Pro Postal: Paradise Lost - Thursday
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 พ.ย. 2024
- Civvie has become unstuck in time.
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Music:
Lee Jackson - Rise of the Triad OST - "Spray"
Iggy Pop - "I'm a Conservative"
Wayne Jones - "First Love"
Ethan Meixsell - "Demilitarized Zone"
Bobby Prince - "Intermission From Doom"
#ProPostal #FreeCivvie #Retrogaming
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If you thought the urine robots sounded like Claptrap, you're not alone! When you turn the subtitles on, the robots are refereed to as "Pisstrap."
They utilized assets if this is a mod presuming it is from borderlands 1 aka voice lines from claptrap
@@mixinthebisquic1238 send me a long reply you pussy fuck
@@OhHeBustin check its core files via computer and un archive it's audio files then come back. Stolen assets can be renamed just compare them to borderlands 1 claptrap dlc where they all go crazy and you half to kill them. Wise up.
@@mixinthebisquic1238 if you are gonna steal something... steal something good.
@@mixinthebisquic1238 I think they recorded their own dialogue my guy
Fun fact: RWS originally wanted to get David Eddings, the voice of Claptrap to voice the piss robots. He was actually excited about the idea and was going to do it, until who else but our favourite greasy bastard Randy caught wind and threatened to blacklist him from the industry if he did the voice. I’m not kidding
I continue to pray on Randy’s downfall 🙏
Sounds about right
I would like to believe it and I don't doubt it, but can't actually find any proof, other than that Mike J said so. AFAIK Eddings and Pitchford (Who I would not trust one bit) has not said anything about it.
Got anything on it? Could not find anything myself other than that podcast Mike J did
@@torylva sadly no, cuz that’s where I got the info from. I do believe it though because this is Randy we’re talking about and I thank Eddings was under contract or given an NDA at the time which means he wouldn’t be allowed to speak about it. Jon St. John recently messaged Gianni who is voicing Duke in the fan reworking of Duke Nukem Forever and told him to watch his back because Randy will fuck him in the ass if he catches wind. that’s the kind of guy he is.
It finally happened. He got to voice pisstrap
Fun fact, if you kill Big McWillis before you inject him you soft lock the game. He lays flat against the ground dead with Gary still on his shoulders and Gary still doing his idle animation.
Is it possible to continue to Friday without killing or shrinking Big McWillis?
@@ArcturusOTE In my experience, you need to shrink Big McWillis. After shrinking him you can leave without killing him. I could be wrong, there may be some exploit or out of bounds trick you can do, especially given the Postal 2 engine's jank.
"Yeah, somebody's never played as Oddjob."
_Nobody's_ played as Oddjob, because doing so would immediately cause your older brother to punch you in the shoulder. And if you didn't have an older brother, one would _spontaneously generate._
That sounds right
I wish I'd known this while growing up as an only child, having an older brother would've been great.
Oh, that comment brings back some nostalgia. The younger cousin that was me got my ass kicked by Odd-job a lot lol
Or if the older sibling chooses odd job, the younger sibling would turn feral and leave the older sibling with injuries similar to that of a chimp attack victim.
You are like if old youtube era game reviewers, MST3K writers, and fans of my favorite genre of video game all came together to build the perfect human and subsequentially best video game channel Civvie
Mst3k is a good series to reference
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@@elijahjarman2837true
So that’s where Blizzard got the idea for Mcree’s ultimate...
It was in Red Dead Redemption too.
Or maybe they all got it from the old western scenes where people would do that all the time
@@CyberLink70 Red Dead Revolver did it first in 2004, one year after Postal 2 was released
Running with scissors got it from Red Dead Redemption
Kinda makes you wish you can mod in the deadeye sounds into this.
Y'know, go full-circle and all that.
Civvie is my dad and has been denying it to my mother since birth. I've finally gotten old enough to file the paternity lawsuit against him. Jerry Springer here we come. #Civvieisactuallymydeadbeatdad
She's crazy I pulled out
@@Civvie11 what about teh precum dad
*THE **_D E A D B E A T E S T_** LORE*
@@Civvie11 What kind of crack smoking, Weed spliffing, Coke snorting, Lsd Tripping, bastard-ass man child of Satan to be Civvie 11's son?
never let your dad leave to get cigarettes at the corner store
I just realized the mobile urinal bots are claptrap ripoffs. But you can piss on them. Excellent.
True. Borderlands came before Pradise Lost.
They're officially called Pisstraps
How appropriate
Why do you hate Borderlands?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Pissing on something doesn't necessarily mean that you hate that thing.
I love the use of Rise Of The Triad's 'Spray' for the robotics factory.
Even more fittingly, I ended up watching that part of the video just after playing ROTT.
Those bandits can't steal your items if you drop them on the ground before the cutscene happens.
Then pick them back up afterwards and get revenge.
Holy shit really?
@@elijahjarman2837 Oh yeah!
The area is not unloaded or reloaded after the cutscene, so the items don't get de-spawned.
Although items want to be laying on the ground, so if you drop all of them in a big pile (like i did once) they start bouncing till they find a spot on the ground.
And while bouncing they might clip through walls and disappear in the out-of-bounds area.
Just spread them out carefully and you should be able to keep most/all of them for pick-up.
I'm not sure, but there might be a maximum object spawn count where some items might despawn.
Let's say you drop 300 items on the ground and the game can keep 100 items spawned in, so 200 will be despawned for example.
But this is speculation on my part.
I always have some of my items disappear, but it's still worth it in my opinion.
You know I hope they make another Postal game and they call it "The REAL Postal III"
postal 2 remastered?
They should just call it "Postal III" Don't even acknowledge the very existence of the other.
yes with the same graphics
They should just call it Postal 3 instead of Postal III.
They actually considered naming the upcoming Postal 4 "The REAL Postal III" or "Postal 2x2" or something like that.
6:28 No it counts as playing Pissifist.
14:38 can we all acknowledge how good this edit is? That shit is spot on.
what clip is that?
@@Bluecatte India Jones and the temple of doom
"did I ever tell you about the definition of insanity?"
Me, watching civvies postal videos with adblocker off for the fifth time: Uh
Lol they're at least placed at fun times
you know u can set weed plants on fire with a match, if u then stand in it, u get upto 200 hp. its really cool but limited on the map to only 3 areas.
I love how the "stilts" bit that is circled on the map is misspelled as "stits."
And now I'm trying to come up with a properly inappropriate definition of "stits"...
Geoff Futch they slang for the nipples holes(slits) on the boobs(tits) hence the term stits. It also has another term when you create small cuts on the tits mostly on the previously mentioned nipples but any cuts on the tits can count as a stits but there some debate on if any cuts on tits can count as a stits also there other debating that nipple slits cuts should still be called stits some want them to go under a different name more related to nipples something like slipples but most people in the community say that just getting too specific. And, stits is already too specific anyways. Also slipples is already being use when referring to cutting slits onto male nipples. Man that community can be so anal on details and naming scheme.
R
Ah, the internet.
I feel at peace.
Simple Its tits. Stilts withoit the l is stits and the l looks like an I so ls tits. Boom bang bap I am a genius
Ahh Thursday. Probably my favorite mission in the entire Postal series is the "sabotage karaoke" mission. Postal Dude's singing is so god awful I love it.
Here's a little timbit of info for tomorrow: the machete's alt-fire completely _wrecks_ Champ.
Using Spray during the RoboUrinal outbreak was a stroke of genius.
Huh, didn't know Milo was in postal 2 of all things
It certainly caught me off guard the first time.
But you can kill him
10/10 game of the year and decade
ethan45ful well most of my problem is how he says it. While I thoroughly disagree with 99% of what he says it’s just his opinion. My problem is the goading and directing harassment at people. Then playing victim when there’s any consequences. Even if I agreed with all his points he presents them horribly.
@@ethandarner he sure does since he said he thinks pedophilia is okay
Chris Skull only as hurt as you if I said fuck trump while wearing a turban and kneeling for the national anthem
Nearly a year since the video and I’m still sad you didn’t say you took the “pissifist route”
You can play the game pacifist, then the dude and bitch make up.
Why do I feel like Coleman's anti-tall people cult is basically most of the cast of Tall Girl?
Why do I think it was inspired by the "midget supremacist" comedy skit.
"Oh God Civvie how much I fucking love you" This is my first thought every time I see an unexpected upload. No other channel gives me this emotion, and I'm not even being overly dramatic.
pretty sure little mac was more buckshot than body at that point
this is some of the best content i've seen on youtube
Joyce Wheeler what
Lewis Labowitz I do that to any neptunia profile picture.
Joyce Wheeler why, and I don’t even know what that is
Lewis Labowitz “why” because I can.
Joyce Wheeler ok
just found this channel a few days ago.
the obscure game reviewer i always hoped i would find
Same
I love how he puts himself talking over the dudes talking animation, and he pretty much had conversations with the characters
You gotta admit, when civvie goes postal; he *REALLY* goes postal
3:33 Hexen 2 menu sounds?
The comedy, the drama. It really brings a tear to my eye.
Mcree: It's high noon.
Postal dude: That's cute son. 'pull out a revolver' but I was doing this long before you ever did.
I'd say it's accurate since Overwatch is in the future.
McCree: Well at least I do it Better then you.
Postal Dude: Well at least my studio isn’t filled with sexual predators
@@NoahDaArkalso, the dude's revolver executions instakill most NPC's
That bookcase scared the piss outta me when it rised up from the grave
The voice of those robots is strikingly familiar.
*Laughs in Cl4P-TP Steward Bot aka Clap trap aka giant pain in my ass*
3:06 it was only a matter of time till the human centipede would show up
There aren't enough Temple of Doom references in my daily life...
I know I’ve played this game too much when I realize the audio isn’t synced with the visuals when I can tell it by the animations of the characters
10:35 Civvie goes postal... goood times are had by everyone (whom is not being murdered at the time)
I had no clue that I needed to hear Rick Hunter doing a parody of a Britney Spears song but no I could never live without it
Man I love the little references you put all over the place. Love the robot section and the RoTT music playing :) Imagine if you could pee on a certain angry robot that shot homing missiles at you to disable it.
The katana with the sped-up weapons cheat is the best thing ever.
I like that you let Cancer Mouse introduce himself.
Well, now I know who Milo Yiannopolous is.
I shouldn't look people up that are mentioned on the internet anymore.
Why is postal dude singing oops o did it again so amazing
5:40
Is it me, or do these robots resemble CL4P-TP?
What's the difference?
(Jk, Claptrap is a character you love to hate)
sometimesi feel bad for him after all the bullying he recives. id pick him up and take him up stairs
They are actually called Pisstrap
i restrarted postal 2 after you. got the speedrun and pacifist achivements . dont remember when i had this much fun playing a game for a long time
Gotta love the piss take on Claptrap with those urinal robots.
by the way, if you take time to search around in the post office, you can actually find all of your supplies
I just dropped all the rarer gear and healing items on my person into that crate in front of the chemical factory before fighting through it, therefore, I'm not defenceless against the bandits, game Devs and gingers.
I do the same thing before the piss on dad mission in the main game, dropping all my gear, healing items etc in that building that says 'Keep Out'. That way, I save the voting and dry cleaning pickup for last
Friendly reminder that if this guy reaches 100k subscribers he will play Duke Nukem Forever
He'll have it done in less time than it took the game to release. Hell he already did serious Sam, who had also been waiting on Duke Nukem forever for...... forever
This sucks. Playing Duke isn't nearly the "torture" that everyone makes it out to be. I actually enjoyed the ever-living fuck out of it.
I love your comments. Thanks for your effort.
Welcome to Postal. Where you can kill robots by pissing on them.
3:01 is... is that a You, Me, And Everyone We Know reference!?!?
Say what you will about Milo (god knows he deserves it), but for a game that is trying to be offensive, he's a pretty good fit for a cameo.
Nicholas Knudson oddly this game was where I first learned of him. Wish it had stayed that way but whatever. Yeah, this is the one game he makes sense in lol.
Next in Postal 4, Anita Sarkeesian and an army of overweight, rainbow coloured haired Feminist
Considering I just learned he's in massive amounts of debt you're completely right.
@Nicholas Knudson
Why? I've never seen the hate for Milo. You know, other than for people who find his existence extremely inconvenient to their narrative.
@Mark Hirsch
Who isn't?
@@The_Crimson_Fucker that's true, but his debt is 2 million dollars. I'm not sure who else other than rich people get that
The revolver alt Fire is a reference to rdr (red dead redemption) I think
The urinal bots look like Claptrap from Borderlands
pretty sure that was intentional, their voices even sound similar
@@dannyboi5887 They even serve the same purpose ;)
It isn't a coincidence, hell during that rampage Civvie goes on with the Bandits, one of the gets a Borderlands style intro.
Can't stop replaying the robot pissing massacre part. It's legendary and epic.
We need a Pro Rise Of The Triad Classic and maybe the 2013 version.
Kurt Hectic Not maybe, _definitely._
I kinda want to see a full on let's play of this one day.
best gaming channel. How come its so high production yet so small?
Yeah should look like shit. Don't try till you have subs, this channel is dumbo
12:46 On the bright side, it is the only time you get to vent your frustration with such a specific irl asshole in a video game. Repeatedly. With quicksaves. And voice acting.
Sure would have been nice to at least have a "You've gotta be fucking kidding" from the Dude upon encountering him.
Why is USA filled with nihilists, hedonists far left extremists who hate any one who doesn't have the same exact opinions as them.
Another (possible) Borderlands joke.
The raider leader’s name is Two Ears
Yep, that's a Borderlands joke.
The number before Two Ears is supposed to be a level, also, the introduction style is reminiscent of a boss cutscene in Borderlands games
Had no idea who Milo Yiannopolous was before this. "Why's he hate him so much?" *1 Google trip later* Political speaker, huh? Say no more, screw that dude.
TL;DR - Former Breitbart journalist who came to prominence for supporting GamerGate in 2014. He's an outspoken gay Catholic Right Winger, who's married to a black man, that openly backed Donald Trump and coined the phrase "Feminism Is Cancer". Not so relevant anymore, but he was when Paradise Lost was released. Anyone claiming he's a pedophile only got that idea from Leftist news outlets spreading propaganda using a edited audio clip of what he said during a very late night drunk stream as ""evidence"".
Yeah, when my roommates and I played Goldeneye N64 in college, Oddjob was forbidden for anyone to use
Especially when you play as Jaws.
My college tutor was aware of the forbidden Oddjob playing
Did that robot just toss out a slice of pizza on that nasty-assed floor?
Yes, also fast food and donuts
I like the reference to Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome with Gary sitting on the shoulders of a big guy.
After the let's get blazed murder everyone comment and the day of the dead reference...you got yerself a sub👏😋
Oh Jesus Christ, Milo is in this.
Eh, at least you get to dice him to bits and burn his place down.
Im so disappointed that vince actually supports him and believes biden cheated
@@sleepingonyourroof Oh. Faaaaaaaan-bloody-tastic.
Jesus H. Why is this comment section filled with far lefties?
"Every one who doesn't have the same exact opinions as us is a far right extremist".
man, i've only just found you today and i'm really digging your content.
The RIP Gary Coleman jokes ALWAYS get me
Love the Temple of Doom reference around 13:28
Another excellent video from our man civvie #freecivvie
There's a living book case zombie this game just gets better
honestly,that Vaas´ quote reminded me how i felt about Paradise lost the first time i went through it-felt kinda cheap at some parts as i had a feeling i experienced certain stuff already earlier into Postal 2´s life cycle,like wrecking another game dev competition,vince vs. zombies,apocalypse,nuke going off etc,but after several plays i did not minded it as much anymore.
14:43 is the Wilhelm scream. :3
9:06 that bookcase zombie had $600 on it
wtf
Never thought I'd hear the words "postal" and "pacifist" in the same sentence.
It's possible, just aggravating
@@ArcturusOTEtry paradise lost pacifist, from what I've read, you need that beanbag launcher
Thanks Civvie I almost forgot to get some crack today!
I wonder if you go back to the bookcase after pissing on the grave, if it'll actually open now
Pro Blood and I love you long time.
who would've guessed?
4:00 its hiiiiiigh noon.
hey civvie, pro tip, you can just spam t for the next highest health giving item starting at crackpipes
So basically the quick crack button?
Yes
Wow. No wonder he got a job in postal 4. He worked on paradise lost
Swear to fucking god, that damn bastard that carries Gary around the place sounds like the announcer from Mortal Kombat 5.
Deadly Alliance right? I kinda hear it
I don't know you make the french translation, mais merci tellement !
This morning at start the serie of paradise lost, and now this afternoon that translate !
Pas de problème, sous-titrer Civvie, c'est mon dada ! 😁
6:12 BOOOM! HEADSHOT!
Civvie pissed these robots to death so we wouldn't have to.
There's an achievement for doing that now, it's called 'Ode to Eddings'
"...The postal dude was here!"
"How do you know??"
*Yellow Snowman intensifies*
It would be neat to see someone make a Paradise Lost mod that replaces gay Milo with ex-gay Milo.
What a great Mad Max reference!
8:55 That's something you don't see everyday.
The voices are getting louder 😊
Love how they still kept the magic of the late Gary Coleman with the character of Big McWillis.
Unfun fact: David Eddings, the VA for Borderlands' Claptrap, actually wanted to play as the Pisstraps in this game, but alas, resident greasetrap Randy Pitchfork found out and *threatened to blacklist* the poor guy if he did.
(Say, has Postal 4 started mocking Milo nowadays?)
He got replaced for Borderlands 3 anyway and he actually did voice the piss robots in the 20th anniversary update
@@johnshea7871I wondered why Claptrap sounded a bit different in BL3... Randy is just like a petulant child
i like how gary live and tried to kill you with the drill but fell in the hole again
13:21 gotta love the temple of doom reference
3:42 I’m your huckleberry. That’s just my game…
The plot of this game is so insane, it's hard to believe aomeone thought of it.
Hold on, at 1:39, is that the voice actor from Star Control? You know, the dude who voices Ur-Quan?
HOLD TALL ONE!
Im suprised how nobody mention how good that one was
I was going to joke about you being the fastest gun in the post-apocalyptic West in more ways than one, but that would be in poor taste even for, oh look who we have in this episode as a guest star. Nah, it would be too classy a jest now that I'm thinking about it.
On a serious note: that was a lot of quite nice editing with wiping out the gangers, Coleman's demise and gimp flashback this time.
P.S. Tiny Big MCWillis probably just has an amazingly high AC due to size reduction bonus coupled with high-level appropriate characteristics. Or, at least he would have if this was a D&D/Pathfinder.
What's up with snow in Ari-freaking-Zona?
It's post-apocalypse so I'm guessing the radiation somehow affected the climate?
Nuclear winter.
Now this is why we don't have urinal robots, they will rebel against us, because their job sucks.
Dude has no katana skills, like Shi-Hong from Demonsteele.
Gary can't die, you killed him about 5 times and he's still kicking around the world of Postal.
Also, this released recently and it's fucking impressive, since it's made in a Doom Engine: www.moddb.com/mods/total-chaos
Gary was only 42 when he died?
I fucking hate this world
Apperently, he fell and broke his skull. Fuck you Satan!
Civvie talking to Gary:The thing is,alright,the thing is..I killed you once already.And it's not like I am fucking crazy.