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host the dependencies in internal repo

This just sums up the absolute farce that is node, 3rd party libraries and stupid coders with the "someone has done it better than me" mentality....

My bf just enrolled in programming course now this on my feed

That argument is stupid about people care about JavaScript they will quit using JavaScript. It takes out the human equation out of it.

Well some software is used for rockets. So, for some people it is rocket science

I don't program, but the illustration for Perl looked fun, rust having three shields reminds me how cautious/nervous i am lol

Laravel GOD, like using laravel + golang its really god

if(goingToHallucinate) dont()

JS has a perfectly acceptable standard library here. its just that people invented a stupid problem and nobody seems to realize that before claiming this problem is hard. `typeof x === "number"` is all you need, and if your data is a string that looks like a number... then its not a number and you need to fix your data.

Based on this, Javascript should include a minimization-macroing extension. IE. find a replace macro code that instead of requires(x), just call a macro_req(x). so then we do the code injection instead of downloading at the client.

TH-cam will show me anything at this point....

Reasonable and based.

Fast forward to 2024 - no more category! LOL - turns out nobody created jack squat! They all just watched PirateSoftware and never made anything at all! So the Streamer Awards retired the category! LOL

No. Fuck matlab. Bad matlab, bad!

I don't think Python should be adopted everywhere. But the story of my Python journey has been a never ending cycle of me saying "Oh I thought Python was bad for that. I guess that was just a lie."

This reminds me of every developer I've worked with who brags about how many hours they work and how good their code is. EVERY single one of them would check in crappy code at 1AM-3AM and break the entire app, then show up to work late and sleep deprived at 10AM after we just got done fixing THEIR bugs at 8AM AND talking to their manager. Then they would feel unfairly criticized, like we were some peasants who didn't understand what a superstar they were. No self awareness. It's like when a toddler stays up late and starts to fall asleep sitting on the couch. The toddler will insist they are NOT falling asleep. Everyone else in the room understands the situation except the toddler. All of the devs like this had daddy issues or lack of role models growing up. It's like they needed someone to pat them on the head and tell them they were a good boy. They didn't have someone to teach them basic rules in life so they become super opinionated in their own self-centered "discipline". Yuck.

that is insane to have library for just to check is the value is number or not...

JavaScript makes me fucking embarrassed to be a developer.

Those ads should be banned.

Whats a bluehair?

NP = NPM 🤣🤣🤣 NNPM = P

i'm c# and i'm like the c# from the meme - besides gamedev it has relatively advanced support for functional programming and performance hacks so it's gonna attract both the scala guys and the transgender otaku girls with 5d autistic brains. which is also rust, ruby and kotlin. but there's also the "java chad"/"java corporate doomer" side to it. it's like dotnet is the corporatest but also c# is a 100x nerdier language than java. so it's a bit hard to pin down.

I studied computer science and did great at my studies and at a very good university. It did not pay off at all in the job market. It was NOT worth it at all.

No, they are not. From painful personal experience.

If you use a dependency management system you have too many dependencies

OMG spot on C++ Russian here 35yo. XD

BRAZIAL MENTIONED? 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣 SEGUE O LÍDER 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

MATLAB does classes weird.

My rule of thumb; if the idea of upstreaming changes to a dependency seems unrealistic *for any reason at all*, you better have a really good reason to be using it.

1:01 prime locks in

Can’t believe people on here have not worked out the original video was being ironic….

Wait, but I remember this episode from Mr. Robot being different

I want to become like him, such a good person who is loved for how he does his work. Can't explain but he is my first inspiration.

I use Variable*0<>0 in Plc text programing cuz there is no freaking "isnumber" or similar....

Why are you always selecting text without the first and last letter? And when you misclicked and selected 2 letters before the end, you also selected to 2 letters after the start.

this is why i hate open source people lol

Modern webdev is the best successful joke ever, and/but it makes us cry.

I thought the title of the video said “ls” as in the Linux command to list things your your current directory

PHP is the best. The best language at being bad, for the worst programmers at being good. People do say they don't like PHP, but what they really mean is the average PHP dev. Yes, there are some good ones, like the guys behind the Zend, that also use C. If the PHP is the only language you know (and JS maybe), you are the bad dev from PHP community. Learn other languages. Explore why PHP is dumb. Don't praise something because it's the only thing you know.

"This PR and the entire way of thinking is a waste of time and energy" -- Creator of isNumber on npm btw 😭

If you're not allocating memory you're not living... I can 100% confirm this statement as accurate

He is just a bitch who wants to annoy people by creating pop up ads

Why are tech people starting to make sense in 2024? Of course "serverless" is more expensive when you actually get traffic. Of course a $5 VPS is going to have a more predictable cost - precisely $5. If your needs exceed those $5 on a consisten basis, it means you need to scale up. Serverless only makes sense if you have an app where most of the time you have 5 users and for 30 minutes every month you have 2 million users. I don't know many apps like that.

actually you can try nolyfill to probably reduce more size.

Isn't he a guy behind is-even and is-odd?

JS micro dependency issue in a nutshell

Climate change 🥸🫡

Not only Brazil, but Rio 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Why do people use this horrid language?

Do Javascript developers now thay copy pasting exists? Or standard libs?