@@captainarab Considering the amount of consoles and controllers that he has (and destroys for 2 seconds of comedy) and the fact the he buys same games twice (again for comedy), I'd say he could spend his money on 3 rice cookers. For comedy
I had a friend over once who played my DS. Turns out he didn't wash his hands after eating those cheetos. My DS was greasy for months. I still get flashbacks every so often.
my 3ds has seen better days the visual grease/wear and tear from my multitudinous platforming.. drives the ocd insane. area around the d pad is doomed. lol
Scott: “I mean sure, I don’t need Rhythm Heaven Fever” Me: *has lost all respect for Scott* Scott: “... I need two!” Me: *has gained back and quintupled all respect for Scott*
8:31 the PlayStation 3 controller was derivative of the PlayStation 2 controller which was derivative of the original DualShock controller which was an improved original PlayStation 1 controller which was heavily inspired by the SNES controller which was an evolution of the NES controller which took its design from the game and watch dual-screen series.
This was my very first Scott the woz video. I love coming back and rewatching it. One of my favourite youtubers. I can’t believe it took me so long to find him.
So were finally here performing for you If you know the words you can join in too Put your hands together if you want to clap We'll take you through this monkey rap HUH DK
Scott said on twitter that this video is more "filler" to him and he delayed to it make it better, but I really gotta say I loved this episode more than most.
The first special edition controller I bought is the orange and purple joycons, I love their design and when my last joycons stopped working I had the perfect excuse to get them.
Yeah I got that colour combo too, though I don't know if they count as special editions. They're just different colours. It's like a got the switch originally with blue and red ones, instead of the black ones, then replaced them with the orange and purple. And in a year's time I'm probably gonna have to replace these ones with some new ones, perhaps the green and pink ones. It's kinda worrying really, the joycons need to have a major update, because they break so quickly. What happens when Nintendo stop producing Switch joycons? 10 years from now if your joycons break, then that's it, you're basically fucked. Unless you _never_ use it in handheld mode and only ever use separate controllers like the Pro controller or 8bitdo ones. So if they don't update them and make them much much more long lasting, it really is gonna be a long term worry. They are pretty though. Nice that you can update the look of the whole console without needing to buy a new console entirely.
Scott: "I won't buy anything ever!"
*another copy of Wii Play appears*
"ah f***"
i wanna like this comment... but it already has 69 likes
**Madden 08 is released on modern consoles**
FlingSmash: *exists*
*Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
“Notoriously doesn’t bathe his fingers.”
Well, that one way of saying it.
Bruh Hargett welcome to Scott The Woz!
This post made by OCD gang
Did you watch
cowboy pocket tomorrow ?
Coronavirus
@@namesurname4666
YES OR NO?
Ah yes, a special edition episode of Scott the Woz being uploaded on not Sunday. My favorite
My favorite
@Clown Man You're taking this too seriously
Clown Man Name is accurate
What are you talking about its sunday
ThePieMaster
Probably because its Mar10 day
11:02 imagine being in a store and see someone set up a camera, talk to bread, and leave
Why?
The camera shake looks like someone else is holding the camera
I think it’s a green screen 😔
Genius. A true Artistic genius of our age.
Of course not without grabbing a few rice cookers on the way out
"Who chews on thumb sticks?"
It's called "Rock Candy" for a reason Scott.
Yeah propably the worst thing he ever said wtf
Oh.
Saifuu Suri wait, people do not chew on them? Oh no I am strange.
Or they own a dog.
Small children
"it may not be a great controller, but it's not a good controller either."
thanks scott keep up the good content
May not be great content, but it's not good content either.
@@licentiousdreams that may not be a great comment, but it's not a good comment either
@@ps3aciv that may not be a great comeback, but its not a good comeback either
John the Long_Schlong it may not be a great comment thread, but it’s not a good comment thread either
@@lilfoot4837 i can't think of a great reply, but I can't think of a good one either
I got called a special edition in school
Same
The people at my school call me TH-cam Megastar can you guess why Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga gaga
Bruh, same ❤️
Wow, lucky. I just got called a retard.
Punch them in that face, simple solution, it worked for me
Scott’s the guy to literally burn his house down for a skit
He kinda did. Sure, it wasn't intentional, but it happened.
I meant Literally
Ayyy El Primo pfp
He didn’t actually do it bro
Truly
Scott: "I won't buy anything ever"
More copies of Fling Smash and another Rice Cooker: "I am inevitable."
Wait, there's MORE copies of Fling Smash?
Madden 08: Did you forget about me?
Chicken Shoot: hey man I’m here too
How do you expect the man to stay healthy without his daily supply of Wii Play Motion?
wii play
Kid: Mommy why is there a man looking at bread
Mom: just keep walking honey
We've all had those moments at the Meijer, contemplating whether or not to buy that loaf of bread.
“There are obviously products we want, but we don’t need”
This is exactly why I watch this channel
Riiiiigggghhhtt
This is me gettingn the orange and purple joycons
:(
U want Scott? 😳
Jake 3752 what
Can we all appreciate that Scott bought 3 rice cookers just for a 2 second gag
He probably just bought a box
Well 3 📦
@@captainarab
Considering the amount of consoles and controllers that he has (and destroys for 2 seconds of comedy) and the fact the he buys same games twice (again for comedy), I'd say he could spend his money on 3 rice cookers. For comedy
@@steelbear2063 why would he do that when you can get it for free
Search up Scott's net worth, he can afford it
I bet the reason the episode was delayed was because Scott couldn't get himself to buy bread for 2 days.
He was busy competing in a video game music game. With no 🍞.
I had a friend over once who played my DS. Turns out he didn't wash his hands after eating those cheetos. My DS was greasy for months. I still get flashbacks every so often.
@smash bash Oh man it was horrible. Had to wipe it down every time I played it for a while.
Yea especially the lite model that plastic was coated
There's a special place in hell for people like that.
I still have a ds lite never happened to me
my 3ds has seen better days the visual grease/wear and tear from my multitudinous platforming.. drives the ocd insane. area around the d pad is doomed. lol
Scott: “who chews on thumb sticks?!”
My Childhood Self: *looking around nervously*
Glad I wasn't the only one.
ayy boi lmao Yeah.. 😬 my poor ds stylus and wii nunchuck
My poor wii nunchuck it didn't stand a chance
*Insert young me voice* OOF
same
I love how in 2:05 Scott just has a blank expression the entire time
He’s also dressed like the AVGN
@@BinglesP when did avgn wear a white hoodie?
@@ZacharySkan Color only, not type of clothing
@@BinglesP AVGN invented the color white
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 no the pants too
“I won’t buy anything ever”
Is this how you avoid taxes
The technique Yoshi failed to see.
Yesn’t
Breaking News! Local man find way to make thousands per year, with one simple trick!
He is a tax fraud enthusiast
I mean... yeah
Scott: “I mean sure, I don’t need Rhythm Heaven Fever”
Me: *has lost all respect for Scott*
Scott: “... I need two!”
Me: *has gained back and quintupled all respect for Scott*
wait you grew a back? and dude 4 times zero is zero.
4, wtf.
Stop quoting shit 🤧
“It’s just been revoked...”
And not to mention he has Rhythm Heaven Fever on the *_WII_* times two!
Scott: "Im never gonna buy anything again"
*Ten Days later*
Scott: *Buys animal crossing new horizons*
Scott:*buys Amiibo Festival in ten days*
Golfinho Viador:I am both disappointed and impressed
On Midnight release.
*buys 5 more copies*
No, Scott values his virginity. He'll get Doom Eternal.
Giro and Karin Buys both
“The luigi controller”
Oh boy I can’t wait to control Luigi
"The guy that doesnt *BATHE* his fingers"
Is it possible to learn this power
Not from a woz...
i think only Dumbledore knows this level of power.
Underrated comment.
Not from a Nintendo fan
Description: "Scott buys stuff to not use stuff"
Me: "Oh, another regular episode"
Petition to make Scott's 200th episode about *_3D Dot Game Heroes,_* because of his classic outro
It’s really good too.
It's good, but why not something sexy? Like WarioWare Gold
No, knowing Scott it will probably be FlingSmash or BoomBlox
I’d sign that petition!
His channel theme is iconic so doing an episode because of it works
The fact that he had the Super Mario Bath Time Golf Set a year prior to Gaming Baths shows you how ready he is with a new video.
Or he really likes Mario bath time.
"It's just a filler episode."
*Reaches 8th on the Gaming trending list*
If anyone doesn't know where this quote came from, he posted a video on twitter explaining why the video was delayed
Reminds me of DBZ, I can see Scott's power level increasing throughout the video.
8
I can’t believe his series has come to the point that he needs to make filler episodes now
@Loogi 12 8
"I wanna play halo, but I just love no fork spaghetti."
I love how he made spaghetti just for that
Ah yes, the average Xbox kid
Don’t we all
I prefer fork no spaghetti
Wow i did not watch that video! You are the first person in history to notice that! Thanks!
Scott: “I won’t buy anything ever”
Me: don’t lie too us Scott your just gonna buy a new rhythm heaven fever again
Evan Schulz and a new wii play
* *you're*
And a new rice cooker
Maybe a few more copies of FlingSmash
8:31
the PlayStation 3 controller was derivative of the PlayStation 2 controller which was derivative of the original DualShock controller which was an improved original PlayStation 1 controller which was heavily inspired by the SNES controller which was an evolution of the NES controller which took its design from the game and watch dual-screen series.
Which is derivative of a Japanese man playing on a calculator on a bus.
@@isaiahchapman7660 and buses are derivative of cars
@@supathechest and cars are derivative of Benz Patent-Motorwagens
@@littlegreen9274which is a derivative of chariots
Wasn’t the DualShock an improved version of the Dual Analog Controller which was an improved PlayStation Controller?
"Who chews on thumbsticks?!"
My sister. True story.
Dogs: finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary
My brother chewed on the thumbsticks of my PS4 controller.
Dio stuck his fingers in my neck.
@@damaginggoldenlight May we mourn his controller
@@yeehaw7400 Did that damn Duolingo bird get you?
*GASP* “dOHnKeY KoHNg?!!?!??”
It's beautiful.
Ive been staring at this for five hours now
2:09
@@YoyIeCake *I have to lick every controller I see.(Gasp)Donkey Kong?!"
A Single French Fry
I love that part
Congrats on watching the video.
2:04 we all have that one friend...
@@Autobot666 huh?
@@leeeroyjenkins555 666
I have -1 friends
Scott would buy an expensive car to get hit by a train all for a 3 second gag
“Yeah, so I kinda have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller I see. **gasp**
*D o N k E y K o N g ! ! ?* “
y e s
Hos yoshi why do I see you in every comment section
because y e s
2:05
Bananananananananannananananannanannananana
2:06 Scott thinking about how his legacy will be owning Sonic Jam after he’s dead.
Lol.
No. Sonic 2 with a line.
No, his Madden 08 collection
No Chibi Robo Ziplash
No Flingsmash
"don't do that to my controller!"
throws it to the ground
That is more humane than letting it get greased up by someone who doesn't know what soap is
Hi Max
@@Sunnybluekiwi I'd rather see that controller in the bottom of the ocean than in the hands of a pirate
@@Sunnybluekiwi Please tell me you caught just how insanely relevant your comment is to current worldly events.
This was my very first Scott the woz video. I love coming back and rewatching it.
One of my favourite youtubers. I can’t believe it took me so long to find him.
My first was the Smash Bros Brawl one. I haven’t been the same ever since.
My first one was "Console Launch Titles", yup I've been watching for more then most of you
@BendyBoi217 That was my first one too.
"I don't need Rhythm Heaven Fever"
....Pushing your luck quite a bit there-
"I need 2"
Nice save Scott. You are spared, just this once.
Except when he said he had no interest in xenoblade chronicles 2
Xenoblade 2 kind of sucks not gonna lie
Celery Xenoblade sucks in general.
Oh, hey, another Rhythm Heaven fan in 2020. _Good._
"I don't need Rhythm Heaven Fever"
>:(
"I need two"
:)
I swear he could have his own TV Show and the set is still his house
Now, he does.
this aged well
good news
Well would ya look at that
Good shit.
2:09 why’d he have to say Donkey Kong like that. I’m crying
209
*[gasp]* *D O N K E Y K U O U N G ? ? ?*
We all did
@@charmandyorton006 no its duonkey kuong
this made me 'hee hee' laugh
Imagine being in a store in the cake mix isle and in the isle next to you, you hear Scott say “I’m not doin’ it!”
"I own the Xenoblade Chronicles 2 controller and have no interest in the game, I feel like I'm on a list somewhere"
You're on mine now Scott buddy boi
2?
He's on my subscription list
Same.
@@whiteslate Yes?
Internet Person 2. good day to you.
The next episode: Special Edition Bread
Flippen Limited edition Oreos! I still have 6 flavors from 2014! Scott can buy them if he comes around!
Ryan East but have you tried seeded edition?!
We’ll find out on our next episode
He looks like a fusion of every actor for Spider-Man
Goddammit I have been tortured for over a year about who Scott reminds me of, and it turns out it's a deepfake of 3 at once.
Personally, I think he looks mostly like Toby maguire and Tom holland with just a touch of Andrew garfield
r/rareinsults
@@wolfie1179 r/ihavereddit
@@wolfie1179 no
I like how everyone just quotes scott
legit no one makes any original comments
"WHAT THE F*** DON'T DO THAT TO MY CONTROLLER"
*throws it at the ground*
i love this channel
2:29
Scott: "I won't buy anything ever."
Toilet Paper: "Are you sure about that?"
Can't buy what you can't find
The Jovian Touché
"Shit."
Use your hands like a normal person.
Scott gonna go Asian
I got a special edition bread yesterday and boy let me tell you, it's bread alright!
I actually heard this in Scott's voice
🍞 Oh man oh man I sure like wonder bread 🍞
Scott: I don't want anything to happen to these, they're too precious!
Also Scott: *drills a hole into an Xbox controller*
"It may not be a great controller, but it's not a good controller either". -Scott the Woz 3/10/2020
Scott: "I'll never but anything again."
Me: "You will do it, it is in your nature. _Stay Gold."_
Alpha Jay 3.0 did you say... gold?
Alpha Jay 3.0 that's the joke I was making buddy
@@PkGroovy98 Oops shouldn't have explained the joke 😅
Scott: "I won't buy anything ever"
New game releases: "TOO BAD, SCOTT"
DOOM Eternal and Animal Crossing New Horizons: "That's adorable"
"I'm probably on a list somewhere"
Scotts that are worthy of the Woz:
-Scott *THE* Woz
11:02
Wasn't it nice going to the bread aisle and seeing bread?
Scott: “There are obviously products we want, but we don’t need”
Scott: *Shows Red Dead Redemption 2*
Me with my 270 hours of Red Dead 2:
...
270 hours is weak
Very weak
bruh
Those are rookie numbers.
Meh. That game was super boring.
Conspiracy theory
There is two Scott’s, that’s why Scott can make a video In 2 seconds
Imagine two Scotts going "Hey y'all, Scott here!"
“There goes my fifth kidney”
🤔 hmmmm 🤔
Some things wrong I can feel it just a feeling I got
I mean kid knees are pretty easy to get.
@@notdog6642 lol
"It's not a Great Controller, but it's not a good one either!"
But is it bad.
"Yeah so I have the thing where I have to pick every controller I see"
*GASP*
*"DoNkEy KoNg!?"*
So were finally here
performing for you
If you know the words
you can join in too
Put your hands together
if you want to clap
We'll take you through this monkey rap HUH
DK
*lick
DK
Donkey Kong
Jelous now
@@Nathan-el5tm *dick
Scott: I won't buy anything, ever
Me: He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
6:06 If you go and win a Smash tournament with this thing, you're officially the GOAT.
"now you know my color blind hell"
That hit home man... That hit home.
9:04
“No fork spaghetti” i’m dead 😂
"so i have this condition where i have to lick ever controller i see
*gasp* DoNkEy KoNg"
69 likes
Nice
@@Nikolai_The_Grolar haha funny sex number funny lmfao rofl lmao lol 😂 😂😂🤣
@@KodyLapointe huh dwonkey Kwong
@@KodyLapointe total big chungus amogus moment
8:02 that feeling when something you own finally makes the special edition list. YAH!
Scott: We all buy stuff we don't really need
Me: SO I'M NOT ALONE BUYING TWO WII U'S?!?!?
Scott has 2 wii u's
@@RealBega and I do too
no you're not alone buying two WII Us.
@some body to get another wii u gamepad charger
@@RealBega The second one is the PAL Wii U he bought to play We Dare, right?
Scott said on twitter that this video is more "filler" to him and he delayed to it make it better, but I really gotta say I loved this episode more than most.
He went to the grocery store at the end just for that bit. Now that's dedication
5:20 if you play luigi’s mansion you are the Luigi controller
I love how he used the ravio theme from a link between worlds when he talked about companies making us spend more money
6:04 Haha I wasn't expecting that!
Scott when I say he needs to spend money wisely: *rice cooker*
scott’s videos are comfort food i’ve watched his videos so many times
Watching Cute things is better
This video should be titled
“Scott will never buy anything again!”
So true
Never ask Scott to buy anything ever again
5:35 - "Haha, funny photoshop design!"
5:47 - "WTF IT'S REAL?!"
@7 11 gaming what
@7 11 gaming I think one of us is having a stroke
@7 11 gaming I think you mean "common knowledge."
You should know that.
Me: So are you going to end the video on a punch line?
Scott: "I'm not doing it!"
Me: Okay.
It's funny because it's not funny that it's not funny
0:26 foreshadowed Game Baths 👀
2:16
Yes Scott, you’re on a list from people who would give a pancreas to get their hands on that.
i was somehow able to get in new from amazon for 40 like 6 months after it came out, still one of the best deals i ever found there
kingjonny I’ll give you my pancreas
it's such a cool looking controller
"I'm not doing it!"
Here lies scott the woz-died of hunger
Before revealing that, that controller was designed to look like bananas I thought you had burnt the tips somehow.
It took him so long to make this video he found a time machine to upload it before he tells us he needs the delay
What an absolute legend
Scott: I won't buy anything ever!
Fling Smash: So that was a lie.
Love that Scott added the toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside. Poof will be so proud
Damn Scott should’ve bought that bread, now he’s really screwed
"What kind of Tattoo do you want"
Scott:"PLAD"
“pläd”
9:05 - omg I'm so happy to meet someone else who does this!
Y’all forgetting the LEGO Wii remote where you literally built your own controller
10:57 "So, I have come to the conclusion that I won't buy anything ever." "I am not doing it!"
Good luck with that one Scott.
1057
Scott: who chews on thumb sticks?
Myself back when I was a kid that chewed on anything and everything: **sweating profusely**
Scott: Mentions about Rhythm Heaven Fever
Me: **WHO AWAKENS MY SLUMBER**
NO, WHO AWAKENS M Y SLUMBER?
ok fine you can wake up
@@sponsoredbywalmart rhythm heaven fans corner hello
*Same*
Yez
“It may not be a great controller, but it’s not a great controller either”
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
He said “it’s not a good one either” implying that it’s trash
@@jeffbezos3200 maybe it’s means ok
@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo
No
@@steelbear2063 then how’s it that?
I want the Animal Crossing Switch, but I already have a Switch...
I got the switch, then I got the game
Just get custom joy cons of the same color and boom
xx_Skarla Bloodmoon_xx there’s patterns on the back
Grab a sharpie and get to work customizing
Buy whatever makes you happy 😊
"People pay top dollar for special trash"
*Super Mario Party in the background*
1:45
The first special edition controller I bought is the orange and purple joycons, I love their design and when my last joycons stopped working I had the perfect excuse to get them.
Yeah I got that colour combo too, though I don't know if they count as special editions. They're just different colours. It's like a got the switch originally with blue and red ones, instead of the black ones, then replaced them with the orange and purple. And in a year's time I'm probably gonna have to replace these ones with some new ones, perhaps the green and pink ones.
It's kinda worrying really, the joycons need to have a major update, because they break so quickly. What happens when Nintendo stop producing Switch joycons? 10 years from now if your joycons break, then that's it, you're basically fucked. Unless you _never_ use it in handheld mode and only ever use separate controllers like the Pro controller or 8bitdo ones.
So if they don't update them and make them much much more long lasting, it really is gonna be a long term worry.
They are pretty though. Nice that you can update the look of the whole console without needing to buy a new console entirely.
@@duffman18 true that
Scott: “Who chews on THUMBSTICKS?!”
*6 year old me sheepishly raises hand*
You must have an incredible immune system. Ladies and gentlemen I believe we've found the cure.
Nobody:
Scott:LETS HAVE 3 RICE COOKERS
Sir, my bone can only get so erect from one comment
You only watched the first 30 seconds so you could be considered early did you?
@@MustangBanger94 you are very right sir
The fact that this man will buy two crockpots (i’m assuming he had the one already) for a gag is just amazing.
I felt when Scott said “who chews on controllers”
I almost have a heart attack when Scott posts on anything that isn’t a Sunday
"Yes like i have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller that I see..."
"DONKEY KOOONG?"
1:25 yeah roll all the clips of Scott mercilessly abusing any and every controller he’s owned