Plot twist twist: she distributes all her work to 10 programmer boyfriends(regular 1x devs) slaving away in her basement and merges their work together at the end of the day.
Also his laugh sounds like he was crying and that's so relatable. I had a job so demanding that I literally had to order daily catering delivered to my door, to not starve.
@@Rakkoonn yeah game dev is unhinged, but in the western world it's not hard to find a software job where the 8 hours is sacred. Good fkn luck finding such a position in finance. Anywhere.
I was friends with my wife online before we met. I'm a SE and she does Infrastructure stuff. When the topic of what we did for a living came up, I told her that I was a SE. She thought I was trying to impress her because she first said that she worked in IT. However, when she was having trouble doing some kind of deployment thing she randomly reached out to me to see if I could help. I forget what it was -- something super simple -- but after I did that, that's when she told me she began to have feelings for me. We got married about 1 year and half later lol.
@@definitive_solutions funny you mention that. I recall helping her out with a git repository issue for her deployment. That's what it was that I did to help her. Now re: fixing conflicts by merging, usually I will do rebasing locally if I can.
Those statistic sites are misleading. For example, if you are seeking a mate who is a homeless burn victim with cancer, the stats might lead you to believe your odds are poor, but actually your odds are probably near 100% because that person will have no other option but you. But if you are looking for a partner that EVERYONE wants for a partner (e.g. 6-foot, 6-pack, 6-figure man), then your chances are MUCH lower than the low % the stats show, because of the competition. Furthermore the 666 guys have a very reasonable alternative to long-term relationships: an endless series of short or very short relationships. This is comment is completely relevant to a computer programming channel, in a way that I don't myself fully understand yet. ;)
I agree with you. They also say like "you only have a 50% chance because you don't want to marry grannies and children". When it comes to dating there are multiple factors that play a role. - How many potential partners are there who fulfill your criteria? - In your personal environment (that includes every person you meet in any way), how is the ratio of those you desire vs. those you don't desire. - How well do you fulfill the criteria of the people you desire? - How large is the competition? - How good is your skill or the skill of your partner of desire to move the relationship-ladder forwards? Those statistics sites only ask the very first question. And then they say, "because you are only interested in 1% of the population, you are delusional." But in actuality, you only meet 0.001% of the population in the first place. In practice it is much more relevant to put yourself into situations where you meet the people you desire, that you make yourself desirable to them and then signal to as many of those people as possible, that you want a relationship. The stereotypical delusional person tries to shoot for a group where the competition is very large and fail to work on being desirable themselves.
You did me dirty Prime... it's 4am and now my neighbors are quite sure I'm crazy cause I'm laughing my azz off... "They got lots of free time".... oh dear G... Every 20-60 gf/wife of a coder : "You coming to bed today or tomorrow?"
God damn it buddy u just reminded me of my last relationship that I destroyed liked that and that sentence was the beginning of it ... until she didn't ask anymore and that was the moment everything went to crap :)
1:30 as Aleksey spelled with a K, can confirm that i was quite close to becoming a russian C++ programmer before i tried javascript. I regret it tho. Feel like i should have stuck to C++ lol
@@igorthelight In a sense, yes, it is kinda late. Because i already have a career building up as a nodejs backend dev. Surely, there is a way to switch to whatever i want, but it requres tremendous amount of time and energy, especially when the main job takes a bit too much of my energy, let alone the fact that i also want to have time for my hobbies. Though, with that said, i am still planning to may be try to switch to something else, like c++, rust development
Pro-tip: If you want a programmer girlfriend instead, just get a programmer boyfriend and wait like 2 years until they turn into a girl. Works 100%* of the time * size of test group = 1 (me)
Assembly is the only kind that still makes me me feel like a scientist. Standard .Net programming is too much "by the book". You aren't allowed to use your brain to come up with some esoteric algorithm because modern business ideology views an employee as a cog in the machine, where replacing one cog with another should not either increase or decrease performance. I agree with the principle, but it isn't for me.
"a lot more free time" So, she clearly doesn't know about the fact some of us, even with knowledge, will sit here for 8 hours losing our mind trying to fix a simple error because we are over thinking it.
He's onto something I see tons of RU c++ programmers and qt c++ users at least online mostly. We have lots of visual studio c++ programmers in the US too but just seemingly not as much online presence in comparison.
I laughed so hard when she said free time. 😂😂😂 It's true btw, in a way. Maybe not the way most pwede thinks but yeah we have a lot of free time. Haha😅😅😅
2:02 not you imitating one of those know-it-alls and proving that you’re actually one of those know-it-alls ha ha ha! Just kidding, but for real, thank you for that answer.
@@professor_ozzy I just resist the urge to rewrite, and try to change as little as posible to meet the requirement xD, I call it laziness driven development
There are articles from a long time ago on how to get an engineer husband. And it is basically go sit infront of an engineering university, set up an eezle and start painting 😆, drop a handkerchief - this is literally the same thing just virtual 😆😆😆
I know it's a joke, but I would have a hissy fit if I had to deal with a person like this on stackoverflow or anywhere else. I already want to scream everytime I see a new episode of realpython with a woman in it not be about programming in the slightest. This would not help.
She is a beginner but has an intent to argue with people who are knowledgeable. That is what I would see with her stupid question. Which would tell me I want nothing to do with her at all. A smart person who doesn't know something asks a question and "listens" and shuts the hell up. Unless they are confused and want something clarified.
Beware, your Java Dev boyfriend will only see you as an object.
At least he sends you a lot of messages.
Everything will be public
People will claim he has class, but just know that he has a hard time being functional.
This is actually so offensive, one could even say JARring
Not really fair to say only there, everything is an object so it can't really be considered demeaning.
I'm 42, Finnish, and a C/C++ dev. I feel personally approached
damn.. nailed that one really hard o7
A clarification, for a Finn being appoached is much worse than being attacked!
@@perer005 exactly. Also, please step 100 km away
But you are not Aleksi Alasuutari.
lol, Im a russian, so this can help
The Primeagen doesn’t hate my video 😭🙏
Send BLOBs
thanks for the tips 100% works
@@mortadelaok lemme see them binary large objects
You are so annoying I can't stop watching your TH-cam shorts hahaha you are so funny I love you
@@graydhd8688 Only if you git commit to me 😳😳🥺👉👈
"C++, you're gonna get Finnish or Russian people right about the age of 42"
As a Finn, I hate how accurate this is.
"I guess I am Russian now"
😂😂😂😂 this is so true. Sizable number of Germans too esp. modern C++ 😅
So, I guess my name "Marco" became "Mark" or "Marek"
@@celizalde.c it would just be "Marko" in Finland
Well at Ieast she'II get a reaI man.
"How To Get a Programming BF" honestly just go to a college and ask one out lmao, 90% of the time we would say yes
99%
I wouldn't, mostly because I already have a full-time job while studying while still being broke (it's hell but that gamer pc won't build by itself)
It depends, she likes Emacs or Vim? 🤔🤨
@@alexvaldelamarbustamante3835man😂😂😂
lol, Im a russian, so this can help
How to get a programmer girlfriend
Step 1. Get a programmer bf
Step 2. Wait around 2 years
Lol
lol. Incredibly true of my social media friend group.
Took me a second, but I got it. And from what I know. Yeah that’s funny, and likely true
if you dont wanna wait 2 years then just find someone in IT
I feel a little called but damn is it accurate
"especially when he gets laid off" got me lol
I think Prime missed that bit 😛
“It would never work b/n us, you’re looking for something functional and I’m object-oriented”
Both are fine, just depends on your use case, functional for game dev logic can be such a pain even when using ECS's.
@@penguinmonk7661yeah you're the one
If you think she is targeting functional boyfriends land here, you missunderstood something. I think. Pretty sure about that.
I will work b/g/n us.
@@automatescellulaires8543 those are not man to marry, they're red flags
if you put c++ you're gonna get 50+ year old or people in their 20s that look like 50 year olds
*sobs in the ravages of time*
perfect
Bruh sometimes I think I look older than my dad simply because of c++
But you'll get fewer programming socks wearing femboy furries, if those aren't your jam.
My wife is laughing at this. She did something similar 24 years ago. We've been married for 22 of those.
describe it
Damn Rust has been around for far longer than i imagined.
@@automatescellulaires8543 Hah. She used Perl for bait...
@@automatescellulaires8543 similar is not equal.
So she also picked the biggest loser she could find?
Plot twist: She's a 10x developer. :D
Plot twist twist: she distributes all her work to 10 programmer boyfriends(regular 1x devs) slaving away in her basement and merges their work together at the end of the day.
@@igorordecha human proompter
makes you come 10x faster.😂
@@SophedThis is glorious. I'm taking it.
I've never knew what 10x developper means
Just want to give props to whoever runs this channel, for giving direct links to the source in the description. You're a gentleman and a scholar.
we have been running this for all of our stuff (usually)
if i ever miss one, ping me! i always try to make sure links have been provided
3:14 A woman. It's called a woman.
I've heard of that before
careful with that, this is hate speech and you're going to be sent to the gulag
Is there any documentation for that one?
Can I get one in dark mode?
@@RainNColer 😂
The pause after “has a lot free time” 😂
it got me
Yeah and the "especially when he gets laid off" right after just nailed it
I paused the video immediately after that phrase then played it only to realise prime paused it too
Also his laugh sounds like he was crying and that's so relatable. I had a job so demanding that I literally had to order daily catering delivered to my door, to not starve.
0:43 "there's like 7 of them that exist"
yeah, and the Winklevoss twins are two of 'em. So only 5 remain undiscovered.
Girls be like: "So you're telling me there's a chance." 😂
@zdspider6778 women care nothing for your logic and statistics 😤
I literally have a Russian colleague Aleksey (with a K) who is in fact a C++ developer. This is sooo true
0:10 A programmer that has a lot of free time. Bruh 😂😂😂
A lot more than finance anyway 😂
".. especially when he's laid off"
**yes** programmers have more free time than finance folks, IDC what deathmarch you are on finance is actually insane.
There is a 1 to 1 correIation between deathmarches and spineIessness, so congrats, you have a spine.
Unless you are in game dev. See the EA spouse story.
@@Rakkoonn yeah game dev is unhinged, but in the western world it's not hard to find a software job where the 8 hours is sacred. Good fkn luck finding such a position in finance. Anywhere.
@@monolith-zl4qt I think you missed the point. Most programmers only starts after their non-personal 8 hours 😂 then only the real fun starts
@michaellong2439 you didnt count those 6+ hours of meetings?
I was friends with my wife online before we met. I'm a SE and she does Infrastructure stuff. When the topic of what we did for a living came up, I told her that I was a SE. She thought I was trying to impress her because she first said that she worked in IT. However, when she was having trouble doing some kind of deployment thing she randomly reached out to me to see if I could help. I forget what it was -- something super simple -- but after I did that, that's when she told me she began to have feelings for me. We got married about 1 year and half later lol.
❤ i wish 🤞
@@duckydude20 it might happen for you too!
Rizz
do you fix conflicts by merging?
@@definitive_solutions funny you mention that. I recall helping her out with a git repository issue for her deployment. That's what it was that I did to help her.
Now re: fixing conflicts by merging, usually I will do rebasing locally if I can.
All the Twitch comments joking of having no free time while literally commenting on Twitch
frrrrr 🤣🤣
Second/Third display. Me personally i can't watch stream and do work, I'm immediately get addicted to chat
Prime pausing the exact second before the punchline 🌟
The other reason to look for programmer BF is that he actually exists.
I hope he exists. Otherwise attempting to talk to him could result in a null reference exception. 😉
@@gregorymoore2877Or if he's a C/C++ dev, undefined behavior
@@gregorymoore2877 yes, but she would only find out when she pokes into him...
@@gregorymoore2877 And would see core dumping, haha.
2:04 got possessed by Jordan Peterson there for a second 💀
Only by the voice not by the logic.😮
Those statistic sites are misleading. For example, if you are seeking a mate who is a homeless burn victim with cancer, the stats might lead you to believe your odds are poor, but actually your odds are probably near 100% because that person will have no other option but you. But if you are looking for a partner that EVERYONE wants for a partner (e.g. 6-foot, 6-pack, 6-figure man), then your chances are MUCH lower than the low % the stats show, because of the competition. Furthermore the 666 guys have a very reasonable alternative to long-term relationships: an endless series of short or very short relationships. This is comment is completely relevant to a computer programming channel, in a way that I don't myself fully understand yet. ;)
I agree with you. They also say like "you only have a 50% chance because you don't want to marry grannies and children".
When it comes to dating there are multiple factors that play a role.
- How many potential partners are there who fulfill your criteria?
- In your personal environment (that includes every person you meet in any way), how is the ratio of those you desire vs. those you don't desire.
- How well do you fulfill the criteria of the people you desire?
- How large is the competition?
- How good is your skill or the skill of your partner of desire to move the relationship-ladder forwards?
Those statistics sites only ask the very first question. And then they say, "because you are only interested in 1% of the population, you are delusional." But in actuality, you only meet 0.001% of the population in the first place. In practice it is much more relevant to put yourself into situations where you meet the people you desire, that you make yourself desirable to them and then signal to as many of those people as possible, that you want a relationship.
The stereotypical delusional person tries to shoot for a group where the competition is very large and fail to work on being desirable themselves.
DM slide: Can I overflow your buffer?
Can you handle my load? I don't want to spawn children
Hey honey. Do you wanna GIT merge? I'll can send you a pull request.
You did me dirty Prime... it's 4am and now my neighbors are quite sure I'm crazy cause I'm laughing my azz off... "They got lots of free time".... oh dear G...
Every 20-60 gf/wife of a coder : "You coming to bed today or tomorrow?"
Free time? Physically maybe! Mentally ? Check my keyboard !!😅😅😅
God damn it buddy u just reminded me of my last relationship that I destroyed liked that and that sentence was the beginning of it ... until she didn't ask anymore and that was the moment everything went to crap :)
"A lot more free time" was a real kick in the pants
"Plop him in front of a game when he's laid off" double pant kick
C++, so you're telling me she has daddy issues.
This was the clip that made me realize prime is in the manosphere
My jaw dropped at “… at lot more free time”. I see you had the same reaction…
the punchline immediately after was "...especially once he's been laid off," but prime paused at exactly the wrong time lol
Rust guy comes with a lot of drama
She's actually very funny. I have a seen a lot of her stuff... Clever satire.
It's the lowest hanging fruit kind of comedy, I invite you to consider your comedic standards might be on the lower end.
@@krele14 Invitation declined. I am good thanks.
@@krele14 please enlighten us with your distinguished taste of comedy
@@krele14 as long you have fun, and don't hurt anyone. Does it matter?
@@Dirtmaniatic You're free to have fun, I am free to ridicule you and the rest of incel simps here.
Real champs would be fishing for COBOL programmers.
I mean, if you're on the prowl for 70-something year old GRILFs and you're looking to get into their will, sure.
1:30 as Aleksey spelled with a K, can confirm that i was quite close to becoming a russian C++ programmer before i tried javascript. I regret it tho. Feel like i should have stuck to C++ lol
Is it too late to switch? Is it ever too late? ;-)
@@igorthelight In a sense, yes, it is kinda late. Because i already have a career building up as a nodejs backend dev. Surely, there is a way to switch to whatever i want, but it requres tremendous amount of time and energy, especially when the main job takes a bit too much of my energy, let alone the fact that i also want to have time for my hobbies.
Though, with that said, i am still planning to may be try to switch to something else, like c++, rust development
@@Sylvadorr Fair point!
Tsoding did c/c++ frontend.
its fine as long as its TypeScript (C# dev here)
Blue hair used to mean old people, I just realized it just can’t anymore.
As a C++ main(), I'll handle all our memories with pointer-perfect precision!
Pro-tip: If you want a programmer girlfriend instead, just get a programmer boyfriend and wait like 2 years until they turn into a girl. Works 100%* of the time
* size of test group = 1 (me)
I can't believe he missed that funniest gutpunch in the video
I thought this was how to get a programming best friend 😭
Why not both
You'll be gay for my code
@@spacecowboo lol, don't need a boy friend 😂
I'm always happy to get new programming friends 😄
"Has a lot of free time"
Will forget. he has a GF once he gets into focus session
C++ is also those of us programming for Unreal Engine projects.
a distinction with no difference
I love UE's very avant garde choice to add a garbage collector to C++
90% of modern AAA games are written in C++ (minus the unity trash).
Okay but this is talking about professionals, not kiddos playing around
@@politejellydragon8990 ok, then all of them use C++
"You will get a lot of blue hair"
Dont threaten me with a good time.
we can solve the birth rate if this was real lol
Programmer boyfriend putting in 80hrs a week has no time for crazy cat girl.
And if you want an alien you can find someone who stares at assembly.
Assembly is the only kind that still makes me me feel like a scientist.
Standard .Net programming is too much "by the book". You aren't allowed to use your brain to come up with some esoteric algorithm because modern business ideology views an employee as a cog in the machine, where replacing one cog with another should not either increase or decrease performance. I agree with the principle, but it isn't for me.
C++ devs might stare at it time to time
Most people missed the "programmers have more free time" joke
i love how he talks about farming stack overflow and then he admits do being farmed seconds after
Appreciate the honesty in calling it a trap 😂
"a lot more free time" So, she clearly doesn't know about the fact some of us, even with knowledge, will sit here for 8 hours losing our mind trying to fix a simple error because we are over thinking it.
My wife laughed out hard on the free time thing
1:25 As an American C++ person, I reject your claims!
He's onto something I see tons of RU c++ programmers and qt c++ users at least online mostly. We have lots of visual studio c++ programmers in the US too but just seemingly not as much online presence in comparison.
There's four of us!
@@foxadeenot if you include Unreal Engine users
Russian spy !
3:40 Yeah, finding a rust bf as a woman would probably be difficult, they're all looking for their own programming bfs
0:17 “I CAN FIX HER” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died inside when she said 'has alot more free time'
I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry
2:10 "public static void main() {unsafe {sex()}}"
everybody laughs at the free time pause, overhearing when she finished the sentence, as that it is free time because we got layed off...
I choked at "free time." Gotta show this to my wife.
"You talk too much, too quickly."
-Me, a programmer
"Hi, my name is Bob and I go by primevagen"😂
Not even Prime could 10x this video. He only 3x it.
LOL - "…a lot more free time." -and the greatest comedic-existential-pause.
Ah yes, rizzing up on Stack Overflow
she made a whole video, when the answer is so simple: just exist. Literally, be a female and exist, say hi. Bam. Boyfriend unlocked.
If your boyfriend writes in C he doesn't have class
1:28 Umm, no, I'm German, below 35 and C++ is my favorite language.
Also german, but 20, C++ is also my favourite
warum nicht rust
@@wujujuju5111 Benutze es gerade zum ersten mal in einem Projekt und hab es direkt viel lieber als C++ 😂
@@wujujuju5111 Weil Rust hässlich af ist.
@@wujujuju5111 Hab für mein aktuelles Projekt beschlossen Rust auszuprobieren und muss sagen, dass es mir ganz gut gefällt 😂
My bf just enrolled in programming course now this on my feed
I know I've become 10x / 10 developer when my laugh synced with prime's 🤣
You know, the funny thing is, I know she's playing me...
Dang, all those years mastering awk....
If a programmer has free time - he is depressed
The benefit about ensnaring a c++ dev is that they're great at collecting garbage.
Real programmers: what is free time?
The finnish C++ programmer is probably called Linus
First 15 seconds, I pissed myself laughing when she went "more free time" 💀
more free time lol, I havent even had the opportunity to date the last several years because I dev until I sleep
I like how my guy died at the first sentence XD
I laughed so hard when she said free time. 😂😂😂
It's true btw, in a way. Maybe not the way most pwede thinks but yeah we have a lot of free time. Haha😅😅😅
She's a professional programmer lol she knows what she's talking about
She's on this platform you should follow her. Pretty good channel.
So we're already at 6'5? Whats next? 7'? Literally a giant??
Its from a song.
I'm 6'5'' and blue-eyed, still no gf. No thanks to 98% of women since I do not tolerate delusion.
2:02 not you imitating one of those know-it-alls and proving that you’re actually one of those know-it-alls ha ha ha!
Just kidding, but for real, thank you for that answer.
I have a full-time job as a C++ dev, I'm half Finnish, and I'm sitting here in my Helsinki apartment wondering how Primeagen knows...
You mean C++ chads
As a Programmer Husband, I do have a lot of free time xD
HOW?!
@@professor_ozzy I just resist the urge to rewrite, and try to change as little as posible to meet the requirement xD, I call it laziness driven development
As a programmer in my free time, I don't have free time
@@jorgerangel2390Lmfao
@@Kynatosh Whats free time anyway a new js framework?
Yeah, free time - physically can be. If she do not expect a conversation. I am always somewhere else with my thoughts :).
As a Finnish i felt personal attack.
Can’t believe people on here have not worked out the original video was being ironic….
As a 41 years old C++ programmer, I feel attacked
Suomi mainittu! Torille!
We yell TORILLE but still we just continue to programming.
@@janneharju3828 Spiritually to the tori. In my dreams I'm getting drunk with Havis Amanda, but physically I'll stay at the old keyboard.
Be a waman. Done. It is that easy.
There are articles from a long time ago on how to get an engineer husband. And it is basically go sit infront of an engineering university, set up an eezle and start painting 😆, drop a handkerchief - this is literally the same thing just virtual 😆😆😆
Step 1: breathe in their general direction
Step 2: profit
taking programmer bf applications
I know it's a joke, but I would have a hissy fit if I had to deal with a person like this on stackoverflow or anywhere else.
I already want to scream everytime I see a new episode of realpython with a woman in it not be about programming in the slightest.
This would not help.
"Programmer boy friend has a lot more freetime"
I have _FREE TIME?!_.
She is a beginner but has an intent to argue with people who are knowledgeable. That is what I would see with her stupid question. Which would tell me I want nothing to do with her at all.
A smart person who doesn't know something asks a question and "listens" and shuts the hell up. Unless they are confused and want something clarified.
But does she use tabs or spaces?
3:13 “show armpit picture” I'M DYING LMAO
exactamente mi misma reacción cuando dijo "tiempo libre"
0:10 the only people that this applies to are 50 year old men who live off residuals from the start up business that took off in the early 2000s 😂
Not me watching this as a 23 year old American C++ developer. Hit me up ladies