It's amazing how many opportunities this guy has had to go to a barber and say "Hello, I would like a normal human being's hair cut" and somehow keeps coming back with a more fucked up head. Who's to blame here???
he’s saying that because gta barbers can magically change your haircut into anything, like turning your buzz cut into an afro in game. He is saying tom needs magic to fix his whack ass haircut.
Their ideals are intolerant of "intolerant" people. As opposed to the ideals of most other people that's able to host horrendous ideas and discuss them, without needing to house them in reeducation camps. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
I really admire Tom's dedication to the craft. After making a wholesome and true experience with the dog-girl, he then proceeded to visit the dog trimmer to get a new haircut.
Dog trimmer? We're called groomers. Yes the word groomer was taken from us and turned into something awful. But I prefer pet stylist anyways. Or professional pet stylist, since it is a real profession and takes years to master. Sincerely a dog groomer who is a master at cutting dog hair but is probably shitty and cutting people hair 😂
@@michaelcarter3149wow I just looked this up... Guy literally was so guilty, that the fucking CLAN believed the brown dude he tried to blame more than him... That's so messed up, why don't more people talk about this?!
@iwannabethekid34xc Because we aren't "allowed" to talk/criticize them. The more you dig, the more you see why the painter hated them so much. I use to not understand it and thought people were just hateful, I was very wrong.
@iwannabethekid34xc regardless of if you are religious or not, look up Revelations 3:9. Also research the Talmud. It shows what they really are. Most of them don't know about it, but all of a certain sect of them does.
I try to convince myself that the value in cautionary tales is learning, therefore potentially avoiding the same mistakes. But myself already knows that the only value here is Schadenfreude. And the ease with which I'm able to edge myself to Tom's hilarious jokes.
@@TheLastApostle less cringe than their total fear of each other, constant breakdowns every other month or making the exact same video as each other with no new information
Tommy boy, if you’re going to use Redbar clips they need to be at least 4k. The team is in contact with your childhood friends and are investigating your finances.
This is a big issue with youtubers and Twitter especially on the lefty side, you can justify a lot of really messed up actions if you believe you're acting with moral authority
I loved how he kept pointing to that Vulture article as proof of his comedy when the article states they have no idea when he’s joking or not because his comedy is confusing.
Tom the type of guy to sit there quietly watching the barber fuck his shit up
I’m that way too dammit
lol i was thinking mby his gf did it
he said gimme that youtube melodrama monk cut
bros still letting his mom pick his haircut
The worst part is when they ask you if everything looks good and you just gotta put on a smile and say yes.
Tom the type of guy to go to his barber and say “The usual please” and then leave with a different cut each time
That's me I get them so rarely I don't even remember what I got last time lol
me fr fr, been saying ´´as always´´ for the oast 15+ years
It's amazing how many opportunities this guy has had to go to a barber and say "Hello, I would like a normal human being's hair cut" and somehow keeps coming back with a more fucked up head. Who's to blame here???
I did not expect to run into you here Jared of all places
Wow, one of the best RE reviewers in a Thomas Shadow comment section? Wild
Tom or defnoodles? Works for both
Sick crossover
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one. Your resident evil series was really good
You have money, you don't need to go to fucking Super Cuts.
not even supercuts does that, bro is choosing to go to an alley
Dude, that's Fantastic Sam's. Whatchu talkinbout?😂
Bro just told his barber “I want to be roasted everyday for weeks”
"Ceasar, Flat Top, Fade, ah here it is, No Pussy Getting, that's my shit"
He told the barber to put a blindfold and use a blunt nail clipper as the scissors
When the barber asked him what he wanted, he said "think of 2010, and do whatever comes to mind"
@@Sansrage. I click off the video so fast when his face pops up I’ve never even noticed his hair
Embrace your inner Bulgarian, go bald and get a huge gold chain.
Bulgaria more like Bulgayria
Turkey Tom the type of guy to be Bulgarian
Vhiskie kohla ie takilla 🎵🎶
Tom the type of guy to go to the barber and say, “one haircut please.”
This is the funniest one
Got me giggling at 3am
this one made me lol. x
Lmfao yes!
😂
Def Noodles looks like Tobuscus if he was gay
😂😂😂
Wait. Is Toby gay, or is Noodles gay? I'm confused. 😂
First comment I saw that wasn’t about Tom’s cut lmao
Damn bro really went back to the barber that fucked his shit up
I need to know how he pissed the barber off THIS bad. Nearly rekieta tier
That barber has it out for him or something 💀
He’s trying to get rid of the hoes
He asked for the “Do it blindfolded” cut
Gotta be letting his girl( who is in comestology school) cut it
Bro someone needs to get tom a GTA barber 💀
Not everything needs to be a video game reference bro. Barbers a real. Fix your brain.
he’s saying that because gta barbers can magically change your haircut into anything, like turning your buzz cut into an afro in game. He is saying tom needs magic to fix his whack ass haircut.
I'm going to milk your cock
@@dogeboithedoomslayer u right im restarted
@@nasaten autist located
That haircut is a war crime
One day his beard and mustache will sign a peace treaty, compromise and meet in the middle.
Right???
it's not even bad it looks normal
I’m tryna be Tom’s barber. Imagine not having to know what the fuck you’re doing at all and still getting paid. Dream gig
Def Noodles looks like a liberal version of Steven Crowder
Lmfao fr 🤣
Oh my god, what a call! I can't unsee it!
Mini hasan
Why , just why. This is the horror I didn’t need
I’ve always thought this 😂😂😂
Communities that try to appear welcoming, inclusive, and inoffensive, always house the most wretched and evil people.
Facts. They know there's something wrong with them and so a lot of effort goes into hiding who they really are.
Their ideals are intolerant of "intolerant" people. As opposed to the ideals of most other people that's able to host horrendous ideas and discuss them, without needing to house them in reeducation camps.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Mr Rogers?
@@SecuR0MMr Rogers didn’t claim to be those things, it’s just what he was
@@timduncan2981 He said "try to appear" and Mr Rogers deffo tried...because he was.
I really admire Tom's dedication to the craft. After making a wholesome and true experience with the dog-girl, he then proceeded to visit the dog trimmer to get a new haircut.
Dog trimmer? We're called groomers. Yes the word groomer was taken from us and turned into something awful. But I prefer pet stylist anyways. Or professional pet stylist, since it is a real profession and takes years to master.
Sincerely a dog groomer who is a master at cutting dog hair but is probably shitty and cutting people hair 😂
Who’s this Dog-girl, Whitney Wisconsin?
@@eddiedingle767 i completely forgot about that dog fucker, i hate you for bringing her cursed name up
@@DoorsToHideBehind156 you groom dogs??? wtf.....
@@DoorsToHideBehind156 you've been demoted to dog trimmer, buddy
"You're not invited to my weddinggg-mmhhm."
He got the idubbz gf haircut
ROFL
I know idubbz' girlfriend deserves a lot of hate, but that's just going too far.
That has to be the worst insult you can say to someone
All he needs is a failing OF career. Unless he already has one.....
This one got me LMAO
Bro you can’t roast your evil identical twin like that.
sir that is clearly crowders inbred brother, they sent him to Brazil as a cover upp.
Bro got that Mini Ladd haircut.
he is basically mini ladd no difference.
I picture more of a destiny haircut. Just not blue
The difference is minor
@@catswolo421 S tier comment 😂
Lmao
Im glad you mentioned Redbar. Too many people skip over his involvement in that event.
He is basically the Svengali behind the whole thing.
Def Noodles is a prime example of the Dunning Kruger effect.
All ambition but no understanding.
Tom the type of guy to wiggle his fingers before taking a donut.
And just before he grabs the donut, he murmurs under his breath,"don't mind if I do".
Most unique one yet
It makes me proud to see BigBunjeee getting the respect and admiration he deserves
the haircut lets us not get tomdark and defnoodles confused for each other
Thomas Dark: I want to be shoved into lockers
Barber: Say no more
"According to ADL"
Nobody takes ADL seriously.
Just look at why they were actually started. Tells you everything you need to know.
According to the 👃 your a stupid goy and you should be happy with the unwashed invasion and you should get in the pod
@@michaelcarter3149wow I just looked this up... Guy literally was so guilty, that the fucking CLAN believed the brown dude he tried to blame more than him... That's so messed up, why don't more people talk about this?!
@iwannabethekid34xc Because we aren't "allowed" to talk/criticize them. The more you dig, the more you see why the painter hated them so much. I use to not understand it and thought people were just hateful, I was very wrong.
@iwannabethekid34xc regardless of if you are religious or not, look up Revelations 3:9. Also research the Talmud. It shows what they really are. Most of them don't know about it, but all of a certain sect of them does.
Referring to off-ing himself as "fanum taxing himself" is so funny😂😂😂
The existence of your cut made me laugh more then the entirety of the two roast battles, that's impressive
Keem without his hat makes me think he's trying to sell me a Persian rug.
I'm bald and your cut makes me thankful for that.
Shit.
I actually lol'd
Well done.
~another bald guy.
you think you iss hair until you see this Bulgarian barge rat haircut Tom has and you think to yourself "Maybe I was the lucky one"
Not bald yet (seems in progress). After seeing that cut, I'm no longer feel worried
You better have covered how Redbar sold tickets on his show and got the audiemce at his club to be mainly Salvo and Redbar fans 😂😂
That was gold
Dont forget jon jones and his gay lover were there also. Thats not a joke btw lol. Really happened
@@TheLastApostle this is true, they had a threesome with mr. Noodles
With a barber like that, who needs enemies
He's Bulgarian, he never had a chance
Best comment 💀
Shout out REDBAR Radio, love seeing Mike pop up in random youtube shit. Give it a year!
Tom’s barber has a blood feud with Tom’s family
I love that you actually brought up the redbar stuff. Mike's the og of commentary shit.
BIG BUNJEEEEE SPOTTED, BIGGIE B IN THE HOUSE
Nice to see him popping off.
Big bunjee is a modern day hero
THE DRUGS ARE WEARING OFF
He is the modern clowniscrazy
ok but what about small bunjeeeee 😢
Tom the type of guy to raise his hand to ask a question during a date
“Vanilla gorilla” that is amazing😂
"Mayo Monkey"
all those words and nothing works yet I can ruin their day with one simple word, seven letters starting with N
@@heavyhebrew"look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power"
Whats the seven letter word?@heavyhebrew
If someone called me that, im taking it as a compliment lmao
Caught me off guard 😂😂
TOM got a haircut in the DARK
That Haircut an even bigger war crime
Seriously, the State Department needs better rules of engagement if we are going to be facing such horror in the future.
Defnoodles looks like if Tom and Hassan had a child
YOUR HAIR IS FINE.
YOU ARE LOVED.
YOU ARE VALID.
YOU ARE A TRANS ICON.
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
🦅🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
So real
Turkey Tom is a girl's name
Tom looks like a trans man
“Fanum Taxing himself”
💀💀💀
Tom the type of guy to tip, dap up his barber, and say "I like it" after a bad haircut
Defamation noodles is the low hanging fruit I'm here for
I think it's nice Tom let the blind barber cut his hair. It probably made his whole week!
"I'm getting some poosay tonight!" -- "But that's not what happened." yeah cause of that dang haircut
Tom should remake the My New Haircut video.
TomDark talking about the inspiration to Tom's earlier crows nest hair, Def noodles. How the cycle finally completed its full circle.
Bigbungee mentioned
trvth...
Was not expecting tom to fuck with redbar, fr the michael jordan of hating, redbar is watching
I thought it couldn’t get worse 💀
Tom out here slowly becoming the suburban beta Dad he never had but always wanted
/_
Tom looks like a respectable member of society
I try to convince myself that the value in cautionary tales is learning, therefore potentially avoiding the same mistakes. But myself already knows that the only value here is Schadenfreude. And the ease with which I'm able to edge myself to Tom's hilarious jokes.
We need a reaction to everythicc the gainer tiktoker that would be iconic
YES
That would be MORE than iconic but my eyes are ready 😷😂😂
😂😂 As good as Orangepeanut video about him
@@dinathemagician5728 Orangepeanut video discovered him for me lol
Dude I actually hate that, I hate you for mentioning that you suck!
I actually thought in the first few seconds I was watching a Def Noodles video 😭 I was in between tabs
Thanks Tom, I used this video to beat my edging streak!!!!!
Tom the type of guy to ask his barber to fuck his shit up so he gets more engagement under the videos
Redbar is watching
Rebar.
And waiting
I knew I'd find fellow heads
Tom is the type of guy to tell the barber "looks great!" when it in fact does _not_ look great
Redbar is king, everyone in the commentary community could learn from Redbar
Cringe
@@TheLastApostle less cringe than their total fear of each other, constant breakdowns every other month or making the exact same video as each other with no new information
Tom the type of guy to go to his barber and say “fuck my shit up”
Just remember, John Jones only spars with people he will sleeps with.
Tom turned into anisa
i think you mean, Idubbbz' girlfriend
Bro consistently gets his hair fucked up every time without fail 😭🙏
Tom, just let the bowl hair come back.
Barber : what kind da cut you getting ?
Tom : surprise me 😊
Barber : say less
Tom the type of guy to get a haircut that people ironically call nice
“He’s also dope on the mic”
“NI-“
“Look at how they massacred my boy” -me about Tom’s haircut.
Tom the type of guy to go to his barber and say "Give me the rizz"
Really like your new haircut Tom!!
No you don't lmao
Tom thetype of guy to walk into the barber shop and say "Surprise me!"
Tommy boy, if you’re going to use Redbar clips they need to be at least 4k. The team is in contact with your childhood friends and are investigating your finances.
My dude Tom looking like one of them Goldeneye enemies when being shot at 😂😂😂
Tom the type of guy to go to the barber with 0 stars on yelp
Tom cursed by the Anisa haircut
Brad taste ahh haircut
The second roast, that was actually Salvo's security btw lol. When Dennis pushed him it was actually the start of the show
bro got kai cenat's barber
Tom the type a dude to have a barber named “T-Pain”.
Tom the type of guy to be unlocked using 250K Lego pieces
This is a big issue with youtubers and Twitter especially on the lefty side, you can justify a lot of really messed up actions if you believe you're acting with moral authority
Dude walking to the chalkboard had me rolling...
A few seconds into the video and I was like “Tom’s looking different”
I loved how he kept pointing to that Vulture article as proof of his comedy when the article states they have no idea when he’s joking or not because his comedy is confusing.
Nah bro your barber commited a warcrime right there
Example: Disrupt dude now has a channel Harmony and its good
Hell yeah to the red bar clip funniest dude ever with his bomb sound effect lmao I love when he destroys Matt rife
He isn't beating the trans allegations with that cut.
I think your hair is giving middle school picture day.
Def Noodles looks like Dark Brazilian Tom.
Tom is so cute when he narrates his own PTSD flashback
YESSS THE REDBAR CLIP!!!!!
That hair cut is a content war crime 💀
Redbar's WATCHING!!!!!!! fuck yeah lets go mike bet-david!
It's ALWAYS a good day for a def noodles hit piece
Redbar ruined his life years ago
Holy fuck tom acknowledged bigbunjee this is toms best video ever
I still won't forget him posting conservative content a few months ago when he was the biggest liberal
Bros got that Nathan fielder cut