1114
      @imunknownunknown1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think its good cause if u steal u beed to pay hahahah

    • @Morpheus-pt3wq
      @Morpheus-pt3wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@bogdan-ioanmoisa1613 you can´t do that if you are using one hand to hold a camera - except if you are 3-handed human.

  • @leontarmann3449
    @leontarmann3449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If this is your first broody chicken video:welcome to the ride. You will not get this out of your recommendations anytime soon.

  • @marwanamr97
    @marwanamr97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I'm taking your eggs"
    Chicken: YOU TREACHEROUS LITTLE FILCHER! HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME!

  • @releasethealbum6190
    @releasethealbum6190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    awwww when she pulled that one egg back 💖💖

  • @linkdude64
    @linkdude64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    What a good mom!!!! She loves her eggs so much!!!😍💕💖

    • @breaking_mike
      @breaking_mike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't be mad at her because she is so cute, fat, chubby, chonk & obese -.- fat mom, overweight mom

    • @damiancano4511
      @damiancano4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her feather make her obese but u don’t really know if she really is

    • @damiancano4511
      @damiancano4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just carry her and see if she is

    • @breaking_mike
      @breaking_mike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damiancano4511 I love 'em so much, that's the point

    • @damiancano4511
      @damiancano4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@breaking_mike ohhh

  • @WralthChardiceVideo
    @WralthChardiceVideo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ive got a broody hen and shes the calmest sweetest pillow ever

  • @rkhnd51
    @rkhnd51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "You can have that one." Hahaha!

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What's ridiculous is how hens will get broody even though the eggs are not fertilized. Chickens are some of the craziest animals on the planet, sometimes lovable, other times psychotic.

    • @markclint8701
      @markclint8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thunderbird1921 true that's why if your hen lays an egg you better get it right away

  • @thekweewee
    @thekweewee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    lolomg sorry to laugh at your pain but this was hilarious

  • @arr5751
    @arr5751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    2020 TH-cam: Wanna see a broody chicken?
    Me: Okey

  • @scotttaco1272
    @scotttaco1272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    pick the darn chicken up
    you'll live

  • @wildlykit86stroud92
    @wildlykit86stroud92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She did tell you to don't touch my eggs

  • @VR00100
    @VR00100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Broody : used peck
    "it's super effective"

  • @jacksont9455
    @jacksont9455 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chicken: Deals 1 damage
    This guy’s hand: has like 29HP

  • @BreakTheIce222
    @BreakTheIce222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    lol, maybe you should just order some fertilized eggs and let her hatch them, her maternal instincts are through the roof. Felt sorry for you xD

  • @rosea2350
    @rosea2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    She’s fluffy 💓

  • @shadeyshade4880
    @shadeyshade4880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Usually I just pick them up and gently place them away from their nests, then again my chickens don't really draw blood when they peck lol

    • @tjwarburton
      @tjwarburton 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I was thinking. Doing that with gloves would cut down on the bloodletting.

  • @cyriewilson3170
    @cyriewilson3170 9 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    There's a great invention that would be helpful. They're called GLOVES. ; p

    • @recruit8921
      @recruit8921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@especiallyninety_751 dude it's that comment is 5 years old also no that's not a Karen.

    • @recruit8921
      @recruit8921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@especiallyninety_751 yes you assume right you are in fact a child but you didn't need to point that out.

    • @recruit8921
      @recruit8921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@especiallyninety_751 oh no sorry for making you angry child I will never do this again so for now on please go back to your parents.

    • @fetuseater6969
      @fetuseater6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@especiallyninety_751 lmao wut is wrong with you

    • @fetuseater6969
      @fetuseater6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@especiallyninety_751 someone does not know how to read

  • @JohaLego
    @JohaLego หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Give me your eggs!" - "Then give me your blood!"

  • @ScreemuSprites
    @ScreemuSprites 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This man deserves an award for dealing with such an attack chicken.

  • @jimmyyounger618
    @jimmyyounger618 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I decided to wear gloves because of a hen like this, so she started aiming her bites at the tender underside above my wrist. I put my gauntlet style welding gloves in the coop and she started launching off the nest into my face! My final solution other than putting her in a casserole was to rake her off the nest with a fishing net and hold her down as I collect her eggs. We renamed her. 'Gator' still has the most frequent broody cycles of any chicken, ever.

  • @dannyrichards6233
    @dannyrichards6233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gloves do help. And this made me laugh so hard. I cried. No joke. 😂😂😂😂

  • @pwessie4pwesident941
    @pwessie4pwesident941 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should've worn leather gloves. Now she's got a taste for HUMAN BLOOD!💀

  • @TheBlaert
    @TheBlaert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's no joke. My brother got pecked between the eyes when he was 4 years old. He has a big ass scar 45 years later

  • @leilarose9759
    @leilarose9759 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That was honestly kinda hilarious

  • @darkscarlet1012
    @darkscarlet1012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You should train it to attack strangers

  • @omegarugal9283
    @omegarugal9283 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    she hates you, my hens no matter how broody they are, they just "pretend" to bite me whenever i pick the eggs...

  • @adrianandrade315
    @adrianandrade315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always got scared they would hurt me but then I was like "Well it's not like she's going to kill me" now I know I was right

  • @JacobJohnsen-nu7nl
    @JacobJohnsen-nu7nl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This proves buff orpingtons are the broodiest hens along with cochins.

    • @UsmanFaraz854
      @UsmanFaraz854 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      By doing this he might not get ppls intentions to increase subscription, you always have to go beyond limits to earn something lol 😅😅😅❤❤

  • @jasonelwood4738
    @jasonelwood4738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    She protecc
    She attacc
    But most importantly,
    She take her egg bacc

  • @king_cynder_8615
    @king_cynder_8615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When my chicken still laid eggs and sometimes got angry when trying to retrieve the eggs, I would put a small, light fluffy towel on her head to keep her calm/distracted while I took the eggs. I wouldn't hold it down forcefully or anything, just let it rest there until she realised what was happening and chucked it off hehe. The indignant look she would give me was hilarious lmao.

  • @boisebadboy93
    @boisebadboy93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Back in SC we had buff cochins and Rhode island reds. Cochins didn't hurt at all when they pecked you, but our RIR could take skin off or leave pinch bruises... Over time I got used to them all and was like eh every morning when I got the eggs 🤣🤣

  • @monkey-with-the-drip5296
    @monkey-with-the-drip5296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guy: Gimme your eggs.
    Chicken: You could have said Please.

  • @historyisthebest5831
    @historyisthebest5831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it's not broody, but she just want to protect her babies.

  • @orctrihar
    @orctrihar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass !"

  • @EndlessDream
    @EndlessDream 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He like "GET DA FUCK AWAY FROM MY EGGS"

  • @ifalone
    @ifalone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lmao it looked like a cartoon where a magical talking hand does a pov of it trying to take some eggs from a broody hen.

  • @talhabintariq786
    @talhabintariq786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a hunch that your Chicken must've been a direct descent of Velociraptor.

  • @ronnelechavez
    @ronnelechavez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm sure she is docile just like other Buff Orpingtons if she's not brooding her eggs.

  • @schizotism3633
    @schizotism3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve been watching this video over and over again, and I love it😊

  • @theotaku5312
    @theotaku5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ....Am I the only one going, "Get Gloves!!"

  • @lukasebert744
    @lukasebert744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    basically that is what HowToBasic is doing in his free time

  • @dingabing9153
    @dingabing9153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ahem. Have u ever heard of the worlds greatest invention which saves lives ? " gloves"

  • @RSLokeshwaran
    @RSLokeshwaran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When she wrongly punched one egg

  • @AsuraDarkKnight
    @AsuraDarkKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Fine you can have that one.” Lmao

  • @johanpauwels7894
    @johanpauwels7894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    tips: fold your hand over her head so she doesn’t see. You can also hold her neck. Also, just before birds peck they need a few milliseconds to focus their eyes. If you learn to recognise that movement you will always have enough time to withdraw your hand.

  • @achmadhabibieel-haq8977
    @achmadhabibieel-haq8977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didnt see anything wrong, just a mom protecting her sons

  • @mantis8856
    @mantis8856 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that's a perfect golden war machine you got there

  • @gerry6076
    @gerry6076 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey!! You apologize that poor lady right now! 😭😭😭🤣

  • @agentchandlerikka8044
    @agentchandlerikka8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man: (Tries to take eggs)
    Broody Hen: Away devil human, these are mine

  • @mahadahmedbaloch
    @mahadahmedbaloch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    haha so cute

  • @poncik9248
    @poncik9248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine someone stealing your child and expect you to stay polite

  • @UsmanFaraz854
    @UsmanFaraz854 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Broodiness period is always like this, she try to protect her eggs and future chicks. She is very protective

  • @leouchheil6529
    @leouchheil6529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She P R O T E C C
    She A T T A C C
    But most importantly
    .
    .
    She P E C C

  • @YZEtc
    @YZEtc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She's playing chicken
    For real.

  • @malevores
    @malevores 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She's a beautiful chicken despite being angry. Also say please for the eggs. 😂

  • @AxisCorpsRep
    @AxisCorpsRep 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ah yes, tactical attack chicken

  • @kiko9382
    @kiko9382 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chicken be like when the man gets her eggs, "Congratulations you passed the challenge!"

  • @sapphire1385
    @sapphire1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She protecc
    She attacc
    But most importantly
    She want her egg bacc

  • @vanessagarcez
    @vanessagarcez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "so you have chosen death"

    • @laitdejabot9890
      @laitdejabot9890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      With all that vioIence on me would just kick that chicken a, ss but I don’t think that would ever happen because as a human I’m stronger than a small hen and would just prevent the pecking.

    • @markclint8701
      @markclint8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laitdejabot9890 but they will fight back,plus why tf would you do that

    • @damiancano4511
      @damiancano4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markclint8701 welp hens aren’t like roosters.Roosters fight for dominance

    • @damiancano4511
      @damiancano4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markclint8701 and he is right tho

    • @damiancano4511
      @damiancano4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markclint8701 I wouldn’t do that

  • @budgie508
    @budgie508 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    chicken: hey stop trying to take my eggs idot
    him: gimme those eggs and stop pecking me I'm not a bowl of water!!!!

  • @KiranKumarBegari
    @KiranKumarBegari 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg you are bleeding😂😂😂😂 great mom chicken very protective 🙏🙏🙏

  • @erdieaquino7104
    @erdieaquino7104 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man: gimme ur eggz!
    Hen: THEN U HAVE TO HAVE A SCAR

  • @mayonnaiseeee
    @mayonnaiseeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    She's adorable lol, a dedicated mama

  • @tastyneck
    @tastyneck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me, when the gf doesnt order her own french fries and tries to take some of mine.

  • @favierex
    @favierex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gimme yours eggs!!!!!!gimme those eggs

  • @nimaahmadi8547
    @nimaahmadi8547 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "fine you can have that one" i can't stop laughing lol

  • @theracklord
    @theracklord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro pay respect for the eggs

  • @HenriWeahengERSaysHelloToWorld
    @HenriWeahengERSaysHelloToWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that hen was speechless

  • @standardcake18
    @standardcake18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She was hiding like 8 under there! 😂

  • @gaming_flowey
    @gaming_flowey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I totally lost it when he FINALLY GOT THE EGG 🥚 AND SHE JUST GO'S LIKE NOPE MINE! MY PREACHUSE!!! (Can't spell lol)

  • @lauranimbus8092
    @lauranimbus8092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yep, she is no joke. :0 I had a perfectly tame Buff Orphington named Sugar who was slight in build. She went broody one time and her hormones must have been at full blast because she took me by surprise one time and chomped me good. Tore the skin/cuticle above my fingernail down to the nail. Hurt like the blazes and I still have the scar. Sometimes chickens punch with their beaks---usually this is more of a "get away"/"I'm warning you" message---but this was a full, snapping motion blow as hard as she could muster. To give some who may have not been bitten this way before and why the video-maker is like "Ow!", chickens typically reserve this kind of blow for the killing of small rodents or during chicken-v-predator self defense. Chicken necks are like jackhammers: a lot of force (especially if they're throwing their body at you at the same time) all directed into a tiny, hard area (beak). I count myself lucky to have incredibly tame chickens but that outburst from Sugar reminded me that sturdy work gloves are nice when you've got a broody. :) Good video showcasing how broody hens mean business when protecting their clutch (hope you cuts heal!)! :)
    Edit: I almost want to say that the English line of chickens has lead to some fantastically defensive broody mothers. I've had numerous Sussexes who were very vocal when broody and would pick at me a little (not like Sugar though). Australorps have good chicken-v-chicken defense while protecting a brood but have repeatedly been more mellow towards me.

  • @pejelagarto3826
    @pejelagarto3826 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Jajajaja es tan tierna y adorable como intenta defender sus huevitos

  • @xFirebird925x
    @xFirebird925x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "A hit! A very palpable hit!"

  • @efaz384
    @efaz384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She is a momma chikhen tho, And she is strong she is just trying to protect her eggs.

  • @ambergruber6357
    @ambergruber6357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Butter here is our buff Orpington German broody
    attack chicken

  • @oliviaquijano9018
    @oliviaquijano9018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Broody Chicken Tyrannosaurus Rex, gets pretty angry when you mess with her, when she's trying to lay her Eggs. 🐔🦖

  • @waxkopp
    @waxkopp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best broody hen ever!🐔

  • @Kplo-gp8lm
    @Kplo-gp8lm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Typical behaviour of: No matter how much it hurts, I will reach my goal!

  • @scslre
    @scslre 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Al Gore? Al Gore from South Park, is that you?

  • @AnonSoon
    @AnonSoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "fine you can have that one" xD awe man i love chickens

  • @reothomas7624
    @reothomas7624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I trick mine with one hand while I do the business with the other

  • @user-em7di7xe5s
    @user-em7di7xe5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She made your hand bleed 🩸. Mother defending babies.

  • @andrewjosephdotson1359
    @andrewjosephdotson1359 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She's so cute. She was able to keep one eggie so I think she won.

  • @alula2633
    @alula2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If only I could do this 😂 I just had to let one of my girls have her own chicks

  • @FroggyBunwich
    @FroggyBunwich หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is what our cave man ancestors had to do to survive

  • @Hassony523
    @Hassony523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hen: You can steal all my children except one ☝️.

  • @LuciTulcea
    @LuciTulcea 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The hen looks like an eagle! :)))